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Speaker 1: So I am going with Pedro Martinez to Bear City.

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Speaker 1: We're finally gonna check out Bear City. You may remember

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Speaker 1: city made famous on Saturday Night Live. And I want

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Speaker 1: to say two thousand and six, two thousand and seven.

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Speaker 2: Right, yes, one of my favorite sketches of all time.

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Speaker 2: Let's talk a little bit about the jokes and the sketch,

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Speaker 2: and there were so many, but do you want to

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Speaker 2: pick one of your favorites and then I'll say mine.

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Speaker 1: Man, you say one of yours first, I don't remember.

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Speaker 1: I remember like like the vibe of the city very clearly,

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Speaker 1: and the theme song of course, uh huh, but not

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Speaker 1: in an individual sketch as much. So you talk about

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Speaker 1: one of your favorite Bear City sketches, my favorite sketches. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: isn't it just one sketch? No, they did him in

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Speaker 1: a lot of different episodes. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, But I was saying, let's each say our face

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Speaker 2: favorite joke from this game. Oh okay, yeah, go ahead,

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Bear City. And then the of course that's

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Speaker 2: the mayor.

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Speaker 1: So we we would we went to Bear City.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 1: It is very sad what has happened to it. The

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Speaker 1: tourism industry has completely dried up. Because this was like,

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Speaker 1: you know, it's peak, it was something that people were

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Speaker 2: Well it's boom and bust. I mean, you know when

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Speaker 2: you get that big that fast, there's this whole new

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Speaker 2: there's so many things. There's so many similar stories to

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Speaker 2: Bear City of places created and made famous by us.

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Speaker 2: I know, yes that are now just complete wasteless. The

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Speaker 2: Conehead's planet, Yeah, the Conehead's entire planet.

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Speaker 1: Nobody visits that planet.

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Speaker 2: I mean the gym that it's Pa was trying to join,

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Speaker 2: you know, they they franchised that that became a whole

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Speaker 1: So we go and they are so excited, really more

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Speaker 1: never visit. They look, they're all really skinny. They they

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Speaker 1: see Pedro Martinez and they want him to live there

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Speaker 1: and like hopefully become like Baseball Bear. They want him

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Speaker 1: to dress up as a bear who is like who

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Speaker 1: like pitches baseballs. So they're like trying to get us

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Speaker 1: to like stay there with them forever, and it's.

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Speaker 2: Not realistic because Pedro has his whole own life. You know,

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Speaker 2: nobody knows that better than you. You're best friends with him.

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Speaker 1: Yes, So we stayed for like like two weeks and

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Speaker 1: then finally it was like we got It was so

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm so happy to have you back, and I'm

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Speaker 2: happy that Pedro is okay because my understanding right is

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Speaker 2: that he wound up having to They tried to block

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Speaker 2: that had happened to the city and so long, and

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Speaker 2: he had to throw baseballs.

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Speaker 1: At all the different He had to throw baseballs in

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Speaker 1: to Hollywood and the guy to kick but dropping names

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Speaker 2: Best we've ever done it. So we have guests here.

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Speaker 2: Do we want to talk about that or do we

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Speaker 2: want to just keep just riffing with us?

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Speaker 1: I here's what I want to talk about. I like

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Speaker 1: having some of the old salt licks of this podcast company,

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Speaker 1: nay institution, Uh that uh the guy and just chop

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Speaker 1: our names on it? I think it might. After freaking

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Speaker 4: Think I could spot mine somewhere on here. Yeah, and

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Speaker 4: and these guys as well.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there is.

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Speaker 4: Something that only the old salt licks can understand.

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Speaker 2: And I remember even when we were all young bucks,

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Speaker 2: at the time there was only one hall. Remember, yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's true, there was only one hall, and it was

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Speaker 2: and it was a cough drop. But but it was

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Speaker 2: thing that was happening to me, which I suppose is fame.

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Speaker 1: The only people that got it. Yes, yea. So we

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Speaker 2: Hey, the T brothers. Let's spill some tea.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, perfect, that spill some tea so much yuppy Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: I love that.

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Speaker 2: Are we doing this? We're just gonna talk about the

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Speaker 2: old day. Yeah, get into it. I mean talk about

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Speaker 5: Can I say that I traditionally I like to keep

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Speaker 5: I'm not a guy who likes to look backward. Not sentimental,

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Speaker 1: So you're saying when a podcast groupie, you're honestly telling

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Speaker 1: you don't you don't look backward and sort of be like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: if we.

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Speaker 5: If we have, if we exchange a glance as we're

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Speaker 5: the best possible world because we're both in that moment.

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Speaker 1: That's the moment. Okay.

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Speaker 5: That said today, I will answer any question.

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Speaker 2: I will I'll this is this is it.

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Speaker 5: This is a one time offer.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, about the past, about the past, oh.

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Speaker 2: Get your licks or the president. I'll answer literally any questions,

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Speaker 2: future questions.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's talk.

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Speaker 2: About the future.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: That that that first record in the old play you

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Speaker 1: we started right right around the same.

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Speaker 4: We had a real Saturday run. Yeah, like we were

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Speaker 4: real NICs. We were kids crazy Saturday.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and no one else really knew what Saturday was.

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Speaker 5: I remember a lot of people were intimidated by the

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Speaker 5: Saturday Boys. There were there were people that were jealous,

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Speaker 1: And you would come in on Monday and there was

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what the Saturday Boys had been up.

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Speaker 5: It smells like Saturday in here.

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Speaker 4: We used to say, yes, yes, and we were getting

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Speaker 2: We were, we were cooking some stuff.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we had we had to to be funny. Yah way,

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Speaker 2: A lot of times I went into Sunday, which is

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Speaker 1: Saturday would blend into the Saturday, very first part of Sunday.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes, can I tell Can I.

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Speaker 5: Tell the hangover story about the Saturday Boys?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, yes you can.

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Speaker 5: There was a there. It was a labor day weekend,

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Speaker 5: so studios closed Monday. I come in Tuesday. These guys

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Speaker 2: Don't you remember this right or don't remember pieces of it?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll bet, I'll bet I'll bet that you do

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Speaker 5: remember only pieces of this story that I just told.

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Speaker 4: Sam with your story, Paul, Yeah, it's more about the discovery.

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Speaker 4: Do you ever stop calling ourselves a sadder dudes or

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Speaker 4: that was that just went right out that? Yeah, that

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Speaker 5: Because immediately people started calling you satur douches.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're the satisdudes of all. Yeah, just sad.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, satist dudes, sat satur douches, all of that.

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Speaker 4: And I feeling Saturdays. I haven't heard that the Saturn

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Speaker 4: Dunce boys day boys Yeah, yeah, just fucking assholes, pricks.

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Speaker 2: They would call us that sometimes.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, bad podcaster, super ding, unpopular, loser, loser jerks and

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Speaker 6: I and I remember being called uh not financially viable.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like a drain.

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Speaker 5: That was in those days. That was like that was

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Obviously with PC culture now we don't say that

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Speaker 5: It's like Billy Murray calling Chevy Chase medium talent during

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, yes, and tell that story.

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Speaker 5: This was this was years ago. Saturday and Live and

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Speaker 1: A medium talent, the sweetest burn.

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Speaker 2: I mean for people, and just for our listeners, a

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Speaker 1: Of that era. Okay, he's a Jack ye Jack elements.

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Speaker 2: That's true.

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Speaker 1: That's true. That was and it was a good story.

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Speaker 7: Do.

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Speaker 1: We want to get into helping Andrew. This is something

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Speaker 1: we've talked about. We've waited for so long to have Andrew.

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Speaker 5: We're done with reminiscing about the.

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Speaker 2: No, not necessarily, we're going to go hand in hand.

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Speaker 1: We can just do.

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Speaker 4: Here's what will be really helpful is just like obviously

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Speaker 2: I'm not trying to fucking you hate it.

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Speaker 4: I just it's the worst, Like I don't Yeah, you

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Speaker 4: little short episode. Yeah, the schedule is insane, just in

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Speaker 1: Then just call it.

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Speaker 2: Yo, this is racist. Yo, this is racist.

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Speaker 4: That got stolen by a Twitter account with a little

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Speaker 2: So that's been a thing that's a problem for me.

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Speaker 1: No, I just what I what?

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Speaker 5: I So there are more problems than just racism, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: there's I just think I just I just think it's.

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Speaker 1: Born to point out.

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Speaker 5: God, there are a lot of problems in the world,

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Speaker 5: not just racism.

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Speaker 7: Come on, yeah, there's a focus come on, like there's

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Speaker 7: patent trolls.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, exactly. People want to focus on things like, oh,

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Speaker 5: we gotta stop doing the tobahawk chop, but the braves games.

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Speaker 5: There are bigger problems.

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Speaker 2: Wait, actually, when I am kind of where am I

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 4: Uh but no, I just here's the thing. It's that

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Speaker 5: I mean, rooster knows what time it is once a day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the wake up call you asked for this

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Speaker 2: I've been rolling around freaking hay all night.

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Speaker 1: don't know where that came from. Sorry, Hey, Andrew, I

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Speaker 2: Oh man, that's a great question.

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Speaker 1: That's a great question.

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Speaker 4: So normally with stuff like this, you know, I like

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Speaker 5: Austin Pedia, the wiki wiki Austin.

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Speaker 4: That's that's a wiki Wikia dot org. That's right, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Randy dot Wikia do I make you Randy?

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Speaker 1: He says Randy. Now he says Randy after Arnie. I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he doesn't.

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Speaker 1: Swapping around on his bed that it was produced by

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Speaker 5: He does not say Randy as much as the character Randy.

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Speaker 2: Yes, interesting, Yeah, well from the Randy movie, we hope

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Speaker 10: Yeah, what happened?

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Speaker 5: What's holding up the Randy we.

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Speaker 2: Have been wondering. Yeah, that's a frequent conversation on this show,

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Speaker 1: Mean, even before you know what what was the could

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Speaker 4: Oh this is Hollywood crisis.

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Speaker 2: Pr is amazing. Yeah, just Randy, that's Randy. That was

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Speaker 2: And then yeah, you just throw Randy under the bus.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh so that's interesting question. Is it racist for

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Speaker 2: Okay? Interesting? Huh well definitely that's our You can't have that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because you are You're Scottish right, Well no, but

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Speaker 2: You are getting who's the most Scottish in here? Do

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Just like sizing it up? Yeah, let's do it, Sam.

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Speaker 1: It definitely is more I think.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, who's the most Scottish in here?

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Speaker 1: And why? That's the important thing?

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Speaker 11: Why?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, why do y'all think you might be?

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Speaker 5: Explain why you think you might be the most Scottish?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I know Hayes is a big fan of Paulish.

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Speaker 5: But do you know what brand of tape I use exclusively?

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Speaker 12: Okay, Dutch tape made by three Baby.

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Speaker 1: Sean is wearing a plaid shirt.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true, the Tartan? What is the Tartan? But

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Speaker 2: engineer Sam is? What is it that he's a highlander?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, Sam is? Is you're the one now a highlander?

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Speaker 1: I thought that was the main thing, was that there

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Speaker 2: Well, no, there can be only one, which is why

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Speaker 2: So are they all called highlanders?

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Speaker 4: He was just the highlander, the highlander? But there, yeah,

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Speaker 5: It an honorific like president where they have to call

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Speaker 2: Like you can do four years. Yeah, the turn limits.

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Speaker 5: No, you're a mortal, but you can only do you're

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Speaker 4: But then afterwards they still call you mister highlander or whatever.

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Speaker 2: Right, you're not the islander. Yeah, Toyota highlander is confused

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because a lot of people are trying to chop

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Speaker 5: Yeah you know what, those cars break down. They are

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, and really in some ways, neither is

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Speaker 1: Did you want another voicemail? Sure? Okay, go ahead. Well

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Speaker 1: I'm just well, I'm curious about your Highlander strategy. Seems

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Speaker 1: I'll stay as low as possible. I've seen you, thank you,

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Speaker 1: I've seen you.

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Speaker 4: You have Sam, we see you.

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Speaker 2: You have a motorcycle, which you would think, oh, that's

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Speaker 10: Do you guys remember at the old studio there was

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Speaker 2: Forty five minutes late and we were locked out. A

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Speaker 10: I just sold that motorcycle a couple days ago. Runs great,

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Speaker 5: Did you did you tell the person the lie when

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Speaker 10: It to them?

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Speaker 4: I sold it to Ben Schwartz and it runs great

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Speaker 5: Are you saying Ben Schwartz now has a motorcycle.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if he still has it. It's his now,

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Speaker 2: Ben it's been flipping motorcycles. Yeah, he'll buy, he'll gut

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Speaker 4: A pill right the beats pill right in front, just

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Speaker 2: Pill you guys are we got it? We all got it?

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Speaker 2: And then he makes the engine look like BB eight.

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Speaker 1: You know, I was rolling around a wheel as yeah,

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 4: Well, he sits in the sidecar with you when you

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Speaker 1: It for you.

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Speaker 2: It's expensive, but it's worth it. It's so fun. Get

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Guys, Yeah, no, Sam, you

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Speaker 1: seem to be in a rush. You would like us

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Speaker 11: Drew, Hey, oh, and guessed I wanted to say that

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Speaker 11: I had a question about it's something.

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Speaker 2: As racist and I want to ask you, and.

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Speaker 11: I'm using the number that you provided.

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Speaker 1: On the show.

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Speaker 2: I didn't really do that voice. Sometimes.

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Speaker 11: Basically my question is this, if I'm if I'm white, right,

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Speaker 11: Like just I'm not being rude about it. I'm just

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Speaker 4: I think we got the gist, right, guys, I think

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Speaker 1: Sometimes do you want to just pot it's still been playing?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to just pot it up? Like, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's bring it backup, let's just finish.

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Speaker 11: There no way that you can tell me that what

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Speaker 11: I'm doing is racist because I'm just asking questions and

449
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,600
Speaker 11: I'm just the same question of everybody.

450
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,480
Speaker 5: They don't have to answer.

451
00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:59,159
Speaker 4: It there, All right, I think we got I think

452
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:02,000
Speaker 4: the collar thank you so much, of course, Like I

453
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,840
Speaker 4: love all all the listeners equally and all the callers

454
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:11,520
Speaker 4: especially uh starting a market research firm, Yeah right, that's

455
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:12,600
Speaker 4: just market research.

456
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:16,280
Speaker 5: It's uh yeah, yeah, you know, although we didn't hear

457
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:17,720
Speaker 5: what he does with the answers.

458
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:22,480
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sure something fine, as long as as long

459
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:26,560
Speaker 1: as it's for like financial gain, it's okay, that's the important.

460
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,040
Speaker 1: Long he's selling the information.

461
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:30,639
Speaker 5: Did he say that he was selling.

462
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,040
Speaker 1: No, but he's saying it's as long as he's using

463
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:35,879
Speaker 1: it to start as part of real market.

464
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:37,400
Speaker 5: If that is what he is doing.

465
00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:39,640
Speaker 1: Yes, then it is not racist as long as it

466
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:40,600
Speaker 1: is compensated.

467
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,760
Speaker 2: So that's the trick for you as this racist, right.

468
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,439
Speaker 4: Obviously the callers like it's hard to get it all

469
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:47,280
Speaker 4: in one of voicemails, which and what do you want

470
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:51,600
Speaker 4: to do is figure out how the callers are making

471
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 4: that money as quickly as possible.

472
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, And the more money it is, the less racist

473
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:59,199
Speaker 1: it is. Well, because is it racist to have a

474
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:00,200
Speaker 1: side hustle?

475
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:04,720
Speaker 5: I don't know, dog, No, dog, what's less racist than capitalism?

476
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:09,520
Speaker 2: Oh? No, just rewards people who are.

477
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:15,400
Speaker 1: Heard, meritocracy. It's color. We're good, Yes, that the only

478
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:16,240
Speaker 1: color is green.

479
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 5: That's right, that's right.

480
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:21,479
Speaker 1: I wonder what movie it was that he was talking about, Like,

481
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:25,640
Speaker 1: probably not Nobody's Fool, which is about to come out,

482
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 1: depends on when the voice mode came in. Could sounds

483
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,719
Speaker 1: like something I can do bad all by myself.

484
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,639
Speaker 4: Yeah, some of these, some of these go do you know,

485
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 4: here's the thing with the voicemail boxes. We get very

486
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 4: tired just going through it. And a lot of times

487
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,280
Speaker 4: instead of just doing what I want to do, which

488
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:46,160
Speaker 4: is just deleting people's like deep fears and questions.

489
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, never even thinking about them.

490
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,879
Speaker 4: Is I'll just let them sit in the mailbox for like,

491
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 4: I don't know, four there, we got something.

492
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:53,760
Speaker 1: They're trapped in there.

493
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,879
Speaker 2: They can't go anywhere. Well while I have their souls, Yeah, exactly,

494
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 2: I can't. What are you gonna do flush them?

495
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:00,679
Speaker 1: Yeah?

496
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 5: Can I ask a question? And this is this is

497
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:07,280
Speaker 5: a little off topic maybe, but in Ghostbusters. Yeah, when

498
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 5: the ghosts go into the box, they dropped him in

499
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 5: the box.

500
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:13,760
Speaker 2: I hate to interrupt you. This is not off topic

501
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:14,159
Speaker 2: at all.

502
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 5: Okay, good God, I'm glad.

503
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,960
Speaker 2: I'm glad. This is an act. Yes, absolutely what we

504
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:18,719
Speaker 2: wanted to discuss.

505
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:22,159
Speaker 5: What like what the box is so small, and the

506
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 5: ghosts are always bigger than the box, huge always.

507
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:29,880
Speaker 1: And they're clearly like alive in there because often the

508
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,919
Speaker 1: box is kind of jumping around.

509
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:34,160
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, and then and then they get

510
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,080
Speaker 5: released later.

511
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:36,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

512
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 5: This is the original Ghostbusters because the Heba guy the

513
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,679
Speaker 5: worst villains I can think of. Oh yeah, they.

514
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:46,840
Speaker 2: Make sure Billy Atherton, they Billy. That's the only Ghostbusters,

515
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,600
Speaker 2: I recognize. So me and Billy got a place in

516
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:54,159
Speaker 2: La Joya beautiful nineteen seventy.

517
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 1: And we.

518
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:03,280
Speaker 2: Just sat and watched his scenes from Ghostbusters.

519
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:02,959
Speaker 5: Just his scenes.

520
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 2: And this was in the seventies, yes, before the movie

521
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:08,359
Speaker 2: was made, well before because he was nervous. He thought,

522
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 2: am I making this EPA seem bad enough? Is this

523
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 2: the original environmental cuts?

524
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:16,600
Speaker 5: The original dan Ackroyd script that was I think three

525
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:17,520
Speaker 5: hundred pages long.

526
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was mostly much more of him getting blown Yeah,

527
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:25,679
Speaker 1: ghost his eyes, his eyes crossed for much longer.

528
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:28,400
Speaker 2: Well, they crossed, they uncrossed, they rolled back into his head,

529
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:30,359
Speaker 2: they came all the way back around, a lot of

530
00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:32,240
Speaker 2: stuff we just didn't have technology for at the time.

531
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 2: Brilliant scene on the page, yeah, but we could not

532
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:36,640
Speaker 2: make it look like that.

533
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:42,880
Speaker 4: But you know, at any rate, we got distracted, wound

534
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:46,120
Speaker 4: up just going on down to a cove and spearfishing

535
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:46,879
Speaker 4: for OCTOPI.

536
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:51,400
Speaker 1: Sure you like how smart they are?

537
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's tasty to me is their brains.

538
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:58,639
Speaker 5: Yeah, that, to me is the most dangerous game, is

539
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:02,920
Speaker 5: hunting Octopi because they are so smart that a lot

540
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 5: of people you think you're a big man if you

541
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 5: can take down an elephant or something or whatever.

542
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 2: It does feel awesome. I mean course it feels.

543
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 5: Course, it feels great to see to see an elephant,

544
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 5: the largest land mammal and say I'm going to kill it. Yeah,

545
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,679
Speaker 5: it's a great feeling. It's a great idea. It's a

546
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 5: great feeling. Ye, powerful an octopus because it's it's definitely

547
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:31,479
Speaker 5: smarter than you. Yeah, definitely smarter than you. It can

548
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,080
Speaker 5: escape from anything from inside a closed jar.

549
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 1: And then if you can't do that, if you can,

550
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 1: I can't either.

551
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:42,119
Speaker 2: I can't. That's a rat. And I do you know

552
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:42,880
Speaker 2: that escape room?

553
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,680
Speaker 1: That's a big jar, big jar.

554
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:46,800
Speaker 2: Big jar downtown, Big jar Downtown.

555
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,359
Speaker 5: Is it's the hardest escape room. No one has escaped

556
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 5: from it.

557
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no there are no clues.

558
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:55,120
Speaker 2: Really, what is that the jar jar banks one?

559
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:55,639
Speaker 1: Yeah?

560
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 5: Yes, is that what you looked up from your phone.

561
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,720
Speaker 2: To say, I'm still get my phone?

562
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:10,360
Speaker 5: That's un answered.

563
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 1: You burnt, you burn?

564
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,720
Speaker 2: He got me?

565
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,439
Speaker 1: So what is the big jar jar Binks Downtown? Is

566
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 1: that raisist?

567
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,480
Speaker 2: The big jar Jar Banks Downtown?

568
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:23,880
Speaker 1: Just the whole, the whole thing.

569
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 2: The ghost being too big for the box. Yes, oh

570
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 2: of course, did you get to your initial question, the

571
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 2: band jar, what are they doing in there?

572
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 1: Oh?

573
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 5: Yeah?

574
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 1: What?

575
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:31,720
Speaker 7: So?

576
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 5: Is it scary our ghosts because they're scary? Are they scared?

577
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 5: When they're in the box, they spend all their time

578
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 5: being scary. Then they're trapped in this tiny little place.

579
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 1: Are they screaming a lot?

580
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 5: Are they smushed? Or are they do they like? Are

581
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 5: they somehow shrunk down to proportionate size?

582
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,960
Speaker 2: I think I can answer this because it goes back

583
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:58,960
Speaker 2: to something that my therapist always says, which is scared

584
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 2: people scare people. Mmm, and that sometimes the people who

585
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 2: are really trying to scare you the worst are the

586
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 2: ones who are the most scared themselves.

587
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 1: Good message for some of these kids on Halloween who

588
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 1: are coming up in these to your house and these

589
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 1: scary masks, freaky stuff, for them to know that scared

590
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 1: people scared.

591
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, this works across the board. Happy people make people happy.

592
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

593
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:22,880
Speaker 5: Sad people make people sad.

594
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 1: Forny people make people. Oh my god, they make Randy.

595
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, that work, that's right.

596
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 1: H it worked pretty much every time. I remember we

597
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 1: got what he wanted.

598
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 5: I was going out of my mind watching.

599
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 4: That movie from the Horn.

600
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, how many babies do you think were born after

601
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:42,479
Speaker 5: the release of Austin Powers.

602
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 1: Wow, right, yeah, a lot.

603
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 5: I would love to see the stats on that.

604
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 4: That explains my generation, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,

605
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 4: it's like how the baby boom.

606
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 5: You were born the year that Austin Powers came up?

607
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, nine months.

608
00:29:55,000 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we are the same agent.

609
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 2: You remember how crowded the school? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

610
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 2: like sixty students just for that.

611
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 1: What great?

612
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 2: And just everyone named like Basil, yeah, Basil, Danger.

613
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 4: Vagina China, Vagina China.

614
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 2: So sorry, Danger was their middle name?

615
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Basil of course a lot of yeah is.

616
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 1: Just penis and larger punk.

617
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Randy. That is where Randy came from.

618
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 1: Also Randy as well.

619
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 4: And I think some kids were just hamed Horny, right, yes, yes,

620
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,480
Speaker 4: we had two hornies in my school, like Horny Wong

621
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 4: and then Horny.

622
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 2: We just called them white Horny Horny Davidson. Obviously.

623
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 4: I remember my homeboy odd job, Yeah, random, random task

624
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 4: and the mole.

625
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 1: Uh well, yep, do we want to do another?

626
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 4: I was gonna, yeah, I was gonna ask if we

627
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 4: could do another voicemail.

628
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 2: Hang on, go ahead, let's pull it up.

629
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me pull it up, okay, scrolling all right,

630
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 1: here we go.

631
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 2: Right, Andrew, this Uh this is engineer Devin. Some my

632
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 2: guys call me Chef Devons.

633
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:17,719
Speaker 4: Uh.

634
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 2: Just I'm Baffle Gaffs on Twitter if you want to anyway.

635
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 3: Uh, wondering if it is racist, and I really don't

636
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 3: think it is that I have not seen the movie

637
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 3: Crazy Rotations or even the trailer for Crazy Rotations, even

638
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 3: though Hayes and Shawn, who are not.

639
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 4: My boss by the way, even though they act like

640
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 4: they're my boss, have been asking me to at least

641
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 4: watch the trailer so we could talk about it on

642
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 4: the show for about a month now, and I've been

643
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 4: putting my foot down about how I'm not only to

644
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 4: do it and I am from Minnesota. Oh boy, well,

645
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 4: whoever that was, It's good to hear. Just good to

646
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 4: hear from, like, uh, you know, someone interested in the community.

647
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 4: You know, I call I call Crazy rich Asians fans

648
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:09,800
Speaker 4: the community.

649
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 1: Okay.

650
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 5: Is that their official like fan designation?

651
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 1: Yeah?

652
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so we I'm I'm a I'm a community

653
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 4: member is Yeah, that's that's just our little fun like name.

654
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:24,960
Speaker 1: You know.

655
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 4: I feel like it just captures what it's like to

656
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 4: be part of the community.

657
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,240
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's really painting a picture for me.

658
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 1: Yeah. Dog, So you know, if someone is and interesting,

659
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 1: like someone that you work in the same office with, uh,

660
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 1: if that is the yeah, of course.

661
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:44,560
Speaker 2: Now I want to make these general.

662
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 1: You're seeing crazy rich Asians as an act of violence?

663
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 1: Should that be something that you can go to jail for?

664
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 1: Of course?

665
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 2: Like and obviously, like you know, we don't want to

666
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 2: take uh.

667
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 4: You know, we understand that that free speech is you know,

668
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:05,719
Speaker 4: on some level important, right, of course, Yeah, we all

669
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 4: kind of I'll hear you. But you know, I just

670
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 4: think like, like, certain civic duties are more important than

671
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 4: you know, ideas of liberty or being able to not

672
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,760
Speaker 4: see Crazy Richations or even the trailer for Crazy Richations.

673
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 1: Did you guys catch tomorrow last night? Never miss it?

674
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 2: Never miss it?

675
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was doing something sort of similar, right, he

676
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,800
Speaker 4: was talking about but it was this was like routing people.

677
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 2: Is it a new rule when.

678
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 5: He does his his like speech at the end, what's

679
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 5: the difference, Well, the new rules are short.

680
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, here's here's what happens.

681
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 5: He does the new rules and the this is at

682
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 5: the end of the show, and uh, ostensibly the panel

683
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 5: could have left and gone home, but they stay there.

684
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 5: They have to stay there, you have to and uh,

685
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 5: they they do the new rules, and then they know

686
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 5: that they're on camera, so they have to be ready

687
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 5: to react to the new rules. And then there's there's

688
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 5: he does like the last new rule transitions, and you

689
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:11,800
Speaker 5: can tell, like the lighting is different, like everything changes,

690
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 5: Like there's just like a hush that falls over you're.

691
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 4: Entering hell, You're well, that's the effect that's created exactly.

692
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, the earth falls away and then you realize, oh

693
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 5: my god, I'm not in the place that I thought

694
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 5: I was.

695
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:31,320
Speaker 1: Or have I been here? I've been.

696
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's revealing himself. Well you touch the mirror, but

697
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 4: it's liquid and then there's fire on it.

698
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:36,480
Speaker 5: Oh my god.

699
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 3: Yeah.

700
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, the moment when you realize that al Pacino was

701
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 4: the devil. That moment when yeah, al Pacino was the devil. Guys,

702
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 4: now you get it.

703
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:54,759
Speaker 5: So he does he does a speech that's like, you know,

704
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:57,279
Speaker 5: I don't know how he does it, but everyone is like,

705
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:00,120
Speaker 5: take that, Atticus Finch, you know what I mean. He

706
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 5: just he just I've been I've been laughing and learning

707
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:07,759
Speaker 5: for an hour, Yeah, for fifty eight minutes. Yeah, and

708
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:11,840
Speaker 5: then in the last two minutes, I'm just blown away.

709
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 5: You know, he delivers the final word on something, and

710
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:19,839
Speaker 5: then maybe he sneaks in a joke right before the

711
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,280
Speaker 5: very end where he gets serious again.

712
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,360
Speaker 1: And in your case, you have been laughing and learning

713
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 1: for at least some part of your life from backstage.

714
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:31,839
Speaker 2: Oh no, but not backstage on stage. On stage, I was.

715
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 5: Again, I only like to look forward. But the first season, Oh,

716
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:36,399
Speaker 5: I'm so.

717
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 1: Glad we've opened up it for this episode.

718
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:41,879
Speaker 5: This is it the one chance you get that first

719
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:43,879
Speaker 5: season of Real Time. Back in two thousand and three,

720
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:47,799
Speaker 5: I did a segment on the show, and even though

721
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 5: my segment was, you know, isolated, I never interacted with

722
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 5: Bill or the panel really at all. I was required

723
00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:00,799
Speaker 5: to sit there on stage under life, it's on a

724
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,959
Speaker 5: stool for the entirety of the program. So I would

725
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,359
Speaker 5: do my little section and and again no one would

726
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:10,319
Speaker 5: ever enact me. Except one time. I did a piece

727
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:14,839
Speaker 5: about Confederate flags, and uh, Bill felt compelled to point

728
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,440
Speaker 5: out that the Civil War was not just about slavery,

729
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 5: but it was also about there was there were a

730
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 5: variety of factors.

731
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 2: Did you not know real education?

732
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, I I I feel like I know

733
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:30,360
Speaker 5: it now and I can't remember a time not knowing it.

734
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 5: But I guess I must not have.

735
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 2: You must have learned it from I must have learned

736
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 2: it from Bill.

737
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 1: Is it racist to be so obsessed with slavery? You

738
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 1: think that the Civil War was only about that? Right?

739
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 4: Like we're all wars for states rights to own slaves?

740
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 5: Right?

741
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,360
Speaker 1: Were they all about slaves? To just like not be

742
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:55,439
Speaker 1: able to stop thinking about slavery long enough to think

743
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 1: that maybe it was about some other stuff, maybe like fixation.

744
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 5: Able to sell maple syrup wherever you want it. That

745
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:04,799
Speaker 5: was one of the reasons people went to.

746
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,759
Speaker 2: War, and probably the primary reason you actually were able

747
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 2: to ask someone at the time.

748
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 5: It's definitely it's it's on the list, and we don't

749
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,120
Speaker 5: know where it is on the list, so it could be.

750
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 2: The way way up there.

751
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 4: I mean, I think the fact that we don't know

752
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:19,839
Speaker 4: means it's at the top the maple syrup and it.

753
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 2: Gets totally ignored now except for by people like Bill

754
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 2: mahar and other of our intellectual giants who have a

755
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 2: platform that's very good and healthy.

756
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:29,840
Speaker 5: But I was glad that Bill took the time to

757
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:34,799
Speaker 5: do that on live television, especially given that I did

758
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 5: not have a chance to respond at all.

759
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:38,359
Speaker 4: So he just he just cut in while you were

760
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 4: doing your pres It.

761
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,880
Speaker 5: Was I did my bit, and then it was over.

762
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 5: And then he sort of tagged it with but of

763
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 5: course as we as as you may not know, you know,

764
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:52,840
Speaker 5: the Civil War was fought for many reasons, not just slavery. Okay,

765
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:53,480
Speaker 5: And it.

766
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,840
Speaker 2: Turns to the and your mic has been taken away

767
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 2: at that point, Oh.

768
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 5: Yes, like a guy is run in. Yanked it off

769
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 5: my jacket, m And that's that's how I hited all

770
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 5: of my segments. Was as soon as the camera was

771
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 5: off me, a guy ran in, Michael Off.

772
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:11,960
Speaker 4: Some of these new rules are starting to sound a

773
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:15,759
Speaker 4: little bit like the old rules. Yeah, I feel like

774
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:20,279
Speaker 4: when I hear these new rules, yeah, I go, man,

775
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:22,799
Speaker 4: if that wasn't a rule already, it always.

776
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 2: Should, I see what you're saying.

777
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:26,439
Speaker 5: I feel I feel like every one of Bill's new

778
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 5: rules should be accompanied by the sound of it being

779
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:33,320
Speaker 5: chiseled in. It just don't, yes, and so you should

780
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 5: be watching saying, yeah, what's that noise? And then they

781
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 5: they they sort of pull out a little bit you

782
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 5: see a guy diddingting ding ting ting ting ting ting.

783
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 5: He's just like chiseling it into a stone.

784
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:45,440
Speaker 1: Tablet m And it's one of the commandments.

785
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 4: Now, yes, Oh, Bill's new command and you know what, Yes,

786
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 4: because he should do new commandments because the commandments are religion.

787
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 5: Boom, get that out of there, Get.

788
00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 1: That out of there. Rigulous.

789
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I could use a I could use a religion.

790
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 4: Less a bit of.

791
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:12,880
Speaker 2: That, right, yeah? Please less please of the religion. I

792
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 2: don't need that. Yeah, it's just less of them everywhere.

793
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:21,719
Speaker 4: Yes, please all this because it has caused the most war.

794
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 2: Oh and really, isn't that what the Civil War was?

795
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,440
Speaker 5: If you want to talk about war, it was about religion.

796
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:28,800
Speaker 2: Yes, every war is about religion.

797
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 4: And it's killed more people than every disease and every

798
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 4: Godzilla and every other monster, every Frankenstein and everything.

799
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 2: And it's true. Well, Okay, I'm glad you brought it up. Okay,

800
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 2: I'm glad you brought it up because it is the

801
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 2: Halloween season, so let's actually get into it. Has because

802
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 2: this is an ongoing debate between Paul and I. I

803
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:53,359
Speaker 2: don't like to look backwards either, but I remember one

804
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:56,800
Speaker 2: of the first times we nearly came to blows was

805
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,399
Speaker 2: over the Babba Duke. And he claims that we could

806
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 2: never pass calculate how many people the Baba Duke has

807
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:05,920
Speaker 2: killed because it is so targeted. We don't know how

808
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 2: many people are experiencing the Babba Duke at one time,

809
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 2: but millions of families could be undergone.

810
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 5: And I want to say again, because the fallout is

811
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 5: such that even if you are, even if you are

812
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:20,359
Speaker 5: not the direct victim of a Bobba Duke killing, if

813
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 5: you know someone who has been, there's ripples. You know

814
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 5: it's it's not an isolated incident, but of course it

815
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,920
Speaker 5: affects everyone around that person.

816
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 2: Where I think, and I think that what I say,

817
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 2: where are books?

818
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:36,160
Speaker 3: If there's this many Babba Dukes, where are the books?

819
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,839
Speaker 1: Paul okay, because we would be able to find. Though

820
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 1: you don't think that the.

821
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 5: Babba Duke cleans up like like covers his tracks.

822
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:46,200
Speaker 2: He's not gonna He's happening on the scale that you are.

823
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,400
Speaker 2: I would literally be walking into people's living room and

824
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 2: seeing the book on the on the coffee table and

825
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 2: seeing their kids sort of being scared as they look

826
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 2: through it and there's a new pages. They didn't know about.

827
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 5: By the time, by the time you're there, it's too late.

828
00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 5: It's happened. Do you know what I mean?

829
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,360
Speaker 7: But if it's if it's doing more people than religion,

830
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:04,319
Speaker 7: if you're if you're not Sean, if you are not

831
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 7: seeing a Baba duck Baba Duke book on people's tables,

832
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:10,839
Speaker 7: it's because the Bobba Duke is not targeted them for murder.

833
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 3: No, what's saying the Babba Duo doesn't murder people. I'm

834
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 3: just saying that the scale you're talking about is so large.

835
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 3: It's saying, Seun, just you gotta get out of your

836
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 3: bubble because you.

837
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 5: Know what that's that's where it stopped last time. And

838
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 5: thank god, thank God for your signature war cry get

839
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:36,960
Speaker 5: ready for a big punch, because I was able to

840
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 5: I was able to, like, look at what I was doing, uh, and.

841
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:40,759
Speaker 2: Say, hold on a second.

842
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,240
Speaker 4: I don't want to fight, and I don't like seeing

843
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 4: myself like that, of course, not making a fish.

844
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 1: And I'm watching this. I love I'm seeing this topic

845
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:52,719
Speaker 1: generate more passionate controversy than any like racism.

846
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 2: Oh well, you know what, here's the thing. The thing people.

847
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 4: You know yo, did the Babba Duke kills.

848
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,919
Speaker 2: It's true about the bab Duke's. That could be the show.

849
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:08,480
Speaker 4: I'm I'm up for a spinoff. I'm totally up for

850
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 4: a spinoff.

851
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 5: Aren't you worried there might be other podcasters on the

852
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:14,799
Speaker 5: network who we're going to say? What makes you the

853
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:17,760
Speaker 5: arbiter of the Baba Duke killing people?

854
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 2: How do you know, right right right, this guy.

855
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 5: Deciding, Yo, the Babba Duke kills this many people or

856
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 5: that many people.

857
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:30,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that's the thing, you know, It's all

858
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 4: about just having bringing different perspectives to the table.

859
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 3: You know.

860
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 4: I just think as a person who has had a

861
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:40,400
Speaker 4: Babba Duke murder in my family, like I just feel

862
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:42,239
Speaker 4: oh no, no, it was I hated them.

863
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,600
Speaker 2: It's great, actually, just and.

864
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:45,760
Speaker 5: That's the thing that nobody talks.

865
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 10: Yeah, sometimes it's good.

866
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 5: Good kills someone you don't like.

867
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:55,240
Speaker 1: Is kind of a dexter, Yeah, Bob Dexter.

868
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah. I wanted to jump back to one

869
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 4: little thing, Paul, do you need a signature, a fight move?

870
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, war cry yeah? Yeah.

871
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 5: Sean has get ready for you seemed to.

872
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 2: Be kind of thwarted by get ready for a big punch.

873
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 1: I mean do you need your own.

874
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:17,399
Speaker 5: Knocked me on my ass before any punch was even thrown.

875
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is going to bounce right back up.

876
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,280
Speaker 5: How about how about.

877
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 1: I'm about to get violence?

878
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, good.

879
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:34,400
Speaker 1: Punch jewy.

880
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:39,800
Speaker 4: Yeah that's what that's from.

881
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 1: That is all chewy.

882
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, punch jewy from a bar fight you had with

883
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 4: Harrison Ford, like in like nineteen seventy three. Yes, at

884
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 4: the time, Paul was a gum addict. He always had

885
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 4: a full pack of gum.

886
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 5: But I always had a full And this is before

887
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 5: blister packs.

888
00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 1: This is you.

889
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 5: Had to take it out, unwrapped it, put it in

890
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:02,040
Speaker 5: your mouth, figure out what you're gonna do.

891
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 1: With the paper, read a little comic on.

892
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 5: To read a little comic, to ask someone do you

893
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 5: get this?

894
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 2: Yeaheah, Yeah.

895
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,800
Speaker 4: You had to read the fortune at the bottom. Yeah,

896
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:11,760
Speaker 4: that's right in bed.

897
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 1: That's right.

898
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:12,359
Speaker 11: Yeah.

899
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:14,360
Speaker 5: You had to see what they were selling, what you

900
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 5: can send away and get from the dumb company.

901
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 2: Like forty five of them, and you get like a

902
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:19,840
Speaker 2: little glasses.

903
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:22,840
Speaker 5: I think I think you get a little glasses. Yeah.

904
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:23,319
Speaker 1: Yeah.

905
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 5: They would say, do you want hey, send collect forty

906
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 5: five of these comics and get little glasses.

907
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, so small. I I have a game that I'd

908
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 2: like to start playing with fortunes. Instead of adding in

909
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,400
Speaker 2: bed at the end, you just add or whatever.

910
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 1: That's fun.

911
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 5: Let's can we can we practice them, like to see

912
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:44,759
Speaker 5: what it sounds like?

913
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 1: Sure?

914
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:48,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Does anybody have a fortune either, Bazuoka

915
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 2: Joe fortune? That's kind of fun, I'll do.

916
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 1: Yeah.

917
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 5: Well, because here's the thing though, Bazooka Joe fortunes were funny.

918
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 2: They're funny.

919
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 5: So it's like with the fortune cookie. It works because

920
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,319
Speaker 5: the fortune cook is so earnest and it's trying to

921
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 5: tell you something.

922
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 1: What's what's a Bazuoka Joe fortune? Sound like Bazuka Joe? God?

923
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:09,879
Speaker 5: What would they be?

924
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 2: I mean, I can remember one of the comics, but

925
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,920
Speaker 2: I can't remember one of the fortunes. Yeah, do you

926
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 2: want to hear about the comic?

927
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 1: Yeah?

928
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 2: Sure, I remember that. I guess Joe was looking through

929
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:23,800
Speaker 2: a telescope.

930
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:27,720
Speaker 13: And with his one remaining eye, and there was a

931
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 13: girl character whose name escapes me, who was asking him

932
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 13: what he's doing, and he is.

933
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 1: That Bazooka possibly is the girl.

934
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:41,360
Speaker 5: Maybe bazook Zuka Joe Joan so is Bazooka and Joe.

935
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:44,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's I don't know this this universe is

936
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:47,840
Speaker 1: what makes a lot more sense, right Bazukah.

937
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 2: Joan I guess had come up and said like, what

938
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 2: are you doing? And he described what he was doing,

939
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:57,279
Speaker 2: uh the same way that we uh all would, where

940
00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:01,399
Speaker 2: he said, I'm I'm checking out some heavenly body.

941
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,279
Speaker 1: And the stars and the store.

942
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:06,799
Speaker 2: Yes, and she said, oh, I love that and he

943
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 2: was like and he was like, oh you do and

944
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 2: she was like, yeah, sure, Patrick Swazy, et cetera.

945
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:19,360
Speaker 1: So she was sort of a proto powers yeah, little.

946
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:22,320
Speaker 2: Bit yeah, where she had managed to twist the phrase

947
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 2: heavenly bodies which always means stars.

948
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:27,320
Speaker 5: That's a really horny comic.

949
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:29,959
Speaker 2: Well, and I was a young man at the time

950
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 2: that I read it, and I do remember having sex

951
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 2: with the gum immediately afterwards. Got that gum that probably

952
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 2: it comes with these ridges that are just perfect for

953
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:39,920
Speaker 2: if you have a little.

954
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:48,799
Speaker 4: Tag yeah, because the gum is small.

955
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:52,880
Speaker 7: Very and they're covered with chalk and rough, these grooves,

956
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 7: these roofs to it.

957
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, Dusty goat plenty of frick.

958
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh that feels so good with just a nice

959
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,840
Speaker 4: rough and they knew what they were doing when they

960
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 4: wrote that comic. Yeah, and that's what got you so

961
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:10,279
Speaker 4: worked up, right, Yeah, yeah, get that horn one.

962
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 5: You will you will soon come into a great fortune

963
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:27,320
Speaker 5: or whatever. Damn it works, It fucking works.

964
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, Lo, career opportunities on the horizon or whatever.

965
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 1: So it got so good it gotta Okay, I'm a

966
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 1: little scared the first two.

967
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:43,359
Speaker 2: We're not.

968
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 1: We're just kind of normal fortunes. Yeah, what's in your

969
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:49,840
Speaker 1: fortune cookie? Fortunes? Yea mine, says I put one in

970
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:51,759
Speaker 1: my phone case a while ago. Let me see what

971
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 1: it says. I just forgot that it was there. Quality

972
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 1: counts and you've got it or whatever. I like my

973
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 1: original one more.

974
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,840
Speaker 5: I like the I like the fortunes.

975
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:12,239
Speaker 1: When how did.

976
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:18,360
Speaker 2: Did you really have an eye patch a Bazuka?

977
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 1: It was shot out, Yeah, by a tiny Bazuka.

978
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:22,719
Speaker 5: It was a replica.

979
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 1: Bazuka by the small soldiers.

980
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 2: Guys, I am.

981
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 4: I have a Bazuka Joe fortune that I was able

982
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 4: to look up.

983
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:35,879
Speaker 2: Here's the fortune on the bazuk and.

984
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 1: Joe that I found.

985
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:40,760
Speaker 2: Despite popular appearances on the w B, Smallville DC fails

986
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 2: to schedule All Star Akalband.

987
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:47,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, so you you typed in Buka Joe Fortune and

988
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 5: that's what came up. Yes, huh, I'll be honest, I

989
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 5: don't get that one.

990
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 2: This here's the comic one guy with along with a

991
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:00,359
Speaker 2: turtleneck over more more more more. It goes I can

992
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:03,319
Speaker 2: go study with any girl I please, Joe says, why

993
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 2: don't you? Then and more says I don't.

994
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 1: Please any of them, by

995
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 4: Bye, more more more more more more more more