1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:06,880 Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back all arms. 2 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:13,040 Speaker 2: Mouse Speaker text to seventy eighty five nine two says 3 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:16,759 Speaker 2: went camping by the coast recently, and another group near 4 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:20,360 Speaker 2: us were up till four am getting hammered and singing 5 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:25,439 Speaker 2: Oasis songs all night. So for revenge, I got up 6 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:30,240 Speaker 2: at six scattered breadcrumbs and trail mix all around their campsite. 7 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:34,919 Speaker 2: They got absolutely battered by a swarm of screeching seagulls 8 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:39,160 Speaker 2: for the next hour. All animals will get to you there, 9 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:43,440 Speaker 2: genus man, The song Wonderwall can drive people to do 10 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:48,559 Speaker 2: some pretty messed up. Just that alone is enough to 11 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:51,360 Speaker 2: traumatize someone to do something like come on a radio 12 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:54,560 Speaker 2: show and confess their darkest secrets to the masses while 13 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:57,120 Speaker 2: we keep you anonymous for the mass Speaker. And we 14 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:59,080 Speaker 2: have a woman on the line ready to come clean today. 15 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:02,480 Speaker 2: She's chosen marsh as her fake name. So Marshall, welcome 16 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:02,920 Speaker 2: to the show. 17 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:05,880 Speaker 1: Hi guys, you. 18 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:08,959 Speaker 3: Don't have the whisper, We have the voice changer. All yeah, yeah, 19 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,240 Speaker 3: your voice will be discussed. 20 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:13,920 Speaker 1: Okay, So Hi there we go. 21 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:17,800 Speaker 2: Be proud about your secrets when you confess them. Here 22 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:20,399 Speaker 2: because the voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker. 23 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:22,560 Speaker 2: Whenever you're ready, we want to hear your confession. 24 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:27,200 Speaker 1: So me and my girlfriends we love going to concerts. 25 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:33,640 Speaker 2: Obviously, concerts not a fan. Music doesn't move yet. 26 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,280 Speaker 4: I will say, I think some people don't like the 27 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:38,800 Speaker 4: big crowds. But yeah, yeah, yeah, but here we all 28 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:39,360 Speaker 4: love shows. 29 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:45,880 Speaker 1: We love it. We thrives now are crazy expensive. 30 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:49,400 Speaker 4: Right, seriously, like hundreds of dollars, Like it's insane. 31 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:51,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why everybody's flying over to Europe to see 32 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:54,560 Speaker 2: concerts now, because it's like way cheaper over there. 33 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:58,880 Speaker 1: But it's definitely not. Yeah. So a while ago Billie 34 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:02,920 Speaker 1: Allen came to town and we all really really wanted 35 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:05,400 Speaker 1: to see her. I mean, she's like bucket, let's see her. 36 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:08,200 Speaker 3: Right, I went to her top two concerts of all time, 37 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:10,880 Speaker 3: really did. She's so cool. She has her own Uno 38 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:12,040 Speaker 3: card deck now. 39 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:15,080 Speaker 2: In Brooks World. 40 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:15,720 Speaker 1: That's really cool. 41 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:18,239 Speaker 2: Okay, Billie Eilish came to town. 42 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:22,480 Speaker 1: But okay, instead of buying tickets ourselves and spending what 43 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:25,200 Speaker 1: would have been like I swear one thousand dollars, as 44 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:28,799 Speaker 1: a group, we came up with what we call our 45 00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:30,320 Speaker 1: little concert hack. 46 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:37,200 Speaker 3: Concert, you got jobs as security guards. Oh it's a 47 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:38,040 Speaker 3: long play. 48 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:41,040 Speaker 2: Though, Yeah, okay, got through the background check and everything. 49 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:43,799 Speaker 1: Sure you're not a little more intrigue than that. So 50 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:47,600 Speaker 1: in the week that's leading up to the show, all this, 51 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:52,799 Speaker 1: we download Tender, even if we're in a relationship. 52 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:57,520 Speaker 4: Whoa Okay, So the whole girl group gets on Tinder 53 00:02:57,639 --> 00:02:58,800 Speaker 4: the week of the show. 54 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:02,000 Speaker 1: The week before, and then we you know, I create 55 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:05,840 Speaker 1: her our cute little bios and we make sure in 56 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:10,200 Speaker 1: it to mention, oh my god, we love music. We 57 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:11,960 Speaker 1: love concerts. 58 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:14,640 Speaker 3: Okay, okay, this feels like a con. 59 00:03:15,919 --> 00:03:19,959 Speaker 1: Once you get a match, you just strongly start hitting 60 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:22,959 Speaker 1: to that guy about how much you love wild music, 61 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:26,760 Speaker 1: and then you drop, Oh, I wish I could see 62 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:29,480 Speaker 1: Billie Eilish. You know she's going to be in town 63 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:30,120 Speaker 1: this week. 64 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:33,799 Speaker 4: Wait, men, a Tender who have never met you will 65 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,640 Speaker 4: spend hundreds of dollars on a ticket for you. 66 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:41,200 Speaker 1: Well, you got a sexy, good bio and you have someport. 67 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:42,600 Speaker 2: I can see us too, because those guys are so 68 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:45,880 Speaker 2: dumb being like, oh my god, bro, this girl, I'm 69 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:46,920 Speaker 2: gonna buy her tickets. 70 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:47,960 Speaker 3: Well, but she. 71 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:49,520 Speaker 2: Doesn't realize it, but she's telling me. 72 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:50,480 Speaker 1: She loves Taylor Smith. 73 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:53,400 Speaker 3: She can't get tickets to the concert. I can buy tickets. 74 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:55,720 Speaker 2: You know, it's so weird because I've matched with seven 75 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:57,920 Speaker 2: girls this week. All of them just want to go 76 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,360 Speaker 2: to the Billie Eilis concert. 77 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:05,920 Speaker 4: But I'm listening and I'm here, and yeah. 78 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:08,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, so you've got them. 79 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:12,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, once you have them on the line, don't buy 80 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:12,760 Speaker 1: your ticket. 81 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,480 Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, but then you have to go with the 82 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:16,280 Speaker 4: guy to the. 83 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:20,600 Speaker 1: Cent We start out on the day. Once we get 84 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:24,520 Speaker 1: through security with them, and then you're settled in your seat, 85 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:28,400 Speaker 1: you just kind of excuse yourself. We picturate them, okay, 86 00:04:29,279 --> 00:04:31,640 Speaker 1: bathroom and. 87 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:33,800 Speaker 3: Then what you go and meet up with your girlfriends 88 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:34,720 Speaker 3: after you ditch the. 89 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:42,120 Speaker 1: Guy, basically the dude, and then we meet up and. 90 00:04:42,279 --> 00:04:46,520 Speaker 5: We party, and then then you make up whatever excuse 91 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:49,320 Speaker 5: like oh I'm sorry, like there was a crazy family 92 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:53,200 Speaker 5: emergency or oh my god, they found my plastic Can 93 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:54,400 Speaker 5: you believe I got kicked out? 94 00:04:54,440 --> 00:05:00,799 Speaker 3: Whatever you like, that is so messed up. I'm sorry. 95 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:03,000 Speaker 3: I gotta I gotta step up for the dudes on 96 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:05,080 Speaker 3: this one. That's not right. 97 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:08,440 Speaker 1: Well, listen, okay, they start out in the good dates. 98 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:10,480 Speaker 1: They don't in the end, they could see a very 99 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,680 Speaker 1: concert one for that. 100 00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:15,719 Speaker 4: They sit the entire time wondering what happened to their date, 101 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:18,200 Speaker 4: freaking out, like they're not enjoying the show at all. 102 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:21,640 Speaker 2: I don't know if the concert's as good as Alexis says. 103 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:23,240 Speaker 2: Maybe they're like, actually, screw it. 104 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:27,280 Speaker 3: Did have a great stage presence. 105 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:31,479 Speaker 2: To focus on some good performances here, Thank you God. 106 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:35,200 Speaker 3: Good for that. 107 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:37,400 Speaker 2: Although I will say, I mean, don't you feel a 108 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:40,159 Speaker 2: little bit guilty about doing that? So like all these 109 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,200 Speaker 2: dudes and the whole. 110 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:45,600 Speaker 1: World, all the horrible stuff going on, I think there 111 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:48,080 Speaker 1: are worse things that could happen that take a cute girl. 112 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:50,120 Speaker 3: There's always gonna be something worse that you can do. 113 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:53,240 Speaker 3: That's you use to judge on whether or not you 114 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:53,719 Speaker 3: should do it. 115 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:54,920 Speaker 2: I steal one hundred bucks from Brook. 116 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:55,960 Speaker 3: I'm like, Brook, there's wars. 117 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:59,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, get off your high horse. 118 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:06,840 Speaker 1: So wild. We did the same thing we saw. Okay, 119 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,400 Speaker 1: maybe they'll hate us. They'll hate us for a minute, 120 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:10,760 Speaker 1: don't forget about it. 121 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:12,159 Speaker 5: That's not true. 122 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:13,839 Speaker 2: But you'll never see him again. 123 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:17,520 Speaker 1: So if Michael, it's worth to worth it. 124 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:19,400 Speaker 2: Okay, it is funny that some of you are in 125 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:22,440 Speaker 2: relationships and your boyfriends won't buy you tickets. 126 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:24,640 Speaker 4: To the show that you have your own jobs and 127 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:25,880 Speaker 4: get your own dishickets. 128 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:30,680 Speaker 2: We don't know that she has a job. Excuse me, Well, 129 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:33,800 Speaker 2: we appreciate you being honest and coming clean and sharing 130 00:06:33,839 --> 00:06:35,400 Speaker 2: your quote concert hack. 131 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:39,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, we're for other people to do it. Yeah, nice, 132 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:40,760 Speaker 3: but I can see. 133 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:42,640 Speaker 2: Other people should definitely not do this. This is going 134 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:45,920 Speaker 2: to be our thing. 135 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:46,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, if I merch too. 136 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:50,159 Speaker 2: Yeah, well, thank you for sharing. Marcia text in. 137 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:52,880 Speaker 1: Too. 138 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:54,600 Speaker 2: If you have a confession you've been holding on to, 139 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:57,039 Speaker 2: will hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you 140 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:59,800 Speaker 2: our next mass speaker. Your phone's apps coming up right 141 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:01,000 Speaker 2: after Brooke 142 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:02,280 Speaker 3: And Jeffrey in the morning.