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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Yes

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Speaker 1: trend even abs a reference to John besdal Fitness Made Simple, guru,

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Speaker 1: Fitness made simple, you know, infomercial guru. Yeah, major figure

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Speaker 1: in my friend group during college. We were He was

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Speaker 1: just all over TV at that time, and my friend

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Speaker 1: Sean became became a massive fan of John Besdell. If

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Speaker 1: you haven't seen him, we'll link off in the footnotes. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he would say, you know, it was kind of it

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Speaker 1: wasn't just a fitness thing. It's fitness made simple. But

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Speaker 1: this is tool change your life.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 3: One of the last things he did in twenty eleven,

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Speaker 3: he served as the host for the popular YouTube series

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Speaker 3: Lesbian Video speed Dating.

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Speaker 2: So he's kind of he's doing it all. Yeah, this

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Speaker 2: is Wikipedia.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we were like speculating what he what he's up to,

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Speaker 1: whether like he has flirted with Qan on it all.

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Speaker 1: He just I don't I don't know anything about his politics.

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Speaker 1: His eyes, as superducer Brian was pointing out, have always

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Speaker 1: suggested a like a darkness but hiding back there. So

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Speaker 1: some of the looks he's giving while flashing his abs. Dude,

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Speaker 1: he's six three, Wow, would seen that coming he's giving king.

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Speaker 2: This is our king. But yeah, he.

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Speaker 1: Looks he does. He's have like sort of Patrick Bateman

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Speaker 1: stare like going, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well, even the commercials I remember back then you were like,

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Speaker 3: is this guy for real? Like he's so about his

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Speaker 3: fitness to the point where like I feel like he

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Speaker 3: just doesn't have furniture in his house, Like he just

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Speaker 3: has like a folding chair that he sits in to

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Speaker 3: sleep and then wake.

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Speaker 1: Feels like they were shot at like some office park somewhere,

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Speaker 1: like you know that no store ever went into the

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Speaker 1: strip mall where they were shot. It was just like

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Speaker 1: a some sort of real estate scam. But yeah, anyway,

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Speaker 1: stories hit us, hit us with him.

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Speaker 2: What's he up to?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Were you even familiar with John based Out? Yes?

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Speaker 1: And even at shout out to my friend Sean though

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Speaker 1: who his fantasy team, Uh in any fantasy league that

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Speaker 1: we play is still JBFC, the John Beasdew Fantasy Club.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I like major figure in my life John based Out.

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Speaker 1: And the only reason it came up is because we

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Speaker 1: were saying, uh, our superducer Bay had put together a

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Speaker 1: doc and I was saying, do you know where bays

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Speaker 3: I don't know why anyway, just a glimpse into my

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Speaker 3: messed up brain.

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Speaker 1: That is what it's like when we're not recording, uh

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Speaker 1: and try to work. All right, Uh, we're finally getting

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Speaker 1: to it. The big story of the week. Yes it's

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Speaker 1: not the Rico. It is that San Francisco approved twenty

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Speaker 1: four to seven robo taxis and people immediately began fucking

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Speaker 1: in them right away.

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Speaker 2: Just it's a robo funk factory. What are you gonna do?

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Speaker 1: It's like a starter gun went off.

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Speaker 3: I like, how like people like when they're like, we

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Speaker 3: got to get this technology online, Like everyone's like, no,

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Speaker 3: it's bad, Like first responders being like they fucking drive

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Speaker 3: through like accident scenes. They don't have any idea what

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Speaker 3: yellow tape is. But then they're like, but people.

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Speaker 2: Can bone in them. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So I mean, yeah, to your point, like the thing

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Speaker 1: that I had been hearing repeatedly over the past couple

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Speaker 1: stories in the mainstream media on sixty Minutes that were like, oh,

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Speaker 1: self driving cars are going to be here any datch.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's over.

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Speaker 1: There was that Tesla video where it was like watch

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Speaker 1: this car just like drive home narrator. It turns out

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Speaker 1: it was fake. They had completely scanned the whole path

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Speaker 1: and were remote controls operating it. But besides that, it

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Speaker 1: was you know, so it was there's a lot of hype,

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Speaker 1: but a lot of people were saying that it's just

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Speaker 1: actually seems like it might be too complicated for where

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Speaker 1: we are at technologically. And then San Francisco was like, psych,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna let these things ride, ye and like when

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Speaker 1: when they have tested them, like you were saying, they

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Speaker 1: make emergencies way worse by say, blocking fire trucks, driving

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Speaker 1: through yellow tape at the scene of a shooting, like

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Speaker 1: they just pulled up into well.

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Speaker 3: It's good, homie, it's smoke or what it's like. No, no,

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Speaker 3: don't pull up to the shooting like that. It's a

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Speaker 3: crime scene.

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Speaker 1: And one incident reported by the Department, the San Francisco

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Speaker 1: Fire Department and way Mo car pulled up between a

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Speaker 1: it out. That's and the people in the back seat

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Speaker 1: were fucking.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, the horny are already benefiting from this. According

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Speaker 1: to the San Francisco Standard, a lot of couples have

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Speaker 1: already been totally fucking while in these driverless cars. So

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Speaker 1: the future is upon us. Yeah, I mean I don't know. So,

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Speaker 1: Like the thing that keeps getting brought up is privacy obviously,

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Speaker 1: Like the thing they have more than anything is cameras

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Speaker 1: are just covered in cameras, So that's that's weird. But

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Speaker 1: like sanit, sanitation doesn't seem to be like it. It

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Speaker 1: seems wildly unsanitary.

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Speaker 3: It maybe self driving any self cleaning, I'll tell you

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Speaker 3: that because yeah, whoever, shame on you, because the next

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Speaker 3: person wants to get in there job killer car, they

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Speaker 3: can just be welcome by the sweet, sweet aroma of coitus.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know why I chose to be.

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Speaker 3: Very eloquent with that when I could have said something

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Speaker 3: really vulgar, but I wanted to just leave it there.

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Speaker 2: Yes, indeed, I don't know why.

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Speaker 3: Like I get I think most people do it, like

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Speaker 3: because they're getting off on fucking in the autonomous car.

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Speaker 2: It's not like people like, oh, you know what, we

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Speaker 2: can fuck.

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Speaker 3: I bet people are booking that shit specifically too, fuck

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I guess they probably are. I don't know. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: it's no more like, are the windows more tinted in these?

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Speaker 1: Maybe because they don't want the other drivers to know

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Speaker 1: it's a self driving car, right, So maybe the windows

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Speaker 1: are more tinted, but it doesn't seem like there's more privacy.

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Speaker 1: But then again, maybe the sorts of people who are

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks like the back seat is uh tinted,

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Speaker 3: But again I think it's just to each their own.

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Speaker 3: You hear about a thing where it's like an autonomous

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Speaker 3: taxi you just want to get your rocks off and

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Speaker 3: I guess that's one way to look at it, but

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean, I think part of it

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Speaker 3: like there's like I remember, like in high school, like

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Speaker 3: like it was like their thing to just have sex

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Speaker 3: in all the places you shouldn't be having sex.

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Speaker 2: So if that's your mo, I get it.

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Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, this is this is a new breakthrough

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Speaker 1: in places to have sex technology. Yeah, And also.

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Speaker 3: Like I don't know because I think about too, Like,

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Speaker 3: I look, we watched a lot of taxi cab confessions on.

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Speaker 2: HBO back in the nineties.

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Speaker 3: Sure there were always couples who definitely, like just couldn't

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Speaker 1: Yeah you're coming home drunk, you know. Yeah, I'm sure,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure it's it's it's bound to happen. I just

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Speaker 1: the the degree to which it is immediately happening is

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Speaker 1: funny to me, Like I respect it, I respect it.

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Speaker 1: It's just I will never be in inside one of

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Speaker 1: those I think based on this. Yeah, yeah, it seems

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Speaker 1: seems gross. Although I mean people are on planes and stuff,

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Speaker 1: so it's like, well, I'm just wondering if I'm being naive,

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Speaker 1: and it's just like, oh, yeah, well where you're sitting

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Speaker 1: right now? People were fucking right, people like.

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Speaker 3: On my like outside bench, like near my house, Like

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Speaker 3: how what?

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Speaker 2: How? But people just do you know, love knows no limits.

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Speaker 1: We do have a new homophobic boycott alert that we

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Speaker 1: want to share it with the listeners because yeah, we

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Speaker 1: know our audience and we know that you guys are

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Speaker 1: trying to stay on top of this sort of thing.

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Speaker 1: You know it, so Listene being boycotted like.

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Speaker 3: For a like a latent Pride label.

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Speaker 2: People are just noticing now they're like, ah.

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Speaker 3: They're grooming, our kids are doctoring our kids are gonna

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Speaker 3: boycott them. But all this really the reason I want

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Speaker 3: to talk about it is like I just wish the

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Speaker 3: fun part about consolidation and capitalism would be if these

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Speaker 3: like mega companies that own every fucking brand anyway, just

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Speaker 3: like in mass just branded everything with like Pride shit.

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Speaker 3: So then like conservatives like ah, no beer is drinkable now, yeah,

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Speaker 3: like and then will that be the moment.

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Speaker 2: They realized like but how.

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Speaker 3: It's like because it's all owned by like four fucking

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I it made me think of like

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Speaker 3: Because it's also I also don't expect any of these people,

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Speaker 3: like how many conservatives are truly not using cureg anymore

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Speaker 3: because they pulled their ads from Tucker Carlson years ago,

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Speaker 3: and shit, you know, like when they had all those boycotts.

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Speaker 3: So it's weird how like you know, waey, Like they're

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Speaker 3: like yeah, fuck that. They're like, but Listerine's my favorite

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Speaker 3: mouth wash. The other ones they're icky to me, Like.

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Speaker 1: So they have to like change their shoes to like

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Speaker 1: air Patriots. Well, they just terrible roll with like certain

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Speaker 2: What are you doing in their honey?

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Speaker 1: All right, let's take you a quick break and we'll

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Speaker 1: come back. And we're back.

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Speaker 2: We're back.

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Speaker 1: And you know, with all the Rico news, we shouldn't

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Speaker 1: lose track of just some other things that are happening

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Speaker 1: in the in the world of Trump. Like this past weekend,

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Speaker 1: a photographer snapped a picture of Ivana Trump's grave site

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Speaker 1: on Trump's Bedminster golf court. I feel like this story

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Speaker 1: missed me where it just like didn't stick in my brain.

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Speaker 3: You don't remember that when she died, when he buried

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Speaker 3: her there, and we were all like, what's he hiding?

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Speaker 2: Like what happened?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 3: You know, like is this some cover up? But then

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Speaker 1: Can't even see the grave anymore. It just looks like

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Speaker 3: What the fuck is this? Like you can't even see

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it truly looks like where like I'm mafia

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Speaker 3: Yeah, of like what about this thing that can be

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Speaker 1: Sorry. It's definitely shape like. So he dumped his xby's

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Speaker 3: It's just it's you know, part of me, Like I

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Speaker 3: It was like the one theory that was going around,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the taxes thing also like doesn't really make sense

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Speaker 3: Oh what do you guys farm? Oh we use the

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know just the whole the lack

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Speaker 2: Well, we'll see what happens.

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Speaker 3: I mean, maybe some some Indiana Jones type figure could

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then just more in the world of Trump,

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Speaker 1: Rudy Rudy, No, No, it's not going well for this man.

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Speaker 2: No, he broke boy Alert.

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Speaker 3: He was on Monday begging for his life, basically saying

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Speaker 1: I mean, that feels like how like my parents are like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, how are you gonna do sixty? Gay?

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Speaker 3: You f fucking phone bills?

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Speaker 1: Man?

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Speaker 3: Hey, call Ukraine. Probably expensive when you're trying to dig

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Speaker 2: So, but is it? I feel like I'm not in

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Speaker 1: And nineties, yeah, but like not anymore. But maybe he's

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Speaker 3: He's still he's still using vonage, Like what you're on vonage?

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Speaker 2: Dude? Yeah, I think it's cheaper.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. It's cost about four grand a month.

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Speaker 1: It is so upsetting though, though, Like so he's complaining

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Speaker 1: like ready, togo, oh no, Rudy. Yeah, it's it's just

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Speaker 3: Well it's wild though too, because then like when he's

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Speaker 2: Attention to his misfortunes. Hm hm, oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I mean he kind of handled that himself.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, and like the influx of like, I

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Speaker 1: I feel like that was probably the more embarrassing thing.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, he's like you should know better here,

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Speaker 3: rudes that how how they like to use this statute,

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Speaker 3: but hey, he's too busy getting a boner in a movie.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 1: Some some of those, like the transcripts of like his

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, would that woman that.

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Speaker 1: Was working for him, the assistant is like so or fi?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, It's it's like somehow it's wild how everyone's

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Speaker 1: Much man, god man?

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Speaker 2: Anyway, Rudy, ye go do one pal.

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Speaker 1: All right, Those are some of the things that are

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Speaker 1: trending on this Wednesday afternoon. We are back tomorrow with

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Speaker 1: the whole last episode of the show. Until then, be

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Speaker 1: kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine,

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Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy. And we will talk

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Speaker 1: to you all tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Bye bye,