WEBVTT - An Exterminator Called… Then Started Critiquing Her Love Life

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<v Speaker 1>It's another jubile phone pray Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Amanda,

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<v Speaker 1>todd Sparks here calling from exterminators. How you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Hi?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let me stop you there. Yes, it is that

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<v Speaker 1>todd Sparks. I know you're like, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Spray and pest control? Yeah? You know, sometimes I take

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<v Speaker 1>little jobs like this just to reconnect with the workforce,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, because I've been doing my motivational thing for

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<v Speaker 1>so long. That's why. But yeah, how you doing? Like,

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on? I know what you're thinking. You're like,

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<v Speaker 1>how does this guy go from writing bestsellers like todd

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<v Speaker 1>Sparks from the spark Back in Your Life and my

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<v Speaker 1>follow up to that todd Sparks spark up another one,

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<v Speaker 1>and now he's spraying outside of houses for pest control.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that's what you're thinking. But anyway, Yeah, just

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<v Speaker 1>call and let you know. Everything is all good. We

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<v Speaker 1>did our you know, every couple months we come out

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<v Speaker 1>in spray and it's all finished up.

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<v Speaker 2>Great, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, Hey, while I got you on the phone,

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<v Speaker 1>just a quick question. Okay, we don't So. While I

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<v Speaker 1>was spraying outside your place, I noticed you got quite

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<v Speaker 1>a lego set up in one of the rooms.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, I do.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Yeah, that's it. How many legos are? Are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that thing you're building?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it's like to cut its own room.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it's like ten thousand pieces. Do you need

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<v Speaker 1>to spray in there?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>No? You know I just noticed it, and that got

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<v Speaker 1>me thinking that todd Sparks should give Amanda a call,

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<v Speaker 1>because you know, I want to help put the spark

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<v Speaker 1>back in your life. Amanda. Look, I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>you're getting out here, but.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need any help with that.

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm getting at Amanda is is, yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you sound young, and you sound like a great person,

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<v Speaker 1>and and I just I just have to ask, are

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<v Speaker 1>you seeing anybody? This is? It is wildly inappropriate. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't need uh okay, yeah. And that's the thing about

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<v Speaker 1>todd Sparks that I I didn't notice there. How you

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<v Speaker 1>kind of evaded it. So I'm saying probably not. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I want to help you with, Okay, because

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<v Speaker 1>I think that working on that lego thing that you're building,

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<v Speaker 1>that Lego city, has been taking all your time and

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<v Speaker 1>that's probably why you're single.

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<v Speaker 2>This is wildly inappropriate.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not need any of your assistants in my

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<v Speaker 1>dating life.

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<v Speaker 2>And who the hell are you to talk to me

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<v Speaker 2>about my dating Well, you know, I'm I can't help,

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<v Speaker 2>but I still like to help people out when I can,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, todd sparks putting the spark back in people's lives,

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<v Speaker 2>that's all I do.

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<v Speaker 1>And I just saw that lego set and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, that's probably why Amanda can't seem to

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<v Speaker 1>find a guy to settle down with, you know, because

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<v Speaker 1>you spend all her time on the legos. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure there's some groups too. I don't need advice from

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<v Speaker 1>want to be motivational. If you're just the exterminator.

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<v Speaker 2>Looking in people's windows only given a dating advice.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure it's probably pretty upsetting to be confronted with

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<v Speaker 1>the truth, Amanda. And I know that because I you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I've done many of these talks, and I just want

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<v Speaker 1>to help you put your love like together, kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like you do those legos, put the spark back in

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<v Speaker 1>your life. No, that's a dip.

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<v Speaker 2>Come your boss right now. I'm getting you fire.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, then, Well, I'll let you know this is

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<v Speaker 1>actually jubil from the jubil Show doing a phone prank

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<v Speaker 1>on you and your friend Jessica set you up.

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<v Speaker 2>I just can't imagine a world where an exterminator would

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<v Speaker 2>be calling me about my love life? Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 1>Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks, we say

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<v Speaker 1>mornings on the twenties.