WEBVTT - EP 318: 30 Year Old Virgin (Ft. Lissa) 0:00:02.520 --> 0:00:05.760 Guess what decision we're about to make. Horrible decision. 0:00:08.720 --> 0:00:13.880 We reach the Climax, y'all, announcing our Climax Tour. We 0:00:13.960 --> 0:00:15.680 are going to be going all over the country and 0:00:15.840 --> 0:00:19.040 Canada East coast, Midwest, west coast, South. Mandy's going to 0:00:19.079 --> 0:00:20.880 tell you all about how to secure your tickets because 0:00:20.880 --> 0:00:23.279 I'm telling y'all you don't want to let this sell out. 0:00:23.840 --> 0:00:24.680 Y'all heard it right. 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:30.080 We are hitting sixteen cities for the official Climax Tour, 0:00:30.160 --> 0:00:33.279 brought to you by Horrible Decisions. 0:00:33.800 --> 0:00:36.639 Y'all do not want to miss out. 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Y'all. I'm your Girl by d V 0:01:27.280 --> 0:01:29.520 A k A pay to Say a k A full 0:01:29.600 --> 0:01:30.280 Court Pumps. 0:01:30.640 --> 0:01:35.560 I'm weezy and although it's not Hispanic heritage monk, we decided. 0:01:35.280 --> 0:01:44.480 Why not, why not? And we have a Latini. Is 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:50.320 it's Lisa, right, Lisa? Oh, we're just to so no 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:52.440 because her name is called l I S S A 0:01:53.200 --> 0:01:59.560 H T S. It's a stage name. Excuse me, it's 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:01.640 a stage name because when I was growing up, so 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:04.480 my dad used DJ for Lisa Lisa to call jam 0:02:07.280 --> 0:02:13.400 your face. It's a freestyle group. So I think if 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:19.720 I take you home, would you still be oh yeah yeah, 0:02:19.880 --> 0:02:23.280 so it sounds like a hit. I used to just 0:02:23.360 --> 0:02:26.040 run around Lisa, Lisa Lisa, oh, like throughout the whole house, 0:02:26.080 --> 0:02:28.400 and my dad would just call me Lisa, and I 0:02:28.639 --> 0:02:30.320 took it on to the stage because I don't really 0:02:30.400 --> 0:02:31.400 like my real name. 0:02:31.919 --> 0:02:37.200 Why not it's Elizabeth and I call myself Mandy, So 0:02:37.240 --> 0:02:39.880 I get it. Elizabeth, Why do you act like you 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:44.040 had to tell us it's Amanda? Because man, because I 0:02:44.080 --> 0:02:44.959 don't hear Lisa. 0:02:45.880 --> 0:02:48.200 No, man, don't do that. But that's also the mean 0:02:48.320 --> 0:02:50.359 I said. I was like, I'm gonna go by Lisa, 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:55.000 but with two s's because I'm spicy, but also it's 0:02:55.040 --> 0:02:56.079 better for when people search you. 0:02:56.400 --> 0:02:59.880 It is because it's not two eyes, but no one's 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:03.400 Was it right? What made you decide you wanted to 0:03:03.480 --> 0:03:05.600 do comedy? Were you bad at everything else? 0:03:06.120 --> 0:03:06.320 Yeah? 0:03:07.360 --> 0:03:12.280 Pretty much? Pretty much? No, like uh I went. I 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:15.200 started off after college. I went into beauty industry and 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:18.600 I started working for like Kaufman Studios. That's how your 0:03:18.639 --> 0:03:23.720 makeup looks, so thank you, thank you, Paul Mitchell. Actually no, 0:03:24.000 --> 0:03:25.760 fuck them, I don't care. They didn't hire me again. 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:27.880 No. 0:03:28.040 --> 0:03:30.519 And then I went back to college because I was like, 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:33.480 I want to do something in media. It was an 0:03:33.480 --> 0:03:36.480 open mic. I just kept doing that open mic over 0:03:36.560 --> 0:03:38.640 and over for like a year until the school was 0:03:38.680 --> 0:03:40.440 like can you did you just want to run a 0:03:40.600 --> 0:03:43.280 mic here? And I was like all right, So I 0:03:43.360 --> 0:03:44.800 ran the mic for like a year and a half, 0:03:44.920 --> 0:03:47.280 and then the pandemic hit and then I started doing 0:03:47.320 --> 0:03:49.480 comedy at the Creaking Cave. I don't know if you guys, 0:03:50.560 --> 0:03:53.120 were you guys here? M M. I'm not a real 0:03:53.200 --> 0:03:56.880 New YORKA I mean ten years though, Like I've been 0:03:56.920 --> 0:03:59.320 here ten years. So Creaking Cave was like this comedy 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:02.320 club in Law Island City and you it's like undercover. 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:06.240 Like the first level was a Mexican restaurant. You go downstairs, 0:04:06.280 --> 0:04:08.400 it's like a little arcade. And then in the back 0:04:08.480 --> 0:04:10.880 room was like, we're a comedy how many people fit? 0:04:12.000 --> 0:04:14.920 Like forty people, but it's like, oh shit, like in there. 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:16.960 And then they had this other room that was like 0:04:17.040 --> 0:04:20.280 a glassroom. It was really freaky too. What kind of 0:04:20.320 --> 0:04:23.720 shit you seen in there? You seen jack all parties? No, 0:04:23.920 --> 0:04:26.920 I haven't, okay in a comedy club, I mean, I 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:28.520 guess you guessed right now. 0:04:28.560 --> 0:04:32.640 The title of the episode, you know you you asked 0:04:32.680 --> 0:04:35.440 to come on Horrible because you just recently lost your Virginia. 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:39.440 We're almost thirty, I'm thirty one, thirty one. Wait, so 0:04:39.520 --> 0:04:44.400 you just lost the opportunity less than yeah? Damn s wow? 0:04:44.520 --> 0:04:48.320 You like, wow? Was it worth it? Never worth it? 0:04:48.400 --> 0:04:48.960 The first time? 0:04:49.360 --> 0:04:49.560 Yeah? 0:04:50.560 --> 0:04:53.560 I when I when I first lost it, I was like, 0:04:55.040 --> 0:04:57.880 this is what y'all was talking about. Well, it's never 0:04:57.960 --> 0:05:01.800 good the first time, but it gets better. I was like, ah, okay, 0:05:02.440 --> 0:05:05.120 I can see why people get addicted to it. I 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:08.640 was like, ah, okay, the second time was good though, Yeah, 0:05:08.680 --> 0:05:12.040 because he actually made me come. You came, you came 0:05:12.120 --> 0:05:13.280 here second time? 0:05:13.760 --> 0:05:16.640 Yeah, bitch, I didn't come five years and my favorite 0:05:16.720 --> 0:05:18.080 fuck you talk about bitch. 0:05:18.120 --> 0:05:19.680 I was having a whole lot of fun because I 0:05:20.160 --> 0:05:26.880 got a partner that was like, he was very like understanding, okay, 0:05:27.080 --> 0:05:32.680 like he brought a rose. The rose. I'm sorry, but oh, 0:05:32.760 --> 0:05:36.240 you say he didn't even make you. I still think 0:05:36.279 --> 0:05:38.200 that's effort. I still think that's included with him. 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:40.680 I do. 0:05:42.640 --> 0:05:44.440 Bro, I never can fine. 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:46.800 I hadn't come with someone else in the room for 0:05:46.960 --> 0:05:48.320 years and years and years, you know what I'm saying, 0:05:48.320 --> 0:05:50.440 at least someone who's like trying to make you come, 0:05:50.480 --> 0:05:52.680 Like it's hard to get to orgasm shout out to 0:05:52.720 --> 0:05:57.120 the road. You lost your virginity get twenty nine? Did 0:05:57.200 --> 0:05:58.800 you give it away to somebody where you were. 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:03.040 Like, I just need to do it? Yeah, basically I got. 0:06:03.440 --> 0:06:07.040 I got so overwhelmed with the idea that you know what, 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:10.640 what's gonna happen, what's gonna happen? What if? What if? 0:06:10.720 --> 0:06:15.040 And I and then I kept thinking of like you 0:06:15.120 --> 0:06:16.560 know how people are like, oh, you got to pick 0:06:16.600 --> 0:06:19.160 someone special. You got to pick someone special. In my mind, 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:20.200 it wasn't like that at all. 0:06:20.960 --> 0:06:25.040 Why at twenty nine you waiting that long? Why did 0:06:25.120 --> 0:06:26.839 you still not want to pick someone special? 0:06:27.000 --> 0:06:30.599 If because you wait, your mind start to change, yes 0:06:30.839 --> 0:06:33.440 and no, Like my mind changed because I was like, 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:36.920 I want somebody that's at least kind to me because 0:06:36.960 --> 0:06:39.920 throughout the years, I'm a bigger woman. Right, I've been 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:42.920 big my whole life. I got Gastrick's leave at twenty 0:06:43.000 --> 0:06:46.520 five to lose weight. You got it, you had it 0:06:46.560 --> 0:06:49.400 as as well, but I got it for health reasons. 0:06:49.560 --> 0:06:50.960 A lot of people are like, oh, you got it 0:06:51.160 --> 0:06:52.920 to lose weight to lose your virginity. I was like, 0:06:53.080 --> 0:06:55.840 this has nothing to do with losing my virginity. Losing 0:06:55.880 --> 0:06:56.400 weight was. 0:06:56.920 --> 0:06:59.160 People assumed that you wanted to lose weight just so 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:01.960 that someone would fuck Yeah, cra got white moone niggas. 0:07:02.000 --> 0:07:03.400 It's a big bitch, That's what I'm saying. 0:07:03.400 --> 0:07:05.400 It was like, yo, are you kidding me right now 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:09.480 about how people steve so you got, You went through this, 0:07:09.760 --> 0:07:13.280 you lost the weight, and then it just became you 0:07:13.480 --> 0:07:16.240 wanting to give that to somebody who treated you nicely. 0:07:16.600 --> 0:07:18.520 Did you feel like you weren't treated nicely prior to 0:07:18.640 --> 0:07:21.800 the sleep? Prior to the sleep? Absolutely not. You know 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:24.960 how society is, They're like, if you're not six ' 0:07:25.080 --> 0:07:28.240 one and you your size two, blonde hair, blue eyes, 0:07:28.440 --> 0:07:31.640 you are nothing. Especially in the Latino culture. I don't 0:07:31.680 --> 0:07:34.880 think you understand. Being a bigger woman in Latino culture 0:07:35.000 --> 0:07:37.920 is so like it's like you have six about that, 0:07:38.040 --> 0:07:40.200 because yes, I would like about that. 0:07:40.440 --> 0:07:43.320 A lot of my homegirls because I'm We're from Florida, right, 0:07:43.400 --> 0:07:45.800 so most of my friends growing up with Dominican or 0:07:45.840 --> 0:07:49.760 Puerto Rican, and I always felt like it was all 0:07:49.800 --> 0:07:51.160 pretty thik mama's state red. 0:07:51.600 --> 0:07:53.080 I mean I read bees but beans. 0:07:52.920 --> 0:07:55.400 Right, Like, yeah, you know my friends growing up Latino wise, 0:07:56.160 --> 0:07:59.080 I'm a best friend that was Mexican, Colombian again Orlando. 0:07:59.280 --> 0:08:02.280 Everybody's ever thing but American. Yeah, and they were all 0:08:02.360 --> 0:08:06.760 also very thick. So it's like shake not fat, okay, 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:11.600 fat more really obese okay. Think is like she got 0:08:11.680 --> 0:08:13.400 some titties, she got some ass, you got a little 0:08:13.440 --> 0:08:14.239 Coca cola shape. 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:19.200 That's nice. But when you have like excessive weight on you, 0:08:19.680 --> 0:08:22.240 people are like all she does is eat all day. 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:25.680 I would only eat once a day. Wow, because I 0:08:25.760 --> 0:08:30.200 felt the shame like from everybody. So it was it 0:08:30.360 --> 0:08:33.600 wasn't like like where I would just be bully left 0:08:33.640 --> 0:08:36.000 to right from a family. No, like I would say 0:08:36.040 --> 0:08:38.040 this to to this day, like my family is very 0:08:38.080 --> 0:08:41.199 supportive and whatever I do, they love me. But it 0:08:41.360 --> 0:08:43.679 was like you, like I would go to parties and 0:08:43.800 --> 0:08:46.640 somebody's aula would be like you should try slim tea, 0:08:47.640 --> 0:08:50.400 or you should try herbal life. I'm selling urber life. 0:08:50.440 --> 0:08:52.880 You should get on it. It would be like subtle 0:08:52.960 --> 0:08:55.800 hints like that. And then outside of that, then what 0:08:56.040 --> 0:08:57.079 was the reaction with man? 0:08:57.200 --> 0:08:59.880 And do you think like your weight growing up kept 0:08:59.880 --> 0:09:03.000 you from also just enjoying sex because you didn't get 0:09:03.280 --> 0:09:03.960 certain attention. 0:09:05.040 --> 0:09:07.320 I say this, I say this in my set a lot. 0:09:07.400 --> 0:09:09.960 It was like growing up, if I was in fat, 0:09:10.080 --> 0:09:12.679 I feel like I would have been want like a 0:09:12.760 --> 0:09:17.200 housewife with seven kids, because I have, I would have. 0:09:17.200 --> 0:09:20.240 Been a hole too, Like well, I technically I just 0:09:20.559 --> 0:09:24.800 started your whole face just starting because like when you 0:09:24.880 --> 0:09:27.160 were talking about and it was making me think about it, 0:09:27.240 --> 0:09:29.160 You're like, oh, you know stighteds and treat you right. 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:31.520 I'm like, but you got face though, I know I 0:09:31.559 --> 0:09:34.040 got a pretty fucking face, man, and I feel like 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:37.520 when genetics and if it fucked up, because I'm not 0:09:37.559 --> 0:09:38.120 gonna hold you. 0:09:38.679 --> 0:09:41.400 I've definitely got some people that I've seen in my 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:44.679 life where I was like, oh, when you got a 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:47.480 pretty face and you're bigger, you are treated differently because 0:09:47.520 --> 0:09:49.760 you know you bad. It's just like whatever, Like my 0:09:49.840 --> 0:09:51.560 weight really a shit because like, look when you got 0:09:51.600 --> 0:09:53.520 a face card, you got a face card. Do you 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:57.520 think that your weight played a part in losing your 0:09:57.600 --> 0:10:00.559 virginity for you? Do you think you had an insecurity 0:10:00.600 --> 0:10:03.079 about Okay? So for me, it was always like I 0:10:03.520 --> 0:10:06.880 want to be able to like have my partner like 0:10:08.080 --> 0:10:11.800 like sex, like find me attractive. So for me many years, 0:10:12.080 --> 0:10:14.959 I thought skinny was pretty. Skinny is pretty, Skinny is pretty. 0:10:15.280 --> 0:10:18.079 It didn't take me until like I was twenty five 0:10:19.160 --> 0:10:22.640 that I was like, I'm fucking fire, bro, Like I 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:26.160 got a pretty ass face, I'm funny as fuck. Anybody 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:30.000 that's around me instantly is and falls in love with me. Like, okay, 0:10:30.200 --> 0:10:32.120 so well I don't have like top shelf body. 0:10:32.480 --> 0:10:37.800 I got titties. Got the titties, I gotta got a 0:10:37.840 --> 0:10:42.199 bootle hole. And then so you don't. You don't. You 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:43.000 don't got a boodle. 0:10:43.200 --> 0:10:45.200 I do got a boot I didn't know we were 0:10:46.559 --> 0:10:50.959 day by day? Okay, can we just lost virginity? So 0:10:51.120 --> 0:10:53.240 the boodle hole still intact. You ain't lose your virginity 0:10:53.280 --> 0:10:53.640 there yet. 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:54.520 And you know I can't. 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:55.319 You can't. 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:57.559 You can't get scared. You can't. I don't want to 0:10:57.800 --> 0:10:59.559 on it. I probably you can't. I want to. I 0:10:59.600 --> 0:10:59.839 want to. 0:11:00.360 --> 0:11:03.600 You'll get there, especially about Latino culture because a lot 0:11:03.640 --> 0:11:07.760 of our followers are black, not Latino black. And I 0:11:07.840 --> 0:11:12.440 know there's after Latino's dawn. Yeah, I've heard a lot 0:11:12.559 --> 0:11:18.480 about the I'm just seeing the culture of being over religious. Yeah, 0:11:19.280 --> 0:11:21.400 what factor did that play with your sex life? 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:25.319 Nothing? Really, Like my family was Catholic. We believed in 0:11:25.440 --> 0:11:29.559 Jesus and all that cy playing with the little boys anyway, Sorry, 0:11:29.640 --> 0:11:35.040 my bad. That was a joke where you have a comedian. Oh, 0:11:35.320 --> 0:11:38.760 I saw that the day a freak out in the 0:11:38.840 --> 0:11:42.800 Christian churches are fucking the whole congregation. We get it. Sorry, 0:11:42.920 --> 0:11:46.839 carry on religion and for me didn't play a factor. 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:48.920 I wasn't like I'm gonna wait till marriage. I didn't. 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:50.800 I don't even want to get married. To this day, 0:11:50.800 --> 0:11:53.240 I'm like, I don't care for marriage. I mean, like 0:11:53.559 --> 0:11:58.199 it was for me, religion was religion. I'm not a 0:11:58.280 --> 0:12:01.839 religious person. I'm not I believe in the faith. I 0:12:01.880 --> 0:12:04.120 don't really care for the church, if that makes sense. 0:12:05.280 --> 0:12:08.920 So it wasn't religious factor of holding out the virginity. 0:12:09.040 --> 0:12:12.160 It was more like self image and years of therapy 0:12:12.240 --> 0:12:15.440 that I had to go to to like rewire myself 0:12:15.760 --> 0:12:18.280 so to sell in order to be that confident in 0:12:18.440 --> 0:12:20.400 order to lose weight. What was your biggest lesson in 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:24.920 therapy about sex and your self reception? Is that worrying 0:12:25.000 --> 0:12:29.719 about like men's view of you, Like that man got 0:12:29.760 --> 0:12:32.160 you in bed, he knows, he knows what you got. 0:12:32.360 --> 0:12:36.240 Because when I first started, like started having sexual experiences 0:12:36.320 --> 0:12:38.920 and that fucking, I would always keep like I still 0:12:38.960 --> 0:12:42.079 do it. I'm wearing a baggy shirt because I want 0:12:42.120 --> 0:12:44.880 to cover up my stomach. What's the difference in your mind? 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:48.360 Though? You said sexual experiences without actually fucking, So what 0:12:48.480 --> 0:12:52.839 things were you like without oral and like finger banging? 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:55.439 Yeah, okay, how did you get to oral and not 0:12:55.520 --> 0:12:58.559 want to get fucked? How you stopped him? Girl? He 0:12:58.640 --> 0:13:00.280 already down in the place you see what it was 0:13:00.360 --> 0:13:04.040 going on. I mean it would be I have fire 0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:08.280 lips and they're natural. Give it to you. Huh. 0:13:08.480 --> 0:13:10.240 You were given the head I was given her, you 0:13:10.320 --> 0:13:13.240 weren't receiving it. I would both, but I would most 0:13:13.360 --> 0:13:17.600 I like giving head more too. Girls sit over there 0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:19.319 on the couch with girl. We got a lot of 0:13:19.559 --> 0:13:20.959 We got a lot of common girls. 0:13:21.080 --> 0:13:23.959 Yeah, but like I like giving head more than I 0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:27.360 do receiving you maybe because I haven't received it. I 0:13:27.440 --> 0:13:29.400 haven't received head from somebody that knows how to like 0:13:29.480 --> 0:13:33.720 give head them. And then I would just like they 0:13:33.760 --> 0:13:36.800 would not and I'd be like, hello, let me go home, bye, 0:13:37.240 --> 0:13:39.360 And I was just like that's how I get my kis. 0:13:39.720 --> 0:13:41.520 You know this right here too. 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:44.679 It's crazy because we've heard time and time to get 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:47.640 again that like dudes would only get ahead from big girls. 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:49.880 And when I would hear ship like that, I'd be like, 0:13:50.400 --> 0:13:51.920 how do you not want to fuck? But now I'm 0:13:52.080 --> 0:13:54.800 starting to understand, and it's just like that was what 0:13:55.160 --> 0:13:58.240 you used to get off. You had your own ship 0:13:58.280 --> 0:14:01.000 in your head. About sex, one of my always told 0:14:01.040 --> 0:14:03.400 me that there's a girl He's like, yo, I don't 0:14:03.440 --> 0:14:06.079 know why she doesn't want to fuck me. He was like, 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:08.320 she likes coming over to suck my dick, And now 0:14:08.400 --> 0:14:10.720 that I'm talking to you, I'm like, oh, she probably 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:12.719 just has her own thing and a's you. 0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:14.640 Because bitch, I want to sucking no dick without getting no, 0:14:14.920 --> 0:14:16.719 no dick. I'll suck some dick without I was a 0:14:16.800 --> 0:14:20.480 sucking no dick without getting no on my period a 0:14:20.520 --> 0:14:24.560 few days ago. If I'm on my beerried because I 0:14:24.560 --> 0:14:26.720 ain't sucking no dick without getting no dick making make 0:14:27.960 --> 0:14:29.320 I know a lot of people feel like that, but 0:14:30.040 --> 0:14:31.680 maybe it's a oral fixation. 0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:36.320 On my end. I have it as well. Now I 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:38.280 get so horny that I do want to have sex. 0:14:38.360 --> 0:14:40.200 But there has been moments of insecurity where I'm like, 0:14:40.360 --> 0:14:43.240 I'm not feeling whether I'm not I've been out all night, 0:14:43.320 --> 0:14:45.120 or just something that I'm feeling about my body that 0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:45.880 I just can't do. 0:14:46.040 --> 0:14:48.040 I won't. But when it came to. 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:52.360 You finally losing it, tell us about that day. Did 0:14:52.400 --> 0:14:55.880 you know he was getting dicked that night? No, so 0:14:56.120 --> 0:15:01.360 the guy shout out to you, shout out to my virgin. 0:15:03.400 --> 0:15:07.120 I forgot the way before you even start the story, 0:15:07.800 --> 0:15:09.840 did this man know that he was gonna be your 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:15.520 first time. You didn't You didn't even tell him after 0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:21.480 he's good. I don't know, don't know, Oh, bitch, tell 0:15:21.560 --> 0:15:22.120 the story. 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:28.320 So I was on tender god to sorry, okay, I'm 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:31.960 gonna let you finish. It was on tender and I 0:15:32.120 --> 0:15:34.600 had swipe right on this guy. He was so like 0:15:35.440 --> 0:15:38.120 you could tell fuck boy to the league. Yea, like 0:15:38.880 --> 0:15:43.160 he had like braids, neck tattoos. Oh, and we matched. 0:15:43.240 --> 0:15:45.600 I was surprised. I let it go. I'll go out 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:48.240 with my girls. I didn't know we were so close 0:15:48.720 --> 0:15:54.040 that he was at that same bar. Damn, it's given grinder, right, 0:15:54.160 --> 0:16:00.480 that's proximity. Yeah, but not grinding. Okay. And then uh, 0:16:01.400 --> 0:16:03.520 he comes up to me and he's like, we matched, 0:16:03.760 --> 0:16:06.640 and I was like, yeah, we did. I'm not gonna 0:16:06.680 --> 0:16:08.080 lie shout out to you that you look like your 0:16:08.120 --> 0:16:11.160 pictures then I do. I don't. I don't catfish. I 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:13.520 like that. I show my my full body, even in 0:16:13.600 --> 0:16:16.800 my stand up. I like show full body, like this 0:16:17.000 --> 0:16:18.920 is who I am. Like, if you don't fucking like me, 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:21.720 oh well, swipe left like it's not a big deal 0:16:21.800 --> 0:16:23.920 to me, Okay, good the whole Like obviously, I have 0:16:24.040 --> 0:16:26.480 like two faces of like two pictures on my face, 0:16:26.520 --> 0:16:28.680 but the rest is everything is body good because I 0:16:29.320 --> 0:16:33.480 know what you about to get. So he comes up 0:16:33.480 --> 0:16:35.320 to me, he's like we matched some tender and I 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:39.440 was like, oh okay, not thinking anything of it. We're 0:16:39.520 --> 0:16:46.440 drinksing shots and now we're exchanging instagrams and I live 0:16:46.520 --> 0:16:48.840 in Queens and there's a place called Saint James and 0:16:48.960 --> 0:16:51.600 it's like a taco place and I was like, I'm 0:16:51.640 --> 0:16:53.680 so I'm so hungry. I want to get tacos. It's 0:16:53.720 --> 0:16:56.360 like Saint James is where I live, like I live 0:16:56.560 --> 0:16:59.680 on like under Saint James. I was like that, let's 0:16:59.680 --> 0:17:02.720 get Say James. We go back to his crib. We're 0:17:02.760 --> 0:17:05.720 eating Saint James and in my head, I don't think 0:17:05.760 --> 0:17:09.240 anything of it. And then I look over he's like 0:17:09.359 --> 0:17:13.280 laying next to me, and then one thing led to another. 0:17:13.440 --> 0:17:15.159 Was like I'm just taking off my panties at that 0:17:15.320 --> 0:17:18.240 point because I was just like, oh well, and then 0:17:18.400 --> 0:17:23.640 he like fucked me. It was nice because he fed 0:17:23.720 --> 0:17:25.960 me and fucked me, so it was it was nice. 0:17:26.080 --> 0:17:27.760 How it starts good for you for your first time. 0:17:27.840 --> 0:17:29.480 I least two out of the three apps did he 0:17:29.520 --> 0:17:33.240 pay for your uber home we lived, so we lived 0:17:33.320 --> 0:17:36.359 three blocks away from Tayler did so hold on New 0:17:36.440 --> 0:17:37.080 York you could just. 0:17:37.119 --> 0:17:37.840 Walk home after. 0:17:38.280 --> 0:17:41.360 Have you ever dated some what's the longest relationship you've had? 0:17:41.760 --> 0:17:44.719 I never had an official relationship. 0:17:44.200 --> 0:17:46.920 Because I was curious if you've had one, and it 0:17:47.040 --> 0:17:49.359 was building pressure about losing your vision. 0:17:49.400 --> 0:17:51.919 So yeah, so in that aspect, yes, but I never 0:17:52.040 --> 0:17:55.240 had like official boyfriend, Like I never had somebody that 0:17:55.280 --> 0:17:57.199 I would bring home and be like, this is my boyfriend, 0:17:57.240 --> 0:17:59.719 mom and dad. Did you date people that got impatient 0:18:00.119 --> 0:18:01.840 with waiting sex? 0:18:02.119 --> 0:18:02.440 Is that? What? 0:18:02.720 --> 0:18:08.800 Like those scammer one time and like, please shad a story. 0:18:08.880 --> 0:18:11.280 God damn go okay, come on, scamp a story. I 0:18:11.440 --> 0:18:15.480 was in college, bro, that's all that I dated a 0:18:15.560 --> 0:18:19.119 scammer and he was like too aggressive about it, and 0:18:19.240 --> 0:18:22.040 I was like, I don't want to have sex right now. 0:18:22.160 --> 0:18:24.680 I just want to bag. I just yeah, I just 0:18:24.760 --> 0:18:26.920 want to bag. I just want I just want to 0:18:26.920 --> 0:18:29.320 free mail, like that's all. And it kept going to 0:18:29.440 --> 0:18:31.600 that point where I was like, I'm not gonna lie. 0:18:31.680 --> 0:18:33.159 There was one day where I was like, all right, 0:18:33.240 --> 0:18:35.120 I think he's gonna rate me if I keep going 0:18:35.160 --> 0:18:38.040 on damn. So I have to remove myself from that 0:18:38.119 --> 0:18:40.480 situation because he was He would get very aggressive with me, 0:18:41.119 --> 0:18:43.600 very frustrated at the fact that I would never pursue 0:18:43.680 --> 0:18:48.080 him in that sexual manner. Have you sorry? I was like, 0:18:48.400 --> 0:18:50.560 did you have people that didn't believe that you were. 0:18:52.640 --> 0:18:55.760 Because I'm like, I know I feel like girls to 0:18:55.800 --> 0:18:59.919 play like, especially after a certain age, I do think 0:19:00.080 --> 0:19:02.800 that men just assume we've been outside in these streets. 0:19:03.160 --> 0:19:05.720 So did you have people that maybe didn't believe that 0:19:05.840 --> 0:19:08.159 you were really a virgin volunteer twenties? 0:19:08.280 --> 0:19:10.760 Well, I'll be honest, like, no grown man is gonna 0:19:10.760 --> 0:19:13.639 be like how many bodies you got? Because if they do, 0:19:13.880 --> 0:19:17.520 I'm like, you're childish, bro. Your answer is zero. So 0:19:17.680 --> 0:19:20.480 but you childish? But I would I would always lie. 0:19:20.640 --> 0:19:21.440 I'm not gonna lie. 0:19:21.720 --> 0:19:24.480 I was never you were lying about being a versono 0:19:24.880 --> 0:19:28.320 wonder and a half. You know, maybe then they multiplied 0:19:28.359 --> 0:19:28.920 that by three. 0:19:29.040 --> 0:19:35.600 Girl. Yeah, raizy head. I'm an affirmative Like, if I 0:19:35.760 --> 0:19:37.840 see like this guy is not for me, I block 0:19:38.240 --> 0:19:41.760 buck by, cut it off. This is gonna be somebody 0:19:41.800 --> 0:19:43.639 that's coming around the corner anyway, doesn't matter. Had you 0:19:43.680 --> 0:19:47.440 gotten close and it didn't happen. Yeah, why didn't happen? 0:19:48.240 --> 0:19:48.359 Uh? 0:19:49.240 --> 0:19:53.639 Story time share the Oh yeah, girl, we need we 0:19:53.800 --> 0:19:57.440 need detail. So this is a guy that ill So 0:19:57.680 --> 0:20:00.760 I went into comedy as a virgin. A lot of 0:20:00.800 --> 0:20:03.119 people in comedy do not know this, but now they 0:20:03.200 --> 0:20:08.280 know this guy was about to fuck was a comedian. Okay, 0:20:08.359 --> 0:20:10.320 he's like the most big the biggest piece of ship 0:20:10.440 --> 0:20:13.240 comic ever. Okay. They even have a post of him 0:20:13.320 --> 0:20:15.960 on like are we dating the same guy? You know 0:20:16.040 --> 0:20:20.119 that Facebook page? He's on there and like eighty women confessing. 0:20:20.160 --> 0:20:24.720 I'm like, oh, well, gay, yes, you just brought up 0:20:24.760 --> 0:20:27.240 that Facebook page. A couple we want to talk about it, 0:20:27.320 --> 0:20:29.919 but we we need a black one. But that are 0:20:29.960 --> 0:20:31.280 we dating the same guy? Facebook? 0:20:31.280 --> 0:20:33.439 And apparently if you screenshot you get taken out if 0:20:33.480 --> 0:20:35.760 you share with the guy just shared about that. 0:20:35.840 --> 0:20:39.680 But dude, I'm telling you I didn't know about this 0:20:39.920 --> 0:20:43.120