WEBVTT - Happy Hour vs. Brunch 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:03.600 I'm over here trying to eat my disco fries and 0:00:03.640 --> 0:00:05.720 you over here and talk about some merger that didn't 0:00:05.760 --> 0:00:08.640 go through. Look here, Brian, take that peen on the 0:00:08.640 --> 0:00:11.559 water energy to the end of the fucking bar and 0:00:11.640 --> 0:00:20.239 let me enjoy my Monte Cristo in peace. Hey, everybody, 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:24.360 welcome to hold up. This is the show with big 0:00:24.400 --> 0:00:27.920 opinions about nothing, things that mean the world to us 0:00:27.960 --> 0:00:30.280 that maybe other people don't care about at all. I 0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:32.600 am one of your hosts. I'm a co host. My 0:00:32.680 --> 0:00:35.320 name is Josh Johnson. I'm a writer for The Daily Show, 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:42.199 and I am joined by those Sayslan and certain more 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:52.720 noises here. Great, you rude, don't I'm rude. Make noise. 0:00:53.000 --> 0:00:56.760 You can make a noise to ship. Come on, just 0:00:56.800 --> 0:01:08.480 go bra bra no negro, brack brack. You can't. I 0:01:09.400 --> 0:01:19.959 maybe try. You can't roll your tongue. I can. I 0:01:20.000 --> 0:01:23.559 can roll. But this is not even what the episodes about. 0:01:24.080 --> 0:01:25.760 No do it. We're gonna talk about this. Do you 0:01:25.800 --> 0:01:34.280 do it? Ra? Ra Right, it's it's not working. You 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:37.640 can't do it. That's okay. A lot of people can't. Genetic, 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:43.640 you know what, Just give me time. It's genetic. Little 0:01:43.720 --> 0:01:50.080 genetic my mom can't do it. But well, today on 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:54.760 the show, we're gonna be talking about something that's uh, 0:01:54.800 --> 0:01:56.360 that's close to both of those. I think people will 0:01:56.360 --> 0:01:59.400 be surprised at which side we landed on knowing us, 0:01:59.520 --> 0:02:02.680 because you know, now there's been thirty some odd episodes 0:02:02.720 --> 0:02:05.400 to get to know us. If you didn't before the 0:02:05.440 --> 0:02:07.120 show start, if you don't know us from stand up, 0:02:07.160 --> 0:02:09.800 if you don't know it's from the show, you know 0:02:09.880 --> 0:02:12.160 our personalities now. And so I think they're going to 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:15.040 be some shocked some shocked faces that we won't see 0:02:15.080 --> 0:02:18.240 because this is all audio. Um, and now it's on 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:21.240 the YouTube. They can see my hair. Okay, yes it is. 0:02:21.560 --> 0:02:27.760 This is on YouTube. Yep, I am working on it. Okay. 0:02:28.000 --> 0:02:30.160 Ever since my injury, I haven't been able to bench 0:02:30.240 --> 0:02:33.280 the same that I was bending before you broke the 0:02:33.320 --> 0:02:39.280 TT Today's episode, for those of you that don't know, 0:02:39.360 --> 0:02:43.160 Josh had it didn't muscle injury to his uh, pectoral muscles, 0:02:43.400 --> 0:02:47.440 which is if you don't know the titty muscle. Yes, yes, 0:02:47.480 --> 0:02:55.160 it is the meat. So today's episode is happy Hour 0:02:56.120 --> 0:02:59.600 versus brunch. By the way, this comment came from Little 0:02:59.639 --> 0:03:02.639 sale Boat. We check out the comments when you leave them. 0:03:02.680 --> 0:03:04.560 So shoot us a suggestion on what you want to 0:03:04.560 --> 0:03:07.200 hear us talk about anyway, dut say, get into it. 0:03:07.440 --> 0:03:10.080 Do you want to tell the people where you landed? 0:03:10.400 --> 0:03:13.520 I think you should start? Okay, what wait? What I 0:03:13.520 --> 0:03:14.600 want to do? What I want to do? What I 0:03:14.600 --> 0:03:17.360 want to do is, first of all, before you say 0:03:17.360 --> 0:03:19.880 where you're gonna be, before I say where I was 0:03:19.919 --> 0:03:24.040 gonna be. I want to give the people time to think. 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:28.160 What do you think? Josh picked? What do I think? 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:37.880 What do you think? I picked? Playing the music? Okay, 0:03:37.880 --> 0:03:43.880 we're done, Joshua, Um, I'm happy hour. Wow. Y'all didn't 0:03:43.920 --> 0:03:46.600 expect that, did you? No? No, you probably didn't because 0:03:46.600 --> 0:03:51.200 I don't drink. But I feel like happy hour has 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:54.440 more benefits to society than brunch do es Well, I 0:03:54.480 --> 0:03:57.200 thought it was because of your love of discounted apps. 0:03:58.600 --> 0:04:02.400 It is partially, but it is half because you can 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:06.520 get the half prize appetizers that um a happy hour, 0:04:06.800 --> 0:04:10.120 but you don't have to buy alcohol to get them. 0:04:10.440 --> 0:04:12.600 I know that this. This is the other thing is 0:04:12.600 --> 0:04:15.560 that I I that obviously means that you're on the 0:04:15.600 --> 0:04:21.520 brunch side. Yeah, And my opinion is that happy hour 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:26.599 makes life easier and better through discounts, while brunch makes 0:04:26.640 --> 0:04:30.760 it harder and more bougie for no reason with orange 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:35.200 juice and vodka. Okay, first of all, mimosa is orange 0:04:35.279 --> 0:04:39.840 juice and champagne. Oh champagne. Okay, that's that's my bad. 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:44.640 I was thinking of screw drivers, um, but still not 0:04:44.760 --> 0:04:49.800 worth it. First of all, breakfast on a Sunday lasting 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:54.320 until two pm blessing too sometimes three. I'm in places 0:04:54.320 --> 0:04:56.719 that did brunch till four o'clock because they know people 0:04:56.800 --> 0:05:01.080 party in the city, right, and church was to almost 0:05:02.440 --> 0:05:04.760 brunch to go till four right. That's why I don't 0:05:04.800 --> 0:05:07.280 like the fact that Golden Krral on a Sunday, their 0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:11.000 breakfast ends at eleven third. That's only the third hour 0:05:11.080 --> 0:05:15.919 of church. Yeah, you're trying to miss people. You're missing 0:05:16.000 --> 0:05:18.840 people like the Golden KRL. Like we were to go 0:05:18.920 --> 0:05:21.120 in Crawl in Atlanta and they're like breakfast in that 0:05:21.200 --> 0:05:29.840 eleven and my mother were what why? And she literally said, 0:05:30.200 --> 0:05:31.880 but people are still in church, and the lady went, 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:35.400 I know, yeah, everybody at worked. I knew it was wrong, 0:05:36.839 --> 0:05:39.440 but it was like corporate like no, even white church 0:05:39.440 --> 0:05:43.120 and Georgia is still in at eleven. You gotta get 0:05:43.120 --> 0:05:46.200 people till one o'clock. Come on, now, you gotta get 0:05:48.560 --> 0:05:52.719 so to get there to get dressed. Sunday, you're supposed 0:05:52.720 --> 0:05:54.240 to be able to chill and get your breakfast. I 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:56.400 shouldn't be in a hurry on Sunday to get some victles. 0:05:56.400 --> 0:06:01.359 That sounds wold. The thing about brunch, though, is one 0:06:01.760 --> 0:06:07.240 your mimoses are bottomless. Also, we have changed the lifestyle 0:06:07.279 --> 0:06:12.240 when it comes to brunch, so now it's not just 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:18.680 orange juice. We've done expanded the juices. Okay, it's not 0:06:18.760 --> 0:06:22.279 about orarange no more. We all have to listen. I 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:26.280 one day had bottomless mimoses and they have pomegranate juice. 0:06:26.320 --> 0:06:35.600 Baby girl, you know how expencive, how pricey juice? That 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:39.320 a pomegran not Oh have you heard it in the Bible. 0:06:39.640 --> 0:06:42.760 It might actually not be an apple that eve is 0:06:43.000 --> 0:06:46.400 uh the attempts Adam with It's actually a pomegranate, That's 0:06:46.400 --> 0:06:49.160 what I heard too, Yeah, which would be very difficult 0:06:49.240 --> 0:07:05.400 to bite into. That's desk wild, That's it. I think, honestly, 0:07:05.640 --> 0:07:07.760 I think that that's why they got kicked out of 0:07:07.760 --> 0:07:12.800 the garden is because, like Adam bit into a whole pomegranate, 0:07:13.080 --> 0:07:16.280 and the guy was like, you're too dumb to be here, Paradise. 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:20.520 What are you doing? You too? You bit right into it. 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:22.560 I told you not to eat it at all, and 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:26.840 then you bit it in the face. I told you 0:07:26.960 --> 0:07:30.960 not to eat it at all anyway. Yeah, I told 0:07:31.000 --> 0:07:33.520 you to leave it alone. Maybe that's why pomegranate is 0:07:33.560 --> 0:07:36.040 so hard to open it to stains your fingers. But 0:07:36.200 --> 0:07:43.800 I got that. I know how to sin. You stained 0:07:44.040 --> 0:07:47.600 with sin? That like just the scarlet let on your fingers, 0:07:48.440 --> 0:07:55.280 on your fingers and guilty. For those of you that 0:07:55.400 --> 0:08:02.239 don't read anything, you missed all of these, Yeah, the Bible, 0:08:02.400 --> 0:08:07.560 to the Scarlet Letter, to the sin in general. Get 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:09.880 your books up. Call your mama because something is off. 0:08:10.640 --> 0:08:16.120 Put your books up. Probably the most ratchet way I've heard, 0:08:16.880 --> 0:08:24.200 So it would be told to become literate, you'll get 0:08:24.280 --> 0:08:28.160 your books up. You ain't never read The Prince by Machiavelli. 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:32.640 Get your books ha ha, Oh you've never read the 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:37.559 Count of Monte Cristo. Why don't you get your books up? Kids? God? What, 0:08:37.640 --> 0:08:39.160 there were a lot of books I didn't read because 0:08:39.200 --> 0:08:43.160 Wishbone was on TV. Yeah, yeah, Wishbone nullified the need 0:08:43.240 --> 0:08:47.440 to read several books, like because even though Wishbone, there's 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:49.680 no way that they covered all the details, you still 0:08:50.200 --> 0:08:53.319 spoiled the whole story because we got the gist. I 0:08:53.400 --> 0:08:55.600 know what they're doing. I know what's doing. But when 0:08:55.600 --> 0:08:58.360 they did Cyrano Diversion rack, I was like, you know what. 0:08:59.679 --> 0:09:03.840 Oh when they did Ulysses, when they did the Odyssey, 0:09:03.960 --> 0:09:07.760 I was like, okay, but you know the dog because 0:09:07.800 --> 0:09:09.760 the dog can't shoot the arrow because they didn't have 0:09:09.800 --> 0:09:12.160 any thumbs. Oh, so they had the fake little you 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:18.959 remember more of the fake yeah, to make it look 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:21.320 like a dog shot of arrow. I remember they were 0:09:21.320 --> 0:09:23.520 doing Romeo and Juliet. My mom walked Biden was like, 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:28.480 see you go too far? Yeah, go too far. Yeah, 0:09:29.440 --> 0:09:32.400 that's I mean. My mother fuck with uh wish And 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:34.480 who she didn't with was Clifford. That's when my mother 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:38.480 did not the idea of you know what it is though, 0:09:38.679 --> 0:09:41.800 Clifford was a bad influence because Clifford is why to 0:09:41.960 --> 0:09:43.840 this day you'll go to a friend's house and they 0:09:43.920 --> 0:09:47.280 got a rabbit dog that doesn't have any home training, 0:09:47.400 --> 0:09:50.599 and everybody thinks it's cute. Because that's what Clifford was 0:09:51.000 --> 0:09:55.760 Clifford would destroy a whole town, leave bodies mangled, right, 0:09:56.200 --> 0:10:00.199 houses and shampoos. And we were all like, he's big 0:10:00.280 --> 0:10:03.800 and he's red. Isn't that cute? Nah? No, there's an 0:10:03.960 --> 0:10:07.800 entire city living under a thread of devastation from this dog. 0:10:07.920 --> 0:10:12.520 Who is what? A Doberman, a red golden what is it? 0:10:13.000 --> 0:10:16.319 A dog? Yeah? And so now I'll go to a 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:22.480 friend's house and it's dog will be kissing on the 0:10:22.559 --> 0:10:26.360 wall and they're like, no, no, Pooky, don't. Oh my god. 0:10:26.400 --> 0:10:28.800 You know he's a puppy. He's only five. And I'm like, 0:10:29.000 --> 0:10:32.360 that's so grown, that's so grown, But don't want you 0:10:32.400 --> 0:10:35.559 go by dog gears and that's in that dog in 0:10:35.640 --> 0:10:39.720 the dog thirty five. Oh, that's just a drunk uncle. 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:44.880 And nobody, nobody has home traded all their dogs because 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:46.719 we grew up on Clifford and we're like, oh, it's 0:10:46.800 --> 0:10:50.120 normal for your dog to be a terrorist. Listen. I 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:55.839 remember as a little girl, how was like six years 0:10:55.880 --> 0:10:59.280 old and I came home with a Clifford book. I 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:01.880 was sidden like reading a book from the library of school, 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:04.520 and mom was like, what's this. I said, it's Clifford 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:08.040 a big red dog, and she goes, hm, that dog 0:11:08.200 --> 0:11:12.160 is too big, and then she just walked away. Yeah, 0:11:12.280 --> 0:11:15.440 but you you're also talking about somebody who had been 0:11:15.480 --> 0:11:17.840 an adult for too long. When you when you're an 0:11:17.880 --> 0:11:21.079 adult for enough years, you're like, I can't even this 0:11:21.320 --> 0:11:23.679 is not when I was six years old. She was. 0:11:25.000 --> 0:11:30.720 That's an adult. She's been a full adult for five years. 0:11:31.400 --> 0:11:33.200 End up for a while, as soon as I showed up. 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:35.720 But like every time she's like, that dog is too big. 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:37.160 I don't see what the point is. That dog is 0:11:37.280 --> 0:11:40.400 so secured the number and the job. So when the 0:11:40.480 --> 0:11:42.960 cartoon came out, remember where they were, like, my mate, 0:11:43.840 --> 0:11:45.679 they got a cliff of carton. They gave that big 0:11:45.679 --> 0:11:48.559 gass dog a cartoon for what I say when I 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:50.760 get a damn dog like she is not And they 0:11:50.840 --> 0:11:52.559 came with a live action movie. She's like, don't you 0:11:52.640 --> 0:11:53.880 come on with me talking about that movie with that 0:11:53.920 --> 0:11:57.560 big gass dog. Like she was not a fan because 0:11:57.640 --> 0:12:02.280 she's being reasonable and she's plugging in. But okay, Like 0:12:02.640 --> 0:12:04.679 as a kid, you're like, wow, what if I had 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:06.840 a giant dog? Wouldn't that be cool? When I could 0:12:06.960 --> 0:12:09.920 ride him and stuff and then she as a grown woman, 0:12:10.080 --> 0:12:13.040 is like, if there was a dog that big, there's 0:12:13.080 --> 0:12:16.400 no way it wouldn't be problems. Yes, now because now 0:12:16.520 --> 0:12:20.319 the dog's too big to even protect. Because now all 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:22.760 all the burglar has to do is run between his 0:12:22.840 --> 0:12:25.240 own legs and the dog won't be able to catch him. 0:12:25.679 --> 0:12:27.520 But then the dog could just just step on him. 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:33.839 Maybe Clifford, clumsy Clifford might step on the front porch 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:37.079 trying to kill the burglar. You know, it wouldn't be 0:12:37.120 --> 0:12:39.000 helpful if you tried to ride that dog from brunch. 0:12:39.080 --> 0:12:40.920 This is my thing about brunch, because I don't remember 0:12:40.960 --> 0:12:44.240 we were not talking about Clifford all the Clifford. Clifford 0:12:44.360 --> 0:12:49.520 versus wishbone cliff for another day. Yes, write that down, 0:12:49.800 --> 0:12:57.720 Somebody write that down, Clifford versus wish What what? Nigga? 0:12:58.080 --> 0:13:03.000 What you know? We've been away. I'm not gonna tell 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:05.640 the people. I'm not gonna tell the people. I'm gonna 0:13:05.720 --> 0:13:07.959 let them. I'm gonna let them hear Yo. Somebody sent 0:13:08.040 --> 0:13:12.520 me a d M with a huge list of topics, 0:13:13.679 --> 0:13:17.400 and now I can't find the DM oh dann, So 0:13:17.480 --> 0:13:20.280 now I gotta hunt it down. Also, some rude ass 0:13:20.360 --> 0:13:22.880 person dm me yo. First of all, when you're demon people, 0:13:22.960 --> 0:13:28.679 watch your fucking mouth. How about that? Watch how you 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:32.640 talk to people. You're gonna take the time to find 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:34.600 me on the internet to talk to me about this podcast. 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:39.160 Watch your fucking mouth. You're talking to me crazy on 0:13:39.240 --> 0:13:42.280 the phone that I paid for. You gotta take a screenshot. 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:45.960 Whoever's watching our YouTube, take a screenshot of dul safe 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:51.439 point and gonna be laughing because watch your fucking mouth, 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:55.079 you understand. Somebody was like, well, how can you say 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:59.040 you don't read YouTube comics comments when you know that's 0:13:59.080 --> 0:14:01.000 how you get topics for this show. You can't say that, 0:14:01.040 --> 0:14:06.960 And I'm just like, First of all, bitch, I said, 0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:11.480 I don't read to YouTube comments about my stand up. Second, 0:14:12.280 --> 0:14:14.760 I don't want I don't read the YouTube comments on 0:14:14.800 --> 0:14:17.800 the show either, as literally somebody else's job. But I 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:21.000 do read some of the comments. But I'm not somebody 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:24.320 who goes to scroll through. I'm not somebody who sits 0:14:24.400 --> 0:14:27.720 up and looks at every single comment, because in between 0:14:27.800 --> 0:14:31.320 good comments you'll get bad comments and people are sucking mean. Yeah, 0:14:31.800 --> 0:14:34.680 so for my mental health, you goofy hole. I don't 0:14:34.880 --> 0:14:39.440 read comments on our coors Internet This is another get 0:14:39.480 --> 0:14:42.600 your books up moment. Yes, get your fucking books up, 0:14:42.920 --> 0:14:47.400 because you're also bib like really bringing world together, Like 0:14:47.680 --> 0:14:53.120 for my mental health, you goofy hole like jeez, all right, 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:59.600 half fun you know what? You know what from my 0:15:04.560 --> 0:15:12.160 for my blood pressure as it's like wait, wait, p 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:18.120 on g p, get out of my internet. I mean 0:15:18.200 --> 0:15:20.160 the way that people talk to people want. I don't 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:24.280 need to input your funk about your big right, if 0:15:24.320 --> 0:15:26.280 you're a fan of the show, thank you so much, 0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:29.560 but the coming to my d m s and then 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:34.720 just try to one check me or insult me because 0:15:34.720 --> 0:15:36.480 I rarely read my d ms anyway because a lot 0:15:36.520 --> 0:15:39.040 of times I don't know where they are. And then 0:15:39.080 --> 0:15:44.160 they have so many different there are different like categories 0:15:44.360 --> 0:15:47.760 of d ms. So like people you follow, people you 0:15:47.880 --> 0:15:51.880 don't follow, and then more people you don't follow. But 0:15:51.960 --> 0:15:54.680 then there's like top requests to people you don't follow, 0:15:55.120 --> 0:15:59.040 and then all requests people I'm not reading. No, no, 0:15:59.120 --> 0:16:02.400 I'm with it, I'm with you. So it's like if 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:08.560 I'm sitting that brunch enjoying stuffed French toast, m hmm, 0:16:09.480 --> 0:16:16.120 I'm talking about for sixteen dollars. By the way, stepping 0:16:16.160 --> 0:16:21.320 fussy up. Uh, listen, the day that you realize that 0:16:21.400 --> 0:16:25.840 you've been to pay sixteen dollars for eggs even though 0:16:25.840 --> 0:16:28.600 the eg yo, I didn't everybody was talking about the 0:16:28.640 --> 0:16:30.640 eggs and I didn't realize what was going on. And 0:16:30.720 --> 0:16:32.880 the eggs are gotten, so you know that the eggs 0:16:32.880 --> 0:16:36.360 are expensive. The eggs, real eggs have caught up to 0:16:36.520 --> 0:16:40.640 brunch prices. Oh so now now they've got to be 0:16:40.760 --> 0:16:43.960 that expensive just so that the restaurants can stay open. 0:16:44.240 --> 0:16:48.120 There was just a shortage. Yeah, there's a shortage. What 0:16:48.240 --> 0:16:51.120 happened to the chickens? I mean, it's a good question. 0:16:51.280 --> 0:16:54.280 I'm I'm not gonna act like I know exactly the 0:16:54.720 --> 0:16:56.880 Wait a minute, so we had a wing shortage, and 0:16:56.960 --> 0:17:01.440 now we got an egg shortage. Egg shorgea the moment. 0:17:01.960 --> 0:17:06.040 Oh it's bird flew. Lord, don't y'all tell my mama 0:17:06.119 --> 0:17:13.840 that bird flew is back. As someone who was an 0:17:13.920 --> 0:17:15.880 avid bruncher, I would go to this place called Marlow's 0:17:15.880 --> 0:17:18.159 Tavern in Atlanta all the time, and we, me and 0:17:18.200 --> 0:17:19.840 my home girl were literally goal like every Sunday, to 0:17:19.880 --> 0:17:22.040 the point that the people that worked there because it 0:17:22.119 --> 0:17:25.520 was like a buffet too. But what they would do, 0:17:25.640 --> 0:17:28.680 which I think was probably against some health regulation maybe. 0:17:29.240 --> 0:17:32.639 And this is also a very popular brunch spot. Um 0:17:32.720 --> 0:17:36.000 and their bottles and mimosas were, uh, let's just say 0:17:36.080 --> 0:17:37.679 one day my home girl had to drive us home 0:17:37.720 --> 0:17:41.000 from brunch because your girl couldn't do it because the 0:17:41.119 --> 0:17:44.800 server kept doing the math because it was fifteen dollar 0:17:44.840 --> 0:17:48.240 bottles of lemosis, right bamas mimosas, And he was like listen. 0:17:48.240 --> 0:17:50.080 I was like I had to. He's like, yeah, but 0:17:50.160 --> 0:17:53.640 that's like seven he said. If you have another one, 0:17:53.800 --> 0:17:55.920 it's only fire dogs a piece. And I was like, oh, 0:17:56.000 --> 0:18:01.720 he's right, okay, and I had no another one. He's like, see, 0:18:02.080 --> 0:18:05.400 not only three dollars a piece. Hey, you could get 0:18:05.480 --> 0:18:08.080 it down to one fifty, he said it. And I 0:18:08.160 --> 0:18:10.880 was like, sir, I don't have it in me. I'm 0:18:10.880 --> 0:18:16.359 not drinking fifteen mimosa's first the suck at all. And 0:18:16.400 --> 0:18:18.000 plus he was like, you could have your way with 0:18:18.040 --> 0:18:20.960 me anywhere. I gotta drink fifteen mimosas. Don't you want 0:18:21.040 --> 0:18:26.920 a fifty cent mimosa? That would bet you'd have to 0:18:26.960 --> 0:18:30.360 drink thirty mimosas. You'd have to be a hero. Yeah. 0:18:32.800 --> 0:18:38.479 Cent Mimosas are a possibility. If you want your stomach bumps, 0:18:39.920 --> 0:18:42.200 if you don't have anything to do on Monday, go 0:18:42.320 --> 0:18:44.879 ahead and get that fifty cent mimosa. Go ahead and 0:18:44.960 --> 0:18:48.200 live your life. We're getting down the fifty cents fifth 0:18:48.240 --> 0:18:52.920 and fifteen daughters bottomless. The other thing about a mimosa, 0:18:53.000 --> 0:18:57.120 it's it's most the most acidic thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:18:58.160 --> 0:19:03.159 or the champagne exactly clear. Yeah, that's gotta burn. It 0:19:03.280 --> 0:19:05.760 does sometimes, But that's why you need that good breakfast. 0:19:05.800 --> 0:19:08.040 That's why you need them grits. That's why you need 0:19:08.080 --> 0:19:12.480 the French toasts. The thing about happy hour, it's happy 0:19:12.560 --> 0:19:14.280 hour in most places, the only last two hours. I 0:19:14.320 --> 0:19:17.440 also found out in certain states happy hours illegal. I know, 0:19:17.720 --> 0:19:22.160 because it's dangerous, because it's sexy, because it's a rebel. Okay, 0:19:22.600 --> 0:19:28.160 happy hours every day, clearly, not every day, because it's 0:19:28.200 --> 0:19:31.520 not allowed some places. There's some places that they won't 0:19:31.560 --> 0:19:34.119 even let happy hour come through because they're scared of 0:19:34.200 --> 0:19:37.920 what it'll do to the community. From four pm, from 0:19:37.960 --> 0:19:39.879 four to six pm, They're like, hey, we can't let 0:19:39.960 --> 0:19:43.560 people have a happy hour. It's like footloose in real life, 0:19:44.040 --> 0:19:46.560 all right, if people just start dancing. What might happen? 0:19:47.240 --> 0:19:49.600 You might lose the youth. I think it's like you 0:19:50.000 --> 0:19:52.119 you worked in a restaurant, so you can use the 0:19:56.920 --> 0:20:01.120 come on generation is lost? This too much happy Hour. 0:20:01.760 --> 0:20:04.320 I'm gonna tell you so. Morris Chestnut was the guest 0:20:04.400 --> 0:20:07.800 last night on the show. And I will tell you this. 0:20:09.840 --> 0:20:13.760 We don't make niggas like that no more. We don't. 0:20:14.480 --> 0:20:21.200 We don't. We don't fucking him Michael straighthand like, we 0:20:21.400 --> 0:20:24.560 don't make black men like that. We ain't printing them 0:20:24.560 --> 0:20:30.440 out no more. We're just not. Wow. They're both in 0:20:30.480 --> 0:20:36.119 their fifties, and I'm like, come more, Chestnut has been 0:20:36.160 --> 0:20:39.520 fined my whole life, right, But you're like, go Moreris Chests. 0:20:39.520 --> 0:20:41.639 That's fine. You're like yeah, yea, yeah yeah. And you 0:20:41.680 --> 0:20:48.000 see him in person, the way this nigga smelled throut, Yeah, 0:20:49.600 --> 0:20:52.200 this man's cologne with a pen. You understand, Like, we 0:20:52.440 --> 0:20:58.440 don't make this dude anymore. We don't like even look 0:20:58.480 --> 0:21:01.040 at the whole class of dude, like the young black 0:21:01.240 --> 0:21:05.479 like the younger black actors. Okay, we ain't making now 0:21:05.560 --> 0:21:08.359 more more Chestnuts, right, We're not making any more Terrence 0:21:08.440 --> 0:21:10.760 Hours either. But that's neither here nor there. What I'm 0:21:10.800 --> 0:21:14.120 saying is that I just gotta let you go because 0:21:14.160 --> 0:21:16.560 I also don't know what you're being, so I'm like, 0:21:16.720 --> 0:21:19.879 we'll find it. What I'm saying is that, like bors 0:21:19.960 --> 0:21:21.800 chest that is like, that's the manner will take you 0:21:21.880 --> 0:21:23.840 to brunch because he wants you to have a nice sunday. 0:21:24.600 --> 0:21:27.800 He wants to get to know you. You know, this 0:21:27.960 --> 0:21:30.919 is like how dare you? First of all? How how 0:21:31.200 --> 0:21:34.440 how in the full dare how dare you mean? How 0:21:34.680 --> 0:21:39.280 very daren me? Look, you cannot just try to attach 0:21:40.960 --> 0:21:45.160 Morris chest to brunch like it's an upcoming script. Okay, 0:21:46.359 --> 0:21:50.200 can't be like here chestnuts attached. You can't do that. 0:21:51.600 --> 0:21:56.000 That's a brunch happy hour. Happy hour is taking you 0:21:56.400 --> 0:21:59.000 to a happy place, trying to get you as drunk 0:21:59.040 --> 0:22:02.520 as possible in rush hour traffic. You understand there do 0:22:02.560 --> 0:22:07.800 you read rush our traffic? But once happy hours over, 0:22:07.880 --> 0:22:10.240 you have to take a happy ass home. No, you 0:22:10.280 --> 0:22:12.440 don't have to leave a happy hour happy I was 0:22:12.480 --> 0:22:15.440 just how you start the night. You have to go 0:22:16.160 --> 0:22:22.000 home eventually. Eventually, if you're drunken ship at five thirty, 0:22:23.840 --> 0:22:26.480 what else are you gonna do that day? No? No, no, 0:22:26.680 --> 0:22:28.639 but it's not about You could say the same thing 0:22:28.680 --> 0:22:33.520 about brunch with all the mimoses. Okay, chilling brunch, we 0:22:33.760 --> 0:22:41.680 chilling brunch, brunch. Brunch. Brunch was the reason that that 0:22:41.840 --> 0:22:45.360 Uberan left with nightclubs. Brunch are the reason Uberan left 0:22:45.440 --> 0:22:48.720 was invented? Right, happy hour? First of all, if you 0:22:48.840 --> 0:22:52.240 notice you work their restaurants before, right, yea happy hour 0:22:52.560 --> 0:22:55.960 is during that time in a restaurant where no one's there, 0:22:56.720 --> 0:22:58.520 Like a lot of restaurants were closed from like three 0:22:58.560 --> 0:23:00.760 to five happy hours at time where no one's out 0:23:00.800 --> 0:23:03.680 of restaurant, So like, hey, how do we get people 0:23:03.760 --> 0:23:06.720 in here? Would I rather have no money? Or would 0:23:06.720 --> 0:23:10.919 I rather sell these potato skins for seven dollars instead 0:23:10.920 --> 0:23:17.040 of fourteen? Right? All I'm saying is happy hour brings 0:23:17.160 --> 0:23:22.320 people together. So brunch in a way that is pressureless 0:23:22.520 --> 0:23:27.400 unlike brunch. See the drawback of brunch, the drawback of brunches. 0:23:27.720 --> 0:23:30.240 Maybe you went to happy hour the night before, Maybe 0:23:30.320 --> 0:23:33.480 you did get a little too hammered. Happy hour on Saturday, 0:23:33.640 --> 0:23:37.920 Happy hours Monday, Friday delicious. But Saturday can have brunch. 0:23:37.960 --> 0:23:39.680 You can have brunch on Saturday. You got a brunch 0:23:39.720 --> 0:23:41.520 on Saturday, but you can't have happy hour on Saturday, 0:23:42.119 --> 0:23:45.080 but you have happy hour on Friday. Right, Yeah, So 0:23:45.160 --> 0:23:48.080 I'm saying maybe you went hard on a happy hour 0:23:48.480 --> 0:23:52.240 and now brunch is something that's hard to make it too. Brunch, 0:23:52.280 --> 0:23:55.480 you gotta get up. You're like, you're like barely bluing 0:23:55.520 --> 0:23:59.000 yourself together. You're barely holding on until you get your 0:23:59.040 --> 0:24:02.639 food in you everything. You're not feeling well. Nobody's like 0:24:02.800 --> 0:24:06.320 that for happy hour. Nobody goes so hard before happy 0:24:06.400 --> 0:24:08.640 hour that they can't make it to happy hour because 0:24:08.680 --> 0:24:13.760 they were at work. Exactly Brunch sometimes it's a trial 0:24:13.880 --> 0:24:17.560 to get there. Listen, first of all, that's why I 0:24:17.640 --> 0:24:30.680 last till two, because you know your constituents, customer your 0:24:30.720 --> 0:24:35.160 customer base might have been up late the night before, 0:24:35.480 --> 0:24:36.840 might not have gone to bed, so four in the 0:24:36.920 --> 0:24:40.240 morning you passed out. For in the morning, you get 0:24:40.320 --> 0:24:43.480 six hours to sleep. Baby girl, it's only ten a m. 0:24:44.080 --> 0:24:48.520 Hat and brunch last till too. You can still get 0:24:48.600 --> 0:24:53.240 some eggs, you can still get somebody French tursts, still 0:24:53.560 --> 0:24:57.119 still get to Amolet your brunch is trying to drain 0:24:57.240 --> 0:24:59.480 the people's wallets dry. I'm trying to keep money in 0:24:59.600 --> 0:25:03.040 those pockets. What happened? Hey, Hey, hey, hey, they have 0:25:03.240 --> 0:25:08.440 brunched specials. Why would you bottomless mimosas are the special? 0:25:10.400 --> 0:25:15.200 Why would I buy five mimosas at fifteen dollars apiece 0:25:16.080 --> 0:25:20.639 when I can pay the twenty dollars for the bottomless mimosas. 0:25:20.960 --> 0:25:23.760 And then you can tell them, hey, let me get 0:25:23.800 --> 0:25:25.840 a little more orange juice. Let me get a little 0:25:25.920 --> 0:25:30.879 less orange juice. Let me get some cranberry juice. Just 0:25:31.040 --> 0:25:35.000 give me a class of champagne Mommy's breakfast juice. Whatever 0:25:35.200 --> 0:25:39.040 you need to do, They will adjust those mimosas for 0:25:39.200 --> 0:25:41.760 you accordingly, unless they are a bunch of cheap funks 0:25:41.760 --> 0:25:44.879 who pre mixed their mimosas. Was this me? Notice? Is 0:25:44.960 --> 0:25:49.200 mostly orange juice? Anyway, What I'm saying is that if 0:25:49.280 --> 0:25:52.160 it's a good Sunday morning, don't nobody want to get 0:25:52.280 --> 0:25:57.760 dragged out of bed early to go get grits? You. 0:26:00.320 --> 0:26:02.199 I don't know why people can up so early on Saturday. 0:26:02.240 --> 0:26:07.280 It makes me, It drives me mad. But but a 0:26:07.400 --> 0:26:09.879 good brun cheese. See this is the thing. Happy. I 0:26:09.920 --> 0:26:13.080 always have a lot of tension in a happy hour, 0:26:13.720 --> 0:26:18.200 all right, because somebody just got off of work. You've 0:26:18.240 --> 0:26:22.240 been stressed out all day, and now you're bringing that 0:26:22.480 --> 0:26:28.919 tension to be released at Happy hour with price cheese fast. 0:26:29.480 --> 0:26:32.680