WEBVTT - #155: ScamBrody 0:00:00.800 --> 0:00:07.960 Start dat Up, Start Up. Brooklyn Boys, Start up, Brooklyn 0:00:08.000 --> 0:00:16.560 Boys start data. They're making noise data up. Episode one. 0:00:17.680 --> 0:00:22.000 This is the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. We are two episodes 0:00:22.040 --> 0:00:26.599 away from playing the Brooklyn Boys are Back in Town? Right, 0:00:26.720 --> 0:00:29.880 because we'll be on next week and then we're gonna 0:00:29.880 --> 0:00:33.120 take off a couple and then we'll be back right 0:00:33.240 --> 0:00:35.760 after the beginning of the year, right, and that's when 0:00:35.760 --> 0:00:39.199 we post vacation. We play are Brooklyn Boys are back 0:00:39.200 --> 0:00:42.479 in town? Fin Lizzie parody? Yes, I can't wait for 0:00:42.520 --> 0:00:44.720 that moment. No, I can wait. I want to enjoy 0:00:44.760 --> 0:00:48.040 my vacation. Well I can I can't. Yeah. I love, 0:00:48.080 --> 0:00:49.680 I mean, I listen, I love doing the podcast, but 0:00:49.720 --> 0:00:52.440 I I mentally I think we everyone needs a break. 0:00:52.600 --> 0:00:54.080 I mean, if if you're lucky enough to get some 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:56.520 time off, I'm sure you can use the break, you know. 0:00:56.600 --> 0:01:00.520 I'm I'm with you, Broodie. I'm definitely mentally drained. Um. 0:01:00.520 --> 0:01:05.959 I feel like I'm out of things, yeah to talk about. Actually, 0:01:06.000 --> 0:01:08.320 I have something really important to bitch about, and I 0:01:08.360 --> 0:01:10.640 think it would proud of me. All Right, I'm looking here. 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:12.640 It's I'm not but I'm out of gas. As far 0:01:12.720 --> 0:01:17.720 as wanting to like, like criticize the world. I just 0:01:17.800 --> 0:01:21.120 kind of want to allow. What's that like? Yeah, you 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:24.200 do you have a list? Do you go through your 0:01:24.280 --> 0:01:31.120 day every single day like criticizing and silently silently judging, 0:01:31.560 --> 0:01:38.399 silently outwardly tweeting. Yes, yeah, I can't get into that. 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:41.640 I've kept a lot of it to myself. But but 0:01:41.720 --> 0:01:45.000 I really want to start on a positive note. I 0:01:45.640 --> 0:01:47.800 really feel that we've all been through the ringer this 0:01:47.880 --> 0:01:51.000 year and we all need a fresh start. Well, speaking 0:01:51.120 --> 0:01:56.400 of um ranting on social media, my not me Twitter 0:01:56.440 --> 0:02:02.320 account I got banned for a week like a band. 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:05.800 So here's the good news. Well it's it's good news 0:02:05.840 --> 0:02:09.640 and bad news. The good news is I'm not able 0:02:09.720 --> 0:02:14.280 to tweet angry stuff that I wouldn't normally tweet as me, 0:02:15.320 --> 0:02:19.119 So I'm not I'm not having divulge. What the name 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:21.840 of this account? Why would I do that? What's the 0:02:21.880 --> 0:02:24.480 point of having a secret account if you tell people 0:02:24.520 --> 0:02:27.440 what it is? Dumb ass? Can't people find you from 0:02:27.440 --> 0:02:31.760 an IP address or track you down somehow? No? No, 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:34.600 thanks for putting it into people's heads. Maybe maybe I 0:02:34.600 --> 0:02:37.320 should create a secret one myself. No, I'll be honest 0:02:37.360 --> 0:02:39.239 with you, I actually use a separate phone for the 0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:41.800 other account. It's not even on my phone really, I 0:02:41.840 --> 0:02:44.760 have a remember the work phone. I got number of us, right, 0:02:44.880 --> 0:02:48.560 so I use that. It's not trackable, so it's not 0:02:48.600 --> 0:02:50.240 I don't use that. I don't never use my laptop 0:02:50.280 --> 0:02:53.280 four it never use my phone. It's a secondary old 0:02:53.280 --> 0:02:55.120 phone that I use. I wonder how many people are 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:59.960 listening that have burner accounts on social media, like troll account. 0:03:00.400 --> 0:03:02.360 My point was, if we get back on to the 0:03:02.400 --> 0:03:07.040 point for sec is that of course, So I'm not. 0:03:07.200 --> 0:03:11.040 I'm not. I'm not having the the outlet though, So 0:03:11.160 --> 0:03:14.560 I'm having frustration when I see stuff I want to 0:03:14.560 --> 0:03:18.320 tweet about or tweet at with with my at David 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:21.959 Rody account and I won't. So I'm sort of like, yeah, 0:03:22.120 --> 0:03:25.720 I want to, right because is it suspended? Suspended? Or 0:03:25.760 --> 0:03:28.919 is he trying to click a link and start the 0:03:28.960 --> 0:03:33.320 seven day countdown? Wow? Now have you ever accidentally tweeted 0:03:33.360 --> 0:03:38.880 on David Brody and Roman count and you said something 0:03:38.920 --> 0:03:42.280 really fucked up? How to pick it back? No? No, 0:03:42.320 --> 0:03:44.080 because it's a process. I have to go to get 0:03:44.080 --> 0:03:46.200 the other phone. Yeah, I don't really delete tweets. I'm 0:03:46.200 --> 0:03:49.120 pretty methodical about before I put stuff out in the 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:53.760 social media world, about actually keeping it there, because everything 0:03:53.800 --> 0:03:56.800 that I put forward I mean to put out there. 0:03:57.200 --> 0:04:00.200 I don't ever cancel a picture. Do you ever, like 0:04:00.320 --> 0:04:02.520 just like you taken down pictures. I'm sure, Well, if 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:06.000 stuff expires, if it doesn't make any sense. I've never 0:04:06.080 --> 0:04:09.520 been you know, I've never been bullied into removing shit 0:04:10.640 --> 0:04:14.360 my social tweet. I did once tweet my thoughts through 0:04:14.400 --> 0:04:18.440 the Elvis Star and Show account by accident. Oh yeah, yeah, 0:04:18.520 --> 0:04:20.880 I think I've done that. And then I and then 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:25.160 somebody immediately texted me and said who wrote this? Ops? Oops, 0:04:25.200 --> 0:04:28.479 that was me? That was me. That was me. But no, 0:04:28.600 --> 0:04:32.200 not my not my house, No, no, no, I don't 0:04:32.240 --> 0:04:34.960 use it very often. Every once in a while I go, 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:38.600 you know, I got a disturbing texture, even the least 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:43.440 curious like band. Oh, you're not gonna tell me it's 0:04:43.440 --> 0:04:46.960 all limits. You just you just finished saying how you'll 0:04:46.960 --> 0:04:49.159 never say what the account was or what you say 0:04:49.160 --> 0:04:51.000 on there. So no, I'm not going to use the 0:04:51.000 --> 0:04:54.440 exact words. I can just imagine what you said. I 0:04:54.680 --> 0:04:56.840 I was. I used a bad word about a person 0:04:56.960 --> 0:04:59.880 I don't like in the public eye. Okay, but I 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:03.359 accidentally hit reply and that person was on, like his 0:05:03.440 --> 0:05:08.720 Twitter address was in the reply, so that that person 0:05:08.800 --> 0:05:13.279 may have reported the tweet. Someone in the public eye. 0:05:13.320 --> 0:05:15.840 The person you can't you see see the person. You 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:18.279 broke your own rule, hold on, hold on on, you 0:05:18.320 --> 0:05:21.120 know me. Normally I hit reply. I must have accidentally 0:05:21.200 --> 0:05:23.800 hit reply all and I said, oh that persons and 0:05:23.880 --> 0:05:26.200 I used, I use a couple of bad words, and 0:05:26.240 --> 0:05:29.960 I guess that person I didn't like my commentary and 0:05:30.000 --> 0:05:32.240 reported me. It's not a famous person as much as 0:05:32.240 --> 0:05:36.400 it's someone. Uh, it's somebody. So whatever the case, I 0:05:36.440 --> 0:05:39.880 have a week starting this morning. I think Brodie gets 0:05:39.880 --> 0:05:42.360 his jollys off of this kind of thing. I love it. 0:05:42.680 --> 0:05:44.800 And by the way, the guy deserved he's definitely definitely 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:51.240 what I called him. But listen to you, fucking keyboard cowboy. 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:54.560 Well listen, there's the it's the first, it's the second time. 0:05:54.600 --> 0:05:56.839 The last time I got it got suspended a twenty 0:05:56.839 --> 0:06:00.360 four hours. Oh, and then the second offense is seven day. 0:06:00.480 --> 0:06:02.440 I would say, the first four times it got suspended, 0:06:05.320 --> 0:06:09.200 that's like rolling through the easy pass. Uh at you 0:06:09.240 --> 0:06:12.920 know when it's fifteen and they keep sending you in 0:06:12.960 --> 0:06:16.279 the mail. They said, we're gonna suspend your easy pass. 0:06:16.279 --> 0:06:18.960 We're gonna suspend your easy pass. We're gonna and then 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:23.320 they finally do it. Um, you got the week, and 0:06:23.400 --> 0:06:24.880 I don't. I don't know if it's a week because 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:28.800 of so many hours bands or if it was because 0:06:28.880 --> 0:06:32.280 what I said was worth a week. It wasn't anything like, 0:06:32.360 --> 0:06:35.159 oh my god, it was just like I got. I 0:06:35.160 --> 0:06:38.280 got a disturbing text from my sister today. Remember a 0:06:38.320 --> 0:06:41.080 few months ago, keep breaking up with you? Yeah, my 0:06:41.160 --> 0:06:45.640 sister she's had it. I bet she we're fighting over 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:52.119 the custody of the kids. Yeah, my sister, uh said, 0:06:52.600 --> 0:06:55.320 So my friend is recently divorced and she's on the 0:06:55.360 --> 0:06:58.800 dating market again and she's on J Date. You know 0:06:58.839 --> 0:07:01.240 where this is going. She wants to know if you 0:07:01.240 --> 0:07:05.320 have any Jewish friends. Well no, she wanted a half right. No. 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:11.120 She screenshot the guy who fucking stole my picture and 0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:15.080 turned my name as thirty seven year old Arthur and 0:07:15.240 --> 0:07:18.600 it's still up on J Date. The bastard was online 0:07:18.640 --> 0:07:23.360 today and my sister's friend said, that looks like scary. 0:07:23.680 --> 0:07:26.760 So my sister Jennifer says, she texts Jews are on 0:07:26.880 --> 0:07:29.720 j date that she keeps find everyone finds this guy. 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:32.720 It's local, the guys in the New York area, and 0:07:32.760 --> 0:07:37.000 she is doing so we need our listeners to go female. 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:39.600 We need a female listener in the New York area. 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:42.240 You don't even have to be Jewish. I didn't say that. 0:07:42.440 --> 0:07:44.760 A female listener in the New You can pretend to 0:07:44.760 --> 0:07:49.120 be Jewish. And and uh, scary, what's our email Brooklyn 0:07:49.280 --> 0:07:53.240 Boys the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. Yeah, 0:07:53.240 --> 0:07:58.400 I can never remember that, so um uh And and 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:01.480 we'll email you the link to a guy. Scary. We'll 0:08:01.480 --> 0:08:03.480 hook you up and see if you can interact with 0:08:03.480 --> 0:08:05.240 the guy and get his phone number for us. Well, 0:08:05.240 --> 0:08:06.640 I don't know if I have the link. I just 0:08:06.760 --> 0:08:10.200 got a screenshot. The guy's name is Arthur, thirty seven 0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:12.360 years old in the New York area, and he's a 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:15.160 doctor he or so he says, And he stole the 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:19.680 picture of me in Barcelona last year. We talked about 0:08:19.680 --> 0:08:22.080 this on this podcast, and at the time I thought 0:08:22.080 --> 0:08:24.960 we got it successfully removed because several of our listeners 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:27.480 saw it. But turns out my sister's friend who I 0:08:27.480 --> 0:08:29.960 haven't seen years saw it and says, oh my God, 0:08:30.160 --> 0:08:35.319 that's Jennifer's brother and she texts my sister. My sisters like, um, 0:08:35.360 --> 0:08:38.960 are you leading a double life? And I'm like, come on, 0:08:39.120 --> 0:08:42.640 jen like she stored for a quick second, then maybe 0:08:42.720 --> 0:08:46.320 I'm actually trying to pick up Jewish women on J Date, 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:48.679 maybe because of my affinity for Jewish food. If you 0:08:48.720 --> 0:08:51.080 listen to the last episode, right, I love it. But 0:08:51.120 --> 0:08:55.199 I'll tell I'll tell you this though, Brodie. Uh my sister, Um, 0:08:55.559 --> 0:08:57.680 I told I told my sister to tell her to 0:08:57.760 --> 0:09:01.920 write a skating email back to this asshole, say get 0:09:01.960 --> 0:09:04.319 your fucking picture, Debt, get this picture down now. It's 0:09:04.320 --> 0:09:09.160 a copyright infringement. This person is a known, per local 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:12.199 person that that people know who they are. I'm reporting 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:14.320 you to J Date and I'm gonna report you to 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:17.640 your wife because we all know that the guy is 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:20.520 hiding something and it's probably the fact that he has 0:09:20.520 --> 0:09:24.199 a wife and kids. Okay, so why don't you report him? 0:09:24.440 --> 0:09:27.560 Arthur seven. I don't know how to do it, but 0:09:27.640 --> 0:09:31.080 he's back. He's back, this asshole. Now. Now, look, you 0:09:31.200 --> 0:09:33.800 have had a lot of doppelgangers, and we've come across 0:09:34.200 --> 0:09:37.400 a bunch of people that look just like you. What 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:39.720 if this guy is one of those guys like the 0:09:39.720 --> 0:09:41.880 guy who works in Hoboken in the restroom now, because 0:09:41.880 --> 0:09:44.320 he clearly took my picture of Instagram. I know that 0:09:44.360 --> 0:09:46.760 I was standing on a roof of church and Barcelona 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:49.079 when I took that picture. I know. But what I'm 0:09:49.120 --> 0:09:52.680 saying is, slow down. Is that some girl is going 0:09:52.760 --> 0:09:54.800 to show up to a date with him, right, He's 0:09:54.840 --> 0:09:58.480 got to look something like the picture. So it's what 0:09:58.559 --> 0:09:59.880 if it's one of the three or four people in 0:09:59.920 --> 0:10:03.120 the area we know looks like you, so that when 0:10:03.120 --> 0:10:05.240 the girl shows up, they're like, oh, yeah, it looks 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:09.360 like it's plausible. That's what I'm saying. But it's gotta 0:10:09.360 --> 0:10:12.400 be he's gotta be going. You put your best foot forward. 0:10:12.800 --> 0:10:22.040 He's got to look I don't know. Well to that guy, um, 0:10:22.120 --> 0:10:25.600 and congratulations to us. We waded to number six on 0:10:25.679 --> 0:10:30.480 ther Radio six Top one hundred Podcasts of the Week. 0:10:30.520 --> 0:10:33.960 Not an easy people, scary. Do you know how many 0:10:34.000 --> 0:10:37.640 podcasts I Heart radio has? How many number six? How many? 0:10:37.960 --> 0:10:46.439 Take a guess, I think six hundred siodcasts, maybe more thousands, 0:10:47.160 --> 0:10:52.040 two hundred and fifty thousand podcasts, Heart Originals two fifty 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:56.040 thousand podcasts are carried back number six for the week 0:10:56.080 --> 0:11:01.640 of Thanksgiving. That's a compliment. I have to assume. Well, no, no, 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:04.319 let me rephrase that it was for the week after Thanksgiving. 0:11:04.320 --> 0:11:09.200 It was last week, right, So that means it's the 0:11:09.240 --> 0:11:12.960 episode we posted a Thanksgiving that carried over the weekend 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:17.160 and we had a huge Monday after Thanksgiving crappy Thanksgiving episode, 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:21.040 and then our new episode had to have also been huge, 0:11:22.200 --> 0:11:25.000 which it was, but not like the crappy Thanksgiving. Now 0:11:25.040 --> 0:11:28.080 it's only downhill from here. But we're yeah, we're gonna 0:11:28.120 --> 0:11:30.880 finish circle jerking ourselves off here in a second. Um, 0:11:31.080 --> 0:11:34.240 But there's a point to this speaking a circle jerking 0:11:34.240 --> 0:11:36.400 ourselves off. We're not going to talk about Brooken Boys 0:11:36.440 --> 0:11:38.320 merchandise till the end because there's a couple of things 0:11:38.360 --> 0:11:40.120 I want to mention. I've been doing it up front, 0:11:40.120 --> 0:11:42.880 and I don't want to make a commercial. There's no commercials. 0:11:42.920 --> 0:11:47.720 We didn't pay ourselves to plug our merchandise. Brooklyn Boys, 0:11:47.720 --> 0:11:51.280 that big cartel dot com, that's Brooknoy big dot So 0:11:51.720 --> 0:11:54.480 I will say this. I I listened, i was inspired. 0:11:54.520 --> 0:11:56.880 I'm like, well, let's see who the competition is. And 0:11:56.920 --> 0:11:58.400 I listened to some of the podcasts in the top 0:11:58.440 --> 0:12:03.520 ten no names full, just awful. How do some of 0:12:03.920 --> 0:12:08.200 the podcasts amass the audience numbers that they get when 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:11.920 they are dead pan nerds that are on a podcast 0:12:11.960 --> 0:12:14.360 like they do? You know, you know, we all know 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:16.960 the shweaty Balls sketch from s now, which is supposed 0:12:16.960 --> 0:12:19.960 to be like National, like NPR, like National Hublic Radio, 0:12:21.320 --> 0:12:23.920 in the Alec Baldwin sketch with the two women who 0:12:25.200 --> 0:12:27.440 I can already answer hold on and then I'm just 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:31.400 painting a picture and they talk like this, So that 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:37.000 sketch epitomizes what most podcasts are, not not all of them, 0:12:37.160 --> 0:12:40.000 but this one, not this certainly not this one. We 0:12:40.080 --> 0:12:42.480 do not sound like he me through the vents. We 0:12:42.520 --> 0:12:45.120 don't sound like any other fucking podcast. First of all, 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:48.480 we're talking to you. We're it's like we're in a 0:12:48.520 --> 0:12:50.880 conversation with you in your car or wherever you're your 0:12:50.920 --> 0:12:54.840 air pods, whatever you're listening. But I will say that 0:12:54.960 --> 0:12:57.480 there's a lot of these they're talking at you. It's 0:12:57.480 --> 0:12:59.680 like they're reading from a fucking script. And I'm not 0:12:59.720 --> 0:13:05.360 talking about the podcasts that are fictional or their drama series, 0:13:05.559 --> 0:13:09.600 or you're listening to like like scripted drama or stuff. 0:13:09.800 --> 0:13:14.080 I'm talking about the These are podcasts I listened to 0:13:14.120 --> 0:13:16.680 that are just fly by the seat of your pants, 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:22.280 off the cuff podcasts. And while the titles may sound like, oh, 0:13:22.320 --> 0:13:24.040 maybe I want to hear a little bit more about this, 0:13:24.480 --> 0:13:26.400 I listened to Brodie. I listened to thirty minutes of 0:13:26.440 --> 0:13:28.560 one of them, and I was trying to find the 0:13:28.600 --> 0:13:30.880 silver lining. I'm like, what do people sing in this? 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:33.600 What do people singing in this? You were so upset 0:13:33.679 --> 0:13:36.480 you texted me. I was angry, and you broke one 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:38.559 of my rules that we've talked about on the podcast. 0:13:39.240 --> 0:13:42.199 You texted me, what even are these podcasts? Well, I 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:45.240 sound like a sixteen year old girl when I'm sorry, 0:13:45.280 --> 0:13:47.559 what even are they? I was today years old when 0:13:47.559 --> 0:13:49.679 I found out that a lot of the podcasts that 0:13:49.760 --> 0:13:54.760 we are competitions suck. They do. Speaking of you said, 0:13:54.800 --> 0:13:58.360 nobody sounds like this podcast. I'm a little nervous. I'll 0:13:58.360 --> 0:14:01.640 tell you why. I'll tell you what. I sent you 0:14:03.200 --> 0:14:05.800 a link to a podcast. I don't even know where 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:07.280 it is. I don't know if I emailed you or 0:14:07.320 --> 0:14:10.160 I alright sent you the link but we've talked about 0:14:10.200 --> 0:14:13.120 the the Sex podcast. I'll go ahead and say it. 0:14:13.160 --> 0:14:15.439 Call Her Daddy, which did I talk about last week? 0:14:15.440 --> 0:14:18.760 It's in the comedy section. Yeah, I don't know if 0:14:18.760 --> 0:14:22.720 you talked about it. It's absolutely absolutely belongs in the 0:14:22.760 --> 0:14:25.880 comedy section. Okay. On the I Heart Radio Comedy section, 0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:29.160 when you click on comedy, there's about twenty podcast listed 0:14:29.400 --> 0:14:32.880 they recommend for comedy podcasts. We are the seventh. We're 0:14:32.920 --> 0:14:35.800 listed seventh, right because I had to move us up 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:39.440 from fourteen. It's like, hey, why are we fourteen? We're awesome, Like, 0:14:39.520 --> 0:14:45.160 you're right your seventh. It's our company. So I was like, wow, 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:49.240 what is it? So um? The reason I mentioned sounding 0:14:49.240 --> 0:14:51.960 like other people, I sent scary a link? Did I? 0:14:52.040 --> 0:14:53.680 Did I text your email you? I don't know what's 0:14:53.680 --> 0:14:56.280 trying to find I don't even think I opened it. Okay, 0:14:56.480 --> 0:14:58.920 it was a podcast. I saw it on Instagram. It 0:14:59.000 --> 0:15:00.840 was in my like things it might like, you know, 0:15:00.880 --> 0:15:05.920 the discovery page, and it was two hot girls sitting 0:15:05.960 --> 0:15:11.000 on the mic in bikinis doing a podcast about dating 0:15:11.000 --> 0:15:12.880 and banging and screwing and sucking and all that stuff. 0:15:12.880 --> 0:15:15.320 See I listened to that. That's interesting to me. But 0:15:15.400 --> 0:15:19.920 my point was it was like it was like, uh, 0:15:20.120 --> 0:15:23.000 call Grandpa, like it was. It was as close to 0:15:23.040 --> 0:15:26.920 the original thing, and I look, oh it was. I 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:28.640 knew what it was. It was a rip off. It 0:15:28.720 --> 0:15:30.720 was a rip off of Call or Daddy. Right now. 0:15:30.720 --> 0:15:33.000 I understand you want to get your own niche right, 0:15:33.360 --> 0:15:36.200 but I feel like, you know, look this coke, this 0:15:36.280 --> 0:15:38.880 PEPSI I get it right. You can have two in 0:15:38.920 --> 0:15:41.680 the market. I don't know if there's other podcasts exactly, 0:15:41.720 --> 0:15:43.720 but this was I didn't listen to the whole thing. 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:45.560 It's just whatever the one minute clip. I'm waiting for 0:15:45.600 --> 0:15:48.640 somebody to come out with the Jersey Boys or the 0:15:49.160 --> 0:15:51.240 you know, there's there's two idiots who're gonna go like, oh, 0:15:51.280 --> 0:15:53.520 we could do that. Of course, there are people listening 0:15:53.600 --> 0:15:56.560 right now that are like, all I need is the equipment. Yeah, 0:15:56.600 --> 0:15:59.040 good luck. I had somebody tagged me on my Facebook 0:15:59.040 --> 0:16:02.360 page friend of mine whose friend wants to do a podcast. 0:16:03.160 --> 0:16:04.400 So the friend was like, I don't know what I 0:16:04.440 --> 0:16:06.800 want to do a podcast? What do I need to do? Well, 0:16:06.840 --> 0:16:09.080 first of all, you need to know what to do, right, 0:16:09.120 --> 0:16:11.600 You can't I'm gonna do a podcast. So I was 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:13.400 like gonna So she tagged me, like, can you help 0:16:13.440 --> 0:16:17.120 my friend out? Like, tell to do a podcast? Well, 0:16:17.160 --> 0:16:19.280 there's a technical way to do a podcast. What kind 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:22.000 of mike, what kind of audio? That's easy, that's stuff 0:16:22.040 --> 0:16:25.160 that that that's checklist stuff. You can all google. Get 0:16:25.200 --> 0:16:28.400 yourself on a good on on a small budget, get 0:16:28.440 --> 0:16:32.120 yourself up and running to do a podcast physically, and 0:16:32.120 --> 0:16:35.640 then feed it to a a company and uploading company 0:16:35.680 --> 0:16:37.720 and then they'll and they'll distribute it. You could be 0:16:37.760 --> 0:16:40.120 on I Heart Radio with us. There's no, it's not 0:16:40.240 --> 0:16:42.720 very difficult to do if you want to. Actually, but 0:16:42.800 --> 0:16:46.120 that's right away. Well yeah, but no, but I'm brody. 0:16:46.200 --> 0:16:49.120 But others, there are other Apple podcasts, there are other 0:16:49.280 --> 0:16:52.360 companies that will take you. I'm not talking about that. 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:55.480 That's the easy stuff. That's the easy stuff, right. The 0:16:55.520 --> 0:16:58.120 hard thing is actually what comes out of your mouth 0:16:58.240 --> 0:16:59.880 and what are you gonna talk about? And how do 0:17:00.000 --> 0:17:04.399 you engage you hold an audience? Well, miserably here in 0:17:04.440 --> 0:17:07.720 the first good a good friend of mine, I had 0:17:07.760 --> 0:17:10.520 two buddies, the three of them want to do a podcast. Yeah, right, 0:17:10.560 --> 0:17:12.359 they had a thing they wanted to talk about, an angle. 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:15.880 They're all funny guys. Right, so you tell me when 0:17:15.880 --> 0:17:18.800 you stop me, when you hear the mistake. Okay, the 0:17:19.000 --> 0:17:23.040 three of them equally chipped in for an expensive microphone, 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:28.720 you're not gonna stop me. Okay, equally for an expensive 0:17:28.760 --> 0:17:31.040 I'm not gonna stop you because I support that. No, 0:17:31.240 --> 0:17:34.320 you can't. You can't chip chip in three ways chipping well, 0:17:34.359 --> 0:17:36.399 you know they chip in for what they're all sharing 0:17:36.440 --> 0:17:40.480 the same microphone. Like three guys an omnidirectional my phone, 0:17:40.840 --> 0:17:43.080 that's gonna sound awful, well, but you can it can 0:17:43.160 --> 0:17:47.000 sound okay like the microphones back three guys in the 0:17:47.040 --> 0:17:48.680 circle or try. The point is like when I was 0:17:48.720 --> 0:17:51.000 in a comedy group. There was five of us. We 0:17:51.400 --> 0:17:54.000 chipped in together to buy a big sound system with 0:17:54.119 --> 0:17:57.399 wireless microphones and everything, which was fine for three or 0:17:57.440 --> 0:17:59.239 four years, and then when one guy wanted to leave 0:17:59.280 --> 0:18:01.040 the group, you have to buy out. Then you have 0:18:01.080 --> 0:18:02.560 to find a guy who wants to join the group 0:18:02.640 --> 0:18:05.600 or a woman who wants to buy into that sound system, 0:18:06.280 --> 0:18:08.680 just ship all the time, and then have to sell 0:18:08.720 --> 0:18:11.119 their portions off. So you're trying to say, when the 0:18:11.440 --> 0:18:14.239 podcast goes belly up, who gets the podcast went belly up? 0:18:14.240 --> 0:18:17.280 After two attempted episodes. They never posted who got who 0:18:17.359 --> 0:18:19.840 kept the mic? Well, that was a big discussion. None 0:18:19.840 --> 0:18:21.920 of them wanted it. None of them wanted it, and 0:18:21.920 --> 0:18:24.760 they should give it to you. Your Mike was crackling 0:18:24.760 --> 0:18:27.000 on the fifteen minute morning the other day. It wasn't 0:18:27.000 --> 0:18:29.200 the mike. I was using the phone because you sucked 0:18:29.240 --> 0:18:34.560 me again. You sucked me on the whole. That's irrelevant. Yeah, okay, 0:18:34.560 --> 0:18:36.400 you already know what you did. You know what you did. 0:18:36.840 --> 0:18:40.679 Continue continue quick update fantasy football. I made the playoffs. 0:18:40.680 --> 0:18:43.840 Oh congratulations, in all three of my leagues. Beat the 0:18:43.840 --> 0:18:47.680 guy that does nothing, the guy that doesn't. Well, here's 0:18:47.680 --> 0:18:49.920 the thing. I needed him to win this week because 0:18:49.960 --> 0:18:51.800 I need I had to beat him last week, and 0:18:51.800 --> 0:18:54.199 then I needed him to win this week because the 0:18:54.240 --> 0:18:56.639 other person he was playing needed to lose so I 0:18:56.680 --> 0:19:00.000 can make the playoffs. So I pumped him up. I'm like, dude, 0:19:00.080 --> 0:19:03.000 let's go. You gotta win this, let's go. Meanwhile, meanwhile, 0:19:03.000 --> 0:19:04.560 he was like, I lost. I'm out of it. I'm 0:19:04.560 --> 0:19:08.400 gonna your Your season hangs in the balances and depends 0:19:08.440 --> 0:19:10.479 on other people winning. You're losing. Doesn't sound like you're 0:19:10.520 --> 0:19:13.000 a real champion. There Brodie hold On, I'm a champion 0:19:13.040 --> 0:19:15.480 of other two. I play and not listen in the league. 0:19:15.600 --> 0:19:17.639 In the league, in the Q one four three to 0:19:17.680 --> 0:19:20.760 classic rock, right, YEA for a guy who studies this 0:19:20.760 --> 0:19:23.200 shift On, I do study, but he is a problem. 0:19:23.240 --> 0:19:26.800 He has the problem. The two divisions six teams and 0:19:26.840 --> 0:19:30.440 six teams. In the other division, there were two good 0:19:30.440 --> 0:19:35.360 teams and three good teams and three stinkers. In my division, 0:19:35.440 --> 0:19:39.160 there was one stinker. Uh well, I mean he wasn't 0:19:39.200 --> 0:19:41.640 a stinker, but he didn't do well. Tom Pulman, Senior 0:19:41.720 --> 0:19:44.080 vice president of Programming fi Heart Radio. He had a 0:19:44.119 --> 0:19:46.680 bad season and he's a great player. The other five 0:19:46.760 --> 0:19:49.399 of us are in a five way tie for first, 0:19:50.560 --> 0:19:54.479 which gets decided by points, which leads me to believe 0:19:54.560 --> 0:19:56.920 that a lot of the fantasy football is luck. It's 0:19:57.000 --> 0:20:00.399 skill to a point, it's all your homework and re searching. 0:20:00.800 --> 0:20:04.320 Because the good players all got tied. The bad players 0:20:04.359 --> 0:20:10.520 are like two and nine that a jetman. Jetman won 0:20:10.560 --> 0:20:13.480 two games. He's two and eleven. If he was a 0:20:13.480 --> 0:20:18.919 real Jetman, he'd beat So there were a couple of 0:20:18.920 --> 0:20:21.920 teams that were like, you know, two and eleven, three 0:20:21.920 --> 0:20:25.120 and ten, and the rest of us all like beat 0:20:25.200 --> 0:20:27.359 up on them. So with five of us in the 0:20:27.440 --> 0:20:30.560 same division have the same record, My point was I 0:20:30.600 --> 0:20:32.040 now had to root for the guy that I beat 0:20:32.240 --> 0:20:34.000 and had to motivate him even though I knocked him 0:20:34.000 --> 0:20:36.680 out of the playoffs to care this week. So thank 0:20:36.720 --> 0:20:39.199 you guy for caring so that you could beat the 0:20:39.200 --> 0:20:41.520 other guy. And I'm in the playoffs. Sore you go. 0:20:41.720 --> 0:20:45.840 I wanted my money back. There's uh. I gotta say, my, my, my, my, 0:20:45.840 --> 0:20:52.280 my palms are all sweaty here, mom, spaghetti sweater already already, Yeah, 0:20:52.720 --> 0:20:56.480 it happened already because and I'm getting all nervous because 0:20:56.800 --> 0:20:59.520 we have now not one, but two weeks of sound 0:20:59.560 --> 0:21:02.119 that we haven't played. I feel like we should just 0:21:02.119 --> 0:21:04.080 get get it off our plate, right, all right, let's 0:21:04.119 --> 0:21:05.800 do the sound. So let me pull up my list. 0:21:06.200 --> 0:21:08.399 We had some lot of clips, A lot of clips, 0:21:08.400 --> 0:21:10.000 A lot of clips, A lot of clips. Some of 0:21:10.000 --> 0:21:13.400 the best clips. You love it here the greatest clips. 0:21:13.960 --> 0:21:15.439 Not a lot of clips. Have no one's have had 0:21:15.480 --> 0:21:19.280 clips like this before. All right, so let's do um 0:21:19.359 --> 0:21:21.480 let's do the unit one. You have the Unit one 0:21:21.960 --> 0:21:24.240 I have? Yes, I do, Yeah, Okay, I want you 0:21:24.280 --> 0:21:27.359 to listen. The newscaster gets it right the first time, 0:21:27.600 --> 0:21:30.840 then fox it up the second time. Yeah, well, I 0:21:30.880 --> 0:21:36.040 know where he putting out of space and the I 0:21:36.119 --> 0:21:37.959 c U s are filling up and it's against that 0:21:38.000 --> 0:21:41.920 backdrop that k S d K, the local NBC affiliate 0:21:41.920 --> 0:21:44.720 in St. Louis, got exclusive access to the COVID I 0:21:44.840 --> 0:21:50.960 see you unit at Merst Intensive Care Unit Unit redundancy 0:21:51.200 --> 0:21:53.159 that redundancy alert. Do you have the Fear of the 0:21:53.160 --> 0:21:56.360