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Speaker 1: a crazy week. I've been crazy busy. G. Moody, last

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Speaker 1: Nuclear is with me to talk week two in fantasy football,

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Speaker 1: daily fantasy football. We're talking some season fantasy football. We're

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Speaker 1: the fantasy football follies. But let's get into this. I've

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Speaker 1: not given, earned, not given, not anybody. We'll get this

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Speaker 1: award again. It goes to a certain type with a

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Speaker 1: kind of jenness. A Qua Texas man who looks like

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Speaker 1: a sick fuck, Christopher Lee. Top car looks like the

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Speaker 1: prototype sick fox, got crazy eyes, no lips, and a

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Speaker 1: neck tattoo. He's facing charges of second degree murder and

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Speaker 1: the death of his long time friend, Robin Lee Upson.

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Speaker 1: It's a sixty two year old woman. This sick fuck

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Speaker 1: admitted to dismembering his longtime friends. They were friends up

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Speaker 1: for twenty years. I don't know what the hell kind

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Speaker 1: of beef could happen, what kind of what kind of argument?

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Speaker 1: No money is that important? They were longtime friends. He's

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Speaker 1: forty three, she's sixty two. He dismembered her, chopped up

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Speaker 1: her remains. They were found by a hiker last June.

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Speaker 1: Just kill her like a normal person, like a normal

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Speaker 1: sick fuck. No, No, you didn't want to do that.

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Speaker 1: You had to chop her up and dismember. Of course,

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Speaker 1: I'm kidding by saying just killing. I don't condone any

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Speaker 1: of that. Take that back, Take that back. He admitted

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Speaker 1: to detectives that he stole her van killed her, but

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Speaker 1: said it was in self defense after she attacked him. Well,

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Speaker 1: if it was in self defense, uh, why did you

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Speaker 1: dismember her? And now why did you use the chainsaw?

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Speaker 1: Later on sick Funck of the Week, Classic classic sick

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Speaker 1: fuck of the Week, a man from Massachusetts was arrested

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Speaker 1: Sunday after he killed his dog by burying it alive.

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Speaker 1: You piece of shit, you sick fuck you Boston sick fuck.

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Speaker 1: Richard Procured killed his ship suit named Chico Shout out

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Speaker 1: the Chico because it didn't get along with his cat,

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Speaker 1: and he buried it alive. The police that found it said,

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Speaker 1: I've never seen anything like it in forty five years.

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Speaker 1: We have all forms of animal cruelty, but burying something

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Speaker 1: alive is beyond the reach. He had the dog for

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Speaker 1: eighteen months. His former girlfriend couldn't keep it. There's no excuses.

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Speaker 1: You're a sick fuck, and yeah, you're on the sick

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Speaker 1: fuck of the Week segment. Congratulations. Lunatic Washington, Kenwick, Washington.

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Speaker 1: A homeless man claims that his violent sexual assault of

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Speaker 1: an animal was meth and fhetamine fueled. He's blaming the

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Speaker 1: math aka the baths salts. The man is having sex

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Speaker 1: with a beaver. That's right. The man was having sex

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Speaker 1: with a beaver that was actually injured. The beaver was

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Speaker 1: on the side of the road injured. This sick fuck

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Speaker 1: saw the injured beaver and instead of helping it, instead

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Speaker 1: of calling for help and rescuing it, fucked it. He's

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Speaker 1: now blaming the meth and fetamine. Sorry, sucker, lock him up.

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Speaker 1: You had sex with an injured beaver. You didn't just

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Speaker 1: have sex with a beaver. You had sex with an

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Speaker 1: injured beaver that couldn't even defend itself. Florida. That's right, Florida.

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Speaker 1: Man was attacked by an alligator. He went into a

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Speaker 1: little river ravine Um. There was a famous alligator named

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Speaker 1: Fat Daddy Um Fat Daddy attacked him. This is by

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Speaker 1: a golf course. The victim, Richard Peel, was retrieving his

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Speaker 1: golf disc, whatever that is. I don't know what a

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Speaker 1: golf this is. I don't play golf. He was removing

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Speaker 1: his golf disc from the pond, and the gator did

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Speaker 1: what the gator is supposed to do. It bait his ass,

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Speaker 1: bait him up, didn't kill him. But this iconic alligator,

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Speaker 1: Fat Daddy, was then pulled out of the ravine, out

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Speaker 1: of the swamp and is now being put down. And

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Speaker 1: they're saying the reason why they're putting down this gator

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Speaker 1: is because after a alligator attacks a person, there are

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Speaker 1: no longer fear people. Hey, he shouldn't fear people. He's

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Speaker 1: an alligator. People should fear of the alligators. People should

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Speaker 1: be afraid to go in a swamp knowing that there's

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Speaker 1: a ten foot alligator named Fat Daddy. The gator did

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Speaker 1: what the gator was supposed to do. Gator did what

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Speaker 1: gator does, bit his ass. Now they got to kill

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Speaker 1: the gator. You're the sick fuck asshole for going in there.

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Speaker 1: Shame on you. The blood of Fat Daddy is on

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Speaker 1: your hands. You sleep at night knowing that you had

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Speaker 1: fat daddy, youthanized, shout out the fat daddy. This has

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Speaker 1: been all over the news in New York. A thirty

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Speaker 1: one year old animal abuser who brutally tossed a cat

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Speaker 1: out of a window, then went downstairs and stomped the

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Speaker 1: cat to death in front of kids in Queens, New York.

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Speaker 1: Queens is in the house. This sick fuck tossed the

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Speaker 1: cat out of the window, went downstairs and stomped it

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Speaker 1: in broad daylight. He was in court in Queens this

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Speaker 1: week after he was being sentenced. He mooned the photographers,

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Speaker 1: the paparazzi out there. He showed no remorse. He's been sentenced.

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Speaker 1: He complained that the last time he was incarcerated he

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Speaker 1: ended up in the hospital with four seizures because your

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Speaker 1: medication wasn't given to you. Who gives a ship? Who cares?

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Speaker 1: You're obviously a sick fuck. You are obviously a sick fuck.

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Speaker 1: He's been locked up for ten months, ten months sentence,

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tell you something, Ellis Kaplan, it's sick

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Speaker 1: fuck you. Uh. There's people in jail I love cats.

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Speaker 1: I'm not one of them. I don't love cats, but you.

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Speaker 1: You hopefully, hopefully will be uh in a prison with

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Speaker 1: some people that love cats, and they're gonna hear about

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Speaker 1: what you did. This guy's name is Giovano Olivio. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: Giovano Olivio. Hopefully you're selling me will be a cat

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Speaker 1: lover just like my mom and you, my friend, will

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Speaker 1: be getting the wonderbread bag and cat nip treatment. No,

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Speaker 1: you're not getting olive oil. We can give you a

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Speaker 1: little catnip to sniff on. Make sure everything's real nice,

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Speaker 1: Make sure everything is uh, how do you say uh?

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Speaker 1: A real proper? Finally, in New York City again New

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Speaker 1: York Out in Queens, a retired cop and his wife

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Speaker 1: were charged arrested with running a whorehouse. They call it

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Speaker 1: a brothel. Let's call it what it is. It's a whorehouse,

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Speaker 1: a betting ring. With help from other end y p

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Speaker 1: D friends, the retired detective used what he learned on

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Speaker 1: the job for nearly a decade on the Vice squad

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Speaker 1: to launch his own two million dollar a year prostitution

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Speaker 1: and gambling ring in Queens, Brooklyn and Strong Island. Shot

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Speaker 1: at the Daylas Soul Shots rock him. He was in

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Speaker 1: the vice for the last part of his years. He

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Speaker 1: knows the system. He abused it. You're getting locked up.

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Speaker 1: Your wife is getting locked up, Ludwood Pass, you're running

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Speaker 1: the warhouse. No, no, you're going to prison. You're a

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Speaker 1: sick funk of the Week podcast. All right, listen, have

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Speaker 1: no fear of the fantasy football follies are here. Have

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Speaker 1: no fear the fantasy football follies are here coming up next.

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Speaker 1: If you ain't winning, we ain't winning the Fantasy football Follies.

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Speaker 1: I am the Greno Man Dingo, Senior Fantasy football analyst

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Speaker 1: of the Iron Rap for Stereo podcast. Special guests. Scott

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Speaker 1: doesn't play games. He's a pro. He's what you call

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Speaker 1: a ringer. Tommy Gunns Tommy G all right, just launched

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Speaker 1: We're winning over here week to Tommy g. Fantasy Football

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Speaker 1: Follies coming up next. Al right. It is week two

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Speaker 1: back the fantasy football follies with Tommy G. A k a.

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Speaker 1: The Gunner and me executive senior fantasy football analyst, The

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Speaker 1: Green Old Man Dingo a k a. Michael Rappaport. We

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Speaker 1: are back fantasy football. The NFL is underway. The fantasy

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Speaker 1: football follies are here. I am here with the Gunman,

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Speaker 1: Tommy fucking G. Tommy G in the place to be.

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Speaker 1: How are you feeling what the fun is up years? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we go go nuts. I mean, you know we when

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Speaker 1: we go nuclear, wen go fucking nuclear. Sounds so excited

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Speaker 1: to curse. I felt I felt like I was fucking

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Speaker 1: handcuffed last year. This is great, Um, how you listen

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Speaker 1: the seasons underway? Week one is in the books. Let

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Speaker 1: me just ask you this as a senior fantasy football

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Speaker 1: analyst and and you as as a professional, and let

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Speaker 1: let me remind people, okay and new listeners. Last season

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Speaker 1: was extremely productive for our listeners and the Gunner Tommy G.

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Speaker 1: Came in seventh place at the DraftKings World Championships, amongst

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Speaker 1: other things. Okay, so if we're not winning, you're not winning.

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Speaker 1: And the model the slogan of the show is we're

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Speaker 1: waiting over here. Okay. We pride ourselves in the fact

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Speaker 1: that if you're not winning. We're not winning. Okay, So

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Speaker 1: Tommy g here's my first question. You. Everybody has all

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Speaker 1: these thoughts, everybody has all these analytics, everybody has all

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Speaker 1: these predictions. Obviously it's only week one, But what did

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Speaker 1: you learn? What should we have taken away from the

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Speaker 1: week one? And after all the hyper hsteria of Draft August,

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Speaker 1: the month of August, which is just like draft scared

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Speaker 1: fear questions answers, did you learn anything that turned out

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Speaker 1: to be bullshit? And did you learn anything that you

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Speaker 1: go I knew this was true after one week. I

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Speaker 1: mean I felt I was really really prepared coming into

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Speaker 1: this year. You know, like, like you said, ended last

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Speaker 1: year really strong. It's always a tough transition for me,

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Speaker 1: going from baseball to football. Right, We've talked about that

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Speaker 1: a lot, because I do every sport. Right, it's tough

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Speaker 1: for you. I'm like guns, I need You're like you

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Speaker 1: you haven't even picked up any analytics. I am deep

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Speaker 1: in it. I I started like the last week of July.

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Speaker 1: You laughed me off the text and when I was

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Speaker 1: the thing for the last three years. That's what I've

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Speaker 1: been doing and that's why you saw the end of

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Speaker 1: last year. You know, I hit the King of the

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Speaker 1: Beach seat. In the middle of the season, I won

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Speaker 1: two grand and Draft Kings the Life Final at the

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Speaker 1: end of the season. I got better as the year

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Speaker 1: went on because I wasn't locked in early this year.

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Speaker 1: What I did at Guru Elite is I stopped doing

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Speaker 1: baseball content over a month ago. So this year I

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Speaker 1: feel so fucking locked in it's insane. I've been studying

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Speaker 1: football NonStop, putting out draft guides for our subscribers. You know,

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Speaker 1: I week one, I felt like it was Week ten.

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Speaker 1: So nothing's really shocking me too much. I I feel

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Speaker 1: like I was on a lot of stuff. I scored

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Speaker 1: over two hundred on both my lineups on Draft Kings

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Speaker 1: last week, made a bunch of money, felt really good

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Speaker 1: about everything. Subscribers made a ton of money. So I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, I'm a little surprised at how

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Speaker 1: good a lot of these young quarterbacks are doing. Um

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Speaker 1: that it's very surprising because they're not just doing well

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Speaker 1: in the preseason, but it's correlating a little bit to

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Speaker 1: the games, and you know, guys like Donald and then

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Speaker 1: my homes they look sharp. One of the things I

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Speaker 1: did predict was that we're going to see for Nette

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Speaker 1: being injured all year. That already happened Week one, preseason

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Speaker 1: predicted McKinnon was a guy not to roster and season

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Speaker 1: always gonna get hurt. He's already hurt. But the big

630
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Speaker 1: thing for me is that they didn't play in the preseason,

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Speaker 1: most of these guys. So I think these these injuries

632
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Speaker 1: that we're seeing early on, a lot of them, you know,

633
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Speaker 1: even guys that are playing. You look at the whole

634
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,879
Speaker 1: Texans offense is banged up. David Johnson with a back.

635
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Speaker 1: You saw a bunch of guys go down with injuries, Olson,

636
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 1: Delaney Walker, you know, some of these season ending I

637
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 1: think this is gonna be a theme early on where

638
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 1: because these guys didn't get burned in the preseason. I

639
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,839
Speaker 1: don't know if they're really in full football shape yet.

640
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Speaker 1: M M. That's interesting. That's interesting. I hate when these

641
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:53,799
Speaker 1: guys go down. Uh Um. Leonard, I love the way

642
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:55,840
Speaker 1: he plays, but there's a price that comes with it

643
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:57,840
Speaker 1: with being a banger like him. He's like an old

644
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,800
Speaker 1: school banger. I feel like he's I made an analogy.

645
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 1: I feel like he's the Anthony Davis of football now,

646
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,359
Speaker 1: Like it seems like he's he's one of the best

647
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 1: players in the world, but like every other game, he's

648
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 1: in the locker room, you know, in the second quarter,

649
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:12,480
Speaker 1: you know, and you're just like, if this guy could

650
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:16,479
Speaker 1: just stay healthy, he's Anthony Davis of football right now. Um,

651
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:20,360
Speaker 1: you just started your podcast No Mercy with Tommy g.

652
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:23,799
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, you had to get in the game.

653
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 1: You had to you had to put both feet uh

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00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:28,919
Speaker 1: in the pool and jump in head first. I want

655
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Speaker 1: people to listen to it. It's unfiltered. It's the information

656
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Speaker 1: on top of the information on top of the information,

657
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 1: or as we like to call it, the special sauce,

658
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Speaker 1: the special sauce. Are you enjoying doing it? Oh? Man,

659
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Speaker 1: I don't know what took me. So you've been up

660
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Speaker 1: my ass for over a year since I left serious Like,

661
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Speaker 1: just just do it. Just dive in and start your

662
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Speaker 1: podcast and just start putting it out and and just

663
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:55,319
Speaker 1: while out and uh, I started it three days ago.

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Speaker 1: We did like look back at week one and little

665
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:01,440
Speaker 1: DFS tips and that, so It's No Mercy that's on

666
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:03,440
Speaker 1: iTunes and all that. That went great. We moved up

667
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Speaker 1: to number eight in the sports category, and then today

668
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 1: we just dropped or as the time they're hearing this

669
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 1: yesterday on Thursday, we just dropped a gambling podcast with

670
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 1: me and Robbed and what is it? All sport? Like,

671
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 1: what is it? And it's is it? I mean, it's

672
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:21,280
Speaker 1: it's raunchy as hell, rap like raunchy, like anal stuff,

673
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:24,399
Speaker 1: and like like like raunchy. Now you see a gambling thing,

674
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:26,359
Speaker 1: and then you're saying, there's anal stuff? How do that?

675
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:30,400
Speaker 1: I mix it in? So you were talking about spread

676
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 1: on a game, and then you're talking about the spread

677
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Speaker 1: in the ass, like what are you talking about here?

678
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 1: The way I do it just because I feel like

679
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 1: when you listen to the same ship, even if it's

680
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:41,440
Speaker 1: good ship, straight through, it just turns into white noise

681
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 1: right by like the forty minute, you're just hearing players

682
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 1: names and stats and statistics. So the way I'm formatting

683
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:49,400
Speaker 1: it is we're doing about ten fifteen minutes of content

684
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 1: which is like hard hitting analytical content and stuff for

685
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 1: gambling and for fantasy, and then I'm doing about five

686
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:58,399
Speaker 1: to ten minutes of crazy Twitter questions and then back

687
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:00,319
Speaker 1: to the analytics. So it kind of goes back and

688
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 1: forth to kind of keep the listeners on their toes.

689
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,840
Speaker 1: But it's been it's been pretty uh, we got pretty

690
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:07,399
Speaker 1: weird the last two episodes. Alright, alright, well I love

691
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 1: the first episode and everybody should check out No Mercy

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Speaker 1: with Tommy g a k A. The Gunner a k

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Speaker 1: A Tommy Guns. All right, guns, it's week two. Let's

694
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Speaker 1: get into it. It's gonna be. I think this is

695
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 1: gonna be. My prediction is that this is gonna be

696
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:25,440
Speaker 1: the highest scoring collective NFL season ever because of the

697
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:29,440
Speaker 1: rule changes, because there's so many six foot four lightning

698
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:32,640
Speaker 1: fast wide receivers um and one of the games that

699
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Speaker 1: I think is gonna be a shootout this weekend up. First,

700
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Speaker 1: I want you to take on it. The Chiefs at

701
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 1: the Steelers Big Ben at home is always a good play.

702
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:45,319
Speaker 1: Levan Bell is out, James Conner is in? Is he

703
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 1: the real deal? Kareem of the Crop? Does Andy Reid

704
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 1: hate Kareem Hunt? Because? Okay, uh, Tyreek the freak was

705
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 1: unbelievable last uh last week, I mean he was ridiculous.

706
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 1: Um juju do you got from me in this game? So?

707
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:05,320
Speaker 1: So the thing about Kareem Hunt, Okay, there's two guys

708
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:07,279
Speaker 1: that I said to avoid in seasonal drafts and it

709
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 1: was Kareem Hunt in four net. Funny thing is, I

710
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:11,640
Speaker 1: did a fourteen team league with Ty Dillon and you

711
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 1: know a bunch of the NASCAR drivers, and Kareem Hunt

712
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 1: fell to me at twelve and four Nett fell to

713
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:18,359
Speaker 1: me at seventeen. So I started my team with those two.

714
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 1: So obviously week one I lost. But Andy Reid Jeff

715
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,480
Speaker 1: Mann's talked about this on our No mercypod the other day.

716
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 1: Andy Reid was one of the forefront, like one of

717
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:29,480
Speaker 1: the founding fathers of the analytics, right. He was one

718
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:32,160
Speaker 1: of the first people to build an analytics department. Uh

719
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 1: in the team in Minnesota's adopted it, Billy's adopted a

720
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 1: lot of these teams have adopted it. When they've run

721
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 1: the analytics, they've found that running inside the five is

722
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 1: actually not as effective as throwing inside the five. So

723
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Speaker 1: when you're watching these games and you're wondering, why the

724
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:48,799
Speaker 1: funk are they not giving the ball to Kareem Hunt

725
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:51,760
Speaker 1: at the two, it's because that that's what their numbers

726
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:54,320
Speaker 1: are telling them. So I don't think that's gonna stop.

727
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 1: I think that's gonna be a theme going forward. It

728
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,280
Speaker 1: doesn't matter who's calling the place. We've seen three different

729
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 1: people called plays for this team, and Kareem Hunt still

730
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 1: gets fucking lost all the time. So I think you're

731
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 1: gonna be frustrated all year. He's gonna have a solid

732
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,399
Speaker 1: season when all said and done, but week to week

733
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 1: you're gonna watch full quarters of the game where you're

734
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 1: just like, where the hell is Kareem Hunt. So I

735
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Speaker 1: think that's the thing that we're gonna, unfortunately have to

736
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 1: do with all year. Rap Jesus Man, Yeah, it's it sucks,

737
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Speaker 1: but I mean we're gonna have to deal with that.

738
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Speaker 1: Tyreek Hill, Um, I do love every week regardless of matchup.

739
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Speaker 1: I loved him last wee because he want me a

740
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 1: bunch of money. But I think this whole Kansas City

741
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:33,239
Speaker 1: offense is tied to Mahomes, to Tyreek Hill, where he's

742
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:36,359
Speaker 1: gonna drag Mahomes. Mahomes has not had much success at

743
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Speaker 1: all throwing to anyone but Tyreek Hill this year, and

744
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Speaker 1: that's including the preseason. In the preseason, I think he

745
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:46,880
Speaker 1: connected with Tyreek Hill like on fourteen of fourteen attempts,

746
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 1: and so far it's like I forgot let me see,

747
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 1: I wrote the number down here somewhere twenty one, twenty

748
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:54,920
Speaker 1: four targets. He's connected with Tyreek Hill, so him and

749
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:58,879
Speaker 1: Hill are locked the fuck in. But the other guys

750
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 1: aren't seeing a ball try as Kelsey was one for six. Uh,

751
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:04,879
Speaker 1: the other secondary receivers weren't doing anything. We didn't see

752
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 1: much of the backs out of the backfield. You gotta remember,

753
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:09,239
Speaker 1: he's not gonna be much of a checkdown quarterback. He's

754
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 1: gonna be a guy who's gonna probably scramble for a

755
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 1: few yards before he checks down to a running back.

756
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 1: So I mean on Kansas City until I see otherwise.

757
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:19,400
Speaker 1: I think Travis Kelsey could end up like number seven

758
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:22,319
Speaker 1: tight end this year, even with the injuries. But I'm

759
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 1: really worried about everyone, really worried about everyone. Do you

760
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 1: have him on a lot of teams, Kelsey? I know

761
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 1: I didn't pick him on any and and you know,

762
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:32,360
Speaker 1: there was just a sort of vibe energy that I

763
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:34,840
Speaker 1: got from that Week one along with Kareem Hunt. And

764
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 1: I think, like, you know, he'll have his games, um,

765
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Speaker 1: but I don't think it's gonna be this every week,

766
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Speaker 1: you know, beast out Travis Kelsey thing that he could

767
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 1: be if it was a different offense or or a

768
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:49,319
Speaker 1: different team. Um, it's it's gonna be. It's gonna be

769
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Speaker 1: a lot more three for thirties. You're still gonna get

770
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:54,279
Speaker 1: those eight for one twenties on occasion, but it's gonna

771
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 1: be a lot more three for thirties with Kelsey um

772
00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:59,440
Speaker 1: so so Casey this week, you know it's gonna be

773
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:01,400
Speaker 1: a shootout. I love Tyreek Hill. He's gonna be one

774
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:02,919
Speaker 1: of the higher own guys in the league. You could

775
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:06,440
Speaker 1: play Hunt, you could play Mahomes dirt cheap. Not crazy

776
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 1: excited about my homes or Hunt, but it's really the

777
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:11,879
Speaker 1: Pittsburgh side of the ball dead. I'm ecstatic about your boy. Juju.

778
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 1: I fucking love this kid, man, I'm obsessed with him.

779
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 1: I I actually had Antonio Brown as being like a

780
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Speaker 1: nine pick in seasonal just because of Juju. You know,

781
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Speaker 1: a b has been doing all this with no one there,

782
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:25,919
Speaker 1: just like Martavis Bryant and a bunch of scabs over

783
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 1: the years, and Juju's emergence is gonna cut into a

784
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Speaker 1: V and I just think the kids a fucking star.

785
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,479
Speaker 1: So I like him. This week. Ben on the road

786
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:37,319
Speaker 1: is a real thing, but he's home this week. So

787
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:41,560
Speaker 1: ben Juju Antonio Brown Connor is still about two thousand

788
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 1: dollars too cheap, and they're gonna keep ramming the ball

789
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 1: down this kid's throat. They're gonna keep giving him thirty

790
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:48,719
Speaker 1: carries just to say, funk you to let me on Bell.

791
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:51,839
Speaker 1: So expect to continue to see Connor get fed. If

792
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 1: they're inside the three. They're giving a ball to Connor

793
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 1: just to say, funk you to let me on Bell.

794
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 1: So I love the whole Pittsburgh offense this week, and

795
00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:00,320
Speaker 1: I mean the Levi on Bell things, being this Gus

796
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 1: that nauseum. It's crazy to me that he's actually sitting out. Um,

797
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:05,839
Speaker 1: how do you think this is gonna end? And when

798
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 1: is it gonna end? First, I had I had avoided him.

799
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:11,080
Speaker 1: I had the three pick in my draft before he

800
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Speaker 1: announced what was going on, and I didn't go near him. Um.

801
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:17,240
Speaker 1: I think he's going to be out for as long

802
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Speaker 1: as possible. I mean, I think he's definitely out for

803
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Speaker 1: four weeks. I think he's gonna be out for eight

804
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 1: to ten. And the reason why I said and I'm

805
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 1: dying for this to be right, is he's worried about

806
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,799
Speaker 1: his rap career too. I think Les sitting there going,

807
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 1: I don't give a shit about the money I'm gonna

808
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 1: spend these seven weeks. I'm gonna drop a rap album

809
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:37,879
Speaker 1: at some point over the next six weeks and I'm

810
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:39,680
Speaker 1: gonna make five million dollars off that, and you can

811
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Speaker 1: all go fund yourself. So I think Levian Bell is

812
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:45,319
Speaker 1: in full blown preserve your body. I'm gonna get a

813
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 1: max Max Max deal from somebody next year, and I

814
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:52,279
Speaker 1: just don't think he's coming back anytime soon. That's crazy

815
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Speaker 1: that you're bringing up a rap album as as a

816
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 1: possible reason. But I mean, you know he should get

817
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's nuts. I mean, you saw it

818
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:01,880
Speaker 1: in the in the m m A the other day.

819
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:05,080
Speaker 1: If any of you guys watch ufcuh Toront Woodley just

820
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:07,400
Speaker 1: you know, had the belt and just defended the title

821
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 1: in his post game in post fight interview, the first

822
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 1: thing you said is thank god I won because I'm

823
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 1: dropping a track with Whiz Khalifa. You know in a

824
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:16,759
Speaker 1: couple of like these guys are crazy, like you know,

825
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:19,279
Speaker 1: one track could probably make them five million. Yeah, I mean,

826
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:21,399
Speaker 1: if you make a good track, you know you could.

827
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Speaker 1: I'm thinking about getting back dipping my toe back in

828
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:28,880
Speaker 1: the game. Your last name's rap exactly all right? The

829
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 1: Dolphins at the Jets, Uh Donald's homecoming? Uh? Will that last? Uh?

830
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 1: They played the Lions last week looked ridiculously easy. The

831
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:43,319
Speaker 1: Dolphins first game. Uh, I don't know. Are the Jets

832
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:45,920
Speaker 1: for real? Who do we like on Miami? Kenny Still's

833
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 1: bowled out last week against Tennessee? But the Jets d

834
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:52,839
Speaker 1: has weapons? What do you think of this game? And

835
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:55,719
Speaker 1: and right off the top, Donald, what do you think

836
00:51:55,719 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 1: of him? I mean, I'm a Jets fan, so I'm biased.

837
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Speaker 1: I took the Jets on the money line act. They

838
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 1: put my subscribers on the Jets on the money line

839
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:05,400
Speaker 1: plus two fifty Uh in that game? Uh so, But

840
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:07,799
Speaker 1: it wasn't biased. I just think Detroit's at that they're

841
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:10,239
Speaker 1: terrible football team. But the Jets I like them. Man,

842
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:12,080
Speaker 1: they got more weapons than people thinking. I love this

843
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 1: defense and Donald looks amazing. But I personally still will

844
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:18,920
Speaker 1: say it. I would have liked to see McCown get

845
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 1: the first crack. I thought they fucked him over a

846
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:23,319
Speaker 1: little bit. He did a great job last year, you

847
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:25,359
Speaker 1: know when he came in for the Jets and looked good.

848
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 1: Before he got banged up. I would have liked to

849
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:29,440
Speaker 1: see McCown start a couple of games and then McDonald

850
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:31,320
Speaker 1: come in, But he's proved me wrong right now. I

851
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 1: think he's gonna be fantastic going forward. But I'm shocked

852
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:35,640
Speaker 1: he's this good this early. What do you think of

853
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:38,920
Speaker 1: his matchup this week against Miami? It's good. I mean,

854
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:40,719
Speaker 1: you know, it's a homecoming for the Jets. Total in

855
00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:43,000
Speaker 1: this game's like forty three or something, so you know,

856
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 1: it shouldn't really be a shootout or anything. But you know,

857
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:47,919
Speaker 1: I think he's I think he's playable. You know, I'm

858
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:50,200
Speaker 1: not overly excited about it. I'm a little more excited

859
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 1: about guys like a Noon Wah at forty seven hundred,

860
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 1: who's basically like playing tight end and wide receiver for

861
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:58,280
Speaker 1: the Jets. So I like him at forty seven a lot.

862
00:52:58,400 --> 00:52:59,960
Speaker 1: That's one of the things we learned from week one

863
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 1: that you know, Donald loves and Noon. Robby Anderson's my dude,

864
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:05,960
Speaker 1: and thank god he got that deep touchdown last week

865
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:08,120
Speaker 1: because he saved my ass. But I mean, funk man,

866
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:10,319
Speaker 1: they didn't look at him much at all, so that's

867
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 1: a little worrisome. I need to see him connect with

868
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 1: Robby Anderson a little more, look to him, give him

869
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:16,759
Speaker 1: some more deep chances before I dive all in. The

870
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:19,200
Speaker 1: thing I wanted to attack is this Miami Dolphins rundy

871
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 1: because it's atrocious. It's really bad. But you know we

872
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:24,800
Speaker 1: got Powell and crow L. You know they're gonna split

873
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:27,239
Speaker 1: the carries. It's it's another ship show here with the

874
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 1: time share. So I lean Powell. But um, I just

875
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:33,879
Speaker 1: I just hate taking split carry backs in DFS. Yeah,

876
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:36,959
Speaker 1: me too, I I can't. I mean, and there's there's

877
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 1: so few teams that don't do it, but it is.

878
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:42,200
Speaker 1: It makes me. It's so frustrating. That's the beauty of

879
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:44,319
Speaker 1: DFS that there's so few. You're nailed it. There's so

880
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:46,759
Speaker 1: few teams that don't do it. But you could just

881
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:49,800
Speaker 1: focus on those teams that don't. In seasonal, you gotta

882
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:52,240
Speaker 1: get split carry backs on your roster to Tevin Coleman's

883
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:55,040
Speaker 1: and the crow L's, but in DFS you could avoid it.

884
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:58,319
Speaker 1: Just don't fucking go near those guys. So I don't, Um,

885
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 1: who do we like on Miami? If anybody Kenny Stills,

886
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:03,319
Speaker 1: what do you got for? Still? Is my dude? That's

887
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,279
Speaker 1: my boy. Um. I was all in on him last week,

888
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:08,840
Speaker 1: played him oncent of lineups. Um, his price went up

889
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:10,759
Speaker 1: a little bit. But he's really the only big thing

890
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:14,040
Speaker 1: I like in that Miami offense. So I'm really stills

891
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:17,760
Speaker 1: are bust. The Eagles are playing the Bucks. No wins,

892
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 1: no al Sean on the Eagles. The Eagles past, he

893
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 1: looked great. I love aglare Um. What do we like

894
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:29,560
Speaker 1: in this game? Yeah? Man, I mean you can't completely

895
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:31,600
Speaker 1: right off what the Bucks did, but you kind of

896
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:35,120
Speaker 1: have to a little bit right like you got fits.

897
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:38,239
Speaker 1: Magic's done that before. He's done this before. Big Mike

898
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,840
Speaker 1: Evans has had games like this before. We've seen it before.

899
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:43,960
Speaker 1: I still stand on the fact that this offense is

900
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:45,960
Speaker 1: not going to be very good. I was dead wrong.

901
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:49,240
Speaker 1: I had no exposure to anyone in this offense last weekend.

902
00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:52,360
Speaker 1: It hurt me. But uh, I hate the Eagles offense

903
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:54,840
Speaker 1: with No Wentz and al Sean, and I'm not a

904
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:57,880
Speaker 1: big fan of the Bucks offense. But you know, I mean,

905
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:00,880
Speaker 1: as the play right at sixty one hundred, you know,

906
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:02,880
Speaker 1: he's a guy that I definitely want exposure to at

907
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:04,800
Speaker 1: a good game. Last week. It's a great matchup against

908
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 1: the Bucks this week. Uh, Tampa Bay is a tough

909
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:09,399
Speaker 1: matchup with the Eagles. Man, this Eagles defense is still

910
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 1: really good. You know, they rushed the pastor. I think

911
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:14,399
Speaker 1: they can get to Fitzpatrick. Um, you know they cover

912
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:18,920
Speaker 1: fairly well. There's not much I like here. I'm probably

913
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:23,360
Speaker 1: gonna pretty much cross this off outside of Aglar, But

914
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:25,799
Speaker 1: I mean, I I feel like I'm forcing something if

915
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:27,239
Speaker 1: I give you a play here. Now, keep in mind

916
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:30,880
Speaker 1: this is we're recording this on Thursday. Yes, so I

917
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:34,319
Speaker 1: do another thirty five hours of research by Sunday. So

918
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 1: you know where can people find all the research? Guns? Yeah,

919
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:40,040
Speaker 1: if you guys go to guru elite dot com. You

920
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:41,560
Speaker 1: know it from last year. A lot of you guys

921
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:44,239
Speaker 1: came over and loved it. Um, loved having you guys over,

922
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 1: but we just fucking destroyed content over there. We got

923
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:50,200
Speaker 1: a live stream on Thursday nights. We got another live

924
00:55:50,239 --> 00:55:52,359
Speaker 1: stream that I'm gonna do with Jeff Man's on Friday nights.

925
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:54,320
Speaker 1: We have a Sunday morning live stream. We have a

926
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:56,839
Speaker 1: twenty four hour chat room. We have my article which

927
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:59,800
Speaker 1: is like, you know, eight thousand words, plus ten other articles,

928
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:02,759
Speaker 1: so plus all the tools. So keep in mind, this

929
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:06,120
Speaker 1: is a this is a midweek overview, high level overview

930
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:09,320
Speaker 1: of what I'm seeing. This stuff can change by Sunday,

931
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:14,319
Speaker 1: and yeah, don't complain to me, and don't And if

932
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:17,960
Speaker 1: there's whether stuff or somebody gets hurt and you did

933
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,759
Speaker 1: your lineup and you didn't check it Sunday morning, don't

934
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:22,719
Speaker 1: come at me and gunner. I don't want to hear it.

935
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:26,720
Speaker 1: I'll fucking block you. We got it's it's sucking annoying

936
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:29,360
Speaker 1: because the bottom line, I have a fucking sight. We

937
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:32,920
Speaker 1: just did over a million dollars in August, right, our

938
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:37,080
Speaker 1: first million dollar month, and I have thousands and thousands

939
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:40,200
Speaker 1: of subscribers paying hundreds of dollars. So you know, I'm

940
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:43,560
Speaker 1: constantly grinding from the end of this podcast till Sunday morning,

941
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:46,200
Speaker 1: and a lot's gonna change. They will verify to you

942
00:56:46,239 --> 00:56:48,560
Speaker 1: that I never don't play a play that's in my

943
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:51,719
Speaker 1: Sunday morning update and rundown. So if you want it,

944
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:53,640
Speaker 1: it's there. And if you want to be a fantasy

945
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:57,960
Speaker 1: football ask kicker, whether you're playing seasonal or daily. Okay,

946
00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:00,960
Speaker 1: you gotta do a little work, Okay, can't just set

947
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:04,120
Speaker 1: it and forget it on a Friday morning, okay, because

948
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:08,399
Speaker 1: if you're not winning, we're not winning. But but we're

949
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:11,000
Speaker 1: winning over here. I mean it's just a fact. Okay,

950
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,920
Speaker 1: But you gotta put in the work. The Browns and

951
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:16,160
Speaker 1: the Saints, the fucking Browns, They're not gonna go on

952
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:20,160
Speaker 1: sixteen this year. Josh Gordon is back here, that big play,

953
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:24,680
Speaker 1: Tyrod and Carlos Hide look sharp. Breeze continues to do

954
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:28,120
Speaker 1: his thing. Kamara had a ridiculous game last week. He

955
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:31,000
Speaker 1: might be the best all purpose back in the NFL.

956
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:35,440
Speaker 1: Michael Thomas is still amazing, but he's battling illness if

957
00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:38,680
Speaker 1: he's limited. Who do we like? Also? How do we

958
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:42,120
Speaker 1: feel about the Joker? The tight end on the Browns?

959
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:46,360
Speaker 1: Breakdown the Browns at the New Orleans Saints? Is this shootout?

960
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:47,840
Speaker 1: There's a game that I like a lot. I'm gonna

961
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 1: have a ship ton of exposure to this game. Uh.

962
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:52,680
Speaker 1: And Joco is my guy, Dude. I loved this kid

963
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:54,560
Speaker 1: in college. I loved him. I wanted the Jets to

964
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:57,240
Speaker 1: draft him. I was sucking all over him. So I'm

965
00:57:57,280 --> 00:58:00,360
Speaker 1: a huge and Joco fan, huge and Joco fan, and

966
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:02,120
Speaker 1: uh And I don't think last week was that bad.

967
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:04,440
Speaker 1: He got banged up in the middle of the game. Uh,

968
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 1: he didn't have a big fantasy game obviously, I like

969
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:09,360
Speaker 1: three for thirteen or something, But he saw seven targets

970
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:12,280
Speaker 1: and shitty weather with a quarterback in Tyrod Taylor who

971
00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:15,080
Speaker 1: sucks but does target the tight end. We saw it

972
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:16,920
Speaker 1: with Charles Clay. So I still love in Joku. I

973
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:19,280
Speaker 1: think everyone's off them and I like it the Saints

974
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:21,880
Speaker 1: side of the ball. Let me finish off Cleveland. So

975
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:23,440
Speaker 1: on the Cleveland side of the ball, I really like

976
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:25,960
Speaker 1: Gordon this week. He's starting, he's cheap. I like him

977
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,560
Speaker 1: a lot. I think he's gonna be popular. Um, Landry

978
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:32,120
Speaker 1: saw fifteen targets last week. That's that's insane. We knew

979
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 1: he was gonna see a lot of volume, but that

980
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:36,959
Speaker 1: could be an every week thing. This dude, this dude

981
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:39,400
Speaker 1: is just a target machine. And you saw in Hard

982
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 1: Knocks he's not only one of the best players, but

983
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:44,000
Speaker 1: he's actually the leader on that team. So I do

984
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:46,720
Speaker 1: like Landry and Gordon. Like in JOKU, I think the

985
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:48,880
Speaker 1: Browns are gonna put up some points. I really do.

986
00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:51,600
Speaker 1: I think they're gonna keep this game a little closer

987
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:54,280
Speaker 1: than people think We just saw this Saints defense get

988
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:56,920
Speaker 1: lit up by Tampa Bay. So the Browns could do

989
00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:58,520
Speaker 1: it if Tampa Bay could do it, because Tampa Bay's

990
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:00,920
Speaker 1: offense is actually worse than the brown So I think

991
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:02,880
Speaker 1: this game shoots out. I think it stays a little

992
00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:04,600
Speaker 1: closer than we think, and I think there's plays on

993
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:08,040
Speaker 1: both sides. But the New Orleans side is just fucking gold.

994
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:10,400
Speaker 1: I mean, Kamara is a must play every week till

995
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:13,280
Speaker 1: Ingram gets back. You have to play him every single

996
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:15,840
Speaker 1: week on most deer lineups and your main lineup. He

997
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:18,320
Speaker 1: only had eight carries for twenty nine rushing yards last

998
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:22,240
Speaker 1: week and still scored fucking forty six points. Like that's insane.

999
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:24,960
Speaker 1: It's insane. You know they were trailing all games that

1000
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,360
Speaker 1: they threw a little more, But he's game flow agnostic.

1001
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,200
Speaker 1: Michael Thomas, I love. I'm not worried about illnesses, and

1002
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:32,480
Speaker 1: I never worry about illness. I only really worry about,

1003
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:35,120
Speaker 1: you know, injury, So so I'm not worried about him.

1004
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:37,640
Speaker 1: I actually put a prop on him plus fourteen hundred

1005
00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:40,520
Speaker 1: for our gambling subscribers to lead the lead the league

1006
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:43,080
Speaker 1: in receiving, and after one week we're winning. So shut

1007
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:46,360
Speaker 1: the season now, but Drew Brees every week. Saints d

1008
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:49,959
Speaker 1: is interesting rap even though they got fucking smoked last week,

1009
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:54,800
Speaker 1: they got seven Tyrod took seven sacks last week, so

1010
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:59,160
Speaker 1: that's an interesting play for tournaments. Um. Outside of that, again,

1011
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:02,120
Speaker 1: I don't a h trust yet Watson. I do like

1012
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:03,880
Speaker 1: as a cheap tight end if you can get them,

1013
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:05,600
Speaker 1: you know, three k you know, it gets you eight

1014
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:07,560
Speaker 1: to ten points if you're if you're desperate. But there's

1015
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:10,280
Speaker 1: someone I like better. We'll talk about later. Okay. The

1016
01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:16,480
Speaker 1: Colts at the Redskins. Uh, Adrian Peterson is alive and running. Uh.

1017
01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:20,200
Speaker 1: Chris Thompson looked great. I'm really happy that Ap is back.

1018
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:24,280
Speaker 1: Jordan Reed or Crowder? Are they going off? I got

1019
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:27,880
Speaker 1: Moreland Max stashed in the Stern League t Y and

1020
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:31,280
Speaker 1: Ryan Grant bowled out against since last week? What do

1021
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:36,080
Speaker 1: you got from me? The Colts at the Washington Redskins. Yeah,

1022
01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:40,280
Speaker 1: this one's interesting. Um. Ap did it with volume last week.

1023
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:42,120
Speaker 1: That's one thing we got to keep in mind. He

1024
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:44,480
Speaker 1: only he averaged under four yards to carry. You know,

1025
01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:47,120
Speaker 1: he had that huge pass play for fifty two yards

1026
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:50,320
Speaker 1: which boosted his receiving stats. But you know, twenty six

1027
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:52,560
Speaker 1: carries for ninety six yards. You know you're getting twenty

1028
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:54,480
Speaker 1: six carries, you should probably be at around a buck

1029
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:58,640
Speaker 1: twenty in the NFL. So I do love the workload,

1030
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:00,800
Speaker 1: and you know, he's a guy that I want to

1031
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:03,320
Speaker 1: ride early in the season. If I haven't been season long,

1032
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:05,880
Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna trade him by week three or four,

1033
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:08,120
Speaker 1: you know, just just get some good value for him

1034
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:11,720
Speaker 1: before he wears down. But it wasn't that impressive of

1035
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:14,320
Speaker 1: a running game when you watched every play. But he's

1036
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:17,120
Speaker 1: gonna see twenty five touches, then fuck it. I don't

1037
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:18,960
Speaker 1: think he is going to see that many touches this week.

1038
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:20,760
Speaker 1: But I think it's a much better matchup this week,

1039
01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:24,040
Speaker 1: So I still love him. I like him over Chris Thompson.

1040
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:29,200
Speaker 1: Thompson's explosive, but aps four cheaper. And remember last week

1041
01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:31,360
Speaker 1: with Thompson. You know, when you're when you're looking at

1042
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:34,920
Speaker 1: that game, this is a dude who's going to be erratic.

1043
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:37,880
Speaker 1: He's always going to be erratic. There's gonna be weeks

1044
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:40,360
Speaker 1: where he explodes, and there's gonna be weeks where he disappears.

1045
01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:43,280
Speaker 1: You know that game last week was great, but he

1046
01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:46,200
Speaker 1: only had five carries and six catches. He only touched

1047
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:48,440
Speaker 1: the ball eleven times. He did a lot with him,

1048
01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:51,720
Speaker 1: but how often you're gonna score points eleven touches? So

1049
01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:54,720
Speaker 1: a little bit worried about going too crazy on Chris

1050
01:01:54,760 --> 01:01:57,080
Speaker 1: Thompson read, I can never roster because I think he's

1051
01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:59,360
Speaker 1: gonna get hurt every game. Me too. He freaks me

1052
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:02,320
Speaker 1: out with the injuries, and I feel like he's one

1053
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:06,400
Speaker 1: injury away from just saying fuck it, quitting football. Um,

1054
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:08,640
Speaker 1: And and that's his choice. He's been banged up in

1055
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:11,800
Speaker 1: concussions all that, but I literally think that, um, he

1056
01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:16,240
Speaker 1: might suffer like a nagging injury and just say I'm done. Yeah.

1057
01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:17,560
Speaker 1: I mean, what if I would have told you the

1058
01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:19,440
Speaker 1: odds that two of the top ten tight ends go

1059
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:22,840
Speaker 1: down with season ending or potentially season ending injuries, and

1060
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:24,680
Speaker 1: neither of them are Jordan's read like that would have

1061
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 1: been like plus eight thousand for that bad. So he's

1062
01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:30,000
Speaker 1: still alive. He's still there, but I just can't do it.

1063
01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:32,360
Speaker 1: I can't afford losing him in the first quarter. Crowder

1064
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:34,680
Speaker 1: is the guy is playable in all formats. Indie sucks.

1065
01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:38,600
Speaker 1: They're fucking terrible defense. So I do like crowder Um.

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01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:40,840
Speaker 1: The Cults, man, I can't get a fucking read on them,

1067
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:42,840
Speaker 1: because do you like Luck? Are you? Are you brought

1068
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:45,120
Speaker 1: into the new Luck? No? And you know what, I

1069
01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:49,600
Speaker 1: didn't also buy into the cults offensive line. You got

1070
01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:52,760
Speaker 1: a quarterback who just came back from a major, major,

1071
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:55,560
Speaker 1: major injury, missed an entire season, and you're letting him

1072
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:58,600
Speaker 1: get banged around. He was getting banged around in preseason.

1073
01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:01,800
Speaker 1: In the preseason, nice soul Luck gets sacked three times

1074
01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:04,400
Speaker 1: in one half or at least two times, and the

1075
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:07,680
Speaker 1: first week like that doesn't happen to elite quarterbacks. Like

1076
01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:10,920
Speaker 1: you're just not supposed to get your elite quarterback, especially

1077
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:14,760
Speaker 1: week one after like that major injury and surgery and

1078
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:17,280
Speaker 1: all that. He shouldn't be touched like and most he

1079
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:21,920
Speaker 1: should be maybe pushed down. He was knocked around Game one. Yeah,

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01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:24,960
Speaker 1: he got hit nine times. I mean, you know that's

1081
01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:27,120
Speaker 1: that's a lot, you know for And and you might say, well,

1082
01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:29,400
Speaker 1: other quarterbacks will get hit nine or ten times two,

1083
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:32,720
Speaker 1: it's different when you're when you're banged up like Luxpin.

1084
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:35,720
Speaker 1: So I just I worry about him. He doesn't have

1085
01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:38,440
Speaker 1: the full zip on his ball. Um. We noticed it

1086
01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:40,480
Speaker 1: but he actually said it. He came out and said that,

1087
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:42,800
Speaker 1: you know, he's not a pent with his zip on

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01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:46,280
Speaker 1: his ball. So it worries me a little bit for

1089
01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:48,400
Speaker 1: guys like t Y Hilton, who I think is gonna

1090
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:50,600
Speaker 1: see a lot of Josh Norman. So I'm off to

1091
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:52,800
Speaker 1: Uy this week because I think you need the big

1092
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:55,280
Speaker 1: play for t Y and if and if Luck can't

1093
01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:57,720
Speaker 1: slang it, then I'm not gonna be playing t Y

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01:03:57,720 --> 01:04:01,520
Speaker 1: at his price. But Ebron Oil and Grant are the

1095
01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:03,960
Speaker 1: guys you're looking at Doyle over Ebron, for sure. I

1096
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:07,160
Speaker 1: know Ebron caught the touchdown, but Doyle saw more targets

1097
01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:09,240
Speaker 1: and is the more reliable guy in my opinion from

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01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:11,680
Speaker 1: a week to week basis. But Grants the guy that

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01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:13,440
Speaker 1: that would be a cheap guy that you fit in

1100
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:15,360
Speaker 1: your rosters if you only got a little bit of

1101
01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:17,320
Speaker 1: money left over and you need that kind of old

1102
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:20,600
Speaker 1: school Jarvis Landry. Remember Jarvis Landry on the Dolphins. Every

1103
01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:22,800
Speaker 1: game he was like seven for sixty or eight for

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01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:25,560
Speaker 1: fifty eight. Like that's kind of what I think Grant's

1105
01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:28,720
Speaker 1: gonna be. And that's fine, you know, at his price,

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01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:31,560
Speaker 1: that's totally fine. At four thousand three hundred, Go get

1107
01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:35,880
Speaker 1: me thirteen points, twelve points, and and keep me alive. Um,

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01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:38,280
Speaker 1: all right, let's move on to the Chargers at the Bills.

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01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:44,720
Speaker 1: Buffalo was ridiculously useless in week one. Uh Josh Allen

1110
01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:50,440
Speaker 1: was respectable sort of in the second half. Uh Shady McCoy,

1111
01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:53,880
Speaker 1: Uh is there any hope for him this season? The Chargers,

1112
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:57,720
Speaker 1: in my opinion, were were off in Week one, but

1113
01:04:57,880 --> 01:05:01,720
Speaker 1: Gordon and Eckler stood out. What's going on for them

1114
01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:05,760
Speaker 1: in Buffalo? Philip rivers? What do you got for me? Yeah?

1115
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:08,960
Speaker 1: The Chargers got They got Mike Tyson that everyone has

1116
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:10,920
Speaker 1: a plan until they get punched in the face. And

1117
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:14,360
Speaker 1: Tyreek Hill just came out and punched these motherfucker's in

1118
01:05:14,360 --> 01:05:16,640
Speaker 1: the head. So I don't know if I put too

1119
01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:19,360
Speaker 1: much weight into that. I hate the whole Bill's offense

1120
01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:21,400
Speaker 1: top to bottom. Every week. I said it last week,

1121
01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:23,120
Speaker 1: I said I'm saying it every week. I hate their

1122
01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:27,000
Speaker 1: whole fucking offense from top to bottom. Poor Shady McCoy,

1123
01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:30,120
Speaker 1: you know, is sitting there behind this terrible offensive line

1124
01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:33,640
Speaker 1: with a rookie quarterback and just no weapons on the outside.

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01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:37,320
Speaker 1: Just he's he's cheap fifty seven hundreds, So it's like,

1126
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:41,400
Speaker 1: you gotta consider them at that price. But it's just

1127
01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:43,840
Speaker 1: so hard to fucking roster anyone in that Bill's offense.

1128
01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:46,240
Speaker 1: And on on the other side, on the Chargers, fucking

1129
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:49,960
Speaker 1: love everyone. I mean, so fucking Bills dude, they're fucking disaster.

1130
01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:54,840
Speaker 1: So keenan Allen under eight k seems too cheap. Hundred

1131
01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:58,720
Speaker 1: love that. Both the Williams boys are nice guys. You know,

1132
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:01,280
Speaker 1: when you fill out your roster and you got left

1133
01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:03,040
Speaker 1: at receiver and you're like, who then do I play?

1134
01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:07,440
Speaker 1: You can interchange these two, uh, Mike Williams and Terrell Williams.

1135
01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:10,240
Speaker 1: I have no problem with either of these guys at

1136
01:06:10,240 --> 01:06:12,960
Speaker 1: their prices because you're gonna be They're gonna be able

1137
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:15,400
Speaker 1: to do whatever the funk they want. On the offensive

1138
01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:17,640
Speaker 1: side of the ball. The Bills run d did look

1139
01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:20,040
Speaker 1: fine last week. That's one of the things that got

1140
01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:22,160
Speaker 1: lost in the shuffle here that they only allowed about

1141
01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:25,080
Speaker 1: three point four yards per carry. But I do like Gordon,

1142
01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:28,320
Speaker 1: everyone's got a fucking bone or for Eckler, they're losing

1143
01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:30,760
Speaker 1: their fucking mind over this guy. I don't know fucking

1144
01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:34,880
Speaker 1: why everyone's spending fab money on them and I like

1145
01:06:35,040 --> 01:06:39,000
Speaker 1: his skill set. This is Melvin Gordon's team. Eckler is

1146
01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:43,560
Speaker 1: Eckler saw seven percent of the snaps last week, percent

1147
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:46,000
Speaker 1: of the snaps, and they were getting their fucking ass

1148
01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:48,800
Speaker 1: kicked all game. So he's the pass catching back who's

1149
01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:52,400
Speaker 1: gonna be in there. If they're killing the Bills, then

1150
01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:56,200
Speaker 1: you should see that drop to like fifteen percent of

1151
01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:58,959
Speaker 1: the snaps. There's no way I'm rostering your guy who's

1152
01:06:58,960 --> 01:07:01,280
Speaker 1: gonna see fifteen percent of the snaps on offense. So

1153
01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:04,320
Speaker 1: I do not see what everyone else is talking about

1154
01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:06,360
Speaker 1: spending all that money to pick up Eckla right now.

1155
01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:09,400
Speaker 1: But Melvin Gordon, obviously in a blowout, should should just

1156
01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:13,479
Speaker 1: trounce these guys in seasonal Um, what is your take

1157
01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:17,120
Speaker 1: on the Chargers defense? I mean, you love it, you know,

1158
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:19,240
Speaker 1: like I like it throughout I love it this week.

1159
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:22,120
Speaker 1: I should say throughout the year it's good, you know,

1160
01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:24,080
Speaker 1: but for this week for sure, you know it's one

1161
01:07:24,120 --> 01:07:26,040
Speaker 1: of the best, one of the best things that you're

1162
01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:28,400
Speaker 1: gonna find. It's my favorite defense on the board this week.

1163
01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:30,920
Speaker 1: Um so, so I love it this week, like it

1164
01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:33,920
Speaker 1: for the season, all right, the Vikings versus the Packers,

1165
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:36,880
Speaker 1: I'm imagining this is going to be a shootout. It's

1166
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:40,840
Speaker 1: a big game all over the place, um um from

1167
01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:43,960
Speaker 1: everything that we're hearing right now. Again, Uh, you gotta

1168
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:47,880
Speaker 1: do some uh some some checking. Uh. Aaron Rodgers is

1169
01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:50,400
Speaker 1: playing as of right now. If he doesn't, are there

1170
01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:53,640
Speaker 1: any other players worth putting on the squad? From the Packers?

1171
01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:56,880
Speaker 1: Dalvin Cook on Minnesota had a big game, caught a

1172
01:07:56,880 --> 01:07:59,960
Speaker 1: lot of passes, digs and feeling are the real deal?

1173
01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:02,920
Speaker 1: And what do you think about cousins Minnesota defense? What

1174
01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:06,840
Speaker 1: do you got from me Minnesota at the Green Bay Packers?

1175
01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:09,760
Speaker 1: So this game is reliant on a lot of things,

1176
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:11,960
Speaker 1: right and and like we said, we're recording this thing

1177
01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:14,919
Speaker 1: on Thursday, you know late, you know, late afternoon night,

1178
01:08:15,320 --> 01:08:18,600
Speaker 1: so you know, when I'm doing my research, this is

1179
01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:20,960
Speaker 1: one of those games I put to the back, you know,

1180
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:23,519
Speaker 1: I move it to the back because we have Aaron Rodgers,

1181
01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:26,760
Speaker 1: which is going to affect the whole fucking game. Just

1182
01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:28,000
Speaker 1: to show you how up in air it is. They

1183
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:29,599
Speaker 1: don't even have a Vegas line on this game. They

1184
01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:31,600
Speaker 1: pulled it off the board. So for me to go

1185
01:08:31,760 --> 01:08:34,519
Speaker 1: spend a bunch of time doing research on a game

1186
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:39,360
Speaker 1: that I'm gonna have to re research on Saturday is inefficient, right,

1187
01:08:39,439 --> 01:08:42,479
Speaker 1: So I could tell you this off the top, if

1188
01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:46,280
Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers plays and Davante Adams plays, this game could

1189
01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:48,480
Speaker 1: shoot out a little more than people think that Minnesota

1190
01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:52,360
Speaker 1: defense is filthy at home. They're on the road. You know,

1191
01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:55,479
Speaker 1: they're really really really good at home, and they're just

1192
01:08:55,680 --> 01:08:58,000
Speaker 1: very good on the road. So I think, I think

1193
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,719
Speaker 1: you have opportunities to pick off guys like Adams and Cobb.

1194
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:03,360
Speaker 1: I'd probably want to go for the cheaper Green Bay options,

1195
01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:07,200
Speaker 1: like a Randall Cobb at forty. He's completely miss priced

1196
01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:11,160
Speaker 1: because the game took place after Sunday night games. We

1197
01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:14,479
Speaker 1: talked about this last year DraftKings already has their pricing

1198
01:09:14,560 --> 01:09:17,320
Speaker 1: set for a week two before the Sunday night games over,

1199
01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:20,200
Speaker 1: so they didn't see Randall Cobb go nine for one

1200
01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:22,920
Speaker 1: forty two, So he's miss priced along with a lot

1201
01:09:22,920 --> 01:09:25,720
Speaker 1: of the Monday guys. So he's still forty, So he's

1202
01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:28,759
Speaker 1: probably the best value on the board, regardless of who's

1203
01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:31,760
Speaker 1: playing and who's not. Um the Minnesota side is what

1204
01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:35,120
Speaker 1: I love. I love feeling and Diggs man Cousins fealing Diggs.

1205
01:09:35,320 --> 01:09:37,400
Speaker 1: It's a good spot for all three of those guys.

1206
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:40,040
Speaker 1: Don't know if they'll make my main roster as of yet,

1207
01:09:40,360 --> 01:09:43,759
Speaker 1: but definitely interested. And the big thing with Dalvin Cook

1208
01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:47,519
Speaker 1: that I liked was he looked great, He looked sharp,

1209
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:50,240
Speaker 1: he looked healthy. Didn't he looked great out of the backfield,

1210
01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:52,559
Speaker 1: but he didn't look great running the ball, you know,

1211
01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:55,400
Speaker 1: running the ball, he looked something something was off. I

1212
01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:58,440
Speaker 1: mean it was the Niners sixteen carries for forty yards

1213
01:09:58,560 --> 01:10:01,320
Speaker 1: two and a half yards per carry, but catching the

1214
01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:04,479
Speaker 1: ball six for fifty five, you look fantastic. So still

1215
01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:06,720
Speaker 1: high on still high on them. But I didn't like

1216
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:10,400
Speaker 1: the eleven carriers from Lat Murray. So right now, as

1217
01:10:10,439 --> 01:10:12,960
Speaker 1: this could change next week, for right now, I'm kind

1218
01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:15,880
Speaker 1: of avoiding the running game on both these teams and

1219
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,720
Speaker 1: just gonna be picking off some wide receivers um and

1220
01:10:18,760 --> 01:10:20,519
Speaker 1: the tight end position, I don't have that much interest

1221
01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:23,839
Speaker 1: in all right. The Cardinals at the Rams, the Rams,

1222
01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:27,680
Speaker 1: you know, they showed improved. They were a lot of

1223
01:10:27,760 --> 01:10:31,599
Speaker 1: hype and they got it coming from every single angle.

1224
01:10:32,280 --> 01:10:36,600
Speaker 1: Jared Goff is a comfortable efficient uh Dick Sling and

1225
01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:42,240
Speaker 1: quarterback Girly. They got a lot of receivers the Cardinals DJ,

1226
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:46,640
Speaker 1: he's banged up? Is there anything to like on the Cardinals?

1227
01:10:46,680 --> 01:10:49,200
Speaker 1: And what do we like on the Rams this week?

1228
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:54,160
Speaker 1: It's it's this fucking DJ man, this fucking guy um.

1229
01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:56,880
Speaker 1: This injury is fucking pissing me off, because when you're

1230
01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:59,640
Speaker 1: talking about a back that flares up so quickly, you know,

1231
01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:02,479
Speaker 1: like even if he's fine and he's cleared and everything's good,

1232
01:11:03,280 --> 01:11:06,160
Speaker 1: it's just it's he's a fucking enigma right now. It's

1233
01:11:06,760 --> 01:11:09,000
Speaker 1: I it's one of those situations where even if they

1234
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:11,240
Speaker 1: say he's fine, like I want to play him this week,

1235
01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:13,640
Speaker 1: because no one's gonna play him. He just shipped the

1236
01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:16,200
Speaker 1: bed last week. You know, outside of that fluke touchdown

1237
01:11:16,240 --> 01:11:18,320
Speaker 1: at the end that he got in meaningless time, you know,

1238
01:11:18,320 --> 01:11:21,000
Speaker 1: he didn't do anything. He pissed everyone off, so everyone

1239
01:11:21,040 --> 01:11:23,599
Speaker 1: sees the Rams in l A. No one's going near him.

1240
01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:25,920
Speaker 1: I don't think people were realizing that the Rams gave

1241
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:28,480
Speaker 1: up nine catches to Jalen Richard out of the backfield

1242
01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:32,360
Speaker 1: and they're fucking linebackers can't cover anybody. So I was

1243
01:11:32,479 --> 01:11:34,960
Speaker 1: dying to play a healthy DJ against the Rams coming

1244
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:38,160
Speaker 1: off a bad week. But this fucking back is pissing

1245
01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:40,680
Speaker 1: me off. So I gotta wait and see. I mean,

1246
01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:42,120
Speaker 1: you gotta wait and see a little bit on him.

1247
01:11:42,120 --> 01:11:43,759
Speaker 1: But if you, if they do say he's a hundred

1248
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:46,080
Speaker 1: percent healthy, that's a guy who I wouldn't mind taking

1249
01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:49,439
Speaker 1: a chance on in g PPS, more more longshot tournament

1250
01:11:49,439 --> 01:11:52,320
Speaker 1: type stuff than cash games. I like Seals Jones the

1251
01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:54,800
Speaker 1: tight end for Arizona to just we saw what cook

1252
01:11:54,840 --> 01:11:57,479
Speaker 1: did to him last week, and Seals Seals is kind

1253
01:11:57,479 --> 01:12:00,320
Speaker 1: of the same type of guy. So I like him.

1254
01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:02,679
Speaker 1: And what do we break down on the rams. There's

1255
01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:05,000
Speaker 1: so many choices on the rail, it's almost hard. It's

1256
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:07,960
Speaker 1: hard to pick so much. Man, you've got Girly, who's

1257
01:12:08,040 --> 01:12:11,160
Speaker 1: fucking Girly wasting breath on him? Is crazy. He's he's

1258
01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:14,559
Speaker 1: the best. Cooks is my dude, Like Cooks is the

1259
01:12:14,560 --> 01:12:16,439
Speaker 1: guy I came into the season drafting on all my

1260
01:12:16,479 --> 01:12:19,200
Speaker 1: teams played him in Week one on the short slate

1261
01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:21,880
Speaker 1: on Monday night. I was telling everyone McVeigh is going

1262
01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:25,719
Speaker 1: to utilize this guy perfectly. And this dude got so

1263
01:12:25,840 --> 01:12:28,600
Speaker 1: fucked in that game the other night. I mean it

1264
01:12:28,720 --> 01:12:31,320
Speaker 1: was insane. He finished with five eight seven, right, and

1265
01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:33,679
Speaker 1: I think he had about a hundred fifteen yards worth

1266
01:12:33,680 --> 01:12:37,120
Speaker 1: of past interference penalties. Like every time he was open

1267
01:12:37,240 --> 01:12:39,599
Speaker 1: forty yards down the field, they just tackled him. So

1268
01:12:40,120 --> 01:12:43,080
Speaker 1: he could have had like a buck seventy, but because

1269
01:12:43,120 --> 01:12:45,120
Speaker 1: he didn't, I think he'll still go on their own.

1270
01:12:45,160 --> 01:12:48,639
Speaker 1: And Cooks is my favorite receiver on the team. Woods

1271
01:12:48,720 --> 01:12:52,000
Speaker 1: is my least favorite receiver of the three, and Cup

1272
01:12:52,080 --> 01:12:54,479
Speaker 1: is just that five for fifty and a touchdown guy.

1273
01:12:54,479 --> 01:12:56,599
Speaker 1: He's gonna do that every fucking week. He's steady, he's

1274
01:12:56,640 --> 01:12:59,080
Speaker 1: cash game like. But for me, it's Cooks man. You know,

1275
01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:01,040
Speaker 1: I've had a Cooks bone ner since last year. Though,

1276
01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:03,679
Speaker 1: so Coixes the sneaks, Cooks the sneaky one. I agree,

1277
01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:05,439
Speaker 1: And I think that's really smart what you just said

1278
01:13:05,439 --> 01:13:09,960
Speaker 1: about coals that were called against him, um and and

1279
01:13:10,080 --> 01:13:12,960
Speaker 1: uh affected his points. But I think the reason why

1280
01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:15,720
Speaker 1: people are grabbing him is because they can't stop him, right,

1281
01:13:15,760 --> 01:13:18,400
Speaker 1: and that's what he's fucking lightning dude. And this is normal.

1282
01:13:18,439 --> 01:13:20,439
Speaker 1: I mean, this happens to Cooks all the time. You know,

1283
01:13:20,560 --> 01:13:22,599
Speaker 1: he gets behind people and they tackle him because he's

1284
01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:24,679
Speaker 1: because he's going to run away for an ad R touchdown.

1285
01:13:24,720 --> 01:13:26,280
Speaker 1: But these are the things you don't see in the

1286
01:13:26,320 --> 01:13:28,000
Speaker 1: box score. That is why you have to watch the

1287
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:31,160
Speaker 1: fucking games and not just read ESPN dot com the

1288
01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:34,240
Speaker 1: next fucking morning and say, like everyone's like, Derrick Henry sucked,

1289
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:37,200
Speaker 1: you know against Miami. You know, did you see the

1290
01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:39,160
Speaker 1: sixty two yard touchdown that got called back on a

1291
01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:42,120
Speaker 1: phantom holding call? Because I guarantee you if that went down,

1292
01:13:42,160 --> 01:13:43,840
Speaker 1: like you'd be sitting there going Derrick Henry and Den

1293
01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:46,000
Speaker 1: Lewis are fucking thunder and lightning, you know, like you

1294
01:13:46,240 --> 01:13:48,719
Speaker 1: gotta watch this ship and see what's going on. Um,

1295
01:13:48,920 --> 01:13:52,559
Speaker 1: the Niners are playing the Lions. The Lions are visiting

1296
01:13:52,560 --> 01:13:57,360
Speaker 1: San Francisco. The Lions were they were atrocious last week.

1297
01:13:57,560 --> 01:14:02,400
Speaker 1: Jimmy g was disappointing in a week one. Um, can

1298
01:14:02,439 --> 01:14:04,360
Speaker 1: we look for the Niners to put up big numbers?

1299
01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:07,639
Speaker 1: Pierre Garson, I know he's your guy. Will he get

1300
01:14:07,640 --> 01:14:10,519
Speaker 1: a bunch of targets if Goodwin is out? We don't

1301
01:14:10,520 --> 01:14:13,920
Speaker 1: know if he's out yet. Georgie Kittles looks good. Is

1302
01:14:13,960 --> 01:14:18,320
Speaker 1: there anything from the Lions? Golden Tate? Maddie Stafford? Is

1303
01:14:18,360 --> 01:14:20,840
Speaker 1: he gonna turn this around? What do you got here?

1304
01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:26,599
Speaker 1: This is um? This is again Garson. Terrible matchup last week,

1305
01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:30,000
Speaker 1: um in that game, and terrible matchup this week. He's

1306
01:14:30,040 --> 01:14:33,519
Speaker 1: probably going to see a lot of Darius Slay, which

1307
01:14:33,560 --> 01:14:36,120
Speaker 1: is not good for him. So you know, last week

1308
01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:37,720
Speaker 1: he had a tough matchup. This week he has a

1309
01:14:37,760 --> 01:14:41,439
Speaker 1: tough matchup. So if Goodwin's out, which I'm praying he is,

1310
01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:45,760
Speaker 1: I like Pettis a lot. Mad lab my my, m M.

1311
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:47,880
Speaker 1: A dude and best friend all over this kid, so

1312
01:14:47,920 --> 01:14:50,760
Speaker 1: I like him a lot. George Kittle's fucking monster like

1313
01:14:50,840 --> 01:14:54,920
Speaker 1: a fucking monster podcast Friend of the Yeah, that's right,

1314
01:14:54,960 --> 01:14:58,880
Speaker 1: I forgot about that, dude. He's a fucking monster. Dude,

1315
01:14:58,960 --> 01:15:01,679
Speaker 1: nine targets. It's I felt like they threw him nineteen

1316
01:15:01,760 --> 01:15:04,320
Speaker 1: times because it seemed like every play was going to him.

1317
01:15:04,360 --> 01:15:06,519
Speaker 1: But he's gonna be chalked this week too. He's gonna

1318
01:15:06,520 --> 01:15:10,240
Speaker 1: be popular. Detroit's a fucking bag of shit defensively, and

1319
01:15:10,280 --> 01:15:13,400
Speaker 1: that was before they can't. Mike Clay, who works with

1320
01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:16,400
Speaker 1: ESPN now good friend of mine. He actually posted something

1321
01:15:16,400 --> 01:15:19,720
Speaker 1: before the season with his weighted defensive rankings about how

1322
01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:23,000
Speaker 1: Detroit was the worst defense in football, and they proved

1323
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:25,280
Speaker 1: it Week one. So this isn't a shock to anyone

1324
01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:27,720
Speaker 1: who's been looking at the numbers. So I think the

1325
01:15:27,720 --> 01:15:30,799
Speaker 1: whole San fran offenses and play Garoppolo. You gotta remember,

1326
01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:33,360
Speaker 1: had a couple of drops that killed him. Pierre Garson

1327
01:15:33,479 --> 01:15:35,599
Speaker 1: dropped one in the end zone, which is rare. But

1328
01:15:36,080 --> 01:15:37,920
Speaker 1: he'll be fine. He'll bounce back this week and just

1329
01:15:37,960 --> 01:15:39,640
Speaker 1: thump him. I think he's gonna be one of my

1330
01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:44,080
Speaker 1: favorite quarterbacks on the board at six thousand um. But Garoppolo, Kittle,

1331
01:15:44,240 --> 01:15:46,120
Speaker 1: that's really it on the Detroit side of the ball,

1332
01:15:46,240 --> 01:15:49,240
Speaker 1: San France side of the ball. On the Detroit side, Yeah,

1333
01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:51,880
Speaker 1: I mean it's I hate the fucking whole running back situation.

1334
01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:53,920
Speaker 1: I play Riddick all the time. Is the only guy

1335
01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:56,120
Speaker 1: that I fucking touch out there, and every year it's

1336
01:15:56,120 --> 01:15:58,479
Speaker 1: the same fucking story. We come into this season. I

1337
01:15:58,560 --> 01:16:01,120
Speaker 1: get an arguments on Twitter, this running back is gonna

1338
01:16:01,120 --> 01:16:02,800
Speaker 1: be the day, it's mirob Duel is going to be

1339
01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:05,840
Speaker 1: the difference maker, and now it's fucking Johnson's gonna be

1340
01:16:05,840 --> 01:16:08,559
Speaker 1: the difference But no, they fucking all suck. Just don't

1341
01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:11,960
Speaker 1: play Detroit running backs. Just throw Riddick in there every

1342
01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:13,320
Speaker 1: once in a while at least, you know, you're gonna

1343
01:16:13,320 --> 01:16:15,479
Speaker 1: get five catches, and there's gonna be those few games

1344
01:16:15,479 --> 01:16:17,920
Speaker 1: where he gets eight nine carries. I think this is

1345
01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:21,280
Speaker 1: a spot for Riddick today. I really like today this Sunday.

1346
01:16:21,520 --> 01:16:24,439
Speaker 1: UM really like him. I think he's a very good

1347
01:16:24,479 --> 01:16:27,760
Speaker 1: play if Blunt is out, especially. This is more of

1348
01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:29,920
Speaker 1: a gut feel. I gotta look into the numbers here,

1349
01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:33,639
Speaker 1: but I really like him. Um. And then Golladay. Golladay

1350
01:16:33,680 --> 01:16:35,600
Speaker 1: is still too cheap. You know. I don't funk with

1351
01:16:35,680 --> 01:16:38,559
Speaker 1: Jones just because he sucked me too many times. But

1352
01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:41,639
Speaker 1: I fuxed with Holiday Colliday. Holliday is a stud man.

1353
01:16:41,680 --> 01:16:45,320
Speaker 1: That dude's good and he's cheap. Dude, he's fucking so

1354
01:16:46,240 --> 01:16:48,840
Speaker 1: better for Detroit. They I mean you can talk about

1355
01:16:48,920 --> 01:16:51,200
Speaker 1: firing this guy. I mean you can't. You just got

1356
01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:54,719
Speaker 1: skull fucked on your home turf by a rookie quarterback

1357
01:16:54,840 --> 01:16:57,400
Speaker 1: making his first NFL start for one of the worst teams.

1358
01:16:57,920 --> 01:17:01,000
Speaker 1: Fucking you're the whole time. Are gonna be lit on

1359
01:17:01,080 --> 01:17:03,920
Speaker 1: fire this week. Stafford is a is a warrior. I

1360
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:06,479
Speaker 1: like him. He has that Stafford game. Everyone WI They're

1361
01:17:06,479 --> 01:17:08,680
Speaker 1: gonna come out a lot stronger than they did last week.

1362
01:17:08,720 --> 01:17:11,160
Speaker 1: I think this game shoots out. Tait's my favorite option

1363
01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:14,120
Speaker 1: at sixty five goladays the punt at forty eight and

1364
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:16,320
Speaker 1: Marvin Jones just falls off my radar all the time.

1365
01:17:16,400 --> 01:17:20,200
Speaker 1: So George Kittle, Golladay, Tate, a little bit of Riddick

1366
01:17:20,439 --> 01:17:23,320
Speaker 1: and then Garoppolo. All right, the Panthers at the Falcons

1367
01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:26,200
Speaker 1: Division clash, This could be a shootout. Who are you

1368
01:17:26,320 --> 01:17:32,280
Speaker 1: high on Julio McCaffrey, Cam Davante maybe limited? Tevin Coleman?

1369
01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:35,360
Speaker 1: Is he a good play? The Carolina d is big

1370
01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:37,960
Speaker 1: and mean, what do you got for me? Another one

1371
01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:39,920
Speaker 1: of those games that goes a little bit towards the back.

1372
01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:42,360
Speaker 1: I researched it a good deal, but you know, I

1373
01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:44,080
Speaker 1: want to see what's going on with Freeman for that

1374
01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:47,240
Speaker 1: situation with Tevin Coleman, so didn't dive as hard as

1375
01:17:47,280 --> 01:17:49,080
Speaker 1: I normally would into that, But I mean it's it's

1376
01:17:49,080 --> 01:17:51,559
Speaker 1: pretty cut and dry with that. If Freeman plays, you know,

1377
01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:54,599
Speaker 1: you're probably not crazy interested in either back. Uh. If

1378
01:17:54,640 --> 01:17:57,800
Speaker 1: Freeman sits, then you're definitely very interested in Kevin Coleman.

1379
01:17:58,720 --> 01:18:01,200
Speaker 1: You know, whenever he's gonna get full workhorse load, he

1380
01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:03,720
Speaker 1: catches passes, he's a goal lineback. He's gonna be a

1381
01:18:03,720 --> 01:18:06,639
Speaker 1: three down back, so you have to like that situation

1382
01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:10,040
Speaker 1: if Freeman's out. If you own both in Fantasy seasonal,

1383
01:18:10,080 --> 01:18:12,360
Speaker 1: you're probably hoping Freeman mrs like, that's why you own

1384
01:18:12,360 --> 01:18:14,880
Speaker 1: a both to get one of them down. Julio Jones

1385
01:18:15,160 --> 01:18:17,800
Speaker 1: fucking not in all of my computer talking about this

1386
01:18:17,840 --> 01:18:20,200
Speaker 1: every year. I love Julio Jones in this matchup, so

1387
01:18:20,520 --> 01:18:23,920
Speaker 1: absolutely love him in this spot. And McCaffrey, like you said,

1388
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:29,600
Speaker 1: those are obvious. McCaffrey and Julio are fantastic fucking plays.

1389
01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:33,599
Speaker 1: Olson's out. I hate Cam to begin with, and now

1390
01:18:33,600 --> 01:18:37,400
Speaker 1: he just lost his blankie. Funches benefited last year. I

1391
01:18:37,400 --> 01:18:39,080
Speaker 1: think you saw like two or three more targets a

1392
01:18:39,080 --> 01:18:42,960
Speaker 1: game when Olsen was out, So I mean, I get

1393
01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:48,559
Speaker 1: the funches play at. I just here, this is weird, wraps.

1394
01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:51,160
Speaker 1: Here's the numbers with Cam last year versus Atlanta. Okay,

1395
01:18:51,520 --> 01:18:53,240
Speaker 1: and this is why I don't know what I'm gonna

1396
01:18:53,240 --> 01:18:55,720
Speaker 1: do here. Last year, in the two games that he

1397
01:18:55,760 --> 01:18:59,719
Speaker 1: played Atlanta, he threw for like one forty and one eighty, okay,

1398
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:02,040
Speaker 1: which immediately would make you cross him off the list.

1399
01:19:02,600 --> 01:19:04,960
Speaker 1: But in those two games, he had twenty carries for

1400
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:09,440
Speaker 1: a hundred forty yards. So like he ran like crazy

1401
01:19:09,520 --> 01:19:12,840
Speaker 1: against this Atlanta defense both times last year. So you're

1402
01:19:12,920 --> 01:19:15,639
Speaker 1: kind of sitting here, like, all right, he's gonna throw

1403
01:19:15,720 --> 01:19:17,759
Speaker 1: for a buck fifty, but if he gets me fifty

1404
01:19:17,800 --> 01:19:20,720
Speaker 1: sixty seventy rushing yards, that's kind of like throwing for

1405
01:19:20,800 --> 01:19:25,240
Speaker 1: three hundred. So I don't hate him. I probably just won't.

1406
01:19:25,240 --> 01:19:26,960
Speaker 1: We won't be on my main two or three lineups, though,

1407
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:28,360
Speaker 1: but he'll get I'll get to him on like a

1408
01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:31,960
Speaker 1: fourth or fifth lineup. Okay, okay um? Is there anything

1409
01:19:31,960 --> 01:19:36,160
Speaker 1: else in here? The Carolina defense? Nothing? I think Atlanta

1410
01:19:36,200 --> 01:19:38,840
Speaker 1: d maybe a little bit. I get a little Atlanta love,

1411
01:19:38,960 --> 01:19:42,439
Speaker 1: but that's about it, all right. The Texans at the Titans. Uh,

1412
01:19:42,479 --> 01:19:48,679
Speaker 1: DeShawn Watson looked not good last week. He didn't look mobile,

1413
01:19:48,800 --> 01:19:52,559
Speaker 1: he didn't look accurate. Uh. Not having will Fuller didn't

1414
01:19:52,560 --> 01:19:57,120
Speaker 1: help anything. Hopkins and Lamar Miller are in top fom.

1415
01:19:57,280 --> 01:20:00,040
Speaker 1: Is there anyone else you like? In Houston? D and

1416
01:20:00,120 --> 01:20:02,800
Speaker 1: Lewis had a big game, but Corey Davis and Derrick

1417
01:20:02,880 --> 01:20:07,360
Speaker 1: Henry didn't. Delaney's gone for the season. It looks like

1418
01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:10,280
Speaker 1: which is upsetting he you know, he was. He was

1419
01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:13,439
Speaker 1: very high on tight end uh a list uh in

1420
01:20:13,479 --> 01:20:17,680
Speaker 1: the preseason. Who steps up but first and foremost DeShawn Watson.

1421
01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:20,000
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, they picked things up, they picked

1422
01:20:20,040 --> 01:20:22,680
Speaker 1: up the pace first New England later on, but he

1423
01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:25,000
Speaker 1: never really picked up the pace. What is your take

1424
01:20:25,080 --> 01:20:28,400
Speaker 1: on him right now, Deshaun Watson was the same take

1425
01:20:28,479 --> 01:20:31,639
Speaker 1: as it was in the preseason. Deshaun Watson is nowhere

1426
01:20:31,680 --> 01:20:34,240
Speaker 1: near as fucking good as everyone thinks, not even in

1427
01:20:34,280 --> 01:20:38,240
Speaker 1: the same realm of good as everyone thinks. He's good.

1428
01:20:38,680 --> 01:20:42,000
Speaker 1: He's talented, he's going to be a big play guy.

1429
01:20:42,040 --> 01:20:45,880
Speaker 1: But he was so touchdown reliant last year it was

1430
01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:48,920
Speaker 1: insane when you look at these fantasy numbers Deshaun Watson

1431
01:20:48,960 --> 01:20:54,200
Speaker 1: was putting up last year. It's completely irrationally unsustainable. Like,

1432
01:20:54,280 --> 01:20:55,840
Speaker 1: first of all, we only have like a six game

1433
01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:58,960
Speaker 1: sample size of the kid, but I mean in his

1434
01:21:00,080 --> 01:21:03,880
Speaker 1: four touchdowns, three touchdowns, five touchdowns, four touchdowns, but he

1435
01:21:04,080 --> 01:21:07,320
Speaker 1: literally through for sixteen touchdowns in a four game span,

1436
01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:10,760
Speaker 1: and it was against Cleveland and Tennessee. You know, he's

1437
01:21:10,800 --> 01:21:14,240
Speaker 1: really good, He's gonna be really good, but he's gonna

1438
01:21:14,280 --> 01:21:18,040
Speaker 1: be like to eight and two good. He's not gonna

1439
01:21:18,080 --> 01:21:21,240
Speaker 1: be three twenty and three good like everyone thinks he is.

1440
01:21:21,640 --> 01:21:24,240
Speaker 1: But I like them. It's just calm the funk down everyone.

1441
01:21:24,560 --> 01:21:26,479
Speaker 1: So we saw a week one, We're gonna continue to

1442
01:21:26,479 --> 01:21:29,080
Speaker 1: see it. Coming off the injury. He needs Fuller. Fuller's

1443
01:21:29,120 --> 01:21:32,240
Speaker 1: his field stretcher, Fuller's his baby. He loves Hopkins, but

1444
01:21:32,439 --> 01:21:35,519
Speaker 1: Fuller thrived with with Watson because Fuller is the deep

1445
01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:38,760
Speaker 1: ball guy. So this is the number one game I

1446
01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:40,800
Speaker 1: put on the back burner. This is the number one game.

1447
01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:43,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell everyone listening to this wait till Saturday

1448
01:21:43,520 --> 01:21:47,160
Speaker 1: to dig deep into it. You have Corey Davis, DeAndre Hopkins,

1449
01:21:47,360 --> 01:21:50,679
Speaker 1: and Fuller are all questionable. We have no idea what's

1450
01:21:50,720 --> 01:21:52,640
Speaker 1: going on with any of those guys. If one of

1451
01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:54,120
Speaker 1: them are out or two of them are out, it's

1452
01:21:54,120 --> 01:21:57,720
Speaker 1: fucking changes everything. So I want I want everyone in.

1453
01:21:57,920 --> 01:22:00,599
Speaker 1: If everyone's in, I like everyone. I like all three

1454
01:22:00,640 --> 01:22:02,880
Speaker 1: of those guys, like literally love all three of those guys,

1455
01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:05,600
Speaker 1: and I even like Watson. If you take Hopkins or

1456
01:22:05,640 --> 01:22:08,360
Speaker 1: Fuller out, I don't like anything on Houston. And if

1457
01:22:08,360 --> 01:22:11,080
Speaker 1: you take Corey Davis out, I don't like anything on Tennessee.

1458
01:22:11,520 --> 01:22:15,240
Speaker 1: So you know, Dion and Henry, like flip a fucking coin, Like,

1459
01:22:15,280 --> 01:22:19,080
Speaker 1: I just don't like anything in this game. If we're

1460
01:22:19,120 --> 01:22:21,640
Speaker 1: missing a couple of guys, and I like everything in

1461
01:22:21,640 --> 01:22:23,680
Speaker 1: this game. If they're all playing, all right, So we

1462
01:22:23,720 --> 01:22:26,680
Speaker 1: gotta we gotta check that Saturday. Check it Sunday. Keep

1463
01:22:26,760 --> 01:22:29,080
Speaker 1: checking and I'll have it updated. I'll have it fully updated.

1464
01:22:29,080 --> 01:22:32,400
Speaker 1: In the article The Raiders at the Broncos, we saw

1465
01:22:32,479 --> 01:22:37,560
Speaker 1: flashes of Gruden's great offense, but Amari and Jordi was

1466
01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:41,080
Speaker 1: shut down. They brought back Mark Tavis Bryant, which was weird.

1467
01:22:41,160 --> 01:22:43,680
Speaker 1: Beast Mode had that big run but got pushed in

1468
01:22:43,720 --> 01:22:46,840
Speaker 1: the end zone. I'm off of beast Mode, Jared Cook

1469
01:22:47,200 --> 01:22:52,120
Speaker 1: bawled out. The Broncos offense is high powered, Keenum, Thomas,

1470
01:22:52,439 --> 01:22:56,040
Speaker 1: Sanders and Sutton. Their defense look good. What do you

1471
01:22:56,040 --> 01:22:59,000
Speaker 1: got from me? The uh Oakland Raiders starting to be

1472
01:22:59,120 --> 01:23:01,840
Speaker 1: soon to be the Lost Vegas Raiders, which is gonna

1473
01:23:01,880 --> 01:23:05,440
Speaker 1: take years to get you. Sue are at the Denver Broncos.

1474
01:23:05,960 --> 01:23:09,240
Speaker 1: You fucking billion dollar franchise, football franchise playing on a

1475
01:23:09,280 --> 01:23:11,519
Speaker 1: baseball field. So that's the best thing that's gonna happen there.

1476
01:23:11,920 --> 01:23:14,479
Speaker 1: But um, Jared Cook, you know I love Jared Cook.

1477
01:23:14,479 --> 01:23:16,839
Speaker 1: I love how they're using him. Gruden loves him. Gruden

1478
01:23:16,840 --> 01:23:20,439
Speaker 1: called out car MARII Cooper doesn't exist. Um, beast mode

1479
01:23:20,439 --> 01:23:22,559
Speaker 1: obviously also so I mean, I don't love the matchup

1480
01:23:22,600 --> 01:23:24,960
Speaker 1: first Denver at Denver for beast Mode, but he's fine.

1481
01:23:25,160 --> 01:23:27,960
Speaker 1: Jared Cook's really the only play on the Raiders on

1482
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:31,000
Speaker 1: the Denver side of the ball. Eileen Freeman over Lindsay,

1483
01:23:31,040 --> 01:23:33,960
Speaker 1: but like Lindsay more than Freeman, if that makes sense

1484
01:23:34,040 --> 01:23:38,280
Speaker 1: long term. I think Lindsay looked better and flashed way more.

1485
01:23:38,840 --> 01:23:41,400
Speaker 1: But Freeman is gonna get the first look um this game,

1486
01:23:41,439 --> 01:23:43,160
Speaker 1: so he's the guy to go with. And then Keenan

1487
01:23:43,160 --> 01:23:45,360
Speaker 1: and Emmanuel Sanders, they were on my main lineup last week.

1488
01:23:45,400 --> 01:23:47,920
Speaker 1: They balled out three touchdowns for Keenum. Emmanuel balled out.

1489
01:23:48,240 --> 01:23:50,599
Speaker 1: Um he went up to sixty, but that's still cheap.

1490
01:23:50,640 --> 01:23:53,920
Speaker 1: So I like both those guys, Keenan and Emmanuel against

1491
01:23:53,920 --> 01:23:57,920
Speaker 1: the Raiders all right, Um, the New England Patriots versu.

1492
01:23:57,960 --> 01:24:00,679
Speaker 1: The Jaguars. This is a rematch, This is a grudge match.

1493
01:24:00,720 --> 01:24:04,120
Speaker 1: The Jaguars had them against the Ropes, but then the

1494
01:24:04,160 --> 01:24:07,559
Speaker 1: Patriots did what they do. Uh. Gronk looked good. He

1495
01:24:07,600 --> 01:24:11,479
Speaker 1: looks brightly. He looked lean and mean. Burkhead Hogan didn't

1496
01:24:11,520 --> 01:24:14,720
Speaker 1: look fantastic. What about this kid? I have him? Uh

1497
01:24:14,840 --> 01:24:18,160
Speaker 1: in one of my league's Sony Mitchell. The Jaguars offense

1498
01:24:18,439 --> 01:24:22,400
Speaker 1: looked respectable. Uh Lenny. Again, we talked about four Nette.

1499
01:24:22,720 --> 01:24:24,759
Speaker 1: What do we like in the Patriots versus the Jaguars?

1500
01:24:24,760 --> 01:24:27,559
Speaker 1: Could this possibly be a shootout? I don't like this game.

1501
01:24:27,920 --> 01:24:31,160
Speaker 1: It's shocking. I don't like it. Um, I think you're

1502
01:24:31,160 --> 01:24:35,920
Speaker 1: gonna get a playoff atmosphere in this game. It's in Jacksonville. Um,

1503
01:24:36,040 --> 01:24:37,960
Speaker 1: we don't know what's going on with four Nette. I

1504
01:24:38,080 --> 01:24:41,040
Speaker 1: think I just I don't like this game. I don't

1505
01:24:41,040 --> 01:24:44,640
Speaker 1: like attacking Jacksonville one, right, so you never want to

1506
01:24:44,680 --> 01:24:46,960
Speaker 1: attack the one of the best, the best defense in

1507
01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:49,960
Speaker 1: the NFL. So I'm not overly excited about paying tons

1508
01:24:49,960 --> 01:24:54,160
Speaker 1: of money for Patriots, even Gronk against Jacksonville. And then

1509
01:24:54,160 --> 01:24:56,599
Speaker 1: on the other side of the ball, if four nets out,

1510
01:24:56,680 --> 01:24:59,120
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, yelled in. You know, maybe d D

1511
01:24:59,280 --> 01:25:01,240
Speaker 1: and Cole. I think everyone's gonna be off Keelan Cole

1512
01:25:01,360 --> 01:25:03,280
Speaker 1: this week because they were on him last week like

1513
01:25:03,320 --> 01:25:05,719
Speaker 1: fucking idiots when we told him not to be and

1514
01:25:06,120 --> 01:25:09,680
Speaker 1: you know it flopped, but you know didn't call and

1515
01:25:09,760 --> 01:25:13,800
Speaker 1: yelled and will be fine. But Bortle sucks and the

1516
01:25:13,920 --> 01:25:16,320
Speaker 1: Jags d is too good. I'm just kind of crossing

1517
01:25:16,320 --> 01:25:19,920
Speaker 1: this game off, dude, Um, long term, if he's injured,

1518
01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:23,439
Speaker 1: Leonard Is yelled in a guy that you could play

1519
01:25:23,520 --> 01:25:25,519
Speaker 1: or is it week to week now you can play

1520
01:25:25,600 --> 01:25:27,840
Speaker 1: him all the time. Um? I actually like t J.

1521
01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:29,960
Speaker 1: L And I drafted him in and almost all my

1522
01:25:30,040 --> 01:25:32,439
Speaker 1: leagues without even having for net and most of them,

1523
01:25:32,479 --> 01:25:34,200
Speaker 1: So I really like t J. Young. I think it's

1524
01:25:34,240 --> 01:25:36,680
Speaker 1: good back and you're always gonna you're just gonna get

1525
01:25:36,680 --> 01:25:39,000
Speaker 1: more pass catches from him. If he's playing full time,

1526
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:41,120
Speaker 1: you're gonna see eight nine targets a game from him.

1527
01:25:41,120 --> 01:25:43,280
Speaker 1: So even if he doesn't do much running, you're gonna

1528
01:25:43,280 --> 01:25:46,040
Speaker 1: get a lot from him. So yeah, alright, Sunday Night,

1529
01:25:47,479 --> 01:25:52,679
Speaker 1: The New York Giants at the Dallas Cowboys, Big game

1530
01:25:52,920 --> 01:25:57,560
Speaker 1: to vision rivalry. Two offenses who leave much to be desired,

1531
01:25:57,720 --> 01:26:01,240
Speaker 1: Zeke versus c Quan Are you picking one of these guys?

1532
01:26:01,400 --> 01:26:06,719
Speaker 1: Odell is a must start shepherd ingram Is dak anything.

1533
01:26:07,240 --> 01:26:10,000
Speaker 1: What do you got for me? The Giants verse the

1534
01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:14,080
Speaker 1: Cowboys please say something good here. I mean Zeke Elliott.

1535
01:26:14,200 --> 01:26:16,599
Speaker 1: You know Zeke Elliott had a bad game list right,

1536
01:26:17,360 --> 01:26:19,439
Speaker 1: Is it going to get better? Time? It is? It is.

1537
01:26:19,560 --> 01:26:21,840
Speaker 1: It's gonna get better for Zeke. Um as long as

1538
01:26:21,840 --> 01:26:23,760
Speaker 1: he keeps fucking heading a game. It doesn't pout like

1539
01:26:23,800 --> 01:26:25,880
Speaker 1: he started to do on the bench. But I do

1540
01:26:25,960 --> 01:26:28,280
Speaker 1: have good news for your rout. My good news is

1541
01:26:28,320 --> 01:26:30,000
Speaker 1: that the Giants are one of my favorite bets of

1542
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:32,680
Speaker 1: the week. So I think Big Blue gets on the

1543
01:26:32,680 --> 01:26:34,600
Speaker 1: board this week. Okay, I think the Cowboys are a

1544
01:26:34,680 --> 01:26:38,040
Speaker 1: fucking disaster. Um Dax doesn't have much to throat do

1545
01:26:38,080 --> 01:26:40,000
Speaker 1: You can't even blame him. His number one receivers are

1546
01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:41,800
Speaker 1: like Herns and Gallop, So what the funk do you

1547
01:26:41,840 --> 01:26:44,320
Speaker 1: expect from the guy? But the Zeke se Kwan ship,

1548
01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:47,519
Speaker 1: they're both around the same price. I gotta dig more,

1549
01:26:47,600 --> 01:26:51,479
Speaker 1: but I'm definitely leading leaning Kwan. I'm leaning se Kwan

1550
01:26:51,600 --> 01:26:53,920
Speaker 1: here simply because the Giants came into the year from

1551
01:26:53,920 --> 01:26:57,280
Speaker 1: Pro Football Focus as the fourteenth worst rundy and the

1552
01:26:57,320 --> 01:27:00,479
Speaker 1: Cowboys came in as so I think say Wants got

1553
01:27:00,479 --> 01:27:03,200
Speaker 1: the better matchup. I think he's more explosive, and I

1554
01:27:03,200 --> 01:27:04,720
Speaker 1: think they're gonna force on the ball, and we saw

1555
01:27:04,880 --> 01:27:07,200
Speaker 1: last week and only takes one play for dude to

1556
01:27:07,200 --> 01:27:09,400
Speaker 1: get his to get off, whereas Zeke is kind of

1557
01:27:09,439 --> 01:27:14,000
Speaker 1: like a chop chop, chop chop. Say Kwan's that fucking

1558
01:27:14,080 --> 01:27:16,800
Speaker 1: chop chop bang, you know. So I kind of like

1559
01:27:16,920 --> 01:27:20,439
Speaker 1: that upside with Barkley there this week. This is those games,

1560
01:27:20,439 --> 01:27:22,680
Speaker 1: though I talked about this every year, the Giants and

1561
01:27:22,680 --> 01:27:26,920
Speaker 1: the Cowboys. The last three meetings were ten seven, nineteen,

1562
01:27:27,240 --> 01:27:31,120
Speaker 1: and ten three. These teams don't fucking shoot out anymore.

1563
01:27:31,120 --> 01:27:33,080
Speaker 1: They used to shoot out to like fifty points a

1564
01:27:33,120 --> 01:27:35,920
Speaker 1: game every time they played, but they haven't been lately.

1565
01:27:36,240 --> 01:27:38,320
Speaker 1: And here's the crazy stat with O'Dell. This is one

1566
01:27:38,320 --> 01:27:41,160
Speaker 1: of my sneaky stats that I use every year. He

1567
01:27:41,240 --> 01:27:44,040
Speaker 1: went ten for one, forty six and two touchdowns in

1568
01:27:44,080 --> 01:27:48,280
Speaker 1: his rookie year. Since then, four for thirty four, four

1569
01:27:48,439 --> 01:27:52,160
Speaker 1: for thirty five, five for forty four, nine four, four

1570
01:27:52,280 --> 01:27:56,200
Speaker 1: for seventy four versus the Cowboys every game is like

1571
01:27:56,240 --> 01:27:59,120
Speaker 1: four for sixty, you know, four for fifties. So I

1572
01:27:59,160 --> 01:28:01,680
Speaker 1: think they ski him out in a similar way that

1573
01:28:01,760 --> 01:28:06,240
Speaker 1: Cincinnati schemes out Antonio Brown everything that's he he when

1574
01:28:06,240 --> 01:28:09,040
Speaker 1: he made that crazy catch. It was verse Dallas, and

1575
01:28:09,120 --> 01:28:11,519
Speaker 1: so they're like, we're not having that again. Since then

1576
01:28:11,600 --> 01:28:14,000
Speaker 1: it's like, funk this dude and they go after him.

1577
01:28:14,240 --> 01:28:17,040
Speaker 1: They head hunt him, you know. They they scheme safeties

1578
01:28:17,080 --> 01:28:19,400
Speaker 1: over the top on him. So you know, I'm not

1579
01:28:19,479 --> 01:28:21,240
Speaker 1: as big on O. D b as I think a

1580
01:28:21,240 --> 01:28:22,680
Speaker 1: lot of people are. So I don't. I don't have

1581
01:28:22,840 --> 01:28:25,080
Speaker 1: much volume in this game, say Quand will probably be

1582
01:28:25,120 --> 01:28:27,720
Speaker 1: my highest home player. What are you? What is your

1583
01:28:27,760 --> 01:28:31,280
Speaker 1: thoughts on on Evan Ingram? I love him. I love him. Um,

1584
01:28:31,760 --> 01:28:34,439
Speaker 1: he's great, you know, he's He's probably my next favorite

1585
01:28:34,439 --> 01:28:40,680
Speaker 1: option below. Um, all right, Monday Night madness the Seahawks

1586
01:28:40,920 --> 01:28:46,000
Speaker 1: at the Bears. Obviously, the Bears defense was ridiculous. Khalil

1587
01:28:46,080 --> 01:28:48,960
Speaker 1: Mack came out with a chip on his shoulder. Russell

1588
01:28:49,000 --> 01:28:53,920
Speaker 1: Wilson got sacked six times in one football game. Baldwin's

1589
01:28:53,960 --> 01:28:58,280
Speaker 1: out Brandon Marshall, who no one discussed. Some people thought

1590
01:28:58,280 --> 01:29:01,920
Speaker 1: he retired. He had a solid game last week. Tyler

1591
01:29:02,040 --> 01:29:05,719
Speaker 1: Lockett and their rookie tight end? Is he uh bowled

1592
01:29:05,720 --> 01:29:10,120
Speaker 1: out last week? It's Monday night football? Is anybody worth

1593
01:29:10,160 --> 01:29:13,120
Speaker 1: going after for this Monday night matchup? The Seahawks at

1594
01:29:13,200 --> 01:29:17,000
Speaker 1: the Chicago Bears. I like, uh, I like. I like

1595
01:29:17,120 --> 01:29:20,160
Speaker 1: the Bears side. I want to pick on Seattle. So

1596
01:29:20,400 --> 01:29:22,080
Speaker 1: I did it week one with Denver, so I want

1597
01:29:22,080 --> 01:29:24,680
Speaker 1: to do it again. I like Tis. Yeah, yeah, I

1598
01:29:24,680 --> 01:29:26,080
Speaker 1: like Jordan Howard. I know it's your boy. You like

1599
01:29:26,160 --> 01:29:28,519
Speaker 1: him this week, So I'm big fan of Jordan Howard

1600
01:29:28,520 --> 01:29:30,240
Speaker 1: this week. Yeah, I think they're gonna win the game.

1601
01:29:30,520 --> 01:29:31,960
Speaker 1: I think they'll have control of the game, and I

1602
01:29:31,960 --> 01:29:34,080
Speaker 1: think he'll be in the driver's seat running down their

1603
01:29:34,080 --> 01:29:36,799
Speaker 1: throat all games. So I like Trabiskie, Burton and Howard.

1604
01:29:37,040 --> 01:29:40,040
Speaker 1: I like those three guys on the on the Chicago

1605
01:29:40,080 --> 01:29:41,280
Speaker 1: side of the ball, I think they could all have

1606
01:29:41,360 --> 01:29:43,680
Speaker 1: good games. And on the Seahawks side of the ball,

1607
01:29:43,760 --> 01:29:46,920
Speaker 1: it's like funck man, it's I just can't do it,

1608
01:29:47,000 --> 01:29:49,800
Speaker 1: like it's just funny. I know Marshall's fine, and Lock

1609
01:29:49,840 --> 01:29:52,280
Speaker 1: it's fine, and Russ's Russ, but it's it's just so

1610
01:29:52,400 --> 01:29:57,080
Speaker 1: fucking ugly. I'm just probably fading mostly. Yeah, I agree

1611
01:29:57,520 --> 01:30:02,040
Speaker 1: a quarterback in the first week to get six times bad, man,

1612
01:30:02,080 --> 01:30:05,559
Speaker 1: they're so bad. Is the Chicago defense going to continue

1613
01:30:05,560 --> 01:30:09,120
Speaker 1: to be as as disruptive as they were? They're gonna

1614
01:30:09,120 --> 01:30:11,160
Speaker 1: get better. They're gonna get better the more Mac gets

1615
01:30:11,160 --> 01:30:13,599
Speaker 1: comfortable with the scheme and the defense, and the more

1616
01:30:13,640 --> 01:30:16,479
Speaker 1: they start building defensive schemes around him. You gotta remember,

1617
01:30:16,520 --> 01:30:19,160
Speaker 1: motherfucker's only been there for like a week, so you know,

1618
01:30:19,200 --> 01:30:21,639
Speaker 1: once they start building defensive schemes around he's a once

1619
01:30:21,680 --> 01:30:23,519
Speaker 1: in a generational player. They're gonna get better as the

1620
01:30:23,560 --> 01:30:25,719
Speaker 1: season goes on, and and Trabisky is gonna get better.

1621
01:30:26,080 --> 01:30:28,120
Speaker 1: All right, there we have it. There we have it.

1622
01:30:28,200 --> 01:30:32,000
Speaker 1: That's week to now. Now, now, Guns, I'm starting to

1623
01:30:32,040 --> 01:30:38,160
Speaker 1: hear something I don't know. Can you hear? What is that? Sounds? No?

1624
01:30:38,240 --> 01:30:41,479
Speaker 1: I hope it. No, those are sirens. That's a nuclear watch.

1625
01:30:42,120 --> 01:30:45,880
Speaker 1: That's a nuclear watch. Guns. We talked about all the games,

1626
01:30:45,880 --> 01:30:50,240
Speaker 1: we talked about all the players, but specifically nuclear. Who

1627
01:30:50,400 --> 01:30:55,240
Speaker 1: is going nuclear week too? In fantasy football in the NFL.

1628
01:30:55,960 --> 01:30:58,439
Speaker 1: Let's do it bringing it back? So I would say,

1629
01:30:58,479 --> 01:30:59,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do the same thing we did at the

1630
01:31:00,040 --> 01:31:02,200
Speaker 1: end of last year. We're gonna give kind of a

1631
01:31:02,439 --> 01:31:06,240
Speaker 1: high end nuclear chalk nuclear and then a contrarian nuclear.

1632
01:31:06,360 --> 01:31:10,120
Speaker 1: So my chalk nuclear at quarterback is going to be

1633
01:31:10,160 --> 01:31:12,360
Speaker 1: Drew Brees. I think he goes right back at their

1634
01:31:12,400 --> 01:31:15,840
Speaker 1: fucking throat again without Ingram. They're they're gonna run less.

1635
01:31:16,080 --> 01:31:18,920
Speaker 1: This doesn't only help Kamara in the first four weeks.

1636
01:31:18,960 --> 01:31:21,599
Speaker 1: It helps Thomas, it helps Breeze, and it helps Kamara.

1637
01:31:21,640 --> 01:31:24,000
Speaker 1: They're gonna run less with no Ingram. So because they

1638
01:31:24,040 --> 01:31:26,639
Speaker 1: don't want to give Kamara twenty carries is the past

1639
01:31:26,640 --> 01:31:29,360
Speaker 1: first team Drew Brees all the way to fucking um.

1640
01:31:29,400 --> 01:31:31,439
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's contrarian or not, but a

1641
01:31:31,439 --> 01:31:33,160
Speaker 1: lot of people are down on him after last week.

1642
01:31:33,240 --> 01:31:36,080
Speaker 1: Jimmy G. Jimmy G is my boy that I think

1643
01:31:36,080 --> 01:31:37,519
Speaker 1: he has a monster game this week. I think he

1644
01:31:37,520 --> 01:31:39,719
Speaker 1: throws with three hundred and two or three touchdowns this week,

1645
01:31:40,240 --> 01:31:43,240
Speaker 1: hopefully good wins in So that's the nuclear quarterback running

1646
01:31:43,240 --> 01:31:45,559
Speaker 1: back Kamara. Fucking Just play him. I know it sounds

1647
01:31:45,560 --> 01:31:48,519
Speaker 1: fucking obvious, Kamara, Connor play him. Play these guys. Just

1648
01:31:48,520 --> 01:31:51,080
Speaker 1: put him in your fucking lineup and build around him.

1649
01:31:51,160 --> 01:31:53,640
Speaker 1: And Contrarian. I don't think people are gonna be on

1650
01:31:53,720 --> 01:31:57,040
Speaker 1: a P this week, but but I do like the volume.

1651
01:31:57,120 --> 01:31:59,280
Speaker 1: I think the volume in the matchup leads to a

1652
01:31:59,320 --> 01:32:01,639
Speaker 1: good game for a P this week. So I'm gonna

1653
01:32:01,640 --> 01:32:04,000
Speaker 1: go back to the a p well uh in week two,

1654
01:32:04,720 --> 01:32:07,559
Speaker 1: chalking on the wide receiver side Michael Thomas and Julio

1655
01:32:07,640 --> 01:32:10,879
Speaker 1: Jones and just play the Saints. But Julio Jones definitely

1656
01:32:11,080 --> 01:32:13,800
Speaker 1: uh my nuclear watch and in a little contrarian I

1657
01:32:13,840 --> 01:32:16,920
Speaker 1: think Josh Gordon, who everyone keeps forgetting about his upside

1658
01:32:16,920 --> 01:32:18,960
Speaker 1: and how good he is. I think Josh Gordon is

1659
01:32:19,000 --> 01:32:21,880
Speaker 1: gonna come out and pop off this week for the

1660
01:32:21,920 --> 01:32:24,240
Speaker 1: Cleveland Browns in that shootout. And believe it or not,

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01:32:24,320 --> 01:32:26,400
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