Speaker 1: So still just here waiting for Andrew because you know
Speaker 1: he'll just show up whenever he wants to show up.
Speaker 1: And oh, look who's here today. Look who cares about
Speaker 1: this podcast?
Speaker 2: The executive producer of the podcast.
Speaker 1: It's Diamond. Thank you for coming in today, Diamond, You're.
Speaker 2: Welcome, Scott, even though I don't miss seeing your face
Speaker 2: in person.
Speaker 1: Well, I can't see your whole face because you're masked,
Speaker 1: and I like that, So keep it that way.
Speaker 3: Stay over there, Long Island guy.
Speaker 1: Yes, so so seeing you know, I figured Andrew probably
Speaker 1: wouldn't show up today, and I think we have Michelle
Speaker 1: from Survivor on today. I don't know nobody's here, so
Speaker 1: I had Diamond on standby because just nobody's connected.
Speaker 2: It's messed up. Yeah, what I'm like the Fallback Flan,
Speaker 2: it's so messed up.
Speaker 1: So this is episode one fourteen of Serial Killers. Isn't
Speaker 1: that crazy? We're at one hundred and fourteen episodes, not
Speaker 1: including the bonus episodes. Then we're at like one twenty.
Speaker 2: If there's a person who has listened to all one
Speaker 2: hundred and fourteen episodes, I'll give them twenty dollars. There
Speaker 2: is there is so find me on Twitter and I'll
Speaker 2: vendo you twenty dollars because I do not believe this,
Speaker 2: and you don't count as a person who's listened to
Speaker 2: all one hundred and you're.
Speaker 1: About to pay out thousands of dollars, so you know,
Speaker 1: all right, listen? So can you eat this one?
Speaker 2: What is it? Now?
Speaker 1: Okay? Can you eat this one?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Are you serious?
Speaker 1: How about this one?
Speaker 3: Are you kidding? No?
Speaker 1: All right, Diamond, thank you for stopping by. Andrew.
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 2: I'm over it. This is why I don't talk to
Speaker 2: you anyway.
Speaker 1: Bye, Connecting, Connecting. He's here, Andrew, I love you, and
Speaker 1: he's not here. I'm gonna play this in the meantime.
Speaker 4: No Cereal with your.
Speaker 1: The young when you hand a jim Man, eat Cereal?
Speaker 5: Ma, your milk is more.
Speaker 2: I love to.
Speaker 1: Yet, Drewerial, I can't hear you.
Speaker 2: Are you there?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I just wanted to mess with you after you were
Speaker 5: saying that for so long.
Speaker 1: You're such a jerk.
Speaker 5: You're such a jerk.
Speaker 1: Hey, buddy, Hi buddy, Hey, just say you No, Diamond
Speaker 1: loves you. You just missed her.
Speaker 5: Oh Diamond was here, she was here.
Speaker 1: Oh damn, I knew that you were going to probably
Speaker 1: blow me off. So I had her in here just
Speaker 1: in case so she could do serial killers with me.
Speaker 5: What cereals could she have had?
Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing. It turned out that she couldn't
Speaker 1: eat anything and she left.
Speaker 5: Okay, which ones are we doing today?
Speaker 2: One?
Speaker 1: Two, and three?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 1: I would tell you that like as we're recording, you know,
Speaker 1: because it's more fun that way.
Speaker 5: These look like healthy. I'm surprised you chose healthy cereals.
Speaker 1: Can we start? Are we waiting for somebody?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Michelle?
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, I just wanted to play that.
Speaker 5: That's fine.
Speaker 1: Where is she? She's never on time? This girl, she.
Speaker 5: Runs on her own timeline.
Speaker 1: Is she sleeping still or no?
Speaker 5: I have to actually text. I'm going to go put
Speaker 5: these back and I'll text, yeah.
Speaker 1: Can you text her and say we're waiting. She's so
Speaker 1: tired from being on Fiji for so long, she's just sleeping.
Speaker 1: So what's been going on, buddy?
Speaker 5: Not much. I'm moving back to Jersey City tomorrow, so
Speaker 5: that's exciting.
Speaker 1: That's nice. I see that you're now in the hockey
Speaker 1: rink room. You've moved out of the billiard room and you're.
Speaker 5: Now the billiard room is over there, except my mom
Speaker 5: is doing a puzzle on this table, so I have
Speaker 5: to move it.
Speaker 1: I love everything about every time that you're there in
Speaker 1: your house with your parents.
Speaker 5: It's going to be interesting to see where I record
Speaker 5: once I move.
Speaker 1: Yes, stay right where you are. You keep moving your
Speaker 1: head away from the microphone and I'm going to have
Speaker 1: to raise the volume and it's annoying.
Speaker 5: What do you mean.
Speaker 1: I'm waiting until eleven oh five and then it's just
Speaker 1: me and you, buddy.
Speaker 5: I sent a text.
Speaker 1: You know what happens when guests are late.
Speaker 5: Oh god, yeah, I forgot. You're so strict. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Listen, you have the luxury of sitting in your house.
Speaker 1: When you're done, you walk upstairs and eat Cheetos and
Speaker 1: put your hand down your pants. I have to drive
Speaker 1: home an hour and there's traffic now, too, and I
Speaker 1: have to do instacart shopping. You know, I got to
Speaker 1: get out of here, make some money.
Speaker 5: It's actually working out for you. Is that good money?
Speaker 1: It's not good money, but you know, I just do
Speaker 1: it because it's something to do.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I was talking to people seeing how much
Speaker 5: you can make on instacart, and I'm curious.
Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing. It depends on what region you're in.
Speaker 1: Where I am on Long Island, they are oversaturated with
Speaker 1: Instacart shoppers. There's so many of them that you can
Speaker 1: barely even get a shopping order. As soon as one
Speaker 1: comes up, it disappears because some bot took it, you know.
Speaker 1: But then Danielle, on the other hand, in Jersey says
Speaker 1: that it takes her days sometimes to get a shopper.
Speaker 1: So I think it just depends on where you are
Speaker 1: and how many people are signed up in that area.
Speaker 1: I may like troll around in New Jersey next week
Speaker 1: just to kind of see what I can get.
Speaker 5: If I could reques, I ask you as my Instacart shopper.
Speaker 1: That's the problem. You can't. I'd love to be yours
Speaker 1: and Danielle's because I think that you would tip me well.
Speaker 2: Uh to be.
Speaker 1: But I you know, I found a pet coo that
Speaker 1: is doing dog grooming in New Jersey, so I think
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to drop him off next week and
Speaker 1: maybe I'll pick up some shopping orders while I wait.
Speaker 5: Oh nice, Yeah, you go to hound around town. That's
Speaker 5: where Luna gets hurt grooming done.
Speaker 1: No, that sounds expensive. I'm just gonna go to pet COO.
Speaker 1: Can we start?
Speaker 5: You sent her cereal. You can't just not do an
Speaker 5: episode with someone who you sent cereal to.
Speaker 1: I get it, but I'm not gonna wait much longer.
Speaker 5: What if we just do four, five, six?
Speaker 1: No, Danielle has those?
Speaker 5: Well, okay, so we're gonna skip one person to hopefully
Speaker 5: make sure that someone else doesn't skip us. What last
Speaker 5: week you said that you were going to start the
Speaker 5: show without Danielle too. How did that work out for you?
Speaker 1: Is she writing back to you? Oh yep, I can't
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 5: I'm stoned and tired, stoned and hired.
Speaker 1: Wow, what's you right, Andrew? It doesn't look like a
Speaker 1: very happy face you got there?
Speaker 5: She's signing on now. She was just doing some work.
Speaker 1: Uh huh?
Speaker 5: He works. How do you guys work? I'm the only
Speaker 5: one that works. No one works as hard as me me.
Speaker 1: But this is work. This is first. When you're a guest,
Speaker 1: this comes first. You do work later. I'm sure anything
Speaker 1: she was doing was not pressing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're right, because this is the most pressing thing
Speaker 5: of all time. I I side first.
Speaker 1: I copied your sigh. Yeah you would edit edit, edit edit,
Speaker 1: can't wait to edit, edit, edit so much fun? Edit
Speaker 1: edit Edit.
Speaker 5: Well you maybe you shouldn't start recording like forty minutes
Speaker 5: before the show starts.
Speaker 1: Well, you might say something funny that I need. Uh huh,
Speaker 1: you rarely do, but you might.
Speaker 5: You're right, your brand of humor is just so on point.
Speaker 1: Move into the country. I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna start playing stuff.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 1: I'm wilverd Brimley, and I've had diabetes for about twenty years. Oh,
Speaker 1: let's take a trip. Serial Killers visits the Cereal. Great,
Speaker 1: we haven't done that in a while.
Speaker 5: Thank god, these look interesting.
Speaker 1: Stop looking at things. You have to wait till we're
Speaker 1: ready to go.
Speaker 5: Maybe once I move back sometime in June, like maybe
Speaker 5: in two weeks, I'll come.
Speaker 1: Yay, there are you wearing sweat shorts? What are you
Speaker 1: wearing sweat shorts? They were like sweatpants that are cut?
Speaker 1: Yeah for real? Yeah? Is she connecting or because now
Speaker 1: it's eleven ten? Oh my god, I don't see any
Speaker 1: I don't see anything that says Michelle coming. Nothing.
Speaker 5: She's in here right now where.
Speaker 1: Sorry, hold on, it's just another millennial taking her time.
Speaker 3: I trust me. I'm not trying to take my time.
Speaker 3: I'm just juggling a lot right now, and I completely forgot.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Thank you for being with us.
Speaker 3: We appreciate Oh my god, No, no, no, no, I'm
Speaker 3: happy to be here. I'm just so working full time.
Speaker 3: So just I don't know where my head is.
Speaker 1: I don't know working. You're on TV shows? What do
Speaker 1: you mean working?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 3: I don't know a mess and my calendar is a mess.
Speaker 3: I thought I had a podcast tomorrow, but it's today.
Speaker 1: I'm just well, Welcome to Serial Killers. This is episode
Speaker 1: one hundred and fourteen. Believe it or not. I'm Scotty B.
Speaker 1: I'm Andrew and our returning guest.
Speaker 4: Hi.
Speaker 3: I'm Michelle Fitzgerald from Survivor.
Speaker 1: Yes, now, how long do you think that you're going
Speaker 1: to be Michelle from Survivor?
Speaker 3: I will forever be Michelle from Survivor. Unfortunately, when you
Speaker 3: go and do something like Survivor, you are a Survivor
Speaker 3: girl forever. Yeah, And that's just the way it is.
Speaker 3: And until I go and do blow something out of
Speaker 3: the water and be on like Real Housewives or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I got to tell you I was
Speaker 1: Scotty from Extreme Couponting for a long time. I just
Speaker 1: can't shake it.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, not even compare. You were on one
Speaker 5: fifteen minute segment of Extreme Couponting and from two thousand
Speaker 5: and nineties, still talk about.
Speaker 1: First of all, it's twenty eleven. And second of all,
Speaker 1: now I'm also Scotty from the Rachel Ray Show. So
Speaker 1: now I get two under my belt. What I also
Speaker 1: also I'm also Scotty from a Chain Reaction and I'm
Speaker 1: also Scotty from what other game show was I on?
Speaker 3: What I have to tell you, Scotty, I've only been
Speaker 3: on here twice previously. I've heard you talk about extreme
Speaker 3: coup bunting before, so yeah, you're really hanging on to
Speaker 3: that legacy.
Speaker 1: Well can I tell you? Oh and coming soon, I'm
Speaker 1: going to be Scotty from a news Day's article about
Speaker 1: shopping during the pandemic.
Speaker 5: Where he also talks about extreme couponing in the article.
Speaker 1: Well you know why not? All right, can we get
Speaker 1: started because I got a lot of editing to do.
Speaker 1: This really sucks, So I sent you both little creepy
Speaker 1: baggies of cereal a couple of days ago. Now this
Speaker 1: is cool. Because we're getting into the new serial episodes
Speaker 1: because I've started finding all these new ones that are
Speaker 1: coming out, very highly anticipated, brand new cereals that are
Speaker 1: out now, and I've got most of them from my
Speaker 1: secret squirrel Joel at shop right and now now you
Speaker 1: can help review them, all right, so if you would grab,
Speaker 1: I don't know because the cereals that we're doing today
Speaker 1: are all new. So go ahead, let's go in order.
Speaker 1: So number one, and Andrew, you can help me because
Speaker 1: I'm guessing there's a new movie coming out because this
Speaker 1: is Minions from General Mills. Oh, Vanilla Vibe the Rise
Speaker 1: of the Grow. Is it grow? Is that how you
Speaker 1: say it?
Speaker 2: Grew?
Speaker 3: I don't know, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 5: I have never seen a Despicable Meme movie. I've never
Speaker 5: seen a Minions movie. Really no, no.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Okay, plans for tonight you really.
Speaker 1: Need to well anyway, this is Vanilla Vibe naturally and
Speaker 1: artificially flavored sweetened corn cereal with marshmallows. And I tell
Speaker 1: you I love this box, Andrew, and you know it
Speaker 1: because there's all kinds of activities front backside. You can
Speaker 1: build a cereal launcher.
Speaker 3: What I love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So next time you're in studio, I'm going to
Speaker 1: launch Cereal at you with the Minions launcher.
Speaker 3: They're so creative, the Minions, like all of their stuff
Speaker 3: is always so creative. They do a good job of
Speaker 3: like integrating themselves.
Speaker 1: Well, well, let's see how well they do with taste.
Speaker 3: I don't feel optimistic. My boyfriend saw this bagging and
Speaker 3: he's like, what is that? I was like, I don't,
Speaker 3: I don't know. The colors are bizarre.
Speaker 5: I think they're supposed to be minions because they wear pants, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah. See, they're blue and yellow and the eyes are
Speaker 1: the marshmallows. So if you could probably build them with cereal, I.
Speaker 5: Don't think I'm gonna build them, but I'm just gonna
Speaker 5: pour them in a cup and eat them.
Speaker 1: So I bet, I bet if you arranged a bunch
Speaker 1: of them on your little table there, you can make
Speaker 1: a minion out of them.
Speaker 5: I'm so good on that. I'm going to pass.
Speaker 1: And do you know that a minion, if you're a Jew,
Speaker 1: is like thirteen people or something like that. Did you
Speaker 1: know that? What that's what they call a prayer minion
Speaker 1: when they need a certain amount of people to pray
Speaker 1: it's called a minion, but I don't know how many
Speaker 1: people it is. I'm the worst you ever. It's like
Speaker 1: twelve or thirteen or fourteen or something like that.
Speaker 5: This actually really good in the milk.
Speaker 1: Bowl and basket one percent milk I'm using. Oh please, Michelle,
Speaker 1: you're not using almond milk, are you?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: I am. I try to reduce my dairy intake.
Speaker 1: Because it's been giving you diarrhea.
Speaker 3: I don't know. My stomach is just a hot mess
Speaker 3: as of quarantine, so I just try to limit anything
Speaker 3: that could make it messier.
Speaker 1: I got you, well, at least is it the refrigerated
Speaker 1: one or is it the shelf stable.
Speaker 3: Boss, it's shelf steak.
Speaker 1: I'm so disappointed in you.
Speaker 3: I'm working with limited resources here, my trader like. I mean,
Speaker 3: it's like the post apocalyptic. It's insane.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like we were becoming friends,
Speaker 1: but I'm not sure with the boxed milk.
Speaker 3: I mean, listen, I was already questioning it last podcast
Speaker 3: when you talked about your weird shrimp from the diner, so.
Speaker 1: Which I haven't had since. So we're good. You swayed
Speaker 1: me away from that. All right, let's eat this before
Speaker 1: it gets soggy, although you do like soggy cerea. But
Speaker 1: let's try it.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 5: I'm invested. This is amazing.
Speaker 1: Just taste like cookie crisp. Just tastes like vanilla cookie
Speaker 1: crisp kind of does.
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, I.
Speaker 5: Really like it.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's not much vanilla flavor, but it does
Speaker 1: taste like vanilla old school cookie crisp, but they don't
Speaker 1: make anymore.
Speaker 5: I'm a fan. I give this three bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 1: I'll go so far as to give it four bowls.
Speaker 1: Pretty good, cool?
Speaker 5: Traumatic?
Speaker 1: Was it dramatic? It's only a spoon more than you
Speaker 1: gave it, dude, is a drama?
Speaker 5: What do you give it? Michelle?
Speaker 3: Wait? What were your guys ratings? I like it? See,
Speaker 3: I want to eat the whole bowl.
Speaker 1: You know, I tell you that's good after all this
Speaker 1: time for me. You still don't know what the rating scale.
Speaker 1: I know you don't.
Speaker 3: I know, I just kind of guess. I just kind
Speaker 3: of throw it out there. I think, No, no, I
Speaker 3: know what the rating scale is. I know five five
Speaker 3: spoons is the top, right, No bulls, five bulls is
Speaker 3: the top, and a spoon is a half point So
Speaker 3: I know it, but the problem is is that I
Speaker 3: don't know like what qualifies a good judging. I want
Speaker 3: to eat the whole bowl, so that's good for me, right,
Speaker 3: So I put it at like four.
Speaker 1: I feel like maybe you got like an earwig that
Speaker 1: crawled into your ear and messed with your brain because
Speaker 1: you can't remember a rating system after you've been on
Speaker 1: the show three times.
Speaker 3: I know. And it's just wait because the disappointment will
Speaker 3: follow what. I also don't remember the weird chant that
Speaker 3: we do at the end.
Speaker 5: I love that. Wait. Okay, so this was good, but
Speaker 5: then the other two look healthy ish.
Speaker 1: All right, well I'll explain in a minute. Let's move on.
Speaker 1: Let's move on to uh number two? Please. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: another new cereal that just this just came out. We've
Speaker 1: been doing.
Speaker 3: An okay, okay, hold one second, can you get me
Speaker 3: two bulls? Oh?
Speaker 1: She has a servant.
Speaker 3: Now can you get me two bowls?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 1: You actually only need one more bawl, and I'll explain
Speaker 1: that in a minute. So just one ball is fine.
Speaker 3: What we're doing a dry taste of the cereal.
Speaker 1: No, we'll get there in a moment.
Speaker 3: I could just put it in the bag.
Speaker 5: No, it's wait, I'm gonna put milk in the bag
Speaker 5: and eat from shake it up?
Speaker 1: Why not? Don't have to do dishes? Then? Wait, so
Speaker 1: we didn't even discuss, like, please Andrew ask her some
Speaker 1: Survivor questions.
Speaker 5: Dude, I feel like she's on twenty two different podcasts
Speaker 5: talking about Survivor stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh you want to not talk I'm totally cool not
Speaker 1: talking about it.
Speaker 5: I mean, Michelle, did you enjoy Survivor? Would you go
Speaker 5: play Survivor again?
Speaker 3: Yeah? It was so fun. I mean, well, I actually
Speaker 3: didn't enjoy being on Survivor because starving dreaming of cereal
Speaker 3: is not as pleasant as being on a podcast actually
Speaker 3: eating the cereal Goodbye. Watching it back was really fun,
Speaker 3: like that viewing experience is everybody is like, you know,
Speaker 3: you get to watch it with your family, your friends,
Speaker 3: everybody's amped on it.
Speaker 1: I hear it.
Speaker 3: It's fun.
Speaker 1: I mean every time they rerun the Extreme couponing, I
Speaker 1: mean I sit there and live tweet. I watch it
Speaker 1: with my family. It's spectacular and they run it a lot,
Speaker 1: so you know, it's a great experience.
Speaker 3: I mean, I haven't seen it yet, but I'll keep
Speaker 3: my eyes pled for that episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, please do all right, So let's go
Speaker 1: to surreal number two.
Speaker 5: Guy who wears the varsity ring from like senior year
Speaker 5: of high school and still wears their like senior ring. Like,
Speaker 5: get over a dude. It was twenty eleven.
Speaker 1: I wore it for many years, probably until about five
Speaker 1: years ago when I sold it finally.
Speaker 5: Wait, you wore your ring?
Speaker 1: Elvis used to make fun of me on the air
Speaker 1: all the time. It's been a long he's always confused.
Speaker 1: I never had a high school ring. It was my
Speaker 1: bar Mitzvah ring, and I wore it probably until I
Speaker 1: was about I don't know, twenty eight or something like that,
Speaker 1: and then I just kept it in a drawer and
Speaker 1: I sold it a couple of years ago. Don't tell
Speaker 1: my parents. They'd be so upset. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: hope they don't listen to this.
Speaker 3: You pwned your barbets, right, Yeah, no.
Speaker 1: I just sold it. I needed cash. I found some
Speaker 1: gold place and sold it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, let's get you on, cameo Scottie. Because
Speaker 3: let me tell I don't think that he shouldn't be
Speaker 3: pawning things like that.
Speaker 1: A friend of mine actually just said that He's like, Yo,
Speaker 1: did you hear about this thing called cameo where celebrities
Speaker 1: go on and they sell their their you know, greetings.
Speaker 1: I said, nobody wants my greeting. What are they gonna
Speaker 1: pay me five dollars to say happy birthday? Julie Scotty
Speaker 1: be here from Extreme Couponing and Rachel Ratio, and I
Speaker 1: just wanted to say Hi, I hope you have a
Speaker 1: great birthday.
Speaker 3: I actually think that yours are way better than mine,
Speaker 3: so I think you should get on it.
Speaker 1: What do you charge?
Speaker 3: And I charge forty dollars okay for like a minute
Speaker 3: and a half greeting from me.
Speaker 1: And I bet you know. Business is really good right
Speaker 1: now because you're fresh off the island.
Speaker 3: It's booming. My cameo business is booming.
Speaker 1: Well, that's okay, My instacart business is booming. I got
Speaker 1: a shopping trip to do right after this.
Speaker 3: Nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right? When if you get star.
Speaker 5: Cord cameos from your house, the other has to go
Speaker 5: sit in a supermarket during a pandemic, that's right.
Speaker 1: I gotta wait online with massis and gloves. It's great.
Speaker 1: So we've been doing a lot of these Kashi Go cereals. Lately,
Speaker 1: it was the Kashi Go Lean line and now it's
Speaker 1: just called Kashi Go Other stuff, And this one is
Speaker 1: Kashi Go Show. It's a brand new one in the
Speaker 1: line and it's coconut almond Crunch, and I'm very excited
Speaker 1: for it because I do like coconut cereals and there
Speaker 1: aren't that many around that actually have chunks of coconut
Speaker 1: in them.
Speaker 3: Plan this intentionally, you know, I have coconut PTSD, and
Speaker 3: I feel like this was intentional.
Speaker 1: It was because I was imagining coconuts falling on your
Speaker 1: head while you were trying to gather nuts and berries
Speaker 1: on the island exactly.
Speaker 3: I spotted that this was a go lean from a
Speaker 3: mile away.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: As soon as it was sent to me, I said,
Speaker 3: here we go.
Speaker 1: These are that big. These are big ass clusters like
Speaker 1: these are the kind of size clusters that will cut
Speaker 1: the roof of your mouth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm breaking them up.
Speaker 1: Okay that no, that's fine. But I assume that they
Speaker 1: were going to poke through the bag when I mailed them.
Speaker 1: And I really apologize for the creepy shipping. You know,
Speaker 1: I put them in like old other boxes because it's
Speaker 1: all I had laying around.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it was super weird.
Speaker 5: You just open the box up and you're just like,
Speaker 5: oh great.
Speaker 3: I was like, what is happening here? All right?
Speaker 1: Cashi Golian Go Shine coconut almond crunch. If you're ready,
Speaker 1: you may eat.
Speaker 3: Hmm.
Speaker 1: You know, even though I know that it's real coconut,
Speaker 1: it tastes like artificial coconut.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it kind is like a peanut colada in a way.
Speaker 1: You're right. I do taste that a little bit, very crunchy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, almost too crunchy, I would say.
Speaker 1: I think it's just okay.
Speaker 3: I think it's a little like I'm getting some sandy.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I'm sorry. It's because it dropped on the
Speaker 1: floor before I sent that, and I just picked it
Speaker 1: up in the back.
Speaker 3: Okay, got I gotta get it. Oh no, I can't.
Speaker 3: I don't feel super supportive of this one, and it
Speaker 3: might just be my coconut and sand vibes, Like I
Speaker 3: feel like I'm back on Survivor and I'm not loving
Speaker 3: that experience for myself. But I think I'm going to
Speaker 3: give it two bowls.
Speaker 1: Okay, look what's on the back of the box. How
Speaker 1: weird sand that you know what crazy. There's a beach
Speaker 1: on the back of the box.
Speaker 5: Actually, you're doing a cartwheel Own Survivor. Did they use
Speaker 5: that for the box?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, when you eat the cereal, you can do
Speaker 1: ar wheels. That's what they're telling you.
Speaker 5: Ok. I feel like it almost has a papery after taste.
Speaker 5: I know that sounds weird, but it's like very dry
Speaker 5: after Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go two balls. That's all I can
Speaker 1: give it. I'm sorry. It's not terrible, but I don't
Speaker 1: really like it. I was really excited for the coconut
Speaker 1: because there's little shavings of coconut in there, but no
Speaker 1: need something else. It's missing, maybe a little chocolate chunks
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh no, I could do something else, though.
Speaker 5: I get this two balls in a spoon. I don't
Speaker 5: hate it, and I like that it tastes like a
Speaker 5: peanut flatt. It makes me feel like I'm on vacation,
Speaker 5: even though I'm in quarantine.
Speaker 1: All right, did you write a Michelle I forget? I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm old.
Speaker 3: No, it's okay. I give it two bulls. That's where
Speaker 3: you got your two bulls from you? So I might
Speaker 3: heard my rating And then.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I had a copy. Sorry, I can't
Speaker 1: be original at all. All right, well, thanks for listening
Speaker 1: to Serial Killers. This has been episode one fourteen.
Speaker 3: What what what about the third thing?
Speaker 1: Oh there's no third thing. I'm sorry, I didn't send
Speaker 1: you anything else. Oh check. Oh okay, all right, well
Speaker 1: let me explain. So I made a mistake. You know,
Speaker 1: it's not very often that I do when Oh, hi, Luna,
Speaker 1: look at Luna. Back there, high sweetheart. Here's the problem.
Speaker 1: So bag number three is actually Multimeal golden Puffs. They're
Speaker 1: the rip off honey smacks. Yeah, but here's the issue.
Speaker 1: Back in episode ninety six. Back in episode ninety six,
Speaker 1: we already did them. So this is the first time
Speaker 1: that I ever actually duplicated a serial by mistake. But
Speaker 1: in my defense, Andrew, hold on, in my defense. Look,
Speaker 1: these are the ones that I bought. Okay, yeah, Multimeal
Speaker 1: bag hold on back here in the Cereal museum.
Speaker 5: Oh it's a museum.
Speaker 1: Now, these are the ones we did. It's in a box.
Speaker 1: So I just I didn't put two and two together,
Speaker 1: and I forgot that we did them in the box.
Speaker 1: So I bought a bag of them. I mean, Michelle,
Speaker 1: you're welcome to try them if you kind of I mean.
Speaker 3: They're just sitting in front of me. Of course I'm
Speaker 3: going to try them. I made my sister go fetch
Speaker 3: me a bowl for this.
Speaker 1: Scott, He's like, all right, you might as well try it, Andrew.
Speaker 1: You know what, here here, you know, let's do this.
Speaker 1: Andrew and Michelle both try it. Andrew, I'd like to
Speaker 1: see if your rating is the same that you gave
Speaker 1: it back in episode ninety six.
Speaker 3: How about that for consistency purposes, Let's see how this
Speaker 3: goes well. I mean, this is going to be the
Speaker 3: test and if people should really trust you, that's right.
Speaker 1: This will prove whether or not. Andrew just pulls ratings
Speaker 1: out of his ass and just says things that he
Speaker 1: wants to get over with.
Speaker 3: I for sure, just pull the ratings out of my ass.
Speaker 5: You don't do a scientific research method like Scott does.
Speaker 1: I hope you don't pull anything out of your ass,
Speaker 1: because you probably still have tapeworms from that Fiji island.
Speaker 3: Facts. Okay, I like this eyebols really yeah.
Speaker 5: It's the perfect to me. It's sugary.
Speaker 3: It's just sugary, but it also has like crunchy outside
Speaker 3: but it's also kind of like soft on the inside.
Speaker 3: So yep, the texture is really good and the honey
Speaker 3: is coming through. I love Yeah, I'm all.
Speaker 1: In now, Andrew. If you remember in the last episode
Speaker 1: that we did one of these ripoffs, we had the
Speaker 1: Millville one, and I had said, how they look like
Speaker 1: little vaginas if you look at them really carefully. Look
Speaker 1: see they do?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they definitely do look like little vaginas.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, and you failed. You know here, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: I give it four balls in a spoon, and do
Speaker 1: you give it five?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm all in, all in.
Speaker 1: You gave it four balls in a spoon last time.
Speaker 5: Well, I got bumped up.
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe the ones from the bag taste differently from
Speaker 1: the ones from the box. How about that. We'll say
Speaker 1: that let's sugar.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: I also think coming off of something that was pretty
Speaker 3: flavorless and not a great texture does amp this one
Speaker 3: up quite a bit?
Speaker 1: I got you. So that definitely skewed the rating.
Speaker 5: I think, So, okay, what do you give this show?
Speaker 3: I would give it four balls in a spoon because
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's not my like Top of the Top,
Speaker 3: which I'm only going to give a five to my
Speaker 3: top of the top.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that's how it works.
Speaker 5: I pretty much I give five.
Speaker 3: Oh, so now I get the ratings. I get it. Now,
Speaker 3: I got it.
Speaker 1: Maybe by next time we have you, you'll do it.
Speaker 1: You'll do it right there you go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, one can hope.
Speaker 1: By the way, any of these honey Smack type cereals,
Speaker 1: even the knockoffs, have the highest sugar content of any
Speaker 1: cereal ever anywhere. It's been proven in studies that it
Speaker 1: is the worst cereal for you as far as sugar goes.
Speaker 1: But that's why it's so delicious.
Speaker 5: That's so interesting, my favorite. You can't go wrong with it.
Speaker 5: It is like a nearly perfect cereal. I am Oh.
Speaker 5: That means, in my opinion, isn't it isn't it?
Speaker 1: I am h O. Isn't it a humble opinion?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Is it honest? That's right? Is it honest or home?
Speaker 3: I'm sure. I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: You millennials, you millennials should know all these little things.
Speaker 1: What do they call it?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I have to google it all the time.
Speaker 1: I have to learn them because I have two young
Speaker 1: girls and they're going to start talking like that, and
Speaker 1: I have to know all of them.
Speaker 5: Know which one I never ever remember?
Speaker 3: I I r L what is it?
Speaker 1: It's something in real life? Yeah, I forget that.
Speaker 5: I don't understand it. I've looked it up several times
Speaker 5: and been like, this is the time I remember it.
Speaker 5: Still haven't remembered it.
Speaker 3: So we're not hit. That's moral of the story. We're
Speaker 3: too old to be hip and that's just that's just it.
Speaker 1: Andrew, you can't remember anything because you're a dirty potsmoker.
Speaker 5: What who said that? Also, get with the time, Scott.
Speaker 5: It's called legalization. Get on board.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I just were listening Amy and I were listening to
Speaker 1: the episode from last week and you're like, oh, you
Speaker 1: do drugs, And it was just I don't know, it
Speaker 1: was very funny.
Speaker 5: Well, also, you still wear your Dare T shirt like
Speaker 5: your bar Mitzvah ring that you pawned.
Speaker 1: First of all, my T shirt from my bar Mitzvah
Speaker 1: was not Dare. It was a radio station T shirt
Speaker 1: and I had I Got the Power. It's Scott's bar
Speaker 1: Mitzvah on the back.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's pretty cool for this world.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you want to be in radio from like your.
Speaker 1: Since I was eleven.
Speaker 3: Wow, I actually followed your dreams. Wow. See, I gave
Speaker 3: up on my dreams a long time ago, and just
Speaker 3: like have been floundering through life.
Speaker 1: Well they could still come to fruition. Andrew, he doesn't
Speaker 1: know what he wants to do in his life. Look
Speaker 1: at him there in the billiard room.
Speaker 5: Wow, I feel personally attacked. Thank you so much for that. Also,
Speaker 5: can I quickly go back to something? Yeah, you had
Speaker 5: a radio themed born Mitzvah.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I have to show you the pictures. Yeah,
Speaker 1: every every table was a different radio station. There were
Speaker 1: there were little radio things on each table and everyone
Speaker 1: was a different radio station. It was so cool.
Speaker 3: That's so creative. Yeah, I bet the playlist was fire.
Speaker 1: I don't remember, but I do remember that we had
Speaker 1: the like the hottest barmits for DJ on Long Island.
Speaker 1: He has a special appearance. All right, listen, this is
Speaker 1: just getting out of control.
Speaker 5: So I actually I can't. There's just al I'm blocking
Speaker 5: this out.
Speaker 1: You should come to my house. We can watch my
Speaker 1: bar Mitzva video. It's it's really exciting.
Speaker 3: Wow. Wow, that sounds like a horrible way to spend today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's so many people in there that are dead.
Speaker 1: I tell you, Oh my god, what I mean, it
Speaker 1: was like twenty five years ago.
Speaker 5: Your sense of humor. I feel like since quarantine has
Speaker 5: started has literally spiraled.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, it was way more than twenty
Speaker 1: five years ago. Holy hell, it was like thirty years ago.
Speaker 3: Wow, crazy?
Speaker 5: Are your girls having a bot mitzvah.
Speaker 1: No, we're not going to talk about that, but no
Speaker 1: they're not so anyway. Thanks for listening to Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: This has been episode one fourteenth. Thank you so much
Speaker 1: for joining us. Michelle. It's always a pleasure to have
Speaker 1: you here.
Speaker 3: I love I always love coming. Honestly, eating cereal is
Speaker 3: my favorite pastime, So I'm down good. It's great.
Speaker 1: But next time, please can you use cow milk because
Speaker 1: it just kind of makes me nuts?
Speaker 3: Okay, I will. I'll sacrifice my internal digestion system for you.
Speaker 1: Scotti, no problem, how But if I get you some
Speaker 1: lac tape pills.
Speaker 3: Okay, we can get on board with that. You can
Speaker 3: send it in a creepy like you know, the creepy
Speaker 3: three creepy bags plus one single lack tape pill. Just
Speaker 3: red flags are going to be You should see what
Speaker 3: I send to Andrew's house.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Well, this time I will say the package was
Speaker 5: great because they got three boxes of Eggo cereal, so
Speaker 5: can't complain.
Speaker 1: But we're going to be excited for the one you
Speaker 1: get tomorrow, so just just wait.
Speaker 5: Quick question, Michelle, did you have a sweet sixteen?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: I did not know. My parents didn't believe in lifting
Speaker 3: me up at that young age. I was not allowed
Speaker 3: to have parties of any sort.
Speaker 1: What parent wants to spend like fifty grand on a
Speaker 1: stupid party for their kids?
Speaker 3: Geez, I know, I agree, but all my friends had them,
Speaker 3: so I lived vicariously through them. You know.
Speaker 5: Here'd you get a candle at one of them?
Speaker 3: Of course I did.
Speaker 1: But see the only thing that's kidding me. The only
Speaker 1: thing that sucks is you didn't get any gifts back.
Speaker 1: You were giving all these gifts out. That's why people
Speaker 1: have parties so they can get the damn presence back.
Speaker 3: I know, but I have to say I started bribing
Speaker 3: people at about age fifteen to like get in their candles. Like,
Speaker 3: I kind of pained the girls you were going to
Speaker 3: have seat sixteens, And then I was like, all right,
Speaker 3: get in real close.
Speaker 1: Did you wear the big giant socks when you took
Speaker 1: your shoes off so you could slide around the dance
Speaker 1: floor and play Coke and Pepsi.
Speaker 3: Probably I don't. I don't remember that much in depth,
Speaker 3: but I'm sure I got I got jiggy.
Speaker 1: With it, and that song was popular right around that.
Speaker 1: You don't know what Coke and Pepsi is, Andrew.
Speaker 5: I have zero clue what you're talking about with Coke
Speaker 5: and Pepsi.
Speaker 1: Wow, Michelle, you no, Wow? That must be like it.
Speaker 1: That must be like a really eighties bar Mitzva game
Speaker 1: that they would play on the floor, like to Date yourself.
Speaker 1: But this file is super long and it's gonna take
Speaker 1: me seventeen and a half hours to edit, So let's
Speaker 1: get out of here. Wait, what do you know?
Speaker 5: Do you know if the pawn shop still has your
Speaker 5: Barnmut's the ring? Can we like maybe set out on
Speaker 5: an expedition to find it. I feel like I need
Speaker 5: to get you this ring back.
Speaker 1: It's not a pawn shop. I sold it to a
Speaker 1: gold dealer that's melted. It's gone. Unless some other dude
Speaker 1: with an name starts with S is wearing my little
Speaker 1: diamond s on his finger. I don't know.
Speaker 5: I feel like you need to post a picture of
Speaker 5: it and then we'll set out who knows, maybe someone
Speaker 5: has it.
Speaker 1: I have to look to see if I have a
Speaker 1: picture of me wearing.
Speaker 3: It somewhere, Like I just envisioned a pinky ring, like
Speaker 3: that's all I can, like a gold pinky ring with
Speaker 3: a little s well.
Speaker 1: I mean, at this stage of my life, it would
Speaker 1: only fit on my pigy because my fingers are big
Speaker 1: and fat.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: Oh by the way, Andrew, I'm below two hundred again.
Speaker 1: What's up now?
Speaker 5: Congratulations? Good you lost your quarantine weight?
Speaker 1: I did all right? Please follow us Serial Killer's PC.
Speaker 1: That's cereal with a C and liken. Subscribe on things right, yeah, Andrew.
Speaker 5: Anywhere you can listen to podcasts, just hit the subscribe button.
Speaker 5: Do you know, Scott, We're actually doing really good on
Speaker 5: some gers. We have like a couple thousand now.
Speaker 1: Because people are bored, so they're finding things to listen to.
Speaker 5: Yeah, kind of true.
Speaker 1: Michelle, plug yourself, okay.
Speaker 3: Follow me on Instagram, mish underscore fits. Follow me on
Speaker 3: Twitter and that's about all I got for you. Follow
Speaker 3: me on cameo and I'll send you a really lackluster
Speaker 3: minute and a half of me congratulating your son and
Speaker 3: daughter on their botmitzvah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll do it for five bucks. It'll be way better.
Speaker 3: There you go.
Speaker 5: Can you charge five bucks on cameo?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's a ZERI minimum, Scott.
Speaker 5: I think you need to get into the cameo game.
Speaker 5: They're ten bucks formerly of Extreme Extreme Couponing twenty eleven.
Speaker 5: Listen if they ever do an all star season, like
Speaker 5: Michelle was just on, I feel positive about it, Scott.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, well thanks for listening. Have a great week.
Speaker 1: We'll see you on Friday. Until then you're ready, Michelle,
Speaker 1: she doesn't know the chant. Oh crunch, Okay, are we
Speaker 1: counting and say no, no, no, just say crunch. So just yeah,
Speaker 1: crunch crush unch.
Speaker 3: It did great.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Michelle, Thank you.
Speaker 5: I really feel bad and I feel like you need
Speaker 5: to get that bar MIT's for ring.
Speaker 1: We got to take a picture, Andrew, can you do it?
Speaker 1: Don't worry Michelle, you look great Okay, And my hair
Speaker 1: hasn't been this long since I came home from Sleepway
Speaker 1: camp in nineteen eighty eight.
Speaker 3: I feel like everybody is trying to figure out how
Speaker 3: to grow out their hair and they're all like, let's
Speaker 3: try it now. Oh yeah, So I feel like this
Speaker 3: could be good for you. Maybe you become a surfer boy.
Speaker 3: At the end of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've done something to your hair since we last
Speaker 1: saw you.
Speaker 3: It's it's darker, it's dirtier. Oh significantly dirtier. All right,
Speaker 3: I'm just struggling my way through this quarantine. One Day
Speaker 3: at a Time, I hear you.
Speaker 1: Oh, one Day at a Time, Andrew Golden Girls?
Speaker 4: Is that from the Golden Girls? Is that a show?
Speaker 4: Is that a soap opera?
Speaker 1: Hold on?
Speaker 3: Is that a song? One day Time?
Speaker 5: Oh? My god, Jordan Sparks had that one song One
Speaker 5: Step at a Time?
Speaker 1: God, you guys, seriously, wait, Michelle, when were you born
Speaker 1: ninety ninety? And Andrew your nighty one yep? One day
Speaker 1: at a Time? No, come on? What you never had
Speaker 1: One Day at a time and they just did a
Speaker 1: reboot of it on On it takes one Day at
Speaker 1: a time.
Speaker 4: I'm so lost.
Speaker 5: It's like you're just you're You're just shouting things at
Speaker 5: this point, and I'm just like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Mackenzie Phillips, Pat Harrington, he was the he was Schneier
Speaker 1: he was the handyman had cigarettes rolled up in the sleeve. No, no, okay, well.
Speaker 3: You're really showing your age here.
Speaker 1: It's so messed up. It's been in repeats for years.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I just have missed every single one of them.
Speaker 1: I gotta go home. I gotta sit in traffic because
Speaker 1: there's traffic.
Speaker 3: Are we rounding that corner? Like are we all about
Speaker 3: to reopen our lives and everything goes back to normal
Speaker 3: and traffic is back.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean things are not really back to normal,
Speaker 1: but traffic is back. It's so strange, like it's now
Speaker 1: taking me an hour to get home again, and I
Speaker 1: hate it so much.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry for you.
Speaker 1: You just sit on your couch there, have a great day.
Speaker 3: Hi Will, Bye, Thanks guys, Bye, thank you