1 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:09,200 Speaker 1: Ladies and gentstic is the moment you've waited for. The 2 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:11,920 Speaker 1: Jewil Show is here. Get your butt at the front door. 3 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:18,759 Speaker 1: We are super villains ready to overtake the world and 4 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:22,520 Speaker 1: we're gonna do it in style. It's time for the 5 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:27,480 Speaker 1: best ready go you've heard in a while, The Jews show. 6 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:30,520 Speaker 1: Should you or shouldn't you? Drink out of a water 7 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:34,239 Speaker 1: fountain with your entire mouth over the spout, making contact 8 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:36,880 Speaker 1: with it, using your tongue to lap the water from 9 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:39,040 Speaker 1: the spout into the back of your throat. Should ya, 10 00:00:39,159 --> 00:00:41,559 Speaker 1: shouldn't you? It's a jewel show and it's time to 11 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:43,480 Speaker 1: play the game that we always play at this time 12 00:00:43,479 --> 00:00:45,960 Speaker 1: of the week every single time. We do it every 13 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,080 Speaker 1: single day, every single time of this week that we've 14 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:51,520 Speaker 1: never played before, called should yairs? Shouldn't You? We always 15 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:54,640 Speaker 1: play this game always, always, every single time. We always 16 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:56,400 Speaker 1: play this game. It's not all the time, it's the 17 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:58,120 Speaker 1: first time we've ever played it, but we play it 18 00:00:58,120 --> 00:00:59,960 Speaker 1: every single time, So you know the game should yairs? 19 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,000 Speaker 1: Shouldn't you? H? And today we're playing should you or 20 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,880 Speaker 1: shouldn't You? We're going to ask a couple of questions 21 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:06,680 Speaker 1: because the vaccines are opening up to more people now. 22 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:08,800 Speaker 1: And the CDC just came out with a list of 23 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:11,840 Speaker 1: things you shouldn't do after you take the vaccine. So 24 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:15,320 Speaker 1: let's meet our contestant four. Should you or shouldn't you? 25 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:18,720 Speaker 1: Alex Fresh? All right, I'm ready to go, so I'm 26 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:20,800 Speaker 1: always ready to go. Yeah, you know you don't want 27 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:23,360 Speaker 1: to face someone. Get ready, computer screen over there before 28 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:25,400 Speaker 1: we get trying get out of jury duty? That's all. 29 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:30,560 Speaker 1: Shouldn't get out of jury duty? It's a great question. 30 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:33,520 Speaker 1: But now it's time to play should you or shouldn't you? 31 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:37,759 Speaker 1: With Alex? And here are the questions. Alex, yep, I'm ready. 32 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:41,319 Speaker 1: Should you or shouldn't you? Remember the CDC released the 33 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:43,080 Speaker 1: lists of things you shouldn't do after the vaccines because 34 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,560 Speaker 1: people are struggling with side effects after they get it. 35 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:47,360 Speaker 1: And these are the things you shouldn't do. Should you 36 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:51,120 Speaker 1: or shouldn't you? Take over the counter medications like advil 37 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:55,920 Speaker 1: or thailand? All right? Before your shot? Should you or 38 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:59,160 Speaker 1: should you not? I would think you know, based on 39 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:00,720 Speaker 1: like what I know as a mom, and like a nurse, 40 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:02,920 Speaker 1: you know some of a mom, yes, a nurse, that's 41 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:04,320 Speaker 1: part of your job. So I just know that you 42 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:07,280 Speaker 1: shouldn't take certain medications before certain things, like you shouldn't, 43 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:09,399 Speaker 1: you know, take something before you get a tattoo because 44 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:10,680 Speaker 1: at the ends your blood and things like that. So 45 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:13,320 Speaker 1: I would assume that you should not. I don't know 46 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:15,840 Speaker 1: for sure, but I think you would should not. If 47 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:17,840 Speaker 1: you're listening at home, we just asked Alex fresh the 48 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:19,720 Speaker 1: question should you or shouldn't you take over the counter 49 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:22,119 Speaker 1: medications like adular time all right before your vaccine shot, 50 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:24,960 Speaker 1: and the according to the CDC, you should not. That 51 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:30,600 Speaker 1: is correct. Congratulation, congratulations on that. That was amazing. CDC 52 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:32,839 Speaker 1: just released a list of things you shouldn't do after 53 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:34,680 Speaker 1: getting the vaccine. So we're playing the game that we 54 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:36,520 Speaker 1: always play on this show that we're only played right 55 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:39,280 Speaker 1: now called should you or shouldn't you? With Alex answering 56 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:41,880 Speaker 1: questions on what should you or shouldn't you do after 57 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:45,680 Speaker 1: the vaccine. Here's another question, Alex, Okay, should you or 58 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:49,800 Speaker 1: shouldn't you set up a kissing booth at a rest home? 59 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:53,640 Speaker 1: Now that you've had the vaccine? Should you or shouldn't you? 60 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:57,040 Speaker 1: First or second round of the vaccine? Second? It's not 61 00:02:57,080 --> 00:03:00,799 Speaker 1: the one er after one time after being completely baccinated. Oh, 62 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,000 Speaker 1: is it okay to now set up a kissing booth 63 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:06,560 Speaker 1: at a rest home? Should jo shouldn't you? Yeah? My 64 00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:09,520 Speaker 1: first thought was heck no, But after thinking about it, 65 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:12,080 Speaker 1: if you're like totally vaccinated, it doesn't even matter if 66 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:15,480 Speaker 1: the others are vaccinated or not, You're fine. Why not 67 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:17,400 Speaker 1: want to ask for the love? Okay? I don't know 68 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:21,280 Speaker 1: if we just asked Alex if you should or shouldn't 69 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:22,799 Speaker 1: set up a kissing booth at a rest home after 70 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:25,480 Speaker 1: you've had the vaccine the COVID vaccine, and Alex answer 71 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:27,880 Speaker 1: was why not? So that's a should And guess what. 72 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:29,800 Speaker 1: We don't really know the answer to that because the 73 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:32,359 Speaker 1: CDC did not give us a correct answer on that one. 74 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:35,000 Speaker 1: I'm guessing you probably could though, if you want it to, 75 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:37,160 Speaker 1: so we'll give that to you. Alex. That's another correct answer. 76 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:40,240 Speaker 1: You should do that kiss some senior citizens after you've 77 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:42,560 Speaker 1: had the vaccine and you're all good to go. Here's 78 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:45,240 Speaker 1: another question, should you or shouldn't you? In the game 79 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:47,120 Speaker 1: show that we always play that we only played right 80 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,320 Speaker 1: now for the first time ever, called should or shouldn't you? 81 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:51,160 Speaker 1: The CDC released a list of what you should or 82 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:53,000 Speaker 1: shouldn't do after you get the vaccine because more people 83 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,200 Speaker 1: are getting the vaccine. Now here's another question, Alex Fresh ready, 84 00:03:56,480 --> 00:04:00,600 Speaker 1: should you or shouldn't you go to an aquarium after 85 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:03,920 Speaker 1: getting the vaccine? That's a great question. Go to an aquarium? 86 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:07,040 Speaker 1: I mean, first thing I'm thinking of is all the 87 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:10,920 Speaker 1: cute animals aquariums are fun at the aquarium, I would 88 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:15,560 Speaker 1: I would say only yes, only yes if you have 89 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:20,840 Speaker 1: a kid. So you're setting single, thirty eight year old 90 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:24,560 Speaker 1: adult man who just had been vaccinated, should not go 91 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:28,480 Speaker 1: to the aquarium by himself. Absolutely no, I'm gonna go 92 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:30,039 Speaker 1: ahead and give that to you. That is correct. If 93 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:32,479 Speaker 1: you're listening at home, we asked, Alex, should jar shouldn't 94 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,120 Speaker 1: you go to an aquarium? I don't really know the 95 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:36,039 Speaker 1: answer to that, but I think you probably could. But 96 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:37,920 Speaker 1: good point. Only go if you have some kids to 97 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:39,280 Speaker 1: go with you. If you're the thirty eight year old 98 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:40,720 Speaker 1: guy that got a vaccine just so we could go 99 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:43,600 Speaker 1: to the aquarium, weird, shouldn't do that? I think that 100 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:45,479 Speaker 1: was a great round of should yi shouldn't you? Thank you? 101 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:47,320 Speaker 1: I think I did pretty well. Yeah you did. Yeah. 102 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:51,560 Speaker 1: They also said you shouldn't put other vaccines. Around the 103 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:54,239 Speaker 1: same time, they also said you shouldn't forget to hidrate, 104 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:57,680 Speaker 1: and you shouldn't lose your vaccine card. All the shouldn't 105 00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:59,240 Speaker 1: don't go step on a nail because you can't get 106 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:02,640 Speaker 1: your technis shot exactly after you get your vaccine. Don't 107 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:04,960 Speaker 1: go step on a nail right away. Wait about a week. 108 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:07,920 Speaker 1: That was another round should do or shouldn't? Check right 109 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:11,360 Speaker 1: here on The Jewels Show, The Jewels Show on demand, 110 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:18,880 Speaker 1: it's another jewil phone frame morning. Hello, this is Brianne's office, 111 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:37,600 Speaker 1: your murgle, Hello, what is going on? Hello? Hello? Is 112 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:43,560 Speaker 1: this Brianne? Yes, Vice Prince Well middle school? Yes, what 113 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:47,159 Speaker 1: is it? That's what I thought I heard your phone. 114 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:57,160 Speaker 1: M I sound a lot without the megaphone on me. Okay, 115 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:01,719 Speaker 1: yes you do. Yeah, sound quite a bit different, don't Yeah, 116 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:09,280 Speaker 1: I don't understand what's going on? What is this? Pa? 117 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:15,280 Speaker 1: You using the mug horn to tell him? I didn't 118 00:06:15,279 --> 00:06:21,359 Speaker 1: appreciate it. He didn't look appreciate So I got my 119 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:25,000 Speaker 1: own megaphone so you can see how it feels. Okay, 120 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:28,120 Speaker 1: I mean this is insane. You know what's insane to me? 121 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:31,919 Speaker 1: What what's insane to you? This business? The fact that 122 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:36,480 Speaker 1: the fact that I saw you assuring the kids around 123 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:43,920 Speaker 1: the other day at the school. And what's ridiculous to 124 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:48,600 Speaker 1: me is I had to go out and invest fourteen 125 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:57,159 Speaker 1: dollars and ninety five cents into my own megaphone. Okay, 126 00:06:57,200 --> 00:07:00,920 Speaker 1: I mean no, this is you wasted your own money 127 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:03,080 Speaker 1: on your own accord. I don't understand what the point 128 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:13,080 Speaker 1: of this phone call. Okay, not very nice when people 129 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:16,440 Speaker 1: talk to you with the megaphone? Is it fine? Do 130 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:18,679 Speaker 1: whatever you need to do. You don't need to waste 131 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:20,880 Speaker 1: my time. You don't need to be yelling at my 132 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:23,080 Speaker 1: son with your megaphone telling him to get the class. 133 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:25,960 Speaker 1: You can do it in your normal voice. We don't yell. 134 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:28,520 Speaker 1: It's easiest to communicate with the students with the megaphone 135 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,360 Speaker 1: we've been using. We've been doing it for years. My 136 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:33,640 Speaker 1: son came home the other day crying because the assistant 137 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:36,040 Speaker 1: principle was walking around telling him to get to class 138 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:45,920 Speaker 1: with a what please don't do it again. Okay, I'm 139 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:50,040 Speaker 1: very year but you please don't need to harass me 140 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:52,960 Speaker 1: with this. Okay, okay, Well I don't think I'm arressing you. 141 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:57,960 Speaker 1: So it's interesting. That's interesting to note, and what do 142 00:07:57,960 --> 00:07:59,400 Speaker 1: you think you've been doing to the students at the 143 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:01,480 Speaker 1: middle school arresting them with the megaphone? And what do 144 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:05,960 Speaker 1: you think he was late for class because he was 145 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:10,240 Speaker 1: playing craps in the hallway, gambling with his friends. I'm sorry, 146 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:14,600 Speaker 1: what what are you talking? No? I heard my saw 147 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:18,120 Speaker 1: and legal gambling on the hallway and it was late 148 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:22,040 Speaker 1: and unified yelling in with a megaphone. And I don't 149 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:27,760 Speaker 1: think that's what. What do you mean he was playing 150 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:30,160 Speaker 1: craps gambling in the hallway? What are you talking about? 151 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:31,640 Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think it was me. But he 152 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:34,200 Speaker 1: should have been yelled at with the megaphone. Not only that, 153 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:39,280 Speaker 1: but the cops should have been called. Who is your son? Anyways? 154 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:45,280 Speaker 1: Who is your son? Who is your son? Oh? I 155 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:48,680 Speaker 1: don't have one? What do you mean you don't have one? 156 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:50,880 Speaker 1: I don't have one? Because this is actually Jewel from 157 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:53,480 Speaker 1: the Jewel Show doing a phone prink on you. Oh 158 00:08:53,559 --> 00:08:57,840 Speaker 1: my god. And here your co worker Stacy set you up. 159 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:02,280 Speaker 1: Oh my. They said he used a megaphone to like 160 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:04,319 Speaker 1: get the students to class, and they're always messing with 161 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:07,679 Speaker 1: you at the school. I'm who cares. Something's got to 162 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:14,080 Speaker 1: get them to class. Oh my gosh, wake up every 163 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:17,760 Speaker 1: morning with Jebil phone pranks. We say mornings on the twenties, 164 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:23,200 Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand gets time four of the 165 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:25,839 Speaker 1: roses only on the Jebil Show. Not that I can 166 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:29,160 Speaker 1: predict the future, but I can predict the future. Nice. 167 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:32,280 Speaker 1: I feel like today's four of the roses to catch 168 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:37,000 Speaker 1: Cheater is going to contain a lot of hammering and 169 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:42,400 Speaker 1: screw jokes. Hammering and screw. Yeah, a builder? Do we 170 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:45,120 Speaker 1: have a builder on the phone? No? No, no, well 171 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:49,360 Speaker 1: handy manny? Well no. I say that because Bree is 172 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:51,000 Speaker 1: on the phone and she thinks her husband might be 173 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:55,120 Speaker 1: cheating on her. Yeah, and apparently it's because he's a handyman. 174 00:09:55,920 --> 00:10:00,240 Speaker 1: So you know, it just naturally it comes with the territory. 175 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:02,040 Speaker 1: I probably will make a lot of those jokes be 176 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:04,920 Speaker 1: very annoying, or I'll just try not to. I don't know, 177 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:09,160 Speaker 1: but we'll see. Anyway, I've already screwed things up. But yeah, 178 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:10,640 Speaker 1: Bree is on the phone. She thinks that her husband, 179 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:13,679 Speaker 1: chrisa four years might be cheating on her because he's 180 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:18,280 Speaker 1: a handyman. But apparently he's not doing handyman stuff. I 181 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:21,320 Speaker 1: don't know let's just says free break. Hey guys, thanks 182 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:24,000 Speaker 1: for taking my call. Well, thank you for your email. 183 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:26,480 Speaker 1: Sucks that you're in this situation, but what's going on? 184 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:29,400 Speaker 1: You think that your husband is cheating on you and 185 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:33,920 Speaker 1: you mentioned because of an app on his phone. Yeah, 186 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:37,160 Speaker 1: so my husband, he's like a handyman. He has a business. 187 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:39,599 Speaker 1: He does a lot of like contract work and whatnot, 188 00:10:39,679 --> 00:10:45,360 Speaker 1: and he he has recently started taking extra gigs through 189 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:47,720 Speaker 1: this app called thumb tack or I guess it's for 190 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:50,600 Speaker 1: like freelancers to fred errands or you know, fixed stuff 191 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,800 Speaker 1: around the house, whatever people need. I've hired so many 192 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:54,920 Speaker 1: people off of that because guess who's not a handyman? 193 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:59,240 Speaker 1: Mea task grab It's another good one. I know, all 194 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:01,480 Speaker 1: of the good app to find dudes that actually know 195 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:03,040 Speaker 1: how to do stuff that I had never taught or 196 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:05,360 Speaker 1: they don't even work when you hired them. Yeah, they're great. 197 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:10,040 Speaker 1: So he started doing work on thumbtack or getting work 198 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:13,559 Speaker 1: off of thumbtack, right, and he has been, like I 199 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,800 Speaker 1: feel like he's been booking a lot of hours, like 200 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:19,439 Speaker 1: a lot of gigs through this app. So, I mean, 201 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:23,120 Speaker 1: I haven't noticed any extra money coming in, and I 202 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,160 Speaker 1: would kind of write that off. It's like, you know, 203 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:28,520 Speaker 1: maybe it just takes a while for that stuff to 204 00:11:28,559 --> 00:11:30,839 Speaker 1: go through. It's like a you know, a person he 205 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:33,560 Speaker 1: doesn't know through an app. I mean, I didn't notice 206 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:36,720 Speaker 1: any extra money coming in, and he's been taking all 207 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:39,600 Speaker 1: these gigs. Those a little strange, yeah, right, I mean, 208 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,640 Speaker 1: now you would see it right away. I mean you know, yeah, 209 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:45,440 Speaker 1: it'd be expensive too. If it's a candyman work. Usually 210 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:48,120 Speaker 1: you know, it's like LEAs a couple hundred bucks at 211 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,600 Speaker 1: a time. I would imagine, you know, yes, have you 212 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:53,280 Speaker 1: have you actually brought it up to your husband, like 213 00:11:53,559 --> 00:11:57,000 Speaker 1: mentioned the fact that you're not seeing the extra money. Yeah, 214 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:59,400 Speaker 1: I mean he kind of just played it off of like, 215 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,640 Speaker 1: you know, it just takes time for that stuff to 216 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:04,880 Speaker 1: go through, and you know, kind of blamed it on 217 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:07,960 Speaker 1: the app or the client or whatever. But we haven't 218 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,520 Speaker 1: talked about it much. Oh, you never know, he might 219 00:12:10,559 --> 00:12:14,680 Speaker 1: be waiting on the money. Maybe. Is there anything else 220 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:16,840 Speaker 1: other than just the fact that you haven't seen any 221 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:21,440 Speaker 1: money from him doing supposedly doing handyman work. Yeah, I 222 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:24,120 Speaker 1: mean if it was just the money thing, I would 223 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:27,480 Speaker 1: buy his Oh the app is slow or I'm waiting 224 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,600 Speaker 1: on the client to pay me or whatever. But I was, 225 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:34,480 Speaker 1: you know, feeling a certain way about it. And I 226 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:38,160 Speaker 1: got on his phone and the sum tack app isn't 227 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:42,400 Speaker 1: even on his phone. Oh it isn't. Okay, No, it's 228 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,880 Speaker 1: not on his phone. And I mean, I don't know 229 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:46,480 Speaker 1: if you can do it on a computer, but like 230 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:49,199 Speaker 1: you would have that on your phone if that's how 231 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:52,920 Speaker 1: you were making income. Yes, so here he says he's 232 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:54,839 Speaker 1: doing handyman work through some tach but some tack is 233 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:57,679 Speaker 1: not on his phone, not on his phone. I mean 234 00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:59,760 Speaker 1: I'd even checked the folders, you know, I thought, oh, 235 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:01,800 Speaker 1: he stuck it in like a folder, and I just 236 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:04,599 Speaker 1: don't see it. It's not on there. Is that the 237 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:07,400 Speaker 1: first time you've had a snooped through his phone? I mean, 238 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,040 Speaker 1: I wouldn't say I've snooped through his phone. But we 239 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:11,920 Speaker 1: you know, we've been together for four years. We used 240 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:13,720 Speaker 1: each other, We look at each other's phones all the time. 241 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,040 Speaker 1: It's not weird for me to use his phone or 242 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,360 Speaker 1: look at it. You know, have you thought about good 243 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:21,240 Speaker 1: way to get him on the phone and offer some 244 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:23,480 Speaker 1: flowers to send to somebody and see whose name he 245 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:26,640 Speaker 1: gives us without it being a weird phone call for him. Well, 246 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,920 Speaker 1: I mean he does get because he's a contractor. He 247 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:31,440 Speaker 1: gets a lot of calls from like hardware stores. So 248 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:35,199 Speaker 1: I mean, you guys could even be like something, maybe 249 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:39,240 Speaker 1: he won something. Okay, you know that wouldn't be it 250 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:41,840 Speaker 1: would that would be a weird call for him to get. Okay, 251 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:45,680 Speaker 1: all right, cool, so he but he does shop. Yeah, 252 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:48,240 Speaker 1: I feel like that's the go too. We'll play a song, comeback, 253 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:50,880 Speaker 1: call him, pretend to be from with some sort of 254 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:52,719 Speaker 1: special offer and some flowers to send to somebody, and 255 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:55,520 Speaker 1: see whose name he gives us. Okay, okay, all right, 256 00:13:55,559 --> 00:13:58,000 Speaker 1: if you're just joining us for today's War of the roses, 257 00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,839 Speaker 1: breas on the phone for a War of the rose 258 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,800 Speaker 1: to Cheater, I have a feeling that you might not 259 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:03,679 Speaker 1: hear some good news here. I just want to get 260 00:14:03,679 --> 00:14:05,840 Speaker 1: you prepped for that. Like, based on the fact that 261 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:08,680 Speaker 1: you told us that your husband, Chris, you've been together 262 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:13,640 Speaker 1: four years, says that he started doing sidework on Thumbtack, 263 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,800 Speaker 1: the app where people can hire a handyman and stuff 264 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:19,480 Speaker 1: like that, because he's a handy type dude. Um, you 265 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:21,040 Speaker 1: said that he's been doing a bunch of work off 266 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:23,840 Speaker 1: of thumbtack, but hasn't really brought in any extra money. 267 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:26,400 Speaker 1: And then also you checked his phone and didn't find 268 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:30,120 Speaker 1: the thumbtac app on there. It definitely sounds like something 269 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:33,800 Speaker 1: is going on. If something's not going on, it's like 270 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:38,880 Speaker 1: a crazy string of coincidences. Yeah, yeah, you know, and hopefully. Oh, 271 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:42,200 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm prepared for bad news, honestly. Yeah. What 272 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:47,720 Speaker 1: are you gonna do if he is cheating? Um? Kill him? Well, yeah, 273 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:54,160 Speaker 1: that would be definitely you know, Yeah, I don't know. 274 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:55,600 Speaker 1: I mean, I guess like a part of me is 275 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:58,320 Speaker 1: hoping like he was planning some sort of surprise thing 276 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:01,920 Speaker 1: for me, but that's not really his vibe. So well, 277 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:03,360 Speaker 1: I mean that's a good way to be hopeful. Maybe 278 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:06,320 Speaker 1: he's got another bank account. Maybe he I don't know why, 279 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,440 Speaker 1: but the app though not on his phone. All right, Well, 280 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:11,560 Speaker 1: we're gonna pretend to call him from where he buys 281 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,480 Speaker 1: a lot of stuff, and I guess he's a remember 282 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,600 Speaker 1: of their rewards program, So we'll offer him a discount 283 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,520 Speaker 1: on something and some flowers to send to somebody and 284 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:21,840 Speaker 1: see if he gives us your name or someone else's. Okay, okay, 285 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:37,480 Speaker 1: all right here we go. Hello. Hey, this is Jourban 286 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:43,600 Speaker 1: calling from looking for Chris speaking. What's going on? Hey, Chris, 287 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:48,360 Speaker 1: how's it going today? Not man, I'm calling to say 288 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,560 Speaker 1: thank you for your business. You shop here a lot 289 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:55,800 Speaker 1: and we appreciate it. Okay, kind of random, but cool 290 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,760 Speaker 1: calling you today to say thank you for being such 291 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:02,200 Speaker 1: a loyal customer to the and offer you a hundred 292 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:05,440 Speaker 1: dollars gift card and also some flowers that you can 293 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:09,120 Speaker 1: send to your loved one. Okay, so that's I don't 294 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:11,080 Speaker 1: I don't have to do anything. It's totally free. You 295 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,880 Speaker 1: just gonna give me one hundred bucks to go spend it. Yep, 296 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:15,840 Speaker 1: one hundred bucks is spending the store. And then you 297 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:19,120 Speaker 1: know you are you a general contractor or what's your deal? 298 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:23,120 Speaker 1: I have a small contracting business, so I'm in there 299 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:26,120 Speaker 1: all the time. So I get it flowers to send 300 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,520 Speaker 1: to you know, your wife or girlfriend or whatever, because 301 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,640 Speaker 1: I have a nice way to say thank you for 302 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:34,920 Speaker 1: putting up with mush. Yeah that's cool. I mean yeah, 303 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:38,080 Speaker 1: makes them feel part of it. That's a good idea. Yeah. So, um, 304 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:40,280 Speaker 1: I can get you the gift card via email. We 305 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:43,080 Speaker 1: have your stuff here. I'll make sure I'll check it 306 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,360 Speaker 1: in just a second. As for the flowers, I just 307 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,880 Speaker 1: need the name and address and all this stuff. So 308 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:51,880 Speaker 1: who would you like to send the flowers to. We're 309 00:16:51,880 --> 00:17:02,880 Speaker 1: gonna send that to Kinsey. Kensey, Chris Kinsey. I'm sorry? 310 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:09,200 Speaker 1: What what's going on? Your wife a four years um? 311 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:12,680 Speaker 1: I played in the dumbass bitch that clogged her toilet 312 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:18,320 Speaker 1: with wet wipes. He gets flowers, not me? What? What? 313 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:20,440 Speaker 1: What is going on? Is it? Is it? It sounds 314 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,880 Speaker 1: like Bree. Is this Bree on the phone? Yes, Bree, 315 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:26,960 Speaker 1: your wife who would love to get flowers but apparent 316 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:31,360 Speaker 1: Wait wait, Kensey deserves them? What wait? What is going on? 317 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:34,800 Speaker 1: Why are you on this call from the Oh that's 318 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:38,120 Speaker 1: because it's not um oh, this is actually the Jewel Show. 319 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,359 Speaker 1: My name is Jewil Mine's Alex. My name is Evan, 320 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,080 Speaker 1: and we do a second of the show called War 321 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,119 Speaker 1: and your wife's on the phone too. I'll shut up. 322 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:53,280 Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is not happening. I can't believe this. 323 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:57,000 Speaker 1: It seems like it's happening. It seems like you're cheating 324 00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:03,000 Speaker 1: on me with Kinsey, you know, like a little tip babe. 325 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:06,360 Speaker 1: Next time you're gonna like, use some app as an 326 00:18:06,359 --> 00:18:09,080 Speaker 1: excuse to get out of the house and go some bitch. 327 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,760 Speaker 1: Maybe you should actually have the app on your phone. 328 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:14,520 Speaker 1: Do you at least have some sort of story to 329 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:17,320 Speaker 1: back it up? What app are you talking about? What 330 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:20,879 Speaker 1: do you even tell? I don't even this is so confusing. 331 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:22,800 Speaker 1: What the fuck are you talking about? Can you please 332 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:27,479 Speaker 1: just like, I mean, okay, all right, this is happening, 333 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:30,680 Speaker 1: pretty simple. You told me you've been doing work through thumbtach, 334 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:33,080 Speaker 1: no extra money came in, And then I look at 335 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:35,119 Speaker 1: your phone and thumb Tech isn't even on your phone 336 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:41,200 Speaker 1: because you like detective work on my phone. Okay, cool? Yeah, right, 337 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:42,879 Speaker 1: what are your phone? Are you paying me? We've been 338 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:46,400 Speaker 1: together for years. I use your phone all the time. Yeah. 339 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:49,520 Speaker 1: But I know you were like, I know you were 340 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:52,480 Speaker 1: like looking for clues to catch me in the app, 341 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,400 Speaker 1: but she did. But it sounds like she did catch 342 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:58,880 Speaker 1: you in the act. So yeah, I mean, I don't 343 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,960 Speaker 1: know what. I don't know what else to say. I mean, 344 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:06,080 Speaker 1: I caught me red handed. You really got me. I'm like, so, 345 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:11,840 Speaker 1: I feel like I'm completely blindsided by this. You are blindsided. 346 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:16,680 Speaker 1: You are blindsided. You are Yeah, we could we could 347 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:19,480 Speaker 1: have just had a conversation, like, we've been married for 348 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:23,000 Speaker 1: four years, you could you got had a conversation with her. Yeah, 349 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:25,600 Speaker 1: first we've been we've been married for four years. You 350 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:29,199 Speaker 1: could have not dude on me? Who's kinsey? Oh you 351 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,480 Speaker 1: want to tell them? Or do you want to die? 352 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:33,720 Speaker 1: Because this is the dumb ass bitch that put wet 353 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:38,400 Speaker 1: wipes down her toilet. We were laughing about it, but apparently, wow, 354 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:41,000 Speaker 1: that's what he's into. Is this a friend of yours 355 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:44,040 Speaker 1: or something? No, a client? He had to fix her 356 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:49,160 Speaker 1: toilet and out of her pipes, and now he's okay. 357 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:54,600 Speaker 1: I was confused. Yeah, she she used my services a 358 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:57,959 Speaker 1: couple of times. I bet. Yeah, you know what, and 359 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,439 Speaker 1: she can keep using your services because I'm not going 360 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:05,480 Speaker 1: to meet him anymore. We are done? Are you kidding? 361 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,399 Speaker 1: We can't? Can we talk about this and just like 362 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:11,200 Speaker 1: throwing it away? You're like jumping to a lot of companions. 363 00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:13,440 Speaker 1: Let's just talk about it. Would you like me to 364 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,760 Speaker 1: hang up on him? If she's jumping to conclusions? What 365 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:18,439 Speaker 1: are you jumping too? Yeah? I would love you to 366 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,239 Speaker 1: hang up on him. No no, no no, no, no, no 367 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:25,600 Speaker 1: no no, don't hang one, hang up hang up. Gone, 368 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:30,320 Speaker 1: that felt good. Chris sucks. What's really trying to blame 369 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:33,439 Speaker 1: this on me? You know people do that. That's what 370 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:36,000 Speaker 1: happens when people cheat, they usually try to blame someone else. 371 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:40,080 Speaker 1: He cheated with an idiot too. It sounds like, right, 372 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:47,320 Speaker 1: like what damas doesn't know? You don't flush wet wipes me? Well, 373 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,360 Speaker 1: sorry to get that news, but um, you'll be better off? Yeah, 374 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:54,000 Speaker 1: much better off. Yeah. Well, I mean this sucks, but 375 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,920 Speaker 1: I mean I was kind of prepared for it. So um, 376 00:20:56,920 --> 00:21:03,600 Speaker 1: thanks for thanks. Cheers to single life. Yeah, new beginning party. Yes, 377 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:07,239 Speaker 1: who hire some handyman off thumb tack? Maybe you can 378 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,919 Speaker 1: meet it nice stuff dude to come over and fiction toilet. 379 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,280 Speaker 1: Maybe you should hire him off thumb tak. Oh wait, 380 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:16,719 Speaker 1: he's not on there. The Jewels shows were of the roses. 381 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:23,960 Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on Demand, Jewils Dirty Little Secret. Very 382 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:26,639 Speaker 1: excited to talk to the person on the phone for 383 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:29,560 Speaker 1: today's dirty Little Secret. Well you're not excited. I'm excited, 384 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,600 Speaker 1: very excited. Who was so excited that I have to 385 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:37,439 Speaker 1: say it like that? Very very very excited. Remember, good boarded. 386 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,160 Speaker 1: If you want to tell us a dirty little secret, 387 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:41,239 Speaker 1: you remain anonymous. We don't even ask what your name 388 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:42,920 Speaker 1: is text in formula six one. If you have a secret, 389 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,120 Speaker 1: we'll let you tell it. But we do keep everybody anonymous, 390 00:21:45,119 --> 00:21:47,680 Speaker 1: so you're free to say whatever you want. And that's 391 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,280 Speaker 1: why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname and on the 392 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,119 Speaker 1: phone right now to tell us a dirty little secret. 393 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:58,280 Speaker 1: Chloe Kardashian's old nose, Oh my god, old one. Yeah, 394 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:07,880 Speaker 1: how you been, stranger? That's hilarious. I'm sorry you're long forgotten. 395 00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:15,240 Speaker 1: Health retirement, so funny him still insecure. You're liking yourself 396 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:18,800 Speaker 1: more of these days, I hope. So it's so it's gone. 397 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:21,520 Speaker 1: It's nice to talk to you though. All right. So 398 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:26,760 Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret, I use you. You well, 399 00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:32,159 Speaker 1: you just spill it, do it? All right? So, like 400 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:37,679 Speaker 1: literally no one knows that I do this. I'm told anyway, 401 00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:45,280 Speaker 1: do this? Okay, Yeah, okay. I have a boyfriend. We've 402 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:49,119 Speaker 1: been together for a couple of years, and um, prior 403 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:52,880 Speaker 1: to my boyfriend, I've had other boyfriends and pretty much 404 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:56,919 Speaker 1: like ninety percent of them all cheated on me. I haven't. 405 00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:01,600 Speaker 1: Oh wow, well, this guy, I don't think he's cheating 406 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:04,600 Speaker 1: on me at all. Now in the beginning idea and 407 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:10,560 Speaker 1: I always very chellist and insecure. That's the thing, real quick. 408 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,359 Speaker 1: I hate to stop you on your secret, but that's 409 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:13,919 Speaker 1: what we do. We go off on tangents once in 410 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:16,359 Speaker 1: a while, right, And this is something that does bother 411 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,560 Speaker 1: me a lot that people don't think about when it 412 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:21,080 Speaker 1: comes to relationships, right, because a lot of dudes out there, 413 00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:22,840 Speaker 1: especially dudes, I mean actually think everybody. I think it's 414 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,439 Speaker 1: pretty fitty fitty. A lot of people cheat, right, um, 415 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:28,720 Speaker 1: and a lot of people don't think about the effects after. Yeah, 416 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,960 Speaker 1: and like especially bros who because I'm a dude and 417 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,520 Speaker 1: I've only really known to dude with my whole life, 418 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:35,159 Speaker 1: and especially the bros are like bros Rose like Bro Code, right, 419 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:38,199 Speaker 1: Bro Code, do another bro a favor because he's mentionally 420 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,919 Speaker 1: gonna love that woman that you don't love enough that 421 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:43,720 Speaker 1: you're together. Yeah, So there's a ton of wisdom you 422 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,480 Speaker 1: just drove. Thank you. It's just it's just bugged me 423 00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:47,160 Speaker 1: because I've been with people like that before. You feel 424 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,400 Speaker 1: so bad, You're like, dude, I would never And also 425 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:53,160 Speaker 1: I understand why you think that because of Chad. Yeah, anyway, sorry, 426 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,200 Speaker 1: you've been cheated on a bunch. Sorry about the tangent, 427 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:58,760 Speaker 1: go back to your secret. No, that totally makes sense. 428 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:04,879 Speaker 1: You nailed it. Um anyways, Yeah, so then after time, 429 00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:09,120 Speaker 1: I realized he's a really good guy. He's not cheating, 430 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:12,200 Speaker 1: and I don't want to lose him. But now I 431 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:15,960 Speaker 1: feel like I was the psycho one, right, So I 432 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:21,040 Speaker 1: want to I want to be um. I want to 433 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:25,800 Speaker 1: like justify my behavior a little bit. Okay. So uh, 434 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,840 Speaker 1: Like as an example, like I had a hair scrunchy 435 00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:32,199 Speaker 1: that I bought that wasn't mine, and I just like 436 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:35,040 Speaker 1: throw it in his car, and like one day where 437 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:39,040 Speaker 1: we were going to the gursery store, It's like I 438 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:44,080 Speaker 1: see this scrunchy and I was like, who scrunchy is this? What? 439 00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:46,119 Speaker 1: So you set him up to look like he was 440 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,879 Speaker 1: cheating even though he wasn't cheating. You were doing it 441 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:56,560 Speaker 1: to him though. That is hilarious actually funny too. Yeah. 442 00:24:56,680 --> 00:25:02,160 Speaker 1: So um another thing I do is um, like, on 443 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:05,239 Speaker 1: some of his shirts, I'll put a little bit of 444 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:10,719 Speaker 1: like foundation on it, and I'll do one that's not 445 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,040 Speaker 1: even my skin type so he won't think it's me. 446 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,160 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. So basically you want to come off 447 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:22,080 Speaker 1: less crazy. Yeah, I just like to say, though, when 448 00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:24,080 Speaker 1: he when he finds out, he's gonna think you're just 449 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:29,600 Speaker 1: as crazy. Yeah, as you are. Honestly, when when I 450 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:33,160 Speaker 1: did the makeup thing, I was just thinking, oh my god, 451 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:38,760 Speaker 1: I'm a freaking lunatic. All right, well you are, Thank 452 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:44,240 Speaker 1: you for the appreciate it good. What's your dirty little secret? 453 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,800 Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on Demand. Welcome to the i n N, 454 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,399 Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news. 455 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:56,560 Speaker 1: The news for Thursday, April first, twenty twenty one. I'm 456 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:59,399 Speaker 1: Jewel Fresh and there's an opportunity for you to get 457 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:02,080 Speaker 1: very rich today with a side of sour cream. Goe 458 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:03,920 Speaker 1: to that story in just a second, But first let's 459 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,480 Speaker 1: meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh, and I have a 460 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:09,240 Speaker 1: follow up on my story from yesterday on Kindled Jinner. 461 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,960 Speaker 1: I'm Brad Nolan and I'm going to find out what's 462 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:16,800 Speaker 1: cooking good looking, And I'm Jewel Fresh, and yes, you 463 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:20,119 Speaker 1: can get rich today and also enjoy some guacamole or 464 00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:22,600 Speaker 1: some chips, or some caso or some sour cream. Why 465 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:25,080 Speaker 1: do I say that because Chipotle just announced that they'll 466 00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:28,760 Speaker 1: be giving out free burritos and free bitcoin today. What 467 00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:31,719 Speaker 1: ye who doesn't love free burritos and who doesn't love 468 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:35,240 Speaker 1: free bitcoin? And it's not an April Fool's Day joke, 469 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:38,320 Speaker 1: don't worry about that. Today is National Burrito Day, So 470 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:41,960 Speaker 1: happy National bret to Day everybody. Thank you. And if 471 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,920 Speaker 1: you want to enter, you just go to their website 472 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,760 Speaker 1: Burritos or bitcoin dot com starting at New n Eastern 473 00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,679 Speaker 1: today and you get ten tries to guess a random 474 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:52,080 Speaker 1: six digit number. If you somehow get the number right, 475 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:55,560 Speaker 1: you'll either get a burrito or some bitcoin. That's a 476 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,840 Speaker 1: lot for a burrito, not a lot for some bitcoin, 477 00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,760 Speaker 1: because if you get it right, bitcoin is skyrocket in value. 478 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,440 Speaker 1: Ten thousand people will get a burrito, and fifty people 479 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,359 Speaker 1: will get five hundred dollars worth of bitcoin. Wow, And 480 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,479 Speaker 1: three people will get twenty five thousand dollars worth a bitcoin. 481 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,520 Speaker 1: Another good point. They probably shouldn't have done it on 482 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,240 Speaker 1: April Fools Day because most people are probably not going 483 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:15,760 Speaker 1: to go to the website because they're gonna go who 484 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,080 Speaker 1: actually is that good for us? Because if it's one 485 00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:20,280 Speaker 1: hundred and seventy five thousands, people are gonna go ads apriols. 486 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:22,080 Speaker 1: They're actually gonna give way Bitcoin and Britos. So I'm 487 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,320 Speaker 1: not even gonna go to the website. Does that mean 488 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:24,399 Speaker 1: the chances to get better for us if you go 489 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:26,440 Speaker 1: to the website that involves math? My head's about to explode. 490 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:28,680 Speaker 1: This is the I n M, the Idiot News Network 491 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:31,320 Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news. 492 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:32,760 Speaker 1: And for our next story of the day, let's send 493 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,320 Speaker 1: it on over to Alex Fresh was on location in 494 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:39,080 Speaker 1: Los Angeles, California. Alex see where Okay and Casey missed you. 495 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:42,640 Speaker 1: Yesterday I talked about Kendall Jinner having some random guy 496 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:46,960 Speaker 1: lombo to her house, get past all the security Hollywood Hills, 497 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,560 Speaker 1: tried a skinny dip in her pool, knocking on her windows, 498 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,160 Speaker 1: THEE on her name. Okay, well she left, of course 499 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:55,240 Speaker 1: because that's scary. But she's had multiple incidents at her 500 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,439 Speaker 1: house in the last couple of months where she's had 501 00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,879 Speaker 1: to follow restraining orders and somebody even said that they 502 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:03,560 Speaker 1: wanted to shoot himself, well shoot her and then comeslf O, Wow, 503 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,960 Speaker 1: so she had astra owner. Anyhow, she's done with that house. 504 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,920 Speaker 1: She's done, she moves, She's never going back, she says, 505 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,879 Speaker 1: I mean if everybody, if all of your stokers know 506 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:13,800 Speaker 1: where you live, and they can all just get in 507 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,800 Speaker 1: the gates easily. I think it's time to move like 508 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:20,280 Speaker 1: everyone else is doing. Just moved to Texas. Yeah, everybody California. 509 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,520 Speaker 1: Everybody's leaving California and moving to Texas right now. Maybe 510 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,720 Speaker 1: she should do that. So she's supposed to live in 511 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:26,320 Speaker 1: one of the safest places, but all of her stockers 512 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:27,959 Speaker 1: are able to get to her now. It says that 513 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:32,320 Speaker 1: she's now she left her house and then oh okay, 514 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:36,520 Speaker 1: oh now and one of the safest places in LA jail. Yeah, 515 00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:37,879 Speaker 1: that's what I was going to say. Actually, one of 516 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:39,760 Speaker 1: the safest places in LA is probably the La County 517 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:47,320 Speaker 1: Correctional Facility is right down there, Travis Avenue, right downtown Lam. Yes, 518 00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:51,560 Speaker 1: it is actually row outsid I just watched a documentary 519 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:54,320 Speaker 1: on Netflix about skid row. Yeah, it's sketchma catch it is. 520 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,840 Speaker 1: And that is the way that police describe that in 521 00:28:56,960 --> 00:29:00,760 Speaker 1: Los Angeles, California. They're like, this is a official statement 522 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:05,480 Speaker 1: on it. That place sketch mcgatch. This is the i 523 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:08,280 Speaker 1: n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just 524 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:11,720 Speaker 1: in the news. Our next story, let's send it on 525 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:15,720 Speaker 1: over to Brad Nolan, who's on location in the Dominican Republic. 526 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:20,240 Speaker 1: Is it sketch mcgetch there, Brad always and constantly. An 527 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:23,480 Speaker 1: alleged mafia fugitive who had been on the run since 528 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:27,520 Speaker 1: twenty fourteen was arrested by police in the Dominican Republic. 529 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,320 Speaker 1: How did they find this fifty three year old suspected 530 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:34,840 Speaker 1: member of the mafia organization I can't pronounce because of 531 00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:42,480 Speaker 1: his YouTube cooking channel? Yeah, why not. I've been living 532 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:45,320 Speaker 1: a quiet life in the Taurus town of Bocca Cheka, 533 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:48,720 Speaker 1: Dominican Republic, Okay, not far from the country's capital. And 534 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,680 Speaker 1: he was making cooking videos with this one. That's nice. 535 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,640 Speaker 1: Wait was he putting his real name in there? I 536 00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:54,479 Speaker 1: don't know the answer to that. But they were like 537 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:57,520 Speaker 1: they they watched a video, I mean, police get hungry too, 538 00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,240 Speaker 1: and they were like, how do I make this thing? 539 00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:02,200 Speaker 1: And they were like, oh so the cops. So cops 540 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:06,680 Speaker 1: were like watching videos on YouTube, probably about skitter in 541 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,200 Speaker 1: l a going while that sketch. Let's want something happier, 542 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:10,960 Speaker 1: And then they went to go watch a cooking show 543 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,080 Speaker 1: and they're like, wait a second, that's the mobby, that's 544 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:15,320 Speaker 1: the mob boss. That's the mafia guy who would try 545 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:19,400 Speaker 1: to come three years That looks delicious. Also, let's get him. 546 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:23,480 Speaker 1: While the video never showed the man's face, investigators say 547 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:27,560 Speaker 1: they were able to recognize him from his voice. Tattoos 548 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:33,640 Speaker 1: tatos always, it's always the tattoos. It's always the tattoo. 549 00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,800 Speaker 1: They do those programs. The police in gang areas will 550 00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:39,720 Speaker 1: do these programs where they'll be like, hey, come down 551 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:42,680 Speaker 1: to the police station and we'll get rid of your 552 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,400 Speaker 1: old tattoos for you for free if you don't like 553 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,520 Speaker 1: them anymore. If you got some old gang tattoos, who 554 00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:49,520 Speaker 1: wants those things on your body right now? Because you've 555 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:51,120 Speaker 1: been going identify you from a game, come on down, 556 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:52,800 Speaker 1: we'll give it away. We'll take them off for free. 557 00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:54,520 Speaker 1: And so many gang members will come down to do it, 558 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:56,240 Speaker 1: and then they go, you've been in a murder before, 559 00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,960 Speaker 1: you've been all the tattoos. They'll identify them that way. 560 00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,160 Speaker 1: They didn't trap. Yeah, they did that one time with 561 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:04,040 Speaker 1: a trade your gun in guns in program for tattoo 562 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:07,200 Speaker 1: rule and in la sketchmen catch any work. I'm Brad 563 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,200 Speaker 1: Nolan reporting live from the Dominican Republic. Back to you, 564 00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,680 Speaker 1: and that was the I n N, The Idiot News 565 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,960 Speaker 1: Network where idiots aren't just in the news. Tune in 566 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:20,120 Speaker 1: tomorrow the same time for another hard hitting report. This 567 00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:26,160 Speaker 1: is I n N News News, The Jebil Show on Demand. 568 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:36,200 Speaker 1: It's another Jebil Phone frame Mornings. Hello, Charles todd Sparks, 569 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:37,880 Speaker 1: putting the spark back in your life? How you doing? 570 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,960 Speaker 1: Is this a guy Jimmy said was going to call me. Yeah, 571 00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:44,600 Speaker 1: guilty as charged. Todd Sparks, putting the spark back in 572 00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:47,800 Speaker 1: your life. Nice to meet you. Your friend Jimmy hired 573 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:50,400 Speaker 1: me because he said, you need a little bit of 574 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,920 Speaker 1: life coaching. You need a little bit of fire, you 575 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,080 Speaker 1: need a little bit of the spark back in your life, 576 00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:57,360 Speaker 1: a little bit of the pep back in your step, 577 00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:00,320 Speaker 1: a little bit of the funk back into the honey 578 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:03,160 Speaker 1: stuff you do. And I'm the guy to help you 579 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:06,600 Speaker 1: with that. Todd Sparks, Nice to meet you. Nice, Nice 580 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,360 Speaker 1: to meet you. Don't know if I need all of that, 581 00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,080 Speaker 1: but but Jimmy said he was gonna have you give 582 00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,480 Speaker 1: me a call. I got a whole cornucopia good feelings 583 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,120 Speaker 1: to give you. So let's talk about some stuff. Let's 584 00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:19,120 Speaker 1: talk about it. Huh, what's up? What's going on? Okay, 585 00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,000 Speaker 1: what are we what are we going to talk about? 586 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:25,960 Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about what happened? Why not spark? Spark Huh. 587 00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:32,080 Speaker 1: I'm concerned that I would be a loser for the 588 00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:33,720 Speaker 1: rest of my life and not be able to take 589 00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:36,760 Speaker 1: care of her even though I got her through you know, 590 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:41,680 Speaker 1: three different jobs over you know, two years. What are 591 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:47,520 Speaker 1: we talking about here, Chazz? Yeah, no, no, Chazz, I'm Charles. 592 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:49,920 Speaker 1: I would like to call you Chatz. As a matter 593 00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:51,880 Speaker 1: of fact, I'm gonna call you Chazz. That's what I 594 00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:55,840 Speaker 1: call decision making. Well, I tell you what, I'll make 595 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:59,160 Speaker 1: a decision. I'm going to call you Karen. How about that. 596 00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:02,960 Speaker 1: That's that's my decision. Listen, Chaz love the effort there. 597 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:04,880 Speaker 1: You've made a decision. You didn't do it the right 598 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:07,440 Speaker 1: way though, you say hey, I want to call you Karen, 599 00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:10,840 Speaker 1: and they accepted every time. Because you took control of 600 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,680 Speaker 1: your life. You put the spark back in your life 601 00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:16,960 Speaker 1: to spark. Well, I'm gonna call you Karen. Karen. So 602 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:19,440 Speaker 1: here we go, Karen, what do we do next to 603 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,600 Speaker 1: put the spark back in my life? All r So 604 00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,760 Speaker 1: you see you can't seem to get that first lesson. 605 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:27,080 Speaker 1: But that's fine, that's really advanced stuff. I just I'm 606 00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:29,880 Speaker 1: trying to figure out what's wrong your humdrum about your 607 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:32,760 Speaker 1: girlfriend leavin you? Huh? Is that what's going on? Yeah? 608 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,640 Speaker 1: That what's got your humdrum in the beat? Yeah? Yeah. 609 00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:39,800 Speaker 1: Jimmy keeps saying, I gotta snap out of it and 610 00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:42,400 Speaker 1: uh and get back to the world. But you know what, 611 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:46,640 Speaker 1: what's the point? And that is a great question, and 612 00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:49,560 Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked it. What is the point? What 613 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:56,360 Speaker 1: is the point? Charles? What is the point? What? Karen, 614 00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:59,080 Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, I'm gonna ask you, what is the 615 00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,720 Speaker 1: point of sitting on the couch all day thinking about 616 00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:04,200 Speaker 1: the love that you lost? Well, are you a saying? 617 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,360 Speaker 1: Are you a single guy? There? Todd? You have somebody, Todd. 618 00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:09,359 Speaker 1: I've had six wives and you can read about all 619 00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:11,239 Speaker 1: of them in my book that I'm going to send you, 620 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:14,560 Speaker 1: Todd Sparks putting the spark back in your life. So 621 00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:17,040 Speaker 1: if you've had six wives, how are you How are 622 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,160 Speaker 1: you the guy to give me advice? You have failed 623 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,719 Speaker 1: six times? I don't I don't, I don't know if 624 00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:24,840 Speaker 1: this is working out here, Todd. But you can't succeed 625 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:28,400 Speaker 1: unless you fail, and I have succeeded where most men 626 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,640 Speaker 1: at failing. I don't understand how this is going to 627 00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:33,279 Speaker 1: help How? How is this going to help me? Todd? 628 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:36,240 Speaker 1: Nobody who ever convinced? How is this going to convince 629 00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:39,440 Speaker 1: her that this guy is a is a big, smooth 630 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,399 Speaker 1: talking loser who's going to leave her one day too? 631 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:43,680 Speaker 1: And I was a guy who loved about her. How 632 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:45,319 Speaker 1: are you going to convince her that? Todd? We have 633 00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,080 Speaker 1: identified the root of a problem here. The problem is 634 00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:51,279 Speaker 1: you're thinking about her. You're thinking about what she's doing, 635 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,319 Speaker 1: how she's going to come back. You know what you 636 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:56,280 Speaker 1: need to be thinking about, Charles don't know, Todd? How 637 00:34:56,320 --> 00:35:00,759 Speaker 1: am I going to get a Maserati? So so so you're 638 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,480 Speaker 1: you're telling me I need to give some rich, fancy 639 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,200 Speaker 1: things to win her back. Is that the advice? I'm kidding, 640 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,640 Speaker 1: That's exactly what I'm telling you. Put the spark back 641 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:11,560 Speaker 1: in your life. Get a Maserati. Drive by her in 642 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:14,120 Speaker 1: the Maserati. Hello, she's going to be back in the 643 00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:17,080 Speaker 1: Shimmy meet you. How in the world, how is this 644 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,239 Speaker 1: what you do for a living? Jimmy met me because 645 00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:20,759 Speaker 1: he emailed me for a prank phone call. That's what 646 00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:22,520 Speaker 1: Jimmy did. He put the spark back in your life 647 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,800 Speaker 1: by a simple email is all it took to start 648 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:29,480 Speaker 1: that fire. Did you say prank? Yes? I did, because 649 00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:31,279 Speaker 1: this is not todd Sparks putting the spark back in 650 00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,040 Speaker 1: your life. This is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show 651 00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:35,280 Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you and your buddy. Jimmy 652 00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:39,600 Speaker 1: shut you up. He said that you just went through 653 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,399 Speaker 1: a breakup and he was hoping a phone prank could 654 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:45,799 Speaker 1: cheer you up. So hopefully that helped. I am going 655 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,560 Speaker 1: to punch him in the arm really hard. Well, that 656 00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,520 Speaker 1: will definitely make you feel better. Punch him in the arm, 657 00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:51,680 Speaker 1: put the spark back in your life, and get a masserati. 658 00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:57,359 Speaker 1: That'll help. I'll get a maserati. Thanks, Karen. Wake up 659 00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:00,759 Speaker 1: every morning with Jewil phone Pranksweet same mornings on the 660 00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:07,760 Speaker 1: twenties the Jewels Show on demand, Jebils dirty little Secret 661 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,759 Speaker 1: sign for your dirty little secret. Remember, if you have 662 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,160 Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, all you have to do is 663 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,160 Speaker 1: text us four one O six one tell us you 664 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:14,799 Speaker 1: have one, and then we'll hit you back and go, hey, 665 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,239 Speaker 1: you want to tell it on the radios, and then 666 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:18,960 Speaker 1: you'll be like, yeah, I do, but I don't want 667 00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:20,640 Speaker 1: people to know my real name. And then we'll be like, 668 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,239 Speaker 1: that's cool, dude, We'll give you a fake nickname so 669 00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,120 Speaker 1: you could say whatever you want. That's why already stays 670 00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:28,440 Speaker 1: anonymous and everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on 671 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:31,400 Speaker 1: the phone right now to tell us a dirty little secret? 672 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:35,680 Speaker 1: Is the purple teletubby? Oh, purple teletubby, how are you 673 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:40,360 Speaker 1: that show? I'm good. I could use that little smile 674 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,240 Speaker 1: things because my dirty little secrets a little frustrating, really 675 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:46,960 Speaker 1: a little frustrating. Why is it frustrating? Well, I'm kind 676 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,280 Speaker 1: of frustrated. I mean, but I'm also kind of excited 677 00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,880 Speaker 1: and I'm nervous and I'm scared. It's just in the 678 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:53,759 Speaker 1: big day, you know. Today's today? Wait, today is the 679 00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,480 Speaker 1: big day? Yeah? A lot going on with your dory 680 00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:59,560 Speaker 1: little secret there. Frustrated, nervous, excited. Yeah, it sounds like, yeah, 681 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,440 Speaker 1: what's going buddy, what's the big day? I am? I 682 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:05,080 Speaker 1: am a ball of emotions. Um, I'm breaking up with 683 00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:10,960 Speaker 1: my girlfriend today. Oh oh why yeah, that's the problem. 684 00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:14,000 Speaker 1: I feel bad. It's just like we're not compatible anymore, 685 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,719 Speaker 1: Like it's a kind of grizzled out. Wow, do you 686 00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:20,200 Speaker 1: think do you think she has any idea that it's coming? No? 687 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,960 Speaker 1: I don't think so that's why I'm so nervous. Do 688 00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,160 Speaker 1: you guys live together or how long have you guys 689 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:28,920 Speaker 1: been together? Actually about a year and a half. Okay, 690 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,480 Speaker 1: and you said no, you don't live together, so that 691 00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:32,920 Speaker 1: makes it easier. Yeah, and she's not probably, but she 692 00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:36,000 Speaker 1: was planning to move in and that's kind of a 693 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:39,239 Speaker 1: problem okay before, Well, good for you for cutting it 694 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:40,759 Speaker 1: off before it got further. And then you have to 695 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,319 Speaker 1: do it later when you already know you know it 696 00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:46,799 Speaker 1: would suck. What if she's planning to propose today, Sure, 697 00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,799 Speaker 1: she calls in with a dirty little secret later and 698 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,120 Speaker 1: she's like, I'm proposing to my boyfriend and later today 699 00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,400 Speaker 1: it's not really Uh, I mean that's that's kind of 700 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:57,040 Speaker 1: a sweet secret. Yeah, so you're breaking up with your 701 00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:59,759 Speaker 1: girlfriend today? She has no way? Are you sure she 702 00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,200 Speaker 1: hasn't no idea? Because most of time you think the 703 00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:03,319 Speaker 1: relationship has gotten to a point where both people kind 704 00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:07,040 Speaker 1: of know that somebody could break up at any moment. Yeah. Um, 705 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,000 Speaker 1: but you don't feel like it's there, it's gonna be 706 00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:12,640 Speaker 1: she's gonna be completely shocked. No, that's the problem. Like 707 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,720 Speaker 1: a month ago, she's the one to suggest it moving 708 00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,239 Speaker 1: in and so like she's totally on board with this, 709 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:21,919 Speaker 1: and you now I know I'm not. Wow, well, good luck. Yeah, 710 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:24,719 Speaker 1: I wish you the best. I've been playing it over 711 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:27,200 Speaker 1: in your head over and over again, trying to figure 712 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:28,839 Speaker 1: you know, the speech that you're going to give her 713 00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:31,719 Speaker 1: or what you're gonna say. Oh yeah, I mean I've 714 00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,759 Speaker 1: gone over it my head time and time again. I 715 00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,040 Speaker 1: know what I want to say. It's just hard to 716 00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:38,440 Speaker 1: actually say. You know. Yeah, Well, can you give us 717 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,160 Speaker 1: a taste. We'll let you do a dry run through 718 00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:43,480 Speaker 1: right now. You want to practice on, Alex, No, no, 719 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,799 Speaker 1: don't do it. I want to hear it. I want 720 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,520 Speaker 1: to hear it. It'll help you, It'll help you run 721 00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,279 Speaker 1: through it one time. So okay, all right, give me 722 00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:52,640 Speaker 1: your best shot. I just don't Okay, it's already bad. 723 00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:57,960 Speaker 1: It's already it's already bad. I know. But I mean, 724 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,319 Speaker 1: you didn't even say hey, Like you weren't even soft 725 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,320 Speaker 1: at all. It's like, Alex, we need to talk y 726 00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:05,120 Speaker 1: hey babe, Hey, sit down for a second. You know, 727 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,200 Speaker 1: none of that can Maybe maybe you should start it 728 00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:09,080 Speaker 1: like that. See this is good that you're running through 729 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,400 Speaker 1: it now. No, but I talk to a friend and 730 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,399 Speaker 1: he said, don't call her babe. He's like, don't say 731 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,600 Speaker 1: any pet names, don't say anything. Just get to it, 732 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:18,120 Speaker 1: like ripping off. That's a bad friend. It is ripping 733 00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:19,680 Speaker 1: off a band aid. You don't need to call her babe. 734 00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:22,440 Speaker 1: That's true. Actually, don't do that. No, No, just call 735 00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,239 Speaker 1: her by her first name. We won't ask what it is. 736 00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:27,120 Speaker 1: It's a little secret. So like if her name's like Claire, 737 00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:29,719 Speaker 1: but like hey Claire, yeah, and then she'll know what's 738 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,680 Speaker 1: up already and she's like, oh, he's breaking up with me, 739 00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:36,000 Speaker 1: So you I really should say hey Claire, we should talk. 740 00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:38,319 Speaker 1: Like if before I say it, I mean, don't say 741 00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:40,680 Speaker 1: her name, say her name, you know, if her name 742 00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:42,239 Speaker 1: is not Claire. No, I'm not going to say her 743 00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:45,480 Speaker 1: real name. I know. I'm saying, when you talk to her, 744 00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,440 Speaker 1: say her real name. I'm saying, when you talk to her, 745 00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:53,480 Speaker 1: say her real name, don't say Claire. Yes, I know, 746 00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:56,360 Speaker 1: I was just making a joke. We're for the example, 747 00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:59,839 Speaker 1: if I call her Claire, maybe she'll think I'm dating 748 00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:03,480 Speaker 1: some else. That's what you can do. But yes, call 749 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:04,840 Speaker 1: her by her name, so give us a taste of 750 00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:09,759 Speaker 1: it real quick. Okay, Hey, I don't think this is 751 00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:14,520 Speaker 1: working out, and I think we should maybe take a break. Nope, Nope, 752 00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:16,320 Speaker 1: that wasn't good. You can't say take a break because 753 00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:18,520 Speaker 1: you're not planning on getting back with hers. So hey, 754 00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:21,719 Speaker 1: I am just not in love with you anymore and 755 00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:23,319 Speaker 1: I'm not feeling it, and I just think that it 756 00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:25,040 Speaker 1: would be best for both of us to move on 757 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,719 Speaker 1: before it gets any further and waste people's time. So 758 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,400 Speaker 1: I mean, I'll always you know, adore you and love you, 759 00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,120 Speaker 1: and I hope you're the best. You'll always have a 760 00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:34,920 Speaker 1: special place in my heart. But so just repeat that 761 00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:37,799 Speaker 1: and you should be good. Yep, I'm writing it down. 762 00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:39,520 Speaker 1: And if that doesn't work, just tell her you started 763 00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:44,720 Speaker 1: dating someone named Claire. What's your dirty little secret.