1 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:03,960 Speaker 1: You just the right number. 2 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:05,960 Speaker 2: It's the Loser Line. 3 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:07,920 Speaker 3: Goodby, just call me back. 4 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:11,280 Speaker 4: It's Brooken Jeffrey in the morning, and it's time for 5 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:15,040 Speaker 4: a special Halloween themed edition at the Loser Line. 6 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:16,840 Speaker 2: Today from the weekend. 7 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:20,040 Speaker 4: Yep, every voicemail we plays from someone who met a 8 00:00:20,079 --> 00:00:25,800 Speaker 4: costumed battie while Halloween party or maybe at a Zillow 9 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:29,560 Speaker 4: listing for a haunted manship. But let's say that you 10 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:32,000 Speaker 4: were at a spooky nightclub and a guy dressed as 11 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:35,960 Speaker 4: Dad bod Ken came and approached you, and he says, 12 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:40,920 Speaker 4: excuse me, miss, but your sexy Alpha book costume has 13 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:44,839 Speaker 4: my downstairs defying gravity. 14 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:47,200 Speaker 5: But he knows wicked, so I'm not too mad. 15 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:51,239 Speaker 4: Yeah, Blaffery says that don't shove your broomstick where the 16 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:54,240 Speaker 4: sun don't shine. Instead to tell him he just made 17 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:57,840 Speaker 4: your heart melt faster than the wicked witch. And that's 18 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 4: when you slip in the digits of the Loser Line 19 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,200 Speaker 4: And so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we 20 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:06,080 Speaker 4: could play on the air. Voicemails like this one. 21 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:10,320 Speaker 1: Hey there, this is from the Hunted House. 22 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:10,840 Speaker 6: The other night. 23 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:13,399 Speaker 1: I just want to say you can call me the 24 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:17,600 Speaker 1: Undead because my heart stopped the second that you walked 25 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:22,600 Speaker 1: into the room. That was my Halloween pickup line. 26 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:23,640 Speaker 7: I hope you liked it. 27 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:28,119 Speaker 1: Yeah, we met at the long line at the Hunted House. 28 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:34,200 Speaker 1: I was the ghost in the Hawaiian shirts, and I 29 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:36,960 Speaker 1: know that there were a couple of guys that were 30 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:40,360 Speaker 1: interested in you. I was one of the ones bold 31 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:43,039 Speaker 1: enough to ask for your number, and I appreciate you 32 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:48,680 Speaker 1: giving that to me. So I came up with another 33 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:52,920 Speaker 1: pickup line too, Are you a candy bowl? Because you 34 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:58,560 Speaker 1: look like a snack? That That was my second best one. 35 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 1: I think I think the undead one was better. That's 36 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:05,840 Speaker 1: why I live with it. But yeah, I need to go. 37 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:08,880 Speaker 1: Just remember do you like things that go bump in 38 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:15,440 Speaker 1: the night. I don't have a punchine or a pickup 39 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:18,959 Speaker 1: line for that yet, but it's off to a good start, 40 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:19,760 Speaker 1: and I. 41 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,120 Speaker 2: Think we're off to a good start. 42 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:23,640 Speaker 6: Next message, she does. 43 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:26,720 Speaker 4: Realize you don't have to keep delivering pickup lines after 44 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:28,000 Speaker 4: you get the girls number. 45 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:28,520 Speaker 3: I don't know. 46 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:30,720 Speaker 5: I don't know. I'm sitting next to Alexis and I 47 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:32,120 Speaker 5: can tell she is turned on. 48 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:38,280 Speaker 1: Tell me that goodly gravity is the best one. 49 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:46,960 Speaker 8: Hey, are you Okay, I feel so bad because I 50 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,079 Speaker 8: know I probably shouldn't have forced you to. 51 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:52,960 Speaker 3: Go on that hockey peat right with me, But I 52 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:58,160 Speaker 3: promise I did not know it would be that scary. Literally, 53 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:01,000 Speaker 3: kids we're going on at like five year old, so 54 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:02,840 Speaker 3: I thought, like, how back it to be, you know 55 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:07,440 Speaker 3: what I mean. So anyway, when the guy with the 56 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:13,120 Speaker 3: chainsaw popped out and you like started crying, I just 57 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:16,440 Speaker 3: felt like, oh God, I really messed up. But hey, 58 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:19,519 Speaker 3: if it makes you feel any better, you look really 59 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,680 Speaker 3: really cute when you cry, and it's nice to meet 60 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:26,639 Speaker 3: a man who's not afraid to show his emotions, you 61 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 3: know what I mean. So anyway, I couldn't find you 62 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:34,240 Speaker 3: after you ran ahead of the group and hit in 63 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:38,960 Speaker 3: that tab ail, so that's why we all left. I'm 64 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,560 Speaker 3: really sorry about that, but I figured i'd call you 65 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:46,000 Speaker 3: and and see if maybe you wanted to do something 66 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:50,360 Speaker 3: a little less haunted next time, something where you won't 67 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:53,560 Speaker 3: cry in front of kids. 68 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:57,680 Speaker 4: I love the backhanded comments just keep on coming, like, yeah, 69 00:03:57,760 --> 00:03:59,440 Speaker 4: I mean all the five year old were having a 70 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:02,120 Speaker 4: great time. You were bawling your eyes out there. 71 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:03,680 Speaker 2: More minister hitting behind the haybells. 72 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:07,920 Speaker 5: Yeah, the corn stuff is gone. 73 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:11,800 Speaker 4: It's a special Halloween edition of The Loser Line this year, 74 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:15,120 Speaker 4: playing cringey voicemails from people who got tricked with the 75 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:18,840 Speaker 4: fake phone number during the spookiest party weekend of the year, 76 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:21,400 Speaker 4: and we're playing all of our favorite messages from it, 77 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:22,080 Speaker 4: like this one. 78 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:29,919 Speaker 6: Hey, this is we met at the Halloween party. So 79 00:04:30,279 --> 00:04:34,920 Speaker 6: I did something and I think you may like it. 80 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:39,040 Speaker 6: I actually carved you, I. 81 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,360 Speaker 7: Mean your face. 82 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:45,600 Speaker 6: I carved your face into a pumpkin because you were 83 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:49,960 Speaker 6: you know, you're so beautiful and I don't know how 84 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:53,000 Speaker 6: good it is actually, but I kind of gave you 85 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:58,719 Speaker 6: spock ears by accident. They seemed kind of pointy. But 86 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:02,800 Speaker 6: I didn't have have any of those pumpkin tools that 87 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:05,240 Speaker 6: they use, so I just did the best they could. 88 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:09,599 Speaker 6: But what I had and there's a pumpkin, so I 89 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:13,320 Speaker 6: you know, I didn't carve out your body or anything. 90 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:17,160 Speaker 6: It's it's just a face. But I did put two 91 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:23,960 Speaker 6: smaller pumpkins underneath it. They're not the scale, but I 92 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:28,240 Speaker 6: think they look pretty good. Sometimes I gotta like leave 93 00:05:28,279 --> 00:05:30,800 Speaker 6: the room if I look at it too long. But 94 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:37,000 Speaker 6: you know, shaking your head, now. 95 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:41,200 Speaker 5: Why do I gotta have pumpkin? Boobs. If pumpkins are 96 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:43,480 Speaker 5: getting you excited, it's because you haven't seen a real 97 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:44,840 Speaker 5: person in a long time. 98 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:56,839 Speaker 2: Hello, this is robot from the party. 99 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:01,560 Speaker 9: I uh with you. I would have called earlier, but 100 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:05,680 Speaker 9: oh god, this is embarrassing. It turns out I sort 101 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:11,039 Speaker 9: of kind of well, I gave myself an infection accidentally, 102 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:15,120 Speaker 9: so I guess it was a bad idea to make 103 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:16,680 Speaker 9: a robot coss room out of. 104 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:21,960 Speaker 7: Old soap cans for because apparently can's rust. Okay, yeah, 105 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:25,720 Speaker 7: I didn't really think about that. The next morning, I 106 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:28,280 Speaker 7: actually had woken up with a cut on my leg, 107 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:32,760 Speaker 7: and you know, long story short, the doctor gave me 108 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:33,559 Speaker 7: a tetnis shot. 109 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:38,400 Speaker 2: That hasn't happened in a long time since I was 110 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:39,160 Speaker 2: in college. 111 00:06:39,279 --> 00:06:42,600 Speaker 9: I you know, I got caught in a raccoon hazing and. 112 00:06:42,839 --> 00:06:45,599 Speaker 2: Anyway, that is besides the plant. 113 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:49,000 Speaker 7: I want fun antibiotics and some muscle relaxers. 114 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:53,440 Speaker 2: So I mean that is silver lining. But I should 115 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:56,600 Speaker 2: probably take another nap if you get this to shit 116 00:06:56,680 --> 00:07:02,600 Speaker 2: me back. Thank you. 117 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:04,919 Speaker 4: Did get the loser line because of the robot voice 118 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:08,280 Speaker 4: that he was using, probably the entire party, because. 119 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:11,520 Speaker 5: He had already previously brought up the Raccoon hazy because 120 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:13,360 Speaker 5: it didn't sound like it was the first time he's 121 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:14,880 Speaker 5: brought it pop in conversations. 122 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:18,720 Speaker 4: That was your Halloween edition of the Loser Line. Check 123 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:20,720 Speaker 4: out all of our Loser Line clips. We put them 124 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:22,920 Speaker 4: up on our YouTube, so follow us there at Brook 125 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:24,560 Speaker 4: and Jeffrey. Phone taps coming up 126 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:26,640 Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.