Speaker 1: Berkeley, California, has done it again. Last week, the city
Speaker 1: council approved an ordinance that will require local marijuana dispensaries
Speaker 1: to give away pot to poor people who claim to
Speaker 1: need it. Now there are three marijuana dispensaries in Berkeley.
Speaker 1: A fourth is to be open soon. The new law
Speaker 1: will require that they share the wealth. Two percent of
Speaker 1: the product will have to be given away each year,
Speaker 1: and it cannot be bottom quality weed. The medical cannabis
Speaker 1: provided must be the same quality, on average as the
Speaker 1: pot dispense to other members, so says the law. So
Speaker 1: who can get the free pot? You have to live
Speaker 1: in Berkeley, but you don't need a Berkeley address. You
Speaker 1: can be homeless. Now in order to get your gift
Speaker 1: of pot, you must be poor enough to be exempt
Speaker 1: from local taxes and fees right now. If you make
Speaker 1: less than thirty two thousand dollars a year, or if
Speaker 1: you are a family of four with an income of
Speaker 1: forty six thousand dollars a year, you're in You're considered poor.
Speaker 1: You qualify for free pots. Let me make a couple
Speaker 1: of suggestions. If you're homeless, why not get together with
Speaker 1: three other homeless people. Call yourselves a family. It's California,
Speaker 1: after all. Qualify for the free weed? Why not? Surely
Speaker 1: Berkeley libs won't question your redefined family. And finally, all
Speaker 1: you poor people in colder areas Chicago, Detroit, New York, Philly,
Speaker 1: they're giving away free pot in California. It's in Berkeley.
Speaker 1: Time for real climate change. Move to Berkeley now