WEBVTT - The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #361 0:00:01.840 --> 0:00:12.840 Brooklyn Boys podcast Slight Reactions. 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:28.400 This podcast all depends on you, baby Yeah. 0:00:28.720 --> 0:00:34.839 Brooklyn Boys Slice Time for episode three sixty one and beyond. 0:00:34.880 --> 0:00:38.720 Happy New Year, David Brody, Happy New Year is scary Jones, 0:00:38.760 --> 0:00:41.400 although it's well, it's the first time we're seeing each other. 0:00:41.400 --> 0:00:43.640 But it's the fifth. So what's the cutoff date? Have 0:00:43.640 --> 0:00:44.360 we established this? 0:00:44.479 --> 0:00:46.960 We've always said it was the fifth curby your enthusiasm 0:00:47.159 --> 0:00:49.120 was Larry David says. 0:00:48.880 --> 0:00:50.280 It's the fifth or the sixth? 0:00:50.360 --> 0:00:50.519 Right? 0:00:50.800 --> 0:00:51.000 Yeah? 0:00:51.200 --> 0:00:53.320 Yeah, roughly, it's the status What is it? The statute 0:00:53.320 --> 0:00:55.440 of limitations? Is that right? Yes? 0:00:56.280 --> 0:01:00.480 Well I went, yeah, I had a nightmare about you 0:01:00.720 --> 0:01:02.000 and the podcast. 0:01:03.600 --> 0:01:08.440 I what way I dreamt wearing I had nothing to 0:01:08.480 --> 0:01:11.200 do with what you were wearing. I'm not wearing. 0:01:11.720 --> 0:01:17.200 I dreamt that we had a brilliant, award winning episode 0:01:17.240 --> 0:01:20.600 and it was hysterical and it was three hours long, 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:23.400 and I forgot to record. 0:01:24.360 --> 0:01:24.720 Oh. 0:01:25.080 --> 0:01:26.440 I thought I thought you were gonna say your your 0:01:26.400 --> 0:01:29.160 a billion dollar sound system crashed. No, that that would 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:32.000 probably be in our favor because that buy a nude 0:01:32.040 --> 0:01:34.319 sound system, right, you know? All right, So have you 0:01:34.400 --> 0:01:37.400 ever done anything in radio that you weren't recording? And 0:01:37.640 --> 0:01:40.680 you got messed up and like you never you didn't 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:45.119 have it, you lost it. No, not the way you did. Yes, well, 0:01:45.600 --> 0:01:47.360 two things happened to me. When was your fault? What 0:01:47.520 --> 0:01:50.520 I talked about where Scary turned off my aircheck machine 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:54.720 when I was taping my only time ever DJing on Zeewoo. 0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:58.880 David Brody Radio showed debut. 0:02:01.560 --> 0:02:04.440 Yeah, so now here's the thing. I did find the 0:02:04.480 --> 0:02:09.640 cassette of the air check. I do have part of 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:12.000 it up until you turned it off, so I have 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:13.920 to clean it up and edit it. But at some 0:02:14.080 --> 0:02:17.160 point I'll play it on the podcast because I've learned 0:02:17.200 --> 0:02:18.720 one thing about my DJ skills. 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:21.240 I'm a much better writer. There you are. And what 0:02:21.360 --> 0:02:22.320 was the second time. 0:02:23.919 --> 0:02:27.760 So we started doing? I started doing phone taps. We 0:02:27.840 --> 0:02:30.040 called them nutcrackers back in the day, and I was 0:02:30.040 --> 0:02:32.600 the only one doing them. So I was relatively new 0:02:32.600 --> 0:02:35.000 working at the radio station. I was probably there a 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:38.720 few months, well maybe a year, maybe a year when 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:41.400 Elliott left and I started doing the prank phone calls. 0:02:41.840 --> 0:02:45.280 So I was in your studio which we called the 0:02:45.360 --> 0:02:48.560 Zudio the Zoo studio, and I did a prank phone 0:02:48.600 --> 0:02:52.840 call on a woman who apparently was called for jury duty, 0:02:54.600 --> 0:02:57.000 and a family gave me her information and said, you know, 0:02:57.120 --> 0:02:59.480 she's expecting a call from the court. She's very nervous, 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:02.519 terrified to be on jury duty, and she's afraid she 0:03:02.600 --> 0:03:04.400 might get put on like a murder trial and have 0:03:04.440 --> 0:03:06.040 to go to jury duty for like a long time. 0:03:07.400 --> 0:03:09.960 So I called her, pretending to be the the uh 0:03:10.320 --> 0:03:14.960 the state of New Jersey, you know, the the uh whatever, 0:03:15.000 --> 0:03:19.000 the judicial system, whatever, the courts from the jury pool, 0:03:19.440 --> 0:03:23.320 and I asked her. I started grilling her about could 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:25.280 she keep a secret and did she know of any 0:03:25.320 --> 0:03:27.760 of these mob people? Like did you have any connections 0:03:27.800 --> 0:03:29.359 to the mob? And so I was making up mob 0:03:29.480 --> 0:03:31.160 names and I said, I was like, do you know 0:03:31.320 --> 0:03:35.080 uh Jimmy the Weasel and Hatchet Steve and uh. 0:03:35.120 --> 0:03:36.240 And She's like, no, I don't know them. 0:03:36.240 --> 0:03:38.440 I said, are you sure you don't know two thumbs 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:41.240 Tony Like no, I wasn't because you know, we need 0:03:41.280 --> 0:03:44.320 to make sure that you you're you're unbiased. And I said, 0:03:44.320 --> 0:03:47.119 you know, we have to sequest you for about six months. No, 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:48.640 I can't be away with my fami. Oh yeah, it's 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:50.480 gonna at least six months. Anyway, I had this great 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:52.840 phone tap. She was going along with it. She was upset, 0:03:53.000 --> 0:03:56.200 she was yelling, and then I looked and I wasn't recording. 0:03:58.080 --> 0:03:59.240 Yeah, I haven't met it up. 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:02.360 That was when we were recording with that machines, like 0:04:02.440 --> 0:04:05.080 that machine over there, and I had had play and 0:04:05.120 --> 0:04:08.160 record and then you hit pause until you're ready. So 0:04:08.240 --> 0:04:10.880 it was blinking and I didn't unpause it. So one 0:04:10.880 --> 0:04:13.640 of my favorite prank phone calls never got. 0:04:13.760 --> 0:04:16.000 Never got recorded. We'll never never see the light of day. 0:04:16.120 --> 0:04:17.839 And there's no proof that it ever existed. 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:20.560 This could be all. This could be a lie right here. 0:04:20.680 --> 0:04:22.080 We just don't know, you know. 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:23.520 I'd like to think I would come up with a 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:26.120 better lie. That's actually what happened. They called a woman, 0:04:26.640 --> 0:04:28.599 you know. So that's the two times that I didn't record. 0:04:28.640 --> 0:04:31.200 So I'm back from Florida. Yes, I know, I've been 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:32.440 all over the place. Haha. 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:35.640 Scary is on vacation. Brody's doing AI videos about me. 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:37.960 We'll talk about that in the Brooklyn Boys. I have 0:04:38.040 --> 0:04:40.520 some stories, I have some controversy. I have some things 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:43.760 that are gonna get you. I'm so angry about this. 0:04:43.880 --> 0:04:46.760 It's gonna make you angry. Something that happened to me 0:04:46.839 --> 0:04:49.120 on an airline. But we'll talk about that tomorrow night. 0:04:49.320 --> 0:04:52.000 Oh you gotta keep I got it, got it all right, Okay, 0:04:53.600 --> 0:04:57.839 keep an asshole in suspense. I'll tell you tomorrow exactly. 0:04:57.480 --> 0:04:57.520 So. 0:04:58.279 --> 0:05:00.719 Uh yeah, So this is the feedback show, you know, 0:05:00.839 --> 0:05:02.480 the talkbacks, and as. 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:04.320 You know that about the sh show, the show did 0:05:04.360 --> 0:05:06.279 like a month ago, case. 0:05:06.560 --> 0:05:10.120 Thebert three sixty one. You're a mean one, mister scary. 0:05:10.680 --> 0:05:14.000 The only the only problem is, as you know, these 0:05:14.040 --> 0:05:18.440 things cut off. iHeart has a way with just deleting 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:21.480 the old ones, and for them, a week or so 0:05:21.640 --> 0:05:24.320 is old. So uh, there's only gonna be a few 0:05:24.320 --> 0:05:26.599 of these, that's the bad news. The good news is 0:05:26.600 --> 0:05:29.680 we're gonna go commercial free here because there's seriously not 0:05:29.960 --> 0:05:34.400 enough to do. Uh you know, to put a commercial 0:05:34.400 --> 0:05:37.960 break in the middle, so you'll sorry, So wait a minute, Wait. 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:40.080 A minute, Oh yeah, comercial free. 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:43.120 Yeah, man, I mean they say if it's under fifteen minutes, 0:05:43.520 --> 0:05:45.279 you don't have to put a commercial break in there. 0:05:45.320 --> 0:05:48.720 So congratulations, you heard commercials before this, you'll hear commercials 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:49.160 at the end. 0:05:49.400 --> 0:05:52.400 But we're going commercial free for the new year. Baby. 0:05:52.600 --> 0:05:53.680 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 0:05:53.800 --> 0:05:55.840 I'm all about that, but that means we don't make 0:05:55.839 --> 0:05:56.880 any commercial money. 0:05:57.040 --> 0:05:58.000 Not for this episode. 0:05:58.000 --> 0:06:01.480 There's only about twelve talkbacks because thank you iHeart for 0:06:01.560 --> 0:06:05.679 deleting all of them before the Christmas. 0:06:05.360 --> 0:06:07.480 As a man of the people. I'm only kidding about 0:06:07.480 --> 0:06:09.479 the commercials. I'm just glad that we're back and we 0:06:09.480 --> 0:06:13.680 can provide at least twelve. Although you know, I'll tell 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:16.800 you what, if we get any good talkbacks between today 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:19.560 and tomorrow, maybe we play a couple on the Brooklyn 0:06:19.600 --> 0:06:23.000 Boys as also a way to remind people about Slice time. 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:25.320 That's correct, all right, that's a great idea. All right, 0:06:25.320 --> 0:06:27.599 But here's all we got. And I'm sorry, but this 0:06:27.720 --> 0:06:29.240 is what we got. 0:06:29.480 --> 0:06:33.159 Danny P from bayon New Jersey, Danny David Brody. 0:06:33.839 --> 0:06:37.320 Well, first off, Danny always Brody is scary. 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:40.160 Oh did you write a jingle. 0:06:39.920 --> 0:06:44.360 For Evan and Tiki for them movie? Yes? I did. 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:45.400 They just played it. 0:06:45.400 --> 0:06:48.880 It's Monday the twenty second at around five thirty five. 0:06:49.640 --> 0:06:53.280 If you explain who they are, what is he done? Yeah, 0:06:53.320 --> 0:06:53.800 he's done? 0:06:54.400 --> 0:06:58.000 Okay, So Evan and Tiki are the afternoon show. Oh 0:06:58.000 --> 0:07:00.120 they were the afternoon show on w FA and a 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:02.960 sports radio station on the planet. Tiki Barber used to 0:07:03.000 --> 0:07:05.200 play for the Giants soon to be Hall of Famer 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:09.760 at some point, and a guy called in and said, hey, guys, 0:07:10.720 --> 0:07:12.760 I'll tell the story on the Brooklyn Boys again. I'm sorry, 0:07:13.160 --> 0:07:15.840 he said, hey, I sent you guys a jingle for 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:19.120 your new show, moving to ten o'clock from afternoons. They're 0:07:19.160 --> 0:07:21.560 moving to a little earlier in the day to middays. 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:23.760 I sent you a jingle like a month ago. I 0:07:23.800 --> 0:07:26.280 never heard back, and I sent it to the email 0:07:26.320 --> 0:07:29.160 for your podcast. So Evan says, well, I didn't get it. 0:07:29.520 --> 0:07:31.720 He says, I'll let me check. He says, let's check 0:07:31.760 --> 0:07:34.480 our email. He goes, If I find it, I'll play 0:07:34.520 --> 0:07:36.960 it right away. I won't even listen to it. I'm excited. 0:07:36.960 --> 0:07:39.120 The guy's like, yeah, I'm a musician. I make I 0:07:39.120 --> 0:07:42.040 play my own instruments. I sing this whole production thing 0:07:42.040 --> 0:07:42.280 for you. 0:07:43.120 --> 0:07:45.040 They're like, all right. He goes, listen. 0:07:45.120 --> 0:07:46.600 I just want to let you know if we play it, 0:07:47.000 --> 0:07:49.400 you know, we'll give you credit. But we have no money. 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:52.080 There's no money. You can't we have no money to pay. 0:07:52.080 --> 0:07:55.880 Your guy's like, I don't care. So he goes, all right, listen, 0:07:56.800 --> 0:08:00.920 audience members, listeners. If you write it jingle for us, 0:08:01.360 --> 0:08:04.600 we'll play it. We just can't pay you for it. Yeah, 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:07.000 so that is a David Brody challenge. 0:08:07.200 --> 0:08:07.520 It is. 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:10.440 So. I ran to AI because I don't have a 0:08:10.480 --> 0:08:14.320 band anymore, or orchestra or whatever musicians, and I quickly 0:08:15.480 --> 0:08:18.440 put together a really good jingle with a I wrote 0:08:18.440 --> 0:08:20.960 the lyrics and the inflections and everything. Uh, and I 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:24.120 sent it to the email address and I said, hey, 0:08:25.400 --> 0:08:27.080 I heard you guys talking about the jingle. 0:08:27.400 --> 0:08:28.000 I wrote this. 0:08:28.120 --> 0:08:30.520 I'm a song you know, a song parody writer, and 0:08:30.880 --> 0:08:34.319 I love you guys. I listen all the time. Feel 0:08:34.320 --> 0:08:37.080 free to use it. And I signed it David Brody good, 0:08:37.160 --> 0:08:39.880 not who I used to work for, just David Brody. 0:08:41.000 --> 0:08:44.960 That was like at two thirty in the afternoon, and 0:08:45.080 --> 0:08:47.560 later in the day, around five thirty, my phone starts 0:08:47.600 --> 0:08:50.760 blowing up with text messages and phone calls. People are 0:08:50.800 --> 0:08:55.080 listening and they're talking about me and my jingle. However, however, 0:08:56.440 --> 0:08:58.439 there was a problem, and I will explain to you 0:08:58.520 --> 0:08:59.640 what the problem was on. 0:08:59.640 --> 0:09:03.079 The book, okay, and also let's tease ahead. 0:09:04.040 --> 0:09:08.559 I had dinner next to Rock Royalty and I didn't 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:10.400 know it until after he got up. 0:09:11.240 --> 0:09:13.800 Yesterday. Oh, I don't even know this. 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:15.760 Me and my dad went out to dinner. We went 0:09:15.800 --> 0:09:19.640 to Lundy's Brooklyn, my father and I. We went to Lundy's. 0:09:19.720 --> 0:09:24.320 Remember Lundy's they reopened in Red Hook, Brooklyn. There was 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:26.880 only three tables in the whole dining room, because what 0:09:26.920 --> 0:09:29.720 do you expect a Sunday night after New Year's three 0:09:29.720 --> 0:09:30.520 tables available? 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:31.280 No? 0:09:31.280 --> 0:09:33.600 No, no, no, there were only three tables of people eating, 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:38.320 my father and I, a family, and a table of 0:09:39.120 --> 0:09:40.600 Rock Royalty. 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:44.120 And I know who they were shocked. You would have 0:09:44.480 --> 0:09:46.760 recognized him in a heartbeat. 0:09:47.000 --> 0:09:49.119 And what are you shocked about? 0:09:49.400 --> 0:09:49.520 Oh? 0:09:49.800 --> 0:09:50.280 I did not. 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:54.000 I was shocked at I did not recognized recognize until 0:09:54.080 --> 0:09:56.080 after he got up. Well, I took a picture with 0:09:56.480 --> 0:10:00.360 the chef owner who knew who I was. Will playing 0:10:00.800 --> 0:10:04.480 on the brook Balls Brody Brody. You would have run 0:10:04.559 --> 0:10:06.400 over for a picture anyway. 0:10:06.640 --> 0:10:11.360 Really yeah, yeah, right, Hey guys Laura from Marylyn? Scary, 0:10:11.400 --> 0:10:12.319 What is wrong with you? 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:15.600 He's a kid if it was an adult, but even 0:10:15.640 --> 0:10:17.360 then it's a sign. 0:10:17.679 --> 0:10:18.960 It's really not a big deal. 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:22.320 The Jingle Bowl tickets are technically not yours. 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:25.120 You could have given the kid a ticket for him 0:10:25.160 --> 0:10:28.360 and his mom or him and whoever. It's really not 0:10:28.360 --> 0:10:29.120 that big of a deal. 0:10:29.200 --> 0:10:32.280 Sometimes I wonder were you a spoiled child, or were 0:10:32.320 --> 0:10:34.440 you not giving things and you worked hard for it? 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:36.360 Some of the things that come out of your mouth. 0:10:36.960 --> 0:10:42.199 The ladder, the ladder, okay, the ladder. Because the third 0:10:42.240 --> 0:10:44.600 born was was spoiled. That would be my brother. I 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:48.120 was the firstborn. I'm not liking the new tone, her 0:10:48.160 --> 0:10:50.360 tone for the New Year here, I love it. 0:10:50.920 --> 0:10:55.839 I'm hating it. Not liking the tone. I'm hating it. 0:10:56.720 --> 0:10:57.560 She continues. 0:10:58.080 --> 0:11:01.640 She continues, Let's see if she can further make my 0:11:01.679 --> 0:11:02.240 blood boil. 0:11:02.960 --> 0:11:05.400 Drives me a little nuts because it seems. 0:11:05.080 --> 0:11:08.760 Like, okay, who's driving who nuts? You're driving me nuts 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:11.959 right now? Again, Happy New Year. Let's start on the 0:11:12.040 --> 0:11:14.559 right foot. Let's let's bring it down, calling you out, 0:11:14.559 --> 0:11:16.680 bringing down twenty five, roll down the tone. 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:19.480 No, no, no, this is twenty twenty six. Okay, I 0:11:19.520 --> 0:11:19.920 don't want to. 0:11:19.920 --> 0:11:22.440 Hear talkback was left in twenty twenty five regarding your 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:26.120 twenty Yes, this is old excrement that we're going to 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:27.959 flush down the toilet after this. 0:11:28.320 --> 0:11:31.080 Love it man drives me a little nuts because it 0:11:31.120 --> 0:11:34.760 seems like you have no heart, But then there's times 0:11:34.760 --> 0:11:35.400 it seems like. 0:11:35.360 --> 0:11:39.040 You have a heart. So I don't understand why. 0:11:39.600 --> 0:11:43.160 Especially if he was a young child and not a 0:11:43.240 --> 0:11:47.800 grown adult trying to fool you, why you couldn't just 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:50.440 give him the ticket and then you embarrass him on 0:11:50.480 --> 0:11:52.960 top of that, this could affect him for the rest 0:11:52.960 --> 0:11:54.760 of his life. You embarrass him in front of a 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:55.520 bunch of people. 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:57.120 There was no reason to douse. 0:11:57.280 --> 0:11:58.440 Okay, what we're talking about. 0:11:58.480 --> 0:12:01.480 In case you didn't listen to this episode, it was 0:12:01.520 --> 0:12:06.040 basically people with signs who basically wanted jingle ball tickets. 0:12:06.480 --> 0:12:09.520 And you know, I feel like, basically, no, this. 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:12.439 Kid, this kid took a side of a box, ripped 0:12:12.440 --> 0:12:14.160 off the side of a cardboard box and in pen 0:12:14.640 --> 0:12:17.720 wrote give me jingle ball tickets. Sorry, that does not 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:21.040 deserve tickets. If you would have seen I only had 0:12:21.679 --> 0:12:26.440 three pairs, And if you would have seen posters, all 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:30.560 the posters with people had like electronics going on their posters. 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:33.960 They literally had battery operated posters with lights and everything. 0:12:34.360 --> 0:12:36.800 I mean, people put hours and hours. Those are the 0:12:36.840 --> 0:12:39.079 people that they would beat. They'd have their own tickets. 0:12:39.120 --> 0:12:40.520 Those people need to be rewarded. 0:12:40.559 --> 0:12:43.199 First, did I sing you can't have money on the 0:12:43.240 --> 0:12:45.360 sign and go buy tickets? I probably should have seen 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:46.360 probably had no money. 0:12:46.440 --> 0:12:50.839 I probably should have probably should have just ignored him 0:12:51.160 --> 0:12:52.800 and not singled him out tickets. 0:12:52.920 --> 0:12:54.320 No, I want to give him tickets. 0:12:54.520 --> 0:12:58.000 So the worst Hey, congratulations, the worst done sign. What 0:12:58.080 --> 0:13:00.520 would the audience have done to me if I would 0:13:00.520 --> 0:13:02.920 have given that kid tickets? They're like, the kid has 0:13:02.960 --> 0:13:05.560 a cardboard box with a big pen, and. 0:13:05.559 --> 0:13:08.240 That is this is the same kid in the in 0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:14.800 the Christmas Shoes song. Yeah, I know, what is it, 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:18.560 Oliver Peace? 0:13:19.120 --> 0:13:22.360 I want Yeah, that kid was hungry for tickets and 0:13:22.400 --> 0:13:24.880 you told them to go starve. No, I can't. I 0:13:24.920 --> 0:13:27.560 cannot do that in front of thousands of people. It 0:13:27.679 --> 0:13:29.640 was tiny tim, and you scrooged him. 0:13:29.520 --> 0:13:30.440 Give tickets away. 0:13:30.600 --> 0:13:33.800 I probably should have just brushed aside and just not 0:13:33.800 --> 0:13:34.679 not singled him out. 0:13:34.800 --> 0:13:34.959 That. 0:13:35.040 --> 0:13:38.200 I'm with Scrooge. You're a mean one, mister scary exactly that. 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:39.959 That's exactly why we called the episode that. 0:13:40.480 --> 0:13:44.520 Yes, Laura from Maryland, Okay, all right, I applaud you 0:13:44.559 --> 0:13:46.240 for standing your ground in that store. 0:13:46.800 --> 0:13:48.040 I cannot stand. 0:13:48.080 --> 0:13:51.320 And I worked in retail for many many years when 0:13:51.360 --> 0:13:53.360 people don't honor things when. 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:56.320 There's more than one there, or they pretend they didn't 0:13:56.360 --> 0:13:59.480 see it. So I applaud you for that. 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:02.720 They were just trying not to give you that, and 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:05.480 it seemed like no one wanted to work there. 0:14:05.360 --> 0:14:07.480 Anyway, so at least she got it. 0:14:08.480 --> 0:14:12.320 Thanks, Laura from Maryland, give this the paper menu. Don't 0:14:12.400 --> 0:14:15.160 ever give anything to that guy again. 0:14:15.640 --> 0:14:18.520 Especially since she didn't thank you, left it outside for 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:22.680 a long long time and didn't even make you aware 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:23.400 that they were there. 0:14:24.320 --> 0:14:29.000 So if this guy ever asked you for anything ever again, 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:32.160 you say no, sorry, and. 0:14:32.080 --> 0:14:34.760 You need to tell him why, because that's just rude 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:36.000 and disrespectful. 0:14:36.080 --> 0:14:38.520 Okay, it sounds like Laura from Maryland doesn't have a 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:39.760 lot of more in her life. 0:14:39.800 --> 0:14:42.680 No, No, she's three for three. She's got three. She's 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:43.760 got issues going on there. 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:47.560 Something something's bothering there, my friend, paper menu, she knows 0:14:47.600 --> 0:14:49.040 you're Boosie Bass. 0:14:48.560 --> 0:14:52.400 No, I'm just saying, Laura from Maryland. I love all 0:14:52.480 --> 0:14:54.760 serv I love the listeners, I love the slices, I 0:14:54.800 --> 0:14:55.240 really do. 0:14:55.440 --> 0:14:57.160 I'm loving Laura from Maryland. 0:14:57.200 --> 0:14:59.520 But my god, did someone give you colon your stocking 0:14:59.560 --> 0:15:00.320 for the Holly days. 0:15:00.920 --> 0:15:03.120 Let's bring let's dial it down a little bit. She 0:15:03.120 --> 0:15:04.560 didn't have a nice sign. You would have given her 0:15:04.520 --> 0:15:06.760 a call. By the way, I got a paper menu story. 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:09.800 We uncovered a scamboni last night at an Italian restaurant. 0:15:09.840 --> 0:15:11.360 Oh I love about scamboni. 0:15:11.960 --> 0:15:15.280 Oh yeah, brooke them bowls. Paul from Jersey, Merry Christmas, 0:15:15.320 --> 0:15:20.840 Happy Hankah, Garry. I was about the whole conversation about uh, 0:15:20.880 --> 0:15:23.440 the guy not knowing about Hankah. I only heard about 0:15:23.440 --> 0:15:25.120 Hankah when I was loven when I moved to the West, 0:15:25.680 --> 0:15:27.520 we didn't have that in the country I'm from. Who 0:15:27.600 --> 0:15:30.600 knew never heard of it until I got here half 0:15:30.680 --> 0:15:31.480 or forty years old. 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:34.640 So it all depends on what environment or where you 0:15:34.680 --> 0:15:35.080 grow up. 0:15:35.440 --> 0:15:39.120 Now you know, now that I know, it's Hankah, not you. 0:15:39.560 --> 0:15:43.280 Thank you, enjoy Thank you joining yours, Paul, and thank 0:15:43.320 --> 0:15:46.480 you for not raising your voice as you usually do. 0:15:46.520 --> 0:15:47.280 On your talk. 0:15:47.400 --> 0:15:49.080 Yes, he gets very upset when you point out what 0:15:49.120 --> 0:15:52.600 time he left the message. Stopped doing that years ago, Yeah, 0:15:53.240 --> 0:15:57.080 years ago, three episodes ago. Maybe Paul, I did want 0:15:57.080 --> 0:15:59.480 to ask what country you you you came from where 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:02.280 they didn't have honakah. I'm pretty sure they had honakah. 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:04.960 What you didn't have was Jews. That may be what 0:16:05.040 --> 0:16:08.080 you didn't have. But Honakah exists as a thing all 0:16:08.120 --> 0:16:10.840 over the world. But I could see where maybe your town, 0:16:10.920 --> 0:16:13.360 or your your city, or your country maybe is not 0:16:13.440 --> 0:16:14.720 known for the Jewish population. 0:16:15.400 --> 0:16:15.880 I'm sorry. 0:16:15.920 --> 0:16:18.960 I really thought everybody knew what you know, what it was, 0:16:19.040 --> 0:16:21.440 but okay, no, but we moved on. Paul came from 0:16:21.520 --> 0:16:24.120 the Bensonhurst Brooklyn of Europe, apparently whatever. 0:16:24.120 --> 0:16:31.400 He always scary, scary. I have to admit, you're probably 0:16:31.400 --> 0:16:35.840 denied the homeless kid who probably heard from a shelter 0:16:36.480 --> 0:16:38.520 that they were giving away tickets. If you just show 0:16:38.600 --> 0:16:39.240 up with a sign. 0:16:40.600 --> 0:16:44.600 He made a sign, and you not only denying him 0:16:44.600 --> 0:16:48.640 tickets or you humiliate the homeless kid. 0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:53.120 Damn scary. How can I say it's part of his 0:16:56.160 --> 0:17:00.280 Here we go and Brodie about a week ago. We 0:17:00.320 --> 0:17:03.440 could go, we could go. Yeah, Skerry didn't hear it. 0:17:03.720 --> 0:17:04.919 So there you. 0:17:04.920 --> 0:17:05.760 Got a week ago. 0:17:05.880 --> 0:17:10.480 We aldgo with this Bobby schmurder. We could go. 0:17:11.359 --> 0:17:16.800 They call her Stephanie, we call her Heffanie. Oh boy, oh, 0:17:16.840 --> 0:17:20.320 he continues, Oh he's on. That's a song. Of course, 0:17:20.320 --> 0:17:24.879 it's a song by the way, between Laura and Jan Valdez. 0:17:25.040 --> 0:17:28.239 I think that's the entire talk back Doud blesso. Then, 0:17:28.280 --> 0:17:29.200 so we have an episode. 0:17:29.320 --> 0:17:32.640 Thank you for thank you for granting us this this episode. 0:17:32.640 --> 0:17:34.120 Hold on, mister Scary Jones. 0:17:34.200 --> 0:17:37.760 Oh yeah, no, go into your doctor fat Loss. Uh 0:17:38.400 --> 0:17:42.600 go doctor one hundred skinny jeans. I don't know what 0:17:42.680 --> 0:17:46.360 his number actually is, but scary. If you don't go there, 0:17:46.800 --> 0:17:48.119 you're just gonna scay. 0:17:48.640 --> 0:17:52.239 Do you want to hit five hundred pounds, because that's 0:17:52.240 --> 0:17:56.800 what we're gonna be at five quarters scary five hundred pounds. 0:17:57.000 --> 0:18:01.000 If you don't do doctor fat Loss, I'm saving your life, motherfucker. 0:18:01.119 --> 0:18:03.360 Yeah, I'm at a crush from this right now. Oh 0:18:03.400 --> 0:18:05.800 he's continuing. By the way, that could be my new name, 0:18:05.960 --> 0:18:08.399 mister skinny Skinny Jeans instead of Scary Jones. 0:18:08.520 --> 0:18:12.480 He broken Busky book Brodie, and he's always Brodie is scary, 0:18:12.520 --> 0:18:16.560 Because Brodie, I need you to tell me your Christmas 0:18:16.880 --> 0:18:20.480 Day Chinese food order. I know we've heard her before, 0:18:21.000 --> 0:18:21.800 Just tell it to me again. 0:18:21.840 --> 0:18:23.159 Please, just just indulge me. 0:18:23.840 --> 0:18:26.720 Please tell me your Chinese food order. 0:18:28.440 --> 0:18:29.200 On the fifth. 0:18:31.400 --> 0:18:36.240 All right, Well, actually, I had Chinese food on the 0:18:36.359 --> 0:18:41.720 twenty fourth because I was invited to Paper Menu's house 0:18:42.320 --> 0:18:45.480 for Christmas, and so I spent Christmas with the Paper 0:18:45.520 --> 0:18:49.960 Menu family, which was wonderful. So my my Chinese food 0:18:50.040 --> 0:18:56.480 order on Christmas Eve was ros Pokelmono vegetables, uh pan 0:18:56.560 --> 0:18:59.880 fried pork dumplings at the place that doesn't put sky ins. 0:18:59.800 --> 0:19:07.000 In them, and I had Oh I want to Oh 0:19:07.040 --> 0:19:07.320 I had? 0:19:07.480 --> 0:19:10.720 I had how special pan fight noodles, no vegetables, no scallions, 0:19:11.200 --> 0:19:13.199 a large white rice. And this is a place I 0:19:13.240 --> 0:19:15.160 went to that has the you know, the regular Chinese 0:19:15.200 --> 0:19:16.919 noodles to get for the soup, but they also have 0:19:16.920 --> 0:19:19.560 the homemade fat ones, so I got bags of both. 0:19:19.920 --> 0:19:23.439 That was my Chinese food, all right. And then I 0:19:23.440 --> 0:19:27.080 had Battalion. He's not done, he's not done. So what 0:19:27.160 --> 0:19:29.560 the truncker in his last tub? 0:19:29.600 --> 0:19:32.639