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Speaker 1: In today's phone tab, we call a guy who's been

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Speaker 1: actively looking for a job, and over the last few

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Speaker 1: months he's attended multiple job fairs filling out random forms

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Speaker 1: and applications. Well, now, great news, he's finally getting a callback.

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Speaker 2: Bad news.

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Speaker 1: It's not for an actual job. It's for an exchange

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Speaker 1: student who just showed up into town and is waiting

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Speaker 1: for him. It's your phone tab right now.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, is this Ricky.

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Speaker 2: Speaking? Hey, this is Tonya Feldspar calling from the International

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Speaker 2: Exchange Alliance.

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Speaker 4: I'm not interested, thank you.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, sorry, I'm not a telemarketer. I'm

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Speaker 2: with the International Exchange Alliance. I'm just checking in because

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Speaker 2: your exchange student still hasn't been picked up.

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Speaker 4: My exchange student.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, your student, Jarka, arrived this morning from Slovbia.

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Speaker 3: He's been at the bus station for over two hours now.

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Speaker 3: It's a long wait.

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Speaker 4: I think you have the wrong number. I didn't sign

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Speaker 4: up for an exchange student.

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Speaker 3: Well you did, silly. We have the online confirmation right here.

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Speaker 2: You were at the job fair in March when you

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Speaker 2: checked the box that said I'm open to cultural disruption.

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Speaker 3: You remember that.

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Speaker 4: I mean I definitely went and applied for a bunch

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Speaker 4: of jobs.

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Speaker 2: What there it is? If you don't remember specifically, don't worry.

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Speaker 2: Everybody gets a mulligan once in a while. Wait, and

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Speaker 2: I picked up jerk and myself.

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Speaker 3: He's here with me. Say hi, Jarcot, Hell.

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Speaker 1: Hell, hell, Hi, high five to your mouth.

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Speaker 3: What that is so cute? He's still working on his English. Hello.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure you're going to be able to help him there.

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Speaker 4: Ricky, I'm really not sure what's going on. I never

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Speaker 4: signed up for any of this.

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Speaker 3: It's okay, as ohs to have gold feet in the beginning.

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Speaker 2: It's it's definitely not that I don't you listen.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure that you two are gonna hit it off.

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Speaker 2: Let me hand the phone over to Jarka again so

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Speaker 2: you could bond.

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Speaker 4: No, no, I definitely don't need to talk to.

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Speaker 1: Him, Halle Jarka.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, man, there's been a vast misunderstanding here.

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Speaker 1: I bring you milk from Clouds.

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Speaker 4: Do me a favorite?

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Speaker 3: Yes, cloud milk.

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Speaker 4: Put that other lady back on the phone.

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Speaker 3: Please, it's okay, Jarka, you just keep talking.

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Speaker 2: It's old guy.

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Speaker 1: I hope y'are holma smell like my uncle's death.

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Speaker 3: Deep, you know, that isn't enough for right now?

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Speaker 2: Wow, Wow, thanks milk Clouds.

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Speaker 3: Very good.

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Speaker 2: Your english is improving. He is just so charming, isn't he.

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Speaker 4: I'm proud of Jarka and his improving English, but too,

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Speaker 4: I don't think you're understanding this. I cannot take care

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Speaker 4: of an exchange student. I'm looking for what's it?

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Speaker 2: The forms have been filled out. You do need to

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Speaker 2: pick him up in the next hour.

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Speaker 4: No, absolutely not.

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Speaker 2: He's already eaten half a bag of uncooked oats and

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Speaker 2: started to sing in slow Verbian.

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Speaker 4: That's wonderful, But he's beard if fall.

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Speaker 2: Sharty. It's your birthday.

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Speaker 1: We are going at the birthday like it's a birthday party.

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Speaker 4: What are we talking about?

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Speaker 3: This is what it's all about, sharing cultures. Isn't that great?

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Speaker 4: What is happening right now?

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what's happening.

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Speaker 2: Jarka has a very important question that he wants to

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Speaker 2: ask you, Ricky, is my question?

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Speaker 4: Can you put the other lady back on the phone.

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Speaker 4: I got to talk to her.

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Speaker 1: Do you hamstrong siling beams?

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Speaker 3: I what he said, strong ceiling beams.

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Speaker 1: I bring hammock.

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Speaker 3: That's right, hammock a hammock in my down repe.

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Speaker 2: Batholttle therapy, beatle, it's adorable.

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Speaker 3: It mightes.

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Speaker 4: I don't need any of that.

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Speaker 2: Well, actually, what you do need is, like I said,

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Speaker 2: you need to be here in the next hour. Otherwise

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Speaker 2: do legally have to drop him off at your place

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Speaker 2: in a diplomatic crane.

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Speaker 4: You're this man in a crate.

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Speaker 3: I slip walk with the FARCs. Do not be alarm.

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Speaker 2: Your other option. It doesn't have to be crazy. He

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Speaker 2: could also just stay with me and prank phone call you.

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Speaker 3: That's option B. A phone tap.

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Speaker 1: Looky Cloud phoned that ring your show Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: I'm almost speaking, Okay, Okay.

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Speaker 2: What he's saying is he's actually Jose and I'm Brooke

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and we're doing a

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Speaker 2: phone tap on you. Your mom Michelle set you up.

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Speaker 1: Mom.

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Speaker 2: No, she said you've been looking for a job, and

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Speaker 2: you know she's proud of you.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, get the rich or died trying mother.

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Speaker 3: See he's improving.

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Speaker 4: You're doing well, Bud.

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Speaker 3: That's better than my real English brother.

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Speaker 2: Week up every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on

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Speaker 2: the twenties, Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning