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Speaker 1: The nick Nick. Hello here I am. It's a Nicky

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Speaker 1: Laser podcast. My glasses are crooked so bad. Um, welcome

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Speaker 1: to the show. It's a Wednesday's show. Um, feeling sluggy today,

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Speaker 1: starting off a little sluggish. I think both Andrew and

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Speaker 1: I are like today, are you what are you feeling? Like? No,

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Speaker 1: what's CCCID? Is your body making uh my sad? I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I guess it's all as well as well. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm like in hibernation mode. This is what happens to

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Speaker 1: me at the start of every winter. Do you think

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Speaker 1: you're yeah, maybe that's it. Um, Yeah, I'm feeling just

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Speaker 1: did not wanting to get out of bed, wanting to

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Speaker 1: go back to dreamland, like just wanting to stay horizontal,

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Speaker 1: and like thank God for having a dog that needs

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Speaker 1: to be walked, because I could have just kept John

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Speaker 1: going today and I definitely pushed as far as it

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Speaker 1: could go. Luigi is so patient, like he just waits

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Speaker 1: for me to even you know, a lot of dogs

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Speaker 1: like wake up their owners and he just will patiently wait,

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Speaker 1: Like Maryan will be like up in my face, like

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Speaker 1: licking and being like and like it, like she'll just

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Speaker 1: make noises. So that I will eventually wake up, which

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Speaker 1: is like a smart dog obviously, but Luigi is just

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Speaker 1: he knows like he respects my time and a little

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Speaker 1: too much. Where I'm like, come on, buddy, like get

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Speaker 1: me out of bed, um, He'll just like look at

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Speaker 1: me and wait, and he'll wait. He would wait forever.

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Speaker 1: He would just hold it um before. But then I

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Speaker 1: go to the bathroom and I brush my teeth and

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Speaker 1: I washed my face. He doesn't even get excited about

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Speaker 1: going out yet. He will contain it. And then as

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Speaker 1: soon as I'm done with that, he starts wagging his

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Speaker 1: little tail and then he jumps down from the bed

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Speaker 1: and he's ready to go because he knows I am.

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Speaker 1: He's just so good at like reading energy. I really

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Speaker 1: appreciate you, Luigi. You're a good boy, um, but you're

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Speaker 1: also a burden and uh no, he's not. Actually, he's

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Speaker 1: so easy. I was just talking to you before the

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Speaker 1: show started about how I just I mean, I've said

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Speaker 1: this before, but like I don't know, I'm just wondering

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Speaker 1: why I can't be more um productive on these weeks

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Speaker 1: where I like, don't I'm not you know, being followed

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Speaker 1: around by cameras anymore? I'm not. My schedule isn't completely

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Speaker 1: jam packed with things, and I've just turned into such

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Speaker 1: a lazy slug a bug. I'm just like I just

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Speaker 1: want to play guitar or I wanna, um, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: watch the Morning Show or that's it. Can we talk

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Speaker 1: about Yesterday? I went on Instagram and lucky for me,

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Speaker 1: I saw Nikki Glazier Pod going alive. I know, I

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Speaker 1: knew that Andrew wasn't home because I had just texted

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Speaker 1: Andrew to help me with a file. So with people,

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Speaker 1: I click on, um, Nikki glazer Pod and you're playing

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Speaker 1: guitar and singing. I was just like so um in

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Speaker 1: the mood to play, And I just know for me,

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Speaker 1: like I will, I want to just practice performing a

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Speaker 1: little bit more. And like, you know, my friends don't

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Speaker 1: want to suck any hear me perform. My family doesn't

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Speaker 1: care to like they get bored. Everyone gets bored, and

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Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, I mean a lot of people on

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Speaker 1: Instagram Live definitely got bored. And but I don't get um,

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Speaker 1: I don't get sad if I see the numbers go away,

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Speaker 1: because I'm just like, oh, people have like lives that

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Speaker 1: just have to go because you know, my doctor appointment

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Speaker 1: is ready. They just called my name or whatever it is.

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Speaker 1: So I don't get offended if numbers drop off. I

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Speaker 1: don't feel like, oh, I'm I'm taking up people's precious time.

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Speaker 1: Like I just feel when you're bad, it's when you're

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Speaker 1: learning a new skill and you need to practice in

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Speaker 1: I'm so lucky that I have built an audience that

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Speaker 1: I've garnered through an actual talent I have, and then

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Speaker 1: I can take advantage of that. But everyone's so nice

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Speaker 1: I if there was that thing happening, I might start

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Speaker 1: a separate account. Actually that's just like a Swifty learning

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Speaker 1: me and you get concerts every day if you want them. Well,

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Speaker 1: bestI is and myself included, we're asking for a regular appointment.

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Speaker 1: That's so nice. I might do it. I mean it was.

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Speaker 1: It's the most fun thing to do for me, and

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Speaker 1: it doesn't see that feels like a giant waste of

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Speaker 1: It feels very fulfilling. But I feel why do I

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Speaker 1: feel guilty about doing something that isn't what I'm dreading? Like?

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Speaker 1: Why is it that the only times I feel good

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Speaker 1: putting off? Do you know what I mean? Doing one

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Speaker 1: thing that you don't enjoy, Yes, if I don't enjoy it,

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Speaker 1: or yeah, if I've been dreading if it's something I

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Speaker 1: feel so much more accomplished than doing something I actually enjoy.

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Speaker 1: And the only time I really feel comfortable not doing

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Speaker 1: anything is on a plane. And like reading a book

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Speaker 1: because I have I have deadlines right now, like I'm

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Speaker 1: there's so much stuff that I'm putting off, and I

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Speaker 1: think I've just kind of fallen off of feeling really confident,

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Speaker 1: like all the things that I usually um talk about

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Speaker 1: Like I think it's like winter blues, also a hangover

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Speaker 1: because I've probably gained like five to ten pounds and

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Speaker 1: that's just a fact. It's like it's not something bad,

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Speaker 1: it's not It's just a fact. And it always happens

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Speaker 1: every winter to me. Always I get and this is

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Speaker 1: my body does this. It goes between you know, five

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Speaker 1: have to like touch my stomach and feel how different

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Speaker 1: it feels compared to two weeks ago. I'm looking at

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Speaker 1: whatever it is, and it's it's two weeks ago, and

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Speaker 1: maybe yours is two years ago. And so you're like, Nikki,

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Speaker 1: shut up, Like I'm fifty pounds overweight, what are you

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Speaker 1: complaining about five to ten? It's like it's all the

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Speaker 1: fucking same, because it doesn't it doesn't matter It's like,

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Speaker 1: I really have to remember what I've said before, and

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Speaker 1: I know those helped other people. Is that whatever I

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Speaker 1: am right now, I'm meant to be? Like I saw

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Speaker 1: Buzzy's not buzzy? I just breaking noise coming from my mouth?

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Speaker 1: What is it that? Do you have your invisible line it? No,

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Speaker 1: there's like something happening where I suddenly had like a

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Speaker 1: I was so weird. God, And you guys go back

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Speaker 1: and listen for like a little weird whistle. Okay. I

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Where is it? I feel it?

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Speaker 1: I do feel it, and it just hit a vibration. First,

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Speaker 1: at every single picture. But you said how like, well,

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Speaker 1: like it's rare, and they pick such a good one.

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Speaker 1: I want to anymore in in this setting, I guess um,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't I can't try to control it or become

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Speaker 1: And instead of fighting that wave that keeps crashing up

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Speaker 1: to go get injections in your face. You need to go.

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Speaker 1: You're not doing the right skincare, You're ugly, like all

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Speaker 1: these things that are You're like you're flabby, you need

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Speaker 1: these thoughts that I have, I just dive underneath them

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Speaker 1: bitch any cancer. No, of course not but no, But

425
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,640
Speaker 1: I'm just saying he dropped his like after going through

426
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,679
Speaker 1: that and realizing your mortal and and all that ship

427
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:12,560
Speaker 1: Like it's exactly what you're saying, Like it really like

428
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:18,120
Speaker 1: if if you're really sick, even after that the after effects,

429
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:21,639
Speaker 1: you're gonna be nicer to people most likely. Yes, whenever

430
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:26,360
Speaker 1: I get well after being sick or feeling bad, I'm

431
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:29,720
Speaker 1: just such like you just appreciate life. It's like gratitude.

432
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:33,280
Speaker 1: It all comes back to like if like you're depressed

433
00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:37,639
Speaker 1: or you are angry, like stopping and trying to work

434
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:41,120
Speaker 1: on being grateful for like the dumb the most banal

435
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:44,320
Speaker 1: ship that you have is brings you to a place

436
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:50,320
Speaker 1: of like banel. I think you mispronounced it, did I?

437
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:59,440
Speaker 1: I think it's now I love anal sex uh analyze um.

438
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,560
Speaker 1: This is the funny thing too, about me being sick

439
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:05,720
Speaker 1: right now because you read O macron versus delta. So

440
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:09,360
Speaker 1: my brain, that does sound like a Mortal Kombat like

441
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:13,800
Speaker 1: it does. It sounds like a Transformer fight. And but

442
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:17,960
Speaker 1: like I was, like my old brain pre Zoloft ten

443
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,240
Speaker 1: years ago, I got COVID. I definitely have covid, And

444
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,879
Speaker 1: then like my brain now is like you hit golf

445
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:27,479
Speaker 1: balls for four hours and thirty degree weather, you're probably

446
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:30,520
Speaker 1: you got a cold, remember the common cold. But also

447
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:34,280
Speaker 1: remember that though it's just so funny, like and people

448
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:37,159
Speaker 1: don't get those anymore because we're wearing masks like people.

449
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:40,919
Speaker 1: It was also, yes, I do remember that. It's so

450
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:44,320
Speaker 1: funny though that people aren't even thinking about those things.

451
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:47,320
Speaker 1: I know, I know, it's just weird because I have

452
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:50,399
Speaker 1: a I have a cold. Yeah, and like anything that

453
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:54,320
Speaker 1: let's say, but anything that's like in the news or

454
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,879
Speaker 1: you know, let's say you're you are dealing with a

455
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,399
Speaker 1: parent that is cancer. And then you start to have

456
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,320
Speaker 1: a pain. You're like, it's cancer, but you know you

457
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:03,679
Speaker 1: pulled a muscle doing this thing, Like it's yeah, what

458
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:06,680
Speaker 1: whatever is in the zeit? Guys? You start to think.

459
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 1: But also, O Macron, I like, are you scared of

460
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,600
Speaker 1: getting COVID because you might die? Or because it would

461
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,679
Speaker 1: isolate you from people? Like what's the fear with oh

462
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,200
Speaker 1: Macron if you did have it? I mean I don't really,

463
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,639
Speaker 1: I mean just the fear of missing out on shows

464
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:22,679
Speaker 1: this weekend and not being able and giving it to

465
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 1: other people. But for me, I'm not worried I'm gonna die.

466
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,919
Speaker 1: But what about But no one worries about giving colds

467
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:30,879
Speaker 1: to other people? Like this morning you're like I think

468
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 1: I'm sick, and I'm like, okay, well, if you had

469
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,919
Speaker 1: a macron, I wouldn't be in the same room as you.

470
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,359
Speaker 1: Yet if you have a cold, it's like, okay, I'll

471
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:41,879
Speaker 1: see you in five. That's the thing. Like, Um, a

472
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:46,000
Speaker 1: friend of mine was recently at work and someone came

473
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,920
Speaker 1: in and was like, oh, I'm sick, and he was like, hey,

474
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:51,840
Speaker 1: can you put on a mask? Or and she goes, oh,

475
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 1: it's not COVID. It's like, yeah, but masks also protect

476
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:58,399
Speaker 1: you from other things too, and and we forget that

477
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:01,880
Speaker 1: because obviously we weren't. Never were, Like remember the Asian

478
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 1: people were always wearing masks, and because they were, they

479
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:10,159
Speaker 1: know that mass prevents spreading of illnesses. And it's just

480
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,600
Speaker 1: a fact. Someone said, try to blow out a candle

481
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 1: with a mask on, like that just proves it. You're not.

482
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 1: You can't so you can get No, you don't get one.

483
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:23,680
Speaker 1: But um, that that is wild to me that we

484
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,800
Speaker 1: let people blow out candles and like go like just

485
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:29,439
Speaker 1: droplets everywhere, and then we're all like, let's have a

486
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:34,639
Speaker 1: slice COVID cake. Yeah, COVID cake. But um yeah, I

487
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,680
Speaker 1: I it's just so funny that this person just thinks

488
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:40,879
Speaker 1: masks equal COVID. It's like, no mask can prevent everything.

489
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:44,160
Speaker 1: And um and I actually, I mean this is maybe

490
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,240
Speaker 1: for Reddit next week, but I wanted to just it's

491
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,840
Speaker 1: just too good. Uh. They were talking. There was this

492
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 1: ask Reddit the other day that I saved that I

493
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 1: wanted to share about masks since we're on the topic

494
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 1: of it, that was interesting to me and I wanted

495
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,680
Speaker 1: to hear what you guys had to say. About it,

496
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 1: but it said, um, what's a non COVID reason that

497
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 1: you like wearing a mask for? Um, do you guys

498
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:06,719
Speaker 1: have any that come to mind? Because I had want

499
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,720
Speaker 1: cold weather, yes, especially right now and Louis so it

500
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:15,160
Speaker 1: warms until masks. I didn't you know, obviously I've I've

501
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 1: wrapped my face in a scarf before, a little bit bundling,

502
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 1: But like, you never thought that a mask could could

503
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 1: be a sore so fucking warm, you know that you

504
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 1: wear skiing was like rabbit bank or rabbit bank on

505
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 1: top of a mountain. Um, you'd wear you'd you'd wear

506
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:36,120
Speaker 1: the mask, and I'd feel like I'd be afraid I'd

507
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 1: be called a little bit you know, the one, the

508
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:40,240
Speaker 1: black one with like the whole You're like, I'm wearing

509
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 1: a mask. I'm such a little big spider man. Yeah,

510
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: but you're like you can't even handle the cold or

511
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:46,639
Speaker 1: you look like um, what's his name, Silence of the Lambs?

512
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah you do. It's kind of hot. Yeah, that's

513
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:51,359
Speaker 1: so funny. I would never think that would make me

514
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:55,359
Speaker 1: look like a little bit um like I've got breast cancer. Hey,

515
00:27:56,280 --> 00:28:00,920
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. Um, no, weights Uh, it's true. Though,

516
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:04,119
Speaker 1: like I did know what did you realize how warmthing

517
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 1: masks were until last year? I feel like that was

518
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:10,679
Speaker 1: something that dawned on me and I love about them.

519
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:14,719
Speaker 1: I don't like them because my like there's condensation that

520
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 1: builds around my nose and mouth and I just can't.

521
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,960
Speaker 1: I just feel like I have swamp ass on my

522
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:23,119
Speaker 1: face right right, I feel like it almost becomes a

523
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 1: swamp pass. Face is hilarious. I feel like it becomes

524
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 1: a UM. I know, it's your own breath, so it's

525
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:33,359
Speaker 1: kind of gross, and it's also like bacteria breath, but

526
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 1: like you know, when you don't know this, but when

527
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 1: you get a facial they steam your face and it

528
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 1: almost feels like that, like you're like getting your your

529
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 1: pores are opening up with your fucking gross It's it's

530
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 1: like a little beard for you. It just feels so warm.

531
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 1: I think that's one of the benefits I um. Someone said,

532
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 1: whenever I'm concentrating or working on a task, I tend

533
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 1: to stick my tongue out or leave my mouth open.

534
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 1: And I really like it when people don't have to

535
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 1: see that. Oh yeah, I do you that. I do that.

536
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 1: My dad does it too. Whenever I write, my tongue

537
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 1: comes out cute dog with an Instagram with millions of followers. Yeah,

538
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 1: I'm jealous. Someone said it covers my double chin. Someone

539
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 1: said the nasty smell in the subway, that's cool. Hate

540
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 1: at subway. I hate the guy that gets on the

541
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 1: airplane with the fake mask, the one that fake covers

542
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 1: your face. That person, what do you mean. There's mass

543
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 1: now that are like, they look like skin. You get

544
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:31,880
Speaker 1: them for your own face pulled down and they're like, actually,

545
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 1: my mask is I can see the ones with like

546
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 1: a mouth on it. But yeah, that's just whatever. That guy,

547
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 1: he should die. Oh my god. Um someone says, allergies

548
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 1: and so I can ignore people hides my acne. I

549
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 1: think it could cause redness. It can cause acne. I

550
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 1: think defeats the facial recognition software. Um, I have pollen allergies.

551
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 1: Masks helps a ton, Nobody notices if I didn't shave.

552
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 1: Um it hides my teeth. I love that. Oh. Someone

553
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 1: said when this all started, I noticed women making eye

554
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: contact with me more than normal. Then I figured it out.

555
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,280
Speaker 1: I'm a six foot tall guy in decent shape, nice hair,

556
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 1: and a face like a chimpanzee with the mask, I

557
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 1: look like I could be attractive. That's so funny that

558
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 1: you women are looking at you more because you have

559
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 1: a mask on it because they don't usually because they

560
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 1: see your face, Like you don't see when women are

561
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:27,600
Speaker 1: looking at you from behind because they can't see your face.

562
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:29,960
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm just gonna leave it on. It's just us.

563
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 1: It's fine. I'm gonna can I just suck you with

564
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 1: the mask on, but kiss me? Can you? The best

565
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 1: is when you ki you ever kissed? Yeah? Mask on mask?

566
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 1: It is kind of cute. I like it. It's like,

567
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 1: uh yeah, it's a kiss condom. Um. I like it

568
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 1: because it shields the sun when you're walking outside or

569
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 1: in your car. I wear a mask in my car,

570
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 1: um and it it protects my face from sun damage.

571
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 1: Like all my cheeks is, I get all the like

572
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 1: age spots from like sun damage. And like it's just

573
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 1: such a great excuse to never have to be in

574
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 1: the keep your face out of the sun. I love it.

575
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:12,320
Speaker 1: It doesn't make you appreciate outside more because you're like

576
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 1: if I'm on the airplane for three hours with it on,

577
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 1: and I get out right when and I just take

578
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 1: it down. Oxygen you know, it kind of feels nice.

579
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 1: Let's get to the news. Yeah, let's do that first. First,

580
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 1: it's Wednesday. You know what that means. It's Wednesday. I

581
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 1: hope you're having all the swells out there, even you. Dave, Dave, Dave,

582
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 1: David Devote, just go with David. Davy Day is a

583
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 1: cute name yet, Davy Crockett, Davy Jones, Davy Jones locker. Okay,

584
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:57,720
Speaker 1: a man threatened to kill a woman, all right, next

585
00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 1: door story? Yeah, okay, no, you gotta guess it was

586
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 1: on a New York subway. What did he try to

587
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 1: kill the woman with? Oh? I could give you. Okay,

588
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 1: that's close. A mask, a cane close, A walking stick

589
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 1: very close. Ah, he's a he can't seem a walking stick,

590
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 1: walking stick turn into potentially if you took off the

591
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 1: knob on the bottom and sharpened it, a wooden spike,

592
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 1: two of them. Jesus Christ, A wooden spike was a vampire.

593
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 1: Sound like you wouldn't sound like it was like a

594
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 1: thing that would be on a person. I know it

595
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 1: was fun. Yeah, you would never get there. Tell me

596
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 1: what happened? So year old woman? Just you know, your

597
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: typical getting on the train on fifty ninth Street subway.

598
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 1: He threatened the killer. The man who was disheveled had

599
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: two pieces of wood. What the train is the four train?

600
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 1: It was the Yeah, the local, not the six is local? Uh.

601
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 1: The woman got away unhurt and the attackers still at large.

602
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: So if you see a guy with wooden picks, he

603
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 1: is not in a band. He's not a drummer. He

604
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:20,719
Speaker 1: is a murderer. Terrifying. She got away on skates by

605
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 1: a woulden spike Like, yeah, I mean, I don't know

606
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 1: if he like came up to her and started threatening her,

607
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 1: and she walked off the subway and got out of

608
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 1: the train station. Yeah. Bradley Cooper actually had a story

609
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 1: about this where he got held at knife point on

610
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 1: a train. He's going to pick his daughter up at

611
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 1: school and a guy he thought the guy was asking

612
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 1: he was, you know, a creepy guy was kind of

613
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:46,200
Speaker 1: walking around him, and you know, he's famous, so he

614
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 1: gets constantly people are kind of like lurking around him

615
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 1: working up the current task for a picture. So he

616
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 1: thought it was that and the guy, you know, held

617
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 1: a gun up or held a knife to put him.

618
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 1: And there's something interesting about be like he did even

619
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:05,800
Speaker 1: recognize me before he stabbed me. How annoying our friend? Actually,

620
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 1: I don't know if you have met Doug. Um, yeah,

621
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:11,399
Speaker 1: don't tell me. I'm friends with Doug before you check

622
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 1: our friend? Wait, who is it he got his face cut?

623
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I know that guy. Yeah, I showed you

624
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,760
Speaker 1: the story. He told the story on this is not happening.

625
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 1: And he saved a woman from being like raped or

626
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,800
Speaker 1: like on the train, right on the train, at the

627
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 1: train and he didn't even know how bad it was

628
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 1: until he went up and his whole face was that's what. Yeah,

629
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,880
Speaker 1: that's what Bradley Cooper was saying. That was the interesting

630
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 1: part of the story was that he didn't obviously get

631
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:40,719
Speaker 1: hurt by the knife. He was able to run off

632
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 1: and he ran up to the street and told a

633
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:46,359
Speaker 1: cop like I just got you know, held at NiFe point.

634
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 1: And the cop was like, check yourself, check yourself. Are

635
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,399
Speaker 1: you Are you stabbed? And he's like no, and he goes, no,

636
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:54,919
Speaker 1: check yourself. Because people don't realize they've been stabbed because

637
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 1: it's so quick and it's such a small little thing

638
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:03,160
Speaker 1: that you don't know. Yeah, and your adrenaline stabbed in

639
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 1: the chest. You don't feel the knife wound. Maybe maybe

640
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 1: like a few hours later you could be like, oh

641
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 1: there's the like it's just you don't feel that. It

642
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 1: was myach. But I remember if someone find who I'm

643
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 1: talking about, but my eleventh grade um teacher who taught

644
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 1: a p Euro Mr Harry, Yeah, European history, that's what

645
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 1: we called a Euro. Mr Harrick. He was the best

646
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:33,160
Speaker 1: teacher everyone, one of them. You had just signed it

647
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 1: from Mr Harricks clas because he was just like the

648
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 1: coolest guy with all these fascinating stories. But he one

649
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 1: time told a story and I wanted to say it

650
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 1: was like art student Archduke Ferdinand or something was they

651
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 1: it was assassinated by a guy stabbing a needle into

652
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 1: his chest like the tiniest thing that he didn't notice it.

653
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 1: And they even when he after he died, they were like,

654
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 1: it's the cause of this And they found that someone

655
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 1: walking by him stabbed him with the tiniest like needle

656
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:10,640
Speaker 1: through his chest and it caused him to die. But

657
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:12,320
Speaker 1: with but if you could send me that story, I

658
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:15,920
Speaker 1: want to know where that in such a little way

659
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,799
Speaker 1: that he probably no one knows, yes exactly it was,

660
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,439
Speaker 1: It was just like an assassination by like the tiniest

661
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 1: fucking thing, And it was just that for some reason

662
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 1: that stayed with me. Not enough to know who the

663
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:28,280
Speaker 1: funk it was or any other details, but I would

664
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 1: love to know if that happened or if I'm just

665
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 1: imagining that. I think I got a solid be I

666
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:35,920
Speaker 1: was not good at history. I just there's too much

667
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 1: of it. It makes me go, it's like my room,

668
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,440
Speaker 1: cleaning my room, I go, there's too many jewelry, like

669
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:44,840
Speaker 1: a jewelry box. I'm like, there's too many things. History

670
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:48,720
Speaker 1: is just so overwhelming with, like there's too much that's happened.

671
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 1: I don't Yes, that's why I would memorize it. And

672
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 1: that was really good at essays. I was really good

673
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,759
Speaker 1: at connecting, Like I was really good to talk about

674
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:05,280
Speaker 1: themes of like you know, racism or like socialism whatever,

675
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 1: you know, those kinds of concepts. But in terms of

676
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:10,400
Speaker 1: like if you asked me about who was fighting in

677
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 1: World War One, just don't don't ask me. Because Carolina

678
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:19,800
Speaker 1: and Texas, right that classic state rivalry. Yeah, it was

679
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 1: a good football game. I don't know those things. Like

680
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:25,399
Speaker 1: I'm really embarrassed about my lack of It's interesting if

681
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: you watch Jeopardy the Cold War good at trivial pursuit though,

682
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 1: if it was asking a form of a question and

683
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:34,359
Speaker 1: there was like something to spark your brain, I think

684
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 1: you would you know more than you think. But in

685
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 1: terms of like talking about conflict in the Middle East,

686
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:43,839
Speaker 1: conflict like literally, what's the Cold War? Do you know?

687
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 1: The Cold War? Cold War? Kids? Great band? Uh? No,

688
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 1: cold War with Russia was threatening to attack America with

689
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 1: nuclear warfare. So then me and my friends would have

690
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 1: to hide under our desk every once in a while,

691
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 1: and I would save us from your friends. Yeah, my boy,

692
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:02,439
Speaker 1: you did not have to do Yes, I did you did?

693
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 1: I think we had this argument before. We had this

694
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 1: argument right after the Spanish flu I had to hide

695
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:13,280
Speaker 1: under that. No, I'm telling you they were still doing Yeah,

696
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 1: even in the eighties there were still a worry of

697
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 1: Corey end date. The end date is apparently Yeah, I

698
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 1: was nine, Okay, wow, interesting, Yeah, I'm telling you we

699
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 1: had that. I write me and say, maybe I'm crazy,

700
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,240
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm like I was in kindergarten, so I didn't,

701
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 1: but maybe I saw it in a movie. And like

702
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:37,719
Speaker 1: we had tornado drills where we had to do that

703
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,879
Speaker 1: hide in the hallway and going this and just lay

704
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:42,840
Speaker 1: in the hallway, and I mean kids are doing school

705
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 1: shooting drills, you know, Like, yeah, it's not I definitely

706
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,719
Speaker 1: know that it was happening. I just didn't know if

707
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:50,399
Speaker 1: it went that long. But Okay, Like I knew all

708
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,080
Speaker 1: that stuff about the Cold War, But were there any

709
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,239
Speaker 1: other countries involved in the Cold War besides Russia in

710
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 1: the United States? Right? There's tons more? Yeah, well, especially

711
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,319
Speaker 1: like when we were watching the nine eleven documentary on

712
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:05,320
Speaker 1: Netflix that talks about all the conflicts that led to eleven,

713
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 1: and like, yeah, Afghanistan and then like how Russia was

714
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,319
Speaker 1: involved at one point, and like when it starts getting

715
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:14,800
Speaker 1: into too many countries getting involved in Poland and like

716
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:17,319
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones, I just yes. And that's why Game

717
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:21,719
Speaker 1: of Thrones in football, I cannot It's all connected. Yes,

718
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,799
Speaker 1: football is the same thing. Conflict makes me go I'm

719
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 1: out because there's too many players in positions speaking of

720
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,920
Speaker 1: other countries. Can you please get to the next news

721
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 1: story because I'm dying what you have to say about it. Um,

722
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 1: here we go. Sorry, I'm sick. To take it easy

723
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:44,760
Speaker 1: on me. Okay, ABBA's plans ABBA's plans. Oh my god,

724
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 1: ABBA's plans a concert with special effects to project plans

725
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:56,600
Speaker 1: it's it's my Apostrophees. That was the mistake. Sorry, Andrew,

726
00:39:56,800 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 1: thank you. No I appreciate that. Uh yeah, they plan

727
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 1: a concert with special effects to project the nineteen seventy

728
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 1: nine version of themselves performing on stage. Uh. They'd rather

729
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 1: fans remember us as we were, so they'll perfect. You

730
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,640
Speaker 1: want me to say that word, No, I took it

731
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 1: out seven sept Okay. So they're in their seventies. Okay,

732
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 1: So basically what they're they're working with those special effects company.

733
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 1: They've already recorded this. They got into like the special

734
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:39,440
Speaker 1: effects hundred sixty cameras. They're gonna perform, but you're going

735
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 1: to see the nineteen seventy nine version of themselves on

736
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 1: stage while they sit in the audience. But the nineteen

737
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 1: So those young people are gonna move like seven year olds.

738
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,879
Speaker 1: No no oh yeah, you know, like so they're all

739
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 1: like kind of moving like slow and like drinking water bottle.

740
00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 1: That twenty year old in a wheelchair. Yeah, they're gonna

741
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:11,319
Speaker 1: look like the Bears. Yeah, um, I do believe that. Um,

742
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 1: you know, we don't like watching old people because it

743
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 1: reminds us of our own mortality and young people. Much

744
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,720
Speaker 1: like Noah said when she watched me on my Instagram

745
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:22,799
Speaker 1: Live yesterday, me full of joy gave her joy. When

746
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 1: you watch young people, it makes you feel young. When

747
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 1: you watch old people, it makes you feel old. Like,

748
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 1: So what about when you went to see the Rolling Stones?

749
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 1: That was very cool because they move like twenty year

750
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,839
Speaker 1: old still, Like, maybe Abba doesn't have that kind of

751
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 1: workout regimen and pilates, you know. Yeah, there's a difference

752
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:47,240
Speaker 1: between the real guy drooling and just trying to play Richards.

753
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 1: I downloaded or I have saved some footage of him

754
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:54,400
Speaker 1: playing guitar, as you know Keith Richards now, because the

755
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 1: way he does it, it just looks so smooth, Like

756
00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 1: there's some guitars that look like they're working like they're

757
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,800
Speaker 1: like and there's some that like make the same sound,

758
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 1: yet their hands are just like it almost looks like

759
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 1: they're in slow motion. He's one of those guys that

760
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:08,840
Speaker 1: just doesn't look like work because he's been dead for

761
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:13,759
Speaker 1: thirty five years. Yeah, I've read it. I read his biography.

762
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,359
Speaker 1: I mean that dude fucking party and he has like

763
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 1: every disease that he just beats. He fell out of

764
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:21,839
Speaker 1: a tree. You just can't kill him out of every

765
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,399
Speaker 1: stabbed him with a wooden spike, he would die. I

766
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 1: hope not. He was so good when I saw him

767
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 1: in UM. But do you think like it's a fact

768
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:32,400
Speaker 1: that like bands I feel like or like rap, like

769
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 1: you gotta be cool, Like the whole idea is like

770
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 1: being cool. And then the older you get, I guess,

771
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 1: the less cool you know. I've been saying this on stage,

772
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:45,319
Speaker 1: like I am in the best years of my life

773
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,720
Speaker 1: because I'm I'm not old yet, but when I get older,

774
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 1: less people are gonna come see my shows. It's just

775
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 1: the fact of the matter, Like, yeah, young, there's more,

776
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:55,320
Speaker 1: there's less people alive who know who you are or

777
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 1: grew up knowing who you were, and your fans start

778
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 1: to die and fall off and not have his much

779
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 1: energy to spend money going to shows, and then you

780
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 1: have people going to see you that you know are

781
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 1: your fans for forever. But like you know, and I

782
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 1: it's not going in my special because I wasn't able

783
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,840
Speaker 1: to get it to a place where this joke worked.

784
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 1: But it's true, like everyone's like Nikki you're you can

785
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 1: age in this business, and it's like, yes, I can,

786
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 1: but it doesn't mean that I'm not going to be

787
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 1: a successful when I age. No one is no one

788
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,840
Speaker 1: and everyone goes. Everyone says Joan Rivers. They love Joan Rivers.

789
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 1: They did not love Joan Rivers. Before Joan Rivers died,

790
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 1: people talked before that documentary came out, and even after

791
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,919
Speaker 1: the documentary. The documentary showed how much work she put

792
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:40,879
Speaker 1: in and how fucking strong she was and smart and

793
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:45,279
Speaker 1: fucking talented, but she was constantly trying to chase that

794
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 1: well she and she was. It's not even about them.

795
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:50,840
Speaker 1: She was chasing Whey. She just said yes to everything

796
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,840
Speaker 1: because she was hungry. She was always hungry. She was

797
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 1: with all the jokes. That was pretty cool. She was insane,

798
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 1: Like you gotta watch that documentary if you haven't seen it.

799
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 1: But um, but before she died, she was a joke.

800
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,319
Speaker 1: People would go, what she do to her face? She's

801
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:07,800
Speaker 1: so annoying her voice. She'd be on the red carpets.

802
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:10,360
Speaker 1: You know, she got fired from E for the stuff.

803
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 1: Like no one was like she's a legend. You know,

804
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 1: some people were, But all of a sudden, after she dies,

805
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:19,799
Speaker 1: she turns into this like saint of comedy and the

806
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 1: best there ever was. And even I got into her

807
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 1: post posthumously because I didn't that so much more at

808
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:29,360
Speaker 1: tension was put on her and I was able to

809
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 1: look closer and realize how badass she was. But we

810
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 1: do not celebrate older women. We we picked very few

811
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:39,400
Speaker 1: to celebrate, and an older men too. I'm not this

812
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:41,560
Speaker 1: isn't enough. You have a better chance and stand up

813
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 1: to stay relevant while you age then like a pop star,

814
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 1: like there is something to like wisdom and getting older

815
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 1: and being like, you know, Larry David is still killing it.

816
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:56,759
Speaker 1: George Carlin was going hard until yeah, yeah, I want

817
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 1: to Louis didn't get in trouble. I think I want

818
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 1: to look like George Carlin when I get older, when

819
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,279
Speaker 1: I like age, I think I'm gonna literally look like him,

820
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:05,360
Speaker 1: because the other day I was like he had a

821
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 1: clip and I was like, I kind of look like

822
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 1: like I loved it. I love George Carlin so much.

823
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:13,280
Speaker 1: I'm now just kind of getting into him. And he

824
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 1: he just was saying everything like he was just telling

825
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:21,399
Speaker 1: the truth and was really fearless and uh and empathetic

826
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,239
Speaker 1: and such a good person. From what I could tell,

827
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:29,279
Speaker 1: it wasn't like a douche bag. And yeah, I just

828
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 1: I really I got to get into him more. If

829
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 1: you guys have like George Good George Carlin clip to

830
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 1: send me, send it my way because I need to

831
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 1: get it's just so much, I know, but that's too much.

832
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 1: I need to go through it. And like, well, if

833
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 1: you type in I've watched it before, like on YouTube,

834
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 1: they have likes best. Yeah, I'll do that. You could

835
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:49,919
Speaker 1: do what ABO doesn't know. The thing is, I don't.

836
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 1: I feel like right now I would. I would have

837
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 1: to shoot my little hologram right now because I feel

838
00:45:56,600 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 1: like I'm peaking right now in terms of looks and like, yeah,

839
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:05,400
Speaker 1: I know, I know. I'm just saying I got you know,

840
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 1: if you ever get a proactive campaign, I was always

841
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 1: thinking this, Like remember proactive commercials. Oh yeah, everyone did.

842
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 1: My mom bought it for me. She sent it to

843
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:16,160
Speaker 1: me the care package. In college, all my friends got

844
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 1: cookies and like warm scarves and like like just sweet

845
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:22,759
Speaker 1: letters from the mom. And my mom just sent me

846
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:28,120
Speaker 1: a cold package of fucking proactive I didn't even ask

847
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:31,840
Speaker 1: for it. She's sweet. It was. It was actually very sweet.

848
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:33,840
Speaker 1: She just wanted me to stop picking my face, but

849
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 1: I could not stop. That was my issue. Um, But

850
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:41,279
Speaker 1: proactive commercials. I always made the joke of, you know,

851
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,120
Speaker 1: whenever I had acne on my chin, which I used

852
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: to have all the time before I started taking spiro lactone,

853
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:48,560
Speaker 1: which I really recommend any girls out there that stuffer

854
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 1: with hormono acne spear lactone. Um is, I tried it

855
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 1: for so long and I was always doing you know,

856
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 1: milligrams of it or like low dose, and it never

857
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 1: worked for me. And now I do a hundred and

858
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,919
Speaker 1: I do not get sits anymore. I never get them

859
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 1: and it's all spirit acted on. But um, there may

860
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 1: be side effects for you, so maybe just ask your doctor.

861
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 1: But anyway, UM, I used to always say like, oh,

862
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 1: you know, look at my chin tonight, you guys, I'm

863
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 1: shooting my before pictures for my proactive commercial because whenever

864
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:21,959
Speaker 1: it was Jessica Simpson or Justin Bieber or Justin, they

865
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 1: would always like zoom on this picture of them with

866
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 1: like just this terrible cystic acting like one's it on

867
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:30,480
Speaker 1: their chin, and um, yeah, you always need the before photos.

868
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 1: I loved the before photo too, because I think they

869
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 1: just added the ZiT like no, someone, I mean those

870
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:41,799
Speaker 1: were real life, yes, before photoshop. Well, I think the

871
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 1: photoshop has been around for a while. But then last

872
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:46,200
Speaker 1: night I saw tintok of like a guy that was

873
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:48,800
Speaker 1: obese and then you know, he kicks off his shoe

874
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:52,399
Speaker 1: and then then it cuts and then it comes back

875
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:55,279
Speaker 1: and his shoe is back on and he's like thin,

876
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:57,320
Speaker 1: you know, and he's done all the work and he

877
00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:00,160
Speaker 1: starts walking and I'm like, God, that before shoot was

878
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:02,879
Speaker 1: depressing because he just kicked off his shoe and then

879
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,240
Speaker 1: he had to just go get on a fucking stare

880
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:09,760
Speaker 1: climber and begin this journey. I just those before videos

881
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,600
Speaker 1: standing alone. Think of how many before videos have been

882
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 1: taken of like this is gonna be in my TikTok

883
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:17,399
Speaker 1: and then they never get in shape or they never

884
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 1: you know, and then they get in shape and they

885
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:22,359
Speaker 1: get a million likes, and then there then they just

886
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:25,400
Speaker 1: they are going to get fat again because we're out

887
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 1: of shape again, because like the attention, that's what you're

888
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 1: a lot of people just do it because they know

889
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:34,400
Speaker 1: at the end of this it's gonna be a million likes.

890
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:38,239
Speaker 1: But isn't that why anyone loses weight is they want

891
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:40,319
Speaker 1: the likes. They want to feel better about themselves. They

892
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:42,840
Speaker 1: want to they want to they want to look good.

893
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 1: So that other like, what's what's the desire to look

894
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 1: good other than people thinking you look good and getting love.

895
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 1: I guess so, I guess so no, I guess that's

896
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:53,840
Speaker 1: and then you get to a poise where you're like,

897
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:55,479
Speaker 1: oh god, I look good, and then you can start

898
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 1: eating like shit again and let your guard down. And

899
00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:00,839
Speaker 1: then that's why diets and intense exercise jamans don't work,

900
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 1: and you'll always go back. You just have to have

901
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:07,080
Speaker 1: You gotta do it for not just the likes. On

902
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:09,480
Speaker 1: TikTok is what I'm trying to say. You can do

903
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:11,799
Speaker 1: it for the likes, but you just don't do extremes

904
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:13,759
Speaker 1: of like I'm just gonna breach this goal and then

905
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:16,799
Speaker 1: I'm done. Because you ain't done, it will all come back.

906
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 1: And also, don't pick an exercise regiment or a diet

907
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 1: that you can't do the rest of your life. Like

908
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:24,839
Speaker 1: if you if you really want to say I'm never

909
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 1: gonna eat sweets again, then sign off for the rest

910
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:28,759
Speaker 1: of your life, because it's the only way you're not

911
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 1: gonna gain weight again because of the second you let

912
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 1: your guard down and you have sugar again, or you

913
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:36,120
Speaker 1: have carbs again. It's all coming back. Diets don't work.

914
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 1: Diets don't work. Let's take a quick break and then

915
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 1: come back with why do I care? Why do I care?

916
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:50,279
Speaker 1: Why do I care? Jennifer Lawrence revealed she had a

917
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:54,719
Speaker 1: day of Hell Fill Me with Leo DiCaprio and Timothy

918
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 1: shallow May. She said Timothy was just excited to be

919
00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 1: out of the house. I think it was like his

920
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 1: first see and she was annoyed with the song the

921
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:05,360
Speaker 1: cap DiCaprio chose to play in the car scene they shot.

922
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 1: What I read the article, it makes me think like

923
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:12,920
Speaker 1: Timothy was really excited to obviously be next to Leo,

924
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 1: and there's probably like this whole like new comic energy

925
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 1: in the car, and then DiCaprio was like probably too confident,

926
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:24,319
Speaker 1: playing like a song over and over again that no

927
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 1: one wanted to. They didn't say what's song? God, I

928
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:29,840
Speaker 1: would literally, but I think it was the combination of

929
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 1: her number. I should text her, just tell me the song,

930
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:34,560
Speaker 1: Jen Just I know I haven't talked to him five

931
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 1: years right now, No, I don't want to because I

932
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:39,400
Speaker 1: don't want it to come back with this number is

933
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:42,239
Speaker 1: not and I can't. You haven't talked to someone in

934
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:46,799
Speaker 1: five years. You can't reach out, what's up? What was that?

935
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,799
Speaker 1: Does it check out? The Timothy telling me that new

936
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 1: comic energy, I bet you did, but you anything, and

937
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,520
Speaker 1: it's you know, I would be annoyed. I get annoyed

938
00:50:56,560 --> 00:51:00,520
Speaker 1: sometimes when like, you know, I'm with another smomic and

939
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:03,359
Speaker 1: then new comic is there and they're a bigger fan

940
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:05,719
Speaker 1: of that comic than me, and they have they have

941
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:09,400
Speaker 1: that excitement about this guy that I know is started

942
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 1: at the same time as me, has put in just

943
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 1: as much work and they're getting all the love because

944
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 1: he you know, is you know and and listen, like

945
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 1: if I was in the car with Justin denver Lake

946
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:22,120
Speaker 1: and Taylor Swift, I would be fawning over Taylor Swift

947
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:23,560
Speaker 1: and just to like would probably feel the same way

948
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 1: of like, hey what about me? But like so everyone's

949
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 1: allowed to like someone more, but I could. I could

950
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:32,360
Speaker 1: if I could, if I were a Jennifer Lawrence and

951
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:34,160
Speaker 1: Leo was getting doated on and I'm like, oh am,

952
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 1: I just sucking chopped livery Jennifer Lawrence. Oh my god,

953
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 1: she looks so good. Pregnant makes me want to get pregnant.

954
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 1: She looks so good. Her face filled out, like fills

955
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:47,759
Speaker 1: out like in a way that like women who are

956
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:50,839
Speaker 1: pregnant just looks so luscious and full of life. And like,

957
00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:54,319
Speaker 1: I just love a I love a pregnant arm like

958
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:56,080
Speaker 1: I like women that just like have a little bit

959
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:59,200
Speaker 1: more like but women get very sick though right during

960
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 1: pregnancy can but like, I don't know, there's just there's

961
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:05,480
Speaker 1: like a full like there's a beautiful fullness to a

962
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:09,759
Speaker 1: pregnant woman's body that looks like so good. It's it's

963
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:13,479
Speaker 1: definitely hot. She looks amazing. She looks better than ever,

964
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:19,480
Speaker 1: and I'm just so into it. Did a guy named Yeah,

965
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:22,000
Speaker 1: he's an art dealer named Oh, I forget his name.

966
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:26,839
Speaker 1: No it's not Connor, it's it does. I forget his name.

967
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:31,920
Speaker 1: I never met. It's Cook Maroney. Yeah, we we were.

968
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 1: We were hung out right up around right before she

969
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:38,759
Speaker 1: met him, is when we were getting close and then

970
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:44,080
Speaker 1: we just kind of because of life, Yeah, no reason,

971
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 1: but I she was she felt like a really good friend.

972
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 1: I really liked her. I did. I did kind of

973
00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:51,799
Speaker 1: think about my relationship with her recently because I was

974
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:54,719
Speaker 1: thinking about like being friends with famous people and like,

975
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:57,800
Speaker 1: and I was just thinking of a defense of like, Okay,

976
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,279
Speaker 1: I didn't pursue my relationship with Jennifer Lawrence, even though

977
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:01,799
Speaker 1: I could have, Like, if I really wanted to be

978
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:04,279
Speaker 1: friends with me, I could have kept that going for

979
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:08,319
Speaker 1: like for a while and in for false pretenses, you know,

980
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:10,480
Speaker 1: like we naturally drifted apart now because we didn't like

981
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,880
Speaker 1: each other something. It's just like you know sometimes like

982
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:16,719
Speaker 1: you're at different parts of your life. And and then

983
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 1: I was like, what was I just friends with her

984
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 1: because she was famous? And obviously there was a part

985
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 1: of that of being like, god, it's cool to be

986
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 1: friends with this person that is like you look at

987
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:25,880
Speaker 1: and you go, God, I want to be a friends

988
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:28,319
Speaker 1: with her. She seems so real and cool. But I

989
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:31,520
Speaker 1: remember when she first came around, because I met her

990
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 1: through Amy, who she was friends with. I remembered being like,

991
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:38,560
Speaker 1: I don't want her around because we were with all

992
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 1: of Amy's like high school friends and me and Rachel

993
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:43,480
Speaker 1: and Bridgett, and I remember we were on this like

994
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:47,319
Speaker 1: yacht that Amy had like rented out for us, to

995
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:49,000
Speaker 1: hang out, and she was like, oh, Jennifer is gonna

996
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:50,640
Speaker 1: come today, and I just I've told the story before,

997
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:53,320
Speaker 1: I think, but I just remember thinking I wish she

998
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:57,279
Speaker 1: wouldn't come Caprio, because everyone's going to change, you know

999
00:53:57,320 --> 00:54:00,320
Speaker 1: what I mean. Yeah, no, not that I wanted the attention,

1000
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:02,880
Speaker 1: but like everyone's just gonna be on their best behavior.

1001
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:05,960
Speaker 1: Everyone's going to be focusing on getting hurt to like,

1002
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:08,879
Speaker 1: and I was projecting because I felt like, now I'll

1003
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:10,680
Speaker 1: have to do that too, and I I'm going to

1004
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 1: want to change so that she likes me and thinks

1005
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:16,480
Speaker 1: I'm cool. And I just wanted us all to just

1006
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 1: be comfortable around each other and not have to like

1007
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:21,439
Speaker 1: turn it up for jay Law. But then she got

1008
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:24,600
Speaker 1: there and she was just she was cool, and she

1009
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:27,520
Speaker 1: honestly was the type of person where you go, god,

1010
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:31,480
Speaker 1: damn it, fuck you, you really are that funny and

1011
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:35,759
Speaker 1: that real and that like not wanting to be you know.

1012
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:37,480
Speaker 1: She wasn't as much as like, oh I want to

1013
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:39,200
Speaker 1: be the center of attention that I thought she would be,

1014
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 1: to just a beautiful, um, cool, cool girl and um

1015
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 1: have you met people like that where you're like, god

1016
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:49,000
Speaker 1: damn it, you're also cool and you're good at this,

1017
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:51,080
Speaker 1: and you're like, can you just be do you want

1018
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:52,440
Speaker 1: them to ever be a dick? Or do you want

1019
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:59,800
Speaker 1: your I met, Yeah, I mean he got in trouble

1020
00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:02,440
Speaker 1: for that thing, and I felt so bad for him. Actually,

1021
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:07,040
Speaker 1: but um uh, you know who I met? I met

1022
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:14,239
Speaker 1: what Chase Crawford? You remember cradd so fucking nicely, like

1023
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 1: insanely nice? Who's not nice? Ed? Westwick, go funk yourself,

1024
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 1: Go fund yourself? At Westwick? He was telling a story

1025
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 1: to a girl. It was like late night partying, yeah, Ed,

1026
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:26,480
Speaker 1: and I walked in and and they were talking about history,

1027
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:28,920
Speaker 1: maybe World War One, I'm not even kidding, like something,

1028
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:31,360
Speaker 1: and I knew something like I knew. It was like

1029
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:34,200
Speaker 1: one fact I knew and so I just like you

1030
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:37,040
Speaker 1: threw it in a fact And he looked at me

1031
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:41,720
Speaker 1: like who are like discuss? And I wanted to fucking

1032
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:45,200
Speaker 1: rip his And luckily I think he's kind of over hopefully.

1033
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:48,160
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about it, but you know, anyway,

1034
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:51,360
Speaker 1: but Chase Crawford. I got stuck in an elevator and

1035
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:54,440
Speaker 1: he was there when I got stuck in an elevator. Yeah, anyway,

1036
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:56,839
Speaker 1: that's a whole another story. But yeah, I got stuck

1037
00:55:56,880 --> 00:56:00,480
Speaker 1: in an elevator and uh I we got out by

1038
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:02,920
Speaker 1: pulling it apart and I jumped out and the firefighter

1039
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:06,120
Speaker 1: was like, you could easily died. I know, I can't

1040
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:08,480
Speaker 1: believe that. That scares me so much. The Chase will

1041
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:11,320
Speaker 1: always remember that, dog dude, if you I mean, who's

1042
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:13,440
Speaker 1: not going to remember getting stuck in elvert? Was it

1043
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:15,240
Speaker 1: just you and Chase? No, it's me and my buddy.

1044
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:18,160
Speaker 1: Chase was right like trying to get us out of

1045
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:23,400
Speaker 1: the God, dude, I'm so glad you made it. Okay,

1046
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:29,440
Speaker 1: let's play a game. It's Wednesday, so it's wild Card Wednesday.

1047
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:31,640
Speaker 1: We're gonna play finish my sentence, but it's gonna be

1048
00:56:31,719 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 1: a fun interactive one. Noah, what has finished my sentence today? Okay,

1049
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:39,239
Speaker 1: so you guys have the item? Well I have I

1050
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:41,200
Speaker 1: have the thing that I'm going to go get out

1051
00:56:41,239 --> 00:56:47,680
Speaker 1: of right outside. Okay, So the finish my sentence is, oh,

1052
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:51,759
Speaker 1: the smallest pocket of my travel bag has Okay, I'm

1053
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:53,880
Speaker 1: gonna say for you, Oh wait, do you have to

1054
00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:57,000
Speaker 1: finish the sentence or do we just answer this? No? No,

1055
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:59,719
Speaker 1: So now you say, what's an Andrew's bag, and it says,

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00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:06,640
Speaker 1: what's okay, the smallest item the an item that is

1057
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:10,640
Speaker 1: in the smallest pocket of my backpack. I'm under colin

1058
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:13,200
Speaker 1: in the smallest that is in the pocket of my backpack.

1059
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 1: Backpack is um a is a receipt to a golf thing?

1060
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:26,480
Speaker 1: Is a golf tea? Some kind of a golf Tea's

1061
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:29,240
Speaker 1: a good one. I'm thinking I don't know what it's

1062
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:32,200
Speaker 1: in there. I'm thinking that or well, we'll find out.

1063
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:40,200
Speaker 1: I'm Nikki. The thing in my smallest pocket. Oh that's tough.

1064
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 1: It's either a very tiny vibrator or or like, um fuck,

1065
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:59,520
Speaker 1: maybe probably medication bottle. Okay, yeah, let's okay, let's go check.

1066
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:11,160
Speaker 1: I'll go go. Okay. I have a lot of pockets

1067
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:15,320
Speaker 1: in this thing. I'm polly pocket over here. I'm guessing

1068
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 1: this is the smallest one. Okay, I've got a lot

1069
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:23,240
Speaker 1: of things. Um listen, you're not wrong. There is one

1070
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:30,000
Speaker 1: empty empty clon. I think this is um yeah, clon

1071
00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:35,160
Speaker 1: a pen but at point to five milligrams thing. Okay.

1072
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:40,960
Speaker 1: There's also a loose um medication. I think this is

1073
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:48,880
Speaker 1: like a acne medication. Yeah, it's Viba scale for hair. No,

1074
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:50,840
Speaker 1: this is for hair, Viba scale. I'm gonna take it

1075
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:57,280
Speaker 1: right now. Actually, um, let's see what else. A hair brush, um,

1076
00:58:57,400 --> 00:59:06,760
Speaker 1: a scrunchy um, Zvias or Stevia in the Salles Listerine

1077
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:13,320
Speaker 1: pocket packs. Um, A polaroid of myself that a photographer

1078
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:18,640
Speaker 1: in l at it was on a set. Uh, my

1079
00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:24,440
Speaker 1: plant squalling stuff that I love from the ordinary and

1080
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:28,919
Speaker 1: oh I lashed serum from Rodan in fields, a gift

1081
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:36,680
Speaker 1: from Carlisle Forrester and a sharpie and another what is

1082
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:42,800
Speaker 1: this a clown car? Yeah, by the way, a t taking.

1083
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:50,200
Speaker 1: I got a golf tea Viagra, Oh my god, Viagra

1084
00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:58,320
Speaker 1: red medicine on my nose. Nose medicine all such an

1085
00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:03,160
Speaker 1: old person lotion, lotion, tooth fresh holder, brush holder, the

1086
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:11,200
Speaker 1: tooth fresh inside part of the charger recticar. Oh my god,

1087
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:18,720
Speaker 1: such a great representation of who we are, except your toothbrush. Yeah,

1088
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:25,520
Speaker 1: that's a false. Another charger block. Okay, let me see.

1089
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:27,840
Speaker 1: It makes so many creams. The older you get, the

1090
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:30,480
Speaker 1: more creams you go. Okay, I've got another pocket here

1091
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:33,920
Speaker 1: that's small, lighter from when I used to smoke weed. Yeah,

1092
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:39,160
Speaker 1: I was gonna guessed, but another weird um polaroid that

1093
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:41,120
Speaker 1: looks like it from a shoot where I got raped

1094
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:44,400
Speaker 1: or something like. It's like a blurry yeah, like you

1095
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:46,480
Speaker 1: look like it looks scary. I look like that's the

1096
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:49,080
Speaker 1: last that should be in the last image. You're going

1097
01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:53,600
Speaker 1: to use a ring. Oh that's a pretty ring that

1098
01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:55,040
Speaker 1: I wore the other night, and I just threw it

1099
01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:56,680
Speaker 1: in there because I forgot to put my jewelry bag.

1100
01:00:56,960 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 1: And then um, a bunch of cards from the game

1101
01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:04,560
Speaker 1: Answer the Internet that I got from Barstool. When I

1102
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:07,240
Speaker 1: went in there, they gave me a like, oh, they're

1103
01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:12,000
Speaker 1: the kissed questions. Ever, let's close this out by answering

1104
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:21,880
Speaker 1: some kick question. All right, final thoughts. So this is

1105
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:25,720
Speaker 1: from Barstool Answer the Internet Questions has funked up as

1106
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:32,480
Speaker 1: you want. Would you rather your dick shit it's skin

1107
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:37,480
Speaker 1: like a snake or haven't rattled like a rattlesnake every

1108
01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:42,080
Speaker 1: time you move? Okay, girls can't play this game. Give

1109
01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:43,920
Speaker 1: this to be barstool. Which one would you rather have?

1110
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:47,080
Speaker 1: Dick already said? So I don't want it to rattle,

1111
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:55,040
Speaker 1: you want it to rattle? Okay, Barstool readers shoes ship, dude.

1112
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:59,640
Speaker 1: That's because all the dicks probably already have. This is

1113
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:06,040
Speaker 1: the kiss question. What could you do longer? Hold your

1114
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:13,160
Speaker 1: breath underwater? Forehead sober sex? Dude? I don't know, man,

1115
01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:20,080
Speaker 1: Probably can I take Joe left record? Uh souber sex? Well,

1116
01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 1: seventy eight percent of barstool means sober? Who there like

1117
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:35,080
Speaker 1: a co version of Beavis and butt head? Yeah? Kid, yeah, Okay?

1118
01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:40,480
Speaker 1: Would you rare this? I probably would get cut, masturbaated,

1119
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:46,840
Speaker 1: ship in your pants in public. Oh dude, I'd probably

1120
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:50,680
Speaker 1: get caught masturbated and ship in smelly. Oh my god,

1121
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:57,280
Speaker 1: these are so dumb. Um okay, um, oh my god.

1122
01:02:57,760 --> 01:03:01,680
Speaker 1: This one's such a this is like this might be

1123
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:07,800
Speaker 1: what's that that? Would you rather shoot webs like Spider

1124
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:11,960
Speaker 1: Man or have claws like Wolverine? And then in parentheses

1125
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:19,040
Speaker 1: it says both come out of your dick? What which

1126
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:21,960
Speaker 1: one would you rather have? Like claus like Wolverine come

1127
01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:25,120
Speaker 1: out of your dick or spider webs? Let's be honest,

1128
01:03:25,120 --> 01:03:27,120
Speaker 1: I already have webs that come out of my cock.

1129
01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:35,160
Speaker 1: You know, I've already been doing that for a while. Um.

1130
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:38,960
Speaker 1: That's actually kind of a good question. Two buttons you

1131
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:42,560
Speaker 1: can only press one. You instantly get one million dollars,

1132
01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:47,280
Speaker 1: or you have that, you get a hundred million dollars.

1133
01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:53,480
Speaker 1: It's give me a million. Really, no the second one,

1134
01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:57,000
Speaker 1: because after taxes, a million is like nothing exactly. Oh

1135
01:03:57,080 --> 01:04:01,600
Speaker 1: my god, taxes were involved. Well they're always involved death

1136
01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:07,400
Speaker 1: and taxes. Okay. Um, would you bet on all one

1137
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:11,240
Speaker 1: seeds beating sixteen seeds in march madness? If you if

1138
01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:14,560
Speaker 1: winning got you a million dollars, but if you lose,

1139
01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:19,520
Speaker 1: you get shot in the face. What well, a sixteen

1140
01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:21,960
Speaker 1: has never been a one seed, But I don't know

1141
01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:25,600
Speaker 1: what the upside is. You get a million dollars, you

1142
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:27,920
Speaker 1: get a million dollars. Yeah, you love a million dollars

1143
01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:36,360
Speaker 1: no taxes. Okay. Would you watch a porn star? Who? Yeah?

1144
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:43,280
Speaker 1: I had your mom's name, Okay, first and last is

1145
01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:54,360
Speaker 1: your mom? Yeah, fucking your mom with her whole name

1146
01:04:54,840 --> 01:05:03,240
Speaker 1: with wooden fights. Yeah, dude, that's I love that you

1147
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:07,080
Speaker 1: would Yeah. I don't even need to hear the other. Rather, rather,

1148
01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:15,360
Speaker 1: which activity takes more physical fitness, golf or porn? Good?

1149
01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:19,400
Speaker 1: Getting born? Man? Because friends, on what kind of porn?

1150
01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:22,080
Speaker 1: If it's the kind I want to shoot? You got

1151
01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:25,640
Speaker 1: you gotta do nothing? Oh that's true. Lie down and

1152
01:05:25,680 --> 01:05:27,720
Speaker 1: get fun with a three eyes. Thanks for watching today,

1153
01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:30,120
Speaker 1: you guys are listening however, you did it and we'll

1154
01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:35,760
Speaker 1: see you tomorrow on the podcast, Don't be Care. And Lemon,

1155
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:41,160
Speaker 1: why does my mouth thinking a squeaking sound that was

1156
01:05:41,320 --> 01:05:41,920
Speaker 1: so weird