WEBVTT - I Found Your Son's Wallet At Yankee Game

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<v Speaker 1>Phonelvi's Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Tab and perfect timing too.

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<v Speaker 3>Here it is Yankees are in Uh well, they're at

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<v Speaker 3>full throttle. The email came in saying, my boyfriend Israel

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<v Speaker 3>and I are huge Yankee fans. We go to all

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<v Speaker 3>the games and we sit in the bleachers and we

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<v Speaker 3>get pretty nasty to the Red Sox fans. So Israel's mother,

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<v Speaker 3>Mary is a wonderful but overprotective Jewish mom. She worries

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<v Speaker 3>about us taunting these other fans, and she's afraid we're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna get beat up someday at the Yankee game. So

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<v Speaker 3>we went to the game this week and we were

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<v Speaker 3>as loud and loaded as ever. Do us a favorite.

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<v Speaker 3>Call Israel's mother and tell her you're a Red Sox

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<v Speaker 3>fan and we were really mean to you at the game.

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<v Speaker 3>Make up whatever you want, marry. The mother will flip

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<v Speaker 3>out on her son for being so stupid. This comes

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<v Speaker 3>to us from Israel's girlfriend Hannah. Right, okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 3>so Brody is gonna be calling is the angry Red

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<v Speaker 3>Sox fan. You'll hear how he got her phone number.

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<v Speaker 3>Israel the Son's then gonna call his mom to get

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<v Speaker 3>her reaction. Keep in mind, while they're talking girlfriend Hannah,

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<v Speaker 3>the girlfriends on the line, you'll hear laughing. She'll be

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<v Speaker 3>listening in on the whole thing. Here we go a

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<v Speaker 3>very interesting Yankees phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hello, is this Mary?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Who's calling?

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<v Speaker 2>Your son was at the Yankee game last night? Right?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>So what's up?

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<v Speaker 2>You know your son's a loud mouth. No, he likes

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<v Speaker 2>to yell a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to the game with my wife and we're

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<v Speaker 1>Red Sox fans, and we sat in the bleachers right

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<v Speaker 1>behind your son and his uh trampy girlfriend, whom to

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<v Speaker 1>my name's Dave. Listen, your son was screaming and cursing

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<v Speaker 1>at us the whole night.

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<v Speaker 2>He spilled beer on my wife. He was half drunk.

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<v Speaker 4>My son, I don't think you're talking about the room person.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, I know it's your son. I have his wallet.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I'm calling his wallet. Yes, WHILETT fell out

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<v Speaker 1>when he was jumping up and down.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I didn't even know he was at the game.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I guess he does any lies to you?

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<v Speaker 4>Then? No, No, I'm I mean I'm shocked that he

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<v Speaker 4>acted like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you use a lot of profanity around the house.

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<v Speaker 6>No, absolutely not. I have little children. I'm sorry. I'm

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<v Speaker 6>really embarrassed from this. I'm really I'm very, very mortified.

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<v Speaker 2>Does he have a drinking problem?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 6>No, no?

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<v Speaker 2>How long has he been smoking?

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<v Speaker 6>Smoking?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's blowing smoking. They told him no smoking.

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<v Speaker 6>He doesn't smoke. He doesn't smoke, and he doesn't shrink

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<v Speaker 6>bad I know for a fat He.

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<v Speaker 1>Said, shut up, old man, and he blew smoke right

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<v Speaker 1>in my face. What And then he rolls up his

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<v Speaker 1>sleeve and he's got a Yankee tattoo on his shoulder

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<v Speaker 1>and he says, kiss this.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, that's a that's a temporary one.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, that didn't look temporary, look like a real tattoo.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, it's definitely not. It's definitely not.

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<v Speaker 2>I almost forgot.

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<v Speaker 1>The people in the seat next to him, they're smoking pot.

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<v Speaker 1>They offer it to him and he starts smoking with

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<v Speaker 1>his girlfriend. They start taking hits on the pot. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking, this is a real low life kid. What

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<v Speaker 1>kind of Jewish mother raises our kids to smoke and

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<v Speaker 1>drink and smoke pot and have a tattoo.

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<v Speaker 6>He doesn't have a tattoo, he doesn't smoke. I'm telling you,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm telling you believe.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, I got another call. Can I call you back

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<v Speaker 2>in a minute. I'll call you right back. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, this is just beautiful. This is beautiful.

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<v Speaker 4>Good Okay, here we go, buddy.

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<v Speaker 6>Hello, where are you?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm at my card gamers.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I just got a crazy phone call. I'm embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 5>What and I don't know what.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what went on? What happened?

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<v Speaker 5>What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 4>What am I talking about? Somebody called me from the game.

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<v Speaker 4>You tell me he found your wallet at the game.

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<v Speaker 4>And he's first calling me back.

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<v Speaker 5>What do you mean that?

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<v Speaker 4>Where is my wallet?

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<v Speaker 5>He found that he has in his hand. He's telling

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<v Speaker 5>me that you and the girlfriend, he thought you were drunk.

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<v Speaker 4>How you and her?

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<v Speaker 5>It was three four beers?

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<v Speaker 6>What's the difference?

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<v Speaker 4>And and have that the thing you said?

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<v Speaker 5>You took the joint and you and her are carrying on.

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<v Speaker 6>Them?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't come home, you and her tonight. I don't want

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<v Speaker 5>to see you come.

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<v Speaker 4>Here with a bunch of girls. I'm embarrassed. It was

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<v Speaker 4>the game. I was into the game.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't come home and there's no dinner for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Go point your own way.

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<v Speaker 5>I had enough, I've washed my hands.

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<v Speaker 4>With you and Hart And that's it. I'm embarrassed. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>mortified here. Why am I I'm sorry? Why?

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<v Speaker 5>Why I should a phone cak like that on my

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<v Speaker 5>twenty two years old side.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry, I tell you about that.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm no, don't tell me sorry. I told you what

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<v Speaker 5>I want to be done, and that's it.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, that's it. I don't want you or I don't

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<v Speaker 4>want her in the house anymore. I told you, because

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<v Speaker 4>how many times did I tell you you're right?

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<v Speaker 5>How many times I tell you to conduct yourself nice?

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<v Speaker 5>Even in the stadiu in your say, we told you

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<v Speaker 5>he careful.

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<v Speaker 4>With those fans.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>That's it.

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<v Speaker 5>I had it you seether me or ha.

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<v Speaker 4>You want her, can't come and go. I don't want you,

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<v Speaker 4>that's it. Why would I do?

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<v Speaker 5>Because I don't like the way you conduct yourself.

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<v Speaker 4>She's got good influences.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't want it.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, And I'm embarrassed. Okay, I should get some calls

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<v Speaker 4>like that. You want to know about your tattoo. Then

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<v Speaker 4>you're drinking and you're smoking. The guy wants to know

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<v Speaker 4>and smoking pot from the people next to you.

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<v Speaker 6>I thought it was a cigarette.

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<v Speaker 4>Going, boy, I see you know, do me favor.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't come home and don't come home with her.

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<v Speaker 4>You want your hamburgers, go eat.

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<v Speaker 5>Them and closer to like I'm not giving you in

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<v Speaker 5>the house. It's final, that's it.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't turn how Israel? And you know from the

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<v Speaker 4>beginning reading Mary? Hello?

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<v Speaker 2>Mary?

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<v Speaker 4>Who's there?

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<v Speaker 2>This is Dave? Did you did you talk to your son?

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<v Speaker 4>Dave? How'd you be my son?

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<v Speaker 2>Now you're kidding. I just called and it rang. I

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<v Speaker 2>heard you talking.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh and you know what else? Mary?

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<v Speaker 2>You've been phone tapped?

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<v Speaker 4>Is this a phone tap? Yeah? You're gonna be on

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<v Speaker 4>the radio. Yeah, Oh my god, Elvis phone tap.

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