Speaker 1: Thank god. Pete Davidson is dating someone new? Are people
Speaker 1: like relationship addicts? Like dating people addicts? Like they cannot
Speaker 1: be alone? What is that called? When someone can't be alone? Um?
Speaker 1: I also want to talk about So I was thinking
Speaker 1: about Valentine's Day and how people feel low and they're
Speaker 1: alone and they're single, and they watch all this media
Speaker 1: about these couples, these famous couples, and it's so much press.
Speaker 1: Kim and Pete Davidson, Oh my god, goals obsessed, go
Speaker 1: to every event, get dressed, tattoos, you know, he got
Speaker 1: a tattoo on her that said, like my girls a lawyer.
Speaker 1: She got one tattooed on her that says, my guys
Speaker 1: a loser, like just so Ad Nauseaum and and and
Speaker 1: machine Gun and Megan Fox. And we're drinking each other's
Speaker 1: blood and wearing each other's limbs and and making skin
Speaker 1: suits out of each other's bodies and like whiplash. We
Speaker 1: we we just like we we went through four years
Speaker 1: of a ride and we're one human and we're one body,
Speaker 1: and it's we're both you know, it's Puerto Rico in
Speaker 1: Latin America and blended children and forever and our families
Speaker 1: are together, and we're in the same business now and
Speaker 1: we're invested in each other's businesses and were the same
Speaker 1: representative whip. Oh now we're on that like and then
Speaker 1: we're with Ben and we're traveling all over the country
Speaker 1: and the world and like it's whiplash. And so these
Speaker 1: couples deserve all the scrutiny that they get when they
Speaker 1: break up. No, we do not respect to privacy during
Speaker 1: this difficult time. Respect our privacy during our difficult time.
Speaker 1: We were having a ship day, we might be said,
Speaker 1: we don't want to be flogged and water boarded because
Speaker 1: we're gonna look with how gorgeous you guys are and
Speaker 1: you're in love and the vows and like, you know what,
Speaker 1: living a relationship at an award show, it's not living
Speaker 1: a relationship. I've said this before. This is about Megan Fox,
Speaker 1: machine Gun Kelly and also like on following, I followed him,
Speaker 1: and I thought I unfollowed my fiance but followed a
Speaker 1: bunch of other hot people that would make my fiance jealous,
Speaker 1: And like, aren't you embarrassed in front of Brian Austin
Speaker 1: Green and your kids? Like you're acting like a high
Speaker 1: school child machine Gun Kelly allegedly cheating on Megan Fox
Speaker 1: and her talking about it on social media publicly and
Speaker 1: then deleting it is about as surprising as Adam Levine.
Speaker 1: A rock star cheating on a supermodel. Wait a minute,
Speaker 1: so hold on, let me let me get my math,
Speaker 1: let me get my calculator out. I need to get something.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I gotta let me write this down, all right,
Speaker 1: hold on, I got my no pat out. Let me alright,
Speaker 1: get an advocation. Let me put these numbers together. So
Speaker 1: hold on, another rock star living his life every week,
Speaker 1: and another fucking award show cheated on another hot girl
Speaker 1: and whilst living a very public, emoting relationship and doing
Speaker 1: everything publicly so we can watch it like fucking pay
Speaker 1: per view. That is as surprising as as Adam living.
Speaker 1: Like what if I've seen some I don't know what's
Speaker 1: going on in the world at all, And if I've
Speaker 1: seen somebody in five events and heard five things about
Speaker 1: them and I didn't even know who they were in
Speaker 1: the first place, then you know, because if Paul and
Speaker 1: I went to five public events in the last year
Speaker 1: where we had to get decked down and both of
Speaker 1: us talk, we would be broken up. We would not
Speaker 1: survive five events in a year. So go on the Housewives.
Speaker 1: Why don't you guys the same fucking thing, like just
Speaker 1: add failure, Like go on the Housewives as a relationship,
Speaker 1: blow it up right there, live and direct. It's do
Speaker 1: not past, go, do not collect your money, go right
Speaker 1: to the divorce court. I know a good lawyer, so
Speaker 1: fucking stupid stop So no, yes you do. We do
Speaker 1: not respect any of your privacy during this challenging time
Speaker 1: because you threw it, shoved it up our ass. And yes,
Speaker 1: people can be private and be famous. I can name so.
Speaker 1: George and the Mall. I go back to them all
Speaker 1: the time. George and the Mall, Georgia, No Mall, Georgia,
Speaker 1: A male Georgia, Molla Georgia, No Mall. Julia Roberts, Julia Roberts,
Speaker 1: Julia Roberts, Julia Roberts. They're famous. Michelle Obama, Michelle Obama,
Speaker 1: they're famous. It's not up our like like literally flag
Speaker 1: grass stuffed. You can be famous and not do it
Speaker 1: because famous people who are paparazzi and all the time
Speaker 1: want to be paparazzied. You do not want to be paparazzi.
Speaker 1: You do not go into a European metropolis in the
Speaker 1: middle of the summer when it's just opened up after
Speaker 1: a pandemic and go stay in a public hotels that
Speaker 1: have historically had other famous people staying there with paparazzi outside. Okay,
Speaker 1: so there are ways to not be famous. William and
Speaker 1: Kate are photographed less than fucking celebrities that want us
Speaker 1: to respect their privacy during this time. So we do
Speaker 1: not respect your privacy during this time anymore than you
Speaker 1: respected us trying to control ourselves and not wanting to
Speaker 1: watch people that we probably didn't know much about to
Speaker 1: begin with, and now know everything about their intimate details
Speaker 1: over their fucking perfect relationship life whiplash been on a
Speaker 1: bungee cord. I never knew who Machine Gun Kelly or
Speaker 1: Megan Fox were, and I know everything about their sucking
Speaker 1: each other's blood and vampiring each other and who even
Speaker 1: fucking knows leechy I mean leeches on each other's bodies,
Speaker 1: sucking each other's blood out. I don't know. I just
Speaker 1: know that don't have a ton of sympathy. You asked
Speaker 1: where you got a toyota at least Heidi and Spencer
Speaker 1: admitted we wanted it. We called the paparazzi. We wanted
Speaker 1: the fame, we wanted the money, we wanted the opportunities.
Speaker 1: Here we are, we take it again. I respect that
Speaker 1: they do not want anyone to respect any privacy during
Speaker 1: any difficult time because they don't want any privacy. Live
Speaker 1: your life, go with God. Respect that. But George Clooney
Speaker 1: and I'm more perfect people that I don't know either, Okay,
Speaker 1: that was rapped. People brag more on vacation and it
Speaker 1: kind of bums me out because I feel like there's
Speaker 1: a lot of I talked about this in the very
Speaker 1: beginning of talk on I didn't understand it is a world,
Speaker 1: but there is a lot of bragging on TikTok and
Speaker 1: you know the era, the era and the generation of
Speaker 1: like people with disposable income and they're wasting so much money.
Speaker 1: And I know I sound so old and who I
Speaker 1: guess not who cares, But like it's really the social
Speaker 1: media thing is really and to stuff the stuff that
Speaker 1: I'm interested in, the stuff that I talk about, to
Speaker 1: the products. Stuff is a lot of consumption, to be honest,
Speaker 1: and you watch people on vacation and it's so out
Speaker 1: of touch. And then my head immediately goes to the
Speaker 1: people who can't afford ever to go on a vacation,
Speaker 1: and how that disparity is always going to be so
Speaker 1: difficult and so scary, and when I start to feel
Speaker 1: guilty so I'm going on a vacation, I was thinking
Speaker 1: about how people are always just posting really out of
Speaker 1: touch vacation content. Anyway, Bomber, Sorry, how did two people
Speaker 1: have a relationship, like without killing each other? Just me, Like,
Speaker 1: let's talk about some big topics. Let's just talk about
Speaker 1: some big topics. Okay. Number one vacation Shians. Does your
Speaker 1: spouse or partner want to do exactly what you want
Speaker 1: to do? Like don't don't you want to sometimes just
Speaker 1: go and lay on your ass, and like your partner
Speaker 1: wants to do something active or you may want to
Speaker 1: go skiing and they want to go um to somewhere beachy.
Speaker 1: And food? What about food as your or your food
Speaker 1: taste polished roast chicken and potatoes. In fairness, I'm allergic
Speaker 1: to fish, so he had to eliminate a whole category
Speaker 1: of healthy food. And so he doesn't want to eat
Speaker 1: a lot of red meat and then he'll throw in
Speaker 1: once in a while like duck or lamb because he's
Speaker 1: trying to be cute and creative, but all otherwise it's
Speaker 1: usually roast chicken and roasted potatoes, every guy, every day.
Speaker 1: And also the timing of food. Men want to sit
Speaker 1: down and have it be structured, and they want the
Speaker 1: plate to have like a meat, a potato if you're lucky,
Speaker 1: of vegetable. They just are very like square about the
Speaker 1: meal and very zone diet. And I'm the ultimate snacker
Speaker 1: and I eat like someone's dog that just decides when
Speaker 1: they're hungry. When they're Thursday, they go over to the
Speaker 1: bowl I have. I don't like any kind of laws.
Speaker 1: All dinner at four o'clock, all eat any kind of
Speaker 1: savory caviar for breakfast, Like it doesn't matter. I have
Speaker 1: a very defiant eater. I just want to do eat
Speaker 1: what the funk I want when I want. So when
Speaker 1: I used to be dating and you'd have to go
Speaker 1: to dinner, you have anxiety because you ate like a
Speaker 1: big snack at six o'clock and like now you have
Speaker 1: to go. I don't like I just I don't like it.
Speaker 1: So it's hard to align with someone on food. One
Speaker 1: thing that I do align with Paul, and is it
Speaker 1: a restaurant, the kind of like let's get X and
Speaker 1: then we'll share. Like I'm a very let's get X
Speaker 1: and two sides. So you have to adopt that with me.
Speaker 1: I'm not giving that up. But that's not for like,
Speaker 1: we're all in this together. With the ordering from appetizer
Speaker 1: to dessert. Drinks you can have on your own. We
Speaker 1: are all in this together. And if not, I thought,
Speaker 1: I don't want to eat yours. I have to be
Speaker 1: able to want to eat like a side or something,
Speaker 1: because I'll manipulate you and to try to get you
Speaker 1: into getting something else that has some side that I
Speaker 1: like or you know. And he always like he'll say
Speaker 1: no avocado or no all these good things. I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: I'll take his avocado. He always just like throwing caution
Speaker 1: to the wind like thing because he only eats. He
Speaker 1: only eats chicken potatoes and yeah, he'll say that sometimes
Speaker 1: eats salattle lunch. But it's the same thing every day, okay.
Speaker 1: And then sleeping, Paul falls asleep early. I don't fall
Speaker 1: asleep early, but earlier than he does. And I've got
Speaker 1: my nightguard I need my pillow that goes in a
Speaker 1: warmer because it's got like lavender and it helps me
Speaker 1: go to sleep. Sometimes I like a sleep story. It's
Speaker 1: like a meditation app like a sleep story. He sometimes
Speaker 1: snores and he's a light sleeper. And I have a
Speaker 1: double standard because if someone wakes me up, I will
Speaker 1: actually never speak to them again, Like I have been
Speaker 1: o mat people for waking me up. I don't care
Speaker 1: what it is. I don't care who's there. It's going
Speaker 1: to be a problem. And I have to wake up
Speaker 1: up a thousand times if the stories, I just like
Speaker 1: nudge on him. So yeah, I think it's all me.
Speaker 1: So I think I've learned that that's a rant. We
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna make a public service announcement. We do
Speaker 1: not need another celebrity makeup brand. We don't we don't
Speaker 1: need more makeup. We don't need more skin, we don't
Speaker 1: need no water. Let the motherfucker burn. We do not need.
Speaker 1: And now we've got men. You've got men coming in here.
Speaker 1: Empty your pockets. This is a stick up. Nobody's doing this,
Speaker 1: absolutely not. It's just not You're fucking going for no,
Speaker 1: You're going for the mail market with like regular skincare.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. Fucking animals most men. Um, but
Speaker 1: just stop with the make it's we did it. Rihanna
Speaker 1: cashed out. Selena Gomez is doing real well. Drew Barrymore
Speaker 1: has got a lock on this. We they did it.
Speaker 1: They shut you out. Do it the evil Longoria way.
Speaker 1: You keep doing campaigns and get ten million a year
Speaker 1: whatever they get, that's the move. But no, we do
Speaker 1: not need it right basta. By the way, did you
Speaker 1: guys know Alicia Keys was in the space? Did you
Speaker 1: know that Scarlett Johansson's got something? She the one with outset.
Speaker 1: There's somebody else too, I think Cianna Miller. I'm mixing
Speaker 1: everybody together. They all have a line. They all have
Speaker 1: a line. Ariana Grande has r e M Beauty, and
Speaker 1: it's like, why isn't Michael Stipes have r e M Beauty.
Speaker 1: It's just fucked up. It's making no sense. Um. Drew
Speaker 1: Barrymore has Flower. It's fine, it's a fine brand. Um
Speaker 1: they do it. They're trying, but it's fucking relentless out there,
Speaker 1: stay out what the Selena Gomez is even trying to
Speaker 1: climb in and doing well. Addison Ray pieced out, She's gone.
Speaker 1: That happened, Michaela. It's not like they're flying off the
Speaker 1: shelves with her pallets. I don't think that she's a
Speaker 1: famous makeup artist. It's probably cells. But like that is
Speaker 1: not easy. Anastasia killed it, sold for a lot of money.
Speaker 1: I know her, but right now it's not an easy space.
Speaker 1: J Lo trying to glow. Like I said, Alicia Keys Jayla,
Speaker 1: that group of of of musicians doesn't do well. Let's
Speaker 1: discuss it. I don't know, j Lo, Gwin, Stefani. It's
Speaker 1: not blowing the doors of Gaga. Think about these titans
Speaker 1: that are trying to crack in Lady Gaga, Jennifer Lopez, Gwin, Stefani,
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian with her new skin. None of those are
Speaker 1: really breaking through. Those are like, oh, I tried it once,
Speaker 1: you know, because they told me to on talk, but
Speaker 1: I didn't stick with it. Rihanna busted through, Selena Gomez
Speaker 1: bust busting through. But that is not But like Alicia
Speaker 1: Ke's is not busted through. Gwen Sefani has not busted through,
Speaker 1: So it ain't easy. I would stay the funk out
Speaker 1: of there. Like everyone's talking you're doing your own beauty line.
Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, that's scary and stupid. It's literally the
Speaker 1: last area that anyone needs to walk into in business.
Speaker 1: It is suffocating, lee crowded. And everyone was like when
Speaker 1: I first started doing all my beauty reviews, like, no,
Speaker 1: she's definitely. Everyone was an expert reporters, public reporters on
Speaker 1: TikTok saying well no, and and she is, and here's proof,
Speaker 1: and she's doing her own line, but a bunch of dummies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did not do my own line, and I'm not
Speaker 1: doing my own line because it's a fool's errand nothing
Speaker 1: hasn't or isn't being done. Nothing