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Speaker 1: put your back. I can Burt Burt me, I can

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Speaker 1: hold you in Burke's Hilarious Night. Oh my god, this

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Speaker 1: is actually happening. It is happening. You're you're on with us,

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Speaker 1: and we're kind of a big deal. Love this show.

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Speaker 1: This is great. Yes, good morning. This is mister Michael

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Speaker 1: Love and I'm with Elvis Duran and the Morning showd

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Speaker 1: youll here Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Well, well,

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Speaker 1: well we come together to do it again. Yes we do.

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Speaker 1: God help us. Hell anyway, Welcome to Tuesday. Good morning, Gandhi,

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Hello by Daniella. Hello, super Froggy. How are you?

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Speaker 1: Good morning of Hello Scotty Hie. There's producer Sam Morning

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Speaker 1: Dams in the house. We're straight. Nay, where's Brody? You

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Speaker 1: know Naty takes the train in Okay. You know what,

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Speaker 1: maybe Nate can take the faster train next time. I

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Speaker 1: just saw Brody walk by. All right, you know what,

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Speaker 1: until they get in here, we'll have some fun. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to the day. It's Tuesday. We have no guests to

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Speaker 1: to time. Today it's just us. You can't I like

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Speaker 1: it when it's just us. All Right, we're about to

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Speaker 1: get your first call over today. Who's going to be

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Speaker 1: the lucky one? Oh? I don't know. Let's start with Intoxicated.

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Speaker 1: I love this song, Martin, so this will start you up.

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Speaker 1: I love that you like it right there. I love

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Speaker 1: this text. Love this song. You have me dancing while

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Speaker 1: I'm brushing my hair. I know. Is it true you

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Speaker 1: don't think, I don't. I hope not. It's like those

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Speaker 1: I don't want to live that wise, I'm sorry nothing.

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Speaker 1: I can tell the birds just flew out of it.

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Speaker 1: the day. Do we have our first caller of the day. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it's Michelle. Oh hi Michelle, Michelle. Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Are you up early or up late? Is This the

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Speaker 1: This is the beginning of my dad. I'm actually going

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Speaker 1: last night? Probably around eleven eleven? Danielle? What time do

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Speaker 1: you go to bed? Probably around ten thirty Gandhi, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like eleven. Yeah, I went to bed at seven? Yes

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Speaker 1: for you, I did you know what? I was watching TV,

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Speaker 1: Because you can and you actually sleep like ten hours?

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Speaker 1: What do you do? I'm a nanny. Oh you need

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Speaker 1: your energy, kid, you guys? Oh yeah, I have one

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Speaker 1: I mean, I mean Gandhi's sorry. Oh okay. So I

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Speaker 1: I would love to do them with pe feature Gandhi. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: If you're celebrating a birthday today, you are celebrating with

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Speaker 1: Bruce Willis so Happy birthday, Capricorn. Remember to never underestimate yourself.

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Speaker 1: You are a powerful force that can tackle any obstacle

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Speaker 1: in your way. Your day is an eight Aquarius. Now

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Speaker 1: extra dose of positive energy. Use it to have a

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Speaker 1: refreshing conversation with a loved one. Your day is an

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Speaker 1: eight Aries. Your effort in the workplace will no longer

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Speaker 1: go unnoticed. Continue to work hard and don't lose yourself

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Speaker 1: in the spotlight. Your days of nine Taurus, you are unstoppable.

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Speaker 1: Pay attention to nothing but your current goal and you

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Speaker 1: matters will keep you occupied well it can be still.

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Speaker 1: Take this time to focus on home improvements. Your days

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Speaker 1: you closer to both friends and family. Your day is

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Speaker 1: a seven Leo. Spending a little downtime with your friends

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Speaker 1: can go a long way. Their advice will provide clarity

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Speaker 1: buy something that you've had your eye on for a while.

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Speaker 1: Your days and nine, I'm going to get those shoes.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Goddi Glibra. A friend may tell you a secret,

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Speaker 1: It's time to set up something new long term. Take

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Speaker 1: you need to know right now, Gandi, what's going on?

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Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos and those leaked text messages. Apparently, the National

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Speaker 1: sending pictures out? It's ridiculous. I'm ordering which one of

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Speaker 1: don't worry, we're fixing it. They came back and said, oh, sorry,

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Speaker 1: may have, Sir, you gotta grab some from Cookie Monster,

420
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,280
Speaker 1: and I mean otherwise you're gonna die on that. I

421
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,720
Speaker 1: remember he eats and he gets tired. Cookie Monster needs

422
00:20:56,720 --> 00:21:01,280
Speaker 1: a napka. Okay, here's what I want to do, Okay,

423
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:09,960
Speaker 1: it's uh Elvis, Danielle, Gandhi froggy scary? Okay, by which

424
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,440
Speaker 1: one of us would you want to be on an

425
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:16,359
Speaker 1: island alone with? We're really sorry? Are you opening this

426
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:21,280
Speaker 1: up to the listeners or is this an internal question? Okay?

427
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,960
Speaker 1: I'm debating which one of you I would want to

428
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,879
Speaker 1: be alone on an island with it. I just can't

429
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:32,080
Speaker 1: find the answer. No, and why? Okay Danielle, Yeah, who

430
00:21:32,119 --> 00:21:34,040
Speaker 1: would you want to be on an island with? Which

431
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,520
Speaker 1: one of us? Right now? I would pick Gandhi? And

432
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:39,200
Speaker 1: here's the reason. Here's the reason. I know we get

433
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,600
Speaker 1: along rate, we have the best time together, and she's

434
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,359
Speaker 1: the newest member of the show, so I don't know

435
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,959
Speaker 1: everything about her. So we could spend time getting to

436
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,120
Speaker 1: know each other and it would be kind of like

437
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,280
Speaker 1: you know, it wouldn't be boring, like we would talk

438
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:53,720
Speaker 1: about lots of different things. See, I couldn't be alone

439
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,080
Speaker 1: on an island Gandhi because she's such a bad influence.

440
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,159
Speaker 1: But the island there's really not What is she going

441
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,560
Speaker 1: to influence you to have a coconut? Like what we find?

442
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,520
Speaker 1: Do you think? No? Gandhi would find some weird plant

443
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:10,199
Speaker 1: to smoke, like figure out how to ferment the coconut juice. Gandhi, okay, Gandhi?

444
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:11,720
Speaker 1: Which one of us would you want to be alone

445
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,480
Speaker 1: on an island with? Um? I think I'm gonna have

446
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:16,000
Speaker 1: to go with Danielle as well. We spent a lot

447
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,679
Speaker 1: of time together traveling, and we sort of roll in

448
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:21,000
Speaker 1: the same direction, and we go away when we need

449
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,119
Speaker 1: to go away, and we're just that was That's the

450
00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:24,680
Speaker 1: one I would think I would go with. Thanks, all right,

451
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,920
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the text fifty five one hundred so

452
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:31,040
Speaker 1: far Danielle, Froggy, Danielle because she's funny Danielle. No one's Oh,

453
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:35,359
Speaker 1: here's one for Gandhi. Yeah, uh Gandhi. Elvis. Oh, so

454
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,520
Speaker 1: one likes me. There's seems someone like could read them.

455
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,560
Speaker 1: You could read the new book. It would take a

456
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:44,439
Speaker 1: lot of time. Someone says, Elvis or Gandhi. Uh, Froggy,

457
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,000
Speaker 1: you want to be on the island with me? Yes,

458
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:48,040
Speaker 1: I would pick you because you would hire a plane

459
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:56,239
Speaker 1: to come get us and fancy out in the water here.

460
00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:00,680
Speaker 1: I've got DIBs on Elvis Gandhi so we can talk

461
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 1: all day every time we play do Marry killed poor

462
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:08,359
Speaker 1: scary gets killed every time, every time Nate. I would

463
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:09,879
Speaker 1: not be on the other of the Nate because he

464
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:14,760
Speaker 1: would kill you and eat you. Where's great tea? Great tea?

465
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,240
Speaker 1: No one's choosing to be on an island with you?

466
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,800
Speaker 1: No offense? I know. First of all, I'm offended you

467
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:21,360
Speaker 1: didn't offer me. And the thing is, you know I'm

468
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,760
Speaker 1: the most handy. I could build things, I would get

469
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:27,760
Speaker 1: us food. You wouldn't drive me nuts. I gotta be honest.

470
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:29,280
Speaker 1: I would not be able to sit on an island.

471
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,440
Speaker 1: But wait a minute. You know what, no one's thinking

472
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:34,359
Speaker 1: about your assistant Andrew, because Andrew has tried out for

473
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:40,359
Speaker 1: Survivor several times and he has. Andrew's at home with

474
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 1: a sinus infection. I don't want to be hanging out

475
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,280
Speaker 1: with What about Tom? Hey? Tom, who do you want

476
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:48,040
Speaker 1: to be stuck on an island with? I would love

477
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,679
Speaker 1: to absolutely be on an island with Greg te Okay,

478
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:55,320
Speaker 1: tell us why? Um? I think Greg is uh He's

479
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,399
Speaker 1: he's very funny and stuff like that. I know that

480
00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:00,359
Speaker 1: you guys don't necessarily get along with him. Really we

481
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:04,520
Speaker 1: don't die? Yeah, I know you got you guys torture

482
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:07,720
Speaker 1: them all the time. I'm I'm I'm very shocked by that.

483
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 1: But um, I'll see maybe can you hold it? Can

484
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 1: you hold for just a second. People think we torture

485
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,440
Speaker 1: him because all you hear is the conversation that happens

486
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:20,439
Speaker 1: with the microphones on. When the microphones are off, he

487
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,400
Speaker 1: runs around this place like a bull in a china

488
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:25,119
Speaker 1: shop and drives everyone bananas. You'd have no clue what

489
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,320
Speaker 1: you're talking about. But if you want him on an island,

490
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:34,040
Speaker 1: he's all yours, buddy. I can't, I can't imagine. Well,

491
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:35,959
Speaker 1: I was actually going to mention to you guys. I've

492
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 1: been listening to you for a really long time. Goes

493
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:41,760
Speaker 1: back to about the meat market when you guys used

494
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:45,160
Speaker 1: to do that in New York a long time ago, right, So, yeah,

495
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:47,879
Speaker 1: it's been a long time that I've actually been listening

496
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,159
Speaker 1: to you guys, And I remember the one time that

497
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,639
Speaker 1: you torture them. I think it was like shock therapy

498
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 1: or something. Oh god, shot college. Do you guys remember

499
00:24:55,600 --> 00:25:02,159
Speaker 1: that y time you guys would ask him questions and

500
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 1: every time he would get the question wrong, you guys

501
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 1: would shock him. And yeah, you guys, okay, but wait,

502
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:11,159
Speaker 1: to be fair, shock caller trivia on Great Tea was

503
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:15,600
Speaker 1: Great Tea's idea? Yeah, I think Great Guys on purpose.

504
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:18,359
Speaker 1: Now Tom, he comes up with ideas where we torture

505
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,720
Speaker 1: him so people will feel sorry for him. That's exactly

506
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:23,120
Speaker 1: what he's doing, but no one believes me. Yeah anyway,

507
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,679
Speaker 1: all right, Tom, have a beautiful day and enjoy your

508
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:27,879
Speaker 1: time alone with Great Tea on the island. He's all yours. Well,

509
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,919
Speaker 1: I just wanted I just wanted to mention to you

510
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,240
Speaker 1: quick before you guys go. Okay, follow all you guys

511
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:33,919
Speaker 1: on Instagram? Is there any way that I can get

512
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:38,199
Speaker 1: a follow back? Okay? If you guys figure out who

513
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:40,639
Speaker 1: he is and and what we'll I'll tell you what.

514
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:43,840
Speaker 1: We'll get everyone to follow you. Who are you on Instagram? Uh?

515
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 1: Tom Penn one two one two and yeah? All right,

516
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:53,040
Speaker 1: let's get him a thousand pe and and one two

517
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,360
Speaker 1: one two? Okay, hold on, Okay, I'm gonna go check him.

518
00:25:55,640 --> 00:26:02,399
Speaker 1: Write it down, okay, Bob, Hello, Bob, Bob, Lady alrighty Bob,

519
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,360
Speaker 1: which one of us would you want to be stranded

520
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:07,920
Speaker 1: on an island with? Oh, by far Gandhi. We'd be

521
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:13,960
Speaker 1: smoking it up as we'd be eating Everything'll get that. Yeah,

522
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 1: I got I'm gonna get some munches with Gandhi. All right, excellent, Bob,

523
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,359
Speaker 1: All right, well there you go. Oh my gosh, we

524
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,399
Speaker 1: are sort of on an island, Manhattan's and Island, and

525
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:26,600
Speaker 1: we stuck here. What are you gonna do? All right, well,

526
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,840
Speaker 1: we gotta take a break. Let's see what do we

527
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 1: have a What are we gonna get? Like a free

528
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:32,959
Speaker 1: money or a free trip? Phone tap back? I mean,

529
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,679
Speaker 1: I would love to give stuff away next week? What

530
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 1: do we give it away next week? I'll let you

531
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:40,080
Speaker 1: know when they figured it out? All right? Elvis's personal

532
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:43,760
Speaker 1: Instagram account Follow him now at Elvis Duran. I think

533
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 1: I'm ready to start a modeling career. Elvis Duran in

534
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 1: the Morning Show. Call us two zero one hundred. Elvis

535
00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:56,480
Speaker 1: Duran in the Morning Show. I don't know. It's a

536
00:26:56,560 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 1: national Let's laugh day. I haven't laughed in like five minutes. Oh,

537
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,680
Speaker 1: I just left. I think we're behind. We gotta keep

538
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 1: it going. Hello, great Tea's slithering around in here. What

539
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 1: are you doing me? Well, I'm very busy today. Okay,

540
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Well? I've got my top of

541
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 1: train of course, hop on board and then what else

542
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 1: you guys, And then, of course, Scary Jones he let

543
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,959
Speaker 1: me know that I have been anointed the responsibility of

544
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 1: the phone tap today. Yeah, I submitted it. I let's

545
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 1: scary listen to it. And he goes, dude, I like it.

546
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 1: Let's do it. Yeah, Scary, you like a great tea's

547
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 1: phone tap. I liked it. He actually used a brain

548
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 1: cell to do. Right. That's right, that's right. Look, okay,

549
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:45,680
Speaker 1: thank you, go go finish something up. Uh. Yeah, he's

550
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,920
Speaker 1: all excited. He's crowing about his phone tap. Easy. He

551
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:49,879
Speaker 1: thinks it's okay. You know what, here's the thing. When

552
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:53,359
Speaker 1: you oversell it, that's a mistake. We're gonna listen to

553
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 1: this thing. It's like when someone says, oh, man, I

554
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 1: saw this movie. It's the best movie ever, and so

555
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:58,359
Speaker 1: now you're ready for the best movie ever and you

556
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 1: get there. It's okay, right, it's not that good. Then, no, no, no,

557
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 1: here's what's gonna happen. Great to you say your phone

558
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 1: tap is one of your best. We're gonna listen to it,

559
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 1: and we're gonna give you our honest opinions. That means

560
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 1: he means, you guys are gonna tear me apart, you're

561
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 1: gonna we'll be honest. Then don't come in here going yeah, man,

562
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,960
Speaker 1: you all suck Mine is the best. It's basically what

563
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:21,240
Speaker 1: you don't. We talk about having self confidence and like

564
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,160
Speaker 1: getting out there in the world, and don't let people

565
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 1: tell you. There's a difference between self confidence and being cocky. Okay,

566
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 1: if you want a self confidence you know, I'm a

567
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:32,399
Speaker 1: self confident guy. If you want cocky, straightenate for instance,

568
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 1: but that he's cocky. So you know, it's a fine line.

569
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 1: He's cocky and confidence. I mean, you could kind of

570
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 1: blur the time, now, didn't Your grandma used to say

571
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 1: cocky when you were talking about, you know, going to

572
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:49,479
Speaker 1: the potty. That's what my grandma used to say. Anything

573
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 1: that's disgusting. Look, guys, do you believe in the force

574
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 1: of tidal waves? Do you believe in the force of

575
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 1: the planets? You know? Yes? In the moon, you know,

576
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 1: you know, for instance, when there's a full moon, emergency

577
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 1: rooms always have, you know, crazy things coming through the doors.

578
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 1: There's something going on in the universe or on the

579
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 1: planet at this time. Every day. We talk about fecal matters.

580
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,719
Speaker 1: Oh no, we talk about pooh do you know what

581
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Every time we talk about poo, I look

582
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 1: at the clock and it's this time right now. So weird.

583
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 1: Why do we have this, this Pooh conversation at the

584
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 1: same time every day? Is this the time of day

585
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 1: where a lot of people do the baby? People are

586
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 1: getting up, walking around, feeling the media, the gravity's doing it,

587
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 1: the coffees kicking in mercury still in retrograde right now,

588
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:41,880
Speaker 1: and butts are on toilets. And speaking of toilets, remember

589
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 1: several years ago, I had that problem, and I thought

590
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:46,719
Speaker 1: that Satan lived in my toilet. Hear me out, gandhi

591
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 1: what My toilet water was boiling hot, and you could

592
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 1: I would sit on the toilet and my butt would sweat,

593
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 1: because I kid you not. And then one day, with

594
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,520
Speaker 1: a clean ball, I put my finger in the toilet

595
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 1: water and it was you could almost steep tea in it.

596
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: It was so warm. That's gross. That's so gross on

597
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 1: so many levels. And so you know, so I actually,

598
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 1: you know, I didn't know whether I should call a

599
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 1: plumber or an exorcist. This is this is a microphone

600
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 1: in my toilet right now. Listen to that. It's like

601
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 1: hot spring oh a nice, but steam though, I know so,

602
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 1: so I called the plumber and he and I said, look,

603
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 1: you know, obviously the water that feeds my toilet is

604
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 1: going past a hot water pipe or something. He's like, no,

605
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 1: it's not. There is no explanation as to why your

606
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 1: toilet water is boiling like this. It's satan. It's still

607
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 1: that way though it's still hot. You saw hot water.

608
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 1: I have hot water, and so I don't know. That's weird.

609
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 1: You know, Goyneth Paltrow was encouraging people to get like

610
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 1: a vaginal steam for a while. Maybe this is good

611
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 1: for you and your your boys. I don't well, I

612
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 1: don't have a vagina. Maybe yeah, but you yeah, that

613
00:30:56,360 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 1: will do. You haven't seen my boys every boys? Oh

614
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 1: stop it now, they're not like straight without any wrinkles.

615
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 1: You guys, steam it out. It's like chicken skin, exactly,

616
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 1: smooth out. You want my chandelier to steam? You're all right?

617
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 1: So anyway, at this time every day we talk about pooh.

618
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:20,640
Speaker 1: Let's move on. Uh. From my city, San Antonio. Amanda

619
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 1: is on a line twenty one. Hi, Amanda, how are you?

620
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 1: I'm good? How are you? Guys? I'm so sorry, you

621
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:30,800
Speaker 1: had to listen to that conversation on the whole. I

622
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 1: haven't laughed that hard this early in the morning in

623
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 1: a very long time. Are you laughing because it's funny?

624
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 1: You're laughing because we're pathetic, It's so funny. I absolutely

625
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,720
Speaker 1: love you, guys. I absolutely love you guys. Well, thank you.

626
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 1: And look, I know you're from San Antonio, one of

627
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Speaker 1: my favorite cities I lived in. I had such a

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Speaker 1: great time living there. Do you go to Fiesta every year?

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Speaker 1: Do you take advantage of everything that's great about San Antonio?

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Speaker 1: I do, yes, I do? All right. So you are

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Speaker 1: a certified nurse. It's a CNA day. It's certified nurse day, right, yes,

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Speaker 1: it's certified registered nurse day. Okay, tell us the difference

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Speaker 1: between that and a nurse nurse UM and certified registered

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Speaker 1: nurse is same thing as a nurse. So whatever degree

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Speaker 1: you have, and then you specify or like, you specialize

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Speaker 1: in a certain area. So I specialized in OB. So

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Speaker 1: all I did was studying, you know, past my whatever.

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Speaker 1: I've been working for eight years in Obi. And then

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Speaker 1: I took a test and I got certified. Oh congratulations, okay,

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Speaker 1: thank you. So and you could do it for like

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Speaker 1: er icu um pediatrics me you know Nick you nea

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Speaker 1: natal anything like that. Okay, so well congratulations. I mean

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Speaker 1: obviously it takes a lot of study time and preparation.

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Speaker 1: And so if I'm ever in the hospital and a

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Speaker 1: nurse comes in and I asked for their their certified

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Speaker 1: nurse certificate that they don't have one, well only some

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Speaker 1: of us have it. So that's what makes it a

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Speaker 1: little bit more special soul. So it's just people that

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Speaker 1: want to get that extra little thing. It's it's what

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Speaker 1: we call it is alphabet soup after our so you know,

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Speaker 1: whatever degree you have, and then it just adds extra letters. Well,

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Speaker 1: today's your day, Amanda, so demand respect at the office

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Speaker 1: or at the Yeah. Today, So they didn't really want

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Speaker 1: me today, but that's okay, all right, take today off, enjoy,

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Speaker 1: enjoy the day. Go to Is it north Starmall? Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's the one with the big boot out front. It's

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Speaker 1: a huge yes, the big the huge boots. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: a massive boot. All right. Thank you, Amanda, and thanks

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Speaker 1: for listening to us. We appreciate it. Thank you guys

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Speaker 1: so much. You guys have a good day. You two.

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Speaker 1: Thanks and there you go CNA. So if you notice

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Speaker 1: a certified nurse, tell them congratulations, it's your day, Uh, Danielle, Yes,

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Speaker 1: you ready to go? Ye? All right, what's your first

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Speaker 1: report of the day? All right, So we're gonna talk

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Speaker 1: about Travis Scott because he just did something amazing. So

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Speaker 1: he sold out, um he has. He had a record

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Speaker 1: breaking performance one point seven million dollars on his Los

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Speaker 1: Angeles tour stop, so that makes him one of the

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Speaker 1: few artists to have repeat sellouts at the Forum in

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Speaker 1: a twelvemonth period. He also sold out shows in December

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Speaker 1: nineteenth and twentieth, so he's up there with people like

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Speaker 1: Garth Brooks, Janet Jackson, Lady Gaga, sting Michael Jackson to

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Speaker 1: actually accomplish this. So maybe he has to work on

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Speaker 1: his relationship right now, but he's making bank. Let me

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Speaker 1: tell you that he is doing well. So, Kylie Jenner,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe you want to forgive him bringing

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Speaker 1: him the bank. Everyone thinks she's pregnant again, do you

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Speaker 1: think so? You think I can't tell. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: She has strategically placed objects and like all of her pictures,

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Speaker 1: and she was a lot of baggy sweatshirts, anyway. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she posted a picture in a bathing sea the other day,

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Speaker 1: but like her baby was laying on her. So I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, I don't know. It's a little bit

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Speaker 1: I do. I hide my stomach with my baby. Do

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Speaker 1: you say this? Just in thank you to Gandhi for this.

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Speaker 1: Christiano Ronaldo is opening up a hair transplant place in

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Speaker 1: Spain because he says image is important and he wants

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Speaker 1: to make sure others have more control over theirs. And

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Speaker 1: we know Christiano Ronaldo always looking super hot. I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: I have to differ with you here. I think he

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Speaker 1: is hot. His eyebrows are too perfect. I don't like that. Well,

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Speaker 1: he gets them done obviously very well. Yeah, come on.

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Speaker 1: I wonder now though, is his hair fake? Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: thinking it's dying in. But I think it has to

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Speaker 1: be too perfect. I know a lot of guys who

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Speaker 1: get transplants just in case for the future. I want

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Speaker 1: to get them just in case. I went on a

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Speaker 1: date with a guy once and he had little brown

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Speaker 1: dots in the front of his head and I couldn't

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Speaker 1: figure out what the hell it was, and then I

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Speaker 1: realized he had just had transplants done in the front

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Speaker 1: of his head and just in case. It's like like

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Speaker 1: the beginning of spring when they plant a little the

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Speaker 1: plants the first flowers. I want to put mulch on

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Speaker 1: his head. Oh my god. There are so many famous

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Speaker 1: guys who have done it too, and it looks great, great,

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Speaker 1: And I'm I am upstairs with rancor dot com. I

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Speaker 1: have been looking at rancor dot com every single day.

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Speaker 1: So right now they're rating all the sexiest Man Alive

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Speaker 1: covers from People magazine and they've decided that Ryan Reynolds

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Speaker 1: cover from two thousand and ten is the sexiest. Then

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Speaker 1: comes Chris Hemsworth from twenty fourteen, and then Hugh Jackman

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Speaker 1: from twenty from two thousand and eight. Whoa Yeah. Next,

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Speaker 1: Netflix is coming out with a really cool show next month.

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Speaker 1: It's called You Versus Wild. It stars survival expert Bear Grills. Now.

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Speaker 1: It's an interactive show. Do you remember when Black Mirror

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Speaker 1: did this? Yes? Kind of. It's kind of like a

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Speaker 1: you pick the adventure. Well, the same thing is this,

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Speaker 1: He's going to be in certain situations and you have

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Speaker 1: to decide where his next adventure will go or what

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Speaker 1: he does to survive. It's more of a family friendly show.

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Speaker 1: So he's not going to fall off a cliff or

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Speaker 1: anything like that. What do you guys think of those?

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Speaker 1: I think it's awesome. He's so much fun when I

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Speaker 1: sit down and watch a show. Yeah, I want them

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Speaker 1: to give it to me from beginning to end. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to make any decision, you know what I'm saying. See,

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Speaker 1: I think it's cool. I need but it breaks up

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Speaker 1: the story in my head. I need to hear the

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Speaker 1: whole story. You understand what I'm saying. I see that.

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Speaker 1: But you know what, I gotta say that watching it

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Speaker 1: with a family might be more fun, like when you

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Speaker 1: should lead. You know what I mean. Maybe if you're

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Speaker 1: watching it by yourself, it's not as much fun. Maybe. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Julia Roberts said that she probably couldn't make the movie

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Speaker 1: Pretty Woman right now because of the aftermath of the

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Speaker 1: hashtag me two movement. She also said that she didn't

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Speaker 1: want to do Nodding Hill, but she's happy that she did.

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Speaker 1: It's one of her best movies. So honestly, why you know, so,

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Speaker 1: I was talking to my Son Spencer last night, and

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Speaker 1: he said that sports teams are starting to think that

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Speaker 1: players shouldn't be playing Fortnite because they're not concentrating on

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Speaker 1: their game as much. I get it. First baseman Carlos

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Speaker 1: Santana actually smashed a bat in the Phillies club house

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Speaker 1: late last year because players were playing Fortnite during games.

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Speaker 1: He said he was frustrated we were losing and they

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Speaker 1: didn't really care they were playing Fortnite, so he got

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Speaker 1: pissed off at the team. There was a story out

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Speaker 1: of Boston last year that David Price, who they paid

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Speaker 1: a lot of money to get, got carpal Tunnel from

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Speaker 1: playing Fortnite all night. He denied it, but that's what

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Speaker 1: If that's all you're doing all nights, it's ridiculous. Bird

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Speaker 1: Box was a book before it was a movie, just

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Speaker 1: in case you didn't know, And now a sequel to

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Speaker 1: the book is on the way. It's called Mallory. That's

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Speaker 1: the name of Sandra Bullock's character. It's going to take

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Speaker 1: place eight years after the events of the first book. Tonight,

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of fun stuff on television. We love

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Speaker 1: Ellen's Game of Games. Did you see the commercial from

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Speaker 1: Mental Samurai on Fox? This thing is okay. So it's

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Speaker 1: hosted by Rob Lowe. You're sitting in this contraption and

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Speaker 1: this crazy spaceship looking thing. It's crazy because you can't

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Speaker 1: all over the place. It looks like it's going to

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Speaker 1: be pretty cool, so check that out. Also, The Village

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Speaker 1: is on NBC tonight. That is about a Brooklyn apartment

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Speaker 1: building where the tenants have bonded together as a family.

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Speaker 1: Looks like it's going to be great. And over on Netflix,

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Speaker 1: you've got Amy Schumer's special Growing Excellent. Thank you, Danielle. Hey.

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Speaker 1: Stuff that's trending right now. That's a couple of days.

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Speaker 1: I'm in writing them down. Hashtag things I learned from

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Speaker 1: my ex hashtag it would be a wonderful world if

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Speaker 1: your thirtieth birthday, which is great. Things you need to

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Speaker 1: hashtag TrashTag? What would that be? The TrashTag challenge is

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Speaker 1: where people are going into areas that are very litter

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Speaker 1: filled and taking a before and after picture of all

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Speaker 1: of the cleanup that they do. I totally forgot about it,

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Speaker 1: and we have a litter filled area. Litter filled area.

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Speaker 1: It's called New York City. Yeah, okay, that's a good one.

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Speaker 1: Hashtag I'm not a jerk, but what's that one? There

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Speaker 1: are so many? I mean, you know, everybody has like

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Speaker 1: the quote unquote unpopular opinion. Yes, so a lot of

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Speaker 1: people are kind of voicing I'm not really a jerk,

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Speaker 1: The trending hashtag I'm loving is hashtag make a compliment awkward.

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Speaker 1: This is this is awesome. Like the other day, someone said, oh,

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Speaker 1: I love turning your show on every morning. I keep

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Speaker 1: it on the background because I'll like noise. Okay, well thanks, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so if that's the case, we can just here and

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Speaker 1: go by and that's all they know, right, And do

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Speaker 1: you have any others that are Oh? I made a

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Speaker 1: list because these were cracking me up, so like, you

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Speaker 1: look great with makeup on? You look great for being

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Speaker 1: six seven months pregnant. Oh you're not pregnant. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: so let's stop and let's let's let these breathe. Okay, Okay.

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Speaker 1: The first one is you look great what with makeup on?

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Speaker 1: With make you look great with makeup on? Okay? Is

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Speaker 1: that that's That's not a compliment? Is it not? But

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Speaker 1: it is? But it starts out with you look great, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then it takes a turn. It's like the other one, No,

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Speaker 1: you look great better than last week? Has anyone never

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Speaker 1: said that to you know? But who said? That's one

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Speaker 1: of the hashtags? Oh, Danielle, Remember we used to have

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Speaker 1: those jock cards. It was so silly. We had to

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Speaker 1: take these out too appearances, and it had our you know,

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Speaker 1: kind of stuff. Remember what that lady said to you? Yeah,

836
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:23,920
Speaker 1: she took the jock ard. You was looking at it

837
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:28,080
Speaker 1: and she goes, wow, they really do great things with airbrushing. Same.

838
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:33,359
Speaker 1: I was like, what hashtag make a compliment? Awkward? Yeah?

839
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:38,279
Speaker 1: One time I get um, you are cute comma for

840
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:41,839
Speaker 1: an Indian girl I've gotten that time. I'm like, hey, hey,

841
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 1: what does that mean? Yeah? What does that mean? I

842
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 1: think it means they don't think Indian girls are that cute,

843
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:49,400
Speaker 1: you know, Froggy. I'm sure people say things awkward to

844
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 1: you a lot. I don't know why I assume that.

845
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 1: I mean, he's saying that is kind of awkward. Froggy.

846
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:57,719
Speaker 1: Where's Froggy? I've heard like, oh, your haircut, it really

847
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:00,759
Speaker 1: slims your face. Oh thanks, I have a fat face,

848
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 1: but my haircut makes my face. What they thought they

849
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:06,320
Speaker 1: were giving you a compliment? Yeah, I've heard this is

850
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 1: what one you don't want to hear. Oh no, honey,

851
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 1: I love yours. I don't like them that big? Oh god, Yeah, yeah,

852
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear that scary. Yeah. I I

853
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 1: posted on my Instagram a picture of me and Cancoon

854
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 1: and someone that's a great picture of you. It doesn't

855
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 1: look like you at all. I think somebody else wrote, Hey,

856
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 1: I like what you did with your bald spot. I'm

857
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 1: wait a second, you're noticing my baldiculous? What about when

858
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 1: people come in with like clothes and do the oh

859
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:37,640
Speaker 1: this stuff doesn't fit me? I you know, lost a

860
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:39,759
Speaker 1: little bit of weight, but it would look great on you. Yeah,

861
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 1: there's that one, like you watch your mouth. Yes, I'll

862
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:43,839
Speaker 1: take it. And of course we always get the hey,

863
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,840
Speaker 1: you look great. You know you have a face for radio.

864
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 1: That get that thing? You know? Okay, thanks so once

865
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 1: inder texting. I love getting the you're pretty for a

866
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:55,840
Speaker 1: big girl. What the hell is that? That's not a compliment. No,

867
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 1: you're pretty, period. It doesn't matter what your size is. Anyway.

868
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:01,759
Speaker 1: You call them backhanded compliments if you want. We called

869
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 1: it a hashtag, make a compliment awkward, Yeah, seriously, anyone else.

870
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:14,239
Speaker 1: There's some like it's amazing how you do so much

871
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 1: with so little? What yeah, oh my god? Or like

872
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:20,799
Speaker 1: I love how you just don't care how you look.

873
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:22,800
Speaker 1: I love that you don't put you don't worry about

874
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:26,600
Speaker 1: its fitting societal norms. I love how you care not

875
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:29,279
Speaker 1: to be perfect. You don't care about being perfect. You

876
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 1: really lean into your flaws. I guess what it's all

877
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 1: about is you got to think before you say these things.

878
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 1: And look, we're all guilty of it. You'll say something

879
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 1: and you'll go, oh god, I didn't say that, but

880
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:43,320
Speaker 1: you do. Yeah, But you know, a backhanded compliment is

881
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 1: not cool. I don't think I always hesitate. Maybe you

882
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 1: can answer this, Elvis, because you've lost weight. When you

883
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 1: notice somebody has lost weight, do you say, oh my gosh,

884
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 1: you look great. It looks like you lost some weight.

885
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:53,440
Speaker 1: Or do you just leave it a lot? What do

886
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:55,360
Speaker 1: you do? No, I'll say you look great. I'm not

887
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 1: gonna say what it is. I think you did it

888
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 1: because I ran into someone yesterdays a matter of fact,

889
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:00,879
Speaker 1: who has lost a lot of wait, and I said,

890
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:03,320
Speaker 1: oh my god, you look awesome. And I didn't say

891
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:08,359
Speaker 1: you've lost one hundred thousand pounds. Okay. Normally they will

892
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 1: say it back to you like, oh, yeah, I lost

893
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 1: a couple of pounds you or something okay, because I

894
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:14,239
Speaker 1: always wanted to compliment, but you know, just text you

895
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 1: look good for your age? Yeah, oh why had that?

896
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:20,280
Speaker 1: Once we were at an event and I was hanging

897
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:21,880
Speaker 1: out with a couple of other girls from the show,

898
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,879
Speaker 1: and these these I guess they were teenagers came over

899
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 1: to us and they went, oh my gosh, you look

900
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 1: so pretty. I hope when i'm your age, I look

901
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:33,440
Speaker 1: that good. But it really is a compliment because it

902
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 1: is real. Yeah, it was nowhere near your age you're

903
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 1: actually kids. But exactly they're saying the truth. It's actually

904
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 1: something nice sort of. Line twenty four is Kara, are

905
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 1: you doing, Cara? What's going on? Oh? I'm just I'm

906
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:51,279
Speaker 1: thirty six weeks pregnant about five times a year. Yeah,

907
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 1: well you're pregnant, so you're supposed to be sat Oh

908
00:45:55,920 --> 00:46:04,360
Speaker 1: you're pregnant, you're supposed to be fat. Yeah, okay, thanks,

909
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 1: that makes you feel good. More you can say after that?

910
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, another one I got the other day Kara,

911
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 1: was you must work so hard you look tired. Oh god,

912
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:16,959
Speaker 1: well I don't work hard, So why do I look tired?

913
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 1: I don't know? All right, Kara? Thanks? And so how

914
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 1: pregnant are you? Thirty six weeks? Good for you? All right? Well,

915
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:29,400
Speaker 1: thanks for listening. Chess. Thanks, love you guys, Love you. Two.

916
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 1: At line three is Dorothy. I believe Hi? Hi Dorothy, Hi?

917
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 1: How are you? We're doing? Well? Give me one? I okay.

918
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 1: At the doctor's office, I'm a I'm a size twelve

919
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 1: kind of curvy. You know, I got big boob. My

920
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:50,400
Speaker 1: doctor said, wow, you're a lot heavier than you look. Gosh, yes,

921
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,279
Speaker 1: I think somebody says, oh, you wear that weight will Yeah,

922
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:55,719
Speaker 1: you wear your weight well exactly. Oh it's really good.

923
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:58,399
Speaker 1: My response was, well, you're ugly. I can lose weight,

924
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 1: but you're never gonna get pretty to your doctor. Yes

925
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 1: I did. Oh my goodness, listen to this one, Dorothy.

926
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 1: Someone to send a text in crazy short You short

927
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,440
Speaker 1: girls are great. I always feel so big and powerful

928
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 1: around you. I get that a lot. Yes, I have

929
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 1: a friend who deliberately will post his pictures on tender

930
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,759
Speaker 1: standing next to me because he looks enormous and he's not.

931
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:26,440
Speaker 1: It helps him. He uses me all right, Dorothy, have

932
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 1: a great teme. Thanks for listening to us. Yeah, scary

933
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:31,799
Speaker 1: Scary must get more of these than anyone. I don't

934
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:35,440
Speaker 1: know why you attract all these backhanded compliments. Someone wrote

935
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 1: said to me, I don't even think of you as

936
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:42,360
Speaker 1: like a guy. What does that mean? Am I an ogre?

937
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 1: Or you're you're single because you're too picky? Uh? And

938
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 1: you know, scary. You also get the are you clean up? Well?

939
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,040
Speaker 1: That's the worst. So what I look like a frigging

940
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 1: dumpster when I walk around. Otherwise I feel like we

941
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 1: all get have gotten you clean up well? Because when

942
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,880
Speaker 1: people come to see us sometimes in the morning, and

943
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 1: we look like, you know, we rolled out of bed dumpster.

944
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 1: Yeah I did. And then we show up at a

945
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 1: vent they're like, wow, you guys clean up? Well? Oh yeah,

946
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 1: Like at the I Heart Radio Music Awards, we got

947
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:16,279
Speaker 1: it all the time. Look at you, Yeah, who is

948
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 1: the real hair? I didn't recognize you. I didn't think

949
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:23,759
Speaker 1: you had it in yet. All right, who's this on

950
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:25,320
Speaker 1: this line? I can't I can't push the button A

951
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:30,960
Speaker 1: light seven? Hi? You Vet? What's going on? Hi? Elvis? Hi, everybody?

952
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:35,720
Speaker 1: I love you, Good morning, Good morning. I'm calling because

953
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:39,440
Speaker 1: I'm calling about that compliment made awkward. Um. I was

954
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:42,760
Speaker 1: at the supermarket UM one day this week and I

955
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:45,399
Speaker 1: took out my phone to pay with my Apple pet

956
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 1: and the young man who was ringing me up noticed it,

957
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 1: and he says to me, He goes, wow, I didn't

958
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:59,320
Speaker 1: know someone you eighth know how to do that. Oh God,

959
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:06,760
Speaker 1: I looked at Yeah, I got it, all right. Listen,

960
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 1: what do you my age? Hello? Yeah, don't don't let

961
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 1: them talk to you like that. You know what. Screw him?

962
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 1: He see he meant he meant it as a compliment, right,

963
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 1: all right, thanks for listening to us. Have a great day,

964
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:21,799
Speaker 1: Mary on line twenty four. You know, I love compliments

965
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 1: and about our looks because but you have to be

966
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:29,359
Speaker 1: so careful how you say it, right? Mary? Yeah? Mary,

967
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:33,839
Speaker 1: Yeah Mary. What do they say to you? Um, well,

968
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 1: I had I've recently lost a lot of weight, and

969
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:39,359
Speaker 1: my husband was walking behind me in the grocery store

970
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 1: and he said, you know, your butt doesn't look nearly

971
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 1: as big as it used to. Oh my god, that

972
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:49,560
Speaker 1: is so something Froggy would say to his wife. Totally,

973
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 1: am it's that's a compliment, all right. It is a

974
00:49:57,160 --> 00:50:00,000
Speaker 1: it's it's it's a dummy's way of saying something nice.

975
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 1: Because I accidentally am letting my feelings from previous that

976
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 1: I didn't held that I withheld. I'm letting those be known.

977
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,000
Speaker 1: That's why you say that it's not as big as

978
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:13,000
Speaker 1: it used to be. It looks nice. Poor Brodie, Poor Brody.

979
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:15,400
Speaker 1: What they say to his wife about tell them what

980
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,040
Speaker 1: they say to your wife? Well they say to me,

981
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 1: they say, obviously your wife was attracted to your sense

982
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 1: of human It is awful, all right. So if you

983
00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 1: want to, if you want to be a part of it.

984
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:31,239
Speaker 1: It's hashtag make a compliment awkward on Twitter. Go check

985
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:33,840
Speaker 1: it out. One more from Jessica, Line three, hit that

986
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 1: real quick, scary. Hi, Jessica, I tell them what they

987
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 1: tell you, tell them what they tell you. Wow, you're

988
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:45,279
Speaker 1: really pretty for a redhead. Yeah, you know. Another one

989
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 1: someone sent on the texting Jessica, a lesbian listener said, Oh,

990
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:53,759
Speaker 1: I can't believe you're a lesbian. You're so pretty. What

991
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:58,279
Speaker 1: do people say anything? All right, Jessica, I know all right,

992
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:01,879
Speaker 1: redheaded Jessica, we love you. Have a they Okay, let's

993
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 1: get into the three things you need to know from Gandhi. Gandhi,

994
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 1: what's going on? Well, police said that they've arrested their

995
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 1: main suspect and two others. And yesterday's Netherlands trams shooting,

996
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:12,640
Speaker 1: several people are hurt. Three people actually lost their lives

997
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:14,520
Speaker 1: and so far they have a thirty seven year old

998
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:17,480
Speaker 1: Turkish national and custody. They are treating it as a

999
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:20,239
Speaker 1: terror attack. They haven't officially labeled it that, but that's

1000
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:23,399
Speaker 1: what they believe was the motive. According to reports, this

1001
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:26,359
Speaker 1: is crazy. We've been talking about this. Seven thirty seven

1002
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 1: Max eight a lot. Those are the planes that crashed

1003
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:32,160
Speaker 1: both in Ethiopia in Indonesia. Well, Now we're finding out

1004
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 1: that the pilots only trained for an hour using an iPad.

1005
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 1: They never used simulators, nothing for any of that. Apparently

1006
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,279
Speaker 1: it was fine with the FAA to certify them to

1007
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:43,320
Speaker 1: fly it, but they only trained on an iPad. So

1008
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 1: that's terrifying to me. And finally a new study. This

1009
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 1: happens every couple of years, but it's happening again. They

1010
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 1: think they know who Jack the Ripper is. How they

1011
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:56,240
Speaker 1: know that, well, they apparently they found a silk scarf

1012
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:58,000
Speaker 1: that had some DNA on it. Then they traced that

1013
00:51:58,080 --> 00:52:00,920
Speaker 1: DNA to descendants of a person they thought it was,

1014
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:02,839
Speaker 1: and they believe it was a twenty three year old

1015
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:06,880
Speaker 1: Polish barber named Aaron Kazminski. He was a prime suspect

1016
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 1: at the time, but cops couldn't officially pin it on him.

1017
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 1: Now they have some DNA and they're thinking this is

1018
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:13,799
Speaker 1: the guy. What weird now that now that they think

1019
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:16,000
Speaker 1: they know who it is, it's not as mysterious a

1020
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:19,200
Speaker 1: story anymore. It's not Jack Rippers just as cool, not

1021
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 1: as cool. Sorry, sorry I wrote that story for you.

1022
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 1: No Ripper could be cool. Those are your three things,

1023
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 1: all right, Gandhi, Thank you we have a phone tap.

1024
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 1: Who does the phone tap? Today's ketty? Oh it's Greg

1025
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:31,880
Speaker 1: t and oh, by the way, he says, it's the

1026
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:33,920
Speaker 1: best phone tap ever, and we're all going to be

1027
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 1: shamed with our phone taps. His is the best ever.

1028
00:52:37,239 --> 00:52:41,759
Speaker 1: Let's see how great it is. Next. You can see

1029
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Speaker 1: Greg t rolled in here looking all cocky. I'm like,

1038
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:15,200
Speaker 1: what's up with you roundhead? Well, now I've decided it's

1039
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:17,400
Speaker 1: not as funny as I thought. No, no, no no one

1040
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,359
Speaker 1: knows what we're talking about. Let me explain what's going on.

1041
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 1: Hold on. So he walks in saying I have done

1042
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 1: the best phone tap ever. Yeah, and I mean you

1043
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:28,759
Speaker 1: saw him right. He thinks this is the best phone

1044
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:30,880
Speaker 1: tap we've ever done. That wasn't me. That wasn't me

1045
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:34,479
Speaker 1: my alter ego. That was cocky Greg t oh, yeah,

1046
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:37,879
Speaker 1: so which one is this? This is beaten? Great? Yeah,

1047
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:41,240
Speaker 1: we're sub dude, more realistic. Okay. Yeah. You gotta be careful.

1048
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:43,520
Speaker 1: You can't oversell. That's why, you know, if a new

1049
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:46,160
Speaker 1: movie comes out and people say, oh my godness, the bastlord. Yeah,

1050
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:48,160
Speaker 1: when you go to the movie and it's like, Okay,

1051
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 1: it's that way because you had expectations that were way

1052
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:53,600
Speaker 1: too high but too late. You have set the bar

1053
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:56,320
Speaker 1: way too high here. I think the phone tap trailer

1054
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:58,359
Speaker 1: for this one was too strong. The movie's not gonna

1055
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,960
Speaker 1: and that really let's let's see ourselves great to what's

1056
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:03,399
Speaker 1: your phone tap all about? All right? So, so Saint

1057
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 1: Patrick's day recently passed, and so Haley and Kelly decided

1058
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:10,520
Speaker 1: they're going to go out and celebrate their two sisters. Well,

1059
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:13,440
Speaker 1: Kelly's a little bit more wild than Haley is. So

1060
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:16,360
Speaker 1: Haley decided, Hey, great, t let's phone tap my sister.

1061
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:19,920
Speaker 1: So I'm Eric the bartender, and Kelly skipped out on

1062
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 1: the on the bill all right, She also threw down

1063
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:27,200
Speaker 1: got crazy with her very long introduction. I don't even

1064
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:32,840
Speaker 1: remember what it's about. Let's see what happens in today's phone. Hello, Kelly,

1065
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:35,000
Speaker 1: what did you do after I left the ball on

1066
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:38,360
Speaker 1: Saturday night? What Holly hursting at me for? You? Remember

1067
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:41,760
Speaker 1: Eric the dark haired bartender? Yeah? Yeah, well he's looking

1068
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:46,720
Speaker 1: for you for what do you remember anything? I remember

1069
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:49,719
Speaker 1: going to the bar having fun while you left? Do

1070
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:52,840
Speaker 1: you remember buying the entire bar around the kama Cozees?

1071
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 1: And are you questioning me? What are you? My mother? Now?

1072
00:54:56,640 --> 00:54:58,359
Speaker 1: What do you care when I did on Saturday night?

1073
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:02,560
Speaker 1: None of your business? Am I care? Because you're always

1074
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 1: making an ass to yourself. You're totally embarrassing me, and

1075
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:07,680
Speaker 1: I'm sick of it. Oh I'm stually embarrassing you. Oh

1076
00:55:07,719 --> 00:55:09,680
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Queen mother. I didn't know I needed your

1077
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:12,400
Speaker 1: permission to go out and have fun. You stole a

1078
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:15,240
Speaker 1: bottle of patrol? Who does that? I stole a bottle

1079
00:55:15,239 --> 00:55:17,680
Speaker 1: of patrol? I stole a bottle of patrol. You know

1080
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:19,360
Speaker 1: me to be a thief, my entile. I went to

1081
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:22,720
Speaker 1: the bar and I stole a bottle of patrol? Really? Heyerio? Well,

1082
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:26,040
Speaker 1: I gave Eric your number because I want you to

1083
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:30,000
Speaker 1: deal with this. Okay, now, why would you usually looking

1084
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,760
Speaker 1: out for me? I'm your sister. You know what if

1085
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:36,239
Speaker 1: he's gonna call you, grow up? Okay? No, did you

1086
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:41,719
Speaker 1: grow with this? Whatever? Halley? This is so great? Yes,

1087
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:48,280
Speaker 1: all right, hold on hello, Hey, I'm looking for Kelly.

1088
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:52,400
Speaker 1: This is Eric con How are you doing? I'm fine

1089
00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:55,000
Speaker 1: when you're coming down here to pay the bill? Hey?

1090
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 1: What bill? You're kidding me? You don't remember throwing down

1091
00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:00,080
Speaker 1: your credit card, climbing up on the bar poor in

1092
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 1: all these tequila down people's throats. Wait a minute, class,

1093
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:05,759
Speaker 1: the bar tender gave me the bottle of tequila. And secondly,

1094
00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:09,000
Speaker 1: I whoever do anything about my sister? Kama kaze? Shots

1095
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:12,360
Speaker 1: so cold line shots? You don't remember all that? Excuse

1096
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:14,359
Speaker 1: me some dad, but I don't know what you're doing

1097
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:16,320
Speaker 1: calling me telling me is up some bill? But I

1098
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:18,919
Speaker 1: don't even know what you're talking about. Shots so cal whatever.

1099
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:21,080
Speaker 1: I don't even drink that crap. I think straight up patrol.

1100
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:24,120
Speaker 1: You don't remember climbing on some guy's shoulders and yelling

1101
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:26,640
Speaker 1: that the drinks are on you. You know you're really

1102
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:28,399
Speaker 1: starting to piss me off. I don't know what you're

1103
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:30,600
Speaker 1: talking about. And I don't know why you're calling my sister,

1104
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:32,719
Speaker 1: but you need to get a light. I'll come over

1105
00:56:32,719 --> 00:56:34,880
Speaker 1: to your house and I'll pick up the money. How's that? Oh? Really,

1106
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:36,560
Speaker 1: you come out on my house. You come over to

1107
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:38,319
Speaker 1: my house and you get your ass kicked? How about that?

1108
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:40,399
Speaker 1: Your sister told me where you live. I know where

1109
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:42,920
Speaker 1: you live. I'll come down there. Come down here there,

1110
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,560
Speaker 1: Come down here, big boy. Let's see what you got.

1111
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:46,680
Speaker 1: Alight says. Maybe we can solve this if you'll come

1112
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:48,440
Speaker 1: on back to the bar. You come there before the

1113
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:50,439
Speaker 1: bar opens up me and you will take a step

1114
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:54,439
Speaker 1: upstairs into the manager's office. Are you just stuffing? Calling

1115
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:58,000
Speaker 1: you sleeze all? You're in the shot? Don't you think

1116
00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,920
Speaker 1: you're on the Josie Shore. I'm getting my brothers in

1117
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,319
Speaker 1: the next time when I come down there, I'm gonna

1118
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:02,719
Speaker 1: be with them and you can talk to either one

1119
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:04,359
Speaker 1: of them and see it. Kind of mouse you got

1120
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:06,399
Speaker 1: that you can't come down to the bars? Are buying

1121
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:08,040
Speaker 1: up all the drench dancing on the bar and then

1122
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:10,640
Speaker 1: not pay it? Cycle and I had nothing else to

1123
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:15,719
Speaker 1: say to you. I want you to call her back

1124
00:57:15,719 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 1: because she's not gonna answer my phone. Anymore? Right? Okay, okay, Hello, Hello,

1125
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:24,560
Speaker 1: what are you getting? Cycle from the bartom my number four?

1126
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:28,160
Speaker 1: How did you solve this? Did you pay today doing

1127
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:31,520
Speaker 1: the cycling? Are you? I mean? Did you work something out?

1128
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:34,880
Speaker 1: Because I have something else? I don't on the scum

1129
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:37,400
Speaker 1: that that's what I did? You know what you did?

1130
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:41,800
Speaker 1: What is this? You know what you did? Kelly? Helly?

1131
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:44,000
Speaker 1: You've been a three way. You have been a phone

1132
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,960
Speaker 1: tapped Kelly Hallie, How would you do this to me? Kelly?

1133
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,880
Speaker 1: This is great team from Elvis Durand in the morning show.

1134
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:51,560
Speaker 1: You've been phone tapped. Oh my god, I am never

1135
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 1: going out with her again. Listen, I'm going up on myself, Kelly.

1136
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:58,600
Speaker 1: I want to hang out with you, all right, I'm

1137
00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:03,840
Speaker 1: in the city. I'll let you know. So the trailer

1138
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:11,000
Speaker 1: was really good. God, he's laughing part you said, Kelly,

1139
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:12,720
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. The weirdest part of that phone tap was

1140
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:16,640
Speaker 1: that maniacal laugh you did. Did you hear that? Did

1141
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:20,000
Speaker 1: you hear that? Yes, everybody has to have a strong laugh.

1142
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:22,200
Speaker 1: When he knew a phone tap was over, he was like, oh,

1143
00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:26,680
Speaker 1: you're so weird, you know. I gotta tell you that

1144
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:29,040
Speaker 1: phone tap was pretty good. But it would have been

1145
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 1: better had you not said it was great. You know

1146
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:33,520
Speaker 1: what I'm saying again, I know that was like you

1147
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:38,440
Speaker 1: know more, that was all right? Thank you, Gregory. If

1148
00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:39,760
Speaker 1: you have an idea for a phone tap and you

1149
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:43,040
Speaker 1: want to specify greg t to do the phone tap,

1150
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:45,320
Speaker 1: simply go to Elvis dran dot com and click on

1151
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:49,720
Speaker 1: the phone tap recorded permission granted by all party Space

1152
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:56,120
Speaker 1: tap in the Morning show. All right, let me tell

1153
00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:57,560
Speaker 1: you why it took me two minutes to brush my

1154
00:58:57,560 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 1: teeth this morning. Okay, because the dentist told me you

1155
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 1: gotta brush your teeth for two minutes. Yeah, this is

1156
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:07,000
Speaker 1: this is why I love my Quip. Do you have

1157
00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:12,000
Speaker 1: a quip yet? No? No, the quip Froggy. You should

1158
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:15,040
Speaker 1: do it. Go to get quip dot com, slash Elvis.

1159
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:18,240
Speaker 1: That's get quip dot com slush Elvis. I'll give you that

1160
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:20,880
Speaker 1: that address again in a second. The Quip toothbrush has

1161
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:23,439
Speaker 1: it built in two minute timer, so it pulses every

1162
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:26,640
Speaker 1: thirty seconds to go. Okay, time to switch sides. You

1163
00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:29,400
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Yeah, ninety percent of us don't

1164
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:31,880
Speaker 1: brush for a full two minutes, and we don't clean evenly.

1165
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:34,960
Speaker 1: Quip gets you even, it gets you two minutes and

1166
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:37,400
Speaker 1: you're done. Also, it has this multi use covering it

1167
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:39,479
Speaker 1: mounts to your mirror. Plus the quip is just cool

1168
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:41,240
Speaker 1: to look at. I mean, who cares what your design

1169
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:43,360
Speaker 1: of your toothbrush is. It's a toothbrush, right, But the

1170
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:47,320
Speaker 1: Quip is fabulous, so fabulous. Nate stole Brodie's quip. Oh what,

1171
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:50,120
Speaker 1: he'll get into that later. I don't know why, but

1172
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:52,440
Speaker 1: I get it. I understand why anyone want steal a Quip.

1173
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:55,920
Speaker 1: It's the first electric toothbrush accepted by the American Dental Association.

1174
00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:58,200
Speaker 1: I love my quip. You'll love it too. Backed by

1175
00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:01,160
Speaker 1: twenty thousand dental professionals. It's aren't at twenty five dollars.

1176
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:03,640
Speaker 1: If you go to get quip dot com slash Elvis,

1177
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:06,280
Speaker 1: you'll get your first refill pack for free with a

1178
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:09,520
Speaker 1: Quip electric toothbrush. That's the first refill pack for free.

1179
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:11,600
Speaker 1: Because I know you and I love you. That's get

1180
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:15,840
Speaker 1: quip dot com slash Elvis. Get quip dot com slash

1181
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:21,240
Speaker 1: elvit call us two zero one hundred Elvisturan. In the

1182
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:23,600
Speaker 1: morning show, I was talking to Froggy before the show

1183
01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:27,640
Speaker 1: this morning and he gave me another Florida story right now. Yeah,

1184
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:30,080
Speaker 1: this sting happens in Florida. But there's actually something we

1185
01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:32,320
Speaker 1: can learn from this. Listen to this. Yeah, these three

1186
01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:35,880
Speaker 1: guys here in Jacksonville walked into a Walmart on US one.

1187
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:38,720
Speaker 1: They went to the manage manager and said, hey, listen,

1188
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:41,200
Speaker 1: we're here to fix the crane machine that's not working.

1189
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:43,840
Speaker 1: Managers are like mog okay, So the three of them

1190
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:46,240
Speaker 1: walked over, put the crane machine on a hand truck,

1191
01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:47,680
Speaker 1: took it out to the parking lot, put it in

1192
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:50,240
Speaker 1: their truck, and left with it. Problem is, it's not

1193
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:56,400
Speaker 1: their crane machine that's awesome genius. It is genius. So

1194
01:00:56,680 --> 01:01:00,920
Speaker 1: it's like, what's the motto is, uh, lie until you're

1195
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:02,360
Speaker 1: right now? What is it when you get a job

1196
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:05,160
Speaker 1: you don't know what you're doing, Yeah, fake it till

1197
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:06,760
Speaker 1: you make it? Yeah, or just walk in with a

1198
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:08,880
Speaker 1: with a clipboard. You know, if you've got a clipboard,

1199
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:11,640
Speaker 1: you're in see the pol If you act like you

1200
01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:13,400
Speaker 1: know what you're doing most of the time, you'll get

1201
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:16,080
Speaker 1: away with it, you do. Yeah, I think so. I

1202
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:18,520
Speaker 1: would want the toys inside the crane machine, not so

1203
01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:21,280
Speaker 1: much the money that problem with me. I don't want

1204
01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 1: to have it at my house. You know how much

1205
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:24,400
Speaker 1: money you could make off of it? Charge all your

1206
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:27,440
Speaker 1: friends when they're hammered. Yeah yeah, crane machine. Now what

1207
01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:29,080
Speaker 1: are they gonna do with a crane machine? I guess

1208
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:31,000
Speaker 1: it is worth but it must have a lot of

1209
01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:33,400
Speaker 1: money in it. I mean, how much money does it happen?

1210
01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:36,160
Speaker 1: It had about two thousand dollars in it, plus whatever

1211
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:38,640
Speaker 1: the value of the toys is. But they said that

1212
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:42,120
Speaker 1: those machines, they can sell them on a black market

1213
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:44,040
Speaker 1: some where they sell them and make money on the machine.

1214
01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:46,880
Speaker 1: So the motto of the stories, just pretend to know

1215
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:49,520
Speaker 1: what you're doing and people will assume you know what

1216
01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:52,240
Speaker 1: you're doing. Remember when we sent Greg Tea to Starbucks

1217
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:55,880
Speaker 1: with a clipboard earpiece and velvet ropes and he told

1218
01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:57,520
Speaker 1: them all that the celebrity was about to show up,

1219
01:01:57,520 --> 01:02:01,640
Speaker 1: and they were like, yeah, okay, yeah, locked off the

1220
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:08,840
Speaker 1: whole place, and then Greggy ran away. Yeah that was great, roundhead.

1221
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:10,480
Speaker 1: I want you to do this. Let's think. Let's think

1222
01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:12,280
Speaker 1: how we can send you out into the world and

1223
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:14,280
Speaker 1: you know where you look like you know what you're doing,

1224
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:17,360
Speaker 1: and you yeah, you get something over on someone. All right,

1225
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:20,000
Speaker 1: no problem, I'll get to Brody on that one and

1226
01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:22,040
Speaker 1: he'll create it and then I'll go do it. Why

1227
01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:23,920
Speaker 1: don't you just create it? Why does Brody have you

1228
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:27,160
Speaker 1: a construction hat on tea and like you look like

1229
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:29,680
Speaker 1: a construction worker and you just walked in and said, hey,

1230
01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:31,960
Speaker 1: I'm the new super today. Need you guys start doing this?

1231
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:35,520
Speaker 1: Start doing that? Yeah, people would pay attention. Oh, like,

1232
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:40,600
Speaker 1: as I go, you got the permits? Where's your permits? Permits? Yeah?

1233
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:43,960
Speaker 1: I think going to a construction site asking for permits

1234
01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:48,760
Speaker 1: in New York City? Good luck with that. Yeah. Broddies though,

1235
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:50,439
Speaker 1: if you want to go to a party, just look

1236
01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:56,120
Speaker 1: like you belong, walk in the part and enjoy the food.

1237
01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:58,640
Speaker 1: Get by on that. By does Brody have to do

1238
01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:04,520
Speaker 1: your job? Okay? Bye? Byeye bye? Oh you did? I

1239
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:09,600
Speaker 1: think we should dress up as um a valet car parker.

1240
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:11,600
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I just stand in front

1241
01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:16,480
Speaker 1: of a restaurant, just take people's car. What's happened? That

1242
01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:20,640
Speaker 1: has to have happened somewhere. Oh yeah. Um, So last

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Speaker 1: night we had that conversation where I was guilted because

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Speaker 1: I've never watched Game of Thrones. Yeah, oh, how idiot

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Speaker 1: watched it? Okay, So, Daniel, here's my idea, and I

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Speaker 1: read this. There's a comedian. I'm gonna get her name,

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Speaker 1: because Amy Shanker is her name. She's going to watch

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Speaker 1: the last season of Game of Thrones without watching the

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Speaker 1: whole series. Good luck, lady. Really, you don't think she

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01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:49,440
Speaker 1: could figure it out? No, not even close. It's not

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01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:51,800
Speaker 1: like a soap opera where I watched one episode and

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01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:53,960
Speaker 1: I know everything. You need, the background, what happened to

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01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:57,120
Speaker 1: these characters, where they came from? No way you wish

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01:03:57,160 --> 01:04:00,240
Speaker 1: Wikipedia that. What she's gonna do is she's gonna create

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Speaker 1: a podcast on the fact that she's just going to

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Speaker 1: watch the last season. That's it, Daniel, let's try it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but let me tell you I have done this before,

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Speaker 1: where I have not watched the first couple of seasons

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Speaker 1: of a show. Watch whatever season I'm in, and as

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Speaker 1: I'm going along, I Wikipedia character names and it will

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Speaker 1: give you the history of what happened to that character

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Speaker 1: and why they are where they are. And they go, oh, okay,

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Speaker 1: I get it, and then you continue from there. Well, like,

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Speaker 1: this is a totally different ballgame with Game of Thrones,

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Speaker 1: Like you have to, Like Nate watches it, so I

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Speaker 1: know he knows, but like you really have to dive

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Speaker 1: deep into where they came from. Yeah. For instance, last night,

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Speaker 1: we wanted to rewatch the last season. Yeah, so we're

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Speaker 1: fresh for when the season starts in three weeks. I

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Speaker 1: still didn't know what the hell was going on. It

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01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:43,840
Speaker 1: was still like, so this guy was this person's king,

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, you can't so many things. Since even

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Speaker 1: if you don't know what's going on, you've seen the series.

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01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:58,080
Speaker 1: What's the difference. Doesn't watch it for the costumes, but anyway,

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01:04:58,200 --> 01:05:00,200
Speaker 1: but Gandhi, you weren't here. But when they have the

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01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:03,000
Speaker 1: finale of Breaking Bad, I'd never seen one Breaking Bad.

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01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:06,160
Speaker 1: I watched the finale, h loved it so much. Then

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01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:07,920
Speaker 1: I went back and watched the whole thing, even though

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01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:10,000
Speaker 1: though I knew exactly how it was going to end up?

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01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:11,960
Speaker 1: Was it not the greatest show when you went back

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01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:14,320
Speaker 1: and watched it too? Like, oh man, every episode was

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01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:16,760
Speaker 1: great except for one, the one with the fly. The

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01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:19,000
Speaker 1: one with the fly. Everyone hated that episode. Why everyone

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01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:22,520
Speaker 1: hate that episode because stupid? Yeah, it was a waste symbolism,

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01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:25,920
Speaker 1: not enough action. Really, Yeah, Okay, So when you were

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01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:27,760
Speaker 1: out here in Santa Fe, did you feel like you

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01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:30,640
Speaker 1: were closer to breaking bad? I did. Actually, there was

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01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:33,160
Speaker 1: one place we went that was on wan Tebow Road,

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01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:35,600
Speaker 1: which was where Gail Bedeker lived, and I'm like, oh

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01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:38,720
Speaker 1: my god, it's a real road. Yeah, that's so cool.

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01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:40,120
Speaker 1: I know, it makes you want to go out onto

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01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:42,680
Speaker 1: the desert floor and cook up some meth a little bit.

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01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:44,919
Speaker 1: I was scoping out spots. All right, let's get into

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01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:47,040
Speaker 1: the Danielle Report. Danielle, what are you got going on?

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Speaker 1: All right? So, first of all, if you haven't heard

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01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:52,320
Speaker 1: what Travis Scott has done, this is pretty cool. He

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01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:56,520
Speaker 1: sets the Forum record with one point seven million dollars

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01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:59,720
Speaker 1: for his tour stop. This is incredible. He is up

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01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:05,120
Speaker 1: there with people like Garth Brooks, Janet Jackson, Lady Gaga, Sting.

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01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:08,160
Speaker 1: It's huge for him. He's only one of the few

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Speaker 1: artists to have repeat sellouts at the Forum in a

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Speaker 1: twelve month period. He also sold out shows on December

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01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:16,160
Speaker 1: nineteenth and twentieth. Now, I know he's having some problems

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01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:19,160
Speaker 1: with Kylie Jenner right now, but in the bank department

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01:06:19,280 --> 01:06:22,880
Speaker 1: he's doing pretty well, so that's good for him. Um,

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01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:25,760
Speaker 1: I think everyone almost everyone connected with the Jenner's and

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Speaker 1: the Brodie's, right, Yeah, they're making a lot of money. Yeah,

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01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:35,920
Speaker 1: not Brodie, but Brodie Jenner is one of the sexiest

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Speaker 1: men alive. Yeah. Yeah, the Brodie's meaning him, Yeah, exactly.

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01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:42,680
Speaker 1: People magazine celebrated some of the most handsome men over time.

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01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:45,520
Speaker 1: You know that now some of these guys still look

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01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:48,680
Speaker 1: pretty damn good. People have voted. They say, Brad Pitt

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01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:52,080
Speaker 1: the sexiest man alive in twenty eleven is um is

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01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:55,840
Speaker 1: super hot still, Johnny Depp is still super hot. Hugh

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01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:58,600
Speaker 1: Jackman is still super hot. But a lot of people

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01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:00,520
Speaker 1: are saying that some of the guys who are on

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01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:03,960
Speaker 1: the Sexiest Man Alive covers have not held up very well.

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01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:07,640
Speaker 1: Oh do they name them? No, But I'm gonna go ahead.

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01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:09,480
Speaker 1: And uh, I mean there are a couple that I

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01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:11,000
Speaker 1: could think of at the top of my head. But

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01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:13,600
Speaker 1: they're saying, if John F. Kennedy Junior was still alive,

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01:07:13,840 --> 01:07:16,520
Speaker 1: do you think he would still be super hot? Yeah?

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01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:20,960
Speaker 1: Probably take that into considering Kennedies do very well. I

1324
01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:23,960
Speaker 1: like objectifying men like this. Yeah, and if you should,

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01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:28,120
Speaker 1: if you checkout rancor dot com. Um, They are actually

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01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:31,840
Speaker 1: asking people who you think, um was the sexiest man alive?

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01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:34,560
Speaker 1: People magazine cover, like who do you think should get

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Speaker 1: the number one spot? And a lot of people are

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01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:39,240
Speaker 1: saying like breadpinton and stuff. I got so go check

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01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:41,240
Speaker 1: that out when you get a chance. Um, I am

1331
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:43,960
Speaker 1: loving this. I know some people are not excited about it,

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01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:47,360
Speaker 1: but netflix first interactive series gonna give you your choice

1333
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:51,320
Speaker 1: of whether bear grills, lives or dies. Um, It's gonna

1334
01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:53,840
Speaker 1: be a lot of fun. It's a new series called

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01:07:53,880 --> 01:07:56,520
Speaker 1: You Versus Wild. Obviously, the guy's not going to really

1336
01:07:56,520 --> 01:08:00,000
Speaker 1: die because it's family friendly show, but it's an interact

1337
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,880
Speaker 1: active approach and it's unscripted, and while you're watching it,

1338
01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:05,200
Speaker 1: you have your remote in your hand and you decide

1339
01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:07,520
Speaker 1: should he do this or should he do that? And

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01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:09,640
Speaker 1: depending on what you do depends on what happens to

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01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:13,320
Speaker 1: the guy. Well you go him. This happened in Black Mirror.

1342
01:08:13,360 --> 01:08:15,600
Speaker 1: You remember there was a black guy was like this

1343
01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:19,479
Speaker 1: and you know bandersnatch. Yeah, it was interesting. Christiano Ronaldo

1344
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:22,519
Speaker 1: was opening up a hair transplant in Spain, saying that

1345
01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:24,920
Speaker 1: image is very important. He wants to make sure that

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01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:27,799
Speaker 1: others have more control over theirs, And now we're wondering

1347
01:08:27,800 --> 01:08:31,320
Speaker 1: whether or not Christiano Ronaldo had hair a hair transplant

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Speaker 1: of his own. I say yes, she says yes. I'm

1349
01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:36,360
Speaker 1: not so sure. But you know, after the last time

1350
01:08:36,360 --> 01:08:38,240
Speaker 1: he did the story and I commented about his eyebrows

1351
01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:40,160
Speaker 1: being too perfect, don't did you go back and look?

1352
01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:44,400
Speaker 1: They are perfect? Well, but they don't look right that perfect.

1353
01:08:44,479 --> 01:08:48,559
Speaker 1: I know, they're almost like when women get the microbladed. Yeah. Yeah,

1354
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:50,760
Speaker 1: he probably has the microbladed. He might. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: He has those Staten Island guy eyebrows. Yea does have

1356
01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:59,000
Speaker 1: that Staten Island guy. Yeah. Alex gets his eyebrows n

1357
01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:01,280
Speaker 1: constantly his arm like that though, But I mean they're

1358
01:09:01,360 --> 01:09:04,439
Speaker 1: up there. Yeah. Madonna has been teasing some new music.

1359
01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:10,599
Speaker 1: Are we ready for some new Madonna? Sure? Elvis, you're

1360
01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:14,400
Speaker 1: a little too quiet over there. Yeah. And people are

1361
01:09:14,479 --> 01:09:19,320
Speaker 1: calling for the nubacp Image Awards to drop Jesse Smollette's nomination.

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01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:21,519
Speaker 1: Will they or won't they? I will keep you posted

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01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:24,559
Speaker 1: Ellen's Game of Games on tonight. You also have the

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01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:26,960
Speaker 1: serious Prayer of Mental Samurai. If you have not seen

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01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:29,920
Speaker 1: the commercial for this, it looks so cool. Roblow hosts

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01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:32,519
Speaker 1: the game show. And it's an obstacle course for the mind.

1367
01:09:32,560 --> 01:09:35,880
Speaker 1: You're in this contraption and they're shooting you all over

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Speaker 1: the place and you have to answer questions while your

1369
01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:40,719
Speaker 1: mind is being juggled. It's it's it looks it's not easy.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you serious. Prayer of the Village that's on

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Speaker 1: NBC tonight. This looks awesome as well, and the series

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01:09:45,880 --> 01:09:48,760
Speaker 1: finale of Teachers on tv land. All right, Danielle, thank

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01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:51,880
Speaker 1: you more after this the official Twitter account of The

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Search for Elvis Duran Show on Twitter and

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Speaker 1: follow us now in the Morning Show. So when it

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Speaker 1: comes to dating, many people say, hey, love has gotten lost,

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Speaker 1: like you do. Hello, Sue, Hello, Hello. I love the

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Speaker 1: morning Charlotte. Until every morning when I'm driving to work,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna pack your back. I can bur Burke me,

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01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:33,760
Speaker 1: I can hold you in Burke. Think he's hilarious. Hi,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, This is actually happening. It is happening.

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Speaker 1: You're you're on with us and we're kind of a

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01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:42,800
Speaker 1: big deal. Love this show. This is great. Hi waiting

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01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:45,640
Speaker 1: up doing? I freaking love it. Yes, good morning, This

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01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:49,160
Speaker 1: is mister Michael Love with Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

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01:10:49,520 --> 01:10:54,240
Speaker 1: Hold you Colleen here, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

1392
01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:57,680
Speaker 1: So I love web girl Kathleen. She put up the

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Speaker 1: question which of us would you rather be strapping on

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01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:02,519
Speaker 1: an island with? You can check it out now and

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01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:06,120
Speaker 1: give us your comments. Elvis Durand Show on Instagram at

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01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:10,919
Speaker 1: Elvis Durand Show on Instagram. Would it be Gondhi, Elvis Danielle, Froggy,

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Speaker 1: Scary or Great Tea? Some of the answers, whoever is

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01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:18,759
Speaker 1: most buoyant at the time. That was actually my common

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Speaker 1: who would that be? Though, that's a question. Well it

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Speaker 1: depends on the time of a year for Scary and

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01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:28,639
Speaker 1: doctor Fatloss. Yeah, that is true. Jake the producer says

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01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:30,920
Speaker 1: he will held definitely be on the stranded, stranded on

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01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:33,200
Speaker 1: the audience with Great Tea because he's likely to get

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01:11:33,240 --> 01:11:36,400
Speaker 1: us off the island and build a shelter until we do. Wow,

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01:11:36,439 --> 01:11:39,320
Speaker 1: he's got a lot of faith in Greg tea Peeping

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01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:42,080
Speaker 1: c says, I guess Nate didn't make the list, and

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01:11:42,160 --> 01:11:46,880
Speaker 1: now we know why hashtag I'm not a murderer. So

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01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:49,160
Speaker 1: do we have a kind of a running tally Brody've

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01:11:49,280 --> 01:11:52,559
Speaker 1: been watching who people most likely want to be stranded

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01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:55,160
Speaker 1: with on an island. It's really kind of like divided

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01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:57,439
Speaker 1: across the board, but the reasons are really funny, Like

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01:11:57,520 --> 01:12:00,439
Speaker 1: Danielle's getting sexually harassed. People think I'm some sort of

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01:12:00,439 --> 01:12:04,000
Speaker 1: like drug chemist and Scary's over here. So Sad said

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01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:07,200
Speaker 1: he was set up for failure. Yeah, a lot of

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01:12:07,200 --> 01:12:11,599
Speaker 1: people were choosing Froggy here. Absolutely, Gandhi. We'd be starving,

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01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:14,560
Speaker 1: but we'd laugh our asses off. See that's so true. Yeah,

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01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:17,080
Speaker 1: Daniel Monaro, this person want Melissa wants to be stranded

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01:12:17,080 --> 01:12:19,040
Speaker 1: with Daniel Monaro because I at least I know I'd

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01:12:19,080 --> 01:12:23,439
Speaker 1: be laughing and having fun. Yeah, Danielle hands down baby

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Speaker 1: hot sauce. That's you. Hello. By the way, speaking of

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Speaker 1: baby hot sauce, Yes, do you have If I looked

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01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:29,400
Speaker 1: in your purse right now, would you have baby hot

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01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:31,000
Speaker 1: sauce in there? Oh? Yeah, for sure I have two

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01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:33,360
Speaker 1: of them. Yeah. When she was with us in Santa Fe.

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01:12:33,439 --> 01:12:35,519
Speaker 1: You grabbed the hot sauce a lot. I noticed that

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Speaker 1: you really do you do you? I love hot sauce.

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Speaker 1: It in Santa Fe. You guys have all kinds of

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Speaker 1: lovely hot sauce. It was like heaven. It was nice

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Speaker 1: around the room. We'll start with you, Gandi, what's on

1430
01:12:44,439 --> 01:12:46,360
Speaker 1: your mind today? Well? I was actually going to talk

1431
01:12:46,400 --> 01:12:48,559
Speaker 1: about exactly what you just said, which was encouraged everybody

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Speaker 1: to go and vote, because I'm looking at Scary and

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01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:53,560
Speaker 1: he's so sad and I see him just refreshing and refreshing,

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01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:57,240
Speaker 1: and he's waiting for one person to just please pick

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01:12:57,320 --> 01:12:59,200
Speaker 1: him to be stranded on a desert island with. So

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01:12:59,280 --> 01:13:01,000
Speaker 1: can someone just please do it? Or he's gonna keep

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01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:03,600
Speaker 1: scar I admit I want to be stranded on a

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Speaker 1: deserted island with you. There you go? Why because I

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01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:16,680
Speaker 1: yell at dessert Island saying what's up? So we have

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Speaker 1: awesome listeners, But I really like how gingerly they try

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Speaker 1: and handle me. So I'm a face picker and I

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01:13:23,120 --> 01:13:25,000
Speaker 1: look like every poor lost a bed. I look like

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01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:27,000
Speaker 1: I'm going through puberty and right now it's awful. But

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Speaker 1: because of that, I picked before I went to bed,

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01:13:29,640 --> 01:13:32,160
Speaker 1: and I think I bled a little bit on my pillow.

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Speaker 1: So I posted a photo and I'm like, what is

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Speaker 1: this crime scene? And so many people are kindly saying like, sweetie,

1448
01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:39,680
Speaker 1: I don't want to be the one to tell you this,

1449
01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:43,679
Speaker 1: but I think you have bedbugs. And I'm getting after DM,

1450
01:13:43,760 --> 01:13:46,240
Speaker 1: but everyone's being really nice about. There was one like oo,

1451
01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:49,320
Speaker 1: you a gross bitch, but other than that, everyone's being

1452
01:13:49,439 --> 01:13:52,240
Speaker 1: so sweet about gingerly telling me I have bed bugs. Guys,

1453
01:13:52,240 --> 01:13:55,479
Speaker 1: I don't. I just picked my face. Okay, different problem.

1454
01:13:56,080 --> 01:13:57,760
Speaker 1: Is there something we could do like tie your hands

1455
01:13:57,800 --> 01:13:59,280
Speaker 1: down to the bed or something while you go to sleep,

1456
01:13:59,400 --> 01:14:03,280
Speaker 1: right OVENMITS might hope Froggy, what's up with you? So?

1457
01:14:03,320 --> 01:14:05,200
Speaker 1: As you know, Ellis, I've been here in Jacksonville now

1458
01:14:05,200 --> 01:14:07,800
Speaker 1: what ten days, and you were. It's funny how when

1459
01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:10,479
Speaker 1: you find a restaurant, or even when you find a

1460
01:14:10,479 --> 01:14:11,880
Speaker 1: restaurant you like, you go to that owe or you

1461
01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:13,839
Speaker 1: eat the same thing. So we found this one restaurant

1462
01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:16,240
Speaker 1: right by our house we go to every time. Already

1463
01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:18,680
Speaker 1: we've eaten there six times in ten days. I get

1464
01:14:18,760 --> 01:14:21,800
Speaker 1: the same thing every time I go. I'm not trying

1465
01:14:21,760 --> 01:14:23,800
Speaker 1: to any why do we do that? We do because

1466
01:14:23,840 --> 01:14:26,519
Speaker 1: it's comfortable, it's there. You know, you don't have to think,

1467
01:14:26,560 --> 01:14:27,760
Speaker 1: you just like I don't want to think. I'm just

1468
01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:29,120
Speaker 1: want to go. I know they have that. I'm gonna

1469
01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:31,000
Speaker 1: order it done. Yeah, they've got other good things on

1470
01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:32,800
Speaker 1: the menu, I'm sure, but nope. I like what I

1471
01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:34,280
Speaker 1: like and that's what I'm getting every time, and I'm

1472
01:14:34,320 --> 01:14:36,600
Speaker 1: getting it again today on the way home. There you go.

1473
01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:39,479
Speaker 1: What's up, Daniel. I want to shout out Jessica Simpson

1474
01:14:39,640 --> 01:14:43,680
Speaker 1: because yesterday she posted a picture on her Instagram of

1475
01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:47,920
Speaker 1: her so pregnant in a bathing suit with her boobs

1476
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:51,200
Speaker 1: so big but I'm not even kidding you. Her belly

1477
01:14:51,600 --> 01:14:54,920
Speaker 1: looks like if you poke it, it will deflate, and

1478
01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:58,240
Speaker 1: she got that painful look on her face like this

1479
01:14:58,320 --> 01:15:00,400
Speaker 1: is how pregnant I am. And I I give her

1480
01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:02,320
Speaker 1: credit because when I was that pregnant, I would not

1481
01:15:02,360 --> 01:15:05,000
Speaker 1: have been posting that she looks. I think she looks

1482
01:15:05,040 --> 01:15:07,439
Speaker 1: beautiful because I think pregnant women are beautiful. A lot

1483
01:15:07,479 --> 01:15:10,559
Speaker 1: of people are giving her, you know, grief, but she

1484
01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:13,920
Speaker 1: is showing you that it's not all glamorous to be

1485
01:15:13,960 --> 01:15:17,040
Speaker 1: pregnant at a celebrity that you go through things. She's

1486
01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:19,839
Speaker 1: just like you. She's feeling what you're feeling if you're pregnant.

1487
01:15:20,040 --> 01:15:21,559
Speaker 1: And I give her a lot of credit for that.

1488
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:23,519
Speaker 1: So I think it's awesome that she posted that picture

1489
01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:29,960
Speaker 1: of for herself yesterday. So Jessica Simpson, Yeah, Chrissy Teagan, yeah, yeah, there.

1490
01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:32,320
Speaker 1: I feel like it makes them more real and I

1491
01:15:32,360 --> 01:15:34,720
Speaker 1: love that about them. Amy Summer said in her stand

1492
01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:36,400
Speaker 1: up special, the last thing you ever want to be

1493
01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:39,040
Speaker 1: called when posing nude or in a bathing suit is brave.

1494
01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:41,880
Speaker 1: And I feel like everyone's doing that to Jessica Simpson

1495
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:45,160
Speaker 1: right now. She's she's brave with It's a different kind

1496
01:15:45,160 --> 01:15:51,400
Speaker 1: of brave because when you're pregnant, it's a bad con Absolutely. Well,

1497
01:15:51,400 --> 01:15:53,960
Speaker 1: I'm with you, Daniel. I'm gonna look it up. Jessica Simpson, right, yeah, yeah.

1498
01:15:54,120 --> 01:15:56,160
Speaker 1: All right, Let's get into the sound with the one

1499
01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:57,519
Speaker 1: and only Garrett. All right, Garrett, what do you have

1500
01:15:57,560 --> 01:15:59,080
Speaker 1: to all right? Good morning? All right, let's start with

1501
01:15:59,080 --> 01:16:02,080
Speaker 1: idol from last night. Chloe Chanelle. She auditioned with Keith

1502
01:16:02,200 --> 01:16:15,160
Speaker 1: Urban's song Stupid Boy, and everyone's talking about this dream cushion.

1503
01:16:17,120 --> 01:16:20,559
Speaker 1: She sounds awesome. Yeah, no, and it feels like Idol

1504
01:16:20,680 --> 01:16:23,280
Speaker 1: has that superstar there this year finally, and they won't

1505
01:16:23,280 --> 01:16:26,320
Speaker 1: go into obscurity after the show's over. Rocket Man he

1506
01:16:26,360 --> 01:16:28,760
Speaker 1: comes out May thirty. First, the biopick about Elton John

1507
01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:32,200
Speaker 1: Tarn Edgerton. He plays Elton John. But he was on

1508
01:16:32,240 --> 01:16:34,160
Speaker 1: the Late Late Show with James Corton last night and

1509
01:16:34,160 --> 01:16:36,519
Speaker 1: they played a game. James Corton was gonna play the

1510
01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:39,559
Speaker 1: piano and I'm gonna play Elton John song and Tarn

1511
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:42,920
Speaker 1: had to guess the song. Problem is, James doesn't play

1512
01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:51,400
Speaker 1: the piano. You'll know it when you hear it. When

1513
01:16:51,439 --> 01:17:02,000
Speaker 1: you hear it. Look, we have to rip that game off.

1514
01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:03,960
Speaker 1: Can we get a keyboard in the studio? Yes, Oh

1515
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:07,200
Speaker 1: my god, it's a great game. I love that. Now.

1516
01:17:07,280 --> 01:17:10,040
Speaker 1: This wedding is going viral coming out of Washington State.

1517
01:17:10,120 --> 01:17:12,760
Speaker 1: So a bridesmaid decided to sing for her friend up

1518
01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:15,360
Speaker 1: on the altar as the couple is, you know, getting married,

1519
01:17:15,600 --> 01:17:18,400
Speaker 1: and the best man had won too many drinks prior

1520
01:17:18,439 --> 01:17:20,519
Speaker 1: to the wedding. So you have a bad singer, a

1521
01:17:20,640 --> 01:17:23,040
Speaker 1: best man who falls flat on his face all while

1522
01:17:23,080 --> 01:17:26,280
Speaker 1: the wedding's going on. Okay, sounds like a fun wedding.

1523
01:17:27,840 --> 01:17:44,479
Speaker 1: I get to get to water water I did. He fainted,

1524
01:17:44,680 --> 01:17:47,080
Speaker 1: face planted, and it saved everyone from listening to that song.

1525
01:17:49,640 --> 01:17:52,960
Speaker 1: You need one role. The groomsman cannot drink before the wedding.

1526
01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:58,479
Speaker 1: We had this topic last night. I said, Alex, we

1527
01:17:58,640 --> 01:18:04,120
Speaker 1: have to ourselves. Yes, you know, because we expect guests

1528
01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:05,880
Speaker 1: to go crazy and drink a lot, but we have

1529
01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:08,200
Speaker 1: to we have to be on until the end of

1530
01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:10,280
Speaker 1: the night. I think you guys could drink. It's just

1531
01:18:10,360 --> 01:18:13,360
Speaker 1: everyone that's you're supporting cast around you has to hold

1532
01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:16,439
Speaker 1: back from going crazy. I've watched a bridesmaid tumble down

1533
01:18:16,439 --> 01:18:18,920
Speaker 1: a hill while up on the altar because she had

1534
01:18:18,960 --> 01:18:21,599
Speaker 1: too much to drink before the wedding started. No, we're

1535
01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:24,400
Speaker 1: not gonna allow any drink. You guys can drink. I'm

1536
01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:26,360
Speaker 1: just trying to help you, all right. So this is

1537
01:18:26,400 --> 01:18:29,880
Speaker 1: a great story. So students in Christ Church performed a

1538
01:18:29,960 --> 01:18:33,800
Speaker 1: hakka ceremonial dance for two of their fellow students who

1539
01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:36,479
Speaker 1: passed away in the shooting last week. And all the

1540
01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:39,400
Speaker 1: students came together and you could just hear the emotion

1541
01:18:39,720 --> 01:18:43,040
Speaker 1: and rawness and how how great they wanted to honor

1542
01:18:43,080 --> 01:19:04,599
Speaker 1: their their fellow students. Look, that is incredible. I don't

1543
01:19:04,600 --> 01:19:06,559
Speaker 1: know if you're familiar with what a hawka is, but

1544
01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:11,360
Speaker 1: it's it's a ceremonial dance. Yes, from the mayory culture.

1545
01:19:11,400 --> 01:19:13,640
Speaker 1: I mean, and if you go, if you visit New

1546
01:19:13,720 --> 01:19:15,599
Speaker 1: Zealand And, which is one of the reasons I want

1547
01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:18,719
Speaker 1: to visit New Zealand. When you watch these schools perform

1548
01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:21,559
Speaker 1: these hawkas, which is so so different than anything we're

1549
01:19:21,600 --> 01:19:24,880
Speaker 1: used to in the States, it's it's so moving because

1550
01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:27,679
Speaker 1: it has this tribal feel and you feel that bond

1551
01:19:27,720 --> 01:19:29,680
Speaker 1: between each and every one of them as they are

1552
01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:32,120
Speaker 1: performing as one. And the fact they did that for

1553
01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:35,200
Speaker 1: two of their friends who who unfortunately died in that

1554
01:19:35,280 --> 01:19:38,040
Speaker 1: awful attack in christ Church that I'm so glad you

1555
01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:41,640
Speaker 1: played that because I just got goosebumps. Unbelievable, unbelievable, and

1556
01:19:41,720 --> 01:19:44,000
Speaker 1: that is that. Thank you. You are a good American.

1557
01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:46,880
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I gotta tell you, if you're

1558
01:19:46,880 --> 01:19:50,599
Speaker 1: listening to Froggy in Jacksonville today, he's gonna come out

1559
01:19:50,640 --> 01:19:52,800
Speaker 1: and meet you tomorrow. As he said earlier, he just

1560
01:19:52,880 --> 01:19:55,160
Speaker 1: moved to Jacksonville ten days ago. He wants to get

1561
01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:57,599
Speaker 1: to know his neighbors. And he wants to apologize for

1562
01:19:58,000 --> 01:20:03,720
Speaker 1: decreasing the land value and Jacksonville. But they decided to

1563
01:20:03,760 --> 01:20:09,760
Speaker 1: introduce Froggy to Jacksonville citizens at a place. That place

1564
01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:14,120
Speaker 1: where you play ping pong. It's Jack's Yeah, which the

1565
01:20:14,160 --> 01:20:17,000
Speaker 1: word I hate the word parlor. So it's a ping

1566
01:20:17,040 --> 01:20:21,320
Speaker 1: pong are establishment competitive table tennis? Guys, and so in

1567
01:20:21,840 --> 01:20:24,559
Speaker 1: talking about this, you can actually meet Froggy there from

1568
01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:29,320
Speaker 1: five to seven tomorrow. Uh. We learned that Gandhi is

1569
01:20:29,320 --> 01:20:31,479
Speaker 1: a No, you don't call it ping pong. You call

1570
01:20:31,520 --> 01:20:35,880
Speaker 1: it what competitive table tennis? A competitive table tennis? Ping

1571
01:20:35,920 --> 01:20:38,040
Speaker 1: pong is just making a joke of yeah. Yeah, so

1572
01:20:38,120 --> 01:20:40,240
Speaker 1: you take it seriously. Are you really that great at it?

1573
01:20:40,439 --> 01:20:42,320
Speaker 1: I mean I'm not. I'm not the greatest in the world.

1574
01:20:42,320 --> 01:20:44,320
Speaker 1: There definitely people can beat me, but I'm pretty good.

1575
01:20:44,360 --> 01:20:47,800
Speaker 1: You know, my husband is really good at it. Yeah.

1576
01:20:47,880 --> 01:20:49,799
Speaker 1: I would love you guys to do a little showdown.

1577
01:20:50,360 --> 01:20:52,240
Speaker 1: I asked Gandhi to help me out and give me

1578
01:20:52,240 --> 01:20:54,719
Speaker 1: a couple of tips. Her first tip was step away

1579
01:20:54,720 --> 01:20:57,240
Speaker 1: from the table. I said, what, sit down? She said, yeah, maybe,

1580
01:20:57,240 --> 01:20:59,000
Speaker 1: so maybe you're better off doing that. Yeah, he might

1581
01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:00,639
Speaker 1: as well be. Yeah, because if they hit that ball

1582
01:21:00,720 --> 01:21:02,760
Speaker 1: real hard. Let's go right your head. You gotta back

1583
01:21:02,760 --> 01:21:05,360
Speaker 1: it up, get yourself in the space to breathe. So,

1584
01:21:05,479 --> 01:21:08,599
Speaker 1: I mean, Gandhi, what else do you do that we do?

1585
01:21:08,680 --> 01:21:12,800
Speaker 1: We each have some secret, secret, hidden talent that no

1586
01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:16,160
Speaker 1: one else knows about. Like, for instance, I cooked when

1587
01:21:16,200 --> 01:21:19,280
Speaker 1: Gandhi was here and she was blown away. I'm like, yeah, okay,

1588
01:21:19,320 --> 01:21:21,920
Speaker 1: I'm a cook, you know whatever. He was so good.

1589
01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:25,080
Speaker 1: I was like, this is amazing. I felt so loved. Okay,

1590
01:21:25,080 --> 01:21:28,759
Speaker 1: so what about ping pong? What else do you know? Oh? Me? Um,

1591
01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:31,599
Speaker 1: let's see I play the drums? I did that? You

1592
01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:33,720
Speaker 1: play the drum? Yeah? I need to get a kit

1593
01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:38,519
Speaker 1: in my apartment, Like I get a kit I really wanted. Well, no,

1594
01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:40,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get the electric ones like I put my

1595
01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:43,200
Speaker 1: headphones on and play. All right, Nate, Nate, straight, Nate.

1596
01:21:43,240 --> 01:21:45,400
Speaker 1: We need to get a keyboard, electric keyboard, and we

1597
01:21:45,439 --> 01:21:47,280
Speaker 1: need to get a drum kit. I don't know where

1598
01:21:47,280 --> 01:21:49,040
Speaker 1: we're gonna put these things, but we'll get them for you.

1599
01:21:49,040 --> 01:21:51,439
Speaker 1: We'll find a place. We'll find a place and then okay, wait,

1600
01:21:51,479 --> 01:21:55,320
Speaker 1: who's playing the keyboard? Well, I am just like James Gordon.

1601
01:21:55,439 --> 01:21:58,479
Speaker 1: Just like James Gordon daniel what's your hidden talent? Um,

1602
01:21:58,880 --> 01:22:00,719
Speaker 1: I don't. I mean you guys know I do a

1603
01:22:00,760 --> 01:22:07,519
Speaker 1: lot of stupid voices. Um, I can make a siren sound,

1604
01:22:06,160 --> 01:22:12,840
Speaker 1: Um your siren? No, no siren, siren, froggy, If you

1605
01:22:12,920 --> 01:22:14,960
Speaker 1: ever do that again, let me make sure I can

1606
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:17,640
Speaker 1: record this. This is awful. I heard you down the

1607
01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:32,599
Speaker 1: street the other day. There goes Danielle. Danielle, so funny.

1608
01:22:34,600 --> 01:22:36,880
Speaker 1: There's a hidden talent. Sometimes you have to have people

1609
01:22:36,880 --> 01:22:39,120
Speaker 1: remind you what it is because it's just another thing

1610
01:22:39,160 --> 01:22:41,280
Speaker 1: you do. To Danielle, she does that old day. She

1611
01:22:41,320 --> 01:22:44,040
Speaker 1: doesn't think of its talent and do a great witch cackle?

1612
01:22:45,479 --> 01:22:47,960
Speaker 1: Do we hear that every day? Get you my pretty?

1613
01:22:48,160 --> 01:22:53,280
Speaker 1: And you're a little dog too? Oh my god. Okay,

1614
01:22:53,320 --> 01:22:56,680
Speaker 1: so then back to Gandhi, Yes, Gandhi does what is

1615
01:22:56,720 --> 01:23:08,559
Speaker 1: it you do? What wooder? Oh you want to do it? Yeah? Okay, perfect, Foggy?

1616
01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:10,960
Speaker 1: What's your hidden Come on? I don't I mean I

1617
01:23:10,960 --> 01:23:12,920
Speaker 1: can build, I can you know what? I can mcgiver

1618
01:23:13,080 --> 01:23:16,120
Speaker 1: fix anything. If something's broken, I'll find a way to fix. No. No,

1619
01:23:16,360 --> 01:23:19,000
Speaker 1: remember the television that was on the wall. That was

1620
01:23:19,080 --> 01:23:22,840
Speaker 1: one time, and I mean you hang one TV long

1621
01:23:26,280 --> 01:23:28,519
Speaker 1: some people have a talent that's so hidden, like Scary.

1622
01:23:28,720 --> 01:23:31,080
Speaker 1: His talent is so hidden he doesn't even know what

1623
01:23:31,080 --> 01:23:34,160
Speaker 1: it is, but it's so down in there. You actually scary.

1624
01:23:34,240 --> 01:23:37,920
Speaker 1: I got one talent and that is the human beatbox. Okay,

1625
01:23:37,920 --> 01:23:52,240
Speaker 1: a little, I'm getting spent on pay for effort. I'll

1626
01:23:52,280 --> 01:23:54,560
Speaker 1: give him something. Yeah, a lot is spit there and

1627
01:23:54,600 --> 01:23:58,280
Speaker 1: that was in my microphone. No, oh god, it's gonna

1628
01:23:58,360 --> 01:24:02,640
Speaker 1: it's gonna smell like your spits. Scary can also make

1629
01:24:02,680 --> 01:24:07,799
Speaker 1: his eyebrows grow together. Music trivia, guy, I can you

1630
01:24:07,920 --> 01:24:10,320
Speaker 1: name years and music and songs and titles and arts.

1631
01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:13,200
Speaker 1: I need to play a little tiny note and he

1632
01:24:13,240 --> 01:24:14,600
Speaker 1: knows what the hell it is and he can do

1633
01:24:14,600 --> 01:24:22,120
Speaker 1: it looking like frieda Callo. Make talent is murdering people.

1634
01:24:22,160 --> 01:24:28,000
Speaker 1: But that's not getting caught. That's a talent. Hey, I

1635
01:24:28,040 --> 01:24:30,800
Speaker 1: was overhearing something earlier. Did you say, Daniel, did you

1636
01:24:30,840 --> 01:24:35,240
Speaker 1: say that you were not allowed to address address envelopes

1637
01:24:35,240 --> 01:24:39,320
Speaker 1: in your house? I'm not. First of all, I commend

1638
01:24:39,320 --> 01:24:41,320
Speaker 1: you for addressing envelopes. I cannot tell you the last

1639
01:24:41,320 --> 01:24:43,559
Speaker 1: time I addressed an envelope. It may have been when

1640
01:24:43,600 --> 01:24:46,120
Speaker 1: I was in grade school. No, so, some reason, some

1641
01:24:46,200 --> 01:24:48,519
Speaker 1: of the doctor's offices are still so old school they

1642
01:24:48,520 --> 01:24:50,519
Speaker 1: need you to send them the check. I'm like, what

1643
01:24:50,560 --> 01:24:53,040
Speaker 1: the hell is this? So, and if I'm sending a

1644
01:24:53,080 --> 01:24:57,240
Speaker 1: card to someone for someone's birthday, which I still do. Um, yeah,

1645
01:24:57,280 --> 01:25:00,519
Speaker 1: my husband says, it's chicken scratch. One's going to be

1646
01:25:00,560 --> 01:25:02,519
Speaker 1: able to read this. It's not going to get to

1647
01:25:02,560 --> 01:25:05,040
Speaker 1: where it's going. Don't do it. You're not allowed. So

1648
01:25:05,120 --> 01:25:07,680
Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to address the envelopes because no one

1649
01:25:07,680 --> 01:25:10,280
Speaker 1: can read my hand riding web girl, Kathleen, what are

1650
01:25:10,320 --> 01:25:11,960
Speaker 1: you not allowed to do in your house? I'm not

1651
01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:17,040
Speaker 1: allowed to open up cereal boxes. Okay, I just deserves explanation.

1652
01:25:17,120 --> 01:25:19,000
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Because when I go to like

1653
01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:21,320
Speaker 1: the plastic bag on the inside, my husband thinks that

1654
01:25:21,360 --> 01:25:22,880
Speaker 1: I opened it up in a way that makes it

1655
01:25:22,920 --> 01:25:25,679
Speaker 1: I'm totally impossible to pour the cereal onto the bowl.

1656
01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:28,479
Speaker 1: You rip it straight down the bag. So the other

1657
01:25:28,560 --> 01:25:30,720
Speaker 1: day I was looking him in the eye holding the

1658
01:25:30,760 --> 01:25:33,920
Speaker 1: bag and I opened it and I said, huh, I

1659
01:25:33,960 --> 01:25:35,280
Speaker 1: did it, And he said he was going to get

1660
01:25:35,280 --> 01:25:39,559
Speaker 1: a hotel. He was so mad at me, which brings

1661
01:25:39,560 --> 01:25:41,599
Speaker 1: me to another question. Do you ever get so mad

1662
01:25:41,640 --> 01:25:42,920
Speaker 1: you have to storm out of the house and go

1663
01:25:42,960 --> 01:25:46,040
Speaker 1: stay in a hotel. It's something you think you only

1664
01:25:46,080 --> 01:25:48,280
Speaker 1: see on the movies. I've done this three times, have

1665
01:25:48,360 --> 01:25:50,840
Speaker 1: you really? Yes, it's kind of women. Your house is

1666
01:25:50,840 --> 01:25:53,639
Speaker 1: pretty big. Couldn't you just go on the other side? Yeah? No, no, no.

1667
01:25:53,920 --> 01:25:56,400
Speaker 1: At the apartment in the city, when Alex made me

1668
01:25:56,439 --> 01:25:58,160
Speaker 1: so mad, I would go down. I have one hotel

1669
01:25:58,200 --> 01:25:59,800
Speaker 1: down the street. It's the only time I ever go

1670
01:25:59,840 --> 01:26:02,320
Speaker 1: to the hotel. I don't even let friends stay there.

1671
01:26:02,360 --> 01:26:06,040
Speaker 1: It's my hotel. You see me there, you see me? Yeah,

1672
01:26:06,439 --> 01:26:08,360
Speaker 1: you see me at Dwayne's Treat hotel. You know I've

1673
01:26:08,360 --> 01:26:10,320
Speaker 1: had a fight. You walk in, do they say, oh, hello,

1674
01:26:10,360 --> 01:26:14,639
Speaker 1: mister Duran had another fight. Yeah, yeah, we've got your room. Runnie.

1675
01:26:15,400 --> 01:26:17,080
Speaker 1: I don't even pack a bag. I just go. But

1676
01:26:17,200 --> 01:26:19,439
Speaker 1: Nate says when he has a fight, when they've have

1677
01:26:19,439 --> 01:26:21,160
Speaker 1: a fight, he packs his bag and threatens to go,

1678
01:26:21,200 --> 01:26:23,280
Speaker 1: but never go. Oh yeah, you gotta throw that threat

1679
01:26:23,320 --> 01:26:25,719
Speaker 1: in there. I'll put the bag on, I'll start throwing shoes,

1680
01:26:25,720 --> 01:26:27,559
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'll walk out this door right now.

1681
01:26:27,640 --> 01:26:30,760
Speaker 1: I'm back. I'll show you I'm packing a bag. Never

1682
01:26:30,800 --> 01:26:32,880
Speaker 1: get step further. That was me when I was like

1683
01:26:32,880 --> 01:26:35,400
Speaker 1: five years old, threatening to run away all the time. Well,

1684
01:26:35,439 --> 01:26:39,920
Speaker 1: it's never stopping in Nate's house, Brody, Brodie, what are

1685
01:26:39,920 --> 01:26:41,720
Speaker 1: you not allowed to do in your house? If it's

1686
01:26:41,760 --> 01:26:43,599
Speaker 1: not my clothing. I'm not allowed to do a wash.

1687
01:26:43,840 --> 01:26:45,519
Speaker 1: I can't put the clothes in the dryer, and I

1688
01:26:45,560 --> 01:26:47,400
Speaker 1: can't take the clothes out of the dryer because I

1689
01:26:47,479 --> 01:26:49,679
Speaker 1: might put them in the wrong laundry basket. That's dirty.

1690
01:26:49,800 --> 01:26:51,600
Speaker 1: All right, that's a good thing to not have to do.

1691
01:26:51,600 --> 01:26:53,320
Speaker 1: I wish someone would take that away from me. It's

1692
01:26:53,320 --> 01:26:55,240
Speaker 1: like being treated like a five year old. Well, just

1693
01:26:55,280 --> 01:26:57,559
Speaker 1: like webgro Kathleen is not allowed to open cereal. I

1694
01:26:57,560 --> 01:26:59,760
Speaker 1: know in Froggy's house, Lisa and Kayden are not allowed

1695
01:26:59,760 --> 01:27:01,320
Speaker 1: to and cookies because they do the same thing. They

1696
01:27:01,439 --> 01:27:04,040
Speaker 1: ripped the whole bag. They ripped the plastic down the side.

1697
01:27:04,080 --> 01:27:06,000
Speaker 1: You can't close it, and everything is stale within the

1698
01:27:06,040 --> 01:27:08,519
Speaker 1: first day. It's like, no stop. So I use scissors

1699
01:27:08,520 --> 01:27:10,080
Speaker 1: to open the cookies and make sure that they can

1700
01:27:10,080 --> 01:27:13,680
Speaker 1: still be closed. There everything stays fresh, exactly. This is

1701
01:27:13,720 --> 01:27:18,120
Speaker 1: why everyone should live alone. That's right. It's true. Nate

1702
01:27:18,240 --> 01:27:20,559
Speaker 1: is not allowed to load the dishwasher because one time

1703
01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:22,680
Speaker 1: he stayed over and he loaded the dishwasher and it

1704
01:27:22,720 --> 01:27:25,840
Speaker 1: was awful. Yeah, well it's hard, I mean you, No,

1705
01:27:25,920 --> 01:27:29,120
Speaker 1: it's hard science. You just gotta understand the flow of

1706
01:27:29,240 --> 01:27:33,160
Speaker 1: sprinkling water. No when you get no, yeah, I don't

1707
01:27:33,200 --> 01:27:35,360
Speaker 1: know how to do it. I agree. I hate loading

1708
01:27:35,400 --> 01:27:38,040
Speaker 1: the dishwasher because I always loaded the wrong way. I

1709
01:27:38,120 --> 01:27:40,000
Speaker 1: loaded the right way. Let me do it. So that's

1710
01:27:40,000 --> 01:27:42,640
Speaker 1: why Scary and Gandhi you have have the point here,

1711
01:27:42,680 --> 01:27:45,479
Speaker 1: because they then it doesn't matter grew up. There were

1712
01:27:46,040 --> 01:27:49,639
Speaker 1: one call on line one Tyler, Line one, scary Tyler,

1713
01:27:49,680 --> 01:27:53,080
Speaker 1: how you doing? Come on? What are you not allowed

1714
01:27:53,120 --> 01:27:55,800
Speaker 1: to do in your house? I am allowed to in

1715
01:27:55,840 --> 01:27:58,240
Speaker 1: the kitchen. Yeah, don't touch anything in the kitchen. I

1716
01:27:58,400 --> 01:28:00,240
Speaker 1: tell you why. I guess right now, because you move

1717
01:28:00,240 --> 01:28:02,200
Speaker 1: stuff and no one can find it, can they? Tyler?

1718
01:28:03,200 --> 01:28:06,880
Speaker 1: That's about right. Yeah, it's true. If I put I

1719
01:28:06,920 --> 01:28:09,600
Speaker 1: hate people going to my kitchen. Tyler, I love you,

1720
01:28:09,640 --> 01:28:11,400
Speaker 1: but you can stay in the living room. I'll cook

1721
01:28:11,439 --> 01:28:14,240
Speaker 1: for you. Stay out of my kitchen. Okay, all right,

1722
01:28:14,280 --> 01:28:16,960
Speaker 1: that's pretty much what a balls bouncy. All right, all right,

1723
01:28:17,040 --> 01:28:19,080
Speaker 1: thank you for listening to us. Tyler. Hold on one second,

1724
01:28:19,240 --> 01:28:21,760
Speaker 1: let's get into the three things you need to know

1725
01:28:21,840 --> 01:28:24,080
Speaker 1: from Gandhi. If you want to text us the things

1726
01:28:24,080 --> 01:28:25,519
Speaker 1: you're not allowed to do in your house or call

1727
01:28:25,600 --> 01:28:27,720
Speaker 1: us eight hundred two four two zero one hundred are

1728
01:28:27,760 --> 01:28:29,920
Speaker 1: text fifty five one hundred. All right, Gandhi, what's going on?

1729
01:28:29,960 --> 01:28:33,400
Speaker 1: All right? Flooding in the Midwest continuing to devastate the area.

1730
01:28:33,560 --> 01:28:36,320
Speaker 1: We've been talking about this, but seventy cities in Nebraska

1731
01:28:36,360 --> 01:28:39,760
Speaker 1: alone have issued emergency declarations, officials saying this is the

1732
01:28:39,760 --> 01:28:42,559
Speaker 1: worst flooding the region has ever seen. Actually not ever,

1733
01:28:42,600 --> 01:28:44,880
Speaker 1: but in the last half century. Hundreds of millions of

1734
01:28:44,880 --> 01:28:48,599
Speaker 1: dollars worth of damage caused, and Iowa and Wisconsin also

1735
01:28:48,640 --> 01:28:51,920
Speaker 1: declaring states of emergency. It's crazy, and they're saying that

1736
01:28:51,960 --> 01:28:54,040
Speaker 1: a lot of this is not getting attention. So if

1737
01:28:54,080 --> 01:28:56,680
Speaker 1: you can, please donate to Red Cross Org because these

1738
01:28:56,720 --> 01:28:58,879
Speaker 1: people are in a very terrible place. There's one area

1739
01:28:59,040 --> 01:29:02,120
Speaker 1: called Fremont. Twenty six thousand people live there. It's completely

1740
01:29:02,160 --> 01:29:05,000
Speaker 1: surrounded by water. They're having to have volunteers fly stuff

1741
01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:07,600
Speaker 1: in on planes. Yeah, you know what, It hits the

1742
01:29:07,680 --> 01:29:10,040
Speaker 1: news and then a few days later we move on

1743
01:29:10,040 --> 01:29:12,040
Speaker 1: to something else, and we've got to stop that, you know,

1744
01:29:12,400 --> 01:29:15,160
Speaker 1: Redcross dot Org. Do what you can to donate and

1745
01:29:15,200 --> 01:29:17,920
Speaker 1: help these people who are still trying to get through

1746
01:29:18,080 --> 01:29:20,080
Speaker 1: what happened after those floods. All right, what else is

1747
01:29:20,080 --> 01:29:22,400
Speaker 1: going on? Alsohere around the world, more than one thousand

1748
01:29:22,439 --> 01:29:24,800
Speaker 1: people are believed to be dead in Mozambique after that

1749
01:29:24,920 --> 01:29:28,000
Speaker 1: country was hit by a cyclone. The president says entire

1750
01:29:28,080 --> 01:29:30,360
Speaker 1: villages are else cylinder water there as well, so the

1751
01:29:30,439 --> 01:29:33,320
Speaker 1: rains are really hidden all over pretty hard. And finally,

1752
01:29:33,360 --> 01:29:36,160
Speaker 1: people in Okinawa are deemed to be the healthiest people

1753
01:29:36,200 --> 01:29:38,800
Speaker 1: in the world. And why is that Because they have

1754
01:29:38,920 --> 01:29:41,240
Speaker 1: the most centurions and that's people who live to be

1755
01:29:41,280 --> 01:29:44,400
Speaker 1: over one hundred years old. Yeah, locallesterol. They do that,

1756
01:29:44,520 --> 01:29:46,400
Speaker 1: not a lot of cancer and disease. They're saying that

1757
01:29:46,439 --> 01:29:49,599
Speaker 1: it is absolutely their diet that they do a lot

1758
01:29:49,600 --> 01:29:52,799
Speaker 1: of plant based foods. They eat sweet potatoes, pumpkin, bell peppers,

1759
01:29:52,840 --> 01:29:55,400
Speaker 1: no process stuff, and they follow the eighty twenty rule.

1760
01:29:55,600 --> 01:29:57,559
Speaker 1: Do you guys know what this is? No, it's where

1761
01:29:57,560 --> 01:30:01,880
Speaker 1: you eat until you're eighty percent full, not one full. Yeah, yeah,

1762
01:30:01,880 --> 01:30:04,679
Speaker 1: you leave twenty percent empty and then you just eat

1763
01:30:04,720 --> 01:30:06,920
Speaker 1: until you know you feel okay. You don't stuff yourself

1764
01:30:06,920 --> 01:30:09,800
Speaker 1: and overwhelming body easier if we had meters. Yeah, yeah,

1765
01:30:10,000 --> 01:30:12,720
Speaker 1: the philometer. Yeah, how do I know what I'm full?

1766
01:30:13,080 --> 01:30:16,280
Speaker 1: I don't know. Let me check my stuffed on. Oh god,

1767
01:30:16,320 --> 01:30:18,000
Speaker 1: I can have one more bite? Yeah, I mean we

1768
01:30:18,040 --> 01:30:19,719
Speaker 1: all do it. I know I can eat a certain

1769
01:30:19,760 --> 01:30:21,200
Speaker 1: amount and then I'm like, you know, I'm just gonna

1770
01:30:21,240 --> 01:30:23,280
Speaker 1: go ahead and oops, now i'mling on the couch all day.

1771
01:30:23,320 --> 01:30:25,560
Speaker 1: You know, if you have that one more bite, you're like, oh,

1772
01:30:25,600 --> 01:30:34,240
Speaker 1: I don't feel good. Yes, you're very welcome. Oh my gosh,

1773
01:30:34,360 --> 01:30:37,839
Speaker 1: have you played Relative Insanity yet? You know how everyone

1774
01:30:37,920 --> 01:30:40,400
Speaker 1: thinks they're a comedian? Well, Relative Insanity is the game

1775
01:30:40,439 --> 01:30:43,160
Speaker 1: that actually makes anyone funny, even if they're not. When

1776
01:30:43,200 --> 01:30:46,000
Speaker 1: you play those punchline cards, you can actually be funny.

1777
01:30:46,240 --> 01:30:58,000
Speaker 1: Relative Insanity available now at Target from play Monster. And

1778
01:30:58,080 --> 01:30:59,679
Speaker 1: what am I not allowed to do in the house?

1779
01:31:00,640 --> 01:31:03,200
Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to do anything that involves a nail

1780
01:31:03,360 --> 01:31:07,679
Speaker 1: or a hammer or a screw. I think that's yes, yeah,

1781
01:31:08,280 --> 01:31:11,639
Speaker 1: what do you mean that goes with that? I had

1782
01:31:11,640 --> 01:31:13,759
Speaker 1: that same rule in my house too, Like you can't

1783
01:31:14,080 --> 01:31:16,840
Speaker 1: like if Lisa hangs a picture, for example, she'll hang

1784
01:31:16,880 --> 01:31:18,599
Speaker 1: and go Now that's the wrong height and then put

1785
01:31:18,600 --> 01:31:20,960
Speaker 1: another nail hole. I want to move it over some

1786
01:31:21,240 --> 01:31:22,559
Speaker 1: And when you take a picture of up the wall,

1787
01:31:22,560 --> 01:31:25,519
Speaker 1: there's seven nail holes behind it. I'm like, list, So

1788
01:31:25,600 --> 01:31:27,920
Speaker 1: here's if I if I keep asking Alex to hang

1789
01:31:27,960 --> 01:31:30,280
Speaker 1: something up and he never does, all I do is

1790
01:31:30,360 --> 01:31:32,200
Speaker 1: I grab the hammer and if he sees it in

1791
01:31:32,280 --> 01:31:34,000
Speaker 1: my hand, he grabs it and does it. Yeah, that's

1792
01:31:34,000 --> 01:31:36,800
Speaker 1: a good plan. That is a great plan. I'm only

1793
01:31:36,880 --> 01:31:38,680
Speaker 1: try that. There's a couple of pictures I need hung

1794
01:31:38,760 --> 01:31:41,120
Speaker 1: right now. Like Danielle is not allowed to write anything

1795
01:31:41,160 --> 01:31:44,479
Speaker 1: that someone has to read. My handwriting is atrocious. Right,

1796
01:31:44,560 --> 01:31:49,759
Speaker 1: let's go talk to Randy line one now, Randy, h Well,

1797
01:31:50,240 --> 01:31:51,800
Speaker 1: so you don't sound like a threat. You sound like

1798
01:31:51,840 --> 01:31:53,599
Speaker 1: you're okay. You know, you sound like a good person.

1799
01:31:53,680 --> 01:31:55,360
Speaker 1: What are you not allowed to do in the house.

1800
01:31:56,120 --> 01:31:59,920
Speaker 1: I'm constantly yell that just stopped cleaning by my husband. Well,

1801
01:32:00,120 --> 01:32:03,559
Speaker 1: I'm constantly moving things apparently where he doesn't like them

1802
01:32:03,640 --> 01:32:06,080
Speaker 1: or he can't sign them. It's like a perfect example,

1803
01:32:06,280 --> 01:32:09,280
Speaker 1: he hayes, when I'm putting his shoes away, I can

1804
01:32:09,320 --> 01:32:11,080
Speaker 1: look at the same pair of shoes sitting by the

1805
01:32:11,120 --> 01:32:13,840
Speaker 1: front door, tripping over them. So I put them away.

1806
01:32:13,840 --> 01:32:16,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, he hasn't worn these in like two weeks.

1807
01:32:16,280 --> 01:32:19,320
Speaker 1: Of course, the next morning he's like, Randy, where are

1808
01:32:19,439 --> 01:32:21,479
Speaker 1: my Jordan's Where are the blue? And I want my

1809
01:32:21,520 --> 01:32:24,479
Speaker 1: blue Jordan's right now? And I'm like, oh, go look

1810
01:32:24,479 --> 01:32:28,840
Speaker 1: at yourself. Where they go along? He doesn't know where

1811
01:32:28,840 --> 01:32:30,200
Speaker 1: his stuff is, so I mean, there's got to be

1812
01:32:30,200 --> 01:32:31,760
Speaker 1: a compromise. Maybe you can just put it like in

1813
01:32:31,800 --> 01:32:34,000
Speaker 1: the opening of his closet, you know, and but don't

1814
01:32:34,040 --> 01:32:36,439
Speaker 1: put them away. But you're not allowed to clean the house. Wow,

1815
01:32:36,479 --> 01:32:40,240
Speaker 1: I wish I had that one. Yeah. By the way,

1816
01:32:40,240 --> 01:32:42,320
Speaker 1: I know you're calling from Jacksonville. Froggy lives there. Go

1817
01:32:42,360 --> 01:32:44,960
Speaker 1: play ping pong with him tomorrow. Okay, I'll have to

1818
01:32:45,040 --> 01:32:47,280
Speaker 1: learn with him so we can struggle together. Yeah, right,

1819
01:32:47,360 --> 01:32:50,559
Speaker 1: the struggle is real. All right, Randy, let's go to George.

1820
01:32:50,840 --> 01:32:56,760
Speaker 1: Thank you? Randy, Uh George. Yeah, well hello there, Now

1821
01:32:56,800 --> 01:32:58,719
Speaker 1: it's not you, but you have a rule for your fiance.

1822
01:32:58,880 --> 01:33:02,479
Speaker 1: What is that? Well, for now on, he's not allowed

1823
01:33:02,479 --> 01:33:07,040
Speaker 1: to take out the garbage because last time he put

1824
01:33:07,080 --> 01:33:09,320
Speaker 1: the garbage in his car and forgot about it for

1825
01:33:09,360 --> 01:33:22,360
Speaker 1: two days. Oh wow, that's gross. Mind. Okay, I know,

1826
01:33:22,360 --> 01:33:23,760
Speaker 1: but if someone said you're not allowed to take the

1827
01:33:23,800 --> 01:33:26,559
Speaker 1: garbage out, I'd be like, Okay, I'm gonna really miss that.

1828
01:33:27,160 --> 01:33:30,160
Speaker 1: I that if you don't want to do something, just

1829
01:33:30,200 --> 01:33:31,880
Speaker 1: do it incorrectly the first time, and then no one

1830
01:33:31,880 --> 01:33:36,280
Speaker 1: will ever let you do it again. Exactly, all right, George, bonus,

1831
01:33:36,280 --> 01:33:37,720
Speaker 1: he gets a bonus. He doesn't have to do that,

1832
01:33:38,720 --> 01:33:42,120
Speaker 1: exactly all right, thanks for listening to h My gosh,

1833
01:33:42,479 --> 01:33:46,560
Speaker 1: So Scotty B's wife Amy just set me four pictures

1834
01:33:46,640 --> 01:33:48,719
Speaker 1: of pictures that are on the floor in her house

1835
01:33:48,760 --> 01:33:56,040
Speaker 1: that need to be hung. That's Scotty, yet it's in

1836
01:33:56,200 --> 01:34:00,639
Speaker 1: everybody's house. Yeah, that's mine. I'm not allowed to touch

1837
01:34:00,680 --> 01:34:04,519
Speaker 1: a screw or a screwdriver, or a nail or a hammer,

1838
01:34:04,600 --> 01:34:06,400
Speaker 1: all right, Yeah, it scary. I don't know if this counts,

1839
01:34:06,400 --> 01:34:08,760
Speaker 1: but when I was living with my family, I was

1840
01:34:08,800 --> 01:34:12,840
Speaker 1: not allowed to touch my father's Cadillac. I would drive

1841
01:34:12,880 --> 01:34:14,840
Speaker 1: and I was I never got into an acting in

1842
01:34:14,840 --> 01:34:18,000
Speaker 1: my life, but don't you touch his car forget about it.

1843
01:34:18,040 --> 01:34:21,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god. That's such a Brooklyn thing. Dad's always

1844
01:34:21,200 --> 01:34:25,559
Speaker 1: drive Cadillacs. It's a Texas thing too. That's one thing

1845
01:34:25,560 --> 01:34:28,160
Speaker 1: that Texans and Brooklyn nights have in common. The old

1846
01:34:28,160 --> 01:34:31,680
Speaker 1: guys drive Cadillacs. It's one of those things. Let's get

1847
01:34:31,720 --> 01:34:34,479
Speaker 1: into the Daniel report. Uh, scary? Can e tron that up? There?

1848
01:34:34,520 --> 01:34:40,160
Speaker 1: You go? Scary? Where is it? Scary? It's low? Get

1849
01:34:40,160 --> 01:34:41,880
Speaker 1: into it, Daniel? What are you working on? All right?

1850
01:34:42,479 --> 01:34:45,080
Speaker 1: Hold on? What a spinoff from what Gandhi was saying?

1851
01:34:45,600 --> 01:34:50,360
Speaker 1: What do you purposely mess up? You don't have to

1852
01:34:50,400 --> 01:34:53,920
Speaker 1: do it again? Well? I have one here at the

1853
01:34:54,000 --> 01:34:56,080
Speaker 1: radio station. You know, you guys use that thing called

1854
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Speaker 1: vox pro. We have to record your commercial I don't

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Speaker 1: know how to use it, so therefore I don't have

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Speaker 1: to record my own stuff. You guys have to record

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Speaker 1: it and edit it from me. I cannot tell you

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01:35:07,760 --> 01:35:12,799
Speaker 1: when you turn us off. When you're in radio, especially

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01:35:13,000 --> 01:35:16,519
Speaker 1: smaller stations, whatever you're expected to do your your production.

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01:35:16,560 --> 01:35:18,720
Speaker 1: You have to read the commercials and stuff, right, I

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01:35:18,680 --> 01:35:20,240
Speaker 1: mean when you hear us do it. But the thing is,

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Speaker 1: there are other people who produce those for us. We

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Speaker 1: just walk into a room, reading into a microphone and

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Speaker 1: walk out right. Right. But in the smaller markets you

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Speaker 1: have to you have to put it on the computer,

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Speaker 1: you have to edit it, you have to label it.

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Speaker 1: You have to make sure it goes to the right computer.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. There's a lot to it,

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Speaker 1: So I cannot tell you the last time I did

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Speaker 1: production where I pushed a button because I just pretend

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Speaker 1: to not know how to do it. I don't want

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Speaker 1: a giant red button since record. I don't know about it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm doing. I don't No. Look,

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Speaker 1: I'm very tech savvy, but I don't want to be

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Speaker 1: tech savvy if it has to do with work. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to do that. Literally are you doing? I

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01:35:53,080 --> 01:35:56,640
Speaker 1: was told when I first started working here, don't learn this, this, this,

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01:35:56,720 --> 01:35:57,960
Speaker 1: and this, or they're going to make you do it.

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01:35:58,000 --> 01:36:00,479
Speaker 1: And I didn't learn half the stuff. I was told,

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01:36:00,520 --> 01:36:02,280
Speaker 1: don't let people know you know how to do this

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01:36:02,320 --> 01:36:05,439
Speaker 1: stuff because then they're gonna ask you today. Hey, mister,

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01:36:05,560 --> 01:36:07,240
Speaker 1: know it all great, I'm glad you know everything. Now

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01:36:07,280 --> 01:36:13,480
Speaker 1: go do everything. Everybody's bitch about diamond. Where's diamond? Hide diamond?

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01:36:13,600 --> 01:36:16,160
Speaker 1: All right? So you have one at home? You purposely

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01:36:16,920 --> 01:36:19,400
Speaker 1: to me, can't do it? Or what I always mess

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01:36:19,479 --> 01:36:21,720
Speaker 1: up on my laundry so that my grandmother can like

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Speaker 1: do it for me? Do it? Oh yeah, Oh my

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01:36:25,720 --> 01:36:29,559
Speaker 1: you know it, hired, you know? Do you know how

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01:36:29,560 --> 01:36:31,080
Speaker 1: to do it? Though? Right? I do know how to

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Speaker 1: do it, but I like purposely pretend as if I'm

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Speaker 1: putting all of the colors all together. I'm like, who cares?

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01:36:36,600 --> 01:36:39,040
Speaker 1: She's like no, she like freaks out. So you start

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01:36:39,080 --> 01:36:40,720
Speaker 1: shaking my head like I don't know what I'm doing.

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Speaker 1: I don't blame you. I don't Grandma. I hope Grandma's

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01:36:46,560 --> 01:36:49,599
Speaker 1: not listening. You maybe burn a couple of meals too,

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Speaker 1: and then always get someone else to cook. H Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I love the text that are coming through. I don't

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01:36:54,640 --> 01:36:56,120
Speaker 1: let my husband get away with any of this. If

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01:36:56,160 --> 01:36:58,280
Speaker 1: he screws up something, we have a training session. He

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01:36:59,120 --> 01:37:00,920
Speaker 1: you can train to do it. Right. Oh, I can

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01:37:00,960 --> 01:37:03,439
Speaker 1: see me sitting my husband Sheldon down, Hey, honey, let's

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01:37:03,439 --> 01:37:06,760
Speaker 1: have a change study. He'd be like, yo, okay, I'm

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01:37:06,800 --> 01:37:08,880
Speaker 1: not allowed to. Here's another person. I can't touch the

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01:37:08,960 --> 01:37:10,760
Speaker 1: hedge tremmors because I was hedging the bushes and I

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01:37:10,840 --> 01:37:15,960
Speaker 1: head clipped my finger. Oh oh yeah, I'm not allowed

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01:37:15,960 --> 01:37:18,360
Speaker 1: to use any of that stuff either. No sharp, yeah,

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01:37:18,360 --> 01:37:21,000
Speaker 1: I'll cut another person texting I put bleaching the laundry.

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01:37:21,040 --> 01:37:22,920
Speaker 1: Now I'm no longer allowed to do blaundry. S. Sometimes

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01:37:22,920 --> 01:37:26,120
Speaker 1: you gotta you have to sacrifice some clothes. Man, One day,

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Speaker 1: I was at the mall and I was in Macy's

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Speaker 1: and I was with my son when he was a

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Speaker 1: little and he was in the stroller, and I accidentally

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Speaker 1: knocked over a rack with handbags on it and it

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Speaker 1: fell on top of him. And for a while, my

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Speaker 1: husband's like, I don't think you should even go to

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Speaker 1: the mall with your kids, right, because you're just a

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Speaker 1: hazard on the clumsiest. The weird one here is someone's

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Speaker 1: not allowed to mow the yard anymore because they don't

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Speaker 1: make the long lines straight enough. Oh is it? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's important. It looks nice, it looks very professional. Happy

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Speaker 1: someone's mowing it. Here, you go, all right, let's get

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Speaker 1: it to the Danielle all right, Danielle all right. So

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Speaker 1: my son Spencer actually told me this that sports teams

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01:38:12,880 --> 01:38:15,680
Speaker 1: are starting to think players shouldn't play Fortnite so they

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01:38:15,720 --> 01:38:19,080
Speaker 1: can concentrate more on the game. First baseman Carlos Santana

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Speaker 1: smashed a bat in the Phillies Clubhouse late last year

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01:38:21,720 --> 01:38:25,200
Speaker 1: because players were playing Fortnite during the game, and he

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Speaker 1: said he got frustrated because we were losing and they

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01:38:27,880 --> 01:38:30,160
Speaker 1: didn't seem to care. He should have smashed the game.

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Speaker 1: Not the bad yeah, but bad plan. Yeah. Bird Box

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01:38:33,320 --> 01:38:35,080
Speaker 1: was a book before it was a movie. You know that.

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Speaker 1: And now a sequel to the book is on the way.

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Speaker 1: It's called Mallory. That's actually the name of the Sandra Bowl,

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01:38:39,880 --> 01:38:42,200
Speaker 1: a character. It's going to take place eight years after

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Speaker 1: the events of the first book. Oh my god, can

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01:38:44,880 --> 01:38:47,000
Speaker 1: I tell you something? Out here in Santa Fe you're

1937
01:38:47,000 --> 01:38:50,280
Speaker 1: allowed to tench your windows as dark as you want. Again. Wow,

1938
01:38:50,640 --> 01:38:52,639
Speaker 1: it's like a bunch of people are driving around bird Boxing.

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01:38:53,960 --> 01:38:57,840
Speaker 1: I don't think they can see what's going on. Okay,

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Speaker 1: just an observation back to you. All right, let's talk

1941
01:38:59,760 --> 01:39:02,320
Speaker 1: about Netflix now. Some people say that they are excited

1942
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Speaker 1: about this, some people say they're not. There's a new

1943
01:39:04,200 --> 01:39:07,360
Speaker 1: show coming next month called You Versus Wild. It stars

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Speaker 1: survival expert Bear Grills. It's an interactive active show where

1945
01:39:11,360 --> 01:39:13,200
Speaker 1: he goes on adventures and you get to make the

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Speaker 1: decisions for him. So it's like, okay, should he climb

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Speaker 1: the mountain or should he swim the sea? And then

1948
01:39:19,080 --> 01:39:21,200
Speaker 1: depending on what you picked, pens on the outcome. Some

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Speaker 1: people are like, now, I just want to watch a show,

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Speaker 1: and some people are a little excited about it. I know,

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Speaker 1: I'm a little excited about it. Be cool. Jennifer Lopes

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01:39:28,240 --> 01:39:31,320
Speaker 1: and Constance Woo from Crazy Rich Asians play strippers in

1953
01:39:31,360 --> 01:39:34,360
Speaker 1: a movie called Hustlers, Right, don't get so excited. They're

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01:39:34,400 --> 01:39:36,800
Speaker 1: not doing any nudity. A source is saying that there

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Speaker 1: are no topless scenes in the movie for Jennifer nor Constant,

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Speaker 1: so that will not be happening those Well, maybe they're

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Speaker 1: leaving the stripping to other people. I was excited about

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01:39:46,040 --> 01:39:49,639
Speaker 1: this tripping. I'm just I just think Jennifer were fabulous.

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Speaker 1: And Amy Schumer's husband is on the autism spectrum. She said, actually,

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Speaker 1: all the symptoms are the little things that made her

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01:39:57,000 --> 01:39:59,519
Speaker 1: fall in love with him. She says, he says whatever's

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01:39:59,560 --> 01:40:01,840
Speaker 1: on his mom He keeps it real. He doesn't care

1963
01:40:01,880 --> 01:40:04,160
Speaker 1: about social norms or what you expect him to say

1964
01:40:04,360 --> 01:40:06,879
Speaker 1: or do I know? I love that as well. Ellen's

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Speaker 1: Game of Games on tonight, the series premware of Mental Samurai.

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Speaker 1: If you have not seen the commercial for this, check

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Speaker 1: it out. It's um It's It's hosted by Rob Lowe

1968
01:40:15,760 --> 01:40:18,920
Speaker 1: and they put people in this contraption and you get

1969
01:40:18,960 --> 01:40:21,559
Speaker 1: shaken and thrown all over the place and you have

1970
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Speaker 1: to answer questions and it's it's crazy. It looks like

1971
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Speaker 1: it's gonna be nuts. Also, the series Fremware of the

1972
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Speaker 1: Village is on tonight on NBC. That looks great. Teachers

1973
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Speaker 1: wraps things up And if you want to watch Amy

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Speaker 1: Schumer growing, it's on Netflix tonights. Thank you, Danielle the

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Speaker 1: official instagram of the Morning Show. Follow us now at

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Speaker 1: Elvie's Durant Show. This is Elvie's duran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: All right, we got to talk about Taco Bell. Did

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Speaker 1: you know Taco Bell Hot sauce saved another life? It

1979
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Speaker 1: did this. A car crashed into a Taco Bell in

1980
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Speaker 1: winter Haven, Florida, Saturday. It would have crushed the guy,

1981
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Speaker 1: but he'd gotten up to go in to get more

1982
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Speaker 1: hot sauce. Or he got up to get more hot

1983
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Speaker 1: sauce lived. Taco Bell. Hots'm saving lives left and right.

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Speaker 1: I hoard it in my fridge. I grabbed ch I

1985
01:41:03,960 --> 01:41:06,880
Speaker 1: can Taco Bell. I would love what do you want, Brodie?

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Speaker 1: I love MEXI melt paper. Right now, it's morning time.

1987
01:41:10,600 --> 01:41:13,080
Speaker 1: It's breakfast time. If you're having one of those mornings,

1988
01:41:13,840 --> 01:41:17,000
Speaker 1: like you your your neighbor's leaf blower wakes you up

1989
01:41:17,040 --> 01:41:18,200
Speaker 1: and you just want to go out there and smack

1990
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Speaker 1: him in the head with it. Are you show up

1991
01:41:20,439 --> 01:41:23,519
Speaker 1: to work and your your shirts backwards? Whatever you're having

1992
01:41:23,520 --> 01:41:26,559
Speaker 1: a morning, let Taco bell make you breakfast for just

1993
01:41:26,680 --> 01:41:30,160
Speaker 1: a dollar, like the one dollar grilled breakfast burritos, filled

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Speaker 1: with your breakfast favorites like fluffy eggs, and I love

1995
01:41:33,280 --> 01:41:35,679
Speaker 1: fluffy eggs. He used to do the morning show Fluffy eggs,

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Speaker 1: Good Morning, fluffy Eggs. Also your choice of bacon, sausage

1997
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Speaker 1: potatoes only on Taco Bells Morning Value Menu. The Brooklyn

1998
01:41:44,600 --> 01:41:46,760
Speaker 1: Boys podcast, you let him massage you in the hot

1999
01:41:46,800 --> 01:41:49,479
Speaker 1: Sway naked sauna, so he's stretching me out. He was,

2000
01:41:49,520 --> 01:41:51,600
Speaker 1: and I'm thinking, oh, this feels so good. All of

2001
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Speaker 1: a sudden, four people walk by the sauna and they

2002
01:41:55,479 --> 01:41:58,280
Speaker 1: were like what because William was right behind me. He

2003
01:41:58,400 --> 01:42:00,280
Speaker 1: was rubbing you up and down and stretching you. It

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Speaker 1: was very brief. Why don't you join me one Tuesday? There?

2005
01:42:03,240 --> 01:42:09,920
Speaker 1: Not after what you're describing the Brooklyn Boys podcast on

2006
01:42:10,040 --> 01:42:16,760
Speaker 1: the Heart Radio AC show, This Elvis Duran in the

2007
01:42:16,880 --> 01:42:19,160
Speaker 1: Morning show. I don't know if you've heard the story

2008
01:42:19,160 --> 01:42:21,240
Speaker 1: about Cookies for Kids Cancer. We've told this story many

2009
01:42:21,240 --> 01:42:23,559
Speaker 1: times on our show because we support Cookies for kid

2010
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Speaker 1: Kids cancer a lot. Uh the sweet sweet kid Liam,

2011
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Speaker 1: he was so into cookie He wanted to be a chef,

2012
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Speaker 1: and he was when he was going to grow up,

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Speaker 1: and unfortunately he did not have the opportunity to live

2014
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Speaker 1: long enough to live that dream. But he inspired a

2015
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Speaker 1: lot of chefs and other people in our community to like,

2016
01:42:41,680 --> 01:42:44,360
Speaker 1: let's use food, let's use baking, let's raise money for

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Speaker 1: kids cancer projects. Because you know, I think it's like

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Speaker 1: five percent of all the money that comes from the

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01:42:48,960 --> 01:42:51,439
Speaker 1: US government that goes to cancer research, only five percent

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Speaker 1: goes to pediatric cancer research. So thanks to Cookies for

2021
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Speaker 1: Kids Cancer. I remember they I think they baked ninety

2022
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Speaker 1: thousand cookies that they were like, what are we do?

2023
01:43:00,479 --> 01:43:02,439
Speaker 1: But look at all the money they've made. So we

2024
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Speaker 1: have these new Cookies for Kids Cancer shirts. One of

2025
01:43:05,880 --> 01:43:09,479
Speaker 1: our favorite New York artists, Baron von Fancy. He's fabulous.

2026
01:43:09,680 --> 01:43:12,400
Speaker 1: You see his art, you see his lettering all over town.

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Speaker 1: He did one just for us. It's a shirt logo

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01:43:15,880 --> 01:43:18,760
Speaker 1: or all sorts of merch, right, I mean you have

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Speaker 1: a T shirt, a baseball tea. Yeahkies, and it says

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Speaker 1: be a good cookie, Be a good cookie. It's so cool.

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Speaker 1: You know you want one. Go to Elvis Duran dot

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Speaker 1: com to the merch store and buy it. Just look

2033
01:43:29,720 --> 01:43:31,880
Speaker 1: at it today, go shopping all sorts of stuff in there,

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Speaker 1: and of course it all helps cookies for kids cancer.

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Speaker 1: Great to the Fried Boys. Are you ready to go?

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Speaker 1: That's my name? All right, Let's go from the mind

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Speaker 1: of Great to the Fried Boys and as usual, mind only.

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Speaker 1: All right, I like today's topic train topics. You know,

2039
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Speaker 1: we whittled them down to the few. We really love

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01:43:52,560 --> 01:43:59,360
Speaker 1: ye three, the three of them. It's okay, you can

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01:43:59,560 --> 01:44:01,960
Speaker 1: edit down. It's better to have three strong ones than

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Speaker 1: ten crappy ones. All right. The first topic, if you

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Speaker 1: have something to say about it, we want to hear

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Speaker 1: from you, and I'll give you the number to call.

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Speaker 1: The first topic is fomo. All right. So recently I

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01:44:12,439 --> 01:44:15,280
Speaker 1: was sitting around and I'm watching you and Danielle and

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Speaker 1: Gandhi on the red carpet at the iHeartRadio Music Awards,

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Speaker 1: and I gotta tell you, guys, I felt a little fomo,

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Speaker 1: like I wish I could have been there, been a

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Speaker 1: part of it, but I wasn't you know, And maybe

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01:44:24,640 --> 01:44:26,519
Speaker 1: you right now are going through a little bit of fomo.

2052
01:44:26,640 --> 01:44:29,040
Speaker 1: Maybe you're seeing some of your friends out on spring

2053
01:44:29,120 --> 01:44:31,640
Speaker 1: break right now and you're not there. So why are

2054
01:44:31,680 --> 01:44:34,240
Speaker 1: you experiencing fomo? Call us right now? Yeah? What are

2055
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Speaker 1: you missing out on? Why are you so miserable? It

2056
01:44:37,320 --> 01:44:40,240
Speaker 1: sounds like a great topic. Train topic one, eight, two,

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Speaker 1: fourteen or one hundred. Next topic, I don't care it't

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Speaker 1: your birthday. This is great. It's from her intern, Brianna.

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Speaker 1: So Brianna says that she has a girlfriend of hers

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Speaker 1: that feels like we should pay attention to her birthday

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Speaker 1: all month long. Actually keeps getting all these emails and

2062
01:44:55,120 --> 01:44:57,559
Speaker 1: where they're gonna go and what they're gonna do. Actually's like, ah,

2063
01:44:57,800 --> 01:45:00,240
Speaker 1: I don't even care at your birthday anymore. So I

2064
01:45:00,320 --> 01:45:01,960
Speaker 1: want to know. Do you have a friend that makes

2065
01:45:02,000 --> 01:45:04,479
Speaker 1: you feel like you should be thinking about their birthday

2066
01:45:04,479 --> 01:45:06,840
Speaker 1: for the entire month? Or are you one of those

2067
01:45:06,880 --> 01:45:10,120
Speaker 1: people who makes it your mission? Yeah? Maybe if that's

2068
01:45:10,160 --> 01:45:14,320
Speaker 1: you to make everyone bow down to you for your birthday. Yeah, yes,

2069
01:45:14,400 --> 01:45:16,519
Speaker 1: here you're reasoning one eight hundred two for two zero

2070
01:45:16,600 --> 01:45:20,120
Speaker 1: one hundred finally moving in the first apartment? Well, could

2071
01:45:20,120 --> 01:45:21,960
Speaker 1: you imagine you're moving in, but you don't have any

2072
01:45:22,000 --> 01:45:24,519
Speaker 1: money for furniture? So what are you doing right now? Like,

2073
01:45:24,600 --> 01:45:26,240
Speaker 1: if you don't have an end table, what do you use?

2074
01:45:26,280 --> 01:45:27,960
Speaker 1: If you don't have a couch, what are you making

2075
01:45:27,960 --> 01:45:29,599
Speaker 1: people sit on? If you don't have a bed, how

2076
01:45:29,680 --> 01:45:32,160
Speaker 1: are you sleeping? I want to know you're moving in

2077
01:45:32,400 --> 01:45:35,439
Speaker 1: but you've got nothing. What didn't you just make we'll

2078
01:45:35,479 --> 01:45:38,559
Speaker 1: just talk about that. Maybe you can't afford furniture. You're

2079
01:45:38,560 --> 01:45:40,320
Speaker 1: just too lazy. You don't entertain it your apartment. You

2080
01:45:40,360 --> 01:45:42,080
Speaker 1: just need a place to sleep and throw your crab.

2081
01:45:42,880 --> 01:45:45,240
Speaker 1: And Danielle was talking about her first apartment. What is

2082
01:45:45,280 --> 01:45:47,519
Speaker 1: that you had to you always know when you're a

2083
01:45:47,560 --> 01:45:49,479
Speaker 1: first apartment when you have what because it's like you

2084
01:45:49,520 --> 01:45:51,840
Speaker 1: have no one have furniture, So it's echo. So when

2085
01:45:51,880 --> 01:45:53,880
Speaker 1: people call you, they hear this echo, They're like, what

2086
01:45:53,960 --> 01:45:55,639
Speaker 1: the hell's going on? I'm like, I don't have any furniture.

2087
01:45:55,720 --> 01:46:00,000
Speaker 1: That's why how jankety is your apartment? One eight hundred

2088
01:46:00,160 --> 01:46:02,280
Speaker 1: two four two zero one hundred. All right, okay, we'll

2089
01:46:02,360 --> 01:46:06,320
Speaker 1: use those three great job. Uh gandha, you live alone,

2090
01:46:06,360 --> 01:46:08,080
Speaker 1: and I just get the feeling. Even though I know

2091
01:46:08,240 --> 01:46:12,360
Speaker 1: you have the money and the you have the know how,

2092
01:46:13,040 --> 01:46:14,760
Speaker 1: you could have a great apartment, but it sounds like

2093
01:46:14,840 --> 01:46:19,840
Speaker 1: you live like a true single guys existence. Well, there's

2094
01:46:19,880 --> 01:46:22,120
Speaker 1: some stuff so like I, there's a lot of stuff

2095
01:46:22,120 --> 01:46:23,960
Speaker 1: that I just don't use, so I don't have it,

2096
01:46:24,080 --> 01:46:26,720
Speaker 1: like a toaster. Um and the only reason I have

2097
01:46:26,760 --> 01:46:28,120
Speaker 1: a toaster in my apartment right now is because you

2098
01:46:28,200 --> 01:46:31,320
Speaker 1: guys gave me one. It was like a great housewarming gift.

2099
01:46:31,360 --> 01:46:33,200
Speaker 1: It's awesome. But I would just stick bread in the

2100
01:46:33,240 --> 01:46:35,479
Speaker 1: oven if I wanted to toast it, right, I have

2101
01:46:35,560 --> 01:46:37,599
Speaker 1: no problem. It took me forever to get an iron.

2102
01:46:37,800 --> 01:46:39,800
Speaker 1: I would just throw things into the dryer. I don't

2103
01:46:39,840 --> 01:46:42,760
Speaker 1: think I own an iron. Yes, well iron, that makes

2104
01:46:42,760 --> 01:46:46,439
Speaker 1: me happy. Don't you don't own an I spray that that?

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01:46:46,800 --> 01:46:49,920
Speaker 1: What is it? That spray? We spray? Then I put

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01:46:50,000 --> 01:46:53,800
Speaker 1: it in the dryer on the wrinkle setting the spray

2107
01:46:53,840 --> 01:46:56,800
Speaker 1: that on my butt? Yeah, like it's really bad. I'll

2108
01:46:56,840 --> 01:46:58,560
Speaker 1: take a really hot shower and like steam up the

2109
01:46:58,600 --> 01:47:02,040
Speaker 1: bathroom and hang the dress in there while enuy. But

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01:47:02,120 --> 01:47:04,840
Speaker 1: I remember my first apartment It had an ironing board

2111
01:47:04,880 --> 01:47:09,960
Speaker 1: and iron and a bed and there was nothing in

2112
01:47:10,000 --> 01:47:12,360
Speaker 1: the living room except for a TV on the floor.

2113
01:47:13,160 --> 01:47:14,880
Speaker 1: And I would just I would sit there at night

2114
01:47:14,960 --> 01:47:17,280
Speaker 1: and just you know, watch TV and eat dinner, then

2115
01:47:17,320 --> 01:47:19,880
Speaker 1: go to my bedroom and go to bed and iron

2116
01:47:22,120 --> 01:47:25,719
Speaker 1: iron And it's true, scary just got some real stuff

2117
01:47:25,720 --> 01:47:27,479
Speaker 1: for his apartment. You're single, so you don't have to

2118
01:47:27,520 --> 01:47:29,640
Speaker 1: have anything in there that you don't need, no need

2119
01:47:29,720 --> 01:47:31,880
Speaker 1: to bother. I had just got real utensils last year

2120
01:47:31,960 --> 01:47:35,080
Speaker 1: and real spatulus. I had been using the same stuff

2121
01:47:35,120 --> 01:47:37,360
Speaker 1: and the same glass wearing mugs since Greg t and

2122
01:47:37,439 --> 01:47:41,960
Speaker 1: I were roommates, and that was two apartments ago. Along

2123
01:47:42,000 --> 01:47:44,800
Speaker 1: with me, All people you know in first apartment say

2124
01:47:45,000 --> 01:47:49,439
Speaker 1: us lawn furniture. You know there's a fold up chair. Yeah,

2125
01:47:49,720 --> 01:47:52,880
Speaker 1: why not? You know, if you're not gonna have architectural

2126
01:47:53,040 --> 01:47:55,880
Speaker 1: Digest come over and shoot your apartment for the next issue,

2127
01:47:56,240 --> 01:47:57,880
Speaker 1: you know, Elvis, I can tell you something. When I

2128
01:47:58,040 --> 01:48:00,919
Speaker 1: moved out of my fraternity house into my first apartment,

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01:48:01,240 --> 01:48:04,120
Speaker 1: I was used to living living like in slums, Like

2130
01:48:04,320 --> 01:48:07,240
Speaker 1: you know, the fraterni house was so dirty, it was

2131
01:48:07,320 --> 01:48:09,479
Speaker 1: squallor was so gross. So I was used to like

2132
01:48:09,640 --> 01:48:12,200
Speaker 1: not having good furniture. So my first couch that I

2133
01:48:12,280 --> 01:48:15,000
Speaker 1: got from a buddy, he was missing a center cushion,

2134
01:48:15,280 --> 01:48:17,320
Speaker 1: so I had to take like, I took a pillow,

2135
01:48:17,479 --> 01:48:19,599
Speaker 1: and I put a pillow, and I put a blanket over.

2136
01:48:19,800 --> 01:48:22,759
Speaker 1: I made a cushion so people could sit on the couch.

2137
01:48:23,080 --> 01:48:27,960
Speaker 1: All right, that was good. I was used to it.

2138
01:48:29,400 --> 01:48:33,559
Speaker 1: Line one is Lauren. Hey you doing Lauren? Hi, guys,

2139
01:48:33,600 --> 01:48:35,519
Speaker 1: how are you? We're doing well? Are you doing well?

2140
01:48:36,240 --> 01:48:38,240
Speaker 1: I'm doing fantastic. Before I tell you my story, I

2141
01:48:38,320 --> 01:48:39,600
Speaker 1: gotta tell you I love you guys. You guys are

2142
01:48:39,600 --> 01:48:43,040
Speaker 1: a look, we have one. We found one. All right,

2143
01:48:43,080 --> 01:48:45,960
Speaker 1: We love you. Day a great tie's topics. You're calling

2144
01:48:46,000 --> 01:48:50,040
Speaker 1: about the birthday month? Oh is it your birthday? No,

2145
01:48:50,240 --> 01:48:53,639
Speaker 1: it's my roommate's birthday. And she tells me every day

2146
01:48:53,720 --> 01:48:55,679
Speaker 1: that it is her birthday month, which is this month.

2147
01:48:56,240 --> 01:49:00,519
Speaker 1: Her birthday was March seconds, Okay, so every day I'm

2148
01:49:00,600 --> 01:49:02,680
Speaker 1: reminded that it is her it is her birthday month.

2149
01:49:02,760 --> 01:49:03,960
Speaker 1: In fact, I had to take her out to the

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01:49:04,040 --> 01:49:09,240
Speaker 1: Olive Garden yesterday for her birthday restaurant. I gotta take

2151
01:49:09,280 --> 01:49:14,720
Speaker 1: her a garden of olives. That's what college. But Yeah,

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01:49:14,800 --> 01:49:17,120
Speaker 1: she's insane and like she's so mad at me because

2153
01:49:17,200 --> 01:49:20,160
Speaker 1: my sister was visiting for her birthday weekend and my

2154
01:49:20,280 --> 01:49:21,800
Speaker 1: sister and I didn't want to go out to some

2155
01:49:22,160 --> 01:49:26,600
Speaker 1: crappy club. So she still reminds me that I am

2156
01:49:26,640 --> 01:49:29,840
Speaker 1: a bad roommate because I didn't go up. Question why does? Okay,

2157
01:49:29,920 --> 01:49:32,960
Speaker 1: what do you think the psychology is behind someone who's

2158
01:49:32,960 --> 01:49:36,040
Speaker 1: like they have to remind you hourly it's my Birthday's

2159
01:49:36,080 --> 01:49:38,280
Speaker 1: my Birthday's my birthday. I mean they know that you

2160
01:49:38,400 --> 01:49:40,000
Speaker 1: like them, you're gonna do something for them. Ie, what

2161
01:49:40,160 --> 01:49:43,080
Speaker 1: is this? I'm not quite sure. I know for her

2162
01:49:43,160 --> 01:49:45,200
Speaker 1: and I love her dearly, but she is an attention

2163
01:49:45,280 --> 01:49:49,479
Speaker 1: hor answer right there. Thank you, Lauren, thanks for listening

2164
01:49:49,520 --> 01:49:52,760
Speaker 1: to us. Let's go talk to Janine. I think it's

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01:49:52,840 --> 01:49:57,120
Speaker 1: Janine lent for Hi. Janine, Hi, guys, what's going on her?

2166
01:49:57,760 --> 01:49:59,200
Speaker 1: Just doing a radio show? You know, another day we

2167
01:49:59,360 --> 01:50:01,920
Speaker 1: call it a Tuesday, which a great teas topics you're

2168
01:50:01,920 --> 01:50:07,760
Speaker 1: calling about, Well, I'm that person that's obsessed with my birthday. Okay,

2169
01:50:08,240 --> 01:50:10,479
Speaker 1: we needed you to call. Can you explain to us

2170
01:50:10,560 --> 01:50:13,680
Speaker 1: why you're obsessed with your birthday? Yeah? So I'm a

2171
01:50:13,800 --> 01:50:16,920
Speaker 1: leap day baby, which means my birthday Steber twenty nine.

2172
01:50:17,560 --> 01:50:19,840
Speaker 1: And I only get a birthday once every four years,

2173
01:50:20,400 --> 01:50:23,519
Speaker 1: so I think, yeah, I think birtht of all, it's

2174
01:50:23,560 --> 01:50:25,200
Speaker 1: not fair that I don't get a birthday, and then

2175
01:50:25,240 --> 01:50:27,960
Speaker 1: we celebrate the entire month because like you guys don't

2176
01:50:27,960 --> 01:50:30,000
Speaker 1: know what it's like to not have a birthday. And

2177
01:50:30,200 --> 01:50:32,960
Speaker 1: then when it is actually my birthday, we really need

2178
01:50:33,040 --> 01:50:35,559
Speaker 1: to extra celebrate because it only comes once every four years.

2179
01:50:36,280 --> 01:50:38,639
Speaker 1: That I totally get that that you must be Yeah,

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01:50:39,200 --> 01:50:41,920
Speaker 1: I agree, We agree with you on this one. You're allowed,

2181
01:50:42,160 --> 01:50:44,760
Speaker 1: you get a pass, right, yeah, okay, all right, So

2182
01:50:44,960 --> 01:50:47,400
Speaker 1: when is your next When is your next birthday? Year?

2183
01:50:48,640 --> 01:50:57,160
Speaker 1: Next year? I'll be eighty six. All right, Thank you, Janine,

2184
01:50:57,240 --> 01:50:59,920
Speaker 1: thanks for listening to us. Line twenty four is natal

2185
01:51:00,120 --> 01:51:03,840
Speaker 1: Yeah right, um, Natalia, which of great teas topics. You're

2186
01:51:03,840 --> 01:51:07,840
Speaker 1: calling about the Krabby furniture? Okay, to tell you what

2187
01:51:07,920 --> 01:51:10,760
Speaker 1: are you using in your apartment? Well, it was a

2188
01:51:10,800 --> 01:51:12,519
Speaker 1: while ago. We had to live in a house for

2189
01:51:12,680 --> 01:51:15,439
Speaker 1: like a short period of time and we didn't have

2190
01:51:15,479 --> 01:51:18,559
Speaker 1: any furniture, so we drove behind a supermarket. We took

2191
01:51:18,560 --> 01:51:21,120
Speaker 1: a couple of milk crates, a big block of wood

2192
01:51:21,200 --> 01:51:23,320
Speaker 1: and we set the block of wood on top of

2193
01:51:23,439 --> 01:51:26,880
Speaker 1: the milk crates. And you've got a table that was

2194
01:51:26,960 --> 01:51:30,840
Speaker 1: my TV stand. Ye, And that's okay. You know those

2195
01:51:30,920 --> 01:51:32,760
Speaker 1: are the those are the lean years, we call them.

2196
01:51:33,520 --> 01:51:36,000
Speaker 1: You know you got and I used to pick up

2197
01:51:36,000 --> 01:51:37,760
Speaker 1: furniture off the side of the road all the time,

2198
01:51:38,160 --> 01:51:39,760
Speaker 1: all the time and take it home and you know,

2199
01:51:39,840 --> 01:51:42,439
Speaker 1: get creative with it. Wow, you can do really good

2200
01:51:42,479 --> 01:51:44,760
Speaker 1: on both pickup days. Yeah, we're just throwing stuff out.

2201
01:51:44,800 --> 01:51:47,120
Speaker 1: I remember when I lived with my when I first

2202
01:51:47,160 --> 01:51:49,200
Speaker 1: moved in with my husband in his apartment, we went

2203
01:51:49,280 --> 01:51:51,519
Speaker 1: down the block and got this huge dresser and we

2204
01:51:51,720 --> 01:51:54,400
Speaker 1: both carried it home up the stairs. It was so

2205
01:51:54,600 --> 01:51:57,719
Speaker 1: heavy it took forever, but we kept it for years.

2206
01:51:57,840 --> 01:52:01,639
Speaker 1: We loved it because nobody worried about bed bugs. Nah. Yeah,

2207
01:52:01,800 --> 01:52:06,240
Speaker 1: if it's cloth or cushions, I'm not taking it all.

2208
01:52:06,800 --> 01:52:11,920
Speaker 1: Thanks for calling. Are you at line nine? Let's see topics? Yeah? Hi,

2209
01:52:12,000 --> 01:52:13,840
Speaker 1: are you which a great tea topics? You're calling about

2210
01:52:14,880 --> 01:52:19,160
Speaker 1: the crappy furniture? Okay, what did you use? So? I

2211
01:52:19,360 --> 01:52:22,960
Speaker 1: moved into my apartment about a year ago, and up

2212
01:52:23,040 --> 01:52:26,559
Speaker 1: until a couple of months ago, I had a flastic

2213
01:52:26,680 --> 01:52:29,960
Speaker 1: tope bin that you would put clothes in when you're moving.

2214
01:52:30,160 --> 01:52:34,960
Speaker 1: I had that as a coffee table, and then I

2215
01:52:35,080 --> 01:52:37,120
Speaker 1: wanted to make the place buck a little bit nice.

2216
01:52:37,240 --> 01:52:39,840
Speaker 1: So I wanted to have a bunch of plants in

2217
01:52:39,920 --> 01:52:42,639
Speaker 1: my house. But I didn't want the dirt on the floor,

2218
01:52:43,200 --> 01:52:45,600
Speaker 1: and I had nothing to put the plant on. So

2219
01:52:45,800 --> 01:52:51,240
Speaker 1: I put the plant on bubble wrap. Okay, you may do.

2220
01:52:51,439 --> 01:52:53,720
Speaker 1: I mean it wasn't what it was. That's it you do.

2221
01:52:55,760 --> 01:53:01,200
Speaker 1: That's all that bad. I think bubble wrap is very stylish. Okay,

2222
01:53:03,800 --> 01:53:06,800
Speaker 1: all right, thank you very much. I want to tell

2223
01:53:06,800 --> 01:53:08,920
Speaker 1: you those lean years weren't some of my favorite years.

2224
01:53:08,960 --> 01:53:11,680
Speaker 1: I don't want to go back, no, but but it

2225
01:53:11,880 --> 01:53:14,040
Speaker 1: wasn't as bad as people would think, like, oh my god,

2226
01:53:14,080 --> 01:53:18,240
Speaker 1: you live with we're using great school. No, we're having fun.

2227
01:53:18,360 --> 01:53:20,800
Speaker 1: And I think you appreciate things more too back then. Yes,

2228
01:53:21,000 --> 01:53:25,360
Speaker 1: you definitely less. Call Length thirteen is Chris. Hey, Chris,

2229
01:53:25,439 --> 01:53:27,519
Speaker 1: it's great toast topic train which of his topics you on?

2230
01:53:27,560 --> 01:53:31,080
Speaker 1: They put the blame on me, Chris. My first apartment

2231
01:53:31,560 --> 01:53:33,680
Speaker 1: this was a big one. I guess we kind of

2232
01:53:33,720 --> 01:53:36,719
Speaker 1: furniture you use. Hey, Well, first off, I love you guys,

2233
01:53:37,240 --> 01:53:40,320
Speaker 1: thank you. Um So, my first apartment, I spent all

2234
01:53:40,360 --> 01:53:42,200
Speaker 1: my money on my security deposit in my first month

2235
01:53:42,400 --> 01:53:44,439
Speaker 1: and didn't think about anything else. When I got in there,

2236
01:53:44,439 --> 01:53:48,080
Speaker 1: I had nothing. Couldn't even turn the electricity on. I

2237
01:53:48,160 --> 01:53:50,240
Speaker 1: had no electricity. And a buddy of mine had a

2238
01:53:50,280 --> 01:53:52,880
Speaker 1: toddler bed, like one of those mattresses for a toddler bed.

2239
01:53:52,920 --> 01:53:54,240
Speaker 1: So I put that in the bathtub and that's what

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01:53:54,280 --> 01:53:59,120
Speaker 1: I stopped on it for the first week. Did it work? Oh?

2241
01:53:59,200 --> 01:54:01,840
Speaker 1: It worked. I had electricity, but I at least was

2242
01:54:01,840 --> 01:54:04,240
Speaker 1: able to fall asleep. I think, you know, sleeping on

2243
01:54:04,320 --> 01:54:06,200
Speaker 1: the topper beds totally fine, as long as there's not

2244
01:54:06,240 --> 01:54:08,720
Speaker 1: a toddler in it. Okay, you know how much you

2245
01:54:08,800 --> 01:54:11,240
Speaker 1: appreciate a real mattress, now, I mean that's true. Great,

2246
01:54:11,960 --> 01:54:14,479
Speaker 1: all right, well, thank you very much, have a great day.

2247
01:54:14,640 --> 01:54:19,439
Speaker 1: Let's hear that jingle one more time. It's the topic train.

2248
01:54:19,840 --> 01:54:22,240
Speaker 1: All right, thank you Gregory. All right, guys, you only

2249
01:54:22,280 --> 01:54:24,680
Speaker 1: had three topics and it was okay, we did all right,

2250
01:54:24,800 --> 01:54:26,559
Speaker 1: you know they're really good. Now it's time for everybody

2251
01:54:26,600 --> 01:54:28,840
Speaker 1: get on off the top of train. Let's go get on. Okay,

2252
01:54:29,040 --> 01:54:42,880
Speaker 1: thank you. Right there, that's right, everyone's goods, thank you,

2253
01:54:43,000 --> 01:54:45,520
Speaker 1: thank you. It's a lot of fun. Alright, goodbye. I

2254
01:54:45,520 --> 01:54:51,240
Speaker 1: feel like I'm tripping right now. Let's just happen. I

2255
01:54:51,280 --> 01:54:56,600
Speaker 1: don't know people who talk like that. We have a

2256
01:54:56,600 --> 01:54:59,600
Speaker 1: good Tommy Trades. So wait wait, okay, wait, get get off.

2257
01:55:01,480 --> 01:55:03,680
Speaker 1: We love you, Gregory, great job. All right, let's whole

2258
01:55:03,760 --> 01:55:06,080
Speaker 1: DJ talk. Yes pretty much, and I am one. I

2259
01:55:06,120 --> 01:55:11,360
Speaker 1: don't know into the three things you need to know, Gandhi,

2260
01:55:11,400 --> 01:55:12,920
Speaker 1: what's going on? All right? We talked about this a

2261
01:55:12,960 --> 01:55:15,800
Speaker 1: little bit earlier. The National Inquirer. We are finding out

2262
01:55:15,920 --> 01:55:20,400
Speaker 1: paid Jeff Bezos's girlfriend's brother for those blackmail pictures that

2263
01:55:20,400 --> 01:55:22,640
Speaker 1: we got two hundred thousand dollars. How much would it

2264
01:55:22,680 --> 01:55:24,360
Speaker 1: take for one of you guys to betray your family.

2265
01:55:25,080 --> 01:55:26,480
Speaker 1: I can't believe it. I would never do it. I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't either, but her brother, I would do it for nothing.

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Speaker 1: I would betray my family. I thought you said you

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Speaker 1: would never do it. Okay, that's different. But yeah, her

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Speaker 1: brother's the one that turned over the racy texts and

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Speaker 1: pictures to the National Inquirer and then they ran that

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Speaker 1: eleven page story on all the scandal. Sadly, we know

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Speaker 1: this flooding in the Midwest is still really, really bad.

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01:55:46,400 --> 01:55:50,240
Speaker 1: The areas are devastated. Nebraska, Iowa, and Wisconsin all declaring

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Speaker 1: emergency declarations. They need help, so Redcross dot org if

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01:55:54,440 --> 01:55:57,480
Speaker 1: you can go donate hundreds of millions of dollars worth

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Speaker 1: of damage. Three people have lost their lives and doesn't

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01:56:00,200 --> 01:56:01,840
Speaker 1: look like it's going to be letting up anytime soon.

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01:56:02,080 --> 01:56:04,480
Speaker 1: They could get more rain and even more flooding this week,

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01:56:04,640 --> 01:56:06,600
Speaker 1: and they say, even if that doesn't happen, the water's

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01:56:06,600 --> 01:56:08,400
Speaker 1: not going to recede until at least the end of

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01:56:08,400 --> 01:56:11,360
Speaker 1: the week. It's the very least go on to whatever

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01:56:11,480 --> 01:56:13,879
Speaker 1: news site and look at the pictures, look at the devastation,

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01:56:13,920 --> 01:56:15,480
Speaker 1: and read some of the interviews of the people who

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01:56:15,520 --> 01:56:18,160
Speaker 1: are picking up and trying to move on. It's still

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01:56:18,200 --> 01:56:19,840
Speaker 1: kind of early for a lot of people. It's good

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01:56:20,000 --> 01:56:22,680
Speaker 1: at the very least know what others are going through.

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01:56:23,040 --> 01:56:25,520
Speaker 1: And then if you want to help, there's always Redcross

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01:56:25,600 --> 01:56:27,680
Speaker 1: dot org because they're in there. They're in there already,

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01:56:28,360 --> 01:56:31,880
Speaker 1: very sad. And finally a new study may have figured

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01:56:31,920 --> 01:56:34,200
Speaker 1: out who Jack the Ripper was. I know, Elvis, you

2291
01:56:34,240 --> 01:56:37,120
Speaker 1: said that ruins it four years Rod totally ruins it.

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01:56:37,200 --> 01:56:39,600
Speaker 1: I want to tour and everything just forever. You wanted

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01:56:39,640 --> 01:56:41,800
Speaker 1: it to be a mystery. Yeah, well, they're saying it

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01:56:41,840 --> 01:56:44,680
Speaker 1: was a twenty three year old barber named Eron Kazminski,

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01:56:44,920 --> 01:56:46,720
Speaker 1: and they're saying that they found it because there was

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01:56:46,720 --> 01:56:48,640
Speaker 1: a scarf at one of the scenes. They tested some

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01:56:48,760 --> 01:56:51,440
Speaker 1: DNA and they tested some of his descendants. He was

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01:56:51,520 --> 01:56:53,760
Speaker 1: one of the original suspects. And it seems like a match.

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01:56:53,920 --> 01:56:56,360
Speaker 1: I mean, Kaminski doesn't even sound like a good name

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01:56:56,440 --> 01:57:04,480
Speaker 1: for a ripper. Okay, well than what only Jack? Yeah? Jack?

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01:57:04,560 --> 01:57:08,360
Speaker 1: No less Jack? Yeah? And those are your three things,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much. A phone tap, Greg t says

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01:57:10,760 --> 01:57:13,360
Speaker 1: one of his finest phone taps coming up after this

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01:57:17,280 --> 01:57:20,440
Speaker 1: the Morning Show. My crazy work hours can make it

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01:57:20,520 --> 01:57:22,480
Speaker 1: hard to get a good night's rest. If you're like

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01:57:22,640 --> 01:57:24,800
Speaker 1: me and have looked for a sleep aid that doesn't

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01:57:24,800 --> 01:57:27,880
Speaker 1: make you groggy, you gotta try the new Zequel pure

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01:57:27,960 --> 01:57:31,480
Speaker 1: Z's melatonin gummies. They're great and they're drug free, so

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Speaker 1: you can fall asleep naturally. Elvis, Elvis durand the Elvis

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01:57:36,200 --> 01:57:39,160
Speaker 1: Durant phone tap. All right, Greg t rolled in here

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01:57:39,200 --> 01:57:42,400
Speaker 1: looking all cocky. I'm like, what's up? With you round head. Well,

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01:57:42,440 --> 01:57:44,440
Speaker 1: now I've decided it's not as funny as I thought.

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01:57:44,520 --> 01:57:47,120
Speaker 1: No one knows what we're talking about. Let me explain

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01:57:47,120 --> 01:57:49,200
Speaker 1: what's going on. Hold on. So he walks in saying,

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01:57:49,320 --> 01:57:52,800
Speaker 1: I have done the best phone tap ever. Yeah, and

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01:57:53,280 --> 01:57:55,640
Speaker 1: I mean you saw him right. He thinks, this is

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01:57:55,680 --> 01:57:58,440
Speaker 1: the best phone tap we've ever done. That wasn't me,

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01:57:58,600 --> 01:58:01,480
Speaker 1: That wasn't me, you my anter ego, that was cocky,

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01:58:01,520 --> 01:58:04,480
Speaker 1: Greg Tea, Oh yeah, so which one is this? This

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01:58:04,680 --> 01:58:08,760
Speaker 1: is like, yeah, we're subdue more realistic, Greg. Okay, Yeah,

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01:58:08,760 --> 01:58:10,880
Speaker 1: you gotta be careful. You can't oversell. That's why, you know,

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01:58:11,280 --> 01:58:13,200
Speaker 1: if a new movie comes out and people say, oh

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01:58:13,240 --> 01:58:15,040
Speaker 1: my godness, my bastard. Yeah, when he goes to the

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01:58:15,080 --> 01:58:17,440
Speaker 1: movie and it's like, okay, yeah, it's that way because

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01:58:17,640 --> 01:58:20,160
Speaker 1: you had expectations that were way too high. Yeah, but

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01:58:20,280 --> 01:58:22,800
Speaker 1: too late. You have set the bar way too high here.

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01:58:23,160 --> 01:58:25,120
Speaker 1: I think the phone tap trailer for this one was

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01:58:25,160 --> 01:58:27,640
Speaker 1: too strong. The movie's not gonna and I really, let's

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01:58:27,720 --> 01:58:29,680
Speaker 1: let's see for ourselves. Great to what's your phone tap

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Speaker 1: all about? All right? So, so Saint Patrick's stay recently passed,

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01:58:33,280 --> 01:58:36,400
Speaker 1: and so Haley and Kelly decided they're going to go

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01:58:36,440 --> 01:58:39,800
Speaker 1: out and celebrate their two sisters. Well, Kelly's a little

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01:58:39,800 --> 01:58:42,880
Speaker 1: bit more wild than Haley is, so Haley decided, Hey, Greg,

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01:58:42,960 --> 01:58:46,640
Speaker 1: t let's phone tap my sister. So I'm Eric the bartender,

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01:58:46,880 --> 01:58:50,280
Speaker 1: and Kelly skipped out on the on the bill all right?

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01:58:50,640 --> 01:58:53,440
Speaker 1: She also threw down, got crazy, maybe carrying out with

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01:58:53,480 --> 01:58:55,760
Speaker 1: her very long introduction. So I don't even remember what

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01:58:55,840 --> 01:59:01,040
Speaker 1: it's about. Let's see what happens in today's Oh tell me,

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01:59:01,120 --> 01:59:03,600
Speaker 1: what did you do after I left the ball on Saturday?

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01:59:03,920 --> 01:59:06,600
Speaker 1: What are you calling? Urssing at me? For? You remember

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01:59:06,680 --> 01:59:09,960
Speaker 1: Eric the dark haired bartender? Yeah? Yeah, well he's looking

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01:59:10,080 --> 01:59:14,920
Speaker 1: for you for what do you remember anything? I remember

2343
01:59:14,960 --> 01:59:16,880
Speaker 1: going to the barn and having fun while you left.

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01:59:17,800 --> 01:59:21,080
Speaker 1: Do you remember buying the entire bar around the kama Cozees?

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01:59:21,120 --> 01:59:24,720
Speaker 1: And are you questioning me? What are you? My mother? Now?

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01:59:24,840 --> 01:59:26,560
Speaker 1: What do you care when I did on Saturday night?

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01:59:26,720 --> 01:59:31,280
Speaker 1: Not even this? I care because you're always making an

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01:59:31,320 --> 01:59:33,720
Speaker 1: ass to yourself. You're totally embarrassing me, and I'm sick

2349
01:59:33,800 --> 01:59:36,520
Speaker 1: of it. Oh I'm stually embarrassing you. Oh I'm sorry,

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01:59:36,640 --> 01:59:38,400
Speaker 1: queen mother. I didn't know I needed your permission to

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01:59:38,440 --> 01:59:41,520
Speaker 1: bout and as fun, you stole a bottle of patrol?

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01:59:41,600 --> 01:59:44,400
Speaker 1: Who does that? I stole a bottle of patrol? I

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01:59:44,600 --> 01:59:46,240
Speaker 1: stole a bottle of patrol. You know me to be

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01:59:46,280 --> 01:59:47,800
Speaker 1: a thief my entire if I went to the bar

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01:59:47,880 --> 01:59:50,960
Speaker 1: and I stole a bottle of patrol? Really? Yeah? Well,

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01:59:51,240 --> 01:59:54,200
Speaker 1: I gave Eric your number because I want you to

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01:59:54,320 --> 01:59:57,880
Speaker 1: deal with this. Okay, now, number? Why would you still

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01:59:57,920 --> 02:00:00,240
Speaker 1: be looking out for me? I'm your sister. You know

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02:00:00,320 --> 02:00:03,960
Speaker 1: what if he's gonna call you, grow up? Okay, no

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02:00:04,200 --> 02:00:09,920
Speaker 1: need you grow up? This whatever Halley is so great? Yes,

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Speaker 1: all right, hold on, hello, I'm looking for Kelly. This

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Speaker 1: is Eric from How are you doing? I'm fine when

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02:00:21,120 --> 02:00:23,760
Speaker 1: you're coming down here to pay the bill? Hey? What bill?

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02:00:23,920 --> 02:00:26,600
Speaker 1: You're kidding me? You don't remember throwing down your credit card,

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02:00:26,760 --> 02:00:29,400
Speaker 1: climbing up on the bar, pouring all these tequila down

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Speaker 1: people's throats. Wait a minute, all the tender gave me

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Speaker 1: the bottle of tequila. And secondly, I whoever is anything

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02:00:35,080 --> 02:00:38,440
Speaker 1: about my sister kama kaze shots so called line shots?

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Speaker 1: You don't remember all that? Shoot me some dad, But

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you're doing calling me? Tilling me

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02:00:43,800 --> 02:00:45,160
Speaker 1: is up some bill. But I don't even know what

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Speaker 1: you're talking about. Shots, so cal whatever. I don't even

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02:00:47,640 --> 02:00:49,800
Speaker 1: drink that crap. I think straight up patrols. You don't

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02:00:49,840 --> 02:00:52,640
Speaker 1: remember climbing on some guy's shoulders and yelling that the

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02:00:52,760 --> 02:00:55,280
Speaker 1: drinks are on you. You know you're really starting to

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02:00:55,320 --> 02:00:57,200
Speaker 1: piss me off. I don't know what you're talking about,

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02:00:57,240 --> 02:00:59,320
Speaker 1: and I don't know why you're calling my sister, but

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02:00:59,520 --> 02:01:01,280
Speaker 1: you need to light I'll come over to your house

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02:01:01,280 --> 02:01:03,040
Speaker 1: and I'll pick up the money. How's that? Oh? Really,

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02:01:03,240 --> 02:01:04,880
Speaker 1: you got out of my house. You go over my

2381
02:01:04,960 --> 02:01:06,480
Speaker 1: house and you get your ass kicked? How about that?

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02:01:06,840 --> 02:01:08,600
Speaker 1: Your sister told me where you live. I know where

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02:01:08,640 --> 02:01:11,160
Speaker 1: you live. I'll come down there, come down here. Then

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02:01:11,240 --> 02:01:13,280
Speaker 1: come down here, big boy. Let's see what you got, says.

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02:01:13,360 --> 02:01:15,240
Speaker 1: Maybe we can solve this if you'll come on back

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Speaker 1: to the bar. You come there before the bar opens up,

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02:01:17,640 --> 02:01:19,440
Speaker 1: me and you will take a step upstairs into the

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02:01:19,760 --> 02:01:25,720
Speaker 1: manager's office. Are you stuffing? You sleeze? You reading the shot?

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02:01:25,840 --> 02:01:27,640
Speaker 1: Don't you think you're on the Josiah Shore. I'm getting

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Speaker 1: my brothers in the next time I come down there,

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02:01:29,200 --> 02:01:30,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be with Sam and you can talk to

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02:01:30,600 --> 02:01:32,560
Speaker 1: either one of them and see the mouse you got

2393
02:01:32,600 --> 02:01:34,600
Speaker 1: that you can't come down, that these bars are buying

2394
02:01:34,680 --> 02:01:36,280
Speaker 1: up all the drinks, dancing on the bar and then

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02:01:36,360 --> 02:01:39,080
Speaker 1: not pay it. Cycle, And I nothing else to say

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Speaker 1: to you. I want you to call her back because

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02:01:44,160 --> 02:01:49,440
Speaker 1: she's not gonna answer my phone anymore. Right, Okay, okay? Hello? Hello?

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Speaker 1: What are you kidding? Cycle? From the bar? My number four?

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02:01:53,040 --> 02:01:56,200
Speaker 1: How did you solve this? Did you pay so don't

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02:01:56,200 --> 02:01:59,120
Speaker 1: do the cycling? Are you? I mean? Did you work

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02:01:59,240 --> 02:02:03,120
Speaker 1: something out? Because I want something else on the scum?

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02:02:03,200 --> 02:02:05,600
Speaker 1: Then that's what I did. You know what you did?

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02:02:06,760 --> 02:02:09,960
Speaker 1: What is this? You know what you did? Kelly? Hell

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02:02:10,120 --> 02:02:12,480
Speaker 1: You've been in three way. You have been phone tapped,

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Speaker 1: Kelly Hallie, How would you do this to me? Kelly?

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Speaker 1: This is great teeth from Elvis Durand in the Morning show.

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Speaker 1: You've been phone tapped. Oh my god, I am never

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02:02:19,880 --> 02:02:23,960
Speaker 1: going out with her again. Listen, I'm going up on myself, Kelly.

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02:02:24,000 --> 02:02:26,880
Speaker 1: I want to hang out with you all right in

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02:02:26,920 --> 02:02:33,200
Speaker 1: the city. I'll let you know. Oh my goodness, I

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02:02:33,240 --> 02:02:35,280
Speaker 1: can't believe I were talking to you. Well, it's an

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Speaker 1: honor to have you here. This is Elvis Durand in

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Speaker 1: the morning show,