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Speaker 1: when we're no, you're going, let's go.

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Speaker 2: I always go live with the mics.

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Speaker 3: Damn it.

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Speaker 2: What was that? Oh?

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Speaker 3: Just my uh supplements.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I take steroids before the potty.

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Speaker 3: That's good, all right, dud.

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Speaker 2: I mean, oh, I have three stories from Charleston. Good.

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Speaker 3: I have one from Chicago.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it can be pick your own adventure, and I

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Speaker 2: tell what. You can pick the one, and it can be.

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Speaker 2: If it's a good one, then I can go to

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Speaker 2: the other ones. Or they just never get told and

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Speaker 2: they float off.

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Speaker 1: No, I think we're going to talk about all three

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Speaker 1: because they are hugely important. I want to start with

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Speaker 1: You don't even have to give me the three options

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Speaker 1: you teased me at the end of the last pod.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we were we weren't even on the pod, just

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Speaker 1: sitting in here. You're like, man, I got a really

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Speaker 1: funny one about Bjay, So that's what I want to hear.

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Speaker 1: I want to hear the BJ story, and BJ is

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Speaker 3: It's not what you're thinking, guys.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it does also sound like the other things.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how do we well, once we start the pod,

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Speaker 1: I'm even more frustrated with my vacation after learning something.

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Speaker 3: Since Monday.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you guys right now, the best part of

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Speaker 2: and when you return home and you're at your sucky

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Speaker 2: your head. Those are almost the two best parts.

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Speaker 1: It almost seems as though when you're experiencing it firsthand

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Speaker 2: But other than that, it's not that great. But those are,

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Speaker 2: in my opinion, post and pre are better than present.

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Speaker 1: You don't realize how much fun it was or the

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Speaker 3: When this happened? I remember when this happened? Makes it

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Speaker 2: Your amazing race story at the airport horrible to experience

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Speaker 1: And the worst part is some of that works for TSA.

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Speaker 1: They put on the Facebook page just so you know

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Speaker 3: The birth certificates.

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Speaker 1: You could have just driven to the airport and you

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Speaker 1: And I'm not talking at TSA. Maybe it's different airlines

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Speaker 1: No, they didn't ask for him. They never asked for

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Speaker 3: Yeah. National Airport did not ask for the birth certificates.

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Speaker 2: It has been confirmed. I hang up with myself.

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Speaker 1: All that stressed for absolutely nothing. Let's intro the show man.

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Speaker 1: This could be one of the best ones in the history.

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Speaker 2: Go ahead and bock here we go Arnold's not here,

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Speaker 2: Let's keep the vibes going. I'm considered killing him off,

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Speaker 1: No, I don't think we use Arnold as a crutch.

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Speaker 2: This is oh you did it?

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Speaker 1: From dan go Fit founder said, what's an underrated health habit.

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Speaker 1: You've added to your life, that's made it better. Arnold replied, meth.

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Speaker 3: Oh, and that was Arnold on X. We've got to

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Speaker 2: Is this splitsh splash CC Sabbathia.

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Speaker 3: No, it ain't sabbat is that?

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Speaker 2: No, he had the Yankees have food.

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Speaker 3: That's Aaron Donald.

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Speaker 2: It's I think it's that Buffalo Bill's guy that they

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Speaker 3: Us Dion Dawkins.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, damn dude. All right, do we guess star at

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Speaker 3: Now let's go all right, We're gonna.

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Speaker 2: Do a lot. Oh the one, two, three sore losers?

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Speaker 3: What up, everybody? I am lunchbox.

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Speaker 1: I know the most about sports, so I'll give you

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Speaker 2: It says that I'm from the north of an alpha male.

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Speaker 2: I live on the north side of Nashville with Basers.

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Speaker 2: She's a Broadway girl. I took her there to the

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Speaker 2: A lot of them own about one hundred acres. They

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Speaker 1: Now I want to hear about BJ, man, I want,

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Speaker 1: I want to hear about your trip to Charleston, South Carolina.

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Speaker 1: Not I don't want to hear about me running through

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Speaker 3: Ass I don't understand.

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Speaker 2: The low country. Well, there's three stories, and I gave

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Speaker 2: them all a one name title, go ahead, the homeless Man.

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Speaker 2: Actually it's a one phrase title, so thank you. There's

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Speaker 2: the homeless man. There's the BJ story, and there's the flood.

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Speaker 1: Give me another flood. Give me the BJ story for

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Speaker 2: So BJ came midweek. We had a couple of days

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Speaker 2: Billy turned it down and said he's going to his

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Speaker 2: I think he just had bigger, better deals And it

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Speaker 2: There's no way we would have all fit. That's for

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Speaker 2: But it is club music because it's at night. And

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Speaker 2: And we'd also seen the city the entire.

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Speaker 3: Day, been out.

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Speaker 2: Because there's Sullivan Island, there's Chem's Creek, there's King Street,

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Speaker 3: No, there's New Orleans. No, they haven't Charleston.

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Speaker 2: Some other quarter. It's not the French Quarter something like

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Speaker 2: we filled it, squeeze the orange as much you could.

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Speaker 2: BJ comes to town in my ass on the I'm

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I never heard Katie before.

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Speaker 2: Great, super nice dude.

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Speaker 1: She'll give the shirt off her back and some of

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Speaker 1: our listeners would probably love that.

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Speaker 2: The men, the men in the trucks, the truck drivers.

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Speaker 1: They would rip their shirt just so they could say, hey, Katie,

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Speaker 1: can I have your shirt?

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Speaker 3: Just to see her?

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Speaker 5: Do it?

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Speaker 2: Sure? So it's a vibe, dude, it is BJ, it

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Speaker 2: is me?

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Speaker 3: Is it hot? There's what's it like there?

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Speaker 2: Nashville ad ten degrees? Who did not plan on that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So anyways, we go out, it's baser Ali Katie, BJ.

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Speaker 2: We're partying. I'm on the zappers, I'm talking to everybody.

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Speaker 2: I'm like Hey, I'm gonna find you guys. Dates. Katie single.

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Speaker 1: Ready the whoa whoa, whoa whoa, that's breaking news BJ.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're off and on.

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Speaker 2: So, but BJ's interested in men. Katie's interested in men.

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Speaker 1: Oh so they're fighting over the same pool. Didn't think

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Speaker 2: So we go to Uptown, which is popular a block away.

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Speaker 2: We all walked there. Katie got us lost. She's from there,

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Speaker 1: Alcohol does that to you, man. That's why she's so cool.

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Speaker 2: Katie's awesome. I think she's gonna roll up again. She's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like it. We've hung out with her before and

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Speaker 4: Me.

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Speaker 2: I'm talking, Katie's talking at Bazer. Then Baser starts to

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Speaker 2: So we go upstairs. It's me, BJ, Katie, and Ali. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: So Katie, Katy, Hey, what do you think about this guy?

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Speaker 2: We are from Texas? Man?

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Speaker 3: Gig them cowboys.

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Speaker 2: Great dudes. I invite them all over. We're all talking. Dude.

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Speaker 2: At one point I thought we knew the whole bar uptown,

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Speaker 1: I prefer girls. Okay, well Katie's available.

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Speaker 2: So she got an uber back to her place. Baser.

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Speaker 2: I was fifteen minutes behind her. Baser said, no, let

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Speaker 2: So every time, in my defense, every time I told

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Speaker 3: Oh not cool. Lost.

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Speaker 2: It was a block from my place. I've never been

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Speaker 2: more lost in my life. Zapies do that to you mans, Zappies.

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Speaker 2: Guy takes me home. Me and Beazer go to bed. Okay,

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Speaker 2: BJ and Ali remember one fifteen timeline is important. Al

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Speaker 2: BJ and Ali walk home. They filmed a TikTok video.

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Speaker 2: It blew up, it went viral. It was Ali doing

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Speaker 2: And they filmed it on the way home. It all

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Speaker 2: Ali Colleen Katie's back at her place on Sullivan Island.

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Speaker 2: I think, so BJ and Ali come home. I hear

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Speaker 2: Well that was awesome, man, until I wake up in

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Speaker 3: BJ was supposed to be on the couch.

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Speaker 2: Correct. Ali was always in her own bedroom.

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Speaker 3: Got it.

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Speaker 2: So then I'm back in there with Baser and I go, day,

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Speaker 2: and I hear BJ. Remember I told you we met

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Speaker 2: Those are where people are hanging out with three straight cowboys,

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Speaker 2: guy in a family suit, doc or Sperry's family, man

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Speaker 2: in town married. Hear BJ's voice, and then I hear, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go ahead and call a cab. Not my voice,

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Speaker 2: what not? BJ talks. BJ is a little bit more

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Speaker 3: And Billy's not here, and.

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Speaker 2: Billy's not here, and I hear, yeah, I'm gonna go

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Speaker 2: ahead and get a cab. Mazer. I hear BJ, and

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Speaker 2: I hear my voice. There's a different dude's voice in

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Speaker 3: So I slamr dormly, Oh my gosh, NOJ.

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Speaker 1: Brought somebody home. And so he goes to the front door.

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Speaker 2: I hear this is the best representation of how I

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna head home. The door sound, and then the

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Speaker 1: So you don't sit down on the couch and wait

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Speaker 1: You don't say sit down in the living room and oh,

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Speaker 2: A little bit grossed out, ended up talking to BJ.

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Speaker 2: Me and him went for a thirty minute walk. It

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Speaker 1: It was to guy Insbury's in doctor shirt and choosing

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Speaker 2: Married guy. Oh but they didn't do anything. He just

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Speaker 4: BDA heyn on, Hey, BJ, pull this straight, dude, No, no, no,

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Speaker 4: I'm telling you.

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Speaker 1: We were fifteen minutes ahead of them. There was nobody

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Speaker 2: It was either one of the three cowboys or the

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Speaker 3: But nothing happened.

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Speaker 2: Nothing happened. He just needed a place to stay. The

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Speaker 2: a cab the next day, and that was it. BJ

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Speaker 2: said he never texted him again. BJ texted him guy

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Speaker 1: I mean it just makes perfect sense. They were gonna

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Speaker 2: Hopefully he found his family.

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Speaker 3: So, honey, how'd your business trip to Charleston go?

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Speaker 2: Anything?

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Speaker 3: Anything happened?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: I just needed a place to stay. I mean what,

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Like yeah, for whatever reason, the hotel bed was

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I was really lost and I ran into this guy.

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Speaker 1: I mean he showed me the way, so I got

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Speaker 1: with I got a BJ. You can did what No, No, no.

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Speaker 1: I met a guy named BJ and he was nice

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Speaker 1: Oh that's good, honey. I'm glad you had a good time.

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Speaker 2: We gotta take your breath.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's good, man, that's real good. I hope the

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Speaker 2: I hope the cowboys though.

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Speaker 1: I don't mind if the cowboys do. I hope the

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Speaker 1: will be right back?

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Speaker 2: We gotta go over to you, man.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So we're staying downtown Chicago.

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Speaker 1: Ray and the kids see that big old Ferris will

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Speaker 3: Here, Like, dada, dada, what is that? Can we go?

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Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, man, we can walk over there, and

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Speaker 1: we go to this little park right here. I think

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Speaker 1: we're in Lincoln Park, right by Lincoln Park. Play on

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Speaker 1: this cool playground that they have. It's huge, got a

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Speaker 4: Well.

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Speaker 1: I gotta be honest with you, it's kind of a

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Speaker 3: Maybe a little over a mile.

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Speaker 1: Man, that's a long way for these little kids to

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Speaker 1: walk after we've been hoofing it around Chicago all day

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Speaker 3: They're hungry, they're tired.

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Speaker 2: The magnificent mile.

439
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:36,960
Speaker 1: We get all the way down to Navy Peer and

440
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,000
Speaker 1: we eat at Harry Carey's restaurant right there on Navy Peer.

441
00:20:40,359 --> 00:20:41,800
Speaker 3: Look at all the memorabilia.

442
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,800
Speaker 1: They're so excited to see pictures of athletes and jerseys

443
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:48,560
Speaker 1: and baseball bats and uh whatever else they had in

444
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:49,359
Speaker 1: their gloves.

445
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,560
Speaker 3: Then they want to go on the ferris wheel.

446
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,960
Speaker 2: He's down playing the memorabilia. You go to every room,

447
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:58,480
Speaker 2: it's the most unbelievable Chicago Bulls, Cubs, White Sox stuff, you've.

448
00:20:58,359 --> 00:21:01,080
Speaker 1: Seen, Blackhawks, it's I know, it is awesome. It's incredible

449
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:04,280
Speaker 1: food whatever, it's just food. It's a bar food. It's

450
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:08,160
Speaker 1: Harry Carry's and they have a big, you know, cow

451
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,919
Speaker 1: at the front, and for some reason, my kids like

452
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:14,040
Speaker 1: sticking their face in the butt of the cow, and

453
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,000
Speaker 1: my wife's like, I don't get why the cow's there,

454
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:19,879
Speaker 1: and I'm like, because he always said holy cow. Uh oh,

455
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:22,439
Speaker 1: so that's why the cow's there. So then we go

456
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,520
Speaker 1: get on the ferris wheel and we love it. Did

457
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:27,840
Speaker 1: we get stuck with these two three random people? Dude,

458
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:31,600
Speaker 1: his chick and then the Tagalon friend. They didn't really

459
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:33,840
Speaker 1: speak to us. They didn't speak much English, so we

460
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:37,879
Speaker 1: didn't really communicate with them. And it was awesome because

461
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,560
Speaker 1: you go on that big ferris wheel and I didn't

462
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:43,000
Speaker 1: realize it goes pretty fast. And we got up there

463
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:44,879
Speaker 1: and we already hit back down. I'm like, dang, we

464
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:48,600
Speaker 1: already going back down, and we kept going. I'm like, oh, okay,

465
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:52,320
Speaker 1: you do like four rotations. So after three rotations of

466
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:55,679
Speaker 1: us looking at the downtown big skyscrapers, I looked at

467
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:58,239
Speaker 1: the other three people and my wife looked at them

468
00:21:58,240 --> 00:21:59,679
Speaker 1: and goes, do you guys want to sit over here?

469
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:03,040
Speaker 1: They're like, yes, yes, So we switched and we looked

470
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:05,200
Speaker 1: out over Lake, Michigan and they looked.

471
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:05,720
Speaker 3: Over the buildings.

472
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:06,000
Speaker 4: Oh.

473
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:09,960
Speaker 1: Wife swap and by this time it's already ten o'clock

474
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:12,760
Speaker 1: and they're gonna have or no, not nine to thirty

475
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:15,000
Speaker 1: and they're having fireworks at ten thirty. But I was like,

476
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:17,920
Speaker 1: we can't stay, it's getting too late. And we look

477
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,280
Speaker 1: up and it is one point five miles to our hotel.

478
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:22,480
Speaker 3: Oh.

479
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, we can't walk. No way,

480
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:30,480
Speaker 1: there's no way at nine thirty at night, downtown Chicago,

481
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,760
Speaker 1: we are gonna walk with a two year old, a

482
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,879
Speaker 1: four year old, and a five year old. And I'm like,

483
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,560
Speaker 1: we'll just call, We'll just get a cab.

484
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,120
Speaker 2: Where you guys had to do? Trump Tower?

485
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:41,160
Speaker 3: Uh No?

486
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:44,119
Speaker 1: But we did stay like diagonal from Trump Tower. I

487
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,879
Speaker 1: saw Trump Tower. We stayed right next to the fire

488
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:52,520
Speaker 1: station downtown. On Wacker Street, I stayed very close to their. Dude,

489
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:56,760
Speaker 1: Wacker Street. Do not get on Wacker Street. Dude, you

490
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,800
Speaker 1: get on Wacker Street, you are off like you don't

491
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:02,239
Speaker 1: know where you're going. You get stuck underground. You go

492
00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:04,480
Speaker 1: up a level, you go down a level, you are

493
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:05,560
Speaker 1: all over Whacker.

494
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,520
Speaker 2: Excuse me? Are we on Whacker Street? Yeah?

495
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:08,560
Speaker 3: Man, you want me to show you.

496
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:13,360
Speaker 1: And once you start on Whacker you can't get off Whacker.

497
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,480
Speaker 1: I mean it was just like whack this way, whack

498
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:20,199
Speaker 1: that way. I mean, it is homeless people under the ground.

499
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,680
Speaker 1: I mean, it was so weird. Could never figure out

500
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,240
Speaker 1: Whacker Street. Don't get on it. So I'm like, we're

501
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,440
Speaker 1: just getting a cab and my wife's like, no, we can't.

502
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:31,879
Speaker 1: We don't have car seats. I'm like, it's going a

503
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:33,879
Speaker 1: mile and a half. Goes no, we can't do it.

504
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:35,120
Speaker 1: It's too dangerous.

505
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,160
Speaker 2: I'd getting now the dilemma.

506
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:40,040
Speaker 3: So I'm like, well, what do we do. Oh, there's

507
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,240
Speaker 3: a little petty cab right there.

508
00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:42,520
Speaker 2: Are you thinking adoption?

509
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,840
Speaker 1: And I say okay, And I look at the petty cabin.

510
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:49,360
Speaker 1: It says twenty to thirty dollars per person. I said,

511
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:52,480
Speaker 1: I can't pay that because we have five people. He goes, oh, no, no,

512
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 1: I don't charge for kids. Perfect like, great, going a.

513
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,399
Speaker 3: Mile and a half, honey, bogo.

514
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,000
Speaker 1: So we go a mile and a half, We get

515
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:03,200
Speaker 1: pull up at the hotel, kids get off, wife gets off.

516
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:05,760
Speaker 1: They go in the hotel. The guy gets off and

517
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:09,359
Speaker 1: he pulls out his phone, pulls out the calculator.

518
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 2: Yep, it's coming through.

519
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 3: He goes, all right, that'll be ninety dollars.

520
00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:21,040
Speaker 2: That's not the twenty of part what he.

521
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:24,520
Speaker 1: Goes, yeah, yay, Yeah, like a mile and a half

522
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:31,199
Speaker 1: two people. That's ninety And I said, what happened to

523
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,680
Speaker 1: twenty to thirty dollars a person? He goes, it's twenty

524
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:35,160
Speaker 1: to thirty dollars a person per mile.

525
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:37,200
Speaker 2: You tell him to try that in a small town.

526
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:43,600
Speaker 1: I was like, what it cost me ninety dollars to

527
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 1: go a mile and a half. And all I could

528
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 1: think is the whole time we're walking along Lake Michigan,

529
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:53,199
Speaker 1: people are going by riding in these little pettycats. They

530
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,480
Speaker 1: probably been drinking, and you're thinking, Oh, we'll just go

531
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,920
Speaker 1: for a fun little ride. Little do you know it's

532
00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:01,199
Speaker 1: gonna cost you four hundred dollars because it's twenty to

533
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,440
Speaker 1: thirty dollars per person. So if you have five adults

534
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:06,120
Speaker 1: in there to go two miles.

535
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:09,000
Speaker 2: Ooh, it's dirty underbelly.

536
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,680
Speaker 1: I and you're kind of screwed. There's nothing you can do.

537
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:14,119
Speaker 1: You can't argue with it. It's not like it's a

538
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 1: better business bureau. It's not like there's a regulation. If

539
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 1: I just say, well, actually, no, I think it should

540
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:21,919
Speaker 1: be about thirty forty dollars, the dude has me you

541
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,720
Speaker 1: can run. I thought about Ray, I'm a little slow

542
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:25,359
Speaker 1: with the kids.

543
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:26,760
Speaker 3: That was the problem.

544
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 1: Wife's I'm like ninety dollars, He goes, we can do

545
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 1: credit if you want. Well, no, shit, you think I

546
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 1: got ninety dollars in cash in my pocket for you? There, Budze,

547
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:41,399
Speaker 1: I'm running, honey, let's go.

548
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,520
Speaker 3: Hit the cad, hit the button, hit the button, hit

549
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:45,640
Speaker 3: the buttons.

550
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 1: Ninety freaking dollars. We were having the time of our lives,

551
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:53,679
Speaker 1: taking pictures, sticking our head out the side of the

552
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 1: petty cab.

553
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:56,680
Speaker 3: He was all lit up with lights. The kids were

554
00:25:56,680 --> 00:26:01,199
Speaker 3: loving like whoa, whoa. It all came to a screeching

555
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:02,800
Speaker 3: hole when he told me his ninety dollars.

556
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:05,239
Speaker 2: Kids, no breakfast. We're hemorrhaging money ever since. We got

557
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:06,600
Speaker 2: to Chicago next day.

558
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,359
Speaker 3: Dadda, can we ride one of those games?

559
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:08,840
Speaker 2: No?

560
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:12,119
Speaker 3: No, dadda, Hey can we ride that?

561
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 4: No?

562
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 2: In fact, I'm gonna show you a finger. You need

563
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 2: to show them. Hey don't need to ride?

564
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:19,360
Speaker 1: Hey, dda, how come we are walking everywhere? Why don't

565
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:20,320
Speaker 1: we ride one of those things?

566
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 2: We wrote?

567
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 1: No, son, too expensive, so dada, but data they went fast? Yeah,

568
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,159
Speaker 1: they went fast. And you know when went faster is

569
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:32,159
Speaker 1: my money. That's when went faster is my money?

570
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:33,719
Speaker 2: Dude, you know what goes fast? I vacation.

571
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:37,280
Speaker 1: The money good god, Oh, I don't know who I'm

572
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 1: calling ninety freaking dollars for a mile and a half.

573
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:45,400
Speaker 1: So if you go to Chicago, never get on one

574
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:49,120
Speaker 1: of those stupid ass petticabs. They are going to poke

575
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:52,120
Speaker 1: you in the eyes, punch you in the stomach, kick

576
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:53,919
Speaker 1: you in the nuts, and take your money.

577
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:58,120
Speaker 2: Also, we're dumbasses. The reason Ali told me this Ali Colleen. Guys,

578
00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 2: look her up. The TikTok is viral actually is filmed

579
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:04,920
Speaker 2: en route to our place on Felix. It'll contribute to

580
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 2: the story Ali clean TikTok no idea if that's her

581
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:11,480
Speaker 2: name on there. But the thing with petticabs, the reason

582
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 2: they're popular in Austin is it's flat ground. Ali told

583
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:17,120
Speaker 2: me when she's tried to get him sometimes at after

584
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,160
Speaker 2: shows on Broadway, they won't take her because a lot

585
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:23,520
Speaker 2: in Nashville is hilly. They'll only take her certain directions.

586
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,160
Speaker 2: They say, oh no, no, don't you don't think we're

587
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,679
Speaker 2: going up that Broadway hill. No, oh no, no, no,

588
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 2: we're not gonna go up Second Avenue hill. So they

589
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 2: don't even go up those and if they do a

590
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,199
Speaker 2: lot of them are motorized.

591
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:37,160
Speaker 3: That yeah, it is treat cheating my guys. It wasn't motorized.

592
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:37,639
Speaker 3: I get it.

593
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 1: And he did drive us on Whacker a little bit.

594
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:42,639
Speaker 1: He came up a big you know, it was a

595
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:46,639
Speaker 1: big hill. But to charge me ninety dollars to go

596
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:48,120
Speaker 1: a mile and a half, Oh my god.

597
00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 3: But he had me.

598
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 1: He had me dead to rights because we were a

599
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 1: mile and a half from the hotel and there was

600
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:55,840
Speaker 1: no way we were walking.

601
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 3: My wife wasn't wanting to take a cab. So what

602
00:27:58,359 --> 00:27:59,159
Speaker 3: the hell are you gonna do?

603
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,119
Speaker 2: And even more confusing with whack or you're not just

604
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:05,399
Speaker 2: dumb that it's underground street as well.

605
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:08,480
Speaker 1: Yes, underground and above ground and it's the same damn road.

606
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 1: And the GPS kept saying take a leap. I'm like,

607
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 1: it's a brick wall man. Because I was underground, I

608
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,439
Speaker 1: didn't know how to get out of underground.

609
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 2: Confusing.

610
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was my last story from Chicago.

611
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 1: We'll take a break and we're gonna go to the

612
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 1: homeless man right after this.

613
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 3: Hit me with it.

614
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is just all about business and being smart.

615
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 2: It's actually a pretty quick one. I go there, and

616
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 2: I mean, let's just say the French quarter. I, for

617
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 2: the love of God, Cappy please help me. I think

618
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 2: it's called the French Did.

619
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 3: You see Cappy?

620
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 2: No, but he's there and need hit me up a

621
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 2: day after the fact. Oh, dude. Sometimes it would get

622
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 2: into DMS and stuff and behind sorry, but I go

623
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 2: there there, I'm on the street. Okay. There'd be times

624
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 2: I'm just on the street and so I'm on the

625
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 2: street and I hear what's the one they sing that?

626
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 3: Uh zee ya.

627
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 2: Beautiful? And I think I deleted the dance.

628
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:14,760
Speaker 3: Dude was singing like a champ.

629
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 1: Dude, did I delete the videos? You know we have

630
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 1: a podcast, right, my phone is always full. Yeah, okay,

631
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 1: I see yah, go ahead as the yah.

632
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 3: We got that line.

633
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 1: We got that line, man, I'm Philip blustering. And then

634
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 1: if you don't have it, you don't have Are you

635
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:39,719
Speaker 1: gonna try to retrieve it?

636
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:41,480
Speaker 2: No, I deleted it. I even tried to retrieve it.

637
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:50,959
Speaker 2: It's double deleted as these.

638
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 3: So the guys singing this.

639
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so I've had a couple okay, so the

640
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 2: girls would take a nap and I just be on

641
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 2: the street. Dude, I'm just seeing. I mean, there was

642
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:58,840
Speaker 2: a lot of college kids in the area. There's people

643
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 2: at Airbnb's. It was more of an Airbnb quarter, got it.

644
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:04,240
Speaker 2: The people that had houses were rich, just loaded, rolling

645
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 2: up in beamurs getting into their houses, and so I Azziah,

646
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's beautiful. I start recording it for the show. Dude,

647
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 2: I'm always thinking audio for the show. And then I

648
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 2: deleted it. But I recorded it okay, and he sounded beautiful,

649
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 2: and he needed money, So what is my drunk ass?

650
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 2: Do I give him twenty dollars? Oh that's all I had.

651
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 2: I didn't have anything else to give him. I give

652
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 2: him twenty dollars. You know what.

653
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:27,239
Speaker 1: I run into that problem all the time, because like

654
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 1: when we leave the National c games, there's a guy

655
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 1: and or it's two kids banging on buckets.

656
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 2: Which is good and you want to help them.

657
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 1: And I gave my kids three dollars one time, a

658
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 1: dollar each because they saw people. And now every time

659
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 1: we leave the game, Data act we give him some money.

660
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I got to ten, right, But Data,

661
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 1: he's doing a good job, isn't he. I'm like, mother,

662
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 1: So kids don't understand that you don't have to give

663
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 1: him money every freaking time, but we do, but they do,

664
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:55,760
Speaker 1: they want it.

665
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 2: And so then I'm out the next day and I

666
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 2: hear Aziah Blue.

667
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 3: Oh God, you give him another twenty. Not me.

668
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 2: I'm smart, even though I had a couple of drinks,

669
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 2: I'm still money conscious. But I've seen him going out

670
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 2: to other people. Aziehs is blue. He's on a bike, singing,

671
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 2: goes and hits up. Another college kid gives him whatever

672
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:16,920
Speaker 2: a one to five, and then there's airbnbers, so everybody's

673
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 2: on vacation generous with their money. Azee Yah's blue the street.

674
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 2: I mean there's it's an L, so it's boom, he's

675
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 2: hitting them. He's coming up r L on Felix. You

676
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 2: can look it up online as a blue. And so

677
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 2: I'm pissed, Dude, I gave the guy twenty. It's kind

678
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 2: of I mean, I've already been hemorrhagy money now for

679
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 2: about three days, and then I get rid of the

680
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 2: twenty that I had. So that was that. Every damn

681
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 2: day I see the guy dazy yas a blue. Second

682
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 2: to last day that I'm there, we had the most

683
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 2: rundown gas station dude, I don't even know how the

684
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 2: thing hasn't been closed by the Better Business Bureau. Me

685
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 2: and BJ had gone into it at times. This time

686
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 2: I'm solo and I go into it. I gotta get drinks.

687
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 2: Everybody's dying the thirst in the morning. We got nothing,

688
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:01,720
Speaker 2: you know, from the drink the night before.

689
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 3: And you see the business man the family man.

690
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 2: No, but that would have been a hell of a twist.

691
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I thought that's where we're going.

692
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 2: This is decently good. And I'm in this store. It

693
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 2: is tight. There's two rows and I mean you ain't moving, okay.

694
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, shoulders, shoulders, shoulder to shoulder.

695
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 2: And I'm getting the drinks loading them up. Service is terrible.

696
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 2: There's one worker shocking, and I see a guy guy

697
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 2: coming out of the back. Excuse me, Oh yeah, yeah,

698
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 2: excuse me loading up the drinks. I'm grabbing a couple.

699
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 2: He's loading them back. Thanks man, thank oh perfect, Yes,

700
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 2: that's what I was looking for. One of those ice drinks.

701
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Absolutely man, grab another one, dude,

702
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 2: you have any PEPSI absolutely man, Thank you, so dude.

703
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,959
Speaker 2: My hands are full. I'm walking, get walking to the front,

704
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:56,480
Speaker 2: fuck you to the front. But I'm already obviously hungover.

705
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 2: This ship that only happens to you when you're hungover.

706
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 2: So I'm walking to the front of the store to pay,

707
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 2: I hear a see as blue. No. I look back.

708
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 1: It's the same guy that was panhandling also stock shelves

709
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 1: at the gas station, so he's not even homeway.

710
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 2: And I looked at him and I was like, you

711
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 2: son of a.

712
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 1: He got me for the twenty and he moonlights stocking shelves,

713
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 1: So I don't know if they just help out the

714
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 1: homeless and allow him to stock shelves and pay him

715
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 1: on the side. That means he goes out there, sings

716
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 1: that song because he knows he's really good at that song,

717
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 1: gets a lot of money, and then goes to work

718
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,960
Speaker 1: at the gas station to supplement his own income.

719
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 2: We had a smile with each other because he knew

720
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 2: that I gave him that shiny twenty and I said,

721
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 2: you son of a bitch, A businessman to another businessman

722
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 2: to shave my friend well, not see eyes. I was

723
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 2: on to him. Day Five's eyes Blue Only in Charleston, folks.

724
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 3: That was a great story.

725
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:20,800
Speaker 2: It wasn't a twist.

726
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:24,319
Speaker 1: We needed Ray needed the spurs guy with I thought

727
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 1: he was gonna be in there begging for money, but hey,

728
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 1: can you buy me a PEPSI?

729
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,800
Speaker 3: No, he's stuck in the shelves at the gas station.

730
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 2: The better twist would have been Sperry's and doctors dude

731
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:34,360
Speaker 2: with his wife.

732
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my god.

733
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 2: Hey man, I know you from somewhere.

734
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 3: Hey you do you know my friend BJ? I think?

735
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,360
Speaker 3: How do I know you have that? You have a

736
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:51,879
Speaker 3: face that I recognized, Like.

737
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:58,279
Speaker 2: I were you went uptown the other night? Oh you were?

738
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 3: Oh no you.

739
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:02,799
Speaker 1: Huh?

740
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 3: Hey you may.

741
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,799
Speaker 2: Have maybe you saw him in an Uber. He got

742
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:12,920
Speaker 2: an Uber randomly the other night with another guy.

743
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 3: Complete accident.

744
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 1: He was so drunk he didn't really He did Uber share,

745
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:17,880
Speaker 1: you know, carpool.

746
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 2: He did more than Uber share, wifey.

747
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 3: He also did the bench share. We taking another break.

748
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:30,919
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we'll take.

749
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:32,720
Speaker 3: A break because you got one more story right away.

750
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 3: What's your last story?

751
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:34,920
Speaker 2: The flood?

752
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:39,840
Speaker 3: We'll be right back. Hey, that's not good. Hey, Houston,

753
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,200
Speaker 3: I hope you guys are okay. I know Aaron Merrick

754
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:42,800
Speaker 3: is okay.

755
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 1: He hit me on Facebook and said he's coming to

756
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 1: Nashville for his wedding anniversary. And he said do you

757
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 1: want to meet for a beer. I said, no, man,

758
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:51,279
Speaker 1: you may kill me with how much Texas hate I

759
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:51,840
Speaker 1: give you.

760
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 3: But we'll be right back.

761
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,879
Speaker 1: He survived the Texas storms, and I hope by other

762
00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:01,799
Speaker 1: people did too. Right back the flood. How do you

763
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:05,920
Speaker 1: guys always flood? You flooded the last time when Billy

764
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:06,279
Speaker 1: was here.

765
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 2: That's right, dude, That's why I need a co host. Man.

766
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 2: Hell of a connection. We get there and we read

767
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 2: the guest book a couple drinks one night. It was

768
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,399
Speaker 2: a lot of downtimes that we're playing Domino's Chicken Leg,

769
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 2: watching Wimbledon Round one. Now we're into the semis.

770
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:23,919
Speaker 3: Hey, I mean, joker gotta walk over.

771
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:25,719
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know what happened to the other guy

772
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 1: hurt as hip man, But anyways, we're reading the guestbook

773
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 1: and it says stuff, Oh, love the Airbnb.

774
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,839
Speaker 2: It was so funnier. We had a great time. Love

775
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 2: the Airbnb. A lot of rain. Weren't able to use

776
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:40,879
Speaker 2: first Avenue. Huh, love the Airbnb.

777
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 1: Man careful when it rains another comment, Love the Airbnb.

778
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:48,399
Speaker 2: It was nuts, except for you can't go on first

779
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 2: Avenue if it rains. Oh, it's weird. Love the Airbnb.

780
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 2: It was beautiful, gorgeous, gorgeous, really nice back patio, perfect

781
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,360
Speaker 2: for the fall weather. But that storm that came in

782
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 2: really caught us by surprise. We were stuck in side.

783
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 2: That's funny, that's so so weird. And then we got

784
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 2: all drunk and we right in there. We're like, we're

785
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:10,319
Speaker 2: fucking celebrities, dude. We wrote a bunch of drunks. It

786
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 2: was like the most beautiful guest book and then we

787
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 2: just demolished it with our We like all signed it,

788
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 2: though Ali's signature might be worth something sometime, and so

789
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:23,239
Speaker 2: then we're uh f wour a weight. We're on King

790
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 2: Street and we're drinking it uptown. Uptown ended up being

791
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 2: one of the favorites. That was one of your spots

792
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 2: drink deals, and they're you're.

793
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 3: Like, McKitty, you go to the same bar over and

794
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 3: over again.

795
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:34,719
Speaker 2: They're a decent amount of time because it was a

796
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 2: block from the place, and they would play Ali's song

797
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 2: that she's releasing in two weeks over the speakers, and

798
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 2: so we would see if people were vie vibe into it.

799
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 2: And so we leave uptown. We get into the weed store,

800
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 2: but we didn't buy weed.

801
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:51,399
Speaker 1: A weed legal there or one of the other ones.

802
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:55,240
Speaker 2: Non THHC got it. But they also have Kate Agent

803
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:58,400
Speaker 2: Asian candies, so you don't even have to get the THHC.

804
00:37:58,880 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 3: Got it.

805
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:02,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's non they're just normal candies from Asia. But

806
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:03,480
Speaker 2: you can only get him at the weed store.

807
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 3: I've never been Charleston. Sounds like a heck of a place. Man, crazy.

808
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 2: So we're in the weed store, all right. Girls are

809
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 2: running in from the water. Dude, there's girls in bikini tops, so,

810
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, it's raining. We get in there there

811
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 2: Ali gets some Asian candies sucking them down. I'm like,

812
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:18,879
Speaker 2: are you guys getting high? And they said, no, there's

813
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 2: no whatever it's called in it. I don't know. That's

814
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 2: what confused me.

815
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 3: Please explain it to me.

816
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 2: So we're trapped in the store an hour. Dude, the

817
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:29,959
Speaker 2: biggest derentio comes through people floating by on the water

818
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 2: in front of the King Street no less, and so

819
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:34,399
Speaker 2: we finally stops and then we're able to leave. We're

820
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,719
Speaker 2: stuck in there in the store forever. And I go

821
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 2: up to the one dude we'd spent money with and

822
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 2: I go, hey, man, I've got to go I've had

823
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 2: to go for an hour. Can you please use your restroom?

824
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:43,759
Speaker 2: And he looks at me dead in the eye and

825
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 2: he goes, no, man, we don't have one here. So

826
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,839
Speaker 2: you're an employee and for a nine hours you guys

827
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 2: are on one restroom.

828
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:51,719
Speaker 1: Okay, so you shut down the store when you got

829
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: to goee, you lock the doors and go next door.

830
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 2: I thought we were on a pretty common ground where

831
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 2: we're all cool. That's all good man, I'll just piss myself.

832
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,319
Speaker 2: I'm waiting. So it finally clears up. We go home.

833
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,560
Speaker 2: We're going home. We get an Uber because it's a

834
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:04,399
Speaker 2: decent amount of little jog, So we get into Uber

835
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:06,359
Speaker 2: and we're all just in the bag, just kind of

836
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 2: We hadn't been drinking in hours because the weed shop

837
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 2: had no alcohol, so we're just kind of like sobering up.

838
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 2: And then we get to second avenue and they dry

839
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 2: and none of us even saw it.

840
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:22,879
Speaker 1: And the driver goes, oh no, oh oh.

841
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:26,319
Speaker 2: Shit, oh you me, and we all look up. Dude

842
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:29,800
Speaker 2: thought he got in a car accident. The entire first

843
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 2: avenue flooded. Our apartment house was underwater, and we go

844
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 2: I get now why. The guest book said it sucks

845
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,719
Speaker 2: when it rains, and so the driver goes, I can't

846
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:47,839
Speaker 2: go any farther. I cannot go any farther, So dude

847
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 2: drops us two blocks up.

848
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 3: So now you need a canoe to get to the plane.

849
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,360
Speaker 2: We're able to go on the sidewalk far enough and

850
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,479
Speaker 2: then get into our house. And at our front door

851
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 2: is a barricade because the bloods get up so high

852
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:03,319
Speaker 2: on the door that you need this little thing that

853
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,480
Speaker 2: you stick in front where it's there's like an Allen

854
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:07,319
Speaker 2: wrench and a Jimmy wrench, and you stick it in

855
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 2: there and you suck it off and you keep turning

856
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 2: it and jacking it. So we had this thing on

857
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 2: our door so our house wouldn't flood. And so we're

858
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:17,359
Speaker 2: all laughing, like man reading that guest book. They should

859
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,799
Speaker 2: have said, hey, guys, if you're reading this, the entire

860
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 2: fucking first floor floods, not first avenue.

861
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:26,839
Speaker 1: I think you guys said it wrong, dude, So then

862
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:29,239
Speaker 1: the whole time, sorry, go ahead, So then the whole

863
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:30,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, we get inside safely.

864
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:32,759
Speaker 2: I believe the girls took their shoes off. I was

865
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 2: fine with mine on my.

866
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 1: Own care gonna say shirts, damn No, yeah, the girls

867
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 1: getting naked.

868
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 2: IM.

869
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 3: I was like, all right, cool, all right.

870
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 2: So dude, I sit there, I grab a beer. I'm

871
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:43,799
Speaker 2: sitting on the barricade, just watching people. I mean it's like,

872
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,960
Speaker 2: guy orders pizza, pizza, Gar won't go any farther. Guy

873
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:49,840
Speaker 2: in the pizza. He's wading through water to get his pizza.

874
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 2: Guy and girl come home from work. The chick is

875
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 2: like in her nice dress thing.

876
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:55,759
Speaker 1: She's like, fuck it, I don't know what else to do,

877
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,800
Speaker 1: So she's walking across the in the water.

878
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 2: The dude decides to scale his whole first floor of

879
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,360
Speaker 2: his house. Could have fallen and broken his back to

880
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:04,320
Speaker 2: get into the house. I'm like, buddy, there was probably

881
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 2: a better route, dude, So nobody's able to go in.

882
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:09,919
Speaker 2: The cars are stopping. People are like what the I mean,

883
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 2: what the how did this flood? What the dude? Apparently,

884
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:17,279
Speaker 2: anytime it rains where we were Charleston, half of it

885
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:21,319
Speaker 2: is under seawater level, so it floods. So if if

886
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,480
Speaker 2: there's a rainstorm, you're a foot underwater.

887
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 3: Why don't they fix that?

888
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, so your boy, I mean, I am

889
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 2: just sitting drinking, wimbled and playing and it's just one

890
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:36,919
Speaker 2: after another. Pizza guy, a couple coming home from work.

891
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 2: You got dude, people abandoning their car. There was three

892
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 2: cars in the middle of the road. I took pictures.

893
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:44,359
Speaker 2: We can put them all up. It was nuts. I've

894
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 2: never actually been part of a flood, hurricane Katrina style,

895
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 2: and it happened in a flash one one hour. It

896
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:51,319
Speaker 2: was flooded out.

897
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 3: That's unbelievable.

898
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 2: But then it really did.

899
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 1: You go to the guests and be like, hey, people

900
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 1: weren't lying about that first avenue.

901
00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, guys, when you said first avenue, you can also

902
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 2: say first avenue slash flooded.

903
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:08,480
Speaker 6: There not one person in the guest book used the terminology.

904
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 6: Can hurricane flood like paunch, a train breach, and then

905
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:18,880
Speaker 6: like the mosquitoes.

906
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:20,759
Speaker 3: How long does it take to get ford to go down?

907
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 2: Oh, we're flooded for about three four hours. Girls were

908
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:27,319
Speaker 2: just inside. You can't go out, just flooded. The girls

909
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 2: are napping. I'm like, ladies, it's getting a little higher one.

910
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 1: Guys, get to a higher level, get upstairs, get on

911
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:34,839
Speaker 1: the roof.

912
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 2: It would never go to where it actually came in

913
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:40,239
Speaker 2: our house, but it was definitely up the steps that

914
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:41,399
Speaker 2: took video of it all.

915
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:41,879
Speaker 3: That's wild.

916
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,359
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I mean, I mean it was no. No,

917
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 2: I have those videos. I can post them all.

918
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:47,959
Speaker 3: So you deleted, You didn't delete.

919
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 2: The flood, you didn't delete, deleted. There's an eyes of

920
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:53,799
Speaker 2: blue color.

921
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 3: One that sounds like a good vacation.

922
00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 6: Yeah.

923
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it, dude, that's it.

924
00:42:59,480 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 6: Man.

925
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:03,960
Speaker 2: Choose your own adventure. The homeless, the Bjay or the flood.

926
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 2: You got them all.

927
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:09,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I did something right. The other day. I

928
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 3: logged on.

929
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,759
Speaker 1: Ray said the Nigani All Stars are playing in the

930
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:18,520
Speaker 1: state championship. He put the link on the Facebook page,

931
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,799
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you know what, Boomer, I'm gonna show

932
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 1: you some support.

933
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 3: I'm sitting here on the couch.

934
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 1: Let me go ahead and tune into the Nigani All

935
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,400
Speaker 1: Stars versus whoever the hell they were playing. And I

936
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 1: turn it on and they both have white jerseys on

937
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 1: y and the camera only shows their back, so you

938
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:38,319
Speaker 1: have no idea what team is what.

939
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:40,839
Speaker 2: And if the ball gets hit to the outfield, no

940
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 2: clue if he gets caught or not.

941
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:44,440
Speaker 1: And what I learned is I just got to sit

942
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:47,799
Speaker 1: there and wait and hope someone says something about who

943
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:52,040
Speaker 1: they are. Eventually, one of the coaches walked up to

944
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:54,840
Speaker 1: the fence and he had Northern All Stars on his

945
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 1: shirt and I was like, Okay, that is not the

946
00:43:57,239 --> 00:43:58,239
Speaker 1: team I want to win.

947
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:02,399
Speaker 3: And I watched Nigani. They were tied two to two

948
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 3: and then fielding.

949
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:07,640
Speaker 1: Errors one by the third basement and one by the

950
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 1: second basement. I believe they give up two runs. It's

951
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 1: four to two, and I'm like, oh no, that is

952
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:13,840
Speaker 1: not good for Nigani.

953
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 3: Not good.

954
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:17,960
Speaker 1: But I will say that when they came to hit,

955
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:21,239
Speaker 1: they had a great They got great advice from the

956
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 1: guy sitting right next to the damn camera. Right next

957
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 1: to the damn camera. The guy would say the same

958
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:30,840
Speaker 1: thing every freaking pitch.

959
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:35,360
Speaker 2: And that guy was your dad.

960
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 3: No freaking way.

961
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 1: I was like this, dude, Hey, this is what he says.

962
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:46,399
Speaker 1: Don't give an inch, keep your head down, step right

963
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:53,240
Speaker 1: towards the pitcher, get a line drive base hit. Every pitch.

964
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: He would say it to every hitter, every pitch. All right, now, Bill,

965
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,239
Speaker 1: keep your head down, don't give an inch. Up there,

966
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:08,360
Speaker 1: step right towards that picture, line drive base hit. I

967
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 1: mean he must have said it five hundred times. When

968
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:14,839
Speaker 1: I was watching hey man muscle every he I loved

969
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 1: it though, we have my whole family.

970
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 2: There was twenty one.

971
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:21,439
Speaker 1: And then I hear muff yelling at one point, come on, now,

972
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 1: get him out right here.

973
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 3: We get out right here. We're getting out in right here.

974
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:30,240
Speaker 1: Plays at one play or first or second, verst or second,

975
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 1: because it was first and third. Then the runner steal second.

976
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 1: She's like, all right, gotta get him at first, gotta

977
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 1: him at first. We get him out right here in

978
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 1: the gody. We get him right here in the godi.

979
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, right, And it was four to a.

980
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,879
Speaker 1: Boomer came up to bat at one point struck out.

981
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:47,800
Speaker 1: He kind of hit the bat end of the dirt

982
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:52,360
Speaker 1: out of frustration. Totally understand. And then I had to

983
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 1: leave and next thing I know, it was like ten

984
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:54,879
Speaker 1: to three.

985
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, wheels fell off. Yeah. It was actually more of

986
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 2: an important game than I even realized myself. I mean,

987
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 2: it was the state championship. They got freaking rings for

988
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:04,400
Speaker 2: being finalists.

989
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw the ring.

990
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:09,239
Speaker 1: But it was funny to log in not be able

991
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:12,880
Speaker 1: to tell what team was what, and the wind was howling,

992
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:16,800
Speaker 1: I mean, the dust was just blowing up there. Sometimes

993
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:19,240
Speaker 1: the umpire would step out because he wanted he wanted

994
00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 1: the fielder to be able to see because second base

995
00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 1: was covered in dust. But I mean, your dad behind

996
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 1: the camera, all right, keep your head down, step straight

997
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 1: towards that picture. Don't give an inch line drive base hit.

998
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:35,720
Speaker 2: Did the game before they were going nuts. The audio

999
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 2: was hilarious because my dad was giving play by play.

1000
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:40,640
Speaker 2: The play by play nobody asked for. My dad was

1001
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:42,920
Speaker 2: giving it, but it actually was adding color because you

1002
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:45,239
Speaker 2: couldn't see more than the infield, right, So he was

1003
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:48,799
Speaker 2: actually telling a lot. But I was I gonna say, oh,

1004
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,440
Speaker 2: there was a rain to they have thirty minutes then

1005
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 2: they came back. Would gave me time to run errands.

1006
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:54,719
Speaker 2: But sadly they came up short. But thank you for

1007
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:58,239
Speaker 2: the support. They had over hundreds of hundred views in

1008
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:01,120
Speaker 2: the town. I believe there's two hundred people in it.

1009
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:03,720
Speaker 2: So that the fact that there were that many people watching,

1010
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 2: that is the sore losers nation. Thank you. Yeah, we

1011
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 2: take a knee, Thank you guys. Arnold get off your knee. Sorry,

1012
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:15,799
Speaker 2: all right?

1013
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:16,319
Speaker 3: Is that it?

1014
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1015
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 3: You're ready to go?

1016
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1017
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:21,440
Speaker 1: I mean I was gonna talk about Kawhi, but he

1018
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 1: ain't playing anymore. I don't understand that guy. Do you

1019
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:28,240
Speaker 1: think other people hate him? Do you think other players

1020
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:29,760
Speaker 1: in the NBA hate Kawhi Leonard?

1021
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 2: Well, you got your championship out of him.

1022
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 1: I got a championship out of him. Toronto got a

1023
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:36,920
Speaker 1: championship out of him. I thought he could have been

1024
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 1: one of the greater players of all time. And I

1025
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:43,359
Speaker 1: don't know what is wrong with that dude.

1026
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 2: You're talking about the comments when he says, what.

1027
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:49,840
Speaker 4: Did he say?

1028
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got I'm here, I'm having a good time.

1029
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:58,479
Speaker 1: I just don't understand him. Like he goes to training camp,

1030
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 1: he's all excited, he's working out, saying, and then he

1031
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 1: just stops quits. He never plays a lot of games.

1032
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:07,800
Speaker 1: I don't know what he is a mental head case.

1033
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 1: As bad as it ended with the Spurs, I am

1034
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,759
Speaker 1: so glad we didn't keep that dude because he is

1035
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:16,360
Speaker 1: all over the map. I don't understand. I don't understand

1036
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:17,880
Speaker 1: how he just quit Team USA like that.

1037
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 2: It's our country, ray No.

1038
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 1: I just don't get it, Like do other players be like, man, dude,

1039
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:24,719
Speaker 1: you've been practice with us for like a week, Like

1040
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:25,359
Speaker 1: what the hell you doing?

1041
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:25,920
Speaker 3: Just quitting?

1042
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,720
Speaker 1: Like f you, who's gonna take his place? Bronni probably,

1043
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 1: but he earned that spot, man. His father said he

1044
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 1: earned that spot.

1045
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:38,440
Speaker 2: Father says he doesn't can care quote unquote Bronnie's Bronnie's

1046
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:42,880
Speaker 2: dad said, Bronnie doesn't know. Bronnie's dad doesn't give up.

1047
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 2: Quote other people think.

1048
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:46,799
Speaker 1: No, and I mean he you know how hard it

1049
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 1: is for him one year ago to come back from

1050
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:51,319
Speaker 1: heart surgery.

1051
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:52,360
Speaker 3: And to be in the NBA.

1052
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 1: That tells you he's good man, that that takes a

1053
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:58,839
Speaker 1: lot of hard work. Well no, no, no, he didn't

1054
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:00,759
Speaker 1: have to. He didn't have to do anything. He got

1055
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:02,840
Speaker 1: your dad got him drafted. He the only reason he

1056
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:04,879
Speaker 1: was drafted because of you, Lebron. The only reason he's

1057
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 1: in the NBA, Lebron, is because he's your son. So

1058
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:10,040
Speaker 1: don't act like, oh yeah, yes, he worked hard to

1059
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 1: be a pretty good basketball player. But the only reason

1060
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:15,880
Speaker 1: he's in the NBA is because of you.

1061
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:18,479
Speaker 2: You just stated what everybody knows. The cool things about

1062
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 2: Lebron are when they post where Lebron was at John

1063
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 2: Cena's WCW video and him on his flip phone in

1064
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 2: high school. And now John Cena retired and Lebron's still

1065
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:27,440
Speaker 2: playing basketball.

1066
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 3: That's cool.

1067
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 2: That was a cool picture.

1068
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 3: Didn't see that one?

1069
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:32,320
Speaker 2: That stuff makes me like John Lebron.

1070
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:36,359
Speaker 1: I don't hate Lebron, but the guy you like even

1071
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:40,280
Speaker 1: better than Kawhi. He's on the TV ladies and gentlemen

1072
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:42,319
Speaker 1: other than Chris Paul.

1073
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 3: Let me tell you your new.

1074
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 1: Victory capital, san Antonio, spur Bud. Hey, you want to

1075
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:50,440
Speaker 1: hear from Chris Paul? Did you want to hear from

1076
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:53,400
Speaker 1: Chris Ball? This is what he posts on the Spurts Instagram.

1077
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,879
Speaker 1: I don't even know the Spurs Instagram or his Hey,

1078
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:56,319
Speaker 1: what's up?

1079
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:57,040
Speaker 3: Spurs fan?

1080
00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:59,359
Speaker 1: Just want you guys to know how excited I am

1081
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 1: to get to say it Antonio.

1082
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 3: I would have never thought of a million years that

1083
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:04,719
Speaker 3: I get an opportunity to play for Pop. But I'm

1084
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:08,720
Speaker 3: so excited, excited about this young and talented team. Cannot

1085
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:10,439
Speaker 3: wait to get there and get to work and see

1086
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 3: what we got a chance to do. All right, I

1087
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:15,960
Speaker 3: hope you guys will go Spurs Peace wrong.

1088
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Peace, I don't want I hate him,

1089
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 1: I hate him. Him and Kawhi should be together. Kawhi,

1090
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:25,319
Speaker 1: I'll quit, Paul get hurt. It'll be the perfect thing,

1091
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 1: and the Clippers are gonna suck. Man, they're dead.

1092
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:29,680
Speaker 2: Well are the Spurs to be good this year? Or

1093
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:30,319
Speaker 2: is it? No?

1094
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:35,280
Speaker 3: Look next year? This year, next year? All right? Yeah, Kawhi,

1095
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:36,840
Speaker 3: you are a weird dude. I don't know what is

1096
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:37,319
Speaker 3: wrong with you.

1097
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 1: You are a weird dude. So I used to defend you.

1098
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 1: Now you're as an idiot.

1099
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 3: So all right, he is Chris Paul. He don't have

1100
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:47,959
Speaker 3: a ring. Huh. He said he'd rather play than chase

1101
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:48,319
Speaker 3: a ring.

1102
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 2: Yeah. Our local affiliate kJ ninety seven said, uh, go yourself, lunchbox,

1103
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:55,399
Speaker 2: stop talking about our guy like that.

1104
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:56,719
Speaker 3: You're right, I.

1105
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:59,720
Speaker 2: Tag him every day in Twitter. We're ripping their city.

1106
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 3: No, not just ripping Chris Paul met all right, I

1107
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:04,480
Speaker 3: gotta go, man, I'm hungry.

1108
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:07,640
Speaker 2: I like to put it on X. I'm like, you

1109
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,640
Speaker 2: guys are gonna love this clip. It's at the end.

1110
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 1: Man, I can hate that guy like they're so excited

1111
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 1: he's there.

1112
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:19,920
Speaker 2: Heard line news he only took a week off of vacation.

1113
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:22,920
Speaker 2: Where were you a herd Charleston or Chicago?

1114
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:28,839
Speaker 3: No, I'm not gonna make that joke.

1115
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:31,440
Speaker 2: No, you know where he was freaking at Italy. They

1116
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 2: all go to Lofy Coast.

1117
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:33,439
Speaker 3: Oh he goes there.

1118
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 2: They all the rich do bro.

1119
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:39,120
Speaker 5: You know, so not everybody goes two hours from where

1120
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:41,920
Speaker 5: you live. I'm like, wait, man, you win two hours north.

1121
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 5: I went two hours east. We could have drove there

1122
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:46,800
Speaker 5: in about six hours.

1123
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we we really do get out there

1124
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:51,440
Speaker 1: and explore, don't we. Hey, hey, let's go to the

1125
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:53,279
Speaker 1: city that I've gone to plenty of times as a

1126
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 1: kid growing up, and I've gone a few times as

1127
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:58,400
Speaker 1: an adult. Let's take it an adventurous vacation to Chicago,

1128
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:00,640
Speaker 1: where you've gone millions of time.

1129
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:03,719
Speaker 2: Our flight was forty five minutes. Dude. They didn't even

1130
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:06,720
Speaker 2: serve as drinks. It was so quick. This is your captain.

1131
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,759
Speaker 2: Just because it's a forty five minute flight, we are

1132
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 2: not gonna do the drink cart. I repeat, sorry, touchdown,

1133
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:14,560
Speaker 2: land up, gear out. It's too quick. We're not gonna

1134
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:17,279
Speaker 2: do the drink cart. Five minutes later. Yeah, I'm sorry.

1135
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:18,839
Speaker 2: If you guys get your credit cards out, we are

1136
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:20,600
Speaker 2: not gonna do the drink cart. Okay, buddy, I was

1137
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:22,759
Speaker 2: still trying to take a nap. Man. I'm not an alcoholic.

1138
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 2: I'm not like scratching myself, even though I did kind

1139
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:26,719
Speaker 2: of want a vod casta.

1140
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 1: Oh my kids, Oh Dad, dat, I'm gonna they would

1141
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:31,279
Speaker 1: get the menu. I'm gonna order this, I'm gonna order that.

1142
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:33,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna order apple juice. Let me check the price,

1143
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 1: all right, yeah, apple juice free, and they come over there,

1144
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:37,040
Speaker 1: gonna come.

1145
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 2: Uh yeah.

1146
00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:40,960
Speaker 1: There's only a fifty five minute flight, and there's some

1147
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:42,960
Speaker 1: turbulence in the last ten minutes of the flight, so

1148
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:45,719
Speaker 1: that would only give us forty five minutes to serve

1149
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 1: beveragues today, and that's not enough time to serve the

1150
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 1: whole cabin. So we are not gonna have in flight

1151
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 1: service today. Just so you know, Dad, what did he say?

1152
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:55,279
Speaker 2: Are they out of apple?

1153
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 3: Yea, yeah, Dad?

1154
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:57,520
Speaker 1: So when are they gonna come take my order at

1155
00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 1: well Son? Sorry, they're not, Yeah I did. Or look,

1156
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:03,240
Speaker 1: we'll get some apple juice when we get off the plane.

1157
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:05,239
Speaker 1: I wanted to order apple juice. Dad, When are they

1158
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:07,439
Speaker 1: gonna get No? No, no, Son, like the short the flight

1159
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:09,839
Speaker 1: is too short. They're not gonna serve apple juice.

1160
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 2: Son. They're flying a plane twenty thousand feet above the earth.

1161
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:15,480
Speaker 2: He didn't address the apple juice situation.

1162
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:18,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not worried about your damn Apple juice Daddy.

1163
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:19,440
Speaker 2: I don't have my seatbelt on.

1164
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:21,040
Speaker 3: Put it on, Damn it