WEBVTT - Brooke Breaks You Up

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<v Speaker 1>All right, you're in for a special one today. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a brand new episode here on Britain. Jeffrey second day

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<v Speaker 1>of day Dan, Oh yeah, we do not do these

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<v Speaker 1>very often, thank the Lord. But it's happening today.

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<v Speaker 2>Brook breaks you up. Yes, I oh.

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<v Speaker 1>God, you just wish you had my services earlier in

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<v Speaker 1>your twenty thank Yeah. Okay, before we get to it, comments.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Brian Alvarez said, your favorite state of Florida.

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<v Speaker 4>Here.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on my third trip around the Brook and Jeffrey universe.

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<v Speaker 3>I start at the latest episode available and play you

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<v Speaker 3>guys constantly in the background of my life until I

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<v Speaker 3>get to the end.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I start again, he says, my third time started day.

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<v Speaker 2>It is crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>I wonder how many new ones he hears by the

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<v Speaker 4>time it gets to the end of the restart, right,

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<v Speaker 4>and how long it takes, gets like ten new second

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<v Speaker 4>dates and it starts over.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope that takes months.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I want to know the mental state from when

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<v Speaker 3>you started when you finish now physical Yeah, you.

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<v Speaker 4>Keep doing it, so something's happening.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, well wow, that is incredible.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much for being here, and really truly

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for all that support.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Your brand new episode starts right now.

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<v Speaker 4>How do you deliver bad news to someone that you

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<v Speaker 4>really care about? Man gently? I guess if you're a Lexis,

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<v Speaker 4>you shrink down, apologize profusely, Yeah, and then run away

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<v Speaker 4>before they ever make eye contact with you. Exactly, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>if you can get it out. But you know what,

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<v Speaker 4>that strategy isn't going to work today, because what we

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<v Speaker 4>need is a fearless, fire breathing monster with a delicate

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<v Speaker 4>feminine touch and glasses so big she can see the

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<v Speaker 4>reflection of your soul in them before she sucks it

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<v Speaker 4>out of your body and last directly in your face.

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<v Speaker 4>So well, John, maybe over selling it just a little bit,

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<v Speaker 4>but this is a second that could go down as

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<v Speaker 4>this year's most explosive confrontation that will have all year long.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a brand new edition of Brook Breaks You Up.

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<v Speaker 2>I enjoy this.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't fear the monster coming up right after this? Hey, Brook,

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<v Speaker 4>can you break us up?

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<v Speaker 1>For sure?

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<v Speaker 4>It breaks you up? Welcome back, So Brook breaks you up.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't think this segment could get more cringey for me.

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<v Speaker 2>It comes out of the intro.

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<v Speaker 4>It's awesome, Joe, I know, Brook, you said sure so excitedly,

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<v Speaker 4>at the thought of breaking somebody up.

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<v Speaker 2>Prepared for a breakup today, Jeff.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, one of our listeners is Because if you haven't

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<v Speaker 4>heard this segment before, one of our listeners identifies the

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<v Speaker 4>harshest person on our show, Brook Fox, and asks her

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<v Speaker 4>to do their dirty work for them.

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<v Speaker 1>I do think that you shouldn't stay with someone if

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<v Speaker 1>you're not into the relationship anymore. I've watched too many

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<v Speaker 1>friends stay in longtime relationships that we're a waste of

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<v Speaker 1>their time.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, don't cite your therapist here. Brook. The Brook is

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<v Speaker 4>the perfect person for this because she has broken up

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<v Speaker 4>with hundreds of dudes over the years for totally selfish

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<v Speaker 4>reasons and feels no remorse about it whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't actually yeah, so Brook.

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<v Speaker 1>On the other side, I've also been dumped many, many,

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<v Speaker 1>many times.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, she knows how it feels, and she knows exactly

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<v Speaker 4>what to say. So, Brook, are you ready to help

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<v Speaker 4>one of our listeners blindside his significant other and break

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<v Speaker 4>off their relationship.

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<v Speaker 2>She's not gonna see it coming, because a.

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<v Speaker 4>Guy named Jack has emailed our show saying he wants

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<v Speaker 4>to break up with his sweet, lovely girlfriend Melanie, who's

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<v Speaker 4>a hospice nurse and rescues kittens in her free times

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<v Speaker 4>Angel cry.

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<v Speaker 2>Please tell me that part isn't true.

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<v Speaker 4>If I don't know if any of what I said

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<v Speaker 4>is actually true, it's just blind guess. But we will

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<v Speaker 4>find out when we speak to Jack directly. Jack, was

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<v Speaker 4>any of my guesses about your girlfriend right?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 5>Not at all.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't even get the name right. What's there soon

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<v Speaker 4>to be ex girlfriend's name?

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<v Speaker 3>Her name is Megan? Megan?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, why can't you do this yourself?

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<v Speaker 4>Jack?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe we don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe it's so be easy.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, maybe maybe you're gonna not like her broke.

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<v Speaker 1>I liked every Megan I've ever met.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe that'll change. Here, tell us the story of you

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<v Speaker 4>and Meghan and why it's not meant to be.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. Well, I actually have tried several times to break

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<v Speaker 5>it off myself, and I've been meaning to call this

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<v Speaker 5>show for a minute because Brooke, I mean, it's just

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<v Speaker 5>you're so good at it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's not, I hear you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, listen, you've tried many times, as in you've chickened

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<v Speaker 1>out at the last second, or she is just refusing

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<v Speaker 1>to leave as your girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 5>I guess a little of both, more so the last one,

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<v Speaker 5>because I mean I hadn't said the words out loud,

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<v Speaker 5>but I think she has like a little spidy sensors

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<v Speaker 5>and can see it coming and then change the subject

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<v Speaker 5>or like we'll go do something like that. She knows

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<v Speaker 5>I like, and it's really fine, and so she's never

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<v Speaker 5>the right time.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, good news is you don't have to talk. Brooke

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<v Speaker 4>gets to do all that for you. But maybe we

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<v Speaker 4>need to give her a little bit of ammunition, like

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<v Speaker 4>what do you think cause the downfl Like what's the

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<v Speaker 4>reason for the breakup? What caused the downfall of your relationship?

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<v Speaker 5>So I thought that opposite the tract and at the

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<v Speaker 5>beginning of the relationship, and you know, I'm more laid back,

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<v Speaker 5>and she's like really intense.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh God, in person, you don't have to you get

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<v Speaker 4>to this is an honor that you get to have.

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<v Speaker 1>And so how is that affecting your relationship negatively?

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<v Speaker 5>She's just a little scary and the thought of being

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<v Speaker 5>with her is a little even more scary than not.

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<v Speaker 1>So how long have you been together, Jack, you and.

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<v Speaker 5>Her for a couple months? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Not that long?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, I could break that.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, well I should be clear. We've been officially boyfriend

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<v Speaker 5>and girlfriend for a few months, but we've been dating

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<v Speaker 5>on an offer the last like year.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's been rocky from the start if it was

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<v Speaker 1>on and off. I don't know if this is pertinent

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<v Speaker 1>to anyone else, but I need to know what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>working with here.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you guys use the I love you?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Ah, but okay, you use it, but you don't

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<v Speaker 4>like mean it wholeheard.

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<v Speaker 5>It's kind of like an obligation.

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<v Speaker 4>I see. So how long do you want to keep

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<v Speaker 4>the act going? You can't keep it going forever. And

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<v Speaker 4>you said that You've tried to broach this conversation with

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<v Speaker 4>Megan before and it just you you just can't get

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<v Speaker 4>it out.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>And at the beginning of the relationship with the intensity factor,

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<v Speaker 5>intimacy in the bedroom was great, but now it's just

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<v Speaker 5>like nothing, like just dead. And it's really weird because like,

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<v Speaker 5>I've tried everything. I even tried talking to her during foreplay,

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<v Speaker 5>which I never do.

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<v Speaker 3>I never do.

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<v Speaker 4>All of these details when this is making you want

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<v Speaker 4>to break them up more, isn't it, Brooke?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it sounds like she's not satisfied either. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>why would she want.

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<v Speaker 1>To be in this relation.

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<v Speaker 2>You can do a separate segment or Brook gives advice

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<v Speaker 2>on that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, Jeff, there's a chance that Brooke does this

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<v Speaker 4>and your girlfriend actually cheers in happiness when Brook says it.

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<v Speaker 5>So I don't think she's going to do that. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>just going to tell you that right now. She can

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<v Speaker 5>be really harsh and super blunt.

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<v Speaker 4>Some people also just like need to be in a relationship. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>Like even if she's not happy, she has someone.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe she's a bine swinger, you know, like you don't

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<v Speaker 1>let go of one relationship before you get another in

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<v Speaker 1>your hand.

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<v Speaker 2>Jose are you willing to go out with her?

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<v Speaker 1>Just so I can?

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<v Speaker 4>Can you take them straight?

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<v Speaker 5>Bull?

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry? Okay, all right, Alexis, you're gonna have to tap

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<v Speaker 4>in for Jose way more interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>I can be a rebound.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>We've got a backup plan for your girlfriend to fall

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<v Speaker 4>on once Brooke come back and breaks you up with

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<v Speaker 4>your on and off again year long girlfriend Megan.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's really intense and scary.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I think I got this. Like I'm feeling

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<v Speaker 1>better than I was at the beginning of the car all.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, you're feeling good about this Jack, I think Brooke

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<v Speaker 4>is the perfect person do this because I obviously have issues.

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<v Speaker 5>With saying what I need to say, and so Brooke

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<v Speaker 5>is like a battle axe, and she's gonna just kill it.

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<v Speaker 2>Alright, never heard battle axe?

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<v Speaker 1>Who this is a compliment.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, we're gonna dork. We're gonna have our best brave

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<v Speaker 4>heart cry before we charge in and break up. This

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<v Speaker 4>relationship with Brooke breaks you up? Right after this? Hey, Brook?

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<v Speaker 4>Can you break us up? Sure? Look breaks you up?

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<v Speaker 1>How many know this show?

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<v Speaker 4>Welcome to the battle that everyone on the text board

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<v Speaker 4>is looking forward to where Brooke is going to break

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<v Speaker 4>up a couple. Because our listener Jack, who's kind of

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<v Speaker 4>a laid back guy, spoke to him a little. He

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<v Speaker 4>told us his on and off again girlfriend of the

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<v Speaker 4>past year can be a little blunt, a little intense,

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<v Speaker 4>and very tough to deal with one on one. So

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<v Speaker 4>he thinks Brook is the perfect person for this job

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<v Speaker 4>to step in and end things once and for all

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<v Speaker 4>on his behalf.

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<v Speaker 1>We haven't done this in a long time. I forget

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<v Speaker 1>do I call Jack back in after I talked to her?

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<v Speaker 4>Or is why do you sound so scared? Brook? Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>I'll be so terrified. Don't worry about the logistics of it, Jack. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>it'll happen naturally. You've done this a thousand times. But

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<v Speaker 4>Jack has tried to do it himself on several occasions.

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<v Speaker 4>It just never seems to go well. That's why he's

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<v Speaker 4>calling in the battle axe Brooke Fox herself to charge

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<v Speaker 4>him and deliver that fatal blow.

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<v Speaker 1>I could just be a reasonable person with some logic

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<v Speaker 1>into her relationships.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what Jack is asking for. He wants a hammer

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<v Speaker 4>brought down. Yeah, old weapon.

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<v Speaker 1>But you okay, Jack, I think you need to understand

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<v Speaker 1>when I have this conversation with her, I'm gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>to say some like reasons why she shouldn't even want

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<v Speaker 1>to be with you.

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<v Speaker 4>That's good.

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't want you to take that personally smart Jack.

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<v Speaker 4>Is there anything bad about yourself that Brook can throw

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<v Speaker 4>out there?

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<v Speaker 2>We heard it the first half. I do have some notes.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I think I'm good on that party. I just

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<v Speaker 5>don't want her to be mad at me, like she's

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<v Speaker 5>gonna be pissed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, that's fine. Why do you care You're not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be with her anymore. That's the whole thing is, like,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to break up with someone you have

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<v Speaker 1>to be okay with, however they're gonna feel about you

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<v Speaker 1>after ye.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, hearing those words just shivers down my spine. The

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<v Speaker 4>coldness in Brook's voice.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to dump a woman and then you want

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<v Speaker 2>her to still like you?

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<v Speaker 1>Like that?

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<v Speaker 4>You hear the ice in her veins, Jack, she is

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<v Speaker 4>so ready, So.

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<v Speaker 5>Well as long as you do all of it, like

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<v Speaker 5>I don't really want to be talking with her?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, perfect, Jack, Brook is going to handle all of this.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't have to say anything. You can just listen

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<v Speaker 4>quietly and hear how it goes. We will have you

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<v Speaker 4>in the sidelines if you do want to jump in

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<v Speaker 4>and say something, or if we need to call you

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<v Speaker 4>in maybe to clarify a point, well, we may have

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<v Speaker 4>to have him join at some point, just because who

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<v Speaker 4>knows how it's going to turn out.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it's going to be that bad. I mean, honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>she's fiery. Why would anyone want to be with someone

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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't want to be with them?

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<v Speaker 4>Good? Save that Save that for when you when you

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<v Speaker 4>talk to Megan here. So Brook, I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 4>say a word. The phone is going to ring, and

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<v Speaker 4>if she answers, you can start talking directly to her.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a huge deal.

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<v Speaker 4>Not for Brook Fox.

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<v Speaker 5>Here we go, God speed, god speed, good luck.

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<v Speaker 4>Brook. Here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi is this Megan?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, this is Megan. Who's this?

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, Megan. This is Brooke.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm from a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, Hi, you're on the.

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<v Speaker 1>Show right now, Megan, because your boyfriend is a listener

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<v Speaker 1>of ours.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, so what's going on?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so Jack wrote into the show because Jack is

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<v Speaker 1>having troubles, we'll say, communicating a pretty clear message that

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<v Speaker 1>he wants to share with you, and he asks for

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<v Speaker 1>specifically my help.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So the good is it. It sounds like you're an

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<v Speaker 1>incredibly strong, independent woman who knows exactly what she wants

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<v Speaker 1>in life. And I love that. Applause Okay, so silence.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>The bad news, there is some bad news to that,

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<v Speaker 1>is that Jack is none of those things. And you

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<v Speaker 1>may already know that he was talking about a boyfriend there.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, he's calling me to ask for a hard

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<v Speaker 1>help in a hard conversation.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm listening, Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>More nervous because she's doing.

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<v Speaker 1>He feels like this relationship, the relationship between you and

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<v Speaker 1>him isn't working anymore. So he feels like it would

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<v Speaker 1>be better if you two went your separate ways.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what you're doing, but we're not breaking up.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not happening. So thanks for the car.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, you are.

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<v Speaker 1>You are breaking up like it's not there's no choice

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<v Speaker 1>in it. You tell her, Jack is exiting the relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>He is no longer in a relationship with you.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, if what you're saying is even true, and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not being pranked or something that totally wastes my time,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe do something actually helpful and smart and make him

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<v Speaker 3>tell me himself, you know, grow some balls and talk

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<v Speaker 3>to me instead of hiding behind some on the radio. Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually I actually told him that. I mean I used

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<v Speaker 2>different words, but I I you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I I was like, come on, you can't do this yourself,

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<v Speaker 1>Like it doesn't make any sense.

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<v Speaker 2>Why would you?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, clearly you can't do it either.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm doing it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>The problem is is that he apparently has tried to

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<v Speaker 1>have this conversation with you before, and it sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>you may have told him no then as well Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know you, but you sound like a real

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<v Speaker 3>pathetic loser. That's something you do.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fine. I mean, honestly, I could take those shots.

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<v Speaker 3>You shut up for a second, okay. Doesn't make you

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<v Speaker 3>feel good about yourself, don't make you feel powerful. You're

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<v Speaker 3>truly sad.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not trying to be good or powerful.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just trying to help Jack out.

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<v Speaker 3>Because you know that's not your job to help help

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<v Speaker 3>him out.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it is.

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<v Speaker 1>We do a radio show, we do a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>relationship stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not in your business. It shouldn't even be happening

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<v Speaker 3>right now. You have no part in this, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I don't want to have any part in it,

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<v Speaker 1>but well, can't you do because this is what you're

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<v Speaker 1>doing and you've decided to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Just wait.

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<v Speaker 1>He told me that you guys were on and off

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<v Speaker 1>for a long time before you started an exclusive relationship,

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<v Speaker 1>which is already okay.

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<v Speaker 2>And he also told me that like there's no action

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<v Speaker 2>like he said that.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like, oh my god, you shut up any

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<v Speaker 3>your business? Why is not something that has to be

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<v Speaker 3>discussed publicly. The fact that you would even bring it

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<v Speaker 3>up is disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you know, like, that's not gross.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry, Megan. Can I step in? I'm the Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 4>part of the Brook and Jeffrey in the morning Show,

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<v Speaker 4>and I apologize that my co host took it way

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<v Speaker 4>too far there. That was super You've been talking and

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<v Speaker 4>it hasn't been going. This is obviously different than how

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<v Speaker 4>we thought it would go. And I heard Meghan say

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<v Speaker 4>that she wants.

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<v Speaker 3>To do is going to be a piece of cake

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<v Speaker 3>or walk in the park. He's gonna call up and

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<v Speaker 3>say that my boyfriend wants to break up with me.

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<v Speaker 3>He's not even here where.

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<v Speaker 4>Is he optimistic it would go that way? But you

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<v Speaker 4>want to hear it straight from Jack. And the good

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<v Speaker 4>news is Jack is on the other line waiting to

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<v Speaker 4>jump in.

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<v Speaker 2>Jack on, Jam's there.

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<v Speaker 4>Jack, your girlfriend is can't wait to speak to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Go for it, Jack, what's going on here?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey?

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<v Speaker 3>Meghan? Is a joke? Please tell me? I'm being like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>what's going on?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, wait, let's just hold on here. I honestly, I

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<v Speaker 5>really don't know what's going on because I just asked

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<v Speaker 5>her to talk to you. But I don't know why

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<v Speaker 5>she's like being so mean and abrupt Jack.

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<v Speaker 1>Jack she's gonna be able to go back and listen

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<v Speaker 1>to the podcast. Like you fully clearly ask me to

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<v Speaker 1>dump your girlfriend right now?

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<v Speaker 4>It's really fun. What's that, Megan?

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<v Speaker 3>What did you want her to say to me?

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<v Speaker 4>Jack?

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<v Speaker 3>What was the whole point of this? Then?

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<v Speaker 4>Es, it's interesting?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I mean I just wanted to like see where

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<v Speaker 5>the relationship is at.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, honestly, Megan, why are you not dumping him?

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<v Speaker 1>You should not be in a position where you're getting

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<v Speaker 1>dumped by Jack.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you Jack someone someone new, brook or whatever her

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<v Speaker 3>name is.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Bro, this isn't your relationship. This is their relationship.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't tell them what they are in Arts and Cannon.

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<v Speaker 5>Can't be You're like, Megan's a really good person, and

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<v Speaker 5>yeah I was a good person.

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<v Speaker 3>Or you kind of implied that, Jack, I implied that you.

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<v Speaker 2>Were the loser in the relationship.

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<v Speaker 4>So much better. Okay, what is happening, Megan?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sorry, I just I did not think she was

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<v Speaker 5>going to come after you like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, yeah, it sounds like Brooks the one who needs

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<v Speaker 3>to get laid. Just clearly, she's just out in the bedroom.

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<v Speaker 4>She knows a lot about sexual health. She diagnosed you.

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<v Speaker 2>This guy isn't even This is a very unhelped So we.

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<v Speaker 4>Came in with the goal to have a tough, difficult

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<v Speaker 4>conversation and we definitely did. This was one of the

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<v Speaker 4>toughest conversations Brooks ever had. Jack. You know, you said

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<v Speaker 4>your girlfriend was a little intense. I'm not hearing it.

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<v Speaker 4>But in the long run, I hope that you two

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<v Speaker 4>are able to go home and talk this out and

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<v Speaker 4>get to whatever destination you want to be at in

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<v Speaker 4>your relationship.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys should not be together.

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<v Speaker 4>Why do you keep jumping in and saying that because.

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<v Speaker 3>Of how we started all of this, Jack, We're going

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<v Speaker 3>to talk tonight and if this is something that you

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<v Speaker 3>put them up to, tell me to.

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<v Speaker 1>My face, Okay, yeah, that's gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 5>Honeywere of course, of course, and you know I would

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<v Speaker 5>never do something like that.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I'm gonna call this a successful edition of Brooke

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<v Speaker 4>breaks you Up? Yeah, all that as an option. By

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<v Speaker 4>the way, if you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Listening, I'm positive they're still together.

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<v Speaker 4>Brook and Jeffrey in the morning text in the seventy

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<v Speaker 4>eighty five nine two says, are you sure Brooke has

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<v Speaker 4>actually dumped people before? Because why is she so bad?

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<v Speaker 4>At this her question, Brook here to was fond.

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<v Speaker 1>I was actually on one, like I was doing a

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<v Speaker 1>good job until he came back in Like that was

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<v Speaker 1>the worst mistake we could have ever made. And I'll

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<v Speaker 1>tell you I feel a little bad about how harsh

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<v Speaker 1>I was to him.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I don't think it's any surprise that he turned

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<v Speaker 4>on you, because you were basically spending the whole time

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<v Speaker 4>being like, he's such a loser, why would you want that?

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<v Speaker 2>That was actually my favorite part of the whole.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm just.

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<v Speaker 1>Starting to think the strong women are the problem in

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<v Speaker 1>this situation.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the weak man.

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<v Speaker 5>Issue.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but you know what was good to hear what

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<v Speaker 4>Jack stand up and defend his girlfriend's honor against mean

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<v Speaker 4>old evil Brook when she turned on it. That was good. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>he grew a spine right before our very eye.

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<v Speaker 5>Did.

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<v Speaker 4>Like God's work there, Brook, That was beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>All I can feel good about thinking is that maybe

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<v Speaker 1>he did have the realization that he actually wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>be in the relationship with her after listening. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I think he's literally he's just scared.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he's gonna be handcuffed.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying here, Jose, Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>We can't wait to hear down the road where they

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<v Speaker 4>get married against his will one day.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, if anyone wants my help breaking up with someone.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe just do it yourself.

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<v Speaker 4>No, that's why they need your help. Even if it

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't go well, it's still hilarious to hear you try,

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<v Speaker 4>so keep texting in seven eight, five, nine two if

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<v Speaker 4>you want Brooke to break your relationship up, and make

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<v Speaker 4>sure you subscribe to our podcast wherever you're listening to it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.