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Speaker 1: All right, you're in for a special one today. It's

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Speaker 1: a brand new episode here on Britain. Jeffrey second day

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Speaker 1: of day Dan, Oh yeah, we do not do these

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Speaker 1: very often, thank the Lord. But it's happening today.

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Speaker 2: Brook breaks you up. Yes, I oh.

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Speaker 1: God, you just wish you had my services earlier in

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Speaker 1: your twenty thank Yeah. Okay, before we get to it, comments.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Brian Alvarez said, your favorite state of Florida.

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Speaker 4: Here.

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Speaker 2: I'm on my third trip around the Brook and Jeffrey universe.

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Speaker 3: I start at the latest episode available and play you

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Speaker 3: guys constantly in the background of my life until I

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Speaker 3: get to the end.

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Speaker 2: Then I start again, he says, my third time started day.

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Speaker 2: It is crazy.

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Speaker 4: I wonder how many new ones he hears by the

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Speaker 4: time it gets to the end of the restart, right,

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Speaker 4: and how long it takes, gets like ten new second

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Speaker 4: dates and it starts over.

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Speaker 1: I hope that takes months.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I want to know the mental state from when

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Speaker 3: you started when you finish now physical Yeah, you.

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Speaker 4: Keep doing it, so something's happening.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, well wow, that is incredible.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for being here, and really truly

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Speaker 1: thank you for all that support.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Your brand new episode starts right now.

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Speaker 4: How do you deliver bad news to someone that you

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Speaker 4: really care about? Man gently? I guess if you're a Lexis,

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Speaker 4: you shrink down, apologize profusely, Yeah, and then run away

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Speaker 4: before they ever make eye contact with you. Exactly, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: if you can get it out. But you know what,

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Speaker 4: that strategy isn't going to work today, because what we

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Speaker 4: need is a fearless, fire breathing monster with a delicate

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Speaker 4: out of your body and last directly in your face.

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Speaker 4: So well, John, maybe over selling it just a little bit,

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Speaker 4: but this is a second that could go down as

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Speaker 4: this year's most explosive confrontation that will have all year long.

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Speaker 4: It's a brand new edition of Brook Breaks You Up.

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Speaker 2: I enjoy this.

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Speaker 4: I don't fear the monster coming up right after this? Hey, Brook,

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Speaker 4: can you break us up?

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Speaker 1: For sure?

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Speaker 4: It breaks you up? Welcome back, So Brook breaks you up.

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Speaker 1: I didn't think this segment could get more cringey for me.

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Speaker 2: It comes out of the intro.

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Speaker 4: It's awesome, Joe, I know, Brook, you said sure so excitedly,

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Speaker 4: at the thought of breaking somebody up.

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Speaker 2: Prepared for a breakup today, Jeff.

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Speaker 4: Well, one of our listeners is Because if you haven't

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Speaker 4: heard this segment before, one of our listeners identifies the

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Speaker 4: harshest person on our show, Brook Fox, and asks her

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Speaker 4: to do their dirty work for them.

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Speaker 1: I do think that you shouldn't stay with someone if

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Speaker 1: you're not into the relationship anymore. I've watched too many

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Speaker 4: Okay, don't cite your therapist here. Brook. The Brook is

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Speaker 2: I don't actually yeah, so Brook.

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Speaker 1: On the other side, I've also been dumped many, many,

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Speaker 4: Yes, she knows how it feels, and she knows exactly

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Speaker 2: She's not gonna see it coming, because a.

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Speaker 4: Guy named Jack has emailed our show saying he wants

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Speaker 4: If I don't know if any of what I said

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Speaker 3: Her name is Megan? Megan?

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Speaker 1: I liked every Megan I've ever met.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. Well, I actually have tried several times to break

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's not, I hear you.

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Speaker 4: what do you think cause the downfl Like what's the

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Speaker 5: So I thought that opposite the tract and at the

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Speaker 4: Oh God, in person, you don't have to you get

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Speaker 1: And so how is that affecting your relationship negatively?

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Speaker 5: She's just a little scary and the thought of being

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Speaker 1: So how long have you been together, Jack, you and.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's been rocky from the start if it was

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Speaker 2: Do you guys use the I love you?

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Speaker 4: I see. So how long do you want to keep

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Speaker 4: you said that You've tried to broach this conversation with

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Speaker 3: I never do.

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Speaker 4: All of these details when this is making you want

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Speaker 2: I mean, it sounds like she's not satisfied either. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: why would she want.

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Speaker 2: You can do a separate segment or Brook gives advice

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Jeff, there's a chance that Brooke does this

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Speaker 4: Some people also just like need to be in a relationship. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Like even if she's not happy, she has someone.

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Speaker 1: Maybe she's a bine swinger, you know, like you don't

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Speaker 2: Jose are you willing to go out with her?

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Speaker 4: Can you take them straight?

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Speaker 4: Sorry? Okay, all right, Alexis, you're gonna have to tap

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Speaker 4: in for Jose way more interesting.

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Speaker 2: I can be a rebound.

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Speaker 4: We've got a backup plan for your girlfriend to fall

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Speaker 4: Right, you're feeling good about this Jack, I think Brooke

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Speaker 5: With saying what I need to say, and so Brooke

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Speaker 1: Who this is a compliment.

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Speaker 4: Well, we're gonna dork. We're gonna have our best brave

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Speaker 4: relationship with Brooke breaks you up? Right after this? Hey, Brook?

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Speaker 4: Can you break us up? Sure? Look breaks you up?

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Speaker 1: How many know this show?

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Speaker 4: Welcome to the battle that everyone on the text board

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Speaker 1: We haven't done this in a long time. I forget

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Speaker 4: Or is why do you sound so scared? Brook? Yes,

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Speaker 4: I'll be so terrified. Don't worry about the logistics of it, Jack. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: it'll happen naturally. You've done this a thousand times. But

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Speaker 4: It just never seems to go well. That's why he's

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Speaker 1: I could just be a reasonable person with some logic

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Speaker 4: That's what Jack is asking for. He wants a hammer

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Speaker 1: But you okay, Jack, I think you need to understand

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Speaker 1: when I have this conversation with her, I'm gonna have

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Speaker 1: to say some like reasons why she shouldn't even want

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Speaker 4: That's good.

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Speaker 2: I just don't want you to take that personally smart Jack.

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Speaker 4: Is there anything bad about yourself that Brook can throw

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I'm good on that party. I just

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Speaker 5: Well as long as you do all of it, like

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Speaker 4: You don't have to say anything. You can just listen

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Speaker 1: I don't think it's going to be that bad. I mean, honestly,

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Speaker 4: Good? Save that Save that for when you when you

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Speaker 2: It's a huge deal.

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Speaker 4: Not for Brook Fox.

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Speaker 5: Here we go, God speed, god speed, good luck.

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Speaker 4: Brook. Here we go.

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Speaker 3: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hi is this Megan?

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Speaker 3: Yes, this is Megan. Who's this?

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Speaker 2: Hi, Megan. This is Brooke.

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Speaker 1: I'm from a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the Morning.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Hi, you're on the.

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Speaker 1: Show right now, Megan, because your boyfriend is a listener

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Speaker 1: of ours.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, so what's going on?

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Speaker 4: Well, what's going on?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so Jack wrote into the show because Jack is

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 1: So the good is it. It sounds like you're an

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Speaker 2: That's that's fine.

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Speaker 1: The bad news, there is some bad news to that,

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Speaker 1: I mean, he's calling me to ask for a hard

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Speaker 3: I'm listening, Okay.

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Speaker 1: He feels like this relationship, the relationship between you and

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Speaker 3: I don't know what you're doing, but we're not breaking up.

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Speaker 3: It's not happening. So thanks for the car.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, you are.

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Speaker 1: You are breaking up like it's not there's no choice

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Speaker 3: You know, if what you're saying is even true, and

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Speaker 2: Actually I actually told him that. I mean I used

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Speaker 1: I I was like, come on, you can't do this yourself,

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Speaker 1: Like it doesn't make any sense.

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Speaker 2: Why would you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, clearly you can't do it either.

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Speaker 4: I'm doing it.

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Speaker 2: I'm doing it.

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Speaker 1: The problem is is that he apparently has tried to

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Speaker 3: I don't know you, but you sound like a real

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Speaker 2: That's fine. I mean, honestly, I could take those shots.

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Speaker 3: You shut up for a second, okay. Doesn't make you

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Speaker 3: feel good about yourself, don't make you feel powerful. You're

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not trying to be good or powerful.

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to help Jack out.

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Speaker 3: Because you know that's not your job to help help

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Speaker 2: Well, it is.

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Speaker 1: We do a radio show, we do a lot of

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Speaker 3: It's not in your business. It shouldn't even be happening

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Speaker 3: right now. You have no part in this, okay.

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Speaker 1: I mean I don't want to have any part in it,

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Speaker 2: Just wait.

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Speaker 1: He told me that you guys were on and off

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Speaker 2: And he also told me that like there's no action

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Speaker 3: It was like, oh my god, you shut up any

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Speaker 2: Okay, you know, like, that's not gross.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Megan. Can I step in? I'm the Jeffrey

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Speaker 4: too far there. That was super You've been talking and

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Speaker 4: it hasn't been going. This is obviously different than how

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Speaker 3: To do is going to be a piece of cake

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Speaker 3: He's not even here where.

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Speaker 4: Is he optimistic it would go that way? But you

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Speaker 2: Jack on, Jam's there.

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Speaker 4: Jack, your girlfriend is can't wait to speak to you.

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Speaker 3: Go for it, Jack, what's going on here?

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Speaker 1: Hey?

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Speaker 3: Meghan? Is a joke? Please tell me? I'm being like, yeah,

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Speaker 5: Okay, wait, let's just hold on here. I honestly, I

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Speaker 5: really don't know what's going on because I just asked

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Speaker 1: Jack she's gonna be able to go back and listen

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Speaker 1: to the podcast. Like you fully clearly ask me to

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Speaker 4: It's really fun. What's that, Megan?

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Speaker 3: What did you want her to say to me?

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Speaker 4: Jack?

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Speaker 3: What was the whole point of this? Then?

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Speaker 4: Es, it's interesting?

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Speaker 5: Well, I mean I just wanted to like see where

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Speaker 1: Oh god, honestly, Megan, why are you not dumping him?

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Speaker 1: You should not be in a position where you're getting

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Speaker 3: Can you Jack someone someone new, brook or whatever her

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Bro, this isn't your relationship. This is their relationship.

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Speaker 4: Don't tell them what they are in Arts and Cannon.

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Speaker 5: Can't be You're like, Megan's a really good person, and

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Speaker 5: yeah I was a good person.

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Speaker 3: Or you kind of implied that, Jack, I implied that you.

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Speaker 4: So much better. Okay, what is happening, Megan?

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I just I did not think she was

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, it sounds like Brooks the one who needs

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Speaker 4: She knows a lot about sexual health. She diagnosed you.

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Speaker 2: This guy isn't even This is a very unhelped So we.

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Speaker 4: Came in with the goal to have a tough, difficult

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Speaker 4: But in the long run, I hope that you two

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Speaker 2: You guys should not be together.

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Speaker 4: Why do you keep jumping in and saying that because.

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Speaker 3: Of how we started all of this, Jack, We're going

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Speaker 1: My face, Okay, yeah, that's gonna happen.

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Speaker 5: Honeywere of course, of course, and you know I would

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm gonna call this a successful edition of Brooke

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Speaker 4: breaks you Up? Yeah, all that as an option. By

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Speaker 2: Listening, I'm positive they're still together.

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning text in the seventy

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Speaker 4: eighty five nine two says, are you sure Brooke has

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Speaker 4: actually dumped people before? Because why is she so bad?

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Speaker 4: At this her question, Brook here to was fond.

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Speaker 1: I was actually on one, like I was doing a

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think it's any surprise that he turned

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Speaker 2: That was actually my favorite part of the whole.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm just.

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Speaker 1: Starting to think the strong women are the problem in

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Speaker 2: It's the weak man.

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Speaker 5: Issue.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know what was good to hear what

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Speaker 4: old evil Brook when she turned on it. That was good. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: he grew a spine right before our very eye.

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Speaker 4: Like God's work there, Brook, That was beautiful.

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Speaker 1: All I can feel good about thinking is that maybe

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Speaker 1: be in the relationship with her after listening. No, No,

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Speaker 1: I think he's literally he's just scared.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he's gonna be handcuffed.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying here, Jose, Okay.

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Speaker 4: We can't wait to hear down the road where they

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Speaker 1: You know, if anyone wants my help breaking up with someone.

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Speaker 2: Maybe just do it yourself.

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Speaker 4: No, that's why they need your help. Even if it

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Speaker 4: so keep texting in seven eight, five, nine two if

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Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.