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Speaker 1: have time to get to in the radio show. And
Speaker 1: joined again by West of the four oh five David
Speaker 1: guests Scott so Rather Rocket Servation. I guess it's been
Speaker 1: a long time since we've been back here in the
Speaker 1: magic Box. But it has been a long time, and
Speaker 1: it would have been longer if I didn't have to
Speaker 1: twist your armor. We took three weeks off because you
Speaker 1: wanted to take three weeks off, So it wasn't my decision.
Speaker 1: Was the first week I wanted to do it, you
Speaker 1: didn't want to do it. The second week I didn't
Speaker 1: want to do it, you didn't want to do it,
Speaker 1: So we would have been one. And then this last
Speaker 1: week I was planning on doing it, and then you know,
Speaker 1: life gotten the way life. Life happens while you're making plans,
Speaker 1: right has Sometimes life happens you don't want to happen,
Speaker 1: and it happens. A little was a little down because
Speaker 1: you typically would send me a daily picture of your
Speaker 1: of your local pharmacy or doctor's office that would have
Speaker 1: a line miles down the road with people. Well, that's
Speaker 1: not gonna happen anymore. Guests got big news here, breaking
Speaker 1: news on this podcast over the This is before my
Speaker 1: my father unfortunately got sick and passed away. But before that,
Speaker 1: I made a big purchase, A big purchase, Guest Guard,
Speaker 1: I now own a treadmill. I own a treadmill at
Speaker 1: the Mallard mansion. I have my own treadmill, which means
Speaker 1: I will not be going outside walking. Yeah, there's this
Speaker 1: testing facility for the Rhona that's right near the house,
Speaker 1: and I would walk by there and the line would be.
Speaker 1: For the last month, the line has been all the
Speaker 1: way around the block and down the block, And so
Speaker 1: I would take photos every day to show you gascon
Speaker 1: and and say, I can't I still can't believe how
Speaker 1: long that land. The line is still there. I drive
Speaker 1: drive by it, It's still still long. And now who's
Speaker 1: paying for the government paid for the test? By the
Speaker 1: test are free, the coronavirus test are free, We're paying
Speaker 1: for it. That's what I'm saying. No, I was trying
Speaker 1: to think, like, because it's a small medical clinic that's
Speaker 1: doing the testing near where I live, they must be
Speaker 1: making a killing right there, getting a share of that, right,
Speaker 1: I would think it has to be. They must be
Speaker 1: the richest people in the neighborhood. They got. But I
Speaker 1: did buy the treadmill. I'm excited about it. I had
Speaker 1: to pick it up, though, and drive it back to
Speaker 1: the Mallard mansion. I borrowed my father in law's truck
Speaker 1: and uh we uh, me and the kid we went
Speaker 1: out there. We put the thing in the back of
Speaker 1: the truck. And I'd never tied anything down on the
Speaker 1: back of a truck ever, certainly something not this big
Speaker 1: that could fly out and kill someone. So I picked
Speaker 1: it up in Orange County, and you know where I live.
Speaker 1: I don't see where ither, but I live, uh, pretty
Speaker 1: good distance away from there, east of the four or five,
Speaker 1: yes east, way east of the four or five, closer
Speaker 1: to Riverside than you. So anyway, I am making my
Speaker 1: my trek back. And I decided I did not trust
Speaker 1: that I had tied this thing down properly, even though
Speaker 1: it seemed like it was tied down Properly's massive, huge treadmill.
Speaker 1: So I took surface streets all the way back. I
Speaker 1: did not get on the Interstate the highway there. I
Speaker 1: took surface streets. I drove slow. I drove in the
Speaker 1: slow lane. People were passing me by. I was the
Speaker 1: old guy you know that everyone hates and all that.
Speaker 1: I was that guy. But I made it back. But
Speaker 1: then the problem was the thing wouldn't fit into the house.
Speaker 1: It's a big treadmill. So I had to get my
Speaker 1: neighbor my guy Tony had to come over my neighbor.
Speaker 1: He's a good handyman guy. I'm not that good with
Speaker 1: that guy. So we had to take apart the treadmill
Speaker 1: to get it into the house. It's that big a
Speaker 1: thing we did would not fit through the door. Interesting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I love it. I've been I I can go
Speaker 1: on there and I can ten teen minutes here there,
Speaker 1: you know, and it's pretty cool. This is a dangerous
Speaker 1: proposition for you, though, because not only are you domesticated
Speaker 1: by being married, but now you're really you're really hunkered down.
Speaker 1: You're you're confining yourself. That's true. The only time I
Speaker 1: would get out of the house was to go for
Speaker 1: a walk, and now I don't get out of the
Speaker 1: house now I just stay in the house all the time. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So you don't go to Costco anymore either, right? Uh? No?
Speaker 1: I go to Costco usually once a week on the
Speaker 1: on the weekends. But I used to go there religiously
Speaker 1: every weekend just eat samples. I would go on a
Speaker 1: sample run. I would hit two or three Costcos on
Speaker 1: a Saturday morning afternoon, eating the sample. Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: this is dangerous for you. I I I don't know
Speaker 1: how I feel about it just yet, because it's good work.
Speaker 1: And you can obviously elevate the treadmill and increase speeds
Speaker 1: and decrease it any given time, and you can see
Speaker 1: your your calories being reduced. But you're you're not out
Speaker 1: there with mother nature anymore. You're not out and about
Speaker 1: You're not. Yeah, yeah, I mean I guess I should
Speaker 1: a couple of days still go for a walk with
Speaker 1: your dog, right, No, no, Bella, Bella is not a
Speaker 1: walking dog. Bella is a lap dog. Bella does not
Speaker 1: believe in, oh man, any physical exercise. But Bella does
Speaker 1: believe in waking me up. That is uh, that is true. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, randomly, and I sleep during the day. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: painting the ass. Yeah. Do you have a dog? Guess
Speaker 1: you don't have a dog. I did not. I sisters do.
Speaker 1: We used to have one as as kids. But no
Speaker 1: dog right now? Too much, too much taken care of. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, get like a small you know,
Speaker 1: I get a big dog. You get a small dog. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but big dogs, little dogs, they all take big ships.
Speaker 1: Now the little dogs don't take big ships. They just
Speaker 1: ship a lot, meaning often little small ships. Yeah. But
Speaker 1: then they shed, you're gonna buy them food and wash
Speaker 1: them and walk them. Bella doesn't shed that much. The
Speaker 1: ship suits don't shed that much. Poodles don't shed at all,
Speaker 1: that I believe. I don't like the that's not a
Speaker 1: very masculine dog. I can't be rocking a ship su
Speaker 1: Who the funk cares I do? I can't A middle
Speaker 1: aged man, I can't. I can't rock a poodle either,
Speaker 1: you know, you know, twenty years old word about trying
Speaker 1: to get chicks, like like a border collie or a
Speaker 1: pitbull or rockweiler, like those are dogs. Maybe a wolf?
Speaker 1: How about that? Let me tell you something that I
Speaker 1: don't know if dog parks are open, but that used
Speaker 1: to be a place my buddies used to go with
Speaker 1: the dog to pick up the ladies because every you know,
Speaker 1: they love asking questions about the dogs. That's great instant
Speaker 1: chick magnet. Right, Yeah, that's that's also a sign your
Speaker 1: relationships getting serious. Guest, when you're dating someone for a
Speaker 1: while and they're like, let's get a dog together, that's
Speaker 1: a son. Would you rather do that though, or have
Speaker 1: them move in with you? How old? Am I? What's
Speaker 1: the situation? What's my living situation. I'm gonna say, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say this is pre pre your wife. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: It was a tough adjustment. I had my routine. I
Speaker 1: was about actually for the last you were in the
Speaker 1: heart of l A. Yeah, I was living in l
Speaker 1: I living my best life, going to games, eating junk food,
Speaker 1: living wonderfully. And uh, yeah, it was difficult. I think, well,
Speaker 1: I'm used to it now. I think if I went back,
Speaker 1: I would have a hard time, like to the bachelor lifestyle,
Speaker 1: so I would. I'm so used to my routine now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a that's a real challenge. Dog is one thing,
Speaker 1: especially if you get attached. But man, if you move
Speaker 1: in with her, she moves in with you. That's that's
Speaker 1: a tough break whenever the relationship does come to its demise. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then the dog ends up in the kennel right there,
Speaker 1: the dogs like I will send the dog to the
Speaker 1: kennel and get rid of it. That kind of thing.
Speaker 1: I think you're more inclined to give it to the female,
Speaker 1: or at least she'll ask for it because she knows
Speaker 1: that will break you. Yeah, there's a lot of vitriol
Speaker 1: that takes place right the feuding and all that. All right,
Speaker 1: So we have on this edition of the Parties we
Speaker 1: have pop quiz, guestcut Big Pop. Are you excited about?
Speaker 1: Is there anything else you would like to get you
Speaker 1: before pop quiz? Is there anything else on your agenda here?
Speaker 1: Anything you've been saving? You've been we've been away for
Speaker 1: three weeks. Did you do anything over the three weeks?
Speaker 1: I went to Sequoia, uh, and I had a wonderful
Speaker 1: time and it was just great. And I love going
Speaker 1: to the I was in the snow for a few
Speaker 1: days and had a really good time. And I love
Speaker 1: the Giant Force my one of my favorite places to visit.
Speaker 1: So I had a good time. Did you go anywhere?
Speaker 1: Did you do anything? I? Um? I went to the
Speaker 1: firing range a couple of times, kept my kept my
Speaker 1: trigger finger happy. Um. How many? How much do bullets cost?
Speaker 1: I have no idea how you want? You go to
Speaker 1: the firing range? You don't? How's it? How's it worked?
Speaker 1: Did you have to bring your own bullets? Or yeah?
Speaker 1: The trick is it's just like when you go to
Speaker 1: Vegas and you go to the casino. Don't do it
Speaker 1: when you don't have any money, because if you go
Speaker 1: to an a t M. You know they're charging you
Speaker 1: four or five dollars um a transaction. If you if
Speaker 1: you go to a store first and then buy them
Speaker 1: and then go to the range, you're in much better shape.
Speaker 1: So like a box. So you go to the rage
Speaker 1: with your gun obviously, and how does it work you
Speaker 1: you have the bullets with you or you buy them there.
Speaker 1: You have to buy them there? No, Yeah, if you
Speaker 1: buy them there, they're a lot more expensive than if
Speaker 1: you buy and buy them at a store. So I
Speaker 1: always buy them at a store, bring them with you obviously, goggles,
Speaker 1: some ear gear, and then um, and then your your weapon.
Speaker 1: They'll usually provide you with a couple of targets for
Speaker 1: a charge, and then if you want to buy some
Speaker 1: specialized targets, that's usually a dollar or two dollars depending
Speaker 1: on that. So certain ranges though, were strict that they
Speaker 1: only a light is sitting there and fire for thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: Others will be in there for an hour, and then
Speaker 1: they obviously keep you know, separation six ft apart, so
Speaker 1: every other lane has occupied just like a bowling lane. Um,
Speaker 1: but yeah, bowling alleys are closed, are they? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: didn't know that shooting the shooting ranges are open. They
Speaker 1: are oh yeah, indoor, some outdoor. I haven't been to
Speaker 1: an outdoor in a while. So, but a box of bullets,
Speaker 1: how much does that cost? So for a hundred rounds,
Speaker 1: it was about eighty six dollars when I when I
Speaker 1: bought them back in July August. It is it's supply
Speaker 1: to man, but I went a couple of days ago
Speaker 1: and a box of a hundred or a box of
Speaker 1: a hundred now is like six Okay, So it's gone down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it certainly has so by those on Amazon or no,
Speaker 1: just local stores. Yeah. Because the other thing too, it's
Speaker 1: a kicker, is if you're in the state of California,
Speaker 1: you can't buy magazines that allow you to have more
Speaker 1: than ten bullets in a magazine. We have restrictions here
Speaker 1: in the state. Okay, so you're you're limited to two
Speaker 1: ten bullets per magazine. So you have to go to
Speaker 1: like Oklahoma or Alabama or somewhere in Nevada wherever it
Speaker 1: may be. Yeah, but if you do that, that's the
Speaker 1: thing you have to claim residency there. So it's a
Speaker 1: whole process. And then on top of that, when you
Speaker 1: buy bullets. You actually got to go through a background
Speaker 1: check to do a background check that usually takes like
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes or so when you're there, and then they
Speaker 1: allow you to buy the bullets after that. But it's
Speaker 1: a dollar every time you do a background check too,
Speaker 1: So it's a whole process. Anyone says that's a lot
Speaker 1: of red tapement. Yeah, Anyone says buying a gun is
Speaker 1: easy doesn't know what the fun they're talking about. Well,
Speaker 1: if you do it legally, it's easy. If you do
Speaker 1: it on the street, it's not that. Well, know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like, you know, you know guy, you know
Speaker 1: the black market for guns, You can find a gun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but when I purchased my first weapon, it took me
Speaker 1: nearly forty five days. Yeah, but I'm saying you did
Speaker 1: it legally, you went through a gun shot. I'm saying,
Speaker 1: like most of them, I guess I'm I'm going down
Speaker 1: that road. But I would assume a lot of the
Speaker 1: guns that are used to do really nasty things are
Speaker 1: not bought legally, you know what I mean. They're bought
Speaker 1: via back channels, and they're people avoiding big brother who
Speaker 1: knows somebody who knows somebody to get around those obstacles. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's true. I did. I did call a couple of
Speaker 1: college basketball games, and I had to do it with
Speaker 1: a mask on. About that, that's very al Michael's of you.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Remember when A Michaels Yes in San Francisco, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: in Santa Clara. Yeah, geniuses in Santa clar County thought
Speaker 1: al Michael sitting by himself in a booth thousands of
Speaker 1: feet away from anyone, that he needed to have a
Speaker 1: mask hunt. Yeah, we were. We were actually not permitted
Speaker 1: to be courtside. We had to go all the way
Speaker 1: up the stands and me and the colored commentary were
Speaker 1: probably a good twenty five ft apart on these elevated tables,
Speaker 1: and we had to do stand ups, which are based
Speaker 1: like the on camera shots. We had to do the
Speaker 1: do those separated, and we had to do those with
Speaker 1: our mask on, and then call the action with their
Speaker 1: mask on too, And the arena is empty, there's no
Speaker 1: nobody there. Yeah. How weird was it to call the game?
Speaker 1: I would be self conscious because I think the players
Speaker 1: are hearing what I'm saying. So I did that last year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did that last year during the Big West Conference tournament.
Speaker 1: We were courtside. I was actually one of the final
Speaker 1: games to call um that night before they shut it
Speaker 1: everything down, and I was loud as fuck and I
Speaker 1: was doing I was doing a radio call, and during
Speaker 1: the radio call, the people that were on TV for ESPN,
Speaker 1: they came over to me and they're like, hey, can
Speaker 1: you tone it down? Your calls bleeding into our on
Speaker 1: air call. That's outstanding. Yeah, and it's see, I'm glad
Speaker 1: you don't care, because I remember when I was doing
Speaker 1: those stringing reports and be covering baseball and stuff in
Speaker 1: the press box and the way it works, the first
Speaker 1: two rows were the writers, and then the back row
Speaker 1: were the people that dunce capped the radio guys. Radio row,
Speaker 1: it was in the back. So you call into a
Speaker 1: radio station back when you used to do these things
Speaker 1: at the top bottom the hour, and you'd be screaming
Speaker 1: for like thirty forty seconds, you know, giving details of
Speaker 1: the score, and it would always upset the writers. In fact,
Speaker 1: some of the cities on the East Coast when I
Speaker 1: was traveling with the Dodgers, I know in New York
Speaker 1: and several other places, they segregated the press box they had.
Speaker 1: The writers had their own press box, and the radio
Speaker 1: TV guys had a separate press box to keep the
Speaker 1: radio guys because the writers were such douchebags, they could
Speaker 1: not handle thirty second updates. It was too distracting for them.
Speaker 1: For these pullet surprise winning sto worries about a Phillies
Speaker 1: game or you know, an Orioles game. It was like,
Speaker 1: really gave Night, which you know, beyond the game story.
Speaker 1: I know they don't even do many game stories these days,
Speaker 1: but who the hell was reading that? You know, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. You look at the box score.
Speaker 1: You want to see the other stuff that was going on.
Speaker 1: You weren't reading the game story. Forget about that, my goodness. Yeah,
Speaker 1: speaking of which I was, I was navigating around the
Speaker 1: social media universe and doing some homework. I thought, I
Speaker 1: thought Benny versus a Penny in the NFL regular season
Speaker 1: was good, and what we're what we're closing thoughts on that?
Speaker 1: I thought it was pretty good. I enjoyed doing it.
Speaker 1: I figured out kind of the way that the internet
Speaker 1: needed to work. After about twelve thirteen weeks, I finally
Speaker 1: figured out what we needed to do there to scheme
Speaker 1: up the internet, and yeah, it was. We had a
Speaker 1: good group of loyal brigadier generals in the malle Militia
Speaker 1: that that left the radio show in the podcast and
Speaker 1: you really are like the one percent to the one
Speaker 1: percent if you're hanging out with us on a Friday
Speaker 1: night on YouTube and the Yeah, the audience grew. We
Speaker 1: had more people watching as the season went on, and
Speaker 1: a lot of people didn't even watch it live. And
Speaker 1: the chat was a big selling point where we read
Speaker 1: the comments even though you were annoyed. I kept reading
Speaker 1: so many comments, but that was a pathway to get
Speaker 1: more people involved, and then people would would would would
Speaker 1: listen to our sacred picks are my sacred picks throughout
Speaker 1: the weekend, So it was it was fun. I know,
Speaker 1: we're talking about doing some other things and all that.
Speaker 1: I I because of my situation with my dad, um
Speaker 1: my weekends pretty much for the rest of time. Apparently
Speaker 1: they're gonna be to take care of his affairs and
Speaker 1: to clean out the Mallard family house and all that.
Speaker 1: So I only have a couple of days, so I
Speaker 1: don't know that we'll be able to do that anytime soon.
Speaker 1: But when we do, well, you know, there's other sports
Speaker 1: that we can do Benny versus bennybody. I would like
Speaker 1: to do it at least for the super Bowl. If
Speaker 1: we can't. You know, we can't do it up until then.
Speaker 1: It was only a couple of weeks of a football
Speaker 1: before the super Bowl. But I'd like to do that.
Speaker 1: And uh, it was a lot of fun. You you,
Speaker 1: you and my wife convinced me to get a green screen,
Speaker 1: which is a big step in my life. And uh,
Speaker 1: I have that. I own a green screen, so I
Speaker 1: feel cool and all that. And you had the attire
Speaker 1: and then you got ridiculed for some unknown reason. I'm
Speaker 1: wearing an Iowa Hawkeye hat. Um. Yeah, there was there's
Speaker 1: some good headway that we made and uh, yeah it was.
Speaker 1: It was a lot of fun. I think that the
Speaker 1: Super Bowl would be a good one. And uh, always
Speaker 1: random when you see dudes on a chat criticizing the
Speaker 1: host for what they're wearing or what they look like.
Speaker 1: Odd to me, right, I just well, it's human human nature,
Speaker 1: right people are people are like to bust each other's
Speaker 1: balls anyway, That's what we do in the Mallem Militia.
Speaker 1: We bust each other's balls. But you know the you
Speaker 1: look at the tenants of human nature, and vanity is
Speaker 1: one of right. Like laziness, you try to find the
Speaker 1: easy road. Greed, you want to get the most you
Speaker 1: can get. That's why you supersize your fast food meal ambition,
Speaker 1: although not everyone seems to have that this day. Uh,
Speaker 1: self interest, self interest, ignorance, and vanity. Those are the
Speaker 1: six characteristics of human nature. Advantage of parts. So if
Speaker 1: you can if you can attack someone else's vanity right
Speaker 1: their appearance or you know they don't have money, or
Speaker 1: they don't you know, they're not intelligent, that's a big attack.
Speaker 1: That's how that's how social media exists, is for people
Speaker 1: to attack other people's vanitages carried over to the politics.
Speaker 1: I think that it will be huge when you're all
Speaker 1: done with with what you're doing your dad's I think
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to attend a couple of trade shows.
Speaker 1: Something just tells me you're gonna have some really good stuff. Storage. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're debating, like how much of that. I have so
Speaker 1: much that I could sell, but it takes such a
Speaker 1: long time to do it, so and you gotta have
Speaker 1: storage for it. I mean, there's a lot of a
Speaker 1: lot of moving parts like a pinball machine, right, a
Speaker 1: lot moving fast to it to get it, to get
Speaker 1: it done. So we'll find out how motivated I am.
Speaker 1: But I did find my my parents. My mom had
Speaker 1: passed away, and my dad just kind of didn't touch anything.
Speaker 1: You know. He's like he wanted the house the same
Speaker 1: way you want to live in the house till he died.
Speaker 1: And I'm glad he was able to do that. Um,
Speaker 1: but he didn't clean much and so it was really
Speaker 1: it's like a Mallard museum my my house going through
Speaker 1: it and uh, you know, my mom was very sentimental
Speaker 1: and kept everything and uh, and so it's it's been
Speaker 1: been interesting seeing stuff. I mean, the photos are obviously
Speaker 1: the most important. So a lot of that stuff covered
Speaker 1: dust or whatever in the clause, buried in the closet
Speaker 1: and all that. So I would like to thank your
Speaker 1: old man, very nice a note from your father, the
Speaker 1: patriarch of the Gascon family, and very kind of of
Speaker 1: him to send that. The David Gascon Felly, not the
Speaker 1: not the not the George Gascon. We're not Gilant officers
Speaker 1: getting shot at in the head and then allowing them
Speaker 1: to watch God free. So we're a little bit different there.
Speaker 1: How how not good for you? But how the just
Speaker 1: the comedy value that your father a respected member of
Speaker 1: law enforcement, the l A p D. I ran the
Speaker 1: l A p D for a few years, and here's
Speaker 1: this guy, hold my beer get the same name was
Speaker 1: it apparently doesn't believe in law in order, you know,
Speaker 1: wants to be a bad guys to run free. So it's, uh,
Speaker 1: it's interesting, interesting juxtaposition. I would say, yes, I knew
Speaker 1: it was a deep ship when Reuben got off that
Speaker 1: podcast a few weeks ago. It's like, you need to
Speaker 1: change your name holy ship. Yeah, well it is something
Speaker 1: when you're just like, the district attorney is a local
Speaker 1: position typically, right, it's not a national position. So when
Speaker 1: the nation is talking about what an incompetent stooge this
Speaker 1: guy is, you know you've reached a special level of
Speaker 1: insanity when pell country, can you believe what this idiot
Speaker 1: in l A is doing with the Oh my goodness,
Speaker 1: we might have a d A in l A. And
Speaker 1: a governor in California recalled him the same year. Be wonderful.
Speaker 1: I fully support. Uh, you know, they can have the
Speaker 1: recall vote, can be at the French laundry. They can
Speaker 1: have that. You can have a voting because that's where
Speaker 1: he likes to eat his meals. When he tells everyone
Speaker 1: not to go out, he can go there. King of
Speaker 1: all douchebags, the Governor of California with a winking and
Speaker 1: not at the Governor of New York and several other
Speaker 1: locale speaking of the news, Did your dad Was your
Speaker 1: dad a newspaper collector? Was he? Indeed? He did keep
Speaker 1: you know, my dad collected pennies and uh stamps. Uh,
Speaker 1: he liked, you know, a few coins. Stamps. His dad,
Speaker 1: my grandfather, his father obviously was a stamp collector, so
Speaker 1: that my dad he picked that up. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to think of some ways I can honor my father,
Speaker 1: you know, because he's not around anymore, and I was.
Speaker 1: I became pretty close with him. I wasn't as close
Speaker 1: growing up. I was my mama's boy, but then the
Speaker 1: last few years as my mom passed, I talked to
Speaker 1: him every night and became very close. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: think of like ways to honor my dad. So he
Speaker 1: wore suspenders, so I think when I dress up, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna wear suspenders. So people ripped me in goof on me,
Speaker 1: but I'm worse suspenders now as a tribute to my dad,
Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna donate blood. My dad loved donating blood,
Speaker 1: and uh, it was it was always odd to me
Speaker 1: because I was like if all the things of all
Speaker 1: the mission guys donated, But it was like a connection
Speaker 1: to his father because my my grandfather also donated blood.
Speaker 1: And so every three months, my dad would donate blood
Speaker 1: and with the Red Cross, and it was his his deal.
Speaker 1: And he got very upset a few years back because
Speaker 1: he was on some medicine that would not allow him
Speaker 1: to donate blood. So he was able to get off
Speaker 1: that medicine and this was like a big deal to him,
Speaker 1: even when he was sick. Uh, you know, before he passed,
Speaker 1: we we were I didn't think he was going to pass.
Speaker 1: It was unexpected. I thought he would be okay. But
Speaker 1: we were having normal conversations and he was like, I
Speaker 1: gotta donate blood, you know, the whole thing. So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna donate blood. But my my dad, I
Speaker 1: was kidding with. My brothers were like, if only our
Speaker 1: father had collected dollar bills instead of pennies, we'd be
Speaker 1: much better off. You know, we'd be much better off.
Speaker 1: And he also, my dad loved two dollar bills. Yes,
Speaker 1: he loved two doll bills. And so I for the
Speaker 1: rest of my life I ever learned that is I
Speaker 1: will always have two dollar bill in my in my
Speaker 1: wallet as a tribute to my old man, because he
Speaker 1: he loved. He loved the expressions he would get when
Speaker 1: he'd go to buy something at the store, which like
Speaker 1: a buck, and he'd give the person at the check,
Speaker 1: especially in recent years, he'd give them the two dollar
Speaker 1: bill and a lot of people had no idea how
Speaker 1: it was fake. Yeah, you know, because who they A
Speaker 1: lot of people even realize there's a two dollar bill.
Speaker 1: And so he always loved the reaction he would get
Speaker 1: out of people when he'd hand them a two dollar
Speaker 1: bill to pay for something that it was not real.
Speaker 1: So I loved two dollar bills. I do think that
Speaker 1: you carrying on his legacy. It's fitting if he's a
Speaker 1: penny collector, and you, dude, penny versus the pennies, that
Speaker 1: is true, that is accurate. I have. I have as
Speaker 1: many pennies I was. I was was getting around with
Speaker 1: the wife and my brothers, you know, talking about my
Speaker 1: dad said, I believe now we can end the national
Speaker 1: coin shortage with all the pennies that maybe my my
Speaker 1: dad collected over the years, and these big jugs of
Speaker 1: like these apple juice jugs filled with pennies, which I
Speaker 1: think each jug probably maybe has I don't know, ten
Speaker 1: bucks in it, but it's a lot, you know, it's
Speaker 1: more than that, but a lot of All right, So
Speaker 1: we have pop quiz. You want to get the pop
Speaker 1: quiz right now? A right here we go pop quiz
Speaker 1: and these are things that we find around the internet
Speaker 1: that we quiz. Gascon on and YouTube can play along.
Speaker 1: So the first person, the number one person in the
Speaker 1: world in this sport has earned over nine million dollars
Speaker 1: in prize money. What sport is in prize money? Over
Speaker 1: nine million dollars. Do do do do do chess? Chess? Alright,
Speaker 1: that is incorrect. Darts, all right, darts. There must be
Speaker 1: some places where darts are a big deal. But to me,
Speaker 1: darts are always like you're eating beer nuts at the
Speaker 1: bar and you're with your buddies, and yeah, darts gotta
Speaker 1: be big in Europe, right Europe or in Ireland, I
Speaker 1: mean Europe. There island England or England, England or Island.
Speaker 1: I've got to know, Uh, it was the last time
Speaker 1: you played darts. I haven't played darts since I lived
Speaker 1: in San Diego. A bunch of my buddies were all
Speaker 1: former Marines, and so they'd go to a local dive
Speaker 1: and it was always, like you said, peanuts and darts,
Speaker 1: shuffle board, um and a little galagha. Never never failed
Speaker 1: with those cats. We had a dartboard at one of
Speaker 1: the Ugly Sweater parties one year, and there are a
Speaker 1: few people playing darts. But I don't know what happened
Speaker 1: to that dartboard somewhere run alright. According to a new survey,
Speaker 1: nearly fifty of people admit that they talked to this
Speaker 1: inanimate object. What is it? Remote control? No, my guess
Speaker 1: was wrong. I guess the slot machine, like you're in
Speaker 1: a casino in your left, big money, big. But it
Speaker 1: was actually an a t M machine, which is kind
Speaker 1: of like a slot machine, excepted have the money to
Speaker 1: come out of the machine. Why would you talk to
Speaker 1: an a t M machine? Though, that's a great question.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know what would the well, the
Speaker 1: remote control, It's like why the fund is this thing working,
Speaker 1: the batteries working. Move you're stupid, chantely, I'll start shaking it.
Speaker 1: That's a good question. I don't know. Uh, it doesn't
Speaker 1: say all right. According to a recent study, Monday, this
Speaker 1: coming Monday, January January in is the best day of
Speaker 1: the year to do this. Martin Luther King did ye
Speaker 1: oh barbecue buy a car? Wait? Why? I guess they
Speaker 1: have the sale. I don't know. It just says that's
Speaker 1: the day of all the days of the year. That's
Speaker 1: doesn't make sense to me either, right, wouldn't you think
Speaker 1: that the summertime don't peep at most people buy cars.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's because most people do buy cars during the
Speaker 1: summer and not in mid January. Yeah, they say the
Speaker 1: best time to buy a house is usually during the
Speaker 1: holiday season because people don't want to sell their homes
Speaker 1: during the holiday season, or they don't want to go
Speaker 1: through the whole the whole gamut of of doing that
Speaker 1: kind of a transaction, so they usually just kind of
Speaker 1: lower their guard a little bit. Springtime, summertime, the housing
Speaker 1: markets out of control, which is odd because it seems
Speaker 1: like a lot of people in California, a lot of
Speaker 1: people leaving California. But the housing market is still insanity. Man.
Speaker 1: We get a lot of people that are are migrating East, Utah, Idaho, Texas, Florida, Nevada, Arizona. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. I don't blame him. I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: blame him. Uh. In fact, you know the neighbor that
Speaker 1: I grew up with, and she she lives in the house,
Speaker 1: the same house that my my parents owned. Um and
Speaker 1: she's leaving. She's going to Dallas. She's she's been in
Speaker 1: California whole life. She's moving to Dallas. She's had enough
Speaker 1: of King Newsome and all the bullcrap rules. I said,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm jealous. I said, I am jealous. I got
Speaker 1: a cousin that lives in Idaho and he told me
Speaker 1: that over the last couple of weeks he had two
Speaker 1: people neighbors that sold his house their houses to other
Speaker 1: people from California. And those people came in with all
Speaker 1: cash offers. Whoa really interesting. They just said they need
Speaker 1: to get the funk out of town. I was like,
Speaker 1: where they coming from is in San Francisco. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: we'll see what what happens, all right. The Grand Champion
Speaker 1: Rand championship brother Grand championship for this sport, something that
Speaker 1: pretty much all of us have done, is held every
Speaker 1: year in Michigan. M's something pretty much everyone has done.
Speaker 1: It's just I don't know that you would. It's not
Speaker 1: a traditional sport, how about that? Yeah, um, do do
Speaker 1: do do do do do do? Not a tradition. I
Speaker 1: can't say something whack like croquet batmanton. Um, well you
Speaker 1: said those. I like that. You you can't say them
Speaker 1: while you said them. Well, I know, but as a guess, Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Hackey sack uh No. Stone skipping that's
Speaker 1: good though. Hasn't every kid done that? Though? You go
Speaker 1: to the lake or the ocean, You're like, let let
Speaker 1: me see if I can throw the rock and have
Speaker 1: it skip across the Yeah the way there? Yeah, Lake
Speaker 1: Arrowhead is a good spot to do that up near
Speaker 1: or at Tahoe. Yeah, Taho. It's like an eight hour
Speaker 1: dry but it's a good I've got fresh powder up
Speaker 1: there too, so wintertime or summer is good. Taho. Is
Speaker 1: that you like the Nevada side or the caliph You say,
Speaker 1: I like the Nevada side because they have gamma. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, in the nineteen twenties, we ate about twenty
Speaker 1: pounds of this year. Now it's only about six mm
Speaker 1: hmm from twenty to six cabbage. Cabbage. You know that
Speaker 1: is incorrect, But I've been experiment I'm glad you brought
Speaker 1: that up. Um, I've been experimented a lot using butter
Speaker 1: more and then sometimes less on steaks. Oh is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: My steak game is A plus. Now it was good,
Speaker 1: it was B B plus, but now it's a it's
Speaker 1: it's really sound kind of like an elitist there this No, No,
Speaker 1: it's not. I mean the cooking is elite, Yes, the
Speaker 1: skills are refined, like you'd be proud of me. I
Speaker 1: don't know that proud would be the adjective that I
Speaker 1: would use. But you do sound pretentious, I think is
Speaker 1: the word No that like a stop. Anyone who's anyone
Speaker 1: could cook a steak, But shouldn't it be something you
Speaker 1: don't advertise and it just people find out about it
Speaker 1: because you cooked them the steak. In today's world, just
Speaker 1: that you've just broadcasted. So you sound like a dude.
Speaker 1: And in today's world, how many people are getting together
Speaker 1: for a fine meal or any kind of meal. Apparently
Speaker 1: some are right, I don't know what's going on. They're
Speaker 1: they're having their power shut off. Would you rat out
Speaker 1: a neighbor if they had a party of like forty
Speaker 1: or fifty people, No, I would not, would you know?
Speaker 1: I'm probably good Joan. Oh, there's there's always that crowd
Speaker 1: of every neighborhood's got it. The busy body, all right,
Speaker 1: the busy body. It's got a medal in everyone else's business,
Speaker 1: and we've all got and some people got nothing going
Speaker 1: on in their lives. You know. It's the people that
Speaker 1: you know exactly when the maleman is gonna come by
Speaker 1: or when the trash is going to be picked up,
Speaker 1: because they got they don't have a lot of things
Speaker 1: going on. Yeah, you get that one person that's always
Speaker 1: it's out and about, like first thing in the morning,
Speaker 1: watering their grass and observing people driving by or walking
Speaker 1: by just to see what they're up to. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: And it was it's like it's annoying, but you kind
Speaker 1: of meddle in other people's business and impose themselves and
Speaker 1: leave me alone. No need to poke your nose in
Speaker 1: in my business. Okay, stop. It's like I learned in
Speaker 1: Scooby Doo. Right, if it weren't for you meddling kids,
Speaker 1: my life would be a lot easier. All right, let's
Speaker 1: see what is next to your six percent of people
Speaker 1: in a long distance relationship have this in common? What
Speaker 1: is it? They like to be alone? Nope, they have
Speaker 1: never met oh Man Titel. Yeah, there you go. I
Speaker 1: can't believe ESPs. That's gotta because that's gotta because of
Speaker 1: the Internet though, right, I think it's more now because
Speaker 1: the Internet you can have you can meet someone playing
Speaker 1: a video game or in a you know, not chat
Speaker 1: room but on social medi to you and not actually
Speaker 1: ever physically meet them, at least for a while, because
Speaker 1: of geographically being undesirable. That's true. That's just well. I mean,
Speaker 1: ESPN had that documentary that they resurfaced a few days ago.
Speaker 1: I think it was just before the National Championship game
Speaker 1: with Man Titel and all that bullshit with him and
Speaker 1: it's fake girlfriend. One of the great nights of radio
Speaker 1: we had. We also had a mant Our radio roast,
Speaker 1: which was awesome. But I found out I was in
Speaker 1: Vegas and I was driving back from Vegas and the
Speaker 1: story came out. I think it was dead Spin had
Speaker 1: the story back before they went full crazy town on
Speaker 1: that website. But they they had the story, and all
Speaker 1: every update got it got better and better. It got
Speaker 1: better and better than Brian Kelly handing out a game
Speaker 1: ball to man Tito's fake dead girlfriend was outstanding. It
Speaker 1: was unreal. Oh so wonderful. Oh man, he's still bouncing
Speaker 1: around the NFL. Where is he? He He was in New
Speaker 1: Orleans Saints. Yeah, yeah, you know the Saints. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: they're still You could go to the Super Bowl. Probably not,
Speaker 1: but he could this year. All right, of women say
Speaker 1: this is their partner's worst habit. What is it? Belching? No,
Speaker 1: this seems odd to me. I've I've not done this,
Speaker 1: leaving a wet towel on the bed. Oh you don't
Speaker 1: do that. No, And I usually leave the towel in
Speaker 1: the bathroom. I I dry off in the bathroom and
Speaker 1: then leave the towel there. Oh man, I never did.
Speaker 1: But see you. You use the same towel over and
Speaker 1: over again. That's why. No, no, no, no. I have
Speaker 1: three towels. I use each twice and then I wash. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have a three day towel rotation. But they're all
Speaker 1: in the bathroom, So I use you Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday,
Speaker 1: wash and then got you. Yeah, I do that all
Speaker 1: the time. It's a bad habit of mine, especially because
Speaker 1: you know, if I used to the towel get into bed,
Speaker 1: I can understand that would be annoying. That bed gets
Speaker 1: a little damp and you're laying down and yeah, are
Speaker 1: in a new survey of single ladies that they are
Speaker 1: looking for a partner who is good at this sex?
Speaker 1: I'm guessing that's how about how about cooking? No, it's
Speaker 1: actually being a handy man fixed crap. Well, I I
Speaker 1: lose in that department. I lose. Are you a handyman? Guest? Count?
Speaker 1: Are you able to fix stuff? Yeah? But I mean
Speaker 1: with the power of YouTube you can. You can learn
Speaker 1: those things right away. Yeah. You can fake it till
Speaker 1: you make it. You can fake it till you make it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: absolutely all right. Over fifty percent of men have lied
Speaker 1: about this on the first date. What is it their
Speaker 1: sex count? Uh? No, how much they work out? Oh?
Speaker 1: Everyone lies about not man? Well not not here you
Speaker 1: go popping up again? Just you know, I made you
Speaker 1: gonna gonna get that stuff in. Man, The belligerent Guestcott's
Speaker 1: there's one thing I do not lie about. It's one
Speaker 1: thing I don't lie about. I was working out, okay,
Speaker 1: Donna's okay, chisel out of stone. Hey listen, you need
Speaker 1: some kind of therapy, right, So going out and seeing
Speaker 1: the beach a little bit, or go to the park.
Speaker 1: You gotta have that ship, especially today's world. Man, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: what good for you? Uh, let's see here, what do
Speaker 1: we got? Percent of people say they use this excuse
Speaker 1: to get out of exercising. There he goes ties into
Speaker 1: the same thing. Yeah, Um, can't work out because of
Speaker 1: blank my clothes are dirty. No, the weather, Oh, the weather.
Speaker 1: I was. I drove by a gym. I was donating
Speaker 1: some stuff at the in Orange County, some of my
Speaker 1: my parents stuff, some of the old clothes and stuff.
Speaker 1: So I was driving by the donations thing. There was
Speaker 1: a gym in Orange County and it was open. I
Speaker 1: didn't realize they were open in Orange County. But there
Speaker 1: was a line a round the building. I guess they
Speaker 1: only allow a certain number of people in. Yeah. Set
Speaker 1: all these people wearing their gym clothes, standing in line,
Speaker 1: looking at their smartphones, waiting to be allowed into the gym.
Speaker 1: That's unbelievable. A couple of the gyms that I know
Speaker 1: about are they moved all their stuff outside and it's
Speaker 1: nearly the same thing where they're only having it tapered
Speaker 1: off for UH specific groups at a time, so you
Speaker 1: can only get in there for like thirty or forty
Speaker 1: five minutes of pop and then after that you you
Speaker 1: gotta get out. So the gym's around where I live
Speaker 1: or not not open at all. But I'm I'm done
Speaker 1: with the gym. I got my treadmill now Gascon, so
Speaker 1: I'm good. I'll need to go to the gym anymore.
Speaker 1: You need some weights, man, gott My wife's got a
Speaker 1: few weights in there. We got like a little mini
Speaker 1: Mallard gym, little home gym type thing. Yeah, well whatever
Speaker 1: was it's good. Listen, it's all right. I'll see the
Speaker 1: gym memberships, painting the ascid. I will miss the sauna.
Speaker 1: I's like going in the sauna and the steam room
Speaker 1: and steam rooms great. I love the steam room. Me.
Speaker 1: I sweat a lot, get a good sweat going. I'll
Speaker 1: deal with it. I'll survive my life. Will We'll go on.
Speaker 1: I've made it almost a year, without going to the gym.
Speaker 1: So I think I'll be okay in the night. In
Speaker 1: the nineteen thirties, a guy could make a hundred dollars
Speaker 1: a week commission selling this, which is the equivalent of
Speaker 1: eighteen hundred dollars today. How about that you can make
Speaker 1: eighteen hundred dollars a week in the nineteen thirties selling
Speaker 1: this toasters Good Humor ice cream They're the famous Good
Speaker 1: Humor ice cream bars. No you don't know? No, got
Speaker 1: guess on what? Lack of knowledge? Bad job by you?
Speaker 1: The Good Humor ice cream truck legendary in the nineteen
Speaker 1: twenties and thirties. Man, it was part of pop culture
Speaker 1: in America. I think up in the fifth Yes, these
Speaker 1: come on shaved. These were so good. Yeah, they call them,
Speaker 1: they call them sales cars. They call them the ice
Speaker 1: cream trucks. Yes, what we're your favorite? I love the
Speaker 1: chocolate chip sandwich, you know, with the uh oh that
Speaker 1: I love. I still love. That's one of my favorite
Speaker 1: ice cream desserts. What was your face? You let me
Speaker 1: get a strawberry? You like that strawberry? Strawberry was good.
Speaker 1: The cookies and cream was really good. Those are probably
Speaker 1: my favorites. But my my grandma lived on the bootleg
Speaker 1: part of San Pedro, so that ghetto part. They always
Speaker 1: had those ice cream trucks going up and down the
Speaker 1: streets always. I remember the cookie, the Good Humor cone
Speaker 1: with the it had the scoop of vanilla, but then
Speaker 1: it had the chocolate with the nuts on it there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was all. We always got that a lot. They
Speaker 1: would experiment. It was always big. You play Little League,
Speaker 1: and then the ice cream truck, the Good Humor truck. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's good, good money though. How about that the teen
Speaker 1: hundred bucks a week selling ice cream. It's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Sign me up for that. That you could go from
Speaker 1: there to working in and out and being a manager,
Speaker 1: working making a hundred thousand dollars a year. Although I'll
Speaker 1: be careful because there was a guy at the gym
Speaker 1: when I was speaking of the gym who worked his
Speaker 1: way up for making French fries in and out into
Speaker 1: a management position. But then he got to a certain
Speaker 1: age and they pole axed him. He got, he got
Speaker 1: like he's convinced it was because he was making too
Speaker 1: much money and he was too old, and they got
Speaker 1: rid of him. That sucks, alright, eighty percent of men
Speaker 1: admit they get embarrassed when they order this at a restaurant. Shake. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's a type of drink. Oh um, can't be a
Speaker 1: martini a Cosmopolitan. I guess it could be a Martine Cosmopolitan.
Speaker 1: No diet soda? What? Yeah? Alright, so you have no
Speaker 1: shame in your game though you you order the diet soda. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I haven't had diet soda in a long time. No, what,
Speaker 1: that's weird. Just point out that's the that's the deal.
Speaker 1: Point that out interesting. All right, I got a time
Speaker 1: for a couple more. According to a new survey, eight
Speaker 1: percent of people say they never do this. What is
Speaker 1: it to an item that we all have? But they
Speaker 1: never do this with that? Im mm hm um, plug
Speaker 1: their nose, Harris, clean their phone. Okay, when's the last
Speaker 1: time you cleaned your phone? I haven't cleaned it for
Speaker 1: a long time. Neither. By yeah either by all right.
Speaker 1: Last one of the people who own one of these
Speaker 1: nine percent overwhelming percent say they'd buy another one next
Speaker 1: time they need one. Um fuck? Uh fuck? Is that
Speaker 1: the answer is that the I'm trying to think of
Speaker 1: what this could possibly be? What could it possibly I'll
Speaker 1: give it. Okay, electric car, Now, I've a theory on this,
Speaker 1: all right. And I had an electric car that was
Speaker 1: a lemon, so I had to get rid of it.
Speaker 1: The Alutmobile was a lemon. But the reason you would
Speaker 1: keep buying electric cars typically you put the infrastructure in,
Speaker 1: put a charging unit in your house. You know, if
Speaker 1: you live in a house, you put a charging unit.
Speaker 1: So why would you invest that You wouldn't want to
Speaker 1: keep using that power, so you would get another electric car. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'd be willing to get another electric car once
Speaker 1: the mileage gets a little bit higher, because I don't
Speaker 1: I don't think they go even the Tesla's what's the
Speaker 1: range on a Tesla? That's good? Es? Why am I
Speaker 1: asking you? I don't know. I don't I don't have
Speaker 1: a Tesla. Um, that's that's one of the things you're missing.
Speaker 1: West of the four oh five. Yeah, this one says
Speaker 1: four and two miles for a TESTA models fo miles. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's all. I mean, they can get to six D.
Speaker 1: I mean, what do you get your five hundred? I
Speaker 1: get like five hundred on my car. No way, you
Speaker 1: get five hundred. Yeah, that's around five hundred. Give it
Speaker 1: take compending how I drive. Yeah, man, I get like
Speaker 1: two eight five. Yeah, I have a few. I have
Speaker 1: a it's a hybrid car that I have, but it's
Speaker 1: not an electric car. When I had the electric car,
Speaker 1: it only went like it was like two hundred miles
Speaker 1: or something like that. You didn't that was it. I
Speaker 1: will go on long drives on in the summer, you
Speaker 1: know'll go all over California and Nevada or whatever and
Speaker 1: paying the ask to drive two hundred miles and then
Speaker 1: stop for half an hour an hour and charge your car.
Speaker 1: And I was like, what is that. I need to
Speaker 1: borrow your car? Want to make long drive ship? You're
Speaker 1: making out like a bandit. Well, I'm not driving anywhere now,
Speaker 1: so I know. But when you do, I mean, even
Speaker 1: to the studio, you're you know, you're not well. Next
Speaker 1: time you get a car, gask and you got a
Speaker 1: big truck, why don't you try to find a car
Speaker 1: that's fuel efficient so when you drive to the end
Speaker 1: of California you will not be spending as much of
Speaker 1: gas because I usually put a lot of things in
Speaker 1: my car, and small sedans like the one you have.
Speaker 1: Just don't sit wealth with me, all right, well, you
Speaker 1: have to pick. You pick your battles. But your car
Speaker 1: is reliable to You've had that for a long time, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's pretty good. I get service and whatnot. It's I've
Speaker 1: had no no issues with this. I had one. I
Speaker 1: had one and we it was a malfunction that we
Speaker 1: got fixed and since then nothing's nothing's been been bad
Speaker 1: about it. So get your wife a Tesla. I want
Speaker 1: to see the mists of the tesla her. Get her
Speaker 1: a new kitchen. Get her a Tesla. Yeah, doesn't got
Speaker 1: leave have a Tesla. I think it does. Got leave
Speaker 1: have a he lives in Orange County or something. Now,
Speaker 1: it wasn't like testing. I think Rob Parker has neither
Speaker 1: that or a Rover. I forget what Rob has. You
Speaker 1: guys just have these massive I don't have a man.
Speaker 1: I have a I have a sedan. It gets good
Speaker 1: gas midge, I used to have. I I drove fe
Speaker 1: fifty for you. He explorer. Um, I always said my
Speaker 1: mom she was like she convinced, she was very paranoid
Speaker 1: about me driving, about accidents. So she's like, you gotta
Speaker 1: get a big car. You're a big guy. You gotta
Speaker 1: get a big cars Like Okay, mom, I'll get a
Speaker 1: big car, so she I always had big, big cars
Speaker 1: only up until like the last maybe ten years or so,
Speaker 1: when I when I went over to the to the
Speaker 1: dark side. Interesting. Yeah, absolutely, all right. Well that's it,
Speaker 1: guest Scott. We will have another mail bag podcast on Sunday.
Speaker 1: I know that's very exciting, very excited about the mail bag.
Speaker 1: We will have that for you. Have a great rest
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