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Speaker 1: news on this podcast over the This is before my

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Speaker 1: my father unfortunately got sick and passed away. But before that,

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Speaker 1: I made a big purchase, A big purchase, Guest Guard,

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Speaker 1: I now own a treadmill. I own a treadmill at

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Speaker 1: and I would walk by there and the line would be.

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Speaker 1: For the last month, the line has been all the

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Speaker 1: them move in with you? How old? Am I? What's

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Speaker 1: gonna say this is pre pre your wife. Yeah, it was.

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Speaker 1: It was a tough adjustment. I had my routine. I

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Speaker 1: Anything you've been saving? You've been we've been away for

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Speaker 1: So like a box. So you go to the rage

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Speaker 1: he liked, you know, a few coins. Stamps. His dad,

426
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:52,080
Speaker 1: my grandfather, his father obviously was a stamp collector, so

427
00:21:52,119 --> 00:21:54,960
Speaker 1: that my dad he picked that up. You know, I'm

428
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,119
Speaker 1: trying to think of some ways I can honor my father,

429
00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:59,119
Speaker 1: you know, because he's not around anymore, and I was.

430
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:01,879
Speaker 1: I became pretty close with him. I wasn't as close

431
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,960
Speaker 1: growing up. I was my mama's boy, but then the

432
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,040
Speaker 1: last few years as my mom passed, I talked to

433
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,680
Speaker 1: him every night and became very close. I'm trying to

434
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:12,080
Speaker 1: think of like ways to honor my dad. So he

435
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,800
Speaker 1: wore suspenders, so I think when I dress up, I'm

436
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,119
Speaker 1: gonna wear suspenders. So people ripped me in goof on me,

437
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:19,560
Speaker 1: but I'm worse suspenders now as a tribute to my dad,

438
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:23,880
Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna donate blood. My dad loved donating blood,

439
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:27,679
Speaker 1: and uh, it was it was always odd to me

440
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:29,840
Speaker 1: because I was like if all the things of all

441
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:31,920
Speaker 1: the mission guys donated, But it was like a connection

442
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:34,600
Speaker 1: to his father because my my grandfather also donated blood.

443
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:37,680
Speaker 1: And so every three months, my dad would donate blood

444
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:41,320
Speaker 1: and with the Red Cross, and it was his his deal.

445
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,840
Speaker 1: And he got very upset a few years back because

446
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,239
Speaker 1: he was on some medicine that would not allow him

447
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,960
Speaker 1: to donate blood. So he was able to get off

448
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,440
Speaker 1: that medicine and this was like a big deal to him,

449
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:55,240
Speaker 1: even when he was sick. Uh, you know, before he passed,

450
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,680
Speaker 1: we we were I didn't think he was going to pass.

451
00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:00,080
Speaker 1: It was unexpected. I thought he would be okay. But

452
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:02,000
Speaker 1: we were having normal conversations and he was like, I

453
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,760
Speaker 1: gotta donate blood, you know, the whole thing. So I'm

454
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,840
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna donate blood. But my my dad, I

455
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,840
Speaker 1: was kidding with. My brothers were like, if only our

456
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 1: father had collected dollar bills instead of pennies, we'd be

457
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:15,360
Speaker 1: much better off. You know, we'd be much better off.

458
00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:19,600
Speaker 1: And he also, my dad loved two dollar bills. Yes,

459
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 1: he loved two doll bills. And so I for the

460
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,960
Speaker 1: rest of my life I ever learned that is I

461
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:28,480
Speaker 1: will always have two dollar bill in my in my

462
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:32,200
Speaker 1: wallet as a tribute to my old man, because he

463
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:36,000
Speaker 1: he loved. He loved the expressions he would get when

464
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 1: he'd go to buy something at the store, which like

465
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:41,120
Speaker 1: a buck, and he'd give the person at the check,

466
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 1: especially in recent years, he'd give them the two dollar

467
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,119
Speaker 1: bill and a lot of people had no idea how

468
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,280
Speaker 1: it was fake. Yeah, you know, because who they A

469
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 1: lot of people even realize there's a two dollar bill.

470
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,920
Speaker 1: And so he always loved the reaction he would get

471
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:52,480
Speaker 1: out of people when he'd hand them a two dollar

472
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,359
Speaker 1: bill to pay for something that it was not real.

473
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:58,119
Speaker 1: So I loved two dollar bills. I do think that

474
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,000
Speaker 1: you carrying on his legacy. It's fitting if he's a

475
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,199
Speaker 1: penny collector, and you, dude, penny versus the pennies, that

476
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,560
Speaker 1: is true, that is accurate. I have. I have as

477
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 1: many pennies I was. I was was getting around with

478
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,240
Speaker 1: the wife and my brothers, you know, talking about my

479
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:14,680
Speaker 1: dad said, I believe now we can end the national

480
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,919
Speaker 1: coin shortage with all the pennies that maybe my my

481
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,679
Speaker 1: dad collected over the years, and these big jugs of

482
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:24,439
Speaker 1: like these apple juice jugs filled with pennies, which I

483
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,080
Speaker 1: think each jug probably maybe has I don't know, ten

484
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,880
Speaker 1: bucks in it, but it's a lot, you know, it's

485
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:31,480
Speaker 1: more than that, but a lot of All right, So

486
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:32,840
Speaker 1: we have pop quiz. You want to get the pop

487
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,639
Speaker 1: quiz right now? A right here we go pop quiz

488
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:38,240
Speaker 1: and these are things that we find around the internet

489
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:41,160
Speaker 1: that we quiz. Gascon on and YouTube can play along.

490
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,639
Speaker 1: So the first person, the number one person in the

491
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:49,120
Speaker 1: world in this sport has earned over nine million dollars

492
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 1: in prize money. What sport is in prize money? Over

493
00:24:55,200 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 1: nine million dollars. Do do do do do chess? Chess? Alright,

494
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:11,040
Speaker 1: that is incorrect. Darts, all right, darts. There must be

495
00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 1: some places where darts are a big deal. But to me,

496
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:17,439
Speaker 1: darts are always like you're eating beer nuts at the

497
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:21,880
Speaker 1: bar and you're with your buddies, and yeah, darts gotta

498
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 1: be big in Europe, right Europe or in Ireland, I

499
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 1: mean Europe. There island England or England, England or Island.

500
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:34,480
Speaker 1: I've got to know, Uh, it was the last time

501
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 1: you played darts. I haven't played darts since I lived

502
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:39,400
Speaker 1: in San Diego. A bunch of my buddies were all

503
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 1: former Marines, and so they'd go to a local dive

504
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:43,879
Speaker 1: and it was always, like you said, peanuts and darts,

505
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:49,280
Speaker 1: shuffle board, um and a little galagha. Never never failed

506
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,119
Speaker 1: with those cats. We had a dartboard at one of

507
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 1: the Ugly Sweater parties one year, and there are a

508
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:56,359
Speaker 1: few people playing darts. But I don't know what happened

509
00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:59,679
Speaker 1: to that dartboard somewhere run alright. According to a new survey,

510
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:03,040
Speaker 1: nearly fifty of people admit that they talked to this

511
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 1: inanimate object. What is it? Remote control? No, my guess

512
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 1: was wrong. I guess the slot machine, like you're in

513
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,280
Speaker 1: a casino in your left, big money, big. But it

514
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:18,920
Speaker 1: was actually an a t M machine, which is kind

515
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,440
Speaker 1: of like a slot machine, excepted have the money to

516
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 1: come out of the machine. Why would you talk to

517
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 1: an a t M machine? Though, that's a great question.

518
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,119
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know what would the well, the

519
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:31,680
Speaker 1: remote control, It's like why the fund is this thing working,

520
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 1: the batteries working. Move you're stupid, chantely, I'll start shaking it.

521
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 1: That's a good question. I don't know. Uh, it doesn't

522
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 1: say all right. According to a recent study, Monday, this

523
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 1: coming Monday, January January in is the best day of

524
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:54,439
Speaker 1: the year to do this. Martin Luther King did ye

525
00:26:56,080 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 1: oh barbecue buy a car? Wait? Why? I guess they

526
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,160
Speaker 1: have the sale. I don't know. It just says that's

527
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 1: the day of all the days of the year. That's

528
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 1: doesn't make sense to me either, right, wouldn't you think

529
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 1: that the summertime don't peep at most people buy cars.

530
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:18,200
Speaker 1: Maybe it's because most people do buy cars during the

531
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 1: summer and not in mid January. Yeah, they say the

532
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 1: best time to buy a house is usually during the

533
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:27,920
Speaker 1: holiday season because people don't want to sell their homes

534
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,639
Speaker 1: during the holiday season, or they don't want to go

535
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 1: through the whole the whole gamut of of doing that

536
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 1: kind of a transaction, so they usually just kind of

537
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:39,360
Speaker 1: lower their guard a little bit. Springtime, summertime, the housing

538
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,119
Speaker 1: markets out of control, which is odd because it seems

539
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 1: like a lot of people in California, a lot of

540
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:47,400
Speaker 1: people leaving California. But the housing market is still insanity. Man.

541
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 1: We get a lot of people that are are migrating East, Utah, Idaho, Texas, Florida, Nevada, Arizona. Yeah,

542
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:59,480
Speaker 1: that's crazy. I don't blame him. I don't. I don't

543
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 1: blame him. Uh. In fact, you know the neighbor that

544
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 1: I grew up with, and she she lives in the house,

545
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:09,399
Speaker 1: the same house that my my parents owned. Um and

546
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,040
Speaker 1: she's leaving. She's going to Dallas. She's she's been in

547
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 1: California whole life. She's moving to Dallas. She's had enough

548
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 1: of King Newsome and all the bullcrap rules. I said,

549
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 1: I'm I'm jealous. I said, I am jealous. I got

550
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,399
Speaker 1: a cousin that lives in Idaho and he told me

551
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:25,879
Speaker 1: that over the last couple of weeks he had two

552
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 1: people neighbors that sold his house their houses to other

553
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:32,680
Speaker 1: people from California. And those people came in with all

554
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 1: cash offers. Whoa really interesting. They just said they need

555
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 1: to get the funk out of town. I was like,

556
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: where they coming from is in San Francisco. Yeah, well,

557
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 1: we'll see what what happens, all right. The Grand Champion

558
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:52,240
Speaker 1: Rand championship brother Grand championship for this sport, something that

559
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 1: pretty much all of us have done, is held every

560
00:28:56,600 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 1: year in Michigan. M's something pretty much everyone has done.

561
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 1: It's just I don't know that you would. It's not

562
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:11,080
Speaker 1: a traditional sport, how about that? Yeah, um, do do

563
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 1: do do do do do do? Not a tradition. I

564
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:20,680
Speaker 1: can't say something whack like croquet batmanton. Um, well you

565
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 1: said those. I like that. You you can't say them

566
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 1: while you said them. Well, I know, but as a guess, Um, yeah,

567
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:34,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. Hackey sack uh No. Stone skipping that's

568
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 1: good though. Hasn't every kid done that? Though? You go

569
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 1: to the lake or the ocean, You're like, let let

570
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 1: me see if I can throw the rock and have

571
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:46,479
Speaker 1: it skip across the Yeah the way there? Yeah, Lake

572
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 1: Arrowhead is a good spot to do that up near

573
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,960
Speaker 1: or at Tahoe. Yeah, Taho. It's like an eight hour

574
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 1: dry but it's a good I've got fresh powder up

575
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 1: there too, so wintertime or summer is good. Taho. Is

576
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:00,480
Speaker 1: that you like the Nevada side or the caliph You say,

577
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 1: I like the Nevada side because they have gamma. Yeah, yeah,

578
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 1: all right, in the nineteen twenties, we ate about twenty

579
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:11,640
Speaker 1: pounds of this year. Now it's only about six mm

580
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 1: hmm from twenty to six cabbage. Cabbage. You know that

581
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:26,280
Speaker 1: is incorrect, But I've been experiment I'm glad you brought

582
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 1: that up. Um, I've been experimented a lot using butter

583
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 1: more and then sometimes less on steaks. Oh is that right? Yeah?

584
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 1: My steak game is A plus. Now it was good,

585
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 1: it was B B plus, but now it's a it's

586
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 1: it's really sound kind of like an elitist there this No, No,

587
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 1: it's not. I mean the cooking is elite, Yes, the

588
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 1: skills are refined, like you'd be proud of me. I

589
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 1: don't know that proud would be the adjective that I

590
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 1: would use. But you do sound pretentious, I think is

591
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 1: the word No that like a stop. Anyone who's anyone

592
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 1: could cook a steak, But shouldn't it be something you

593
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 1: don't advertise and it just people find out about it

594
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:13,240
Speaker 1: because you cooked them the steak. In today's world, just

595
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 1: that you've just broadcasted. So you sound like a dude.

596
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 1: And in today's world, how many people are getting together

597
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 1: for a fine meal or any kind of meal. Apparently

598
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 1: some are right, I don't know what's going on. They're

599
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:28,240
Speaker 1: they're having their power shut off. Would you rat out

600
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 1: a neighbor if they had a party of like forty

601
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 1: or fifty people, No, I would not, would you know?

602
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 1: I'm probably good Joan. Oh, there's there's always that crowd

603
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 1: of every neighborhood's got it. The busy body, all right,

604
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 1: the busy body. It's got a medal in everyone else's business,

605
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 1: and we've all got and some people got nothing going

606
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 1: on in their lives. You know. It's the people that

607
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 1: you know exactly when the maleman is gonna come by

608
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 1: or when the trash is going to be picked up,

609
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 1: because they got they don't have a lot of things

610
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 1: going on. Yeah, you get that one person that's always

611
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 1: it's out and about, like first thing in the morning,

612
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 1: watering their grass and observing people driving by or walking

613
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 1: by just to see what they're up to. Yeah, exactly.

614
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 1: And it was it's like it's annoying, but you kind

615
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 1: of meddle in other people's business and impose themselves and

616
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 1: leave me alone. No need to poke your nose in

617
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 1: in my business. Okay, stop. It's like I learned in

618
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 1: Scooby Doo. Right, if it weren't for you meddling kids,

619
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 1: my life would be a lot easier. All right, let's

620
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 1: see what is next to your six percent of people

621
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 1: in a long distance relationship have this in common? What

622
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 1: is it? They like to be alone? Nope, they have

623
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 1: never met oh Man Titel. Yeah, there you go. I

624
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 1: can't believe ESPs. That's gotta because that's gotta because of

625
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 1: the Internet though, right, I think it's more now because

626
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,480
Speaker 1: the Internet you can have you can meet someone playing

627
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 1: a video game or in a you know, not chat

628
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 1: room but on social medi to you and not actually

629
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 1: ever physically meet them, at least for a while, because

630
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:08,640
Speaker 1: of geographically being undesirable. That's true. That's just well. I mean,

631
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 1: ESPN had that documentary that they resurfaced a few days ago.

632
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 1: I think it was just before the National Championship game

633
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 1: with Man Titel and all that bullshit with him and

634
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 1: it's fake girlfriend. One of the great nights of radio

635
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 1: we had. We also had a mant Our radio roast,

636
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 1: which was awesome. But I found out I was in

637
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 1: Vegas and I was driving back from Vegas and the

638
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 1: story came out. I think it was dead Spin had

639
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 1: the story back before they went full crazy town on

640
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:40,000
Speaker 1: that website. But they they had the story, and all

641
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 1: every update got it got better and better. It got

642
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 1: better and better than Brian Kelly handing out a game

643
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 1: ball to man Tito's fake dead girlfriend was outstanding. It

644
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:59,479
Speaker 1: was unreal. Oh so wonderful. Oh man, he's still bouncing

645
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 1: around the NFL. Where is he? He He was in New

646
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 1: Orleans Saints. Yeah, yeah, you know the Saints. Yeah, so

647
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 1: they're still You could go to the Super Bowl. Probably not,

648
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 1: but he could this year. All right, of women say

649
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:16,440
Speaker 1: this is their partner's worst habit. What is it? Belching? No,

650
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,440
Speaker 1: this seems odd to me. I've I've not done this,

651
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 1: leaving a wet towel on the bed. Oh you don't

652
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,840
Speaker 1: do that. No, And I usually leave the towel in

653
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:27,360
Speaker 1: the bathroom. I I dry off in the bathroom and

654
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,440
Speaker 1: then leave the towel there. Oh man, I never did.

655
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 1: But see you. You use the same towel over and

656
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 1: over again. That's why. No, no, no, no. I have

657
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 1: three towels. I use each twice and then I wash. Yeah,

658
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 1: I have a three day towel rotation. But they're all

659
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 1: in the bathroom, So I use you Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday,

660
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 1: wash and then got you. Yeah, I do that all

661
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,800
Speaker 1: the time. It's a bad habit of mine, especially because

662
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 1: you know, if I used to the towel get into bed,

663
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,839
Speaker 1: I can understand that would be annoying. That bed gets

664
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 1: a little damp and you're laying down and yeah, are

665
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:08,319
Speaker 1: in a new survey of single ladies that they are

666
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,760
Speaker 1: looking for a partner who is good at this sex?

667
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:19,359
Speaker 1: I'm guessing that's how about how about cooking? No, it's

668
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 1: actually being a handy man fixed crap. Well, I I

669
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 1: lose in that department. I lose. Are you a handyman? Guest? Count?

670
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,359
Speaker 1: Are you able to fix stuff? Yeah? But I mean

671
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 1: with the power of YouTube you can. You can learn

672
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,839
Speaker 1: those things right away. Yeah. You can fake it till

673
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 1: you make it. You can fake it till you make it. Yeah,

674
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,720
Speaker 1: absolutely all right. Over fifty percent of men have lied

675
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 1: about this on the first date. What is it their

676
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 1: sex count? Uh? No, how much they work out? Oh?

677
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 1: Everyone lies about not man? Well not not here you

678
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 1: go popping up again? Just you know, I made you

679
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:59,879
Speaker 1: gonna gonna get that stuff in. Man, The belligerent Guestcott's

680
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 1: there's one thing I do not lie about. It's one

681
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:06,759
Speaker 1: thing I don't lie about. I was working out, okay,

682
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:10,799
Speaker 1: Donna's okay, chisel out of stone. Hey listen, you need

683
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:13,240
Speaker 1: some kind of therapy, right, So going out and seeing

684
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:14,879
Speaker 1: the beach a little bit, or go to the park.

685
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:18,880
Speaker 1: You gotta have that ship, especially today's world. Man, Yeah, okay,

686
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:23,400
Speaker 1: what good for you? Uh, let's see here, what do

687
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 1: we got? Percent of people say they use this excuse

688
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,799
Speaker 1: to get out of exercising. There he goes ties into

689
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 1: the same thing. Yeah, Um, can't work out because of

690
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:42,280
Speaker 1: blank my clothes are dirty. No, the weather, Oh, the weather.

691
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,840
Speaker 1: I was. I drove by a gym. I was donating

692
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:49,320
Speaker 1: some stuff at the in Orange County, some of my

693
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:51,760
Speaker 1: my parents stuff, some of the old clothes and stuff.

694
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 1: So I was driving by the donations thing. There was

695
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 1: a gym in Orange County and it was open. I

696
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,400
Speaker 1: didn't realize they were open in Orange County. But there

697
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 1: was a line a round the building. I guess they

698
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,320
Speaker 1: only allow a certain number of people in. Yeah. Set

699
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 1: all these people wearing their gym clothes, standing in line,

700
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,879
Speaker 1: looking at their smartphones, waiting to be allowed into the gym.

701
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 1: That's unbelievable. A couple of the gyms that I know

702
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 1: about are they moved all their stuff outside and it's

703
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,360
Speaker 1: nearly the same thing where they're only having it tapered

704
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 1: off for UH specific groups at a time, so you

705
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,439
Speaker 1: can only get in there for like thirty or forty

706
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 1: five minutes of pop and then after that you you

707
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:32,319
Speaker 1: gotta get out. So the gym's around where I live

708
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 1: or not not open at all. But I'm I'm done

709
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,360
Speaker 1: with the gym. I got my treadmill now Gascon, so

710
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 1: I'm good. I'll need to go to the gym anymore.

711
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:42,360
Speaker 1: You need some weights, man, gott My wife's got a

712
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:43,879
Speaker 1: few weights in there. We got like a little mini

713
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:47,919
Speaker 1: Mallard gym, little home gym type thing. Yeah, well whatever

714
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:51,200
Speaker 1: was it's good. Listen, it's all right. I'll see the

715
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 1: gym memberships, painting the ascid. I will miss the sauna.

716
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,879
Speaker 1: I's like going in the sauna and the steam room

717
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,040
Speaker 1: and steam rooms great. I love the steam room. Me.

718
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,879
Speaker 1: I sweat a lot, get a good sweat going. I'll

719
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:06,359
Speaker 1: deal with it. I'll survive my life. Will We'll go on.

720
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,719
Speaker 1: I've made it almost a year, without going to the gym.

721
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 1: So I think I'll be okay in the night. In

722
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,880
Speaker 1: the nineteen thirties, a guy could make a hundred dollars

723
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 1: a week commission selling this, which is the equivalent of

724
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 1: eighteen hundred dollars today. How about that you can make

725
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 1: eighteen hundred dollars a week in the nineteen thirties selling

726
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:30,319
Speaker 1: this toasters Good Humor ice cream They're the famous Good

727
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:33,799
Speaker 1: Humor ice cream bars. No you don't know? No, got

728
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 1: guess on what? Lack of knowledge? Bad job by you?

729
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:41,280
Speaker 1: The Good Humor ice cream truck legendary in the nineteen

730
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 1: twenties and thirties. Man, it was part of pop culture

731
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:48,800
Speaker 1: in America. I think up in the fifth Yes, these

732
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 1: come on shaved. These were so good. Yeah, they call them,

733
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:58,279
Speaker 1: they call them sales cars. They call them the ice

734
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 1: cream trucks. Yes, what we're your favorite? I love the

735
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 1: chocolate chip sandwich, you know, with the uh oh that

736
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 1: I love. I still love. That's one of my favorite

737
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,880
Speaker 1: ice cream desserts. What was your face? You let me

738
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 1: get a strawberry? You like that strawberry? Strawberry was good.

739
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 1: The cookies and cream was really good. Those are probably

740
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 1: my favorites. But my my grandma lived on the bootleg

741
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:26,320
Speaker 1: part of San Pedro, so that ghetto part. They always

742
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,319
Speaker 1: had those ice cream trucks going up and down the

743
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 1: streets always. I remember the cookie, the Good Humor cone

744
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:37,239
Speaker 1: with the it had the scoop of vanilla, but then

745
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 1: it had the chocolate with the nuts on it there. Yeah,

746
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:43,080
Speaker 1: that was all. We always got that a lot. They

747
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:45,839
Speaker 1: would experiment. It was always big. You play Little League,

748
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:49,800
Speaker 1: and then the ice cream truck, the Good Humor truck. Yeah,

749
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 1: that's good, good money though. How about that the teen

750
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 1: hundred bucks a week selling ice cream. It's pretty good.

751
00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 1: Sign me up for that. That you could go from

752
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 1: there to working in and out and being a manager,

753
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:05,440
Speaker 1: working making a hundred thousand dollars a year. Although I'll

754
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 1: be careful because there was a guy at the gym

755
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 1: when I was speaking of the gym who worked his

756
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:13,399
Speaker 1: way up for making French fries in and out into

757
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:15,800
Speaker 1: a management position. But then he got to a certain

758
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:19,279
Speaker 1: age and they pole axed him. He got, he got

759
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:22,319
Speaker 1: like he's convinced it was because he was making too

760
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 1: much money and he was too old, and they got

761
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 1: rid of him. That sucks, alright, eighty percent of men

762
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:34,920
Speaker 1: admit they get embarrassed when they order this at a restaurant. Shake. Yeah, no,

763
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 1: it's a type of drink. Oh um, can't be a

764
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:42,759
Speaker 1: martini a Cosmopolitan. I guess it could be a Martine Cosmopolitan.

765
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 1: No diet soda? What? Yeah? Alright, so you have no

766
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:50,759
Speaker 1: shame in your game though you you order the diet soda. Yeah,

767
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 1: I mean I haven't had diet soda in a long time. No, what,

768
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:58,439
Speaker 1: that's weird. Just point out that's the that's the deal.

769
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:01,920
Speaker 1: Point that out interesting. All right, I got a time

770
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,399
Speaker 1: for a couple more. According to a new survey, eight

771
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 1: percent of people say they never do this. What is

772
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,839
Speaker 1: it to an item that we all have? But they

773
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:16,440
Speaker 1: never do this with that? Im mm hm um, plug

774
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 1: their nose, Harris, clean their phone. Okay, when's the last

775
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 1: time you cleaned your phone? I haven't cleaned it for

776
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:27,040
Speaker 1: a long time. Neither. By yeah either by all right.

777
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:30,319
Speaker 1: Last one of the people who own one of these

778
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:35,759
Speaker 1: nine percent overwhelming percent say they'd buy another one next

779
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:49,279
Speaker 1: time they need one. Um fuck? Uh fuck? Is that

780
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 1: the answer is that the I'm trying to think of

781
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:55,960
Speaker 1: what this could possibly be? What could it possibly I'll

782
00:41:55,960 --> 00:42:00,719
Speaker 1: give it. Okay, electric car, Now, I've a theory on this,

783
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 1: all right. And I had an electric car that was

784
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:06,799
Speaker 1: a lemon, so I had to get rid of it.

785
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:09,359
Speaker 1: The Alutmobile was a lemon. But the reason you would

786
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:13,920
Speaker 1: keep buying electric cars typically you put the infrastructure in,

787
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 1: put a charging unit in your house. You know, if

788
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 1: you live in a house, you put a charging unit.

789
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,440
Speaker 1: So why would you invest that You wouldn't want to

790
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:25,919
Speaker 1: keep using that power, so you would get another electric car. Yeah,

791
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:29,280
Speaker 1: and I'd be willing to get another electric car once

792
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 1: the mileage gets a little bit higher, because I don't

793
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:34,320
Speaker 1: I don't think they go even the Tesla's what's the

794
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:37,480
Speaker 1: range on a Tesla? That's good? Es? Why am I

795
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 1: asking you? I don't know. I don't I don't have

796
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,799
Speaker 1: a Tesla. Um, that's that's one of the things you're missing.

797
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 1: West of the four oh five. Yeah, this one says

798
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 1: four and two miles for a TESTA models fo miles. Yeah,

799
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:57,719
Speaker 1: that's all. I mean, they can get to six D.

800
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 1: I mean, what do you get your five hundred? I

801
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:03,759
Speaker 1: get like five hundred on my car. No way, you

802
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 1: get five hundred. Yeah, that's around five hundred. Give it

803
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 1: take compending how I drive. Yeah, man, I get like

804
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:14,319
Speaker 1: two eight five. Yeah, I have a few. I have

805
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,920
Speaker 1: a it's a hybrid car that I have, but it's

806
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:20,480
Speaker 1: not an electric car. When I had the electric car,

807
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 1: it only went like it was like two hundred miles

808
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 1: or something like that. You didn't that was it. I

809
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 1: will go on long drives on in the summer, you

810
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:32,359
Speaker 1: know'll go all over California and Nevada or whatever and

811
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 1: paying the ask to drive two hundred miles and then

812
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:38,319
Speaker 1: stop for half an hour an hour and charge your car.

813
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 1: And I was like, what is that. I need to

814
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 1: borrow your car? Want to make long drive ship? You're

815
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 1: making out like a bandit. Well, I'm not driving anywhere now,

816
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,680
Speaker 1: so I know. But when you do, I mean, even

817
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 1: to the studio, you're you know, you're not well. Next

818
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 1: time you get a car, gask and you got a

819
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 1: big truck, why don't you try to find a car

820
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 1: that's fuel efficient so when you drive to the end

821
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:00,080
Speaker 1: of California you will not be spending as much of

822
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 1: gas because I usually put a lot of things in

823
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 1: my car, and small sedans like the one you have.

824
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 1: Just don't sit wealth with me, all right, well, you

825
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:13,239
Speaker 1: have to pick. You pick your battles. But your car

826
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 1: is reliable to You've had that for a long time, right, Yeah,

827
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:18,839
Speaker 1: it's pretty good. I get service and whatnot. It's I've

828
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 1: had no no issues with this. I had one. I

829
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:25,759
Speaker 1: had one and we it was a malfunction that we

830
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:29,319
Speaker 1: got fixed and since then nothing's nothing's been been bad

831
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:31,399
Speaker 1: about it. So get your wife a Tesla. I want

832
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:34,719
Speaker 1: to see the mists of the tesla her. Get her

833
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:40,239
Speaker 1: a new kitchen. Get her a Tesla. Yeah, doesn't got

834
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 1: leave have a Tesla. I think it does. Got leave

835
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:44,880
Speaker 1: have a he lives in Orange County or something. Now,

836
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,359
Speaker 1: it wasn't like testing. I think Rob Parker has neither

837
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:51,840
Speaker 1: that or a Rover. I forget what Rob has. You

838
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:55,640
Speaker 1: guys just have these massive I don't have a man.

839
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 1: I have a I have a sedan. It gets good

840
00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 1: gas midge, I used to have. I I drove fe

841
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:04,239
Speaker 1: fifty for you. He explorer. Um, I always said my

842
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 1: mom she was like she convinced, she was very paranoid

843
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:10,839
Speaker 1: about me driving, about accidents. So she's like, you gotta

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Speaker 1: guest Scott. We will have another mail bag podcast on Sunday.

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Speaker 1: I know that's very exciting, very excited about the mail bag.

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Speaker 1: We will have that for you. Have a great rest

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Speaker 1: of your Saturday, and we will catch you next time.

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