WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Magical, Double Dip 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:01.480 Kubbooms. 0:00:02.320 --> 0:00:05.400 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.200 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.240 --> 0:00:12.520 of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.520 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:17.480 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:18.360 Wow. 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:22.320 The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special. 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:30.720 The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now. 0:00:29.040 --> 0:00:35.360 In the air everywhere. The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben 0:00:35.440 --> 0:00:40.760 Maller and Danny g Radio on a college football Saturday, 0:00:41.640 --> 0:00:45.159 rivalry games, well number of rivalry games. It's that time 0:00:45.200 --> 0:00:50.000 of the year, the weekend before thanks Giving, and we 0:00:50.040 --> 0:00:53.080 are back in the Magic audio Box, not the magic 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:56.120 radio box, the magic audio box, the pod box. Here 0:00:56.560 --> 0:01:02.360 on this twenty third day of November. And it's National 0:01:02.440 --> 0:01:05.240 Cashew Day today, So make sure to eat some cashews today. 0:01:06.000 --> 0:01:09.640 Those those are only good if they're covered in chocolate. Well, 0:01:09.640 --> 0:01:12.440 anything covered in chocolate is pretty good, isn't it. People 0:01:12.480 --> 0:01:14.720 eat all kinds of bugs covered in chocolate. 0:01:14.760 --> 0:01:17.880 I think to eat a cranberry day to day as 0:01:17.920 --> 0:01:20.959 they try to remind people to have cranberries for things, Oh. 0:01:20.680 --> 0:01:23.200 For when you get another uti on the overnight. 0:01:23.560 --> 0:01:26.759 Yes, that's the only time that you ever consume cranberries 0:01:26.959 --> 0:01:31.319 typically is under that scenario. So anyway, we're hanging out 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:33.600 with you. It's a you know, the deal and all that, 0:01:33.800 --> 0:01:36.640 and we're just kind of kind of chilling. Danny is 0:01:37.840 --> 0:01:41.360 is back, but you're traveling all over you the traveling man, 0:01:41.480 --> 0:01:43.679 Danny g is what you are. You're all over the world. 0:01:43.720 --> 0:01:44.760 You're back, Ben. 0:01:44.959 --> 0:01:48.160 We are up early on this Saturday. I am here 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:52.440 in Alabama. I got to bed early enough last night. 0:01:52.480 --> 0:01:55.760 Covino and Rich were still partying with the listeners here 0:01:55.760 --> 0:01:59.000 in Auburn. After the live broadcast, I did the happy 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:01.280 hour and then I got my food to go and 0:02:01.320 --> 0:02:04.480 I went up here to my hotel room and those guys, 0:02:04.560 --> 0:02:07.240 who knows how late they stayed out, but they have 0:02:07.320 --> 0:02:10.720 some pea ones who really like to drink with them. Yeah. 0:02:10.880 --> 0:02:13.200 So are you eating the traditional like grits? Are you 0:02:13.240 --> 0:02:17.359 eating pecan pie? Like what boiled peanuts? I'm trying to 0:02:17.360 --> 0:02:22.919 think of southern like Alabama type foods, like some green tomatoes. Oh, 0:02:22.960 --> 0:02:24.680 you go to go to waffle house when I'm in 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:26.840 the South. I make sure to go to waffle house 0:02:27.000 --> 0:02:30.919 when I think southern, traditional Southern cooking. It's waffle house. 0:02:31.000 --> 0:02:33.920 And then what's the other restaurant that's. 0:02:33.520 --> 0:02:36.760 I was looking up Culver's. Do they have one in Auburn. 0:02:37.160 --> 0:02:40.000 I don't think they have one in Auburn. There are 0:02:40.040 --> 0:02:43.680 some in Florida, mostly the Midwest. There's one in Arizona. 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:47.960 I don't think they're in Alabama. What's the other Southern 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:51.080 like a restaurant's got a gift shop? 0:02:52.040 --> 0:02:54.040 Oh, cracker Barrel, Yeah. 0:02:53.880 --> 0:02:55.880 Cracker Brow. That's when I think of the South when 0:02:55.880 --> 0:02:59.200 I visit my father in law who lives in North Carolina. 0:02:59.240 --> 0:03:01.400 We got to go to a Cracker barrew. Gotta go 0:03:01.440 --> 0:03:03.120 to the Cracker Brow. But now it's everywhere, so it's 0:03:03.120 --> 0:03:05.000 not the same. You gotta go to like local places. 0:03:05.000 --> 0:03:08.560 But yeah, a different speed man in Alabama do things 0:03:08.600 --> 0:03:10.160 a little little slow. 0:03:10.200 --> 0:03:12.720 I Ben, I just looked it up right now, it's 0:03:13.120 --> 0:03:17.160 the Culvers here there is you get some cheese curds man? Yeah, 0:03:17.280 --> 0:03:20.800 East University drive here in Auburn. That means before we 0:03:20.840 --> 0:03:23.480 get on our in our rental car, I should say 0:03:23.520 --> 0:03:26.359 to drive all the way back to Atlanta's airport. I'm 0:03:26.360 --> 0:03:28.760 going to convince Cnar to go through the drive through 0:03:28.800 --> 0:03:29.399 a Culvers. 0:03:29.680 --> 0:03:31.799 Yeah. Yeah, you gotta get a call, you get a butterburger, 0:03:32.040 --> 0:03:34.560 and you get the cheese curds, and they also have 0:03:34.840 --> 0:03:39.560 delicious desserts as well. So it's a solid solid It's 0:03:39.600 --> 0:03:42.240 like the in and out of the Midwest, five guys, 0:03:42.320 --> 0:03:43.960 is the in and out of the of the East Coast. 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:45.360 You got in and out obviously on the West coast, 0:03:45.360 --> 0:03:47.440 but then you got the Culver's in the Midwest, and 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:49.400 that's the way the way to do it. So on 0:03:49.440 --> 0:03:56.680 this podcast, we've got phoned in Abra cadabra, desserts, taco go, 0:03:56.760 --> 0:03:58.240 we got all kinds of stuff, but I wanted to 0:03:58.240 --> 0:04:00.760 start with it. So this is the Sadday Pod. Now. 0:04:01.160 --> 0:04:04.440 The first thing I must do, Danny, is shamelessly beg 0:04:04.520 --> 0:04:07.960 you the listener to watch Benny Versus the Penny, the 0:04:08.280 --> 0:04:10.280 TV show I talked about a little bit yesterday on 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:12.360 the Friday Pod. But it's all day to day. It's 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:16.000 on Peacock, it's on television throughout the day. One thing 0:04:16.040 --> 0:04:20.159 I have noticed in the last month or so is 0:04:20.200 --> 0:04:25.080 how many people get up early on Saturdays. Because I've 0:04:25.080 --> 0:04:27.880 had so many people that have said in la that 0:04:28.000 --> 0:04:31.920 have seen the TV show. It airs at like eight 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:35.560 in the morning on the Lakers cable channel here in La. 0:04:35.760 --> 0:04:39.280 Yeah, yeah, I saw you last weekend in Key Key 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:40.600 on the Laker channel. 0:04:41.200 --> 0:04:44.640 Yeah. It's nuts. And I've had like multiple people say, oh, yeah, 0:04:44.640 --> 0:04:46.680 I was out at breakfast and they had the thing 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:49.440 on GUS because the Lakers usually plan on Fridays. Maybe 0:04:49.440 --> 0:04:52.960 that's just because they have the channel on when they 0:04:52.960 --> 0:04:54.920 turn the TV off. It's I don't know, but I've 0:04:54.960 --> 0:04:56.840 had more people say they watch it at eight in 0:04:56.880 --> 0:05:00.719 the morning than eight o'clock at night, which is which 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:03.000 is kind of crazy. But yeah, so they have the 0:05:03.040 --> 0:05:04.919 Laker channel in Hawaii. Of course that would make sense, right, 0:05:04.920 --> 0:05:07.320 There's a lot of Laker historians there in Hawaii, so 0:05:07.320 --> 0:05:11.880 they would have the channel. Oh no, hell, Bill Miller TV. 0:05:11.960 --> 0:05:13.400 When you were in Hawaii, right, I mean what you 0:05:13.440 --> 0:05:14.920 watch TV? You said you can't watch. 0:05:15.440 --> 0:05:18.440 The only time I turned the TV on was to 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:22.599 see if I could what's the word something cast where 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:25.040 you could take your iPad and cast it onto the 0:05:25.040 --> 0:05:25.760 TV screen. 0:05:25.960 --> 0:05:27.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:05:27.240 --> 0:05:29.640 I was trying to put the Tyson fight on the 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:33.560 TV in the hotel room, and they didn't have that function. 0:05:34.400 --> 0:05:36.520 My wife and I just put my iPad on the 0:05:36.560 --> 0:05:39.039 bed and watched the Tyson fight that way. 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:41.359 Well, it's funny you bring that up, because this actually 0:05:41.400 --> 0:05:44.880 is a story that I would like to share. Not 0:05:44.880 --> 0:05:46.919 not about the TV show Betty versus the Penny on 0:05:46.960 --> 0:05:49.320 Peacock and all that, but Friday, last Friday, I did 0:05:49.320 --> 0:05:52.359 the old Switcher room. I was planning a nice quiet 0:05:52.480 --> 0:05:55.000 night at the mallor mansion fight night. Now, this is 0:05:55.040 --> 0:05:56.600 something that I used to do back in the day. 0:05:56.600 --> 0:05:59.200 We all used to do this, like big fights, have 0:05:59.279 --> 0:06:01.880 a party that's pretty much died for the most part. 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:03.320 I mean, I know there's every once in a while. 0:06:03.320 --> 0:06:04.800 I was a big UFC fight. I'm not really a 0:06:04.880 --> 0:06:06.760 UFC guy. Every once in a while check it out. 0:06:06.800 --> 0:06:07.040 Whatever. 0:06:07.760 --> 0:06:11.480 So Mike Tyson versus Jake Paul from Jerry's World there 0:06:11.520 --> 0:06:14.560 in the Dallas there in Arlington, and I'd planned this, 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:18.719 and then I realized that I had double booked, so 0:06:18.800 --> 0:06:20.640 I double boy. So I had a buddy of mine 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:25.680 from Dallas who was in town. Ironically enough, the Tyson 0:06:25.720 --> 0:06:29.200 fight taking place in the Dallas area, and this is 0:06:29.240 --> 0:06:34.320 my longest tenured friend. We go back to the playgrounds 0:06:34.320 --> 0:06:37.720 of elementary school. I pretty much lost contact with everyone 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:40.680 else who I knew at that period of my life. 0:06:41.440 --> 0:06:43.200 Some of these people are like Facebook friends, but they're 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:46.279 not real friends. This is a real friend. He works 0:06:46.279 --> 0:06:50.160 with the irs, so he's not perfect in Dallas, and 0:06:50.560 --> 0:06:54.360 he's lacking the sports gene. He lacks the sports Jean 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:58.040 Danny and oh boy. Yeah. So he had no interest 0:06:58.120 --> 0:07:01.880 in the fight, no interest. He didn't want to know, 0:07:02.000 --> 0:07:03.520 he didn't know about it, wanted nothing to do with 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:06.280 it and all that. So so this is like the 0:07:06.279 --> 0:07:08.360 one day a year I hang out with this guy. 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:12.000 So I was like, you know what, I gotta be 0:07:12.000 --> 0:07:14.840 a grown up, you know, and Mike Tyson's not going 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:16.840 to miss me if I'm sitting on my ass on 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:19.000 myself for watching. So I planned the whole day. We 0:07:19.040 --> 0:07:21.280 went out for burgers for launch, had some cheeseburgers for 0:07:21.360 --> 0:07:24.760 lunch and fries, and then I made the editorial decision 0:07:25.680 --> 0:07:28.360 that we would go out because he wanted to go 0:07:28.640 --> 0:07:32.880 you know, go around La whatever. So I phoned it in. 0:07:33.520 --> 0:07:35.920 I was able to phone it in. I was able 0:07:35.960 --> 0:07:41.080 to watch the Tyson Jake Paul fight on my small iPhone, 0:07:41.800 --> 0:07:44.120 and I had no issue. Did you have any issues streaming? 0:07:44.160 --> 0:07:45.520 I had no issues streaming. 0:07:46.000 --> 0:07:50.400 It's funny you bring this up because Rich Davis said 0:07:50.440 --> 0:07:52.600 that in his little group of friends, and they were 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:55.920 all trying to watch on their big TV. The only 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:58.040 way they were able to keep track of what was 0:07:58.080 --> 0:08:01.160 going on when the TV was buffering is Riches feed 0:08:01.240 --> 0:08:04.880 on his phone never got interrupted. So, for whatever reason, 0:08:04.920 --> 0:08:07.239 if you were on Netflix on your phone, you had 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:09.000 less to zero problems. 0:08:09.880 --> 0:08:13.200 Now there was a conspiracy. Coop brought this up that 0:08:13.360 --> 0:08:17.320 there's different tiers of Netflix, so if you have the 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:20.240 higher tier, you were all right. If you were ah, 0:08:20.360 --> 0:08:23.320 they basically pooped on the people that didn't pay the 0:08:23.440 --> 0:08:27.560 proper amount for the Netflix. I don't even know how 0:08:27.600 --> 0:08:30.520 much we probably play like premium at our house. I 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:32.520 don't know how much we pay it. I don't really 0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:35.000 want to know because that would drive me nuts. So anyway, 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:38.000 so I'm watching on my phone. I had, like I said, 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:43.040 no issues. I'm glad I made the right call. Man? 0:08:43.320 --> 0:08:44.079 Was that boring? 0:08:44.520 --> 0:08:49.560 Tyson landed eighteen punches in eight rounds eighteen. There were 0:08:49.559 --> 0:08:51.840 two minute rounds, but eighteen punches, and most of those 0:08:51.840 --> 0:08:54.360 seemed like they were early in the fight and. 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:57.360 So yeah, yeah, it felt like the first two rounds 0:08:57.480 --> 0:08:59.160 were really all of his punches. 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:01.400 Yeah, I was like, all I put my work in, 0:09:01.800 --> 0:09:05.240 I'm out see you later. And so it was great 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:08.280 for me as an introvert because I was out. We 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:12.440 went into la from the north Woods there and that 0:09:12.600 --> 0:09:16.839 was actually the the Abra cadabra part of the story. 0:09:16.920 --> 0:09:19.160 So the wife decided, you know, we need to take 0:09:19.200 --> 0:09:25.240 your buddy out to a magic show. And really I didn't. 0:09:25.280 --> 0:09:27.400 I didn't know that that my buddy needed to see 0:09:27.840 --> 0:09:28.760 a magic show. 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:34.160 And yeah, experiment rhino like a girl makes the poll disappear. 0:09:33.800 --> 0:09:37.880 Well, that would be a very entertaining. But no. We 0:09:37.920 --> 0:09:44.000 went to the Black Rabbit Rose Magic Show in La 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:45.520 in in Hollywood. 0:09:45.840 --> 0:09:48.520 It's like a it almost sounds like a strip club. 0:09:48.720 --> 0:09:53.960 It does, it does. It's this old speakeasy style bar theater. 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:57.679 It's in Hollywood, and you know, very hip. You know, 0:09:57.679 --> 0:09:59.679 I'm a hip guy, Danny, you know I don't look 0:09:59.720 --> 0:10:02.400 like a guy. Well, anyway, I was there hanging out 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:05.480 and we went to see the nine o'clock show. So 0:10:05.520 --> 0:10:10.240 I was watching the fight on my my fhont it ended, 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:14.839 uh actually before that, but I was watching. We were 0:10:14.960 --> 0:10:18.880 at a at a restaurant there and the Black Magic 0:10:18.960 --> 0:10:25.200 Rows Racist. It's a very small speak as I said, 0:10:25.200 --> 0:10:29.120 speak easy there and you know, expensive cocktails and whatnot. 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:32.800 And it was it's pretty good. I actually been there 0:10:32.880 --> 0:10:35.959 years ago. I had not been in a while. It's 0:10:36.040 --> 0:10:40.400 very intimate setting. Immersive is a word I would use 0:10:40.920 --> 0:10:44.319 for that, and it was. It was pretty cool. My 0:10:44.640 --> 0:10:46.960 buddy was he was happy. He didn't like sports, so 0:10:47.000 --> 0:10:50.920 he was happy watching that. And we watched watch the 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:53.880 Magic Act and all that, and it was amazing and 0:10:53.920 --> 0:10:55.480 great and all that. Now, before we went to the 0:10:55.480 --> 0:10:57.320 Magic I didnt want to mention this before I forget. 0:10:58.640 --> 0:10:59.880 So this is one of those things that bum me out. 0:10:59.880 --> 0:11:01.960 When I used to live in in La, I lived 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:05.920 in Park Librea for a while and then I lived 0:11:05.920 --> 0:11:07.680 I lived a couple of different places in the Hollywood. 0:11:07.679 --> 0:11:09.520 But but I live in Parklebury, which is if you're 0:11:09.520 --> 0:11:13.959 familiar with La, mid city, mid Wiltshire district of La, 0:11:15.200 --> 0:11:19.400 massive compound of apartments as far as you can see. Dany, 0:11:19.440 --> 0:11:21.079 have you been to Park Lebrea as far as you 0:11:21.120 --> 0:11:26.040 can see apartment buildings? Yeah, yeah, it's just it's just wild. 0:11:26.040 --> 0:11:28.480 So anyway, I lived and right down the street on 0:11:28.520 --> 0:11:34.760 Beverly up Houser and on Beverly was El Coyote. Now, 0:11:34.800 --> 0:11:37.440 El Coyote was my go to Mexican restaurant in the 0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:42.120 in the nineties and early two thousands when I kind 0:11:42.120 --> 0:11:45.280 of lived in that area. So I went back. As 0:11:45.320 --> 0:11:47.800 I said, we went to the magic show. And my 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:51.280 my buddy, he loves this El Coyote as well. I 0:11:51.720 --> 0:11:53.480 used to go there with him when when I lived 0:11:53.480 --> 0:11:56.480 there in the area. So we we went there to 0:11:56.559 --> 0:11:59.560 have some some great Mexican for this is like an 0:11:59.600 --> 0:12:04.560 old holl he would place. According to Tom Looney, Wyatt 0:12:04.559 --> 0:12:08.120 Irp eight at L Coyote, the great Wyatt Irp. 0:12:09.520 --> 0:12:11.640 Well, Looney shouldn't know he was around back then. 0:12:11.800 --> 0:12:12.840 Exactly exactly. 0:12:13.559 --> 0:12:14.160 So he told me. 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:16.120 Actually, I brought this up when we were doing the 0:12:16.120 --> 0:12:17.760 TV show this week, so oh yeah, whyet up? You 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:20.240 steep there? And I thought he was full of shit, 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:23.920 and I looked it up. And Wyatt Earp lived till 0:12:24.160 --> 0:12:30.120 nineteen twenty nine. So the math does work out. L 0:12:30.200 --> 0:12:34.160 Coyote has been around for a long time, so it 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:37.120 is possible. It sounds like bull crap to me, though, 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:39.480 you know it's one of those things. It sounds like 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:44.959 it just sounds ridiculous, and I don't think it's I 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:47.720 guess I think Olk opened right around that time, but 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:50.200 I don't know who cares. So I go in there, 0:12:50.200 --> 0:12:52.880 and the only reason I'm bringing up this story is 0:12:52.920 --> 0:12:55.240 I order. I like crunchy tacos. They have good crunchy 0:12:55.280 --> 0:12:57.720 tacos at L Coyote. So I'm in there, I'm ordering 0:12:57.760 --> 0:13:02.080 my tacos. I'm doing my thing. And I don't think 0:13:02.120 --> 0:13:03.559 I sent this to you because you were in Hawaii. 0:13:04.080 --> 0:13:07.400 You want to take a guess how much one crunchy 0:13:07.440 --> 0:13:13.160 taco costs at El Coyote, Mexican restaurant in Los Angeles. 0:13:13.600 --> 0:13:20.480 One one taco, one time. This is a this is cheese, lettuce, uh, 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:22.840 some kind of meat, and a tortilla. 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:26.920 I'm gonna say it's six dollars and fifty cents. 0:13:27.240 --> 0:13:30.600 Six dollars and fifty cents. Let's see here, how about No, 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:35.520 how about seven dollars and thirty eight cents. Wow, seven 0:13:35.600 --> 0:13:39.160 dollars and thirty eight cents for one taco. So for 0:13:39.360 --> 0:13:44.959 three tacos, we are over twenty two dollars for three tacos. 0:13:45.400 --> 0:13:48.719 For three taco Now, back in my day, Danny, I 0:13:48.800 --> 0:13:52.600 used to go in there and the taco was you 0:13:52.600 --> 0:13:55.240 know what was the title? It was like two bucks 0:13:55.280 --> 0:14:00.480 two fifty. I cadntplained about it, seven thirty eight thirty 0:14:00.480 --> 0:14:02.400 eight for does that seem a little excessive? 0:14:02.520 --> 0:14:02.839 Or am I? 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:05.160 Am I out of my mind? Am I out of 0:14:05.200 --> 0:14:05.520 my mind? 0:14:05.679 --> 0:14:07.800 No? I mean, you know, we don't want to do 0:14:07.880 --> 0:14:11.160 what they call quote unquote old guy radio. Yeah, but 0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:14.640 we we even hear the youngsters bitching about food prices 0:14:14.720 --> 0:14:17.440 right now. Our teenage daughter, she came home the other 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:20.000 day because she went to McDonald's with her friend from 0:14:20.080 --> 0:14:22.240 high school. There were eighth graders I guess the year 0:14:22.240 --> 0:14:25.640 before high school, and she said, can you guys believe it? 0:14:25.640 --> 0:14:30.040 It was twenty dollars for my food at McDonald's. So 0:14:30.760 --> 0:14:33.040 the kids are even bitching about this. You're allowed. 0:14:33.600 --> 0:14:37.120 No, it's it's ridiculous. And I so I order the tacos. 0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:38.840 I figured I was like, already there and you know, 0:14:38.840 --> 0:14:43.800 it's fine whatever, and so we got that, but they 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:45.960 did not give me two free desserts though, Danny, when 0:14:45.960 --> 0:14:47.240 I was there, and I really would have liked for 0:14:47.320 --> 0:14:50.360 seven dollars and thirty eight cent frenchy tacos. I would 0:14:50.440 --> 0:14:53.600 like to have a nicer which this other place which 0:14:53.680 --> 0:14:55.840 is kind of closer to where I am, this other 0:14:56.160 --> 0:15:00.320 Mexican restaurant which is kind of in the hood. Tacos 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:04.280 I think, you know, three dollars each, which is still expensive, 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:07.080 but I could get two for one, two and a 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:10.920 half for one basically compared to al Cody. But no dessert. 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:13.120 I did not have dessert. I figured I spent enough money. 0:15:13.560 --> 0:15:17.040 Yeah, what's the phrase you always say, rare and appropriate? 0:15:17.240 --> 0:15:20.280 Yes, rare and appropriate, rare and appropriate, That is Correctice. 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:23.160 We've gone to Hawaii a couple of times, my wife 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:25.040 and I since we've been married, and that's where we 0:15:25.120 --> 0:15:28.920 got married. Whenever we think about a little vacation, even 0:15:28.960 --> 0:15:32.720 if it's a quick turnaround, it's lax or long beach 0:15:32.880 --> 0:15:36.520 out to the islands. Yeah, it's a what four and 0:15:36.520 --> 0:15:39.720 a half five hour flight for a straight shot. It's 0:15:40.080 --> 0:15:42.480 not bad if you can get on Hawaiian airlines, which 0:15:42.520 --> 0:15:46.960 we did. Prices for the airlines been not that bad. 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:50.480 The price is for staying anywhere on the island or 0:15:50.520 --> 0:15:53.680 trying to get a rental car bad news to get 0:15:53.720 --> 0:15:56.720 around that we just took an uber or a taxi 0:15:56.840 --> 0:16:00.200 cab rather the old school uber to the hotel well, 0:16:00.200 --> 0:16:03.160 and we stayed at the hotel the whole weekend hive 0:16:03.320 --> 0:16:07.240 my suits. What was nice is the hotel had a 0:16:07.240 --> 0:16:10.400 little shuttle which they had an app attached to it 0:16:10.800 --> 0:16:13.480 so you could use it like an uber as long 0:16:13.520 --> 0:16:16.120 as it was like within five miles of the hotel. 0:16:16.920 --> 0:16:18.800 So the one time we went out to eat a 0:16:18.880 --> 0:16:22.920 decent meal during the weekend, which cost over one hundred dollars, 0:16:22.920 --> 0:16:25.960 there easy we got a ride from the hotel, so 0:16:26.000 --> 0:16:28.480 it was nice. We found ways to save a little 0:16:28.480 --> 0:16:30.720 bit of money and still be on a small vacation. 0:16:31.360 --> 0:16:34.400 It was just three days and then boom back to California. 0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:35.920 What island did you go to? 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:39.560 We went to Waikiki, ok So Honolulu main. 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:42.360 This is the big one side, the big city, and 0:16:42.360 --> 0:16:43.560 then the other side. 0:16:43.360 --> 0:16:47.920 Is Paradise exactly. You try to stay away from as 0:16:47.960 --> 0:16:50.400 many of the tourists as you can, go on the 0:16:50.520 --> 0:16:52.840 sand early in the morning before they all get out 0:16:52.840 --> 0:16:55.560 there to PLoP their big fat whale butts down on 0:16:55.600 --> 0:16:59.120 the beach. So we knew that we needed to have 0:16:59.160 --> 0:17:03.280 a game plan to really take advantage for this turnaround. 0:17:03.880 --> 0:17:06.480 One of the nights, we decided, Hey, you know what, 0:17:07.280 --> 0:17:11.440 let's walk to the shops nearby. Pushed Koa in the stroller. 0:17:11.520 --> 0:17:13.680 He wasn't a fan. He wanted to hell out of 0:17:13.720 --> 0:17:16.720 the stroller. He's got little velcrow sneakers on. You know 0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:19.760 what that means. He wants to put those sneakers down 0:17:19.760 --> 0:17:21.080 on the concrete and. 0:17:21.160 --> 0:17:22.359 He wants boots on the ground. 0:17:22.480 --> 0:17:27.040 Yeah, if you dare put these uncomfortable sneakers on a 0:17:27.040 --> 0:17:30.480 little kid that just learned how to run, best believe 0:17:30.480 --> 0:17:32.280 they want to run if they have to wear the shoes. 0:17:32.640 --> 0:17:34.760 So he's got these shoes on. He's pulling at him 0:17:34.760 --> 0:17:36.800 while he's sitting in the stroller, and he's giving us 0:17:36.840 --> 0:17:39.640 a dirty look, like, how dare you strap me into 0:17:39.640 --> 0:17:42.679 this thing? And you got these velcro contraptions on my 0:17:42.720 --> 0:17:46.359 feet at the same time, get to these shops. There's 0:17:46.359 --> 0:17:50.080 a Tommy Bahama's restaurant there in the shops. It's kind 0:17:50.119 --> 0:17:53.360 of expensive, but why don't we just like split their 0:17:53.440 --> 0:17:56.639 chicken plate and I'll get a Caesar salad or something 0:17:56.680 --> 0:17:59.359 like that. I'm sure they'll throw some bread in. Boom. 0:17:59.480 --> 0:18:02.760 Bring it back to the hotel. That's our dinner. It's busy, 0:18:02.920 --> 0:18:06.520 but you know, not overwhelming, because it's like an early 0:18:06.640 --> 0:18:09.480 evening time. Now it's like six pm. But I got 0:18:09.480 --> 0:18:11.840 to go to the bar they say for the takeout food. 0:18:12.480 --> 0:18:15.080 Chick from the bar comes over with her pad like 0:18:15.119 --> 0:18:16.959 she's going to take the order, and I'm like, okay, 0:18:17.000 --> 0:18:19.560 so I get you. And she didn't seem like she's 0:18:19.600 --> 0:18:22.960 all with it, Ben. She seems very preoccupied. I saw 0:18:23.000 --> 0:18:26.040 her on her phone at one point standing behind the bar. 0:18:26.680 --> 0:18:28.800 She wasn't really into her shift. If you know what 0:18:28.840 --> 0:18:30.880 I'm saying, I think you and I have both worked 0:18:30.880 --> 0:18:32.280 with people like that before. 0:18:32.240 --> 0:18:35.800 Many times, many times going through the motions, treaty like 0:18:36.320 --> 0:18:39.080 you're working at the DMV I that kind of thing. Yeah. 0:18:39.160 --> 0:18:42.320 Yeah, So her coworker, he seemed like he was on 0:18:42.359 --> 0:18:46.280 top of things. She seemed halfheartedly there. I'm like, all right, whatever, 0:18:46.320 --> 0:18:47.880 as long as I get my food and I don't 0:18:47.880 --> 0:18:50.040 have to sit here and wait too long. And I 0:18:50.160 --> 0:18:52.879 tell her, I say, hey, as long as the wait's 0:18:52.920 --> 0:18:54.560 not too long because I have a little kid. I 0:18:54.560 --> 0:18:56.800 have a one year old out there raising hell. And 0:18:56.840 --> 0:18:58.399 she kind of laughed. She's like, oh it shouldn't be 0:18:58.480 --> 0:19:00.399 too bad, and I'm like, all right, So I gave 0:19:00.440 --> 0:19:03.400 her the order, and I'm sitting there, man, I'm sitting there, 0:19:03.440 --> 0:19:06.520 sitting there, and I'm feeling bad because I know what's 0:19:06.560 --> 0:19:09.920 happening outside in the shopping center. I know co is 0:19:10.000 --> 0:19:13.119 running up and down the ramps trying to get on 0:19:13.160 --> 0:19:16.920 the escalator, screaming. I could hear him outside the restaurant 0:19:16.960 --> 0:19:19.800 by the way, so I got up. I kept excusing 0:19:19.800 --> 0:19:22.600 myself to go out there and check on him. And 0:19:22.840 --> 0:19:27.240 I saw Brenda literally pulling strands of here out of 0:19:27.280 --> 0:19:29.920 the top of her head. She was not having fun 0:19:29.960 --> 0:19:32.800 out there. This kid was on he was on one. 0:19:33.400 --> 0:19:37.000 He was running and screaming. I think this is not 0:19:37.080 --> 0:19:39.080 politically correct now, but we used to say, like a 0:19:39.119 --> 0:19:40.320 banshee Indian. 0:19:40.480 --> 0:19:45.919 Racist, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, scream. I didn't get the 0:19:45.960 --> 0:19:46.439 mouth that. 0:19:46.760 --> 0:19:48.880 I know. I don't think you're supposed to say that anymore. 0:19:48.960 --> 0:19:51.879 But that's that's what my grandma would have said. If 0:19:51.920 --> 0:19:54.800 she saw him, she would have said, can you please 0:19:55.840 --> 0:19:59.640 control your child? He wanted to run, He didn't care 0:19:59.680 --> 0:20:01.400 who was in the way. He was trying to get 0:20:01.400 --> 0:20:04.560 on the escalator, and there's no way to stop a 0:20:04.640 --> 0:20:07.840 kid who just learned how to run. Get back in there, Benny. 0:20:08.400 --> 0:20:11.320 It's taken forever. I mean, this lady's not paying attention 0:20:11.400 --> 0:20:14.880 to anything. Finally, I tell her, look, I gotta get 0:20:14.920 --> 0:20:17.280 out of here. So she sends one of the bus 0:20:17.280 --> 0:20:19.240 boys back to the kitchen to check on the order. 0:20:19.840 --> 0:20:22.280 He comes back with two bags and I'm like, cool. 0:20:22.880 --> 0:20:24.520 She gives them to me and she's like, oh, sorry 0:20:24.520 --> 0:20:29.600 about the weight. I'm walking out the restaurant and Brenda 0:20:29.720 --> 0:20:32.400 just has this this look on her face like she's 0:20:32.440 --> 0:20:36.159 gonna kill me. Hey, look, I got her food. Let's go. 0:20:36.280 --> 0:20:38.800 She grabs one of the bags out of my hand. 0:20:38.920 --> 0:20:41.679 So I'm holding one bag. I take CoA in the 0:20:41.720 --> 0:20:44.440 other arm, and I'm holding them now, trying to at least, 0:20:45.080 --> 0:20:48.359