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Speaker 1: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 2: We scared her?

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Speaker 3: Was it fine?

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Speaker 2: Malcorn? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Ride? Do you need.

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Speaker 5: With?

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Speaker 1: Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgara.

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Speaker 1: Hello, my friend Karen.

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Speaker 2: Hello Chris.

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Speaker 4: Hi, Hi, oh.

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Speaker 3: Well hey hi, oh oh well.

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Speaker 2: So you've got something to share? I can feel it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I mean.

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Speaker 6: Earlier today, I on the floor saw a what I

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Speaker 1: The lizard.

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Speaker 6: I don't have a cat. I'm worried. I it's still

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Speaker 2: I don't think they liked you. Well, here's the thing.

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Speaker 6: I was never breathed on the I didn't know a

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Speaker 6: I hope it blossoms into more than friends.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I didn't mean romantically. I'd like to reword that, Okay.

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Speaker 2: So I'm glad I ran that impossible scenario by you.

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Speaker 6: Say it outlout, it should be. It should be a

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Speaker 2: Amazing.

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Speaker 2: I think this is the perfect time to introduce our

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Speaker 6: Yes, right, everyone, you've seen him on I recently. So

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Speaker 1: He probably remembers it.

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Speaker 6: He's got podcasts, he's a hilarious actor, and we're going

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Speaker 1: Everyone put your ears together for John Gabrius. Yay, Buddy, yay.

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Speaker 4: Thank you so much for having me.

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Speaker 5: Chris, I thought for sure you'd hit them with the

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Speaker 6: Yeah, what happened to the poppy? You've done those talking headshows?

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Speaker 5: That's that was how my bread was. I started as

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Speaker 4: It's all the same ship.

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Speaker 1: Was I nice or did I snap? Sometimes? I you were?

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Speaker 5: If anyhow, hopefully none of the other talking heads are listening.

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Speaker 4: But you were our favorite, Chris.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. I was not pitching for that. I thought

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Speaker 5: I wouldn't have said it.

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Speaker 5: I mean, it's a World's Tallest Little Person competition over there.

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Speaker 5: You're the beat, You're the B team captain, Okay, but

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Speaker 4: We did, you know?

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Speaker 5: Please, I'll do anything for two hundred dollars non union.

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Speaker 5: That number has gone up, but I'm in I won't

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Speaker 1: We want how to use some colorful gesticulation.

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Speaker 4: That is all I did that shit.

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Speaker 4: The second you're like.

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Speaker 6: It's so funny because you described I had a girlfriend

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I had a group of girls tell me how

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Speaker 4: Like I was like the harshest like hearing that.

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Speaker 5: You're like, I was so excited to be French kissing

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Speaker 1: Me and you're like, he stabs me with his tongue.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And I was like I was the most timid.

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Speaker 4: I was just like, it's so humbling.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they do all these open mouth notes. It's movie kisses.

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Speaker 6: You know, it's bad if all you do. If you're

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Speaker 5: You're like Wikipedia that you can have organic hyperlinks in

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Speaker 4: Live footnoting of my career. Thank you. Yeah, I amd

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Speaker 6: To well talking and sometimes I just say the word asterisk.

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Speaker 1: And then I go back to it later.

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Speaker 6: Okay, that was too, but yeah it's we we get back.

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Speaker 6: You pick up bad habits from movie kissing, that's on.

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Speaker 2: Well, and you just don't know, like you truly are new.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like what your worst nightmare is is that

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Speaker 5: you're like like, it's it's locker room talk. Yeah, not

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah seventh grade.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she also told everyone I was weird because the

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Speaker 5: That is I haven't listened to Do you need a

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Speaker 5: ride in a wild?

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Speaker 2: Is?

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Speaker 4: This is it? This live day? I'm sorry if I'm

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Speaker 4: Noah.

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Speaker 2: I finally said, wait, stop doing that, kiss me like

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Speaker 6: But you brought up seventh grade and he did it

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Speaker 2: Was basically my way of saying, can we time travel

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Speaker 2: back that I'm like, I really won this long game,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's awesome.

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Speaker 5: That's like the version of like, if I could go

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Speaker 1: It is.

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Speaker 6: It is possibly unhealthy how often I play that game.

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Speaker 1: If I could go back.

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Speaker 6: Knowing what I know now and in dreams and everything,

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Speaker 6: I don't know why it was either yeah, piano or

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Speaker 1: I didn't do anything.

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Speaker 6: All I did was brewed and not make ye contact,

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Speaker 2: I also had that as a college student who really

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Speaker 2: It's like because we're creative. That's the excuse where it's like, okay, good,

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Speaker 5: don't intend to have any kids, but I frequently flashed

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00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:48,679
Speaker 5: to me scream crying in my parents face with a

446
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:51,400
Speaker 5: lie within the I know it's a lie, and going.

447
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,359
Speaker 4: How come you don't fuck it? Believe me?

448
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,359
Speaker 5: Like hysterical crying, And I just think about that, and

449
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,600
Speaker 5: I'm like, they know they knew I was lying in

450
00:21:58,640 --> 00:21:59,119
Speaker 5: that moment.

451
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:01,159
Speaker 4: They like I.

452
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:04,240
Speaker 5: And I'm like, it's Jesus, I'm like saying the most

453
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:08,280
Speaker 5: dramatic shit, and I'm like, just think. I think about

454
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,639
Speaker 5: that all the time, and I'm like, you could have

455
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:13,080
Speaker 5: just fucking went downstairs and played video games and kept

456
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:16,520
Speaker 5: your fucking mouth shut and you wouldn't have absolutely been

457
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:19,360
Speaker 5: a prick to your parent, like who sucked. So it's

458
00:22:19,359 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 5: like it's equal, like her fair, but it's not like

459
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:24,919
Speaker 5: but I just like that's the behavior I come to

460
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,600
Speaker 5: where I'm like, oh my god, or like pining over

461
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:32,359
Speaker 5: who I thought who everyone agreed was the hottest chicken school,

462
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,840
Speaker 5: and like ignoring like the busty nerd who I was

463
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:39,280
Speaker 5: friends with, you know, like now is my absolute type?

464
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:40,880
Speaker 4: You know, Like, what the fuck was I doing?

465
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:41,400
Speaker 3: Yeah?

466
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:44,440
Speaker 6: Well, she was wearing overalls covered with paint. It's hard

467
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:44,760
Speaker 6: to know.

468
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:47,200
Speaker 4: I was I supposed to know. So she took her

469
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:47,800
Speaker 4: hair down.

470
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:51,439
Speaker 6: Yeah, then you'd be like, what in the world I

471
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:54,200
Speaker 6: didn't know? She walked in slow motion along time.

472
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:58,880
Speaker 5: Aha, I never dated a girl with a messy top nott.

473
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,480
Speaker 4: I'm sixty.

474
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:09,520
Speaker 2: Cheerleader or bus every time. John, Do you know what

475
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:10,720
Speaker 2: you're gonna be for Halloween?

476
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:11,160
Speaker 1: Yeah?

477
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:15,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh I was really The toilet costume really got me,

478
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:19,880
Speaker 5: especially because I know you're so artistic, so I was stoked.

479
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:23,320
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what I'm saying, though you visualized.

480
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:25,119
Speaker 5: That it was visually, I'm here for it, a plaster

481
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,720
Speaker 5: toilet that you're walking like.

482
00:23:27,119 --> 00:23:29,600
Speaker 4: I didn't even I was so on board.

483
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,359
Speaker 5: And then you said Elvis, which I think is like

484
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:35,560
Speaker 5: the crucial part of the costume, and I was already

485
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:38,439
Speaker 5: like this is bananas perfect. I was like, oh, I

486
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 5: would have like loose snickers and twigs floating around and there.

487
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,520
Speaker 4: But now I'm like the Elvis thing is even better.

488
00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:48,760
Speaker 1: Think about yeah, peanut butter, but you can.

489
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,639
Speaker 5: Have it in wrappers and people could get that, and

490
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,840
Speaker 5: then you could also be sharing candy with friends.

491
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,800
Speaker 1: Oh that's a great idea. Then it's interactive.

492
00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:00,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, the people could reach into the toilet where you're

493
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:03,800
Speaker 5: genitals I think will be and that's called takeaway.

494
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,720
Speaker 2: That's the audience needs to take away.

495
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:09,439
Speaker 5: And everyone gets insane allergic reactions to your memory phone pillow.

496
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:13,720
Speaker 1: There's a reason I don't use it.

497
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:16,479
Speaker 4: I'm going to stand in it.

498
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,439
Speaker 1: The best party is they're going to be tiny legs.

499
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:24,240
Speaker 6: I'm on purpose making them little legs because I know

500
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:25,640
Speaker 6: it'll be funnier.

501
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:26,959
Speaker 2: Little withered Elvis legs.

502
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, just trying convinced everyone.

503
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,159
Speaker 6: I wanted to be so realistic that people leave the

504
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:35,680
Speaker 6: party going did Elvis have little legs? We just were distracted.

505
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,040
Speaker 6: No one noticed because of his pelvic work.

506
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:43,959
Speaker 2: To draw the eye up and away from his spindly legs.

507
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,600
Speaker 4: It's little tiny, Yeah.

508
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,560
Speaker 1: Gabris, have you given it any thought? What are you

509
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:48,000
Speaker 1: going to be?

510
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:48,760
Speaker 4: See?

511
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:53,360
Speaker 5: This is I never really have like a Halloween costume occasion,

512
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,640
Speaker 5: you know what I mean, Like, I'm not like it's uh,

513
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 5: since mutual friend Scotti stopped having his Halloween party, I

514
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:02,720
Speaker 5: kind of don't have like a costume party that thing

515
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 5: I go to my and my my wife always dresses up,

516
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,879
Speaker 5: but she like dresses up like from her closet in

517
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 5: an insane way. Actually, you know what, I'm gonna call

518
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 5: bullshit on her, but she's not here to defend herself

519
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 5: so perfect. She buys herself insane actual clothes, you know,

520
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,640
Speaker 5: expensive dresses that she's like, this.

521
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 4: Is my Halloween dress.

522
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 5: So I was like, okay, it's a nine hundred dollars costume,

523
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:27,840
Speaker 5: I guess, and no one knows.

524
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:31,359
Speaker 4: What you're being. It's just beautiful. Okay.

525
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:35,480
Speaker 2: There I'm a fancy lady out on the town. It's like, great,

526
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:36,920
Speaker 2: you can wear it again sometime.

527
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 4: Hell, I mean it's I guess that's better.

528
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 5: I always end up slapping together some random, like dumb

529
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 5: movie reference from like a from a forty year old

530
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 5: white guy, like you'd imagine that like Kurt Russell four

531
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 5: times in like four different Yeah yeah.

532
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:56,200
Speaker 6: Look sunglasses and her dress shirt and tidy whities a movie.

533
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,679
Speaker 5: I was risky business twice in college.

534
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:01,640
Speaker 1: I know it.

535
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 2: So you just got to walk around in your underwear

536
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:04,920
Speaker 2: all night with.

537
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:05,400
Speaker 4: A big job.

538
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was that was kind of part for the

539
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,480
Speaker 5: course for me. I was, you know, like a light

540
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,159
Speaker 5: I was a light exhibitionist. I mean, what was I

541
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 5: guess I am, but still but it was a direct

542
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 5: conflict to my lack of confidence.

543
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:25,920
Speaker 4: In my body, in my so I like I went through. Yeah,

544
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm the guy. I'm like Bill, we's

545
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,679
Speaker 4: like shirt off first at the party. It's like, I

546
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:32,359
Speaker 4: know I'm fat.

547
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:36,119
Speaker 5: Say something, you fucking assholes, like, okay, we're.

548
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 2: Just skin tone. You can't argue with this.

549
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:41,240
Speaker 5: And then if only I knew when I was at

550
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 5: the age I'm talking about, I was in the best

551
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:44,680
Speaker 5: shape I'll ever be.

552
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:48,440
Speaker 4: And I'm a little fat fifteen year old.

553
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:51,200
Speaker 5: It's my brother, You're gonna you have no idea where

554
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:55,199
Speaker 5: this train is on.

555
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:57,640
Speaker 2: And we don't have to skip to this right now.

556
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,640
Speaker 2: We can keep talking about Halloween. But I just want

557
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:01,639
Speaker 2: to say on the show that you were on with

558
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 2: Adam Paley one hundred and one Places to Party Before

559
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,919
Speaker 2: You Die, which I am the Max One fan of.

560
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:09,200
Speaker 6: On the Max Max, did you know we were calling

561
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 6: it the Max you earlier, Okay, started this is it.

562
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 2: It's already taken off, yes, but there's a bunch of

563
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 2: scenes where you jump into bodies of water and like,

564
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,200
Speaker 2: and it's like a smash cut from you guys doing

565
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 2: shots somewhere to you in a I was gonna say,

566
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 2: a bikini it is. It's a boys bikini, just like

567
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 2: doing a swan dive into something and the first time.

568
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 2: And and I want you to take this in the

569
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 2: correct way. I laughed in that way where it was

570
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 2: like freedom, Like fuck, yes, you're like because it looks

571
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:51,639
Speaker 2: great and it looks super fun, and it's so like

572
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 2: the spirit of that show is so fucking delightful on

573
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 2: like a Sunday afternoon to be like now I'm there,

574
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:03,200
Speaker 2: now I'm doing that like very almost quarantining. It would

575
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:04,720
Speaker 2: be the dream quarantine show.

576
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:09,200
Speaker 5: But we're but we're hopefully, hopefully we get another life

577
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,200
Speaker 5: threatening disease hits uh hits the state side, so that

578
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:15,920
Speaker 5: our show people, our ratings will pop final maybe, Karen,

579
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 5: that is so nice of you to say.

580
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 4: I want to say that. Thank you so much. That's

581
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 4: very No, it really is.

582
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,919
Speaker 2: It's and I was watching it first because it's like

583
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 2: I adore out in Pally and I know he's just

584
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:29,199
Speaker 2: always funny and the two of you to get I

585
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:32,439
Speaker 2: was like, well, this guy's this guy's really funny. Like

586
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,160
Speaker 2: like the combination of the two of you, the fact

587
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 2: that you're actually friends, and then the things you're doing,

588
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,479
Speaker 2: which are actually things you want to be doing. So

589
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 2: it's not it does not feel produced, it doesn't feel

590
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 2: in any way fake.

591
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 5: Like it's the first time in this industry that like

592
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 5: imposter syndrome was not activated in me.

593
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 2: Yeah.

594
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was just like, oh, I actually and I

595
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 5: had confidence while we were shooting. I'm like, I'm actually

596
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 5: pretty good at flirt being funnily with in a comedic

597
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 5: way with the server, Like that's what I do every

598
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 5: night of the week.

599
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 4: Hey, and now I get to do it on Like

600
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 4: I'm just like, oh shit.

601
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 5: Like I was so like I felt so in the pocket,

602
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 5: Like I was just like, oh, this is what I

603
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 5: do well, because it wasn't acting, you know what I mean.

604
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 5: Like I was just like, oh, go to the restaurant

605
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 5: and eat and drink what you would eat and drink

606
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:23,560
Speaker 5: normally with your friend.

607
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, and fuck it could.

608
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 2: Be so funny.

609
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 6: There's also an active like they have you go and

610
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 6: do is it stunts or how intense are the actual

611
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 6: activities they have?

612
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 4: We do like, uh, pretty not.

613
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:40,480
Speaker 5: We do pretty basic activities normally, but then in a

614
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 5: couple episodes we do some shit that like and we

615
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 5: are conveying how much we dislike. We repel down a

616
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,080
Speaker 5: waterfall and Mawi and both of us hate it and

617
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 5: scream the whole time, and we were terrified.

618
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 4: I was legit terrified.

619
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 5: We were like Adam and I were like like nauseous.

620
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 5: In the ride up, we were like and we're forty

621
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 5: year old men who are like, we're executive producers.

622
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 4: Can't we just not do this?

623
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 5: Like like I fucking you know if I'm trying to

624
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 5: think of like any actor of any if Ed Helms

625
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 5: didn't want to do something, they wouldn't be like, no,

626
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 5: get your.

627
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:18,000
Speaker 4: Ass on the fucking waterfall Ed Helms. No.

628
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,360
Speaker 5: He has final say I'm like, why don't we have

629
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 5: And it's like we do, but at the same time

630
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 5: we're like, We're also like this, I have the energy

631
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 5: of like I'm a I have like fomo in such

632
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 5: a way that I counter it by like I want

633
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 5: to check off the box of I want to try

634
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 5: and do everything in life.

635
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I was like I can't say no, but

636
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 4: I was.

637
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 5: And I don't like riding horses either, and I had

638
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 5: to do that too, And that comes across in the

639
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 5: episode anything where like someone's in charge of my weight.

640
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 4: I'm like, that's not fair to you. You didn't do this.

641
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 5: I did this to myself. I'll carry myself around. You

642
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 5: don't have to do this. You're just living your life.

643
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 5: Beauregard or whatever the fuck your name.

644
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 2: Is, also Chris, just you know, in that episode, the

645
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 2: two men who were teaching these guys how to repel

646
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 2: were the most lithe tiny. They're just like, here's how

647
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 2: you do it. It's like, right, that's how you fucking

648
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 2: do it. It's easy for you. It's like a.

649
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 5: Undgoing professional guides. They were like, it's just this. I'm like,

650
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 5: do you have any idea to disconnect from me? Seeing

651
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 5: what you are doing to me trying to do that.

652
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:22,719
Speaker 5: They're different species of the creature, you and I.

653
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 2: But then it really did feel like when you guys

654
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 2: got down the bottom, like I literally exhaled and I

655
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:31,479
Speaker 2: was like, this is fucking great TV because it wasn't

656
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 2: like it's not like it was, you know, a giant

657
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 2: mountain or whatever, but there was like just this short

658
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 2: amount of risk that it's just like are they gonna

659
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 2: do it? I would quit? Like I literally was like

660
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 2: I would quit. I wouldn't do it.

661
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 5: We were like hugging it at the bottom, like we

662
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,240
Speaker 5: really did it. Like we were so proud of each

663
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 5: other that we were like, oh, now we understand like

664
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,320
Speaker 5: why this is gonna be in the show, Like like

665
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 5: we're like we were like literally like we don't give

666
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 5: something like such like you know your life is cush

667
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 5: when like a vag cation activity was like I finally

668
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 5: overcame something and I did something that's expensive and fun that.

669
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 4: Families do when I did it and it was a triumph.

670
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 6: Is this a show that you and Adam developed like

671
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 6: came up with or yeah.

672
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 5: We bought the rights to a book called The hundred

673
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 5: one Places to Get Fucked Up Before You Die and

674
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 5: then kind of adapted it to like more about the

675
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 5: before you die, like make it for for forty year olds,

676
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 5: by forty year olds?

677
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 4: Are you four not young people? By not young people?

678
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 5: And h we wanted to be uh you know and

679
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,720
Speaker 5: like it was it's a backdoor way to do improv

680
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 5: on TV. Like, you know, improv is so hacked to

681
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 5: watch when it's like it on TV and specifically, but

682
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 5: when it's Curb or when it's uh, you know, fucking

683
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 5: Bordain conversing with the bartender in Marrakesh or whatever, you're like,

684
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 5: this fucking rules. Like so we wanted to and we

685
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 5: loved and we love them. The movies The Trip like that,

686
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 5: we like were obsessed with those when they came out.

687
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:05,600
Speaker 5: We were like, this is the gig, dude, you eat

688
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 5: at these fancy restaurants and talk about but whatever you want,

689
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,720
Speaker 5: someone makes it into a movie, like and then like

690
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 5: that's where the fucking nexus the that's the inkling of

691
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 5: how this show came together. We shot a movie together

692
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 5: in Italy and had a couple of days off together

693
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 5: and we were just driving around and having so much

694
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 5: more fun than the days on the movie on our

695
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 5: days off, and we were like, you know, when you're

696
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 5: fucked up with your friends and you go, this is

697
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 5: the show. Like we did that and somehow completed that idea,

698
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 5: like and.

699
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 4: It was we were like, dude, this is the show.

700
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,720
Speaker 5: It's just you and I fucked up out of our minds,

701
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 5: trying to get Prejudo in Tuscany, Euros.

702
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 1: It's the trip to the Steve Coogan thing. Yeah, oh

703
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 1: it's the best.

704
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, so good. Those guys are so fucking funny.

705
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 2: There's this part two and not to sorry, not to

706
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 2: be like super nerdy or whatever, but this was one

707
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 2: of those things we're like, I'm always searching for a

708
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:59,720
Speaker 2: show to hook into, and it's usually a like on scrittish.

709
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 5: Okay, I thought I had. I thought I had a

710
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 5: guess there. That's, by the way, the we should talk.

711
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:11,280
Speaker 5: Because the amount of Danish and Nordic fucking crime thriller

712
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 5: series I've watched.

713
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 4: Have you watched das Chessnutsman or whatever? The chestnut Man?

714
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,279
Speaker 2: I started it and it seemed really dark, and I

715
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 2: was like, am I in a okay headspace to watch

716
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,280
Speaker 2: this because it seemed like children were killed?

717
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:23,920
Speaker 4: Yeah?

718
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:28,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's fucked I know, but I'm in your I'm

719
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 5: in that wheelhouse too. I love that shit. I love

720
00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:34,840
Speaker 5: like a brooding person in a parka.

721
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:38,760
Speaker 2: I love watching people go into snow, but I don't

722
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 2: have to be cold like that is and then do

723
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 2: some crimes. But the thing I was going to say

724
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 2: about watching you guys is all those things you just

725
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:48,800
Speaker 2: said where it's true you it's real. So you guys

726
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:51,240
Speaker 2: know how to be on camera and still be real

727
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,840
Speaker 2: and be funny. Like so the riffing is really excellent

728
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 2: and appreciated because it is so hard. Like you know,

729
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 2: I worked on the production side of TV a lot

730
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 2: like you guys, and that thing of trying to do

731
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 2: field pieces and man on the street. Everybody thinks it's

732
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,280
Speaker 2: like easy and you just go out. It's so fucking

733
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:13,720
Speaker 2: hard to get people to act normal, to act normal yourself,

734
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 2: to have it be like in that pocket. But the

735
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 2: other thing I observed is you guys have fucking immaculate manners.

736
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 2: So you are modeling behavior for like young partying people

737
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 2: that so it's like be friends with your bartender. They'll

738
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 2: fucking hip you to what's good, Ask people what they think,

739
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,880
Speaker 2: say hi to the regular that's sitting at the end.

740
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 2: Like there's all these things where I'm like, this is

741
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 2: more than a travel shit.

742
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:42,920
Speaker 1: A behavior lesson.

743
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:43,839
Speaker 4: It is.

744
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 2: It's like, this is this is how you have the

745
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,839
Speaker 2: most fun. Don't be a dick, Yeah, invite other people

746
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:52,800
Speaker 2: into your party, drink as many fucking of the signature

747
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:55,760
Speaker 2: cocktails as you can, like it's just fun.

748
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 5: It's been a drunk my whole life and only been

749
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 5: thrown out of a place like once or twice, and

750
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:04,959
Speaker 5: it was like private functions, not the bar, like because

751
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 5: I I'm also I was a bartender, I was a server,

752
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,319
Speaker 5: I was a bouncer, So I did all that shit,

753
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 5: So I don't want to fucking make anybody's day harder.

754
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:16,400
Speaker 4: I've eaten meals with fucking hair in it.

755
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 5: I've eaten a meal that was cold and not what

756
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,280
Speaker 5: I ordered without saying a fucking word.

757
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 4: I've drank drink.

758
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,840
Speaker 5: Some allergic too at like out of like pride, but

759
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,759
Speaker 5: I just love. And the other thing was it was

760
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 5: post pandemic. So I had been like thinking a lot

761
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:33,719
Speaker 5: about all my friends that I met, like bartending and

762
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:37,319
Speaker 5: serving like in that industry, and how they were like

763
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:40,880
Speaker 5: treated like like the nurse and my my family's a

764
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,880
Speaker 5: nurses and teachers, so they fucking put their time in.

765
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 5: But like I was thinking about the waiters who didn't

766
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 5: even get like pots banged for them, and shit, right,

767
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:52,400
Speaker 5: short order cooks are getting like risking their life so

768
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:55,920
Speaker 5: that I can get my fucking truffle fries or whatever, you.

769
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 4: Know what I mean.

770
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 5: So it's like I and during that Adam and I

771
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 5: were talking a lot because we were pitching it and

772
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:04,360
Speaker 5: then once it's sold. We actually sold it in February

773
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 5: twenty twenty on the pitch and they were like, I,

774
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 5: we'll shoot it in like April, and then we just

775
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 5: pushed it like three months, six times and eventually, but

776
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 5: that whole time we were like, dude, our show. And

777
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 5: because also we couldn't go to crowded places due to

778
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 5: Warner Brothers like COVID regulations. So when were shooting the pilot,

779
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,760
Speaker 5: it's like, dude, we should be talking to the servers

780
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:30,919
Speaker 5: and bartenders and not like the drink expert guy. Let's

781
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 5: talk to whoever the guys the person is doing the shift.

782
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 5: And that ended up being like the best part of

783
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:40,880
Speaker 5: the show for me, was talking like and eventually people

784
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 5: don't want to hear from two like successful forty year

785
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 5: old white straight guys all that believe.

786
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:46,719
Speaker 1: It or not.

787
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, like we're just we're on vacation.

788
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 5: Eventually people are gonna be like, we fucking hate these guys.

789
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 4: They're just like, oh man, I have diarrhea again.

790
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 5: They're like so getting to talk to like servers and

791
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:01,759
Speaker 5: bartenders and all these different cities and shit like that.

792
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:04,880
Speaker 5: Really like like open the show up. So I appreciate

793
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:08,000
Speaker 5: you noticing that. And then for us it's like showcasing

794
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 5: the bartender is like if people start going to law

795
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 5: Factory and tip the ship out of Carlos, I'm honored.

796
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:15,840
Speaker 4: Like that makes me very happy.

797
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, it's great.

798
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 6: I can't wait to watch it. I'm gonna I'm not

799
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,120
Speaker 6: I don't I'm not a liar. I'm just gonna say

800
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:25,799
Speaker 6: that right now, right when we're done, I'm gonna watch

801
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 6: at least three episodes.

802
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:31,360
Speaker 5: I'm not a person who thinks you should have have

803
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 5: watched it by now, So don't worry, Like I don't

804
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,360
Speaker 5: give a fuck, Like I appreciate that you are gonna

805
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:40,720
Speaker 5: watch it, but if you never do, that's fine. Why

806
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 5: don't you believe me? John, I totally believe you did it,

807
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:48,799
Speaker 5: like because I would. I can sniff. I've sniffed out,

808
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,440
Speaker 5: like I had to do a bunch of press for

809
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:53,360
Speaker 5: this job. I sniffed out like so many liars, and

810
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 5: I just like I'm not gonna like, oh, thanks, for

811
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 5: having me on your fucking that that that you know.

812
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:00,759
Speaker 5: I'm just like, this is it's so cool. So you

813
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:03,800
Speaker 5: guys are like partying partying. It's like you got a clip,

814
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:05,799
Speaker 5: I know you can. You did watch it?

815
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:07,879
Speaker 2: Just watch it five minutes, all.

816
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 5: Right, John Grabis, Adam Pauley, we're talking to him tonight,

817
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:12,799
Speaker 5: Thank you.

818
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 2: I was my nephew came to visit me for the weekend,

819
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 2: and I had just watched the first episode, and so

820
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 2: he and I were hanging out and then I'm like,

821
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 2: can I just make you watch a TV show real quick?

822
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 2: And we binge the rest of the season like he

823
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 2: because I was like he was young. He's like thirty

824
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 2: basically and a young single guy out on his own

825
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 2: or whatever. Where It's just like I want you to

826
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 2: see this. I want you to know, like how this

827
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 2: is a great way to be funny, this is a

828
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,879
Speaker 2: great way to hang out, Like this is a great

829
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 2: way to be like the idea that you guys call

830
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 2: your family. It's just like this shit. I was every

831
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 2: time you guys did something like that, I was like,

832
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 2: fucking yes, a plus like and I didn't realize you

833
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:55,719
Speaker 2: guys were the EPs. I didn't realize you guys had

834
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,839
Speaker 2: so much. I was like, whoever's producing this is a

835
00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:58,720
Speaker 2: fucking badass.

836
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 6: They know what they're doing making them do these stunts

837
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:05,280
Speaker 6: against their will as a genius.

838
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 5: We had a hell of a showrunner and a great

839
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 5: producing team, not only on like the front end of

840
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 5: like finding cool spots for us to go to and

841
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 5: heating our feedback and our ideas of like I want

842
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 5: to make Adam play rugby with me in Hawaii or whatever.

843
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:20,279
Speaker 4: So it's cool to get to do a lot of

844
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 4: that shit.

845
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 5: But like our team is just so good and like

846
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 5: they know they're like, give them another like twenty five minutes,

847
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,960
Speaker 5: they're gonna find like they're just fucking getting, you know,

848
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,839
Speaker 5: like they're like, let the three drinks hit them. Then

849
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 5: they'll be fucking that speaking chibberish. But right now we

850
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:36,880
Speaker 5: just got like, oh.

851
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 4: You guys want to get anything else. They're like experts

852
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 4: at keeping.

853
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 5: They're like, and my my one of my best friends,

854
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 5: one of mine, Adam's other friends were started in comedy together.

855
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:51,279
Speaker 5: Is the producer, like the guy behind the scenes. Yeah,

856
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:55,439
Speaker 5: this my buddy Justin Tyler and he and he's an

857
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:58,759
Speaker 5: ex server and a X and current alcoholics, so like

858
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 5: all of it like us, like and we were drinking

859
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:03,839
Speaker 5: together for like twenty years. So it's like having that

860
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 5: guy is like your producer is like gave hers another

861
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 5: fucking drinker, Like like it's like it the vibes are

862
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:12,479
Speaker 5: really fun. I mean you would imagine like to take

863
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:15,720
Speaker 5: this job on the crew, it's like not a fun

864
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,640
Speaker 5: it's a hard job and you have to be around

865
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:19,880
Speaker 5: fun and.

866
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 2: Not having any participate.

867
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:23,839
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah yeah. So every night is like the crew

868
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:25,520
Speaker 5: is like we're ready to get ripped to Me and

869
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 5: Adam were like we're good for a couple. And then

870
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 5: it's like I'm absolutely hung over the next day while

871
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:33,320
Speaker 5: I gotta go fucking go to brunch and eat a

872
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 5: French onion soup omelet.

873
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 1: Or some shit my favorite.

874
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:40,200
Speaker 6: I'm so jealous of I just you talking about this

875
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:43,239
Speaker 6: job and Karen, she's not blowing smoke because she was

876
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:44,320
Speaker 6: telling me about this show.

877
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:47,319
Speaker 5: She's into deep if she's like if she's just if

878
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:51,840
Speaker 5: she's just she's just being nice, she's fucking going for it,

879
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 5: and that's I am.

880
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,239
Speaker 4: I have to watch this. I have.

881
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:02,320
Speaker 5: You're just like you were like guessing all this crazy,

882
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 5: like fucking right, I made a sandwich.

883
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 2: You made a sandwich in New Orleans, right, And also

884
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 2: I guess because I really I'm one of those people

885
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 2: that kind of hates everything and that I'm from the nineties,

886
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 2: so it's like that used to be my personality, like

887
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 2: one thousand percent, where I'm just like I'm the one

888
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,759
Speaker 2: that says noted the thing you love or whatever, and

889
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 2: so kind of it sucks, you know, trying to lose

890
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 2: that like that isn't cool, Like it's over pavement, get Away,

891
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 2: Kurt Cobain, whatever, and going into like the the improvish

892
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 2: you know, Internet based two thousands that were in, which

893
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 2: is so much better. It's like stand up versus improv,

894
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:43,480
Speaker 2: where like stand ups are controlling and it has to

895
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:45,320
Speaker 2: be like I get the joke and you don't get.

896
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 4: The joke or whatever.

897
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 2: And the first improv class I took, I was like,

898
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 2: oh fuck, this is what we're.

899
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,840
Speaker 5: They have no jokes and they all think they're funny.

900
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 5: This is amazing.

901
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 4: I take this from someone who dedicated twenty years of

902
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:00,960
Speaker 4: their life to when they say can art form.

903
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 5: That and made almost ten grand in those twenty years

904
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 5: to it.

905
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:08,479
Speaker 4: I'm the five figure I'm one.

906
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:11,439
Speaker 5: Of the probably included because I also I did Wilden Out,

907
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:13,799
Speaker 5: so I actually have kind of like a one of

908
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,360
Speaker 5: the higher improv salaries.

909
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 4: I mean, just find like Colin Mockery probably.

910
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,759
Speaker 2: That good good improv money.

911
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:27,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, that non union improv Baby, no residuals. You didn't

912
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 4: spend any time right in this bullshit down so that no.

913
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:31,760
Speaker 1: Go ahead, Kert.

914
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 2: I was just gonna ask you got is UCB New York?

915
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:36,840
Speaker 2: Were you?

916
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:38,279
Speaker 4: That's what I was gonna ask.

917
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:42,720
Speaker 1: A kidding, no kidding.

918
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 5: I got started in my early twenties in New York

919
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:47,399
Speaker 5: City at UCB New York.

920
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:49,440
Speaker 4: I'm from Long Island.

921
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 5: So when I was home for a summer from college

922
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 5: and I was doing short form in sketch comedy and

923
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 5: making videos at school with friends, and I was like,

924
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 5: I came home like googled improv, yahooed improv.

925
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaker 4: Yes, nineteen ninety nine. No, this would be like two thousand. Yeah.

926
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 5: I met a crawler to Alta Vista in it was

927
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:15,319
Speaker 5: so it was like two thousand and three. I think

928
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:18,360
Speaker 5: I took my first class. The summer I was a

929
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:22,359
Speaker 5: beach lifeguard bartender and then like one night a week

930
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:24,400
Speaker 5: in flip flops and board shorts.

931
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:25,359
Speaker 4: And this is.

932
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 5: Another moment in your life when you're you're like a

933
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 5: twenty one year old beach bum who happens to be

934
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:35,280
Speaker 5: like the funniest kid at lifeguarding, and then you're taking

935
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:38,880
Speaker 5: like taking that insane confidence on the train to New

936
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 5: York City to like artists doing art and you are like,

937
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:46,400
Speaker 5: I'm the school clown, you know, and like I just

938
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 5: showed up super tan and like flip flops, and everybody

939
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:52,400
Speaker 5: was like, Oh, this fun. And like in hindsight, like

940
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 5: I'm just imagining after teaching, you know, seventy level one classes,

941
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:58,399
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh my god, if I had a kid

942
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:03,279
Speaker 5: like myself, Like, dude, you have so much life is

943
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 5: going to be so much worse for you to.

944
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:10,240
Speaker 6: But then you find out that everyone you're doing improv

945
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:13,719
Speaker 6: with is also a really good lifeguard.

946
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:13,880
Speaker 2: They I know.

947
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 5: That was always like by how I maintained my confidence

948
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:21,920
Speaker 5: was like I was always either like a lifeguard or

949
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:25,879
Speaker 5: a powerlifter or playing rugby in New York City and

950
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 5: a comedian. So I was always like the strongest, like

951
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 5: jockiest improv guy and always the funniest guy on the

952
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 5: rugby team, never really excelling in the right category at

953
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 5: the right time. But it was enough for the ego

954
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:41,799
Speaker 5: boost that I'd be like, I love playing rugby. They

955
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 5: all think I'm hilarious. I love doing comedy. They all

956
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 5: think I'm big and strong. Did you have someday that'll flip?

957
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:49,320
Speaker 5: But yeah, it never happened.

958
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:51,880
Speaker 1: Yeah you got that one with your rugby.

959
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:54,279
Speaker 6: Did you ever go to Missoula, my hometown to play

960
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:55,000
Speaker 6: Maggot Fest.

961
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 4: No, but that is like legendary. Everyone talks about Maggot.

962
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 5: I met dudes in Maui outside that biker bar from

963
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:04,400
Speaker 5: the episode Chris.

964
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 4: You'll get that eventually.

965
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

966
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:10,400
Speaker 1: I always gotta do my research.

967
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:14,440
Speaker 5: There were just these bikers were like, dude, you played

968
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:16,359
Speaker 5: with the Maui rugby team, right, And I was like yeah,

969
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 5: it's like you got it.

970
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:18,400
Speaker 4: Come the Maggot Fest.

971
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 2: Man.

972
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 5: This guy's like sixty with like a bald head with

973
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:24,240
Speaker 5: tattoos on his head. I was like, yeah, man, probably

974
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:25,839
Speaker 5: gonna skip this one.

975
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,839
Speaker 6: It was my first because I would go. I did

976
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 6: T shirts every year for Maggot Fest. I worked at

977
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 6: a at a screen printing shop, and so I was

978
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:38,239
Speaker 6: allowed to go and it was my first time, you know,

979
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:41,480
Speaker 6: as a young adult realizing Oh, I totally get along

980
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:43,400
Speaker 6: with big, tough, alpha male dudes.

981
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 1: Maybe I secretly am one. I was just born with.

982
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 4: Little legs like elvis.

983
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a lot of chill a little time.

984
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 1: But you gotta see my pelvis work. And that's how

985
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:55,920
Speaker 1: I got into maggot Fest.

986
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,319
Speaker 4: All pelvis. But yeah, it was.

987
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:04,880
Speaker 6: It's just insane partying and people intents and enjoyable fights

988
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 6: and like where guys punch each other and then they

989
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:11,040
Speaker 6: hug and I'm like, oh that this is one hundred

990
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 6: percent healthy, even though I just watched a guy punch someone.

991
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:14,279
Speaker 4: It was.

992
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, Rugby players we like to say soccer is a

993
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:20,360
Speaker 5: gentleman's sport played by hooligans, and rugby is a hooligan

994
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 5: sport played by gentlemen.

995
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 1: Well that's yeah.

996
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 5: See there's like an unspoken code, like you're allowed to

997
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:28,840
Speaker 5: get in fights on the pitch and like you know,

998
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 5: shit can happen like that stepping on each other and

999
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:35,839
Speaker 5: like drop. But afterwards, the home team hosts the other

1000
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 5: team for a drink up and you have to like

1001
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 5: drink together. So it's like, yeah, it's a really obviously

1002
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 5: you see how I found the sport. But like that

1003
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:49,360
Speaker 5: vibe was always like cool and like I'm just jumping

1004
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 5: out projecting here, Chris. But like from like extreme extreme

1005
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:56,720
Speaker 5: sports people, you know, street sports people, they are always

1006
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 5: like they do a thing that they love that is

1007
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 5: so obviously going to hurt them at some point. Yeah,

1008
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 5: you know what I mean. So I think there's a

1009
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 5: kinship amongst like the skater snowboarder world and like the

1010
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 5: rugby playing world, because it's like, I love this fucking

1011
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:14,279
Speaker 5: thing that we always like, you know, frequently substances are

1012
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 5: involved during or after, and it's like that. I think

1013
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:19,960
Speaker 5: there's the kinship there because I grew up skating on

1014
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 5: Long Island, so like the vibes are like, dude, he

1015
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 5: fucking wrecked on that deck and it's like that was

1016
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 5: sick and you're like limping for a day and you're

1017
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 5: like proud of it. And that was me with like

1018
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 5: I have scars in my temple from where a cleat

1019
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 5: scrape me and I like still talk about it and

1020
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:35,359
Speaker 5: it happened eighteen years ago.

1021
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:36,919
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I know that.

1022
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,799
Speaker 1: I swear to you, I'm not making it.

1023
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:42,480
Speaker 6: When I was bonding with these older rugby men, it

1024
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:46,279
Speaker 6: was all about I've broken this ankle twice, and this

1025
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:49,919
Speaker 6: foot once and this I separated this shoulder, and then

1026
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 6: they're like skateboarding and I'm like, yeah, yeah, it's and.

1027
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:55,840
Speaker 5: Then they're like, dude, this guy's fucking hard. You should

1028
00:48:55,840 --> 00:49:00,759
Speaker 5: be the hooker man. Yea Fairbanks where this jurseye like

1029
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 5: but it's a double extra large. No, that's just one

1030
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 5: of our largest The coolest thing about like the or

1031
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 5: the weirdest thing about rugby too, especially in America, is

1032
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:15,040
Speaker 5: not enough people play it to like really field teams

1033
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:18,319
Speaker 5: like that you want. And also no one really has

1034
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:21,840
Speaker 5: like experience in it, and people get hurt. Especially in

1035
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:25,720
Speaker 5: men's league or adults league. You you don't last as long.

1036
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:29,720
Speaker 5: So bodies matter. So people are down to be like, hey,

1037
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:32,799
Speaker 5: I got this this fucking skateboard dude. He's got little

1038
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:36,319
Speaker 5: legs like Elvis, you know, traditionally, but he's tough as

1039
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:39,359
Speaker 5: nails and he's down the clown. Everyone's like sign him up,

1040
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 5: and everyone would like on your team, would like weirdly

1041
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 5: respect you, even though like that is not like how

1042
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 5: you think the alpha system works. What.

1043
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 4: Everyone's just like, we got another body throw it in

1044
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:50,080
Speaker 4: the wall.

1045
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 5: You know. It's just like it's like a draft. We're

1046
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:55,879
Speaker 5: happy to have whoever. So and like you know, they'll

1047
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 5: be like, hey, I've played with like a Mormon and

1048
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 5: Polynesian team from Utah in a tournament where I was like, hey,

1049
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:04,839
Speaker 5: can I get it run in with you guys? They're like, yeah,

1050
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 5: what do you play? I'm like prop but I'm I'm

1051
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 5: out of shape. They're like, great, we'll pull you in

1052
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:10,840
Speaker 5: at the second half. And like playing with like a

1053
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:15,320
Speaker 5: strange team made up of like Mormons and fucking Polynesian Mormons.

1054
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 5: I got people who moved to Utah from different from

1055
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 5: the South Pacific.

1056
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:21,799
Speaker 4: Wow, it was fucking rat as hell.

1057
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:23,960
Speaker 5: And then also you realize like mission work and like,

1058
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,520
Speaker 5: oh this is kind of weird, and I don't fully

1059
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:29,160
Speaker 5: understand religion and colonies and all that shit.

1060
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:32,280
Speaker 6: But they're all playing rugby in white button up shirts,

1061
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 6: all right.

1062
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,760
Speaker 5: They're name tags causing blood to come out of their passage.

1063
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:41,359
Speaker 2: I have to tell you, guys, actually I had two

1064
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:44,120
Speaker 2: Mormons ring my doorbell a couple of weeks ago. It

1065
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:46,279
Speaker 2: was probably three weeks ago, and it was like at

1066
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 2: eight o'clock at night, so it was pitch black outside

1067
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 2: and the doorbell rings, and I'm like this is scary,

1068
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 2: but let's see what happens. And I opened the door

1069
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 2: and it's two Mormons and they, I think, had met

1070
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 2: the guy that owned the house before I did, so

1071
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 2: they were they were asking for him, like it was like,

1072
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 2: we need to talk to him. He's the guy that

1073
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:08,120
Speaker 2: talks to us. And I was just like no, no,

1074
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 2: And then I almost almost said I was about to

1075
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 2: shut the door, and I almost said, don't do this

1076
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:15,839
Speaker 2: at night. Don't do this, like once the sun goes down,

1077
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,319
Speaker 2: it's bad for you, it's bad for me.

1078
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:19,399
Speaker 4: Like we aren't going to answer the door.

1079
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 5: I mean, people aren't going to answer the door, but like,

1080
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 5: you know, my wife will call me and she'd be

1081
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,400
Speaker 5: like someone's knocking on the door.

1082
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 4: I'm not home, Like who is it? I'm not looking.

1083
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:32,720
Speaker 4: Then they'll know I'm home, Yes, exactly.

1084
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 2: Then the little thing opens, the light goes through spired.

1085
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,600
Speaker 2: I was like what I thought they only could do

1086
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 2: it during sun up?

1087
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 1: Like isn't it called doing service.

1088
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 4: On a mission?

1089
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:49,400
Speaker 5: Moments are sort of anti vampires, right, they have to

1090
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:50,800
Speaker 5: be home before dark.

1091
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 4: And like Oca Cola is there garlic cafe?

1092
00:51:57,320 --> 00:52:01,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, They're like, wait, what's in this? Oh?

1093
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:04,280
Speaker 1: No, we're going to multiply. Well, sorry, that's gremlin.

1094
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:08,839
Speaker 5: I was confused though, And BB's kids, they don't die,

1095
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:09,480
Speaker 5: they multiply.

1096
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:10,399
Speaker 2: Oh right?

1097
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:13,239
Speaker 4: Why do I know that?

1098
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:16,919
Speaker 5: Because I have like forty phrases burned in my brain

1099
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:18,480
Speaker 5: that if I hear half of it, I have to

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00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 5: say the other half. I know why you said multiply.

1101
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 5: I'm like, we don't die. We multiply likes to be said, yeah,

1102
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 5: broke it, and if not, I'll get off with you.

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00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:33,040
Speaker 5: And then I'll go out to my wife and be like,

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00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:36,600
Speaker 5: we don't die. We want baby's kids, and she's like,

1105
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:37,319
Speaker 5: what is this from.

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00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:39,400
Speaker 4: I'm like, help me get it out of my system.

1107
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 2: Do something, Please, do something, react funny, tell me get

1108
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:47,000
Speaker 2: that be happy.

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00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:49,040
Speaker 4: It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. I just need it.

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00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:51,399
Speaker 4: I need a blink, blink If it's okay.

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00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:54,879
Speaker 2: John Gabris, is there anything you want to talk about

1112
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:57,960
Speaker 2: before we say goodbye? Anything you want to.

1113
00:52:57,960 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 4: Plug or like, I just weigh in.

1114
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 5: I'm like, insane, global politics, let's stay the funck at

1115
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 5: a crimea And everyone's like, what so uninformed? He moved

1116
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:13,880
Speaker 5: his hands a lot, so I believe him. No, I

1117
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 5: got nothing. I got some I got some podcasts. You

1118
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 5: can find them wherever you get podcasts. High and Mighty

1119
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:22,960
Speaker 5: and Action Boys and one hundred one places The Party

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Speaker 5: Before you Die Now on the Max. If you're a

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00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 5: dinar reader, you know what the Max is.

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00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:32,200
Speaker 4: Uh, it's not where the Bayside kids hang out.

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00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:38,239
Speaker 5: Okay, see that's another It's like biting my head the

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00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:39,600
Speaker 5: whole time. The Max is like, that's the name of

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00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:41,680
Speaker 5: the you know. You're like, you don't have to tell

1126
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:42,920
Speaker 5: them that, You're just to get.

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00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 6: It for the credit for the wait, isn't that the

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00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 6: peach Pit? But then I realize I have the shows confused.

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Speaker 1: Of course it was the Max. Of course, John, You're hilarious.

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Speaker 2: Here's the best.

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00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 5: This was a blast you guys rule. I'm such fans

1132
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:03,240
Speaker 5: so this roles.

1133
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:04,520
Speaker 4: This was fun, same.

1134
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:07,440
Speaker 2: Same that went by. Honestly felt like five minutes. I'm

1135
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:09,360
Speaker 2: so excited. That was so easy.

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00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:11,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, we have to have you back when we're

1137
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:13,919
Speaker 6: inevitably in a car and we'll give you a ride

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Speaker 6: to something.

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00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 1: Yes, you've been listening to Do you need a ride?

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00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:20,840
Speaker 4: D Y n A R.

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00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:31,040
Speaker 1: This has been an exactly right production.

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00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:33,400
Speaker 2: Produced by Annalise Nelson.

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00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:34,800
Speaker 1: Mixed by John Bradley.

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00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:36,960
Speaker 2: Our talent booker is Patrick Cottner.

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00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:39,919
Speaker 1: Theme song by Karen Colbert.

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00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:43,400
Speaker 2: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks. Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter,

1147
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:47,839
Speaker 2: and Facebook at dinar podcast That's d y n ar podcast.

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00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 6: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.

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00:54:52,040 --> 00:55:02,680
Speaker 3: Thank you, Oh You're welcome. Hong Kong outra.

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00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:05,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, we used to do the honk in the car job.

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00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:07,279
Speaker 1: That's why I have to say it.