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Speaker 1: It's another Jubila the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Bill

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Speaker 1: Rosewood from the police department. I was looking for Janine.

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Speaker 1: This is her? Is this the Janine show that drives

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Speaker 1: the maroons? Saturn license plate number aged three? Yes? Good?

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Speaker 1: You who I'm looking to speak with. We've had several

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Speaker 1: calls come in about your car tailgating other cars on

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Speaker 1: the freeway in the last week, and I need to

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Speaker 1: speak with you. What have you been talking about? Have

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Speaker 1: you been tailgating people on the freeway? No? Have you

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Speaker 1: been involved? Have you been involved in any road rage incidents? No?

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Speaker 1: What We've had several calls come in about your car

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Speaker 1: tailgating other cars on the freeway in the last week,

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Speaker 1: and I need to speak with you. I have no

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Speaker 1: clue what you're talking about. How did you even get

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Speaker 1: my information? This is this is crazy. One of the

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Speaker 1: calls took your license plate number down and reported it

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Speaker 1: to the police, and now it's my job to call

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Speaker 1: you and ask what's going on. It's this about the

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Speaker 1: book that was going twenty miles on the freeway on

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Speaker 1: the last week. Are you kidding me? She was going

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Speaker 1: so slow I literally had to inch around her because

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Speaker 1: she was about to cause a rat so you're not

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Speaker 1: even trying to deny it. Then you've been intimidating other

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Speaker 1: drivers on the freeway. She was going twenty miles, she

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Speaker 1: was breaking the waw, I mean twenty miles on the

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Speaker 1: freeway on the Are you kidding me? Okay? Well, then

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Speaker 1: would you care to explain to me why you've been

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Speaker 1: driving like a fucking apple? Why this was so unprofessional?

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Speaker 1: I need to call you in like this is I

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Speaker 1: can't believe you're talking anything like this. It's people like

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Speaker 1: you that don't deserve the right in our blessed country

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Speaker 1: to even people like you that are so damn like

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Speaker 1: you are on such a power trap. This isn't even funny,

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Speaker 1: Like I don't even have time for this. We don't

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Speaker 1: see me from me. This is ridiculous. Don't give me,

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Speaker 1: don't don't don't, don't give me any lip, little lady?

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Speaker 1: Could you even call me a little lady? I did

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Speaker 1: I just hear that out of your mouth. Well, it's

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Speaker 1: good to know your ears work. Okay, So I'm sure

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Speaker 1: that this call is actually being recorded right now yesterday, Yes,

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Speaker 1: it is being recorded. So don't you even think about

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Speaker 1: threatening me, because I can hear it in your voice

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Speaker 1: right now? What are you talking about me? Threatening you?

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Speaker 1: Are you? Are you kidding you? I can hear it

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Speaker 1: in your voice. I can hear it in your voice.

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Speaker 1: Seriously happening right now? Well, if that's a waste of

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Speaker 1: my time, If you're going to speak to an officer

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Speaker 1: of the lot like you are, I'm guessing that you

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Speaker 1: would have no problem threatening my life. Are you seriously talking?

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Speaker 1: You cover with your job over this? You know that,

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Speaker 1: right You could lose your license over this, you know that,

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Speaker 1: right over someone calling in my license plate ever, something

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Speaker 1: I didn't even really do as a bush. Absolutely, Well,

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Speaker 1: you just to let you know you've been downgraded? Okay, downgraded?

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Speaker 1: What does that mean? That means for the next ninety days,

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Speaker 1: you'll only be allowed to drive a scooter to work

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Speaker 1: or anywhere else you go. What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: I mean I've heard a scooter. No, what are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? I'm talking about a new program that we've

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Speaker 1: set up for tailgators. It's called scoot Commute. Commute Is

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Speaker 1: this is this isn't joke? Maybe you should have thought

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Speaker 1: about that before you decided to tailgate and road rage

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Speaker 1: on the freeway for the next ninety days, you're going

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Speaker 1: after raging tailgating to put a wreck. I had to

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Speaker 1: get around her for the next ninety days. For the

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Speaker 1: next ninety days, you're going to drive a pink Vespa

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Speaker 1: and if no calls down, if no calls come into

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Speaker 1: report you're crappy driving, you get your car back. I

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Speaker 1: heard forty five miles every day, back and forth. I

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Speaker 1: can't do this. I can't wait a scooter that's gonna

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Speaker 1: get like an hour and a half to get worse.

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Speaker 1: Turn in your car. Turn in your car in the

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Speaker 1: next twenty four hours at one of our scooter exchange stations,

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Speaker 1: or you'll be arrested and spend time in jail. I'm

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Speaker 1: not talking to you any more, you little teeth. And

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Speaker 1: so I would like your bad number right now because

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Speaker 1: this is complete bullshit. Okay, So, no way in hell

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Speaker 1: I'm bringing the car to some damn scooter drop off. No.

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Speaker 1: So I need your badge number right now. Please, you'd

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Speaker 1: like my badge number? Yeah, I need your badge number.

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Speaker 1: It starts with g O and then the letter F

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Speaker 1: and then yourself. Go f yourself. You are such a

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're gonna so be fired. I can't

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Speaker 1: believe you know this phone call is being recorded. You're

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Speaker 1: acting like this, well, a complete It's sort of my job.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's your job. It's your job. I thought your

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Speaker 1: job was for the tech and serve Motherfuck no, no,

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Speaker 1: my job is to prank. My job is to prank

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Speaker 1: phone call people. It really is. What this is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewbil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Wait, what did you just say

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Speaker 1: you're breaking up? What this is Jewbil from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you?

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Speaker 1: Phone tap. Yes, it's a joke. Your friend Brian set

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Speaker 1: you up. He said that you were tailgating some lady

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Speaker 1: last week and thought you might have called the police

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Speaker 1: on you. You. Yeah, so there's no there's no scoot

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Speaker 1: commute exchange program. I think you're good, and by the way,

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Speaker 1: I completely support your rage on and off the road.

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Speaker 1: I enjoyed it thoroughly. Thank you. Wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with Jewel phone taps on the twenties point five