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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season two, sixty five,

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Speaker 1: Episode four of Dirt da leis like GICs, a production

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Speaker 1: of My Heart Radio. This is a podcast where we

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Speaker 1: take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness. And it's Friday,

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Speaker 1: just every second, twenty two. My name is Jack O'Brien,

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Speaker 1: a K listen. It don't really matter to me, but

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Speaker 1: it's really nice when it tastes like candy. I said,

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Speaker 1: I like when an apple is a sugar bee. That

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Speaker 1: is courtesy Christie Amo, Gucci Mane, and Tom Petty from

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Speaker 1: Beyond the Grave and sugar bee apples, which just put

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Speaker 1: a song in my heart. I don't think I know

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Speaker 1: what a sugar bee apple is. They're kind of the

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Speaker 1: new kid on the scene, and I'm actually very nervous

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Speaker 1: because I've only had like four of them, and the

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Speaker 1: most important thing about an apple is its consistency. So

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Speaker 1: I'm really like putting my heart on the line here

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Speaker 1: for the dang sugar bee apples, and you know, the

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Speaker 1: next one I have might be mealy and not very flavorful,

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Speaker 1: so it's well, we're hoping for the it's the wait.

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Speaker 1: They invented a new apple. Yeah, I think they've been

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Speaker 1: around for since I think the nineties, but they you know,

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Speaker 1: apples just they come and go and become popular, and

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Speaker 1: this is yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's got better marketing now.

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Speaker 1: It's a good name, sugar be It's it's like a

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Speaker 1: Honey Christ picks have more candy ish. I'm a fan of. Hey,

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Speaker 1: who's that voice there? That you're here? And that's not

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Speaker 1: Miles That that's a person. I'm throwed to be joined

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Speaker 1: by a very special guest co host. He's a hilarious comedian,

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Speaker 1: the host of the podcast the podcast Pod Yourself a

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Speaker 1: Gun and now Pod Yourself a Wire. It's Matt. What's up.

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Speaker 1: I'm here, I got my soundboard. I'm ready to do

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Speaker 1: some morning radio. That's right, But is that what this is?

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Speaker 1: Kind Hell? Yeah, you could have fun deb driving with

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Speaker 1: Jack O'Brien and the Douche. What's up, guys. I'm very

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Speaker 1: happy to be here. My wife was just on yesterday,

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Speaker 1: so you know, we're all taking turns doing daily feel

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Speaker 1: like you guys are always on around the same time.

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Speaker 1: It's always wonderful because we get one side of the

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Speaker 1: story and then get it correct. Yeah no, I don't

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Speaker 1: know what she said. Last episode. But I'm here to

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Speaker 1: say everything she said is an absolute lie. Uh, it's

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Speaker 1: not true. I am actually the better parent. The baby

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Speaker 1: loves me more. And hey, you know, if my titties

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Speaker 1: could produce milk, I would breastfeed. But I can't sue me.

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Speaker 1: Sue me. Don't sue me. Sue God. That's her hero man.

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Speaker 1: We are thrilled. Speaking of hero, we are thrilled to

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Speaker 1: be joined in our third seat by reporter who you

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Speaker 1: know from the NFL network as a TV presenter, in't

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Speaker 1: it I like TV presenter as a thing. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: very britsh. She's also the host of the podcast Benched

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Speaker 1: with Banetta. It's Rachel Banetta, guys, having me here to

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Speaker 1: go backwards. There is no other apple that exists other

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Speaker 1: than a Granny Smith in my world. I don't I

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Speaker 1: don't need to test out new flavors. Come on, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're you're begging to be let down at this point,

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Speaker 1: and I really think we should retire the Red Delicious. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the Red Delicious. I mean it's just it's a pretty

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Speaker 1: looking apple. I guess there's something about that that color

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Speaker 1: where you're just like, wow, that looks like it's not

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Speaker 1: gonna suck. But then you have it and you're like,

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Speaker 1: this is the suckiest apple. Why anyone that? The only

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Speaker 1: reason I will eat in other apples if it's covered

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Speaker 1: in like caramel, like a candy apple, I'll anything. At

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Speaker 1: that point, I'm putting anything in my mouth. I feel

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Speaker 1: like the only time I will eat a Granny Smith

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Speaker 1: is when it's covered in caramel because it's too tart.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, it's a perfect amount of tart. Sound sounds

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Speaker 1: like you're afraid of very much, So I'm a coward. Sorry.

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Speaker 1: Did they not give you that in the pre show? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they every guess by going Just so you know, Jack

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Speaker 1: O'Brien he's afraid of everything, including intense tastes, sugar dart mention,

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Speaker 1: any sour apples. He actually gets mad. Yes, he starts

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Speaker 1: salivating uncontrollably like Pablovs. Do. Wait, Rachel, have you ever

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Speaker 1: had an apple that's not a Granny Smith? Though? I

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Speaker 1: looking at other apples at the grocery store. I feel

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Speaker 1: to my attention that all of the candles that I've

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Speaker 1: I want to know what was in your candles. I'm

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Speaker 1: afraid that, guys, any any candle, any candle you've ever

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Speaker 1: the end that we're done. It's Christmas time. I love

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Speaker 1: the smell of crisp doing candles. For a while, I

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Speaker 1: cancerous situations later on, So I'm at the I'm at

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Speaker 1: the point in my place that it's like, it's Christmas time.

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Speaker 1: I want to feel festive. You know, maybe later on

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Speaker 1: going to be old and just like Rickety, and I'm

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Speaker 1: going to enjoy my time now with my candles. The

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Speaker 1: situation that I've been faced this morning. Yeah, that's how

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Speaker 1: I feel about Heroin too. So you just did, We're right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: slow it down a little bit, all right, Rachel. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna get to know you a little bit better in

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Speaker 1: a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners a couple

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Speaker 1: of the things we're talking about today. We're gonna talk

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Speaker 1: about water Somalia is that's a thing. And we're gonna

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Speaker 1: talk about the real life drama going on over at

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Speaker 1: the Christmas Story House, the house from the film Christmas Story,

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Speaker 1: all of that plenty more. But first, Rachel, we like

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Speaker 1: to ask our guests, what is something from your search history? Oh,

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Speaker 1: my search history right now? Okay, this is gonna sound

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Speaker 1: crazy and maybe a little untrue, but I am building

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Speaker 1: I assume you start with a tub? Uh not? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So I actually built a sauna like a year and

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Speaker 1: So I built that and then I just decided what's next.

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Speaker 1: my most recent searched. I just put the liner in yesterday.

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Speaker 1: So that's how often are you sauna in your home? Sauna?

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Speaker 1: how close are you to the completion of the hot

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty close. I have to do like the plum

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Speaker 1: and like the electrical right now, and like the hardest part,

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Speaker 1: something with no offense, but I was picturing a real

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Speaker 1: piece of ship. When you're talking about having built a

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Speaker 1: This is so nerdy and dorky. But that was the

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Speaker 1: it's just cool as Yeah, what is something you think

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Speaker 1: this beverage. It's in all the Christmas movies I'm watching.

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Speaker 1: It's disgusting. It is absolutely it's called egg nog. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you stop right there. The name alone atrocious. You've gotta

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Speaker 1: like it's a perfect name both for I love egg

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Speaker 1: And as we were talking about up top, you know,

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Speaker 1: I would drink make all day long. There's not a

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Speaker 1: But you know, since we're all doing it constantly, might

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Speaker 1: it's not, my friend, aren't asshole drop your phone in there? Better?

419
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 1: But that's so funny. That's like that he's like the

420
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:37,880
Speaker 1: kid from Idiocracy going water, you mean, like from the toilet.

421
00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:41,879
Speaker 1: But he's like, gone, so galaxy brain about water that

422
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:45,639
Speaker 1: he like hasn't like he's stopped understanding the very basic

423
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 1: properties of water that like you shouldn't put electrical appliances

424
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:56,040
Speaker 1: in them anyways. Water you mean, it's great for swimming

425
00:25:56,160 --> 00:26:00,960
Speaker 1: in that's what It's great for shower, but it's not

426
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 1: great inside body, right, So that's what's sweat, is the

427
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:09,160
Speaker 1: body taking all the disgusting water and putting it out

428
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:14,160
Speaker 1: the body exactly, thank you. Everyone knows. Everyone knows that. Yeah,

429
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 1: but that is one of the water Somalia's who so

430
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,320
Speaker 1: you know their claim is that like you need water

431
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:27,520
Speaker 1: minerality it it's probably true that com pure distilled water

432
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,600
Speaker 1: may not be as good for the human body as

433
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 1: water with minerals in it. Tap water, tap water, Yes,

434
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,400
Speaker 1: we're going to get to the superiority of tap water,

435
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:40,879
Speaker 1: by the way, because water, so tap water is overseen

436
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 1: by the e p A, and the e p A

437
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 1: is not answering to like when it comes to tap water,

438
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 1: the e p A is just you know, trying to

439
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:55,480
Speaker 1: make the water clean. The like bottled water that you

440
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:58,359
Speaker 1: drink is overseen by the f d A, which the

441
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 1: FDA is build a lot of a lot of lobbies

442
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:08,399
Speaker 1: and very underfunded and does not so you're more likely

443
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 1: to be poisoned by bottled water than you are by

444
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 1: tap water, like even to the degree that like the

445
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:20,200
Speaker 1: very baseline like what you are allowed to have in water,

446
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 1: tap water has higher standards than bottled water. Just like

447
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 1: are you are you listening? Yeah, I was trying to pea. Also,

448
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 1: a lot of the minerals I talked about in this

449
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 1: article are things that quote could be good for you,

450
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 1: um when they're like potassium, zinc, iron, magnesium. These minerals

451
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 1: could provide important health benefits like lower and blood pressure,

452
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:51,679
Speaker 1: improving blood circulation, strengthening books. But I do feel like

453
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 1: water in a lot of ways is operating at the

454
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 1: level of like plus ebo effect, like where you're just

455
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 1: like re not not that like you don't need water,

456
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 1: it's just placebo. But like the idea that like one

457
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:08,879
Speaker 1: water is better than the other has a lot to

458
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 1: do with what you are bringing to the experience. Yeah,

459
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 1: it's like people I know used to like only buy

460
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:19,719
Speaker 1: Fiji water. You guys, remember Fiji bottled water, Like Fiji

461
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:24,360
Speaker 1: is the worst, like consistently worst water I've ever tasted,

462
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 1: well to me, worse than desany Like actually, so I'm like,

463
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 1: but this is what I'm saying that eggnog and Sani

464
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 1: hook it up. It's the weird tongue bro because Sanny

465
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 1: was the first like cold bottled water I ever tasted,

466
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 1: and it was like, well, I tasted it at a

467
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 1: time when bottled water was like a novelty, and so

468
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 1: you know Sony is nostalgic for you. Yeah, well, it's

469
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 1: just like it got implanted in there in some way

470
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 1: that I can't help because yeah, no, I don't. I'm right.

471
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 1: I'm not like Jasani is actually good and everybody else

472
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 1: is wrong, and I'm right. I think it just got

473
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 1: like locked into like my brain and something that liked Sani.

474
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 1: I'm associating Dasani with like cold good water what people

475
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 1: used to do that with Fiji water too. I mean

476
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 1: I swear people acted like it was like the good water,

477
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 1: and it was like, I think you just think that

478
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:29,239
Speaker 1: because the label it's got a waterfall, and you're like,

479
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 1: people are just like suckers for like a good marketing camp,

480
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 1: like a liquid Death number one. You know that company

481
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 1: just like godless and for brillions of dollars, so much money,

482
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 1: and all they're selling is canned water, which, by the way,

483
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,719
Speaker 1: canned water maybe it's good for the environment. I don't know.

484
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 1: Always terrible always yeah, I feel like I'm always drinking pennies.

485
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 1: It's never been good, not once. Oh have you tried

486
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 1: drinking pennies? They're good. They're put a little penny in

487
00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 1: your water before I my opinion, my opinion, it's got

488
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 1: a smack of pennies in there. But yeah, I mean

489
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 1: that what that's what you know. I've started noticing about

490
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 1: tap water. Once I had, like whatever sparklets or distilled

491
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 1: or special rich guy water is that, I'll be like, oh, yeah,

492
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 1: I guess Los Angeles like public tap water does smack

493
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 1: of a little bit of rust. But it's not like

494
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 1: it's not bad. It's just kind of I don't know,

495
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 1: it gives it a little kick. That's what I like

496
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 1: to think. I gotta say. I think like drinking growing up,

497
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 1: drinking tapwater might make you like more of a superior human. Like,

498
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 1: you know, I have a really small dog and he's

499
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 1: very close to the ground. He I just call him

500
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 1: like a garbage dumpster. Like he'll just eat anything so

501
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 1: he never gets sick. His stomach is just like rock hard.

502
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 1: I grew up in the middle of nowhere and we

503
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 1: drank out of a well, and then every so often

504
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 1: you'd have to put like a little like bleach or

505
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 1: something like that in there to like kind of clean

506
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 1: out the well. We're still drinking it, so like they

507
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 1: just grew up drinking a little bit of just now

508
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 1: and again now building saunas and hot taps. You know

509
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:12,160
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. The tap water doesn't hurt. Yeah, when

510
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 1: we started this call, actually you were walking across your

511
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 1: room with two big pieces of lumber on either shoulder,

512
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 1: like Arnold when we meet him in Commando. Yeah, I

513
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 1: had a beer helmet and I was just connected to bleach,

514
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 1: which I was like drinking straight bleach. Yeah, I mean,

515
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 1: the best tap water ever had. Like I don't know

516
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 1: if does does New York City still claim that it

517
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 1: has like the best tap water in the world. It

518
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 1: really I that in their early two thousand's, I was like,

519
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 1: this is New Yorkers in their fucking water, always talking

520
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 1: it's the water that's the difference. That's why the bread

521
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 1: tastes better and shot off. God, you don't know what

522
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 1: you're talking about. It's the water. Literally, Like they've opened

523
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 1: up Brooklyn water bagel like stores in l a where

524
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 1: they just talk about we we ship the water across

525
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 1: America and we get that good water. I'm like, this

526
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 1: is this is all fake? This is fake. There is

527
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 1: some like cool poetry to like the minerality of water,

528
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 1: Like basically the water picks up. So the reason that

529
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 1: water that is absolutely devoid of minerals actually tastes bad

530
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 1: to people, and like you do see that over and over.

531
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 1: It like comes near the bottom and taste tests. Even

532
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 1: though you would think like, well, it's pure, so it

533
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 1: would taste like nothing at least, but when you put

534
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 1: water without anything in it next to like in your mouth,

535
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 1: it actually leaches the minerals out of your mouth, and

536
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 1: then that's what you're tasting, is it like? And so

537
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 1: water just on its own like really and absorbs a

538
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 1: lot of like minerals and stuff. And so you're like

539
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 1: water just naturally is full of like minerals because it's

540
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:02,160
Speaker 1: coin you know, it's traveling through vast underground like lakes

541
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 1: and revoirs that are you know, all rushing under our feet.

542
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 1: Like there's like a cool poetry to it that. So

543
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: where you live is determined, like and what the water

544
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:14,960
Speaker 1: tastes like where you live and what minerals you are

545
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 1: getting in your body is determined by like what the underground,

546
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 1: like oceans of fresh water that are under your sight

547
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 1: are like around, which is I think that's like cool

548
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 1: and kind of Yeah, there's something like natural and beautiful

549
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 1: about that, you know, or it sounds good. But I agree,

550
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 1: you know with Rachel that you would it would be

551
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 1: nice to put a little bit of it's a little

552
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 1: sugar flavor in it. M m. Yeah, Like minerals are good.

553
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 1: But is sugar not a mineral? That's a real question.

554
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 1: Is sugar not a mineral? Yeah? What is a mineral?

555
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 1: A rock? Yeah, it's rocks. Yeah, it's just like it's

556
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 1: determined by the rocks. That so we're drinking a little

557
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 1: rocks that's a mineral. Yeah, it's like the rock flavor.

558
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 1: They so the smalia I thought this was the best

559
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 1: their best contribution in the article. They said water can

560
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:12,879
Speaker 1: also feel dry, silky, creamy, or even sparkly when you're

561
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 1: drinking it, which I agree with, Like that's a good

562
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:18,240
Speaker 1: description of like some of the things that I've tasted

563
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:22,799
Speaker 1: in water before morning. Water you know, leftover on from

564
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 1: your nightstand always feels dry. Yeah, might be because it's

565
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 1: high in calcium. They say, that's the one that leaves

566
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 1: a dry mouth feel. Oh yeah, water that's low minerality

567
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 1: also leaves a dry mouth feel and can also and

568
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:39,760
Speaker 1: an almost metallic taste because it soaks up the minerals

569
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 1: in your mouth. Binder explained, So strange. Yeah, kind of

570
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 1: grossed out by water. Yeah, I want I went looking

571
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 1: in vice, alright, I went looking elsewhere because vice would

572
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 1: are cowards and they wouldn't name names of like what

573
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:59,399
Speaker 1: the best bottled water is because I'm curious. It does.

574
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 1: It does seem like when you look at all the

575
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 1: different taste tests, like at least in the top half

576
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 1: you find tap water, just like tap water is as

577
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:15,280
Speaker 1: good as bottled waters as bottled water, and like there's

578
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 1: just huge variability on almost everything else. This, honestly, I

579
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 1: just feel vindicated and it makes me feel better about

580
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:27,840
Speaker 1: the years I spent drinking just straight hose water because

581
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:31,320
Speaker 1: I always water out the hose was the best water

582
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 1: because it was the most like flavorful, because there's something

583
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 1: going on with that the nozzle of the hose. I

584
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 1: think house water is not supposed to be drank, Is

585
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:44,359
Speaker 1: that right? Or I think it's just ultimate tapwater. It's

586
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 1: like top tier tapp Yeah, but probably like the first

587
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,479
Speaker 1: little like few gushes of water that are coming out

588
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 1: of there with have just been like sitting in the

589
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 1: that's the most flavorful, the first few water from Yeah,

590
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:01,239
Speaker 1: you get all those night some me buzz and then

591
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,480
Speaker 1: they meet all your other amuba's in your body and

592
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 1: they become friends. Why you shouldn't drink your water from

593
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 1: a garden hose written by one of the same Yeah,

594
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 1: big by nest loaned by the sauna breaks. Yeah. In reality,

595
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:21,160
Speaker 1: most outdoor fasces and garden hoses, those made prior, are

596
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 1: not meant to be used for drinking water. Whatever, dude,

597
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:29,240
Speaker 1: I'd turn out fine for the most part. I think, Yeah,

598
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:32,799
Speaker 1: do you guys have a favorite bottled water flavor or

599
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:35,720
Speaker 1: bottled water? I guess I guess we've we've covered that years.

600
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:40,359
Speaker 1: Matt is tap water, Yeah, well yeah, yeah, if but

601
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:45,920
Speaker 1: that bottled water, my favorite would probably be like you know, Arrowhead,

602
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,239
Speaker 1: I feel like that is to me, it was like

603
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 1: the like classic It's just like it's cheap, the old

604
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:55,759
Speaker 1: nozzle like that. I feel like mine's a little like

605
00:36:56,640 --> 00:37:00,400
Speaker 1: fru fru but heavy on. I feel like taste the most,

606
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 1: like like there's no taste to it, it's just water. Yeah,

607
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,840
Speaker 1: even smart water sometimes can have a taste to it

608
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:12,239
Speaker 1: and just sawny for sure. Ye. Also, I feel like

609
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 1: I'm a woman in vogue when I'm drinking it, like

610
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:17,840
Speaker 1: I'm flying first class. If I'm getting a bottle of

611
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 1: Evan at the airport, everyone thinks I'm flying first class.

612
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 1: Is Evian not also a skin cream? Am I crazy?

613
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 1: I don't think so, but you're I see. Hannibal Lecter

614
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 1: mentioned Evian skin cream in the movie Silence of the Lamps,

615
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 1: When I could be wrong about that. It just sounds

616
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 1: like it. It's a very French name, just sounds I know.

617
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 1: There was like a mister that they sold for a

618
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,920
Speaker 1: while that like you can miss your face with evy

619
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:51,720
Speaker 1: on water the height of class. I'm looking at Evan cream.

620
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 1: I would hire people from Craigslist to come over and

621
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 1: just missed my face with edvy on while I worked.

622
00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:00,359
Speaker 1: I think ev Evian did do well in like the

623
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:03,879
Speaker 1: public taste tests, like I guess Mother Jones did one.

624
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:07,880
Speaker 1: There was like a college that did a big bottled

625
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 1: water taste test, and Evian kind of fared well. Both times,

626
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:17,920
Speaker 1: Dosani was like ranked near the top for one and

627
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 1: then like near the bottom for the other. So I

628
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:26,239
Speaker 1: feel like it's it's very subjective. I guess I feel

629
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:28,920
Speaker 1: like Dosanni is like cornered the market on like movie theaters,

630
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 1: because the only water that you can find there. I

631
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 1: will have an extra large bag of the saltiest popcorn

632
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 1: I've ever had in my life, and I'm still not

633
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:45,360
Speaker 1: touching to snill. I I could be yeah, I I wouldn't.

634
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 1: I would never have water with popcorn because it's just

635
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:52,319
Speaker 1: like that you're basically creating an like ocean water in

636
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 1: your in your mouth because it's like salt and water.

637
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, sometimes you get like the chocolate, you

638
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 1: get the candies, you get the popcorn, and you're like, Okay,

639
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:01,400
Speaker 1: at least I can be good by getting some water.

640
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not going to go full Gremlin and

641
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 1: get you know, vanilla coke, but if it's just sunny,

642
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,479
Speaker 1: I won't do it. I'll go full Gromlin. Yeah, I'm

643
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 1: pro tap water, but I was just like thinking about

644
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 1: like where I would get the tap water, and I

645
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 1: guess like said there's something and it's probably incorrect, but

646
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 1: like going to a bathroom and getting water from the

647
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 1: tap of at a public place like kind of grosses

648
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 1: me out, So I probably wouldn't true. I mean, yeah,

649
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:35,360
Speaker 1: I guess I wouldn't go to like the subway bathroom

650
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 1: and just you know, be like I'm gonna fill up

651
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 1: my water bottle. But you know, at home, like if

652
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:46,239
Speaker 1: you were to fill up your water bottle at home,

653
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 1: you would probably fill it up in the tap from

654
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 1: the kitchen sink. But there's no difference between that and

655
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 1: going to your tub and just putting it in, you know,

656
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 1: from there. Is that weird? I don't know. I'm never

657
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,399
Speaker 1: doing that. I'm doing that all the time. I'm gonna

658
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: do that right now. I've got to be desperado. If

659
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:05,759
Speaker 1: I'm going and filling up my water bottle from the bathroom,

660
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:07,920
Speaker 1: that means I am so hungover I can't even make

661
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 1: it to the kitchen. That happens. I'm just saying, you know,

662
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:16,720
Speaker 1: like it's all it's all pipes. It's gonna be reasons

663
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 1: for it though. Yeah, alright, let's take a break from

664
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 1: talking about serious stuff like this and we'll talk about

665
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:30,400
Speaker 1: the House from the Christmas Story, a Christmas story in fact,

666
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 1: and we're back and there's so that. Are you guys

667
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 1: fans of a Christmas Story? Oh yeah, I watched it

668
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:53,760
Speaker 1: for the first time last year. I like, damn, it's cute.

669
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:57,040
Speaker 1: It's cute. It's dark. It's like always darker than I

670
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 1: expected to be. You're saying about Christmas Story like you'll

671
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 1: shoot your eye out, kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's like

672
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:07,760
Speaker 1: the ultimate. Like that was the movie where I realized, like, oh,

673
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 1: every Christmas that I've ever had and seen has been

674
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 1: the boomers trying to remake this exact Christmas. It's it

675
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,839
Speaker 1: is like the classic Christmas. It's like a lot of

676
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 1: Christmas songs and big presents and you know, remember the fifties.

677
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 1: That's what it feels like. And obsession with guns. Yeah,

678
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 1: and everyone wants a gun. And I was always surprised that,

679
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 1: you know, people would put soap in their kids mouths.

680
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 1: I always thought that was strange because I was like, well,

681
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:46,760
Speaker 1: the words aren't literally dirty, They're not like the soap.

682
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 1: Always seemed like a strange Yeah, right, okay, I take

683
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 1: it back. This movie is not cute. It was like

684
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,280
Speaker 1: a snapshot in time of being like I can't believe

685
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 1: the world used to be like, yeah, people really used

686
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:05,759
Speaker 1: to abuse kids, people didn't like kids. Take off his

687
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 1: belt at one point too. Yeah, this is this is

688
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 1: a like different world where people didn't like kids and

689
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 1: the kids were just like okay, but yeah, everybody just

690
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:19,319
Speaker 1: like hates him and it was like, shut up. There's

691
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 1: a lot of like similarities between A Christmas Story and

692
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 1: Stephen King's it in terms of just kind of the

693
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:29,919
Speaker 1: abusive kids and people know you're not talking about it.

694
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 1: But yeah, no, I like the movie a lot. It

695
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 1: has it has a huge legions of fans. So somebody

696
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 1: bought the house back in the early two thousand's and

697
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 1: turned it into it It's in Cleveland, that's where they

698
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 1: shot the movie. They bought the house and turned it

699
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:49,880
Speaker 1: into like a museum. Weird the fan. The fan who

700
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:51,840
Speaker 1: just buy the house and live in the house, You

701
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 1: fucking weirdo. So he's already in the business of making

702
00:42:55,239 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 1: leg lamps, so like real, you know, next level upset life. Yo.

703
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 1: Wait wait, so before he bought he bought the house

704
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:09,280
Speaker 1: from A Christmas Story, he was a leg lamp builder.

705
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:12,279
Speaker 1: He was a leg land builder from the movie. Like,

706
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 1: was that inspired? Must have been? Yes? Yeah, yeah, No,

707
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,399
Speaker 1: his somebody like got him that as a gag gift,

708
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:20,439
Speaker 1: and he was like, I could build these, I could

709
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,840
Speaker 1: build these, and this is my life now, it's what

710
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:27,799
Speaker 1: the okay? And you can actually rent the house and

711
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 1: spend the night there. Why it's not the owner makes

712
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 1: leg lamps. I'm not staying in that hell. I've seen

713
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:39,240
Speaker 1: it on tiktoks of like little cameras hidden in shower heads.

714
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 1: No ship to stay there on December twenty three. It'll

715
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 1: cost you one thousand one dollars actually to stay there

716
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:57,359
Speaker 1: the nights of Christmas Eve and Christmas Day three thousand five.

717
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just a Disneyland. That's the stupid thing

718
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:05,440
Speaker 1: to buy. But if you really like the movie, and

719
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 1: I guess, but who wants to spend Christmas in Cleveland? Right?

720
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 1: They're kind of limiting their audience there, right? Yes? It

721
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,479
Speaker 1: sold out? Is it? Do we know? If it's sold

722
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 1: out this year? How's it doing staying there? I don't

723
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:23,440
Speaker 1: so probably not that well because the guy is selling

724
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 1: the house right now, and there's like some weird like

725
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 1: battle happening between the owner of the house is selling it,

726
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 1: and like there's a person who played a bully in

727
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 1: the movie. Zach Ward? Is that who it is? Zach Ward? Yeah?

728
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:44,560
Speaker 1: I don't ask me why. I know that. I was

729
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:49,920
Speaker 1: very into the short lived sitcom Titus and uh it

730
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 1: was his brother was played by this guy Zach Ward,

731
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:58,719
Speaker 1: who was the bully in a Christmas Story. Oh right,

732
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:03,800
Speaker 1: so this is actually some else. This is who played

733
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 1: Grover Gil of course, but he he is trying to

734
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 1: put together a like group to buy the house so

735
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 1: that it can be like a job for everybody who

736
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 1: was in that movie to go and relive the Jesus Christ.

737
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, First of all, can I just say

738
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:29,359
Speaker 1: the house is not a memorable part of the movie, Like,

739
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,799
Speaker 1: I don't actually what does the house look like? It's

740
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 1: the bathroom, Yeah, I remember that. I remember the stairs

741
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:40,719
Speaker 1: because he's standing on top of the stairs wearing the

742
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:43,879
Speaker 1: fucking bunny costume. But like if it was a house

743
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:45,879
Speaker 1: from Home alone, I'd be like, I get it because

744
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 1: that I remember that house. I was like, whoa, that's

745
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 1: a huge fucking house. But the Christmas Story house, there's

746
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 1: not a movie defined by the house. I feel like

747
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:58,320
Speaker 1: it'd be god Like you'd go into there and it

748
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:01,280
Speaker 1: would be dark vibes, it would you'd be like, there's

749
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:06,720
Speaker 1: some ghostly situations happening here. There would definitely be a killer,

750
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 1: like a killer dancing clown is trying to get you

751
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 1: to go into the gutter like this is this is

752
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:17,879
Speaker 1: very strange. Yeah, it definitely had like a dysfunctional alcoholic

753
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 1: family vibe. Yes like that. So wouldn't that be fun?

754
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:25,359
Speaker 1: They're like you can even smell the beer in the

755
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 1: seat cushions. But yeah, what what would your number one

756
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 1: house be? Like? I guess Wayne Manner would be pretty

757
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:39,200
Speaker 1: fun to be down for the Bai's Playhouse. I feel like, yeah,

758
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:42,239
Speaker 1: you know, I would never go into that house. I

759
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 1: would say the Little Cabin from the Holiday Oh yes,

760
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:48,839
Speaker 1: I do. I thought you're gonna say a little cabin

761
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:52,400
Speaker 1: from Cabin in the Woods. Absolutely not. No, We're sticking

762
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 1: a Christmas Movies, Holidays and Must Watch you guys, you

763
00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:01,399
Speaker 1: dig it? Yeah, alright, the one the studio apartment. Um,

764
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:03,759
Speaker 1: if we're just if we're talking about just holiday movies,

765
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 1: it would be the studio apartment that Billy Bob Thornton

766
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 1: stays in in Bad Santa. Yeah. Yeah, that's similar to

767
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 1: this though, right, Yeah, Yeah, that's I think that's where

768
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 1: I would, And he's only in it for one scene

769
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,760
Speaker 1: and he's just throwing a beer against the wall because

770
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:25,920
Speaker 1: he's read that the alarm clock woke him up. If

771
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:28,360
Speaker 1: we're opening this up to movies outside of the holiday

772
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,719
Speaker 1: holiday movies, I would do. I was obsessed with Spy

773
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 1: kids when I was younger, and I remember my dad

774
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 1: took me to see that movie, and when he drove

775
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:39,880
Speaker 1: me home, I was like looking at all the events

776
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 1: in the car, and then when I got home, I

777
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:45,399
Speaker 1: was like looking at every you know, little cabinet for

778
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:51,000
Speaker 1: secret passages and hidden Yeah, a little microwave they can

779
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:52,719
Speaker 1: like you just press a button and then a McDonald's

780
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 1: order pops up. That's not I'm talking about. Yeah, but yeah,

781
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:01,239
Speaker 1: not the Christmas story house. Yeah, absolutely not. I don't

782
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:03,359
Speaker 1: even know what that I literally, what does that house

783
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:06,400
Speaker 1: look like? I don't know what. It's just a two

784
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:11,840
Speaker 1: story small house that is like yellow with green trim.

785
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 1: The person isn't disclosed in case you guys are interested,

786
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 1: The person isn't disclosing the asking price, but only qualified

787
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:21,440
Speaker 1: buyers who have signed n d as will find out

788
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:24,359
Speaker 1: about the pricing details, and people who want to buy

789
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:26,880
Speaker 1: the house have to make an offer along with details

790
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 1: about themselves, including info about their background and wealth. Plus

791
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:32,239
Speaker 1: they have to write a theme essay, like the one

792
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 1: Ralphie is assigned in the movie titled Why I Want

793
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 1: to Buy a Christmas Story House and Museum. Okay, so

794
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:42,399
Speaker 1: this is yeah, this is a really really weird way

795
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:45,359
Speaker 1: to get the weirdest possible person to own. You don't

796
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:49,480
Speaker 1: deserve me, Yeah, you don't deserve my house. Yeah, like,

797
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:52,839
Speaker 1: just sell it to a normal person. You don't want

798
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:56,360
Speaker 1: to sell to someone's Like I didn't write about how

799
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:59,840
Speaker 1: My favorite part was when the kid put his tongue

800
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 1: on to poll because then I got to see a

801
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:08,799
Speaker 1: child's tom like that. It's like, that's the guy who's

802
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:10,480
Speaker 1: going to buy the house. You don't want that. This

803
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 1: should be season two of The Watcher. I don't know

804
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 1: if you guys saw that on Netflix, right, it does

805
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:20,759
Speaker 1: have season two. Is this guy sells this house and

806
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 1: then tries to scare them away so that he can

807
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:24,600
Speaker 1: buy it back for really cheap. He's made his money

808
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 1: on the sale by mackerel chain. Yeah, because the flip

809
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:32,920
Speaker 1: flip a property. The actor who was like you should

810
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:35,279
Speaker 1: we should buy it for the cast and then like

811
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:37,439
Speaker 1: it could be a live museum where the cast could

812
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:41,040
Speaker 1: come and adult versions of the characters you knew from

813
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:43,800
Speaker 1: your childhood would be there to just make you sad.

814
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:46,879
Speaker 1: But anyways, that's his plan. And then they like gott

815
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 1: in a fight out in front of the house that

816
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:52,759
Speaker 1: was like really depressing, where like the current owner like

817
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:55,680
Speaker 1: ran up. I was like, get the funk off my house,

818
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:58,640
Speaker 1: Get off of my house, and they like we're like

819
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:01,759
Speaker 1: shouting at each other. All these fans are just like,

820
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:04,640
Speaker 1: what's happening? Is there a video of that? There is

821
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 1: then the movie again? To be honest, yeah, no, for real,

822
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 1: I mean that is I like that there's drama, you know,

823
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:19,799
Speaker 1: So that's that's a lot of fun they did. I

824
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:22,279
Speaker 1: was just gonna say that, didn't they just make a

825
00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 1: sequel with the guy? Because I saw an HBO Max.

826
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:30,880
Speaker 1: I was like, it's at a Christmas Story like two

827
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 1: or again or whatever they called it, and uh, it

828
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:38,000
Speaker 1: was the kid who played Ralphie, but you know older,

829
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 1: And I was like, I think it's the same actor,

830
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:43,920
Speaker 1: which you know, that kind of depressed me a little bit.

831
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:46,520
Speaker 1: See I don't think so that that actually made me

832
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:48,879
Speaker 1: feel better because you could have some actors who are

833
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:50,880
Speaker 1: like fighting over an old house that was like in

834
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,920
Speaker 1: five minutes of the movie. Or you could have this

835
00:50:54,040 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 1: gentleman who has you know, he's he's yeah, he's IMDb

836
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:04,400
Speaker 1: star star meter is rising. Yeah, good for him. I

837
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 1: mean I was. I guess I was happy for him,

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Speaker 1: but I just hadn't seen him in a while. And

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Speaker 1: you see them as an adult and you go, buddy,

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Speaker 1: that's actually my favorite thing to do with Christmas movies.

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Speaker 1: I was just recently watching a Santa Claus and I

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Speaker 1: was like, what's that kid up to? Um, don't don't

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Speaker 1: look it up. I don't know. Now I have to

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Speaker 1: know that what's that kid? What's that young what's that

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Speaker 1: kid doing? Tim al and just being like culture, okay,

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Speaker 1: well that's what he's doing. They always just look a

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Speaker 1: little sad. They go from being very hute to like,

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Speaker 1: you know, It's one thing I'm a little worried about

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Speaker 1: with um my daughter because she's eight weeks old right

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Speaker 1: now and she's so adorable, and I'm just like adorable

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Speaker 1: kids ugly sometimes yeah, sometimes, or sometimes they're just they

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Speaker 1: stay stunning. One of the time for this. I mean

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Speaker 1: idea that I don't mind if she's ugly, you know,

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tell her that constantly going up. I

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Speaker 1: don't even care that you're should be more ugly, I think.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm gonna buy the house. Well, just don't

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Speaker 1: try and do it. So so the guy. The way

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Speaker 1: the argument ended, the owner. Current owner apologized to the

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Speaker 1: public for his behavior. Claimed his anger was due to

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Speaker 1: his concerns that the actor was trying to scam him,

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Speaker 1: and he but his version of a scam, as he said,

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Speaker 1: he's organizing a go fund me campaign seeking donations from

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Speaker 1: fans to buy the house. I'm not selling the house

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Speaker 1: through go fund me, so fans should not contribute to

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Speaker 1: that fund under false pretenses, thinking their money is going

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Speaker 1: towards buying the house. I don't think he knows what

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Speaker 1: like go fund me. Yeah, that's not that's going on.

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Speaker 1: That's not where I'm selling it. But also that is

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Speaker 1: a little bit weird that they're making a go fund me.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, no, it's all weird. Everyone involved in the

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Speaker 1: story is freaking me the funk out. Yeah, it's demolish it,

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Speaker 1: tear it down. Yeah, I like that by it and

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Speaker 1: tear it down, like the yeah, let the Ghosts of

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Speaker 1: Christmas story out. Yeah, well, Rachel, I'm sorry, I'm just

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Speaker 1: thinking about it. I know, we gotta end this. Just

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Speaker 1: thinking about how that movie ends, And I'd forgotten about

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Speaker 1: this until I replay the whole movie in my head

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Speaker 1: and it ends with them sucking up the turkey and

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Speaker 1: then they go to a Chinese restaurant and the Chinese

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Speaker 1: people sing falla la la la, but with a racist

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Speaker 1: Chinese accent, and I'm like, yeah, that's how that movie ends.

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Speaker 1: On cool, classic, classic class movie. I'm gonna watch Rachel

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Speaker 1: pleasure having you. Where can people find you? Follow you,

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00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 1: hear you, all that good stuff? They can follow me

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00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:53,640
Speaker 1: on basically every platform ever invented at Rachel Banetta and

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Speaker 1: I am on TV quite a bit. I'm on NFL

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Speaker 1: Network on Fridays and Sundays, and I have a podcast

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00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:01,439
Speaker 1: twice a week bench with Banetta, and you can listen

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Speaker 1: to it wherever you listen to podcasts. Yeah. Yeah, Is

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Speaker 1: there a tweet or some of the work of social

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Speaker 1: media You've been enjoying social media? No, not right now,

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Speaker 1: but I would like to make a recommendation for a

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Speaker 1: documentary I just watched last night. It was called Stutes

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Speaker 1: or Stuts. It's the Jonah Hills Therapist documentary and it is,

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Speaker 1: I think my favorite thing that I've watched, one of

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Speaker 1: my favorite things that I've watched this year. It's a

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Speaker 1: good it's a good it's a good good watch awesome.

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Speaker 1: X Oh yeah, Matt, where can people find you with

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Speaker 1: a tweet or work as social media you've been enjoying? Yes, um,

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00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,279
Speaker 1: thank you for having me. By the way. I love

902
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:38,399
Speaker 1: I love coming on, I love talking to you guys.

903
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:43,320
Speaker 1: And uh, you can listen to my The Wire rewatch

904
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Speaker 1: podcast Spot Yourself the Wire or my Sopranos rewatched podcast

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Speaker 1: Bought Yourself a Gun? Yeah, I watched all of the

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Speaker 1: Sopranos and talked about it. Now we're talking about the

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Speaker 1: Wire and uh yeah, so just search for either of those.

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Speaker 1: Give us five stars in a review. Please unpot yourself

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Speaker 1: a gun because we're almost at a thousand. I just

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Speaker 1: want that. I just want I just want a thousand

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Speaker 1: five stars and reviews, So please do it. And uh,

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Speaker 1: you can follow me on Instagram at Matt lead Jokes.

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Speaker 1: A tweet that I have been enjoying. Danny de Vito said,

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Speaker 1: to Joe Biden. No, Joe, you're supposed to help the

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Speaker 1: rail You're supposed to help the rail road workers. You

916
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Speaker 1: got it backwards. A handful of sick days come on,

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Speaker 1: Workers of the World Unite. The fact that Danny DeVito

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Speaker 1: sometimes quotes Marks makes me love him so much, just

919
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Speaker 1: because you just watch him on Uh it's always sunny

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00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,799
Speaker 1: and he's you know, he's got a toe knife, he's

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Speaker 1: coming out naked out of a couch. He's uh, he's

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Speaker 1: got a gun. It's but you forget that inside is

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Speaker 1: just this adorable little five ft one socialist who's uh,

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Speaker 1: who should be a president? One? He might be less,

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Speaker 1: he might be I would say less. Yeah, he's probably one.

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Speaker 1: Four Danny de Vito fight, Yeah, he's four ft Love that, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I love it. He's just he's a he's a beautiful

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Speaker 1: little man and I love him. There you go. You

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Speaker 1: can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien. Uh

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Speaker 1: some tweets I've been enjoying at Sullivan Jones tweet. It's

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Speaker 1: so funny when someone writes a song to try to

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Speaker 1: get someone to have sex with them. That's what a

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Speaker 1: bird would do. And then Cassie rob tweeted, posting, wow,

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Speaker 1: pretty problematic under every single person Spotify wrapped, and then

935
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Speaker 1: responding It's not my job to educate you when they

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Speaker 1: ask what I mean by that. You can find us

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Speaker 1: on Twitter at daily Zy Guys were at the Dailys

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Speaker 1: like Geist on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page

939
00:56:57,160 --> 00:56:59,440
Speaker 1: and a website Daily zi guys dot com where we

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Speaker 1: post our episodes and our footnotes, the information that we

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Speaker 1: talked about in today's episode, as well as a song

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Speaker 1: that we think you might enjoy. Hey, superproducer Justin, do

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Speaker 1: you have a song that people might enjoy? I usually

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Speaker 1: do give me one second. Well, you know, Justin, I

945
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Speaker 1: just want to say every time I'm on the show

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Speaker 1: and I listened back to all of the recordings and

947
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Speaker 1: I and I hear the song choices and I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: these are all really good. But for some reason, I've

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Speaker 1: never heard you guys play a single. Bod Yourself, a

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Speaker 1: gun parody, bought a B story in which I take

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Speaker 1: a song like kiss from a Rose and make it

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Speaker 1: the synopsis of the episode that I have just currently watched.

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Speaker 1: So maybe one of these days, you guys, well we'll

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Speaker 1: play about a B story. I write all these parody

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Speaker 1: songs for every episode of The Sopranos and The Wire.

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Speaker 1: They're very good there, I think Actually we have, um, well,

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Speaker 1: guest actually shouted out one of your songs before and

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Speaker 1: we didn't play it, but we usually, yeah, play the

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00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:11,760
Speaker 1: play the song man. Of course you have my promotions.

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Speaker 1: What's your favorite? Oh, I think it would probably be

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Speaker 1: it would be the under Pressure, but about long Term Parking,

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Speaker 1: the episode where you know, we see what happens to

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Speaker 1: Adriana Leserva. Also, we don't play these songs usually we

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Speaker 1: because of copyright things, so we just direct them to them.

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00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:35,200
Speaker 1: Oh is that right? So we'll we'll do that. Oh yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: you definitely won't be able to play because uh everything

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Speaker 1: is copy Basically what I'm doing is illegal because I

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Speaker 1: just take the instrumental and then I sing over. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know he has to know who's gonna know? All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: we will link off to the long Term parking under Pressure.

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Speaker 1: I mean maybe we could play under Pressure. No one's

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Speaker 1: ever gotten sued over that song, right, I mean, but

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Speaker 1: if you play it with other lyrics, I don't know already?

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Speaker 1: Laws weird. You guys got lawyers though, right, Yeah, they're

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Speaker 1: very cool and understanding. All right, we'll link off to

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Speaker 1: that The Daily Zey guys, the production of I heart

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Speaker 1: Radio for more podcasts for my heart radio. Is that

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Speaker 1: the I heart Radio app, Apple podcast or wherever you

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Speaker 1: listen to your favorite shows, that is going to do

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Speaker 1: it for us this morning, back this afternoon to tell

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Speaker 1: you what's trending and we'll touch you down that way

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Speaker 1: right