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Speaker 1: Second Date Update. The girl on the phone for today's
Speaker 1: second Date update has done something that I have never done,
Speaker 1: something that I never want to do. She went on
Speaker 1: a date with an adult virgin. Sounds terrible to me,
Speaker 1: but that's who she wants us to call today, is
Speaker 1: a guy named Marcus. And apparently that's one of the
Speaker 1: issues that she thinks might have been kind of weird
Speaker 1: on her date, is that the dude is an adult
Speaker 1: and he's a virgin, and I don't know. We'll get
Speaker 1: into it, but tera, how are you doing? Hi? Guys,
Speaker 1: Hey can't believe we're already dubbing her date Marcus the
Speaker 1: adult virgin. What you have to do, That's what you
Speaker 1: have to do. First of all, how did you meet
Speaker 1: this dude? I met him on a dating site? Okay,
Speaker 1: iaa what website? Was it all virgins dot com? Were
Speaker 1: you like trolling for virgins online? No? No, I know
Speaker 1: it was dot com? Okay, all right? And what were
Speaker 1: you attracted to online about him. We had a lot
Speaker 1: in common, and he just seemed like, Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: want to sound weird, but he seemed like genuine, kind
Speaker 1: of innocent in a way, and I just he seemed
Speaker 1: really sweet. Okay. And how long did you guys chat
Speaker 1: online before you decided to go out? I like four
Speaker 1: or five days? Like we had been like getting a
Speaker 1: really nice connection with each other, which I thought was
Speaker 1: really cool, Like, oh, this is a real guy, like
Speaker 1: I could have a real seat with him. Is this
Speaker 1: the first time you've ever online dated? I've done like
Speaker 1: the cheap oh, like the apt one on your phone,
Speaker 1: plenty of fish things like that. Yeah. Yeah, those aren't
Speaker 1: where you find the prime grade a beef online, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Yeah. It wasn't like the freeb
Speaker 1: ones where they just wanted to hook up with you.
Speaker 1: It was like he seemed like he actually wanted to
Speaker 1: have a conversation. Of course, those ones probably scare him,
Speaker 1: he's a virgin. So what did you guys end up
Speaker 1: doing when you went out? We start off and run
Speaker 1: to a bar, really low key, we just got some drinks.
Speaker 1: Did he seem nervous or you know, did he feel
Speaker 1: the stereotype I guess of a virgin. I mean, there
Speaker 1: was definitely like more of like a sweet quality cham
Speaker 1: than any other guy. I had really gone out on
Speaker 1: a date withst Like. He wasn't pushy, he was a
Speaker 1: little flirty, but it's like, I don't know, I could
Speaker 1: feel very comfortable with him. So, how was the actual date,
Speaker 1: like when you guys were out having drinks? Was everything cool? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was cool. It was like having really nice conversations
Speaker 1: and drinking and finding out more about each other. It
Speaker 1: was I think it was really good. First Dave, And
Speaker 1: how did everything in with you guys? Did he seem
Speaker 1: like he enjoyed himself? Well, the date, the date actually
Speaker 1: continued after we got drinks. Oh it, we actually went
Speaker 1: back to my apartment, just forward with the adult what'd
Speaker 1: you guys do at your apartment? And how'd you lure
Speaker 1: him back there? Candy? It was very innocent. It was
Speaker 1: just literally I just said I want to keep hanging out.
Speaker 1: My apartment was very close to the bar. We wanted
Speaker 1: to go back watch a movie and we you know,
Speaker 1: we kissed and stuff. Nothing like you know, so you
Speaker 1: guys actually watched a movie together. I mean we started
Speaker 1: watching a movie and then you made out a little bit. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, but that quickly began us getting a little physical,
Speaker 1: how physical for him, like holding hands or I mean
Speaker 1: we didn't have sex, let's just say that, but we
Speaker 1: you know, we got to know each other. I was
Speaker 1: you got to demolish his veca on the first night.
Speaker 1: He's like, eff it, So you guys, you guys messed
Speaker 1: around a little bit. I mean, we fooled around and
Speaker 1: we had been drinking. So now I'm starting to think
Speaker 1: that maybe I pushed him a little bit or something,
Speaker 1: because I don't know, I kind of feel bad that
Speaker 1: maybe he didn't necessarily want to do that. Did he
Speaker 1: seem like he was bothered by it? I mean, everything
Speaker 1: you've told me just sounds like he was into it.
Speaker 1: I mean he was into a while we were doing it,
Speaker 1: but it was kind of an abrupt end. He kind
Speaker 1: of was like, I gotta go, I'll call you tomorrow
Speaker 1: and kind of just Okash. Maybe he's just worried that,
Speaker 1: like things were going to progress too quickly from that point. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I don't know. I mean it's it's been like
Speaker 1: ten days now and I haven't even heard from him.
Speaker 1: So yeah, maybe he's just frustrated with me because I
Speaker 1: was moving too quickly for him and he already kind
Speaker 1: of you know, told me his deal, and maybe I
Speaker 1: kind of like stuffed over. You know what. I never
Speaker 1: asked you this question, Tara, Are you a virgin? I
Speaker 1: am not a virgin. Well, I don't wanted to make
Speaker 1: sure we're making fun of this guy, go like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's a but you could have been too. I had
Speaker 1: no idea. I mean, I don't want to just like
Speaker 1: label you as a not a virgin if you are a. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so how many dudes I'm not gonna get all right,
Speaker 1: I don't need that information. I guess what's the last
Speaker 1: thing that he said to you before he left? Literally
Speaker 1: the last thing he said was he would call me
Speaker 1: the next day. He hasn't called you the next day,
Speaker 1: all right. I think that's a good sign that maybe
Speaker 1: he doesn't want to talk to you. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: we'll play a song, come back, call him and get
Speaker 1: your second date update. Okay, all right, thank you guys.
Speaker 1: All right, hang on looking jubil in the morning. Second,
Speaker 1: if you're just tuning in for the second part of
Speaker 1: your second date update, it's sort of a role reversal. Today,
Speaker 1: Tara is on the phone and she wants us to
Speaker 1: call this guy named Marcus. Tara thinks he might have
Speaker 1: been a little scared and she might have been moving
Speaker 1: too fast for him, because that dude is a virgin.
Speaker 1: Tara is definitely not a virgin, right, Tara, No, I'm
Speaker 1: not a virgin. But Tara feels like maybe when they
Speaker 1: were messing around after their date they went back to
Speaker 1: her house, she feels like she might have been moving
Speaker 1: too fast for him because the dude is a virgin.
Speaker 1: Do you think he's going to be really upset that
Speaker 1: you've broadcast on the radio that he's a virgin. He
Speaker 1: didn't seem too embarrass about him being a virgin, So
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I think he'll be all right.
Speaker 1: I guess I've never asked you how old he was.
Speaker 1: How old is he? He's twenty eight? Okay, yeah, if
Speaker 1: you've been a virgin, it's twenty eight years old, you're
Speaker 1: probably used to it by now. All Right, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: doll the phone number, see if we can get him
Speaker 1: on the phone and find out exactly why he's not
Speaker 1: calling you back. Okay, all right, Thanks guys. Well, hey,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Marcus please? Yeah? This is hey Marcus.
Speaker 1: How you doing? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil
Speaker 1: in the Morning from Who Brooke and Jewil in the
Speaker 1: Morning the radio show. Okay, I'm calling you because you
Speaker 1: recently went on a date with one of our listeners
Speaker 1: and they emailed me about you really yeah, and apparently
Speaker 1: now you're not calling her back. Okay, who is it?
Speaker 1: Her name is Tara. Do you remember going out with
Speaker 1: a girl named Tara? Yeah? Okay, Well, Tara sent us
Speaker 1: an email and said that she really enjoyed your time together.
Speaker 1: But apparently it's been like ten days and you haven't
Speaker 1: called her when you said you would. So she asked
Speaker 1: me to get you on the phone and find out
Speaker 1: if she did something wrong on the date. Hey, would
Speaker 1: she tell you? She said that you guys met online,
Speaker 1: went out for drinks, ended up back at her place
Speaker 1: kind of you know, made out, messed around a little bit,
Speaker 1: and then at some point you just said that you
Speaker 1: need to slow down and then you left. So she
Speaker 1: told you about our date. Yeah, it's in the second
Speaker 1: We do call the second date update. Somebody emails us,
Speaker 1: they tell us all about the date. And then we
Speaker 1: see if we can get that person on the phone.
Speaker 1: And today that person is you, Marcus. Okay, do you
Speaker 1: have a few minutes to talk to us about your
Speaker 1: date with Terror? I guess okay, So did you like Tara? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Tara was nice. Okay, so everything was good. But you're
Speaker 1: not calling her back when you said you would because yeah,
Speaker 1: things moved a little too fast. I guess you could say. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know, when we talked to Terror, she told us
Speaker 1: about that she was worried that maybe she moved too
Speaker 1: quick for you. She mentioned that you have never been
Speaker 1: with a woman before. She told you everything. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: that's fine, dude, Hey, that's your thing whatever. Who cares.
Speaker 1: But that's what she told us. And she thinks that
Speaker 1: maybe she tried to move too fast for you and
Speaker 1: that scared you off. I think she's right, she's right.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Okay, but if she knows that, I mean,
Speaker 1: wouldn't be grounds to never call her again? Wouldn't you
Speaker 1: just want to talk about that with her? I just
Speaker 1: don't know if I'm her type of guy. What do
Speaker 1: you mean by that? Maybe she needs someone I don't
Speaker 1: know a little more her speed. Okay, are you just
Speaker 1: looking for somebody who just is not interested in sex
Speaker 1: at all right now? Or no, I want someone in
Speaker 1: arrested in sex, I guess, but just maybe on my urbs,
Speaker 1: very very slow, Marcus, can you just tell us what
Speaker 1: happened to make you feel uncomfortable so that we can
Speaker 1: at least let her know because she's really curious as
Speaker 1: to why you're not calling her back. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: things got a little physical. I mean we kissed a little.
Speaker 1: I guess she kissed my net. I don't know. We
Speaker 1: were getting a little physical, okay, and was that it?
Speaker 1: Then it was just too physical for you with the kissing.
Speaker 1: I mean she she did tell us that you guys
Speaker 1: made out and messed around a little bit. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then she started to take my shirtles okay, yeah, and
Speaker 1: she's like this in my neck and then she goes
Speaker 1: out and wicked my armpits. What she licked your armpits
Speaker 1: on purpose? I don't know. I can see how that
Speaker 1: would make you feel uncomfortable, though, especially if your arm
Speaker 1: it's Harry gross Man's arms pits are not attractive. I
Speaker 1: just can't believe that would be intentional. Well, I guess
Speaker 1: it was. It was kind of on the side of
Speaker 1: my armpit, like in the area she was looking like
Speaker 1: the area. Okay, so you can't really hold that against
Speaker 1: her then, because it's not like she like grabbed your arm,
Speaker 1: held your hand in the air and just licked your pit.
Speaker 1: Maybe she didn't mean to do that. Did it totally
Speaker 1: like kill the mood right then? And you just wanted
Speaker 1: to stop. It was actually what she did, Vex, that
Speaker 1: really toiled the move, and I said, I need to
Speaker 1: end this. I gotta get out of here. Whoa what
Speaker 1: could top licking your arm pier? Well, she's she's in
Speaker 1: that area. And then she comes up and whispers in
Speaker 1: my ear, can I blow air into your butt? What?
Speaker 1: Excuse me? Could you repeat that? Can I blow air
Speaker 1: into your butt? She did not whisper in your ear
Speaker 1: asking permission to blow air into your backside? Are you serious, Marcus? Marcus,
Speaker 1: you're serious of me right now? How would you why
Speaker 1: about that? I don't know why she could in my butt? Wow,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I've never I've never heard of that before.
Speaker 1: But I know a way to find out, Marcus. Terror
Speaker 1: is actually on the other line listening right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And and I need to know from her. Tara did
Speaker 1: you ask Marcus if you could blow air to his bottom?
Speaker 1: I don't even want to talk right now. I am mortified.
Speaker 1: This is kind of awkward. Marcus. I did not say that.
Speaker 1: I did not say anything like that. You didn't say
Speaker 1: can I blow air into my butt? Go? No, I
Speaker 1: don't even understand. Oh my god, Well, Tara, how could
Speaker 1: Marcus mishear that? I didn't say anything like that at all?
Speaker 1: I said, Oh my god, I was asking if you
Speaker 1: like it when people blow air into your ear? How
Speaker 1: do you get? Still? Weird? But how do you get ear?
Speaker 1: I heard, can I blow air into my rear? Oh?
Speaker 1: So you thought she said? Can I blow air into
Speaker 1: your rear? Yeah? Man, that's amazing. Marcus. You must have
Speaker 1: been You must have been so shocked when you heard that.
Speaker 1: If somebody had asked me that can I blow arrant
Speaker 1: in your rear? I wouldn't have known what to say.
Speaker 1: What do you say to that? I just had to
Speaker 1: get out, I guess. Yeah. I am. First of all,
Speaker 1: I'm mortified that you went a week thinking that I
Speaker 1: had said that to you. I was trying. I was
Speaker 1: trying so hard to be respectful and I because I
Speaker 1: really like you and I've been so embarrassed because I
Speaker 1: thought you thought I was just going too far. And
Speaker 1: I guess you did think that. Yeah, I guess it's
Speaker 1: my fault. And I mean just a failure to communicate. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: just bad communication there, that's what it is. Because I Marcus,
Speaker 1: I really like you. I think we had a really
Speaker 1: good date. No, I had a great time until you
Speaker 1: told me we wanted to blow aeron to my button. Well,
Speaker 1: now that you know she didn't tell you that, Marcus,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out with Tara again? I
Speaker 1: will pay for a second date for you guys, absolutely.
Speaker 1: I mean, as long as there's no blow in aeron
Speaker 1: to intars. I'm there, Tara. Can you guarantee me? I
Speaker 1: don't know if anybody's ever asked you this before before
Speaker 1: you go on a date, but can you guarantee me,
Speaker 1: Tara that you will not blow air into Marcus's backside
Speaker 1: unless you asked for it? I will not, All right, Marcus,
Speaker 1: you have the no air in the bum guarantee. Yes,
Speaker 1: and you guys are gonna go out on a second date. Okay, Oh,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. Yeah, congratulations, Tara you got your
Speaker 1: second date? Yay, thank you? Yeah, see. That's why we
Speaker 1: have second date updates to fix these kinds of problems.
Speaker 1: You know, it's a broken jupil in the morning getting
Speaker 1: lots of text messages in at seven eight five nine
Speaker 1: two about today's second date updates, lots of with a
Speaker 1: hashtag blow air in your butt, which I like. If
Speaker 1: you miss today's second day updates, you have to go
Speaker 1: online later, listen to it, and move dot com just
Speaker 1: a few of the text messages that came in though
Speaker 1: this second day update was the funniest thing I've heard
Speaker 1: in a long time. Another one that says, what's wrong
Speaker 1: with that guy? Who? One who wouldn't want to be
Speaker 1: treated like a balloon? And I agree, I absolutely agree.
Speaker 1: And another one that said, I'm totally gonna ask my
Speaker 1: boyfriend tonight if I can blow air in his rear.
Speaker 1: If you're confused by what I'm talking about, and you
Speaker 1: probably are if you didn't hear the second day update,
Speaker 1: then do yourself a favor and go online and listen
Speaker 1: to it and maybe nine two five dot com and
Speaker 1: then when you do listen to it, share it on
Speaker 1: your social networks with the hashtag blow air in my butt.
Speaker 1: Are single handedly going to start that trend, Yes, we
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