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Speaker 1: On the twenties. Well, hey, what's up, Mike. This is Sean.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing? Uh good? Sean? Who? Uh Rob's friend?

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Speaker 1: I'm sure he's mentioned me before. Uh no, what's up?

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Speaker 1: Yesn't okay? That's weird, um, because every time I hang

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Speaker 1: out with him, he talks about how you and I

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Speaker 1: are his funniest friends. Oh okay, so yeah, Rob's cool.

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Speaker 1: What's up? Well? I just figured you're funny. I'm funny.

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Speaker 1: We have a mutual friend and Rob. I just figured

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Speaker 1: the two of us should spend some more time together

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Speaker 1: and become friends. I mean, don't you just two of us? No,

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Speaker 1: not not at all, dude, not at all. I just

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Speaker 1: Rob says the two of us are like his funniest friends.

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Speaker 1: I figured both of us should get together and men

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Speaker 1: meet each other. Do you think Rob means funny in

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Speaker 1: the same way? Because this is funny but funny weird.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to do this, dude, but I really

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Speaker 1: just wanted to hang out with you to see who

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Speaker 1: was funnier, really, because honestly, like, I'm a pretty funny

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Speaker 1: guy and you're not funny at all. You haven't even

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Speaker 1: made me laugh once in this conversation. So I didn't

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Speaker 1: know it was a pissing contest. I don't even know

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Speaker 1: why Rob hangs out with you? Really talking to you

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Speaker 1: right now? I've never heard of you, okay, all right, sure,

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Speaker 1: sure you haven't. Okay. Rob has been talking about you

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Speaker 1: for years. I find it hard to believe that he

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Speaker 1: hasn't told you about his other funniest friend. Not once

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Speaker 1: you are crazy. No, I don't want to hang out

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Speaker 1: and have run bits off of each other and see

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Speaker 1: who's funnier. Tell me a joke, funny man, since you're

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Speaker 1: so funny, I don't even know you. Why why do

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Speaker 1: you call me? Because you're insecure? Because and Rob thinks

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Speaker 1: I'm funny? You about that? You didn't have to be

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Speaker 1: so rude. Are you crying? Yeah? That was really mean

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Speaker 1: what you said? Are you? Are you being serious right now?

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to call because I wanted Rob said

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Speaker 1: you were funny, and they said I'm funny, so I'm figured, Hey, Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's Sean right. Yeah? Are you okay? My feelings are hurt,

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Speaker 1: you know, and I still haven't heard you say anything funny.

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Speaker 1: But I have to hear about you being funny all

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Speaker 1: the time. It sucks how many hipsters. Does it take

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Speaker 1: the screw in a light? Bob? How many? It's probably

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Speaker 1: a really obscure number that you've never heard of. There

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Speaker 1: would be cool, Like I get it. I don't get it.

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Speaker 1: That wasn't funny at all. Why does Rob think you're

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Speaker 1: funnier than me? Dude? This is weird. Uh. I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna hang up. I don't want to deal with this,

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Speaker 1: Michael what I'm gonna tell you this once and you listen.

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Speaker 1: I'm Rob's bestie, not you. It's Mober Benue. It's always

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Speaker 1: been me. I'm Rob's bestie. A weirdo. Okay, you're his bestie.

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Speaker 1: I'm you're the funniest guy around. Just you know, have

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Speaker 1: a good day and all that kind of stuff. I

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Speaker 1: am the funniest guy around. You want to know why? Why?

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Speaker 1: Because this is actually a phone tap? What? This is

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Speaker 1: actually jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm

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Speaker 1: moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you?

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Speaker 1: Did Rob set that? Yeah? Your buddy Robbie melt us

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Speaker 1: and want us to call you. Apparently Rob really likes

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Speaker 1: being your friend. So Holy week of every morning with

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Speaker 1: juber foot tabs weekday mornings on the twenties. Holy I

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Speaker 1: ruined ninety two point five, but I think about it

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Speaker 1: every night day. I'm Addictoo wanna jump inside you, love,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to have it any the way. I'm addicted,

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Speaker 1: and I just can't get enough. I just can't get

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Speaker 1: it now. I just can't get enough. I just can't

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Speaker 1: get enough. I just can't get it now. Honey, gotta

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Speaker 1: site on Steve. She