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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Time for that

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Speaker 1: phone tap. You've all been waiting for it. And there's

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Speaker 1: that hesitant, cringey moment that happens at any new relationship

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Speaker 1: where one person has to be brave and say, hey,

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Speaker 1: I want us to be exclusive, so scary and you're

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Speaker 1: hoping praying the other person feels the same because like.

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Speaker 2: You feel like you're on the same page, but you

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Speaker 2: don't know that really well.

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Speaker 1: Today we call a guy who recently asked that question

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Speaker 1: to a woman he likes, and so far it's been

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Speaker 1: twenty four hours she has not responded. So why is

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Speaker 1: she waiting? Because it took that long for us to

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Speaker 1: set up this prank phone call? Oh my god, game

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Speaker 1: show style to see if he's really worthy in your

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Speaker 1: phone tap right.

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Speaker 2: Now, Brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 2: my name's Igloo Jones. I'm calling from the service BDV.

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Speaker 1: Good morning.

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Speaker 3: What what is that?

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Speaker 2: I'm from BDV Better Dates Verified. We're actually a third

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Speaker 2: party service. We screen dates ahead of time for safety

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Speaker 2: and compatibility. Akay, what you've probably heard of us on

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Speaker 2: two B. We're big on two B.

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Speaker 3: No, I've never heard of anything like this before.

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Speaker 2: Well, we're a real service, and according to my notes,

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Speaker 2: you recently asked Amber to be exclusive after only three dates.

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Speaker 3: Wait, how did you know that?

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Speaker 2: I know this because she's the one who hired us

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Speaker 2: and asked us to do a light character screening with you.

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Speaker 3: Is this for real? What is going on?

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Speaker 2: Very real?

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Speaker 3: Of Okay?

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Speaker 2: First question, would you describe your texting style as a

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Speaker 2: clear and direct be confusing and chaotic or see just

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Speaker 2: memes until someone gives up?

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Speaker 3: I have to choose between those three.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's a simple question. Let's try again. All right,

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Speaker 2: A clear and directtion, be confusing in chaotic or see

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Speaker 2: just means until someone gives up.

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Speaker 3: I mean I need an answer. I mean I guess

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Speaker 3: like a one. The first one, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's already been texing with you, so she actually

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Speaker 2: knows how you are. But it sounds like maybe you're

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Speaker 2: not self aware.

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Speaker 3: I've sent a couple of memes, but it's not too crazy.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: There we go, there it is, so in a relationship,

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Speaker 2: you just send a buttload of memes until the other

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Speaker 2: person gives up.

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Speaker 3: And that's not bad.

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Speaker 2: That's just you.

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Speaker 3: I disagree anyway.

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Speaker 2: Next question, have you ever keyed a car emotionally or literally?

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Speaker 3: What? I don't even know how to answer.

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Speaker 2: That, Yeah, refuses to answer.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, we'll move on. It's not that I didn't

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Speaker 3: refuse to answer it. I just don't know how to

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Speaker 3: answer it. I'd emotionally key a car, like how do

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Speaker 3: you answer that question directly? Anyway?

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Speaker 2: Next question, do you currently own more than one Samurai sword?

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Speaker 3: No? No, I don't own more than one Samurai.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so just one then?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: Just the one that you have and you cherish.

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Speaker 3: I don't own any Samurai sorts, but.

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Speaker 2: You have a Ninja star, don't you. No, let's move on.

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Speaker 2: On a scale of one to quote still talks of

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Speaker 2: the Rexes mom. How over your last relationship are you?

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Speaker 3: What? Do you talk? Where? Did what information?

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Speaker 2: It's a simple question, Okay. Question on a scale of

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Speaker 2: one to still talks to the Rexes mom. How over

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Speaker 2: your last relationship are you?

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Speaker 3: Zero? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Amber did some digging. Turns out you commented on one

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Speaker 2: of your ex's Instagram posts just last week.

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Speaker 3: We're still friends.

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Speaker 2: I would hook up with X if she was down?

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Speaker 3: Definitely true down.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm running out of times. The last question, are

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Speaker 2: you the kind of person who likes to start a

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Speaker 2: difficult conversation with quote, we need to talk or do

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Speaker 2: you prefer surprise emotional attacks.

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to answer that because I'm gonna look

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Speaker 3: bad either way. These questions are so intrusive.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not sure how it can be intrusive when

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Speaker 2: you only answered half the questions because your questions are crap.

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Speaker 2: That's okay. Refusal to cooperate is considered a red flag.

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Speaker 2: But if you've Venmoma hunter Bucks, I can just mark

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Speaker 2: you down as mysterious and hot. So it's up to

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Speaker 2: you not a scam if you pay the money.

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Speaker 3: I'm not paying ja, Okay.

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Speaker 2: Well, the only other option I think would be to

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Speaker 2: do some type of radio prank phone call on you

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Speaker 2: on like a big national show. What maybe Berg and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning. I don't know. Probably they'll do

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Speaker 2: something stupid like this.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, no way, hey.

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Speaker 2: Because this is actually Jose from Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 2: the Morning and we're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, dude, Amber said you up man. She said

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Speaker 2: you asked her about being exclusive and she hasn't answered

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Speaker 2: you yet so she set you up and her answers yes,

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Speaker 2: by the way, yes.

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Speaker 3: You have a.

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Speaker 2: Girlfriend officially, and bro think of it this way. Now

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Speaker 2: that you guys are exclusive, you can let her play

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Speaker 2: with your samurai sword. I knew you were hiding one.

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Speaker 2: Pretty sweet, uh I bet it's really loud.

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Speaker 3: I don't have a samurai sword.

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Speaker 2: I know you're out there cutting cucumbers with them.

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Speaker 3: Now, I want to buy one. Broke in Jeffrey's phone

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Speaker 3: taps on the twenties