Speaker 1: This is Suckers. I'm Keeling Bell, I'm Dean Bell, and
Speaker 1: I'm Jared Habn.
Speaker 2: An iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 3: Hello everyone, and welcome to an all new episode of Suckers.
Speaker 3: I'm joined by two Suckers, Dean Bell and Jared habn
Speaker 3: that's me.
Speaker 1: That is also me.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, how's it going?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: I'm in Virginia right now in my father in law's office,
Speaker 1: and I feel like I'm very dark and not well lit.
Speaker 4: That's all right?
Speaker 1: Nor do I have a halo over my head?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It feels like Batman's office, a little darker.
Speaker 1: Little moodier, which I like. I mean, don't get me wrong,
Speaker 1: I wish I would lived in the bat Cave. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would make my office like that. But you know,
Speaker 1: there's not enough uh yeah for a podcast or not
Speaker 1: enough lighting in here.
Speaker 2: That's fair.
Speaker 4: Looks good, though, man looks like you're about to write
Speaker 4: a thesis on something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what would my thesis be on?
Speaker 4: Batman? Batman?
Speaker 1: Definitely Batman, probably Superman. Lots of Superman going on right now.
Speaker 1: Jared cut to the chase Man. All we want to
Speaker 1: know about is how did it go with Daisy in Town?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Daisy was here. She came to Audrey's. We
Speaker 1: did a meet and greet. It was nice, it was fun.
Speaker 1: So Daisy was here last Wednesday. It was the first
Speaker 1: time I've ever met her. She's very sweet. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: very sweet. It was we had like one hundred and
Speaker 1: thirty people just about and it was the first time
Speaker 1: she ever did any type of meet and greet, and
Speaker 1: a portion of the person she went to her charity.
Speaker 1: It has to do obviously with growing, you know, having
Speaker 1: a hearing impairment, which is something that Daisy has gone
Speaker 1: through through her entire life, to the point she wrote
Speaker 1: a children's book about it, and we saw that at
Speaker 1: Audrey's now, which is very sweet, and a lot of
Speaker 1: people bought it.
Speaker 4: What's with bachelor writing children's books? You wrote one? She
Speaker 4: wrote one? Then Peter write one.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah he did.
Speaker 1: I forgot there's Peter Pilot.
Speaker 4: Pete didn't like Ari and Lauren write one.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: You think it's because I think we're so fond of
Speaker 4: writing children's book because we all only read at a
Speaker 4: children's reading level.
Speaker 1: Speak for yourself, Well, honestly, I would never be able
Speaker 1: to write my own novel, so that a children's book
Speaker 1: was the only thing. Also, my biggest regret about writing
Speaker 1: Lucy and Clark is we didn't make it rhyme. I
Speaker 1: wish it rhymed so much better. I feel like I
Speaker 1: speak well in rhymes. I could do a good job.
Speaker 4: Kids really appreciate a good rhyme.
Speaker 1: Adults appreciate a good rhyme. Whenever I'm reading a book
Speaker 1: to Dawson, I love reading books that rhyme because I
Speaker 1: always emphasized the last word. It's just more fun if
Speaker 1: you're like, you know, he wore a big black hat
Speaker 1: and he had a big black cat.
Speaker 4: That was fun.
Speaker 1: Fun, fun, fun guys come on out of last hearing
Speaker 1: that it makes.
Speaker 3: Sense for parents to write children's books, But I wonder
Speaker 3: what inspires someone who doesn't have kids, like Peter Webber
Speaker 3: and Daisy to write a kid's book.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like I said, I think it's just because we
Speaker 4: have the level of children.
Speaker 3: But like, what would Spark Pilot Pete to be like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna write a kid's book.
Speaker 4: He seems like a bit of a kid. And I
Speaker 4: mean this is complimentary because I feel like I'm the
Speaker 4: same way. So maybe he's like, I'm going to write
Speaker 4: a book for my fellow children out there.
Speaker 1: To be fair, Ashley and I were not parents when
Speaker 1: we were Lucy and Clark yall, so we were in
Speaker 1: the same boat.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Interesting, you guy should write a sequel to it
Speaker 4: and make that one rhyme.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I know I should. I told you our
Speaker 1: biggest regret. My biggest regret is not making any rhyme.
Speaker 1: But the reason we wrote it is when Ashley and I,
Speaker 1: like you know, came out with our relationship, there was
Speaker 1: a publication that reached out and wanted to write a
Speaker 1: love story, like a romance not that was based on
Speaker 1: our story, and we didn't want to do that. We
Speaker 1: just we just didn't want to do that. And then
Speaker 1: we were joking one night about how our story is
Speaker 1: much more of a children's uh you know, moral, and
Speaker 1: so we should it should really just be a children's book, honestly,
Speaker 1: and we were joking about that, and then we joked
Speaker 1: about how, yeah, we can make the main characters are dogs,
Speaker 1: Clark and Lucy, because that's how we first bonded, that
Speaker 1: we both had little white, fluffy dogs. And then we
Speaker 1: told more about it and we're like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I don't hate that idea, and we became pretty passionate
Speaker 1: about it at a point where were obviously to the
Speaker 1: extreme of us actually doing it.
Speaker 4: Klyn, we should write a book about senior dogs.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, wait we should.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, maybe that's how it starts. You just find
Speaker 3: something you're passionate about, and you you're like, well, this
Speaker 3: can't be an adult's book, so we turn it into
Speaker 3: a kid's book.
Speaker 4: We once found a dog who wasn't very happy. We
Speaker 4: took him home and we found it.
Speaker 3: Wait, this is cute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's cute already. You could call it something like, uh,
Speaker 1: Pappy's day at the puppy Playground. I know, Pappy's day.
Speaker 1: What is that called?
Speaker 3: Why is it escaping me?
Speaker 2: The PPP?
Speaker 3: I don't on a pr or no.
Speaker 1: Litera literation? Yeah yeah, yeah, so you could play have
Speaker 1: a play on words like that. Yeah, you got to
Speaker 1: write a book about Pappy. Now you've already you just
Speaker 1: put in the universe. You have to write a book
Speaker 1: about Pappy. Pappy's watching. Every time a dog dies, we
Speaker 1: read a new book.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, so when Pappy died, we had two people
Speaker 3: bring us this book. It's like, all dogs go to heaven,
Speaker 3: and I think that might be the only book about
Speaker 3: dogs passing, so we could create the new book about
Speaker 3: dogs passing and how they go to heaven?
Speaker 4: What would Alistairs? Ryan Bell start? A dog named Muttley.
Speaker 4: We took him home, but his name was unsubtly, so
Speaker 4: we decided to change it to a sweet new name,
Speaker 4: and that name change the game. His name is now
Speaker 4: Alistair and he is our little.
Speaker 3: Hey, you were making fun of Jared, but you're having fun,
Speaker 3: aren't you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 4: I didn't make fun of him at all. I am
Speaker 4: jealous fun. I remember, I'm jealous of his his writing abilities.
Speaker 1: But it also let's let's be honest. You guys are
Speaker 1: going to write a book about Pappy when Alistair dies,
Speaker 1: You're not gonna want to.
Speaker 4: Write a book about Alistair. Oh, Alistair gets his own book,
Speaker 4: all right, Kaitlyn writes Pappy's book. I read Alistair's book.
Speaker 4: That's that's how it goes. I still have a million
Speaker 4: questions about this daisy coming to Audrey's thing though. Okay,
Speaker 4: so was this your first time meeting her? It was
Speaker 4: the first time meeting her. Yeah, I don't know. It's
Speaker 4: always weird when because you.
Speaker 1: Guys know, it's not like all Bachelor people know other
Speaker 1: Bachelor people, Like, there's so many people I just have
Speaker 1: not met. But Dais was very sweet. It worked out
Speaker 1: because she now works with our agent, Paul, and so
Speaker 1: he was the one that kind of helped put it
Speaker 1: all together. And she was only for a day. But
Speaker 1: it was nice, bro, because obviously Audrey's is a brick
Speaker 1: and mortar, Like I spend a lot of time there,
Speaker 1: I care very very much about it, so, you know,
Speaker 1: any opportunity I get to have, you know, somebody come
Speaker 1: that brings in a big crowd and people get excited
Speaker 1: about and think that Audrey's is cool because this person
Speaker 1: is coming here. It's awesome.
Speaker 4: So did she draw like a bigger than usual crowd?
Speaker 1: M No, Honestly, you know who drew the biggest crowds
Speaker 1: Probably well when we we had Mike Johnson there a
Speaker 1: couple of years ago, and he drew the biggest crowd
Speaker 1: because we didn't have tickets. Kaitlyn Bristows Yeah, KB, So.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you knew that because he kind of started
Speaker 4: saying and then stuff. Yeah you read between the lines.
Speaker 1: There, dude, Yeah, Kaitlin, I mean it was crazy when
Speaker 1: we announced that she was coming I mean I put
Speaker 1: together a video. It was fun, so like, we really
Speaker 1: promoted it well, and we teased it. We said somebody's coming.
Speaker 1: And then the next day or two days later, I
Speaker 1: put together a reel and posted it. And yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean she she sold out. I'm not joking. We sold
Speaker 1: I think like one hundred and forty tickets and she
Speaker 1: sold out in two hours. It was crazy. It was insanity.
Speaker 1: What do you guys charted for your ticket? I think
Speaker 1: there were like twenty five dollars something like that, So
Speaker 1: not like I would never charge anything crazy, but it
Speaker 1: was like twenty five thirty because we had to pay
Speaker 1: for you know, Caitlin's airfare, and she also had her
Speaker 1: assistant come in, and we had to pay for her hotel,
Speaker 1: and we wanted to make sure that she stayed in
Speaker 1: a nice hotel because we didn't want to put her
Speaker 1: in a crappy one, so she stayed in Newport. Yeah expenses, bro, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know what that's like.
Speaker 4: Well, that's good. I'm glad you guys had a good
Speaker 4: time with her there. Yeah? Did you did? You? Did
Speaker 4: you get to like talk to her and hang out
Speaker 4: with her? Because what's the isn't there like a rumor
Speaker 4: that she's like now to aiding her ex boyfriend or something.
Speaker 4: You get to the bottom of that at all.
Speaker 1: It's not a rumor. It's confirmed, isn't it all these Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it's confirmed that she's dating her ex
Speaker 1: boyfriend or ex fiance or something. I think he was
Speaker 1: in her life at some point, but yeah, from what
Speaker 1: I know that they're dating. I didn't really get to
Speaker 1: spend that much time with her because I was working.
Speaker 1: She was only there for one day, so they all
Speaker 1: went to dinner, Ashley, Daisy, margin Paul, a couple of
Speaker 1: other people. Sydney was there from this past season, so
Speaker 1: they went to dinner. So when you come into the
Speaker 1: South County Commons, which is the plaza that Audrey's is located,
Speaker 1: across the way, there's a restaurant in town in a
Speaker 1: place called trottatora Romana. We love this place so much,
Speaker 1: so whenever we have someone in town, we always bring
Speaker 1: them there. So Ashley and all of them were there.
Speaker 1: So when I was setting up, I got to go
Speaker 1: over just for a minute and say hi, and introduce
Speaker 1: myself to Daisy and then just kind of give her
Speaker 1: a rundown of what was going to happen before it
Speaker 1: started really really getting busy because as soon as she
Speaker 1: walked in, it was just gonna be a mad house.
Speaker 1: But so I didn't really get to spend do much
Speaker 1: time with her because they had dinner and then obviously
Speaker 1: I was prepping ready to go, getting ready to go.
Speaker 1: But it was nice, like she's very sweet, down to earth,
Speaker 1: super low key. She was so excited, which was cool.
Speaker 1: It was like, you know, I mean, you guys, remember
Speaker 1: the first time you got off the show, and like
Speaker 1: you're just bombarded with so many people that are so
Speaker 1: excited to meet you and bring all this energy and
Speaker 1: it's like you get adrenaline from it. You're just young, dumb,
Speaker 1: you know, and it's just it's fun. You're like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I can't believe this is happening. This is
Speaker 1: insane and it's so great. So, like, you know, she
Speaker 1: was like a kid at a candy store. Do you
Speaker 1: remember the meet and greet days, Caitlin. I feel like
Speaker 1: the girls don't go through this specific aspect of it
Speaker 1: coming off the show, but the guys do quite.
Speaker 3: Because the girls are in love with you and they
Speaker 3: want to meet you at these clubs.
Speaker 4: Have a shot at you, and girls are less interested
Speaker 4: in meeting girls that they admire on the show than
Speaker 4: a cute boy that they saw on the show. I
Speaker 4: agree with that, but that's not that's not my point
Speaker 4: I'm trying to make. Jarry, did you do you remember
Speaker 4: those because I remember we did one together, I think
Speaker 4: at a casino there in Rhode Island or somewhere in
Speaker 4: the area.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, it was it was me. You know,
Speaker 1: it's funny looking back upon this now, it was if
Speaker 1: I remember correctly, it was me, Ash, you and Blake.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it sounds about right, I think so. No, that
Speaker 4: is right, funny, that is right. Yeah. But when we
Speaker 4: came up, or at least when I came up the show,
Speaker 4: I remember I was getting like these ridiculous offers to
Speaker 4: go to the randimous bars, like the ones in what's
Speaker 4: that province in Canada, Calgary. There's a couple of bars
Speaker 4: in Yeah, there's a couple of bars up there. Or
Speaker 4: they paid me like a like more than I feel
Speaker 4: like I deserve to be paid. But then you get
Speaker 4: there and it's like crazy, Yeah, it's like a bunch
Speaker 4: of people just excited to see you. You don't really
Speaker 4: know what to expect, especially for your first one. I
Speaker 4: just said, especially especially for your first one. Yeah, in
Speaker 4: a way, I'm glad we're not doing those things anymore.
Speaker 4: But at the same time too, it's for four hours
Speaker 4: of work.
Speaker 3: It's pretty fun, and you're glad now because you're married,
Speaker 3: you probably loved all of the girls spawning over you.
Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 4: I was going to those things to collect a paycheck.
Speaker 4: I wasn't going there to meet girls that were fans.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like most of those guys.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not saying that most of those guys do that.
Speaker 4: I'm sure some of them do and have and will do,
Speaker 4: but that was never like.
Speaker 3: But also that time has passed, like they don't do
Speaker 3: those things anymore.
Speaker 2: I don't think.
Speaker 4: Well, that's what I was wondering, Like, maybe it's just
Speaker 4: the landscape of all that.
Speaker 1: Are we just old and we have no idea what
Speaker 1: the hell's going on?
Speaker 3: Maybe actually because I guess we don't really follow the
Speaker 3: new guys. Yeah, they could be.
Speaker 4: But also, I mean, obviously we're not getting invited to
Speaker 4: those things because we're old news. That's probably part of it.
Speaker 4: But yeah, who wants to go to a club to
Speaker 4: a married man, stand in line for four hours and
Speaker 4: wait for a picture with a married man.
Speaker 2: You know, special type of person.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 1: But no, Dean's one hundred percent right because anytime we
Speaker 1: have single guys, like when we had Rodney and Nate,
Speaker 1: and we had Andrew and Justin before Justin and Susie
Speaker 1: were together. Yeah, like, obviously these women are coming to
Speaker 1: Audrey's and wanting you know, they all think that they're
Speaker 1: going to have a chance to go home with him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, good, good, good times. I missed those days. I
Speaker 4: said that for a reaction. I obviously don't miss those
Speaker 4: days one bit.
Speaker 2: You're just a piece of word.
Speaker 4: I missed the money, I missed the easy money that
Speaker 4: they were, you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Uh, Dean's been grumpy for two days and I've been
Speaker 3: home for twelve hours.
Speaker 4: I haven't been grumpy.
Speaker 3: I mean two days, I mean one day. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: it's just keeps getting worse.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, Kaitlin's been grumpy.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I have not been grumpy. I've been
Speaker 3: trying to cheer you up. So Dean took his motorcycle
Speaker 3: from LA to here.
Speaker 4: How many miles thousand miles?
Speaker 3: A thousand miles and he came home and he was
Speaker 3: just as grumpy as I expected her to be.
Speaker 4: Me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was not, you were.
Speaker 4: I was in a great mood.
Speaker 3: No, you were not.
Speaker 1: How bad was the ride?
Speaker 4: It was awful. It was the worst ride ever. That's
Speaker 4: maybe why you might think I was a little bit grumpy.
Speaker 4: But I wasn't grumpy.
Speaker 1: I was tired, sassy.
Speaker 4: I was not sassy, Oh my gosh, No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: Yes, but I was thinking about it. I would have
Speaker 3: been way worse if I were in your shoes. Not
Speaker 3: that I ever would be like, I would never put
Speaker 3: myself in a situation like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this was his own decision.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so I kind of just I was like,
Speaker 3: you know what, you'd be grumpy.
Speaker 2: I'm just kidding.
Speaker 4: I wasn't grumpy. I was tired after twelve straight hours
Speaker 4: of riding on the tiny little seat on a motorcycle.
Speaker 3: And remember, you chose this, I did.
Speaker 4: But you know but what, I wasn't grumpy in my opinion.
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Speaker 4: I was a sweet boy. No, yes, I was a
Speaker 4: sweet sweet boy. You were you were being mean to me?
Speaker 3: No, I told you last night. I was like, if
Speaker 3: you're going to be crumpy. No, I said, I understand
Speaker 3: that you're tired, but you don't need to be mean.
Speaker 2: You can be a little bit nicer.
Speaker 3: No, you were being mean to me and you said, oh,
Speaker 3: that's gonna make me happy.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, because we were watching the TV show and
Speaker 4: then all of a sudden you go crawl into bed
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, are we done watching the
Speaker 4: TV show now? And you're like, no, we can still watch,
Speaker 4: but obviously you're reading your books. I was like, well,
Speaker 4: I don't want to watch this TV show if you're
Speaker 4: more interested in reading your book.
Speaker 3: First of all, it was a movie. It's called Fallout.
Speaker 4: It's not a movie. It's a series.
Speaker 3: It's a show.
Speaker 4: Yes, there's ten episodes.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's a movie.
Speaker 4: It's a series.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 4: So I was like excited to dive into the series
Speaker 4: with you and get excited about watching a show together.
Speaker 4: And Kaitlyn sitting there reading your book and I'm like, well,
Speaker 4: I don't want to make you watch this show.
Speaker 3: If you're gonna work, we don't need to get into
Speaker 3: the semantics.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, see, you get put off the ropes a
Speaker 4: little bit, and you get a little.
Speaker 3: Concerns if you want me to elaborate. You were in
Speaker 3: the bathroom for a long time TV show?
Speaker 1: Yeah, just for context.
Speaker 3: Wait, that first episode was like two hours long.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like an hour and twenty minutes episode.
Speaker 1: Full cow damn, why do people watch TV shows? This
Speaker 1: is stupid? How many hours can you do?
Speaker 3: I thought you would be into this one, Jared, This
Speaker 3: one's good.
Speaker 4: I've only heard three friends that it's really good, and
Speaker 4: it actually is really good. And it plays like a movie,
Speaker 4: so I could see why you think it's a movie. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's very well done.
Speaker 3: Is it based off of a video game?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's based off a video game. I never played, though,
Speaker 4: so I'm not really.
Speaker 1: I've heard the Yeah, I've heard it the video game.
Speaker 4: But yes, I was in the bathroom for maybe longer
Speaker 4: than I should have been.
Speaker 3: So I started reading my book because I'm not just
Speaker 3: gonna sit in twitle my thumbs.
Speaker 4: And then I was like, well, let's start watching the show.
Speaker 4: And You're like, oh, okay. But then I could tell
Speaker 4: that you really wanted to read your book, so I
Speaker 4: was like, Okay, then I'll just go watch the show
Speaker 4: in the other room. You're like, no, watch the show.
Speaker 3: Share We not done with this story.
Speaker 4: And then we watched the show. We finished the show,
Speaker 4: and the show finished at well like ten thirty ish,
Speaker 4: And the whole time, Can's looking at her phone. She's like,
Speaker 4: what time is it? What time is it? I gotta
Speaker 4: wake up early.
Speaker 3: I gotta wake up early because I'm timing my sleeping pills.
Speaker 4: This first episode ends, and then Kayleen goes to the
Speaker 4: bathroom and I go to sleep, and then I wake
Speaker 4: up fifteen minutes later. I hear around and Kiln's reading
Speaker 4: her book. So it wasn't about going to bed earlier.
Speaker 4: It was about reading your book the whole time, wasn't it.
Speaker 3: Because I took my sleeping pills and I need thirty
Speaker 3: minutes for them to kick it.
Speaker 4: He's always about reading this book.
Speaker 3: That was the longest story ever.
Speaker 4: Well, now people know that you always pretty long book.
Speaker 4: I guess I'll just watch that series by myself.
Speaker 3: No, I'm really into it. Actually, No, you want Oh
Speaker 3: my gosh. Anyways, Dean spending crumpy, but I get it.
Speaker 3: I get it. So he drove from La to Colorado.
Speaker 3: It took three days, you said, two days.
Speaker 2: Two days? Yeah, you you crushed it, fat?
Speaker 1: Would you do you? Just like, what do you do
Speaker 1: on the bike. Yeah, are you even allowed to have
Speaker 1: headphones in? You can't, right, because you got to hear
Speaker 1: about your surround like you got to hear your surroundings.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, it depends you use I guess that's the
Speaker 4: thing though. It's like when you drive a car long distance,
Speaker 4: You're like, oh, I can get snacks, I can drink
Speaker 4: or drink or change the song if I want to,
Speaker 4: and eat these little chips while I drive on a motorcycle.
Speaker 4: Now you're just locked into your seat. You got to
Speaker 4: like replan your music. I do.
Speaker 1: I don't feel bad for you at all. You could
Speaker 1: have easily just gotte to you haul, had that thing shipped.
Speaker 4: You couldn't expressive. I got a quote for you haul.
Speaker 4: It was two thousand dollars. Not in a million years.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: Then you got another car, and.
Speaker 4: Then I got a quote to get the motorcycle like
Speaker 4: professionally shipped to our house, and it was one thousand dollars,
Speaker 4: And I was like, yeah, that's somewhat reasonable. I'll consider it.
Speaker 4: That's very reasonable. Yeah, yeah it is, it's very reasonable.
Speaker 4: But then I was like, well, why would I pay
Speaker 4: someone to ship it when I'm perfectly of body to
Speaker 4: drive this thing back.
Speaker 3: He says this about everything in life.
Speaker 4: If I can do something myself, why don't I just
Speaker 4: do it? Why would I pay someone to do it?
Speaker 1: That's crazy because you come back a grumpy asshol Yeah.
Speaker 4: I wanted to be grumpy for another two more hours,
Speaker 4: maybe three more after this podcast episode.
Speaker 3: With you guys, I said last week, I was like, prepare, Dean,
Speaker 3: it's going to be grumpy. And I was preparing myself
Speaker 3: and you were. You weren't that bad, but you were.
Speaker 2: Okay, grumpy.
Speaker 4: Great. I guess I'm just a grumpy guy.
Speaker 3: Well it makes sense you did this ridiculous crazy thing.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, keep putting me on blastep, you got It's fine,
Speaker 4: It's fine. So I would just listen to podcasts. And
Speaker 4: the thing with the motorcycle is you can only get
Speaker 4: You only go like one hundred and forty miles at
Speaker 4: a time before you run out of gas and you
Speaker 4: need to get more because the gas tank is really small.
Speaker 4: So that kind of is like nice because you break
Speaker 4: up your drives every in like hour and a half chunks.
Speaker 4: You can only really drive for an hour and a
Speaker 4: half to two hour stops.
Speaker 3: But then he ran out of gas.
Speaker 4: Then you get out and you like stretch your legs
Speaker 4: a little bit, maybe get a bottle of water, eat
Speaker 4: some chicken tend's. It was really cold, so every time
Speaker 4: I would stop, I would like take my gloves off
Speaker 4: and run them under those sink for fifteen minutes to
Speaker 4: warm up my hands. I could feel them again, and
Speaker 4: then I'd be like, you're just stupid.
Speaker 1: Pay the thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: You gotta get that.
Speaker 1: Go on this freezing motorcycle, do a club appearance and drive. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars, pay for the shipment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like. It was good. Once I got
Speaker 4: out of La it was fun. And then once I
Speaker 4: got to Utah, it was really bad. And then from
Speaker 4: Utah to Colorado, I was just a brick of ice
Speaker 4: the entire time.
Speaker 3: And we had a random, crazy snowstorm yesterday. So thankfully
Speaker 3: it wasn't snowing when you got here, but it was
Speaker 3: snowing all day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I cut up on a lot of podcasts.
Speaker 4: I listened to Armshair Anonymous, which is a go to
Speaker 4: for me, but I ran out of those, so then
Speaker 4: I listened to my golf podcast, Chasing Scratch, and I
Speaker 4: caught up to present day on those, which is nice.
Speaker 1: Bro, you look rumpy. Your hood's on, it's like all
Speaker 1: squeezed up next to your face. Take that halo off.
Speaker 1: You're not an angel right now, put some horns on, bro.
Speaker 4: I was sleeping in crappy motels, not very not getting
Speaker 4: very good sleep. It was just all around the great experience.
Speaker 3: Okay, but these are all your choices.
Speaker 2: You could have it.
Speaker 4: I would do it again in a heartbeat. That's all
Speaker 4: that to say. I would do it again.
Speaker 2: Crazy.
Speaker 1: Why where would you go wherever it needs to go?
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't you like do it on a like a
Speaker 3: normal motorcycle that you can Yeah, you know what is that?
Speaker 4: What's wrong with my motorcycle?
Speaker 3: Is it app you're saying no, you're saying that that's
Speaker 3: not meant for cross country.
Speaker 4: That's the other thing too, this motorcycle that I have,
Speaker 4: great motorcycle Harley Sports their Excel eight eight three, which
Speaker 4: is kind of like it could be dubbed as like
Speaker 4: a beginner's Harley, even though I'm not a beginner. Let
Speaker 4: me clearly state that I'm not a beginner. I've been
Speaker 4: riding motorcycles for twenty five years. But I just wanted
Speaker 4: something sporty twenty three. I want something sporty in light
Speaker 4: that I could just kind of bop around on twenty three.
Speaker 1: When when did you ride a motorcycle?
Speaker 4: I started riding dirt bikes at ten years old. I
Speaker 4: was wrapping around like a little maniac.
Speaker 2: There's no rules in Colorado.
Speaker 4: No, there's no age limit to when you can start
Speaker 4: dirt biking. You're like not on the street, so you know,
Speaker 4: not obviously like you don't need a driver's license. You
Speaker 4: could just go out into the desert and ride around
Speaker 4: wherever you want out there. But I bought this thing
Speaker 4: just because I wanted something like quick and cool to
Speaker 4: get around on. There's no like front wind cow, so
Speaker 4: there's no there's nothing in front of you to like
Speaker 4: break the wind up as it kind of moves past
Speaker 4: the motorcycle, and so your body is basically acting as
Speaker 4: a giant sale and so your whole the whole time,
Speaker 4: your abs are like crunched in and you're like, oh
Speaker 4: my god, please don't blow me off the back of
Speaker 4: this saying you're going eighty five miles an hour. That's
Speaker 4: another thing why you need you need headphones too, because
Speaker 4: the wind noise is crazy. The engine is super loud obviously,
Speaker 4: and if you didn't have it, like you can't hear
Speaker 4: anything anyway, so you might as well just like put
Speaker 4: some noise canceling headphones in and listen to something that
Speaker 4: you want.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 3: Also chose like the worst time to come because not
Speaker 3: only was there a snowstorm, the winds were like thirty
Speaker 3: forty miles per hour this weekend.
Speaker 4: There were some times on the highway where you're going
Speaker 4: like eighty and you're like fully lean. You're going straight,
Speaker 4: but you're like fully leaning into the wind, so you're
Speaker 4: kind of like at a huge angle. And it wasn't
Speaker 4: really sketchy by.
Speaker 3: Any means, But yeah, that doesn't sound scotch.
Speaker 1: It sounds pretty sketchy. Everything you just described sounds sketch.
Speaker 4: It's not like, for the record, it sound like I
Speaker 4: chose this time to drive it back. This is just
Speaker 4: the time that I had to drive it back. I
Speaker 4: was in La canceling my last little bits in La,
Speaker 4: and I just oh, and that was the other thing.
Speaker 4: I can't register in Colorado unless it's here because I
Speaker 4: need to take it to the VIN office. And so
Speaker 4: I like had to get it here so I could
Speaker 4: get it reinsured. It is insured now, but like the
Speaker 4: insurance is expiring at the end of the month, so
Speaker 4: I like had to get it back here for that.
Speaker 4: So there was like a lot of it was a
Speaker 4: lot of things.
Speaker 3: You're still trying to explain it, like this was the
Speaker 3: only option.
Speaker 4: It was the only No. I know, I had the
Speaker 4: option to ship it, and I would have. I would
Speaker 4: have shipped it if I was older and less excited
Speaker 4: about it, but I'm much older. I'm glad I did it.
Speaker 4: If I was one year older, I probably would have
Speaker 4: shipped it. Oh no, that's not true. And also too,
Speaker 4: like I've done a lot of motorcycle journeys, but they've
Speaker 4: always been three or four hours on my little crowd
Speaker 4: trocket that I had in college. But I've never done
Speaker 4: like a you know, ten plus hour trip, and this
Speaker 4: one was fifteen. So I was like, well, I've never
Speaker 4: done it before. It could be a fun experience.
Speaker 3: I fully thought he was going to just ship it
Speaker 3: because the last time he tried to do something like this,
Speaker 3: he tried to drive his motorcycle from Vegas to LA
Speaker 3: He got one hour in and then was like screw
Speaker 3: this and drove back and then.
Speaker 2: Brought it on his track.
Speaker 4: But I think I learned from that experience, and you're
Speaker 4: right the whole time I was I made it to
Speaker 4: when I made it from La to Vegas, I was like,
Speaker 4: that actually really wasn't as bad as I remembered it being.
Speaker 4: And I think the difference was I took my backpack
Speaker 4: off and I strapped it to the back so that
Speaker 4: way there was nothing like on my back while I
Speaker 4: was riding, which helped the comfort quite a bit.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm glad you're safe. I'm glad your grumps are
Speaker 3: almost over.
Speaker 1: Calen. Would you ever ride on the back of his motorcycle?
Speaker 4: No, yeah, but she has.
Speaker 3: We've talked about this because we got into a crash
Speaker 3: once and I won't get back on it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we were crash, but you used to you we
Speaker 4: went to Maui and you did the road to Hannah
Speaker 4: ten hours on the back of a motorcyclist.
Speaker 3: Riding in Hawaii is so different because everyone's so chill,
Speaker 3: everyone's going slow, they're respectful, la insane. Nobody cares about motorcyclists.
Speaker 3: They are just like not aware of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're dead to me, honestly. On the four or
Speaker 1: five they're just.
Speaker 3: Like going in between lanes. It's so scary.
Speaker 1: I would never Well, now that we're in Colorado, will you.
Speaker 3: On our property? Yes?
Speaker 4: What does that mean?
Speaker 3: It will stay here on our little exactly what she.
Speaker 1: Just said her on your property?
Speaker 4: You won't take it with me to go getunch one
Speaker 4: of these days?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Why no lunch?
Speaker 3: If we're going to our neighbors down the street, Kiln, Dean.
Speaker 4: We need to change that. We need to change that real.
Speaker 1: Bad, So Dean, Now that you were just in La,
Speaker 1: is there any part of you that misses being in La?
Speaker 1: Both of you guys?
Speaker 4: Kind of but not really for me, No, not at all.
Speaker 3: I love how slow it is out here, and you
Speaker 3: like are breathing fresh air. People are super nice. I
Speaker 3: think the people for me has just given me a
Speaker 3: total different perspective because everyone is so nice and in La,
Speaker 3: nobody looks at you, nobody says hello, nobody. There's not
Speaker 3: a lot of kind people, and I just love the kindness.
Speaker 3: It warms my heart.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I guess it's true, but also too,
Speaker 4: like you're you kind of put yourself in more interactions
Speaker 4: to get treated better by random strangers here. Don't you think,
Speaker 4: like how often in La. Are you walked Like you
Speaker 4: don't really walk around in LA. It's not really a
Speaker 4: walking place, so you don't only have like many casual
Speaker 4: interactions with people that you might not know well.
Speaker 3: Even the people are still so nice and so welcoming
Speaker 3: and want to meet new people, whereas in LA they're
Speaker 3: with their cliques and they're judgmental. Not everyone, of course,
Speaker 3: but for the most part.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess that's true. I mean, I personally definitely
Speaker 4: prefer Colorado. I do love LA, but mostly just like
Speaker 4: for the friends that I have out there. But no,
Speaker 4: we went to like we just go off and went
Speaker 4: to a couple of parties while I was there, And
Speaker 4: I agree, it just feels like we went to like
Speaker 4: this party on Saturday night to kind of like say
Speaker 4: goodbye to some of my golf buddies out there, say
Speaker 4: see you later, because it's never goodbye, you know. And
Speaker 4: everyone I met, they were all really nice, but I
Speaker 4: could tell like one of the first things they would
Speaker 4: always do is be like, look at my Instagram, look
Speaker 4: at this thing I just did. Oh I just started
Speaker 4: this thing. I want you to let me know what
Speaker 4: you think about it, or like what can you do
Speaker 4: to help me? Make this thing better kind of thing.
Speaker 4: So there's like a lot of ulterior motives out there,
Speaker 4: I feel like, and everyone.
Speaker 3: Here is just so focused on being like hell healthy,
Speaker 3: outdoors y. Even my nail person is just like camping, outdoors, rafting,
Speaker 3: and I just feel like you don't have that in
Speaker 3: La or Vegas, Vegas a little bit more.
Speaker 4: When are you gonna start jumping?
Speaker 3: Do you think once it warms up it's so cold,
Speaker 3: it was just snowing.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Dean has a pig filter on.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean I even find myself trying to like stay
Speaker 1: away from social media or just being off my phone
Speaker 1: more and reading more or just I don't know it is.
Speaker 1: I mean, I obviously we're a part of the entertainment industry,
Speaker 1: We're part of the influencing world, like that's who we are.
Speaker 1: But I you know, it's like I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: instead of scrolling through my phone, I'll read or even
Speaker 1: I know this is this is where we're at in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four, Like I'll watch TV instead of I'll
Speaker 1: actively try to watch TV instead of being my phone,
Speaker 1: which I don't know if for some reason in my
Speaker 1: mind that feels healthier but that that's where we are
Speaker 1: in this day and age, where it's like, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm going to sit even though all I do is
Speaker 1: watch Seinfeld, but still I'm going to sit, not be
Speaker 1: on my phone and watch an episode of Seinfeld.
Speaker 3: I do get that because lately, anytime I'm on social media,
Speaker 3: I get so aggravated. Like there's this cute video of
Speaker 3: a kid and he named his Mothew and he's dying laughing.
Speaker 3: He is like he thinks it's a funny thing the world.
Speaker 3: It's the cutest video and he has a pacifier, and
Speaker 3: all the comments are ripping the parent apart. They're like,
Speaker 3: you're a horrible parent. His teeth are so bad. And
Speaker 3: I'm like, why every wholesome video lately that I've seen it,
Speaker 3: I'm like, there's no way someone can pick this apart.
Speaker 3: They find a way to pick it apart. So I've
Speaker 3: been trying to do the same because it's just toxic.
Speaker 4: But you're always on social media, Kailin.
Speaker 3: I am not. I'm always reading.
Speaker 4: Well, you read at night and in the morning, and
Speaker 4: then you're on social media. Est today, No you're not.
Speaker 4: You're not for the whole day. I mean, I agree
Speaker 4: with what Jared said, like, I sometimes when I sit
Speaker 4: down to watch something, even if it's like a sports
Speaker 4: game or something, I like be watching the show, but
Speaker 4: then I'm also on my phone and I'm like, what
Speaker 4: am I actually paying attention to?
Speaker 5: Here?
Speaker 4: Am I paying attention to my phone? Or am I
Speaker 4: paying attention to my TV? And then I'm like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm not really paying attention to either of them, So
Speaker 4: what am I doing? Like why am I doing this?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like checking. Well, if I'm watching a sports game,
Speaker 1: I'll be just online checking people's reactions to the game,
Speaker 1: which I understand why I enjoy because it feels like
Speaker 1: there's a friend group or like I'm talking to people
Speaker 1: about the game even though it's just on social media.
Speaker 1: But it also is just like I I'm not watching
Speaker 1: the game, you know, I'm too distracted, So I don't know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's kind of what was nice about Fallout.
Speaker 4: I put it on and I was like, Oh, I
Speaker 4: don't even have any interest in being on my phone
Speaker 4: right now because it's so interesting.
Speaker 1: You don't get to watch what you want to watch
Speaker 1: when you have a kid. For example, tonight I was
Speaker 1: here at the end laws I was like, oh, we
Speaker 1: should watch a movie. I'm like, boy, I can't watch
Speaker 1: a movie like a movie that it has to be
Speaker 1: a family movie because Dawson's going to be in the
Speaker 1: room watching it with us, even if it's on the background.
Speaker 1: So like, we can't watch like PG thirteen or R
Speaker 1: rated movie. And he's been going to bed so late.
Speaker 1: He didn't go to bed till ten last night. Kid
Speaker 1: is just staying up and so it's so funny. He
Speaker 1: went to bed and then I went to bed. I
Speaker 1: was like, all right, I guess we're going to bed
Speaker 1: at the same time. Bro. But I was thinking about that.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, we could watch a movie tonight.
Speaker 1: And I was trying to think of like a movie
Speaker 1: that I wanted to show them. Long story short, I
Speaker 1: was listening to the Man of Steel soundtrack and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, we should watch Superman. Like I don't
Speaker 1: know if they've actually ever seen Man of Steel, and
Speaker 1: I would want them to see that. And I was like, well,
Speaker 1: we can't watch that because Dawson's up and that is
Speaker 1: even though it's Superman he loves Superman, it's way too
Speaker 1: dark and there's way too much action going on and
Speaker 1: fight sequences. And then I was like, shit, we can't
Speaker 1: watch anything really unless it's like family oriented. And then
Speaker 1: even if we watch something that's family oriented, Dawston's probably
Speaker 1: gonna get bored forty minutes in, so we're not gonna
Speaker 1: be able to finish the movie. And how much are
Speaker 1: we going to really enjoy the movie if it's more
Speaker 1: for kids than adults. While there's five adults in the room,
Speaker 1: midd only one child.
Speaker 4: Watch whatever movie you want to watch. Like, I feel
Speaker 4: like when I was a kid, I was watching scary
Speaker 4: movies and I turned it out.
Speaker 1: Bro, I'm not gonna give Dawson nightmares.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but maybe like it'll be good for him. Now.
Speaker 1: This was an eternal battle on my mind though, because
Speaker 1: at some point when I was thinking about it, because
Speaker 1: I'm on the same trend as you, more so than Ashley,
Speaker 1: where I was like, I saw a Scream, you know,
Speaker 1: when I was a kid, when I was like eight
Speaker 1: years old, probably way too young, actually much too young
Speaker 1: to watch movies like Scream or horror movies like Halloween.
Speaker 1: Having said that, because I thought about nightmares that I had,
Speaker 1: Like I remember being scared shitless at night, thinking that
Speaker 1: you know, Ghostface was going to walk into my room.
Speaker 1: But like Dawson does need to have nightmares as well.
Speaker 1: I know that sounds horrible, but I you know, that's
Speaker 1: the unfortunate part of getting older and realizing the fragility
Speaker 1: of life. You know, it's like you have nightmares about
Speaker 1: like something you saw on TV coming to you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe when he's ten.
Speaker 1: I know he's too young, he's only I know he's
Speaker 1: too young for nightmares right now. I don't want him
Speaker 1: to have nightmares. I want him to be just happy
Speaker 1: and go lucky and smiling and feel like the safest
Speaker 1: kid in the world.
Speaker 4: Yeah, m I think you should make him watch some
Speaker 4: scary movies also too. He's so young, he's not even
Speaker 4: gonna register what's going on in them.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: I was just thinking that my mom would watch Days
Speaker 3: of Our Lives all the time when I was around,
Speaker 3: and I remember it and I was way too young
Speaker 3: to be watching it as very inappropriate, and she probably
Speaker 3: thought the same thing, Oh, she's not paying attention, she
Speaker 3: won't know what's going on.
Speaker 4: I think what my parents would do is they'd send
Speaker 4: us to bed early, like at nine or eight thirty
Speaker 4: or something like that. And this is when we're older,
Speaker 4: like toddler's or you know, eight, nine, ten years old,
Speaker 4: and then they would watch whatever show they wanted to
Speaker 4: watch in the living room. And like, my mom would
Speaker 4: watch Sex in the City and every time i'd like
Speaker 4: poke my head out at like ten thirty PM, she'd
Speaker 4: be watching Sex and the Shitty. She'd be like, go
Speaker 4: back of your room. You're not allowed to be watching this.
Speaker 4: So maybe that's what you need to do. Put him
Speaker 4: in the room around eight thirty and then put on
Speaker 4: whatever you want to put on.
Speaker 3: He's lucky you didn't come out during some scenes because
Speaker 3: it's it literally is Sex in the City.
Speaker 4: Yeah, why do you think my brain is so messed up?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but bro, the problem is Dawson doesn't go to
Speaker 1: bed till he's been Even if we put in bed
Speaker 1: at nine thirty, you think I'm starting a movie at
Speaker 1: nine p forty five at night and staying up past
Speaker 1: ten thirty.
Speaker 4: Block him in his room at like eight thirty and
Speaker 4: be like, this is just this is what you need
Speaker 4: to get used to. You're going to bed at eight
Speaker 4: thirty every night until you're old enough to watch these
Speaker 4: movies with us.
Speaker 1: Listen, you got ya. You're talking to the wrong the
Speaker 1: wrong person.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1: Obviously, Ashley walked into the room. She's listening. Do you
Speaker 1: have something to say quickly?
Speaker 5: I think? I mean, yeah, I think I'd rather nine,
Speaker 5: But I really like his schedule, and I'm usually the
Speaker 5: one that has to be like up with him throughout
Speaker 5: the day and my nighttime, my schedule, my nocturnal clock,
Speaker 5: and whatever they.
Speaker 2: Like to call him.
Speaker 5: There are three different kinds of people depending on how
Speaker 5: you're wired. I am that person that stays up late
Speaker 5: and likes to sleeping late. And there's no there shouldn't
Speaker 5: be any shame around that.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not saying there is shame. Two things. One,
Speaker 1: have you brushed your teeth today?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Well I didn't get a chance.
Speaker 1: I know I've noticed. But then two, I don't want
Speaker 1: to talk about it on air because it will offend you.
Speaker 2: What will.
Speaker 1: No? Not your breath?
Speaker 2: What you think I'm just lazy?
Speaker 1: No, you're pregnant. Obviously you have.
Speaker 5: A Even if I'd still ideally would wake up at.
Speaker 4: Nine or nine thirty, I'm I'm on the Ashley program.
Speaker 4: So offend us, Jared, what's going to offend us? Late on? Well?
Speaker 1: Because you said you have to be up with him
Speaker 1: most of the day.
Speaker 5: Oh, because we have an anny. Yes, okay, yeah, but
Speaker 5: I don't want to go back to sleep and waste time,
Speaker 5: Like I don't want to go back to bed, Like
Speaker 5: what do you want me to wake up at like
Speaker 5: seven with him and then go back to bed whence
Speaker 5: she comes.
Speaker 1: No, he would still be If you went to bed
Speaker 1: at eight thirty, the kid would not wake up till
Speaker 1: eight thirty.
Speaker 2: Yes he won't.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you want to start get putting in a bed
Speaker 5: at eight thirty and seeing what he.
Speaker 1: Wakes Sure, he's going to break that Grandpa, He's going
Speaker 1: to break the picture.
Speaker 4: That was my advice. It's bet at eight thirty is fine.
Speaker 5: You like to go to bed early, we're just having an.
Speaker 2: Issue with that.
Speaker 1: It's not early. But as long as you don't get
Speaker 1: mad at me when he goes to bed, I pretty
Speaker 1: much go to bed.
Speaker 5: I don't really get it.
Speaker 4: I don't really care, all right, You guys are the
Speaker 4: opposite of us. Kaylen goes to bed at eight thirty
Speaker 4: and I go to bed at midnight.
Speaker 2: I wake up early, Dean wakes up late.
Speaker 5: I really think that his schedule is so ideal for
Speaker 5: a kid like come on.
Speaker 1: Nine to nine nine. He doesn't go to bed at nine.
Speaker 5: No, but let's just say it was nine to nine. Okay,
Speaker 5: it's nine thirty nine would be better than nine thirty
Speaker 5: to eight thirty half hour.
Speaker 2: It's pretty good.
Speaker 5: I'm okay with putting in a bed at nine.
Speaker 1: Well, he's been going to bed at ten.
Speaker 5: Well, we could talk to my mom about that. That's annoying.
Speaker 5: She's nuts.
Speaker 1: What's he doing? He's just grabbing everything so early, Dawson.
Speaker 1: All right, Well that's where we're at right now with parenthood.
Speaker 4: I gotta say though about the whole waking up early,
Speaker 4: getting to bed early with Kaylen and I. If I
Speaker 4: wake up earlier than she does, which happens once or
Speaker 4: twice a week, let's say Kaylen.
Speaker 3: Agree with that once or twice a month, once or.
Speaker 4: Twice a week. Okay, So you disagree. Obviously, your probably
Speaker 4: is getting in the way if you agree that it's not.
Speaker 3: Fride is just a fact.
Speaker 4: If I wake up earlier than Calen. Let'say, I wake
Speaker 4: up at six thirty, I'm still going to bed at midnight.
Speaker 2: That's so crazy.
Speaker 4: It doesn't matter what time I wake up, I'm staying
Speaker 4: up till that same time every single night for.
Speaker 3: The case, because your internal clock. Yeah, and women need
Speaker 3: more sleep than men. So I like to sleep a lot.
Speaker 1: I like to get to.
Speaker 3: It's a recent fact that came out by a doctor.
Speaker 1: Study of recent fact by one doctor. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I'm buying this.
Speaker 3: Maybe ten doctors. I don't know, but I I have
Speaker 3: read that from multiple sources. I believe it, and I do.
Speaker 3: I need more sleep than you. Maybe maybe you sleep
Speaker 3: more than me. Actually I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. First of all, I just googled this.
Speaker 1: The first line says women are also multitaskers, and they
Speaker 1: do it a lot at once.
Speaker 3: Please, that's why we need more sleep.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it says women need twenty more minutes on
Speaker 1: average than men.
Speaker 3: I thought it was two hours.
Speaker 1: Okay, hours on average is a lot of hours. Yeah,
Speaker 1: two hours.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: You're telling me men only need six hours and women
Speaker 1: need eight. Yeah, that's a big discrepancy.
Speaker 3: I'm making this up, obviously, but I think so.
Speaker 4: In your personal experience.
Speaker 3: You think personal experience.
Speaker 4: I guess my point is whether I get six hours,
Speaker 4: eight hours, ten hours, he's grumpy. I'm gonna be grumpy
Speaker 4: for the first hour I'm awake, and then I'm fine
Speaker 4: until midnight and then I can do it. I can
Speaker 4: do that six am wake up call every day if
Speaker 4: I need to. Fortunately, I don't need to very often.
Speaker 4: Like if I have to go to yoga, I haven't
Speaker 4: gone in a couple of weeks months. But you know,
Speaker 4: like if I have to get up early to maybe
Speaker 4: play golf, let's say to play golf, because that's something
Speaker 4: I can get excited wake up.
Speaker 3: It actually blows my mind. Dean will be up all
Speaker 3: night in La He was like, you know, maybe out
Speaker 3: at a bar with his friends late, let's say two am.
Speaker 3: This didn't happen often two am. Will be up at
Speaker 3: six am, ready to go for golf. Golf. You know,
Speaker 3: they will stand in his way.
Speaker 4: It gets in the way of the tea time.
Speaker 1: It's insane, and it's true.
Speaker 4: There's some truth to it, like it's something I'm excited for,
Speaker 4: so I know I'm gonna get up and yeah, I'll
Speaker 4: probably be miserable for the first hour or so and
Speaker 4: maybe shoot the worst score ever, but I'm there, I'm golfing.
Speaker 3: He's happy, Whereas if you were home, you wouldn't be
Speaker 3: that happy. You'd be grumpy.
Speaker 1: It's just different because at home, like when I'm golfing, different, Kaylen,
Speaker 1: he enjoys playing golf more than hanging out with you.
Speaker 4: That's not the point at all. At home, I have
Speaker 4: a bunch of like menial tasks that I need to complete,
Speaker 4: But the golf course, all I have to do is
Speaker 4: at the golf course is golf, So it's like different
Speaker 4: in that regard.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know, you pass, I'll give you a c there.
Speaker 4: Wow, thank you, that's what I'm seeing.
Speaker 1: I would say, du pass.
Speaker 4: But I'll take the pass. But yeah, that's that's it, Kaylyn.
Speaker 4: What'd you do? While I was.
Speaker 3: Gone, oh wow, okay, I read. I watched I read
Speaker 3: the idea of you really fast because I wanted to
Speaker 3: watch the movie. The book is so bad, so creepy.
Speaker 3: The movie's a little bit better. So in the book,
Speaker 3: the guy is twenty years old and the main characters forty,
Speaker 3: and they're dating, and then her kid is twelve. It's
Speaker 3: all just very weird, and the kid is into someone
Speaker 3: who's seventeen, and then her boyfriend is only a few
Speaker 3: years older than that. It just felt really creepy. But
Speaker 3: I also, yeah, in the movie, the guy's twenty four
Speaker 3: and she's forty. It's a little bit better. But I
Speaker 3: understand too the perspective of like, men do this all
Speaker 3: the time and they're judged a little bit, but not
Speaker 3: as harshly as women. I just still couldn't get past it.
Speaker 3: I don't agree. I don't really like massive age differences.
Speaker 3: But yeah, so I watched that caught up on some
Speaker 3: Miss USA drama. Not that you guys care, but the
Speaker 3: first well, Ashley cares because Ashley did pageants.
Speaker 1: Ashley did pageants.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how we met.
Speaker 1: At my Ashley, Yes, your pagan.
Speaker 3: She was doing a prelim firms Virginia USA.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, forget about that.
Speaker 3: Well, I guess we didn't technically meet, but I watched
Speaker 3: her on stage compete. So the Miss USA there have
Speaker 3: been like what forty Miss ussays the very first Miss
Speaker 3: USA resigned or like the current Miss USA just resigned
Speaker 3: and she's the first to ever do that, which is crazy.
Speaker 3: And then in her statement people are pulling it apart
Speaker 3: and it spells out I was silenced or I'm silenced
Speaker 3: or something. So something's going on. It's really fishy. I've
Speaker 3: been trying to get to the bottom of it, texting
Speaker 3: all my pageant girls, but I don't know what's happening.
Speaker 4: Where was she from Utah?
Speaker 3: We watched her win last year, and you know, she
Speaker 3: cited mental health as a problem, which it definitely is.
Speaker 3: And the previous Miss USA two years ago killed herself,
Speaker 3: so it is a huge, huge issue and hopefully some
Speaker 3: changes are made.
Speaker 4: So do you renounce Miss USA pageants?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just been it's been pretty bad for a while. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then I watched the Met Gala, So that's that's
Speaker 3: kind of all I've been doing.
Speaker 1: What do you watch when you watch the Metcala? Do
Speaker 1: you just watch people arrive?
Speaker 3: Yes, the red carpet because they don't really allow cameras inside.
Speaker 3: They did this year for the first time, so we
Speaker 3: got to see Ariana Grande perform. But yeah, just watch
Speaker 3: the outfits every the commentators.
Speaker 1: It was. It was a very good met What is
Speaker 1: the met Gala?
Speaker 3: It is Gosh, it's a fundraiser for the museum. I
Speaker 3: could be totally butchering this for the Fashion Museum. I
Speaker 3: don't know, honestly, I have no idea.
Speaker 1: I think it's a fun performances.
Speaker 3: Inside there's yeah, maybe it's not a fundraiser.
Speaker 4: There's a fundraiser to benefit the MoMA costume.
Speaker 3: Yeah in Manhattan, Yes, yeah, but there's concerts inside. Nobody
Speaker 3: really knows what goes on inside.
Speaker 1: Hmmm, mysterious.
Speaker 3: So the fact that we got a video this year
Speaker 3: was cool, pretty epoc Yeah.
Speaker 4: Were there a lot of cool TikTokers at the Met gala?
Speaker 3: Only one?
Speaker 4: Well that's good.
Speaker 3: Maybe two, I don't know. I didn't see a ton,
Speaker 3: so I'm pretty happy about that. Also found out didn't
Speaker 3: you remember Cameron Fuller. Yeah, he's engaged to one of
Speaker 3: my favorite actresses. She's just like spreading out of nowhere.
Speaker 3: At the Met she was just wearing an engagement ring.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, what's her name?
Speaker 2: Phoebe Donovan.
Speaker 4: I love Phoebe.
Speaker 3: She was in Bridgerton. So I feel a little bit
Speaker 3: like Kelly from the Office.
Speaker 2: Tell me what's new with you?
Speaker 3: Well, Tom and Katie Holmes out a baby name SII.
Speaker 4: Yeah but that's cool. But what's new with you?
Speaker 2: I just told you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's cool. Met galap books why not?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That does sound like a nice weekend.
Speaker 4: Have yourself.
Speaker 3: It was great, had a little time to myself. It
Speaker 3: was fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Meanwhile, I'm getting crapped on for riding my motorcycle
Speaker 4: back instead of shipping it. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, all right,
Speaker 4: well it's gonna do over this week's episode. Thanks for
Speaker 4: riding this motorcycle all the way through with us instead
Speaker 4: of shipping it back.
Speaker 1: Nice, thank you ridiculous.
Speaker 4: Be sure to tune in next week, where maybe we
Speaker 4: all suck just a little bit less. There are any way,