WEBVTT - DONKEY: Charlamagne Delivers A Sobering Sermon On Drunk Driving 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:01.040 Get junky the. 0:00:02.600 --> 0:00:04.280 Time you get junk. 0:00:04.360 --> 0:00:14.280 Yeah, you are a doc, I'm a fat and all 0:00:14.320 --> 0:00:15.240 that shit around your. 0:00:15.560 --> 0:00:16.919 They want this man to do. 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:20.239 To you. 0:00:20.320 --> 0:00:22.119 Had to make a judgment who was going to be 0:00:22.160 --> 0:00:24.239 on the Donkey of the Day. They chose you. 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:27.120 There's a breakfast club, bitch you, Who's donkey of the 0:00:27.200 --> 0:00:28.480 day today. 0:00:29.880 --> 0:00:30.680 Well that's Sharon. 0:00:31.040 --> 0:00:33.879 Donkey of to day from Monday, July seventeenth goes to 0:00:33.960 --> 0:00:36.520 Gary Hillman. I feel like I just be telling y'all 0:00:36.520 --> 0:00:39.600 the same things over and over and over and over again. 0:00:39.680 --> 0:00:42.760 But Gary Hillman is forty eight years old and he 0:00:42.840 --> 0:00:45.840 was arrested for me in more than three times over 0:00:45.920 --> 0:00:49.280 the drunk driving limit. Let me tell you something. I 0:00:49.280 --> 0:00:51.160 don't know why we are still getting on this radio 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:53.920 and telling people not to drink and drive. With all 0:00:53.920 --> 0:00:57.160 these rides shared companies that exist today. There's absolutely no reason. 0:00:57.200 --> 0:00:59.160 But here's the thing. It's one thing to get behind 0:00:59.200 --> 0:01:02.040 the wheel. It's an the other to get behind the wheel. 0:01:01.680 --> 0:01:03.760 And still not know when to quit. 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:08.280 See, Gary Hillman was determined he either killed somebody or 0:01:08.360 --> 0:01:10.760 kill himself when he was driving drunk. What do you mean, 0:01:10.840 --> 0:01:14.200 Uncle Charla, Well, Gary was pissy drunk and on Friday, 0:01:14.200 --> 0:01:18.320 around two fifty pm, clearly day drinking, okay, clearly just 0:01:18.400 --> 0:01:21.080 left a brunch or something. He collided with a security 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:25.080 fence after going too fast around the corner. He failed 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:28.440 to stop and report the accident, and he carried on driving. Now, 0:01:28.480 --> 0:01:30.760 he said he was just drinking vodka. I don't understand 0:01:30.760 --> 0:01:32.880 people who get this drunk, because you would think a 0:01:32.959 --> 0:01:36.160 crash into a fence which sober you up. You would 0:01:36.200 --> 0:01:39.480 think a crash into a fence would make you realize, man, 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:43.800 I've had one too many. But no, Gary kept driving 0:01:44.000 --> 0:01:46.800 and then as he was approaching around about, he crashed 0:01:46.800 --> 0:01:50.720 into a central reservation, which caused his airbags. 0:01:50.120 --> 0:01:50.960 To be deployed. 0:01:51.000 --> 0:01:53.480 Now, at this point, I definitely don't think driving would 0:01:53.520 --> 0:01:57.800 be possible, but Gary kept going. He turned around on 0:01:57.840 --> 0:02:00.560 the highway and stuck his head out of the driver's 0:02:00.600 --> 0:02:01.559 window in order. 0:02:01.440 --> 0:02:02.600 To see over the airbags. 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:04.640 He was set to be driving slowly, but he been 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:06.600 onto the wrong side of the road on which he 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:09.200 was traveling for three quarters of a mile. At one point, 0:02:10.040 --> 0:02:13.399 Gary drove head on directly towards an ambulance which had 0:02:13.400 --> 0:02:16.640 his blue lights and sirens on. Imagine that this ambulance 0:02:16.639 --> 0:02:18.839 on the way to help somebody in need, maybe even 0:02:18.880 --> 0:02:21.680 had somebody in there already, and Gary could have hit 0:02:21.760 --> 0:02:24.000 them head on and killed everyone in the ambulance. Okay, 0:02:24.000 --> 0:02:26.120 one of the officers said, it's nothing short of a 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:29.680 miracle that there wasn't an extremely serious incident leading to 0:02:29.760 --> 0:02:31.040 serious injury or death. 0:02:31.080 --> 0:02:32.000 Now, when police. 0:02:31.680 --> 0:02:34.480 Finally caught up with Gary stupid ass, his blood test 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:36.720 was taken, which revealed he had two hundred and forty 0:02:36.800 --> 0:02:40.200 nine mgs of alcohol and one hundred mgs of blood. 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:41.919 I have no idea what that means. I just know 0:02:42.040 --> 0:02:44.240 the legal limit is eighty and he was three times 0:02:44.240 --> 0:02:47.360 over the limit. Now, Gary did say he was remorseful, 0:02:48.080 --> 0:02:49.760 and his lawyer said he had hit rock bottom in 0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:52.240 the time of the offense, and he recognizes there was 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:54.880 a problem, and he has been in contact with alcoholics 0:02:54.880 --> 0:02:57.680 anonymous to help rebuild his life. Good for you, Gary, 0:02:57.919 --> 0:03:00.160 that's what we want to happen. But that doesn't and 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:03.400 you will not be held responsible for the consequences. 0:03:02.720 --> 0:03:03.440 Of your actions. 0:03:03.560 --> 0:03:06.160 This man has clearly watched one too many fast and 0:03:06.200 --> 0:03:09.320 furious movies, all right, This man thought he was Dominique Toretto. 0:03:09.480 --> 0:03:11.919 How many times has been. Diesel's car exploded and he 0:03:12.040 --> 0:03:13.320 kept driving it. All right. 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:16.760 I don't know how many other ways to tell y'all 0:03:16.800 --> 0:03:18.760 not to drink and drive. I thought this was something 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:22.480 that collectively we all decided was a terrible idea years ago. 0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:25.560 If you want to drink, stay your ass home, Okay. 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:27.560 If you want to drink, do it at a friend's 0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:29.720 house where you don't gotta leave. If you want to drink, 0:03:29.880 --> 0:03:32.720 factor your uber are lyft into what you plan to 0:03:32.760 --> 0:03:35.480 spend that night on drinks. Because there's no reason to 0:03:35.640 --> 0:03:38.400 be drinking and driving, no reason at all. There's not 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:41.320 one single solitary reason on this third rock from the 0:03:41.360 --> 0:03:44.400 sun for you to be drinking and driving. Do I 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:47.080 have to tell you that each drink you know drive 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:48.640 and pairs your ability to drink? 0:03:50.040 --> 0:03:50.280 Wait? 0:03:50.320 --> 0:03:52.120 What the hell did I just say each drink you 0:03:52.200 --> 0:03:55.360 have and pays your ability to drive. Okay, that's right. 0:03:55.400 --> 0:03:58.200 If you are drunk, don't drive. All right, don't even 0:03:58.200 --> 0:04:00.880 put that was a golf reference. Maybe if we make 0:04:00.920 --> 0:04:04.240 it wrong, people will listen. Let me try allow life 0:04:04.280 --> 0:04:06.120 to thrive. Don't drink and drive. 0:04:08.800 --> 0:04:11.640 Look, man, the moral of the story is drinking and driving. 0:04:11.840 --> 0:04:14.000 There are stupider things to do, but it's a very 0:04:14.000 --> 0:04:21.159 short list. Please give Gary Hillman the biggest he huh. 0:04:21.600 --> 0:04:23.920 I don't even know any other ways to tell people 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:24.560 not to drink and. 0:04:24.600 --> 0:04:26.839 Drive no more. I mean we say it all the time. 0:04:26.920 --> 0:04:28.400 It's unbelievable at this point. 0:04:28.440 --> 0:04:31.080 It's like how many how much money was spent on 0:04:31.200 --> 0:04:32.880 don't drink and drive campaigns? 0:04:33.200 --> 0:04:33.719 Yeah? 0:04:34.160 --> 0:04:38.200 Come on, there's nothing I can say, nothing that I 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:41.679 can say that somebody shouldn't know already about. 0:04:41.560 --> 0:04:42.200 Drinking and driving. 0:04:42.200 --> 0:04:43.520 And like you said, if you're gonna go out and 0:04:43.560 --> 0:04:47.159 drink and drive, maybe just put the uber or whatever 0:04:47.680 --> 0:04:50.720 that's taxi cab or yes, however you need to get home, 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:51.919 put that in your budget. 0:04:51.600 --> 0:04:53.240 For man, and just think about it. 0:04:53.279 --> 0:04:56.359 Each drink you drive and pays your ability to drink, 0:04:56.640 --> 0:04:57.919 your lift whatever you need to. 0:04:58.200 --> 0:05:01.239 I mean, each drink. You know what I'm trying to say? 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:01.880 What am I trying to say? I don't know what 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:04.479 you're trying to say? Each drink you have and paired 0:05:04.520 --> 0:05:06.960 your ability to drive? There go there you go? 0:05:07.200 --> 0:05:10.280 All right, Well that is your donkey of the day. 0:05:10.320 --> 0:05:12.360 Shot to be et. We'll see you tomorrow. Everybody else, 0:05:12.400 --> 0:05:14.400 let's open up the phone line eight hundred five eight 0:05:14.520 --> 0:05:17.040 five one five one. We were talking about Sexy Red. 0:05:17.080 --> 0:05:18.600 Now there was a clip of sexy Red. 0:05:19.000 --> 0:05:21.800 Uh, they say performing in front of a school age children. 0:05:21.839 --> 0:05:23.680 It was a high school that they are perform. I 0:05:23.760 --> 0:05:24.640 thought you just showed up. 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:27.400 That's what the that's what the report said. But she said, 0:05:27.440 --> 0:05:30.240 I actually didn't perform. 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