WEBVTT - The Nigerian Ne’er-do-well w/ Jonathan Braylock (Fraud Friday) 0:00:00.520 --> 0:00:04.840 What's poppin Congregation is your girl. Lacey Mosley aka Scam Goddess. 0:00:05.080 --> 0:00:09.600 Welcome to an episode of Fraud Fridays, where we release 0:00:09.760 --> 0:00:13.880 older episodes from the scam Goddess Bault. That's right, Fraud 0:00:13.920 --> 0:00:16.680 Fridays is where we bring back your favorite episodes. 0:00:16.239 --> 0:00:17.840 From behind the paywall. 0:00:18.239 --> 0:00:21.320 Enjoy this episode from behind the paywall and as always, 0:00:21.640 --> 0:00:22.880 stay scheming. 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:26.439 Scamm, Come. 0:00:28.080 --> 0:00:41.640 Rab froll Scam, Come rob froll Scam Goddess. 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:46.640 What's up, Congregation is sugarl Scam Goddess back for another 0:00:46.680 --> 0:00:48.680 installment of Yes, Scam Goddess. 0:00:48.680 --> 0:00:49.839 I name the show after me. 0:00:51.280 --> 0:00:54.480 I'm Lazy Mosley and I'm so excited to have our 0:00:54.560 --> 0:00:58.720 amazing guest here. He is Bi Coastal and thank goodness, 0:00:58.840 --> 0:01:02.800 was here filming his new Netflix show that he's also 0:01:02.880 --> 0:01:08.040 producing with his comedy group Astronomy Club. Astronomy Club on Netflix, y'all. 0:01:08.120 --> 0:01:10.959 He's also one of the three amazing hosts of Black 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:12.800 Man Can't Jump in Hollywood, which is one of my 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:14.479 favorite podcasts, which I recently got to. 0:01:14.440 --> 0:01:18.759 Do and at what South Fide Everybody la, what's up? 0:01:20.959 --> 0:01:21.160 Hey? 0:01:21.680 --> 0:01:23.840 I love that, I love the extra. 0:01:23.680 --> 0:01:26.399 I had to come in hot I need it, and. 0:01:26.319 --> 0:01:27.200 I truly need it. 0:01:28.240 --> 0:01:30.960 Truly the people who listen to this poor congregation that 0:01:31.040 --> 0:01:33.760 always like you guys are really wired. Why are you 0:01:33.880 --> 0:01:35.480 yelling directly into the microphone? 0:01:35.520 --> 0:01:37.800 Just turn your sound turn it down, just you know 0:01:37.840 --> 0:01:39.039 what it is. Are playing with me. 0:01:39.480 --> 0:01:41.319 You've been listening to this for a while. You know 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:42.160 you got to turn this down. 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:45.640 You know I'm gonna be raggedy, deal with it. 0:01:45.920 --> 0:01:48.600 Oh gosh, So wait, John, what's your relationship with scams? 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:49.200 Oh? 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:51.080 Man, I was trying. I was thinking about this on 0:01:51.160 --> 0:01:53.640 the way over here. I was like, because here's the thing. 0:01:54.080 --> 0:01:58.080 I'm definitely a person who make sure I'm not getting scammed, 0:01:58.160 --> 0:01:58.760 you know what I mean? 0:01:58.800 --> 0:02:01.880 Like, yes, yeah, so that's a home for a lot 0:02:01.880 --> 0:02:03.480 of skim Yes, yes, I was. 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:05.720 I was born in New York, I grew up there. 0:02:05.840 --> 0:02:07.800 I also grew up in Jersey and then went back 0:02:07.880 --> 0:02:10.359 and like I was like, you know, I'm always looking 0:02:10.360 --> 0:02:13.120 for the scams. I don't think I scam people, but 0:02:13.160 --> 0:02:16.799 I definitely look for shortcuts sometimes, you know what I mean. 0:02:16.960 --> 0:02:22.360 Look for shortcuts, rebrand. Look, I'm not necessarily I'm just 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:24.040 looking for short the law. 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:28.239 Listen, you know, I love you know it's in the bylaws, 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:30.320 there something, you know, if it's not there in black 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:31.919 and white, you know, maybe there's a way to skirt 0:02:31.960 --> 0:02:32.360 around it. 0:02:32.400 --> 0:02:33.800 And I'm like, hey, you know what. 0:02:33.800 --> 0:02:36.520 I mean, it's not like a scammer. Jo, those are 0:02:36.720 --> 0:02:38.560 those are the words I'm not. I don't cheat people 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:39.160 out of money. 0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:40.280 Okay, Yeah, I don't do that. 0:02:40.280 --> 0:02:41.000 That's what I don't do. 0:02:41.080 --> 0:02:41.280 Yeah. 0:02:41.280 --> 0:02:45.400 I don't do that either. Maybe the government, but everyone else. No, No, 0:02:45.520 --> 0:02:48.120 just kidding government. I know you're listening. I'm paying out 0:02:48.160 --> 0:02:49.239 every penny that you deserve. 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:52.720 I hope you know. Okay, I believe I don't Lauren Hill. 0:02:52.840 --> 0:02:58.120 Truly, the richest people in America are scamming the government constantly, constantly. 0:02:58.320 --> 0:03:00.560 It's so deeply about it. 0:03:00.560 --> 0:03:02.440 It's the middle class who's actually I heard doing the 0:03:02.440 --> 0:03:03.519 work within our billionaires. 0:03:03.560 --> 0:03:05.560 Like your money is in some fucking Iyeland, Like you 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:06.360 fucking asshole. 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:08.800 When you get a little when you get some money, 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:11.000 and you like if you if you have your own 0:03:11.040 --> 0:03:13.680 business or you become like an escorp like a lot 0:03:13.680 --> 0:03:16.080 of us people have to do in the entertainment business, 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:18.800 you realize how much of a scam it all is. 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:20.960 It's like you can just start writing things off. 0:03:20.800 --> 0:03:23.560 Like left and right, everything right off, every single thing. 0:03:23.520 --> 0:03:25.760 Everything that you were using before, but you ain't getting 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:27.280 the fast return for that. 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:30.040 Listen, like, oh, all of a sudden, my cell phone 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:32.480 bill is a business expense. Oh yeah it is. And 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:35.240 enterings and this gym membership. 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:38.400 Jenny's ash, my Netflix subscription, all of it. 0:03:38.560 --> 0:03:39.000 Everything. 0:03:40.320 --> 0:03:41.840 The only thing that I'm a little mad about right now, 0:03:41.840 --> 0:03:44.600 and I'm probably gonna leave my account, is that he's 0:03:44.600 --> 0:03:47.200 like not shady enough, Like I feel like these laziest 0:03:47.200 --> 0:03:49.040 fuck Like, not only is he not getting me returns 0:03:49.040 --> 0:03:50.680 on shit like he told me when I went to 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:52.360 Georgia to shoot my show, but they were going to 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:55.200 take six percent of my income six percent? Okay, my 0:03:55.280 --> 0:03:59.120 lawyers get five, right, George is taking six Okay, yeah, bro, 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:00.360 I'm like ya, I ain't even have me with this 0:04:00.360 --> 0:04:02.120 shiit for y'all take a six percent about to do 0:04:02.160 --> 0:04:04.160 some paperwork or some bitch you better come out here 0:04:04.160 --> 0:04:05.280 and put on motherfucker swimsuit. 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:06.880 Georgia, Florida girls. 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:11.000 The funniest thing about that is six percent is low 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:13.120 compared to what some states try to take for you, 0:04:13.200 --> 0:04:14.000 like New York City. 0:04:14.120 --> 0:04:18.400 But I don't live in Georgia. It's like Kellie getting there, Georgia, gonna. 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:18.960 Pull up some function. 0:04:19.320 --> 0:04:21.840 Should be getting it, really, if you're working there, you 0:04:21.920 --> 0:04:22.320 know what I mean. 0:04:22.400 --> 0:04:24.040 I don't even understand. Well. 0:04:24.200 --> 0:04:25.920 So I was talking him about it, and I was like, yeah, 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:27.240 so what can we do about this? And he said, 0:04:27.240 --> 0:04:28.760 what you mean, what can we do? You're gonna pay it? 0:04:28.800 --> 0:04:31.040 I said, what, I gotta get rid of your ass 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:33.679 the fuck. I want a better call Saul last lawyer. 0:04:33.760 --> 0:04:34.520 He's kidding me. 0:04:34.720 --> 0:04:38.080 I want you in cheap shoes, cheap suits. I want 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:39.159 you constantly sweating. 0:04:39.279 --> 0:04:40.120 That's great, that's right. 0:04:40.160 --> 0:04:41.600 I need to know I'm getting the best stretch. 0:04:41.960 --> 0:04:44.719 The tax accounts should always be looking ways to scam 0:04:44.720 --> 0:04:45.200 the government. 0:04:45.400 --> 0:04:46.760 Literally, that's what we pay you for it. 0:04:46.839 --> 0:04:48.280 I was like, this is lazy as fuck. I can 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:50.279 go just pay them what I know him. I'm not 0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:51.560 why I called. 0:04:51.279 --> 0:04:54.920 You, Honestly, Sometimes I like with the first tax account 0:04:54.920 --> 0:04:58.120 I had, we had it for black Well maybe I 0:04:58.120 --> 0:05:00.320 shouldn't say this, but anyway, I won't. 0:05:00.320 --> 0:05:02.520 I won't put anybody. Yeah you had, we had. 0:05:02.400 --> 0:05:05.160 It, you know, for a business. And I was just like, 0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:05.960 so scammed. 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:09.200 What is this person doing for us at all, because 0:05:09.279 --> 0:05:10.320 I'm doing. 0:05:10.120 --> 0:05:11.720 All the work. I'm I'm plugging it. 0:05:11.640 --> 0:05:15.560 All the expenses, I'm I'm I'm doing all the write offs. 0:05:15.760 --> 0:05:17.400 And then I just give it to this person. They're 0:05:17.480 --> 0:05:20.120 like great, and. 0:05:20.080 --> 0:05:21.880 Then they send it in. I was like, wait, what 0:05:22.040 --> 0:05:22.719 I just pay for? 0:05:22.880 --> 0:05:26.960 That'll be eighteen hundred dollars. I was like, wait, what 0:05:27.000 --> 0:05:28.680 did I pay you for? He's like, I emailed it 0:05:28.760 --> 0:05:31.320 to I'm like, nay, I can do that with turbo text. 0:05:31.640 --> 0:05:32.000 Like right. 0:05:32.200 --> 0:05:33.240 I was like, I'm going back. 0:05:33.120 --> 0:05:35.680 To the block where like this, I'm about to be 0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:37.360 at H and R block, Like all right, y'all this 0:05:37.480 --> 0:05:39.920 my lll C. This is my Tammy. Tammy is that 0:05:40.040 --> 0:05:42.480 your name? What do you do for the non text months? 0:05:42.560 --> 0:05:42.680 Oh? 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:45.200 Okay, you work at a craft store? Wonderful. Now get 0:05:45.279 --> 0:05:48.400 down on these steads because I'm sinking this ship. 0:05:49.200 --> 0:05:52.280 Oh man, so full transparency. My wife is the Spokespersonferation 0:05:52.480 --> 0:05:53.120 or black. 0:05:52.960 --> 0:05:56.200 Hell yeah see, and I love them. I would also 0:05:56.279 --> 0:05:57.120 like to be the spokesperson. 0:05:57.200 --> 0:05:57.560 I'll hear that. 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:02.800 Everybody taken. All right, let's get into it. So the 0:06:02.839 --> 0:06:04.679 first segment of the show is called was Hot and Fraud. 0:06:05.080 --> 0:06:09.320 So we like to prevent our congregation from getting scammed 0:06:09.400 --> 0:06:11.240 unless it is by me. If it's a scam that 0:06:11.279 --> 0:06:14.000 I'm offering, I fully need everyone to anticipate you will 0:06:14.040 --> 0:06:16.560 have a good time, right right, you know that's right. 0:06:16.600 --> 0:06:17.360 We don't cheat people. 0:06:17.360 --> 0:06:20.679 We don't cheat exactly, but we get the money. Yeah, exactly. 0:06:20.720 --> 0:06:21.159 You'll see. 0:06:21.320 --> 0:06:23.200 Jarathan came in here trying to be all cool. I 0:06:23.279 --> 0:06:25.440 thought about this on my way over here, like, hmm, 0:06:25.720 --> 0:06:27.479 scams something I'm not familiar with. 0:06:27.560 --> 0:06:28.839 I've never never done it. 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:32.080 He is a full blown scammer, full blown I'm calling it. 0:06:32.360 --> 0:06:35.720 So we also have people sending little messages. Guys, if 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:37.880 you've retired a scam or scam has been run on 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:40.480 you and you want to share to our podcast audience, 0:06:40.520 --> 0:06:42.640 please scam Goods at gmail dot com. 0:06:42.920 --> 0:06:43.000 Uh. 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:45.560 And today we have a listener who wrote him. I 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:48.000 never say the listener's names, but you'll know who you are. 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:54.080 I'm gonna call you, Uh, Shandy, Okay, Sandy, all right, Shandy. 0:06:54.800 --> 0:06:56.919 So she says, when I was a little girl, we 0:06:57.000 --> 0:06:58.800 didn't have a lot of money growing up, so my 0:06:58.839 --> 0:07:01.359 parents couldn't afford to send me to fancy dance classes. 0:07:01.400 --> 0:07:03.280 But I was able to join the dance team at 0:07:03.320 --> 0:07:07.680 my church for free Hallelo. We were called Daughters of Zion. 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:09.640 Okay, I know all about it. 0:07:11.080 --> 0:07:12.200 I come on with Daughters of Zion. 0:07:12.160 --> 0:07:13.360 I know all about that. 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:17.440 What do you know about that that? I know specifically 0:07:17.440 --> 0:07:19.160 about Daughters of Zion, But I know about this. I 0:07:19.200 --> 0:07:20.280 know about the church lingual. 0:07:20.320 --> 0:07:22.360 I'll just say that. Wait, do you know you were 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:22.880 deep in it? 0:07:23.440 --> 0:07:23.560 Oh? 0:07:23.640 --> 0:07:24.440 Yeah, I was deep in it. 0:07:24.480 --> 0:07:25.960 Did you do any performance as a church? 0:07:26.520 --> 0:07:28.960 I was since I was in fifth grade. 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:31.440 I was acting in the church doing And I went 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:35.040 to Times Square Church, which is a I mean, I 0:07:35.040 --> 0:07:36.760 don't they don't call themselves the mega church. They don't 0:07:36.760 --> 0:07:38.720 have other locations, but there's about eight thousand people that 0:07:38.760 --> 0:07:40.640 go to that, so it's pretty large. It's a really 0:07:40.680 --> 0:07:44.440 large and they actually the church is inside what used 0:07:44.440 --> 0:07:46.320 to be a Broadway theater, so it's like a full 0:07:46.360 --> 0:07:46.960 Broadway theater. 0:07:47.080 --> 0:07:49.880 Oh wow, you're getting that experience as the church out 0:07:49.880 --> 0:07:50.320 here like that. 0:07:50.320 --> 0:07:51.960 That's in like an old performance place. 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:56.120 I had like old timey like uh Greek kind of 0:07:56.320 --> 0:07:59.360 pictures of like painted on the walls. So they never 0:07:59.520 --> 0:08:01.400 instead of just hating the walls of the church, they 0:08:01.480 --> 0:08:04.840 have somebody put clothes on the people like they've hung 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:07.880 drapery and like stap on it over the naked bodies. 0:08:07.960 --> 0:08:11.040 I'm like shit, And that church is a megachurch, right. 0:08:11.120 --> 0:08:12.600 I was like, if ye don't pay these damn walls 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:15.680 with this money out and gave y'all, I'm waiting I 0:08:15.760 --> 0:08:18.280 go into everywhere, like where's my where's my benevolence going? 0:08:18.320 --> 0:08:21.040 Because it didn't go to Sherman Williams like I asked 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:23.960 it to Wow so way. But I actually know a 0:08:23.960 --> 0:08:26.400 little bit because uh uh, draw told me that you 0:08:26.520 --> 0:08:28.040 are like big on the church. 0:08:28.160 --> 0:08:30.760 Yes, yes, yes, I mean I had a whole faith 0:08:30.840 --> 0:08:35.920 journey that happened, and I'm not I've learned to separate 0:08:36.000 --> 0:08:39.440 Christian culture from like the principles of Christianity that I respect. 0:08:39.640 --> 0:08:41.840 You know, you've got to do that, but it's hard. 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:44.000 It's a hard process, especially if you're just going to 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:46.520 If you going to church every Sunday sometimes on the 0:08:46.520 --> 0:08:49.920 Tuesday night prayer session or the Friday night youth service, 0:08:50.000 --> 0:08:51.160 you know you're in it. 0:08:51.520 --> 0:08:52.560 Yeah, that's a lot in it. 0:08:52.679 --> 0:08:54.319 I'm trying not to get to know people at church 0:08:54.360 --> 0:08:56.720 because I want to have everyone stay pure in my heart. 0:08:57.080 --> 0:08:58.360 You know, I don't want to be in the gossip 0:08:58.440 --> 0:09:01.080 in the church, Like you know, I saw a I'm offering. 0:09:01.160 --> 0:09:02.679 Okay, it was the love offering. 0:09:02.720 --> 0:09:05.120 I thought she puts them in the packet, you know 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:06.240 what I mean, Like, I don't want to be so 0:09:06.360 --> 0:09:08.280 deep in it that I haint no pass man. 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:11.160 But yeah, okay, so you performed at the church. 0:09:11.400 --> 0:09:13.080 I performed. I performed at the church. 0:09:13.160 --> 0:09:14.760 What kind of plays? Maybe Jesus? 0:09:15.240 --> 0:09:17.800 I mean, I was never baby Jesus, but I wait, 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:23.440 I definitely was Jesus. At one point I played Uh, 0:09:23.559 --> 0:09:29.120 I played the devil once h I was the Devil's life. 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:29.520 Hold on. 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:34.240 Let me explain that it was actually a play where 0:09:34.280 --> 0:09:36.560 it was, like I guess because the Devil's advocate had 0:09:36.559 --> 0:09:39.240 come out recently, so it was like a play. It 0:09:39.320 --> 0:09:41.360 was kind of like that where it was a person 0:09:41.440 --> 0:09:44.040 was on trial, and the person who was on trial 0:09:44.080 --> 0:09:47.360 was a Christian and God was the judge and Jesus and. 0:09:47.480 --> 0:09:48.559 I was the prosecutor. 0:09:50.280 --> 0:09:51.040 He not the witness. 0:09:51.040 --> 0:09:53.199 No, no, he's the prosecutor. He's like this person kuilty, 0:09:53.200 --> 0:09:56.439 you guys some to hell, and Jesus was a defender. 0:09:56.559 --> 0:10:01.440 You understand, Yes, No, I we understand I was in 0:10:01.480 --> 0:10:02.000 high school. 0:10:02.040 --> 0:10:03.920 I was in high school. Oh no, was that in 0:10:04.000 --> 0:10:04.439 high school? 0:10:05.040 --> 0:10:06.200 I think I was in middle school. 0:10:06.240 --> 0:10:07.040 Oh even better. 0:10:08.320 --> 0:10:11.400 And yeah, it was this huge four like you know, 0:10:11.440 --> 0:10:13.760 I had to be like I had to be like, yeah, 0:10:13.760 --> 0:10:15.360 this person did this and this person did. 0:10:15.200 --> 0:10:17.559 That, and were they doing that? You were like, oh, 0:10:17.920 --> 0:10:18.880 you know, like they. 0:10:18.760 --> 0:10:25.280 Were having sex, they were married, this spicy and you 0:10:25.320 --> 0:10:31.480 know they they cursed out their mom. 0:10:29.679 --> 0:10:31.679 You know what I mean, all the white kids are going. 0:10:31.480 --> 0:10:34.040 To help, you know, all these things. 0:10:34.280 --> 0:10:36.040 And then of course the end of the play is 0:10:36.120 --> 0:10:39.040 like the person's like, wait, but you got saved. 0:10:39.480 --> 0:10:41.040 Then you're good. 0:10:41.080 --> 0:10:42.320 Bro. Oh I love that. 0:10:42.720 --> 0:10:44.760 See That's what I'm banking on, is that, like when 0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:46.400 when I get older, or at least, I'll have like 0:10:46.440 --> 0:10:48.040 a couple of seconds before I die, or I could 0:10:48.040 --> 0:10:51.880 be like I'm so sorry, purified, you know, gotta get it, 0:10:51.960 --> 0:10:55.800 gotta get it. So this girl, she Shandy, she was 0:10:55.800 --> 0:10:58.679 in the Daughter's Zion. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was a tangent. Guys, 0:10:58.880 --> 0:11:02.800 we're back so with Shandy the Daughters of Zion, and 0:11:03.160 --> 0:11:05.199 this was like a conservative church in the South in 0:11:05.240 --> 0:11:07.520 the nineteen nineties. So I have a full picture of this. 0:11:08.240 --> 0:11:09.880 This is the kind of church I went to. At 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:11.880 one point, two families showed up to our church who 0:11:11.920 --> 0:11:15.000 said that they were Ukrainian refugees. There were two moms, 0:11:15.200 --> 0:11:18.080 sisters or old friends i think, and their daughters. The 0:11:18.120 --> 0:11:20.560 two of them were about fifteen or sixteen, and the 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:23.760 other two were my age seven or eight. The girls, 0:11:23.800 --> 0:11:27.480 who were all very legitimate gymnasts and dancers, joined our 0:11:27.520 --> 0:11:30.840 RinkyDink little church dance group. These women would take their 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:33.440 daughters around to local churches put on a dance performance. 0:11:33.480 --> 0:11:35.280 Ribbon dance was all the rage at the time. Yes, 0:11:35.320 --> 0:11:38.520 it was very lit in the nineties. Tell a harrowing 0:11:38.600 --> 0:11:41.880 story of a fleeing violence and collect an offering from 0:11:41.880 --> 0:11:45.000 the congregation. She said she got really close to these 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:48.240 girls and they attended her birthday parties, We had sleepovers, 0:11:48.480 --> 0:11:51.280 and they were my friends. And one day they just disappeared. 0:11:51.360 --> 0:11:54.720 They left town with no explanation. About a year ago, 0:11:54.760 --> 0:11:57.360 I asked my mom whatever happened to the Ukrainian girls, 0:11:57.400 --> 0:11:59.480 and she told me this. They would go around the 0:11:59.480 --> 0:12:02.560 whole country, dancing at churches and collecting cash offerings, then 0:12:02.640 --> 0:12:04.800 move on to the next They weren't refugees. And those 0:12:04.800 --> 0:12:08.120 girls my parents later learned that they weren't even their daughters, 0:12:08.120 --> 0:12:09.360 and none of them were really. 0:12:09.200 --> 0:12:15.000 Oh damn, you love to see it. That's okay. 0:12:15.200 --> 0:12:15.880 That hurts. 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:18.319 That hurts because you know those people were just those 0:12:18.320 --> 0:12:20.960 people were trying to help somebody else, but they did 0:12:21.120 --> 0:12:21.560 help up. 0:12:21.760 --> 0:12:23.360 I guess you're right, You're right. 0:12:23.400 --> 0:12:27.760 The story wasn't the actual story. Maybe these women are 0:12:27.800 --> 0:12:31.560 from Wisconsin. Maybe they're just great actors and dancers from 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:33.080 New York who realized I cold take their show on 0:12:33.080 --> 0:12:36.160 the road. But did they not anoint y'all with a 0:12:36.240 --> 0:12:37.480 ribbon dance in his name? 0:12:37.679 --> 0:12:39.360 That's true, you know, isn't. 0:12:39.160 --> 0:12:41.680 That worse offer it? Right? 0:12:43.040 --> 0:12:45.360 I mean they became friends, like you know they It 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:49.200 sounds like they befriended some people exactly, some relationships, right. 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:51.080 Y'all was having sleepovers. Those sleepovers were fun. 0:12:51.120 --> 0:12:54.720 You got to learn dance moves from trained gymnasts. They 0:12:54.800 --> 0:12:57.240 probably went to the Olympics after that. That's how they 0:12:57.320 --> 0:12:59.400 make their money. On the off season, they know, they 0:12:59.400 --> 0:13:00.000 go do travel. 0:13:00.240 --> 0:13:02.040 I guess if you think about it, like if they 0:13:02.240 --> 0:13:05.280 just were living off that money and just for whatever reason, 0:13:05.280 --> 0:13:07.200 they're like, this is the work, this is our work. 0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:09.560 Our job is this isn't really that bad. 0:13:09.720 --> 0:13:11.600 I mean, what's the difference between that and what we do. 0:13:11.679 --> 0:13:14.480 We're entertainers and we're like, hey, I'll entertain you give 0:13:14.559 --> 0:13:16.960 me money please, and I will give you entertainment. 0:13:17.559 --> 0:13:20.400 I think that's what happened here. It's true. But I'm 0:13:20.440 --> 0:13:22.120 sorry you lost your friends like that girl, because they 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:22.679 just packed up. 0:13:22.600 --> 0:13:24.280 In the middle of Yeah, that's sad because you were 0:13:24.480 --> 0:13:26.000 you were just a kid and you just wanted to 0:13:26.040 --> 0:13:27.440 hang out your friends. 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:31.320 Sleepover and they're like, no. 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:34.240 Splana over here. We were supposed to go see Barny live. 0:13:34.480 --> 0:13:39.440 Oh, all the windows are open, all the doors are open. 0:13:39.920 --> 0:13:43.280 They just gone, never to be seen again. 0:13:43.320 --> 0:13:45.360 But really, you probably never even knew their real names. 0:13:45.440 --> 0:13:48.440 Oh I wonder if she did their real names. That's exciting, 0:13:48.559 --> 0:13:50.959 just hanging out with somebody who got a different identity. 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:55.680 That's the kind of stuff. I'm honestly, that's dating. In 0:13:55.800 --> 0:13:57.520 LA you don't know the fuck you're dating. They just 0:13:57.520 --> 0:14:00.280 tell you whatever. Actually, especially New York, you don't know 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:02.360 who the fuck you're dating is. Everybody got thirty seven 0:14:02.400 --> 0:14:05.200 thousand jobs. Everybody walks everywhere, so you've really not seen 0:14:05.240 --> 0:14:06.880 anybody get out of any vehicles. 0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:08.720 You don't really know what anybody's life. 0:14:08.800 --> 0:14:11.360 Oh interesting, that's right, because you can't. You can judge 0:14:11.480 --> 0:14:13.880 somebody based on what the vehicle did. 0:14:14.280 --> 0:14:15.120 Now you can't. 0:14:15.600 --> 0:14:17.920 I will say that you like a lot of people 0:14:18.160 --> 0:14:20.160 drive around their mortgages. And I went on a date 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:21.720 once with this guy who was driving like an S 0:14:21.760 --> 0:14:25.280 class Mercedes Benz and it was really nice and we 0:14:25.360 --> 0:14:29.840 started talking and he had mentioned something about a payday loan. 0:14:30.280 --> 0:14:31.920 He's like, years ago, I took out a payday loan 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:33.480 and I said, oh my god, you took out a 0:14:33.520 --> 0:14:36.400 payday loan. I said, so is your credit like really 0:14:36.440 --> 0:14:38.800 shot now because those are predatory and it was like yeah, 0:14:38.840 --> 0:14:39.960 I'm working on rebuilding it. 0:14:40.040 --> 0:14:41.920 I said, are you leasing that vehicle? He goes, yeah, 0:14:41.960 --> 0:14:43.800 I'm leasing. I was like, oh, I bet that payment's 0:14:43.880 --> 0:14:46.160 really high. Huh. He was like yeah, it's pretty high. 0:14:46.240 --> 0:14:47.480 I was like, where do you live right now? 0:14:47.520 --> 0:14:49.200 He's like, oh, I'm living my friend. He's with his 0:14:49.240 --> 0:14:50.680 wife and his baby. But I'm about to move out 0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:52.360 and get my own spot. I was like, okay, so 0:14:52.400 --> 0:14:54.840 you have three roommates and one of them is a child, 0:14:55.120 --> 0:14:57.120 and you're driving a bins that you can't afford and 0:14:57.160 --> 0:14:58.040 your credit is shot. 0:14:58.560 --> 0:15:06.800 Yeah it. I'm Annalise Keaton of Dayton Brokenes. 0:15:07.120 --> 0:15:09.640 I come in with my briefcase and I wabble walk 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:14.240 over and I find out if that niggas brokay like saying. 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:20.840 You right clean, but y'all can job. But okay, no, 0:15:20.960 --> 0:15:23.440 that was amazing. Wait, I was okay you were doing 0:15:24.720 --> 0:15:28.160 who is that? Who's a song? Uh? Of course, of course. 0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:33.440 I immediately when you stay fly bye. 0:15:33.720 --> 0:15:35.440 It's gonna come to us, it's. 0:15:38.000 --> 0:15:41.440 I stay fly And I was people chicken head, you 0:15:41.600 --> 0:15:44.320 ride clean, but y'all gas tank is all me show 0:15:44.400 --> 0:15:47.000 up in a club. No day said shows on your fate. Hey, listen, 0:15:47.240 --> 0:15:51.520 you gotta listen to those lyrics. Ladies, don't say I 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:54.680 never gave you anything scarce. 0:15:57.040 --> 0:15:57.360 Cold. 0:15:59.000 --> 0:16:01.800 All right, guys, and we're back with my favorite segment 0:16:01.840 --> 0:16:05.680 of the show, as I say every week, Historic hood Wings. 0:16:05.840 --> 0:16:08.840 So this is when I'm gonna regale John with an 0:16:08.840 --> 0:16:11.520 infamous Cohn and we'll just get his thoughts. 0:16:12.200 --> 0:16:13.760 Obviously, I love this guy. 0:16:14.320 --> 0:16:18.000 He's from one of the countries that really just perfected 0:16:18.040 --> 0:16:20.080 scamming in such a magnificent way. 0:16:20.840 --> 0:16:24.560 Nigeria. You know when you think about the origin, when 0:16:24.600 --> 0:16:24.960 you think. 0:16:24.800 --> 0:16:27.680 About ground zero for fraud, you know, two places come 0:16:27.720 --> 0:16:30.160 in mind for me. One is Brooklyn, New York, and 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:32.400 the other one is Nigeria, the country. 0:16:32.520 --> 0:16:35.080 It's true, that's true. 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:38.320 Lookten, shout out to all my Nigerians. Olmo niger. I 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:41.160 love y'all so much. It's no shade, it's just we know, 0:16:41.560 --> 0:16:44.040 we know. And also we're proud. And I'm proud of 0:16:44.080 --> 0:16:45.680 this man, and I think by the end you'll be. 0:16:45.640 --> 0:16:46.280 Proud of him too. 0:16:46.880 --> 0:16:50.680 So this is Nigerian scammer, Emmanuel Wood. So he has 0:16:50.680 --> 0:16:53.360