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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: firms show? Oh, the fifteen minute morning show podcast, the

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Speaker 1: last one of the week, the Thursday edition. Let's get

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Speaker 1: it right. There's Froggy, and there's Scotty b rubbing his elbows.

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Speaker 1: There's Gandhi, her mom and dad's house. There's Garrett, there's

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Speaker 1: a straight Nate and Scary and Danielle and and there's

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Speaker 1: Brody in the den and his dog is it Drew?

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Speaker 1: Can't hear you? Guy? Can't hear me? All? That was

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Speaker 1: the past couple of minutes of my life. I haven't

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Speaker 1: touched em. Scary, Scary, didn't have you turned on? Probably

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Speaker 1: it was scary. So uh, you know, today on the show,

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Speaker 1: during Froggy's food news segment, we were talking about the

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Speaker 1: food that's gonna kill you and other foods that we

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Speaker 1: sounded good. It seems like the foods that are to

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Speaker 1: kill you sounds like the ones you want to eat. Right,

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Speaker 1: So Nate has a story. He went on to dinner

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Speaker 1: and what happened. It's actually breakfast. Okay, we ordered breakfast

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Speaker 1: and we were gonna go pick it up from this

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Speaker 1: diner and we were trying this new diner out in

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Speaker 1: our neighborhood, and I'm like, okay. I look at their

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Speaker 1: menu and I'm like, oh, they have this omelet with

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Speaker 1: spicy sausage. Sounds great, right, this is all this other

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Speaker 1: ship in there. So I go pick it up, get

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Speaker 1: it home, and I opened up the styrofoam container. I

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Speaker 1: start eating it, and the spicy sausage wasn't spicy sausage.

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Speaker 1: It was just a hot dog. Stop and put in

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Speaker 1: the omelet. I'm like, are you the spicy sauce? Nathan's

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Speaker 1: check this out? On the streets of New York City

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Speaker 1: when you go to the Dirty Water Dogs places, you

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Speaker 1: know why they put the hot dog in with the

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Speaker 1: umbrella above it. When you order a spicy sausage, all

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Speaker 1: it is is a larger hot dog with these little

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Speaker 1: red dots in it, and it's it's a spicy hot dog.

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Speaker 1: So maybe they were just giving you the subret version

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Speaker 1: of what they have spicy little red dots. Yeah, little

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Speaker 1: red dots. When you order a breakfast meal, don't you

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Speaker 1: assume sausage is expected to be out of breakfast sausage

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Speaker 1: no matter what shape it said? Yeah, it's interesting though.

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Speaker 1: You can get other meats and omelets that you wouldn't expect.

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Speaker 1: Like I randomly ordered a turkey omelet one time and

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Speaker 1: it was delicious. It sounds awful and disgusting, but it

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Speaker 1: was really good. Yeah, and I'm fine with that turkey

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Speaker 1: omelet would have been fantastic, But a fucking hot dog.

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Speaker 1: Come on, that's just slacking off. I mean, I got

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Speaker 1: to assume, like diners all the time, they put that

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Speaker 1: little substitution in there just because it's easy for him

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Speaker 1: because they can't have everything on that menu and a

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Speaker 1: diner and you get up charged. Yeah dog, sorry, I

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Speaker 1: just had to complete. I don't really know where this

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Speaker 1: is going to go. I'll tell you where this is

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Speaker 1: going to go. I was reading today about the top

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Speaker 1: ten first world problems we've been experiencing this past year.

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Speaker 1: So we think we've got it bad. So look there

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Speaker 1: there are people starving around the world, and this guy's

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Speaker 1: all piste off because they put a hot dog in

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Speaker 1: his omelet. Really okay, So this is a list from

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Speaker 1: wherever these This is a list of the top ten

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Speaker 1: first world problems we've had from the past year. Number

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Speaker 1: one bad weather when you want to go for a walk. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: is fogging up when you have a mask on. Oh

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Speaker 1: that's so annoying. Is annoying? Number three, not being able

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Speaker 1: to hear or understand people when they talk with their

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Speaker 1: mask on so annoying. Yeah. I didn't realize how much

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Speaker 1: I read lips until this all started, and I was like, well,

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Speaker 1: waking up and not knowing what day it is. He's

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Speaker 1: a big first world problem and we all had that

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Speaker 1: on this show. Tell me another first world problem. Your

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Speaker 1: packages arrive late. I'm having it's a problem right now.

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Speaker 1: It was sent ten by ten pm yesterday and allow

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Speaker 1: it's nine o'clock in the morning the next day. What's

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Speaker 1: that guarant So Amazon does this do they over under

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Speaker 1: promise and over delivered because most packages they say, oh

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Speaker 1: it will arrive by ten pm, and more times than

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Speaker 1: none it arrives, you know, sometime in the afternoon. So

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Speaker 1: you feel happier that you've got to be four ten.

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Speaker 1: You know. Airlines do that, you know they did last

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Speaker 1: time I fl But your packages say like that comes

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Speaker 1: at ten o'clock though, right, like delivered by ten people? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but Carolines would say it's gonna be an hour and

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Speaker 1: a half flight and it only takes an hour to

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Speaker 1: get there. They're like well look what wait? Did we

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Speaker 1: got there? About the flight time? Here's one I think

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Speaker 1: some whiny person on our show was gripping about this

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Speaker 1: to today. First world problems. You think you have one

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Speaker 1: when someone doesn't change the toilet paper roll when they

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Speaker 1: use it up? Oh that's my house? Was that me? Problem?

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Speaker 1: Video is freaking crazy? Another top Another first world problem

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Speaker 1: we've had in the you're figuring out what to eat

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Speaker 1: for every meal? Can we believe we made that a problem?

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Speaker 1: I can't believe it's a problem. I opened the fridge

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Speaker 1: and stare at it, like what am I going to eat?

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Speaker 1: Not being able to wear most of the clothing in

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Speaker 1: your closet, yeah, I just visited from time to time

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Speaker 1: to talk to it. Yeah, I can't fit in it anymore.

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Speaker 1: Long delays when you get food delivered, awful problem. And finally,

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Speaker 1: Netflix freezing or taking a long time to load. That's annoying.

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Speaker 1: It really is my first world problems. Though, if you

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Speaker 1: would looked at this list two years ago, you would

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Speaker 1: have said, who the fuck is mad at this stuff?

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Speaker 1: I got something much worse than all of that, Elvis,

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Speaker 1: what's that? God? Well, last night we ordered from door

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Speaker 1: Dash and uh we ordered smash burger, and I ordered

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Speaker 1: a hamburger with tomato, and the tomato wasn't cord, so

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Speaker 1: they sliced it and it had the corn and tomato.

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Speaker 1: But because it was door dash, I couldn't complain to them,

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Speaker 1: and I couldn't complain to the store, and I was

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Speaker 1: stuck not being able to complain, and I had the

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Speaker 1: green part in my tomato. Now you talk about problems,

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Speaker 1: I rest my case. Can you complain on the app?

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Speaker 1: There's a there's a spot. Why are you complaining? Tomato?

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Speaker 1: It's hard, yeah, yeah, but you got to bite it,

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Speaker 1: and you bite the part that's supposed to dig out.

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Speaker 1: It was right in the slice. That is the first

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Speaker 1: world problem. Thank you? Could you find the world that's

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Speaker 1: more first than that? Nothing's worse than that. Nothing, Jesus

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Speaker 1: mine is I have a room in my house that

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Speaker 1: like can't connect to the internet. So I have a

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Speaker 1: whole house that connects to the internet except for one room.

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Speaker 1: So if I if I go to that room, I

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Speaker 1: know I'm not getting internet, and then so Netflix doesn't

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Speaker 1: work on my I have to go on my would

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Speaker 1: spend more time in that room, so people can't get

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Speaker 1: in touch with me. All right. I tried to take

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Speaker 1: a nap yesterday, so I put my phone on Do

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Speaker 1: not disturb. That's why you couldn't get through, man, you know.

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Speaker 1: I but I bought a case of bottled water and

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Speaker 1: I went to go put it on the shelf, and

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Speaker 1: the bottles won't stand up because they barely use any

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Speaker 1: plastic anymore. So the bottles were like tilting. I was.

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Speaker 1: It was the worst thing ever. I can't believe it.

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Speaker 1: So I had to hold on back up. That's the

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Speaker 1: worst thing ever. It's the first world problem, the bottle.

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Speaker 1: You can't kill the environment the way you used to

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Speaker 1: get a filter. We really are spoiled, little assholes. Those

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Speaker 1: That was one of my favorite shows on Netflix, the

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Speaker 1: Ballet Show. Right, that's what it was one of my

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Speaker 1: favorite Season two. All right, how much time do we have?

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Speaker 1: I don't think we're going to fill up our entire

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Speaker 1: fifteen We get on here and bitch and goodbye, and

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Speaker 1: I think we we've given them more in the past.

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Speaker 1: Couple of things. We went over for something. This is

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Speaker 1: gonna be a first world problem for the people watch

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Speaker 1: and listening to this, Oh my god, they didn't give

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Speaker 1: me a full fifteen minutes on the fifteen minute Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: I said, have a beautiful day. We love you. Twelu

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