Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three, twenty three,
Speaker 1: Episode three.
Speaker 2: Of Dead Ailey's I Guys Stay.
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Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 1: into America share consciousness and start out coming in a
Speaker 1: little hot, but then I adjust the volume.
Speaker 4: On my mic. Oh, I thought that might be a
Speaker 4: little right, justin, I'm so sorry. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Our superroducer, Justin steps away for a moment, is like, hey,
Speaker 1: can you guys handle this shit? Just like start start
Speaker 1: the recording off without me, and I'm like, fucking with
Speaker 1: level immediately, Just fuck the bed.
Speaker 4: I'm peaking. I'm peaking. I'm peaking.
Speaker 1: Anyways, I forget how far I got. But it is Wednesday,
Speaker 1: January thirty first, twenty twenty four. How the fuck is
Speaker 1: it still January?
Speaker 4: It's over. It's over. It's over, and we're on the
Speaker 4: precipice of Black History Month, limping across the finish line. Uh,
Speaker 4: And I think, what this is a leapier too, isn't Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's talking about to get twenty February is gonna be long. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I blame the months and the year. Nothing to do
Speaker 1: with our circumstances or anything like that. It's not just God,
Speaker 1: this January was too long, guys.
Speaker 4: Dang it. Well, guess what. Dang it? It is January thirty. First,
Speaker 4: that means it's National Hot Chocolate Day, It's Inspire your
Speaker 4: Heart with Art Day and National Backward Day. What a
Speaker 4: this feels like? This feels like an elementary school teachers
Speaker 4: like day today. Yeah, like we're.
Speaker 1: Gonna have hot We're gonna inspire your heart with some
Speaker 1: hand We're gonna do stuff a little bit backwards.
Speaker 4: Yeah, every I wore my smock. My I wore my
Speaker 4: art smock backwards. Did you do you remember like in
Speaker 4: elementary school, into the art project, the art smocks would
Speaker 4: be like the most fucked up T shirts they've been
Speaker 4: using for like twenty years to like put over your
Speaker 4: clothes and they all fucking just smell weird and shit.
Speaker 4: I just that's like one of my most like dominant
Speaker 4: memories about doing art in elementary school was having to
Speaker 4: wear like a shitty T shirt over our clothes, like
Speaker 4: a T shirt worn by someone in the fifties. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's like dead now, yeah, like just little holes of
Speaker 4: paint like one of the students that was killed at
Speaker 4: like Kent state like clothing they were wearing somehow made
Speaker 4: it into like a donation box of a Lutheran elementary school.
Speaker 4: And I'm wearing that two finger paint if it fall
Speaker 4: did well.
Speaker 1: My name is Jack O'Brien aka Jack five Freddy aka
Speaker 1: five Nights Jack five Freddy Those aka's courtesy of Miles
Speaker 1: and our guests today. So I didn't have one coming in,
Speaker 1: but me being an old head hip hop, I think
Speaker 1: DJs need to cart the big thing of vinyl around
Speaker 1: with them because I can hear the warmth of the vinyl.
Speaker 4: They need to hear it, some old head. I'm thrilled
Speaker 4: to be joined as always by my co host, mister
Speaker 4: Miles Grand Miles Gray aka Dreams Dreams, Dream Dreams I
Speaker 4: wanna get. I can't get to high dreams dreams dreams.
Speaker 4: I want to dream, so I can't get too high.
Speaker 4: No do do do do? Do? Do? Do? Bounce him
Speaker 4: so I can't dream anyway. That's for the tune of
Speaker 4: Dreams by Beck. That's some ladder day beckshit right yes
Speaker 4: for the real backheads if you're still fucking with that
Speaker 4: track and shout out to Best Senior Fold twelve twenty
Speaker 4: nine on the discord for that because I am balancing
Speaker 4: my high so I can't dream I had a dream this.
Speaker 4: I'll just I'll let you all in. I want to
Speaker 4: my my dream I had this morning or this this
Speaker 4: last night. My son, the geist Child, he has this
Speaker 4: thing where he cannot pet our dog without just fucking
Speaker 4: grabbing a bunch of the fur, and were like, look
Speaker 4: on me, but like because he's still learning how to
Speaker 4: do like be gentle gentle, and we're always like I'm
Speaker 4: on gentle gentle or like in Japanese, yes, yes, stay yes,
Speaker 4: And he my dream was my dog Rimby was petting
Speaker 4: the geist Child very gently, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: there you go. And I had it all inverted in
Speaker 4: my brain anyway. So that's where I'm at.
Speaker 1: My dreams beautiful, Yeah, that's Your dreams are like so
Speaker 1: concrete there, you're your dream world is really producing for you.
Speaker 1: It's just like here is a visual metal thinking. You're like,
Speaker 1: here's a contained visual metaphor for My dreams are so
Speaker 1: weird and like they're just like parts of my unconscious
Speaker 1: leaking into other parts.
Speaker 4: That doesn't doesn't make sense. You can't even like put
Speaker 4: it into words. Yeah, it happens.
Speaker 3: That's just how like sick they are.
Speaker 4: Man, I'm probably like ignoring all the other stuff around,
Speaker 4: like the environment. I'm like, well, I wasn't a burning
Speaker 4: plane and there were Nazis in the cockpit, but I
Speaker 4: was just always Yeah, I guess I forgot about the
Speaker 4: texture of it. I just saw the pet petting my
Speaker 4: baby on NF. I mean, that's a beautiful thing. Miles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we are thrilled to be joined in our third
Speaker 1: seat by a brilliant and talented writer and podcasters right
Speaker 1: for publications like The New York Times, The New Yorker,
Speaker 1: The New York Review book GQ. She was a co
Speaker 1: host of the legendary podcast Girls and Hoodies and Night Call,
Speaker 1: the writer creator and host of the legendary podcast High
Speaker 1: World The Heidi Flight Story.
Speaker 4: Please welcome back to the show.
Speaker 2: Molly Lambert, Mollie Lambert aka Molly the mini Horse not
Speaker 2: a stallion mini horse? Sort?
Speaker 4: Are your feet big? Not a pony big feet?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: But I you know I'm big of spirit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course, of course, Yeah, that's Jack. Did you
Speaker 4: ever end up hearing the Nicki Mina's track about because
Speaker 4: I mean, first of all, making a sign definitely cooked
Speaker 4: Nicki Minaj when her track Hiss, But then Bigfoot is
Speaker 4: just it's like it's now evolved into like a cause
Speaker 4: for concern for people who are like, ooh, it's a cause.
Speaker 2: For concern I do. The thing that I was enjoying
Speaker 2: was Drake's responses to getting called out for having etched
Speaker 2: on apps yeah, which is that he keeps posting all
Speaker 2: of his posts on Instagram are like I'm not mad,
Speaker 2: I'm laughing. Actually yeah, they're like, thank you for reminding
Speaker 2: me that I love myself and I'm amazing and I
Speaker 2: couldn't have done that without you, without ever addressing me again,
Speaker 2: just being like, yeah, I guess I'm so amazing that
Speaker 2: it makes people uncomfortable and that's you know, and he's
Speaker 2: wearing all these like big suits, all these like yeah,
Speaker 2: stop making sense big suits.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, he's gone full David Byrne. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he's like the latest one was he was he wearing
Speaker 4: like a big white coat or something. Recent.
Speaker 2: That's like his thing right now is posting a shot
Speaker 2: in like this big suit. It kind of also looks
Speaker 2: like like when Jordan was wearing big suits.
Speaker 4: Right at the time, you know, yeah, Jordan was wearing
Speaker 4: big suits for the last forty years, and then the
Speaker 4: captions are all like, I actually love my haters. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's so funny, like when people get cooked and then
Speaker 4: they do like I actually think this is funny. Like actually,
Speaker 4: like you are funny to me. That's the universal white flag,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Doing the like I'm I'm not owned at all. Actually
Speaker 2: I am laughing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm actually just leased. I'm not owned, So it
Speaker 4: just appears that way, but it's a lease. It's temporary.
Speaker 4: How could I be owned if I'm laughing so hard
Speaker 4: and there's just like tears streaming down it. His giant
Speaker 4: coat there was like I've always seen the giant coats
Speaker 4: on the runways and I've been expecting for them to
Speaker 4: like make it over. You know, you know the ones
Speaker 4: I'm talking about that are like five inches beyond your hands,
Speaker 4: like those Yeah, have you ever seen those on the runway. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm expecting them to eventually cross over. Maybe Drake will
Speaker 4: be the one who finally makes it happen to stop
Speaker 4: making sense suit. Well, remember Kyle Kuzma was was wearing
Speaker 4: like super long sleeve sweaters and stuff, and people were
Speaker 4: like you look like that scene in Beetlejuice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the thing the fashion industry has been like, no,
Speaker 1: but for real this time, guys. Yeah, this is absolutely
Speaker 1: because I've seen some people rocket, but it's never like
Speaker 1: trickled all the way down.
Speaker 2: Also one of Drake's responses, I want to just read it, please.
Speaker 2: I spend my mornings that start at two pm preoccupied
Speaker 2: trying to check off the lists I prepare every night.
Speaker 2: If you're looking for a good morning text at eleven am,
Speaker 2: I am not your guy.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 2: Went to my friend and she said he's got a kid.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, the only bed in his mom I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: And I love being like I wake up at two
Speaker 2: pm and it's actually a flex.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like because I have depression. There's some other
Speaker 4: ones where he was like making his like weird cocktail
Speaker 4: he drinks all the time, and then like like just
Speaker 4: it was like him alone in his big mansion and
Speaker 4: he's just like you do you are so fucking sad, dude,
Speaker 4: Just please just leave us all alone with this sad
Speaker 4: boy content.
Speaker 1: It's uh so wait just to so I get the
Speaker 1: sequence of events correct. So Meghan talked about his painted
Speaker 1: on abs in her distres her response to Nikki.
Speaker 2: She responded to everybody everybody in her song hiss okay,
Speaker 2: and then everybody responded back in various states of distress.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Nicki Minaj sort of telegraphed most of the bars
Speaker 4: she had through tweets before dropping the tracks. Everyone's like, yeah,
Speaker 4: we read the tweets, but then there's like a lot
Speaker 4: of mumbling. It's like it's and so just came before
Speaker 4: the Nicki minach Yeah, the latest Nikki all right, yeah,
Speaker 4: but they've been you guys have I'm five Jack Freddy
Speaker 4: or this is old school, You're like, on, this is Micky.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were raising, they were raising the roof.
Speaker 4: Jack love it. I call him nick nick manach Yeah, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 4: Mickey manach Man. I just remember when we were fighting
Speaker 4: for our right to party, you know what, That brass
Speaker 4: monk just going to the fever.
Speaker 2: It seems like one of those things though, where sometimes
Speaker 2: a rap beef is like good for everyone involved because
Speaker 2: then spurs them all to greatness.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why Drake is like, thank you.
Speaker 4: Actually, thank you. I'm gonna cry in my big suit
Speaker 4: and drink apparol spritzes or whatever.
Speaker 2: He calls them doing the Eminem thing of only coming
Speaker 2: for women. Yeah, not coming for anyone who.
Speaker 4: Is only women and Moby, Yeah I'm tough, watch me
Speaker 4: come after and vegan. Guy.
Speaker 2: I also saw there was like Eminem was at the
Speaker 2: one of the like the Detroit Lions game, and yeah,
Speaker 2: they like cut to him in the crowd. I just
Speaker 2: saw like a clip of them of him in the crowd,
Speaker 2: and he looks exactly like when Mariah Carey dressed up
Speaker 2: as him in the Obsessed video. He has become he
Speaker 2: has turned into the Mariah's prophecy.
Speaker 4: Because his beard looks painted on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it is, because he's dying his beard for sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just like it's just such a weird.
Speaker 2: Like why do you have don't have a beard?
Speaker 4: Just like.
Speaker 2: You know, dire and bleach it out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, people like or just let let us see your
Speaker 4: little baby face Marshall.
Speaker 2: Yeah doesn't he doesn't. He look just like now, can
Speaker 2: we pull up Mariah in the Obsessed video.
Speaker 1: I was just trying to find the Mariah in the
Speaker 1: Obsessed video. Yeah, someone was like, he looks less like
Speaker 1: Eminem and more like Eric.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 4: Oh man, she kind of looks like apon Crockett pretending
Speaker 4: to be cosplaying his eminem there. That's a very and
Speaker 4: of course know who that is. That's that's a deep
Speaker 4: cup if you know, you know, shout out to those
Speaker 4: that do. All right, we're.
Speaker 1: Gonna get to know you, Molly a little bit better
Speaker 1: in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners a
Speaker 1: couple of things we're talking about. We're gonna just talk
Speaker 1: about Taylor Swift because that's what the media is doing now,
Speaker 1: like there's nothing.
Speaker 4: Really to talk about. But it's just like there's so
Speaker 4: much energy and interest there that they've created a conspiracy
Speaker 4: that has now spanned a couple of days of the
Speaker 4: news cycle. It makes zero sense. So we'll talk about that.
Speaker 4: We'll talk about.
Speaker 1: Everybody trauma dumping on Elmo, so we'll check in with
Speaker 1: that plenty more. But first, Molly, we do like to
Speaker 1: ask our guests, what is something from your search history?
Speaker 2: Wow, guess you prepared for the first time effort?
Speaker 3: Not you?
Speaker 2: No, it's me.
Speaker 4: I was gonna guess that, but Miles guest, not you.
Speaker 4: I was like, no, not you, somebody else, don't tell
Speaker 4: me that.
Speaker 2: All I do is like a TikTok Now, and my
Speaker 2: latest search on TikTok was for cool animals and whatever
Speaker 2: shows me too many people? I like, talk to it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, show cute, funny animals And.
Speaker 4: What did you come? Did you see anything?
Speaker 2: Bin to wrong? What a binter wrong?
Speaker 4: Bin wrong?
Speaker 2: Look it up? You ever seen a binter wrong? They're
Speaker 2: so cute and weird they are.
Speaker 4: It's like a little like a raccoon thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a cool animal.
Speaker 4: Wow, binter wrong?
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 2: Meet me looking up bin to wrongs all day.
Speaker 1: See this is what TikTok so I. I just asked
Speaker 1: the TikTok of my generation Google for cool animals and
Speaker 1: they didn't give me ship.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Google sucks now, yeah, I will say. Actually, the Google
Speaker 2: image search has been ruined by ai. Have you guys
Speaker 2: noticed this? If you look for something, now you can
Speaker 2: look for anything on Google image Search, which used to
Speaker 2: be good, and now all it shows you is AI
Speaker 2: generated images from all these free AI generating sites that
Speaker 2: it's like, oh, you wanted to see like a picture
Speaker 2: of like Jesus drinking a cup of coffee, here's like
Speaker 2: a hundred AI generated you know you can use them?
Speaker 4: Wait? Really? Yeah? You can hardly find the real picture
Speaker 4: of Jesus drinking a cup of coffee, Jesus working as barista,
Speaker 4: let's see. But yeah, this shit is all real basic.
Speaker 4: They don't have been to wrong.
Speaker 6: Is that what it is?
Speaker 4: Been?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Been? Oh shit, yeah, like open art. Yeah you really
Speaker 4: did just serve me a fucking dumb ass picture of
Speaker 4: a guy with great hair and a beard with a
Speaker 4: just working on something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what happens. It just shows you this open
Speaker 2: AI thing where it's like, oh, you want to see
Speaker 2: this thing, we'll make it for you and then you
Speaker 2: can use it for free. And they're all terrible. They're
Speaker 2: all terrible AI combinations of like images.
Speaker 4: In this one, Jesus is wearing heavy eyeliner for some reason.
Speaker 2: Because you wear eyeliner in the desert to keep it
Speaker 2: out of it, out of your eyes, keep it fat out.
Speaker 4: Of your eyes exactly. Oh, it makes sense to me.
Speaker 4: The earliest form of EyeBlack was just the thick eye
Speaker 4: makeup for Jesus. But obviously a lot of people don't
Speaker 4: know Jesus was rocking eye black out there in the desert,
Speaker 4: like John Randall, the Viking style radius all over his face.
Speaker 4: Another washed reference for them out there what is molly
Speaker 4: something that you think is overrated?
Speaker 2: Okay, overrated? I'm gonna say wine, the beverage wine.
Speaker 4: Speaking of Jesus, the beverage wine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, more like sleepy time.
Speaker 1: When you go to a restaurant, do you say, do
Speaker 1: you have any of the beverage wine? I mean, presumably not,
Speaker 1: since you think it's overrated?
Speaker 2: Do you have my least favorite soda wine?
Speaker 4: Wait? What's your beef with wine? What happened?
Speaker 2: I just don't like it. I don't think it's good.
Speaker 2: I think it's like I don't get it. You see,
Speaker 2: like one of those things are like when you'll develop
Speaker 2: an adult taste for it, and I just never have, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Same.
Speaker 1: It feels like they invented it. It was one of
Speaker 1: the first things they invented to get people drunk, and
Speaker 1: people were like, well, I like being drunk a lot,
Speaker 1: and so we'll like invent this whole system of meaning
Speaker 1: around like the different Yeah, I can't tell it unpleasant
Speaker 1: unpleasant flavors, you know, And yeah, it's just been coasting
Speaker 1: off of the inertia of being one of the first
Speaker 1: things people invented to get drunk off of.
Speaker 2: People just also, people love the like all the different kinds,
Speaker 2: and I truly cannot tell the difference between any of them.
Speaker 2: I think they all taste the same and not fair.
Speaker 4: If Mike's hard had been invented in biblical times, do
Speaker 4: you think that Mike's hard would be much bigger than wine? Oh?
Speaker 2: Christ's hard lemonade?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Christ heard Christ's blood lemonade. Oh that's the
Speaker 4: that's the raspberry one. That one's good. Yeah, this one,
Speaker 4: he's jaundiced, the yellow one. We put that one in
Speaker 4: the in the cup for everybody for the Eucharist and in
Speaker 4: that desert too long without the eye black.
Speaker 2: Maybe if they put a little diet coke in the
Speaker 2: Eucharist cup, people be more into it.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, diet coke and red wine. Shout out to
Speaker 4: my buddy Craig, who that's all he drank and Spain. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't know. He told me he invented it. No, Oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: he might not have told me. I just thought he
Speaker 4: brought it.
Speaker 2: He brought it back to America, right exactly.
Speaker 4: I wonder if when Jesus was in the desert and
Speaker 4: Satan will is tempting him, if one of the things
Speaker 4: he offered him they got cut out was EyeBlack just
Speaker 4: to like, you know, oh yeah, a little bit, or
Speaker 4: like ice water, ice water. I think water might have
Speaker 4: been one of the things I feel.
Speaker 2: I feel like Satan's make up beat must be amazing.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Was laid laid to the gods.
Speaker 4: Oh all the way geese to the gods. When when
Speaker 4: Lucifer gets he gets that geche on. Who get the
Speaker 4: fun people talk.
Speaker 2: About like the sassy man epidemic, It's like, that's what
Speaker 2: I imagined, Like like Lucifer is like, oh yeah, sassist.
Speaker 4: Lucifer would be like, just like, don't come for me. Ho,
Speaker 4: I will fucking I will fuck your whole ship up.
Speaker 4: Like that's kind of Lucifer's things, like if you leave
Speaker 4: me alone, I'm good. I'm not gonna come for you.
Speaker 4: But if you want to say some ship, I will
Speaker 4: fucking burn your whole ship down with his mouth. When
Speaker 4: Jesus was serving bread and wine, Lucifer was serving cunt.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, wow, Wow, he's done it. He's done it.
Speaker 4: I did it.
Speaker 3: I did it right right now.
Speaker 4: Five Jack Freddy, Well, it's something you think is underrated.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say water, plain water, mmm, I think is underrated.
Speaker 2: As a beverage.
Speaker 4: I think people are you on that water talk?
Speaker 2: Well, I think the water talk where people put stuff
Speaker 2: in water. Yeah, it's like absolutely baffling to me. Or
Speaker 2: the people get the big the Stanley cups and they
Speaker 2: make like drinks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, powders and yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Pills and potions. Truly, I'm like, why would you can't
Speaker 2: improve on the taste of water.
Speaker 4: But that's the thing that a lot of those people,
Speaker 4: like I can't stand that water has no flavor?
Speaker 2: What the yeah, like, oh, the building block of life
Speaker 2: isn't good enough for you fucking maniacs. And they're just
Speaker 2: like dumping like sugar, like like aspartame in it make
Speaker 2: it taste more like diet coke. Right, I think, nice
Speaker 2: glass of water if you're in the desert.
Speaker 4: Better than wine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would be mad if Jesus turned it into
Speaker 2: a wine. I'd be like, give me back water.
Speaker 4: Hey, can you turn this back? Actually, dude, we're like, yeah, hydrated,
Speaker 4: I mean, get.
Speaker 2: So dehydrated in the desert. Keeps turning it into wine.
Speaker 4: Also, it's like a Pinot noir. Man, this thing's fucking
Speaker 4: full body.
Speaker 2: Dude, Like you can't tell, can't tell the difference.
Speaker 4: I can I can't. I can tell like certain things
Speaker 4: where I'm like, oh, this shit got it, like this
Speaker 4: is a lot like versus this one's lighter. But yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't have like to your point, I always thought
Speaker 4: like I would eventually be like on that wine shit,
Speaker 4: but I just don't. It just hasn't quite come from.
Speaker 2: A lot of alcohol. Is that they're like, oh, you'll
Speaker 2: you'll get it when you're older, you'll understand, you know,
Speaker 2: you'll develop taste for it. No, No, it tastes like gasoline.
Speaker 4: Give me them terpenes. I'll tell you about those, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean, I can fucking we'll walk you
Speaker 4: through those.
Speaker 2: Give me them terpenes.
Speaker 4: You'll start to like the taste when you get sadder
Speaker 4: and need this to make you less sad. Yeah, no,
Speaker 4: it just makes me sleepy, right. Yeah. Wine was never
Speaker 4: my thing.
Speaker 2: I don't understand how people drink it out in public
Speaker 2: because it's also I'm just like, then it's like nap time.
Speaker 4: A red wine. Yeah, just give me a fucking glass
Speaker 4: of Nike, will you know, give me a pill sleepy
Speaker 4: time tea. Give me a fucking pillow over my face.
Speaker 2: Did you see the thing about white women gentrifying Lean.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, yes I saw they believe Yes, did
Speaker 4: she put the Jolly Ranchers in? Everything was?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's been a thing. There's been a lot of
Speaker 2: stuff about this, like the Sleepy Time mocktail, which yeah,
Speaker 2: I definitely do. Also do with the tart cherry juice
Speaker 2: I think I talked about on the show before. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and somebody was like, check out this sleepy Girl mocktail.
Speaker 2: It's robituscin in sprite.
Speaker 4: I'm like, wow. Also like it's not pro math, it's
Speaker 4: it's not that walk, you know what I mean. That's
Speaker 4: when you'll know when they're like, y'all, I got this.
Speaker 4: It's my new brand activist. This is the one that's
Speaker 4: so hard to get, like a white woman taking advantage
Speaker 4: of the fact that like Lean isn't being really mass
Speaker 4: produced like the way it.
Speaker 2: Was artisanal Lean.
Speaker 4: Are they drinking out of styrofoam cups? Yeah, gotta have
Speaker 4: a double cup. Gotta have a double cup.
Speaker 6: Yay.
Speaker 4: When my kids ask mom what's in the cup? Like
Speaker 4: Lil Wayne, I don't know if you heard, If you
Speaker 4: guys remember that anyway, So that's what I do. But
Speaker 4: have you seen like when you go. I was at
Speaker 4: the pharmacy recently and I noticed a small placard that's like, yo,
Speaker 4: starting like on this day, like we will no longer
Speaker 4: have fucking coughs are up, just so you know, like
Speaker 4: we are not carrying that ship anymore. I don't know
Speaker 4: if that's all over you white women. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift's got that lean up in her cup.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, can you imagine she just needs a
Speaker 4: zip in a double cup cup.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's getting high as fuck.
Speaker 4: I'm getting I'm getting high.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 1: Well, let's uh, speaking of Taylor Swift and getting high
Speaker 1: as fuck, let's take a quick break and we're gonna
Speaker 1: come back and uh, just hough on this Taylor Swift controversy.
Speaker 4: Some new Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3: Right, and we're back.
Speaker 1: We're back, and this Taylor Swift story just won't quit
Speaker 1: that people. People have some have some theories as to
Speaker 1: how the Chiefs made it to the Super Bowl. I mean,
Speaker 1: the Chiefs in the Super Bowl. They've made it only
Speaker 1: four of the last five Super Bowls. How could they
Speaker 1: have possibly gotten here?
Speaker 4: I was gonna say what I mean, I'm not an
Speaker 4: NFL fan, but like at the beginning of the season
Speaker 4: would have been absolutely absurd to think that the Chiefs
Speaker 4: would have gotten close to being in the Super Bowl. No,
Speaker 4: they would have been the favorite or one of the things.
Speaker 4: They won the championship last year exactly. That's I love
Speaker 4: that they're like, yo, man, this whole fucking shit's engineered.
Speaker 4: So we touched on the frantic screamings of the right
Speaker 4: after the Chiefs booked their ticket to the Super Bowl,
Speaker 4: and you know, we talked about the all these conspiracies
Speaker 4: that came out Vivic. Ramaswami was like, you'll see this
Speaker 4: completely fake, propped up, engineered duo to help Joe Byron.
Speaker 4: It'll it'll You'll see the impact it'll have in a
Speaker 4: few months. And now it's only gotten like more momentum
Speaker 4: since then. I thought it would just be like, okay,
Speaker 4: in passing, like you just want to say something about
Speaker 4: the fear of Taylor Swift. But on Newsmax, they really
Speaker 4: went to an interesting level with a combination of satanic
Speaker 4: panic and anti Semitism. George Soros Bookiyman kind of Shit.
Speaker 4: Allison Steinberg, who has a show on Newsmax, regurgitated basically
Speaker 4: a combination of Ramaswamy's tweet like almost word for word,
Speaker 4: which is very weird. I was like, you're saying the
Speaker 4: vivid Ramaswami tweet but pretending passing it off is your
Speaker 4: own words. And also a combination of like the debunked
Speaker 4: Pentagon Nato psyop where Taylor Swift was seen as an
Speaker 4: asset that we also talked about a couple weeks ago,
Speaker 4: where that was merely like just not even it was
Speaker 4: hype ethetical about how a celebrity would use their influence
Speaker 4: on the internet. And I think they also talk to
Speaker 4: you some Game of Thrones characters as an example. But anyway,
Speaker 4: let's just allow her to first let people know how like,
Speaker 4: what's really going on here? What are the Democrats really trying?
Speaker 4: What's their endgame here? With all this Taylor Swift crap.
Speaker 7: Guys by and can't seem to turn off. The question is,
Speaker 7: with the wide open border and millions of illegals pouring
Speaker 7: and daily, the stealing at the ballot boxes and censoring
Speaker 7: conservative news and Republican incumbents being removed from the ballot
Speaker 7: and financing Nikki Haley and so on, why do the
Speaker 7: powers that be need this dynamic duo to sway the vote?
Speaker 7: Don't they have enough dirty tricks up their sleeves as
Speaker 7: it is. Think about it, Well, Taylor Swift is really
Speaker 7: owned by Soros, we might actually have a rare chance
Speaker 7: to unite against him using Taylor Swift as the trojan horse.
Speaker 7: Instead of pushing the alphabet mafia and murdering of babies
Speaker 7: to her fans, she'd be warning about the dangers of
Speaker 7: the corrupt elites.
Speaker 4: Anyway, goes on there. Wow, this oughts to do with
Speaker 4: the fact that like Soros apparently was like or his
Speaker 4: one of his companies was an investor in buying her catalog.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's crazy is that. Taylor Swift also posted something
Speaker 2: once that was kind of dog whistling about Soros and
Speaker 2: people were like, oh, man.
Speaker 4: Like Taylor, why did they show that, Cliff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's on your son kind about the new World Order.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I don't know, like what exactly you know?
Speaker 4: That was her take. And then Greg Kelly, who we
Speaker 4: also talked about a couple like, I think last week
Speaker 4: when Trump had misidentified Nikki Haley as Nancy Pelosi, and
Speaker 4: he was like, actually he was deploying his sinility tactically
Speaker 4: to highlight Pelosi's role in January sixth and really spun
Speaker 4: that shit. He's trying a more as I would say,
Speaker 4: christ based attack on Taylor Swift and why she needs
Speaker 4: to be ignored or at least people need to be
Speaker 4: warned about, you know, at double hockey Sticks if you
Speaker 4: go down this road with Taylor.
Speaker 8: I kind of have a problem though, with the hardcore
Speaker 8: Taylor Swift fans. They are totally over the top worshiping
Speaker 8: this woman. Have you seen any of the pictures of
Speaker 8: her in concert? I wouldn't go myself. I don't do
Speaker 8: that kind of thing anymore. But I think what they
Speaker 8: call it is they're elevating her to an idol idolatry.
Speaker 8: This is a little bit what idolatry I think looks like.
Speaker 8: And you're not supposed to do that.
Speaker 6: In fact, if you look it up in the Bible,
Speaker 6: its sin.
Speaker 3: So I don't like that.
Speaker 4: You're not supposed to do that. I thought he just so.
Speaker 1: He acts like he just invented the term like pop
Speaker 1: idol there, like where he just heard it for the
Speaker 1: first time, like we've.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm really making a lot of sense
Speaker 2: to me, Like why you fear that?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Are you? Are you worried about the state of
Speaker 4: your soul in eternity, Molly as you it's like like
Speaker 4: pop idols.
Speaker 2: And then I was like, wow, worshiping false idols.
Speaker 4: Yeah, damn go on, Greg Kelly, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Like it's like, sir y'all worship at the altar of
Speaker 4: Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: Well, it's also funny that they're like, yeah, normally we
Speaker 2: like football, but now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we love we love the racist name, the problematically
Speaker 4: named football team from from Missouri, right, and the white
Speaker 4: guys they're like.
Speaker 2: This Kansas, Kansas City team with the racist name is
Speaker 2: two woke, right, right.
Speaker 1: I think they're right to connect this to idolatry and
Speaker 1: the idea that Taylor Swift and like big stars have
Speaker 1: come to replace. We've talked about this idea before, but
Speaker 1: like the the size and fervor with which people are
Speaker 1: devoted to their favorite musicians, Like we saw a bunch
Speaker 1: of people like Dry being their favorite musician to like
Speaker 1: number one, like voting basically just like playing the thing,
Speaker 1: playing their songs over and over again as a form
Speaker 1: of devotion to Like I think it was Britney Spears
Speaker 1: over the weekend, but like that is a new Yeah.
Speaker 4: And then Nikki obviously, but look, Jesus.
Speaker 2: Fans of Jesus are the original barbs.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, yeah, but that has gone As that has
Speaker 4: gone down, and as more and more people identify as
Speaker 4: like no religion, this is kind of what has come
Speaker 4: into replace it, like Star Wars fandom, Taylor Swift fandom,
Speaker 4: And I don't think they're wrong.
Speaker 1: I just think they're wrong to be so upset about
Speaker 1: it because they're doing the exact same thing with Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: People shouldn't worship famous people, but they're like, you're worshiping
Speaker 2: the wrong famous.
Speaker 4: People worship this fuck face? Please right, you worship our Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, I know, because I saw people too being like what,
Speaker 2: I'm why, don't maga? People love Taylor Swift and Travis
Speaker 2: Kelcey the all American prom queen and king kind of thing,
Speaker 2: but you know it's also Travis Kelcey did a did
Speaker 2: a vaccine commercial. You mean he's mister, So they do
Speaker 2: think this is kind of a brand alignment. Now I'm
Speaker 2: gonna put on my tinpoil hat.
Speaker 4: Here go ahead.
Speaker 2: There are people who who do think the Taylor and
Speaker 2: Travis thing is sort of a PR stunt. They're moving
Speaker 2: really fast.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't surprise me.
Speaker 2: Well, here, I'll tell you my real opinion, my non
Speaker 2: crazy real opinion, is that she's trying to get back
Speaker 2: at her ex boyfriend. She she was in a relationship,
Speaker 2: No if Joe Alwin, the British guy, she was in
Speaker 2: a relationship, not the racist guy. She's a relationship that
Speaker 2: was her first attempt to get back at the boyfriend.
Speaker 2: She was in a relationship for six years that she
Speaker 2: thought I think was gonna culminated, Mayor, and then instead
Speaker 2: he dumped her, and she's very hurt. But she's also
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift, so she's like, I'm gonna use my huge
Speaker 2: public platform to make him feel bad, and then instead
Speaker 2: I think it's sort of maybe making that ex boyfriend
Speaker 2: think he made the right decision because he was the
Speaker 2: one who didn't like all the publicity stuff that goes
Speaker 2: along with the Taylor Swift circus. And I think she's
Speaker 2: kind of acting out what she would like to be
Speaker 2: happening in her personal life. And her and Travis Kelcey
Speaker 2: are kind of shit because like it makes sense everybody,
Speaker 2: just everybody seeing all these Taylor Swift friends like freaking
Speaker 2: out about them kissing on the field, you know, after
Speaker 2: the game and being like he's gonna propose when the
Speaker 2: Chiefs win, He's gonna propose on the field, And then
Speaker 2: somebody else was like, yeah, they've been dating for four months, right, yeah, right,
Speaker 2: you know, and like I do think her whole thing
Speaker 2: is this kind of fantasy image of like, you know,
Speaker 2: falling in love and being like the perfect all American gal,
Speaker 2: But like she's got to know on some level that like,
Speaker 2: you can't marry somebody you've only been dating for four months,
Speaker 2: even if America wants you to.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's already like we already know what that album
Speaker 4: sounds like, like rushing it after four months kind of.
Speaker 2: But that just seems like a thing you do after
Speaker 2: you've been in a long ass relationship that you thought
Speaker 2: you were going to be settled down and then you're like, Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm ready to be fucking settled down.
Speaker 4: Who's around, Like, who's the next person?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I'm ready to get married And that guy
Speaker 2: didn't want to marry me, so like, oh, this football
Speaker 2: player might want to marry me because as a brand alignment,
Speaker 2: it makes a lot of sense for both of us.
Speaker 2: And he's an athlete who might want to retire and
Speaker 2: then he could be mister Taylor Swift. And he seems
Speaker 2: to be the first of her boyfriends ever who really
Speaker 2: likes being mister Taylor Swift. Which is a big thing
Speaker 2: she needs in somebody is that they have to be
Speaker 2: willing to like be a fucking idiot for her publicly.
Speaker 2: You know, she doesn't want a private relationship. She wants
Speaker 2: a public relationship. And he's a football star.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think that's one of the unique skills that she has,
Speaker 1: is that she is a public figure, like to her core, right,
Speaker 1: there's no part of her that is like, I'm secretly
Speaker 1: a private person, but I'm like playing this role. I
Speaker 1: think that like any feelings she has for him are
Speaker 1: like tied up with understanding what that would like. I
Speaker 1: feel like she's camera aware when she's in a room
Speaker 1: by herself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely. And I think she's very insecure, and so
Speaker 2: she needs everybody to see that a man wants to
Speaker 2: kiss her in front of everybody, you know, right, I
Speaker 2: think you don't get that famous unless you're seeking validation.
Speaker 2: She seems like she seeking the public's validation of like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm I'm awesome, right, everybody wants me to be their
Speaker 2: girlfriend because I'm.
Speaker 4: The best, right Yeah. Yeah, I mean with the Republicans too,
Speaker 4: Like it seems like a lot of this. I mean
Speaker 4: and I did that analysis. I wish they would do that.
Speaker 4: They're like starting to be like just reading her to
Speaker 4: be like that's how they're going to get her to
Speaker 4: go the other way. They're like, we know what's up, Taylor,
Speaker 4: Like you want this to work so bad?
Speaker 2: No, I know what's up. But I think she wants
Speaker 2: Joe Alwin to see these clips of her, like, you know,
Speaker 2: spinning around on the field kissing this other guy and
Speaker 2: be like, damn, I fucked up, right, you know.
Speaker 4: And he's like English, He's like there's only one football love.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so good.
Speaker 4: And she's like do you like this? How's this? Joe?
Speaker 2: He did something amazing, which is that on her birthday,
Speaker 2: when everybody was like expecting him to look, you know,
Speaker 2: looking to see if he would post something on her birthday,
Speaker 2: he posted a pro Palestine thing.
Speaker 4: Mmmm. That was oh wow, just because he knew there'd
Speaker 4: be so much attention. Joe Alwin Yeah interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I think he's you know, because people are
Speaker 2: also like, oh, he kind of like tamp down that
Speaker 2: part of her that's like needs the validation all the time,
Speaker 2: and that's why she was kind of quiet for a
Speaker 2: few years. And then when they broke up, it's like
Speaker 2: the part of her that needs that public exposure just
Speaker 2: went crazy and right. And it's happened before where she's
Speaker 2: gotten so overexposed that people are like sick of her.
Speaker 2: And she's definitely headed that direction again no matter what.
Speaker 4: So but we just needed to last till November and
Speaker 4: then go back into the.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, if the team loses, if they don't
Speaker 2: get to the super Bowl, and they don't win the
Speaker 2: super Bowl, like that relationship's over.
Speaker 4: I know, right, are people taking prop bets she leaves
Speaker 4: him for the quarterback of the forty nine ers.
Speaker 2: No, I mean, I mean I think she's also doing
Speaker 2: I do think this was sort of a publicist set
Speaker 2: up in the first place. You know that they were
Speaker 2: like he he allegedly was trying to get a famous
Speaker 2: girlfriend all year and was hitting up making the stallion
Speaker 2: apparently wow, Yeah, like he was. He was allegedly trying
Speaker 2: to become famous. Has this publicist That's why he hosted SNL.
Speaker 2: He wanted to be a name brand and dating Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2: Incredible way for everyone to do that. So I think
Speaker 2: even if they are a little bit playing it up
Speaker 2: for the cameras, like they seem to like each other enough.
Speaker 4: You know, a plus to that publicist.
Speaker 2: I think it's like they it's it's been pointed out
Speaker 2: that they both date like they they're not each other's
Speaker 2: usual types. Sure she dates little British guys.
Speaker 1: I mean, Moley Lambert, one of the great profilers and
Speaker 1: thinkers on celebrity. We're so lucky to have you for
Speaker 1: this conversation. I did not know about the Travis Kelsey
Speaker 1: that the idea that Travis Kelcey was like on a
Speaker 1: make me Famous tour and even consider dating Megan thee
Speaker 1: Stallion for a while. Where is that, like Dumont or
Speaker 1: where's that coming from?
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, basically, you know, yeah, sure, yeah. I
Speaker 2: mean people said there's somebody else he was trying to date.
Speaker 2: People said, basically he was looking to become a household name.
Speaker 2: He's got a podcast, as we all know with his brother.
Speaker 2: He's trying to become a sports personality who's more, you know,
Speaker 2: who's famous on top of being an athlete, so that
Speaker 2: when he's not in the NFL anymore. He can be
Speaker 2: like a famous sports personality who's on TV. That's why
Speaker 2: he hosted SNL because he, you know, wants people to think, Oh,
Speaker 2: he's funny for an athlete. He's kind of cool for
Speaker 2: an athlete. He's smart for a football player. Honestly, his
Speaker 2: podcast is pretty funny.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, yeah, look, I haven't listened to it,
Speaker 4: called Jack, you simply must.
Speaker 2: I like to dip into athlete podcasts. I listened to
Speaker 2: Tom Brady's podcast ones because I just how I imagined
Speaker 2: it in my head was being Tom Brady being like
Speaker 2: Tom Brady, brain don't work so good, right, mouth work fine.
Speaker 2: But you know, he talked about you. He said stuff
Speaker 2: about football he kind of had. I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: you've got I guess I've never heard him talk. He
Speaker 2: just looks like such a dummy that I assumed he
Speaker 2: would sound like one.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 2: Travis Kelce is like, I'm cool for a football player.
Speaker 4: I'm not like the other players.
Speaker 2: He's not like the other players. He's funny. He was
Speaker 2: good on SNL also, but like it's definitely like, you know,
Speaker 2: there's managers and agents involved in this. That part's not
Speaker 2: made up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, right, right, yeah, because I mean, like, you
Speaker 4: know that publicists and stuff will be like, here's a
Speaker 4: menu of options to keep you in the news, which
Speaker 4: one would you like to do? You know?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think her her first attempt to get
Speaker 2: back at the ex boyfriend, which was dating Maddy Healy
Speaker 2: from the nineteen seventy five like, didn't work and blew
Speaker 2: up in everybody's face kind of because he kept saying
Speaker 2: out of pocket things. Unclear how their relationship ended, either
Speaker 2: she dropped him because of the ice by stuff or
Speaker 2: he just disappeared because the heat got too hot. And
Speaker 2: then comes this opportunity to date a football player who
Speaker 2: is very famous and all American, and she's obsessed with
Speaker 2: looking like like she can keep a man that's like
Speaker 2: her main because look, because people that are she's never
Speaker 2: been in therapy famously, and I saw, you know, people
Speaker 2: that are her fans saying, oh, well, you know, she's broke,
Speaker 2: got out of this six year relationship. She should really
Speaker 2: take some time to work on herself before she gets
Speaker 2: in a serious relationship again. She should, like, you know,
Speaker 2: be with herself, be with see what she wants. And
Speaker 2: she doesn't do that.
Speaker 4: She doesn't find that she was like, she just conquers
Speaker 4: the world.
Speaker 2: She just needs a boyfriend because she needs everyone to
Speaker 2: know that she's like hot and desire ball and that's
Speaker 2: the way that she conveys it to the world, because
Speaker 2: she's like the most heteronormative person on earth. You know,
Speaker 2: She's like, no one will know I'm hot unless I'm
Speaker 2: dating a big hot football player.
Speaker 4: This big chunk of beef man. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean I think she's like addicted to the
Speaker 2: idea of being in love to an extent that maybe
Speaker 2: it doesn't even really matter who the guy is, you know,
Speaker 2: which I think is a lot of people are just
Speaker 2: kind of like, well I want to be married, so
Speaker 2: who who's going to marry me?
Speaker 4: Right? I mean just this like with the whole obsession
Speaker 4: with the right on Taylor, It's like, really, I'm still
Speaker 4: trying to figure out, like what the fuck is going.
Speaker 2: That's what's funny, is like her fans are like, wow,
Speaker 2: you know, fairytale love. She never gives up on love,
Speaker 2: and now she and Travis are in love. Right wing
Speaker 2: people are like, she's a sucubust. She's an unmarried woman
Speaker 2: in her thirties and she's all used up in her
Speaker 2: eggs are die. That's what I saw from the right
Speaker 2: wing as being like she encourages abortions and he's mister
Speaker 2: vaccine and together they're leading people away from the light
Speaker 2: of Christ over to the dark side.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the dark side of wokeism.
Speaker 2: And they're like and they're like, you guys, can't use
Speaker 2: this all American bullshit.
Speaker 4: That's our thing, right, I mean, a lot of the
Speaker 4: ink seems to be coming from this poll too recently
Speaker 4: came out that said eighteen percent of voters, not just
Speaker 4: Taylor Swift, fans of voters, said they would probably support
Speaker 4: whoever Taylor Swift supported, and then it also said that
Speaker 4: seventeen percent would be put off by a candidate that
Speaker 4: Swift supported. So like on Fox, you're like, well, that
Speaker 4: just cancels each other out, so we don't have to
Speaker 4: worry about this. We don't have to worry about this.
Speaker 4: But I don't, I mean whatever, that's there's like this
Speaker 4: really interesting fear and like I feel like this desperation
Speaker 4: about talking about her feels like twofold. Right. One is
Speaker 4: they're hell bent on winning by any means in November,
Speaker 4: So anything that could introduce any sort of wobble to
Speaker 4: their confidence is like fucking existential because they absolutely like
Speaker 4: you see all the fucking think tanks going all in
Speaker 4: on Project twenty twenty five and being ready to be like, yeah,
Speaker 4: let's just fucking flip the switch on the dark side
Speaker 4: like this November. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And she also used to stay out of it. That
Speaker 2: was like the thing was she used to not ever
Speaker 2: say anything about politics because allegedly her dad is like
Speaker 2: a Trump voter, you know, and she didn't want to
Speaker 2: stir the pot. And so then she got attacked from
Speaker 2: all sides when she wasn't saying anything where people are like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's because she's secretly Trump voter. It's because she is
Speaker 2: a Biden voter but doesn't want her Trump voter fans
Speaker 2: to know that because it'll affect album sales.
Speaker 4: But doesn't seem to have done anything. No, I mean I.
Speaker 2: Think you know she came out and said she capitulated.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she said, yeah, she says as little as she
Speaker 1: possibly can for it not to be a thing. Yes, right,
Speaker 1: but you can't say nothing and it not be a thing.
Speaker 2: She knows a lot of her fans are these kind
Speaker 2: of like Christian Karen's too, where She's like, they don't
Speaker 2: need to know that I'm like an adult city girl
Speaker 2: who believes an abortion, because then they won't maybe buy
Speaker 2: my records. But I think they will think her records anyway.
Speaker 2: And I think she did say something a little bit
Speaker 2: pro choice and like all, maybe even a little bit
Speaker 2: pro Palestine.
Speaker 1: So do we think there's never been a like it's
Speaker 1: always seemed like very out of touch to me that
Speaker 1: the Democratic Party is. So I don't even know if
Speaker 1: it's a Democratic Party or if it's just the mainstream
Speaker 1: media that emphasizes like, well, the Democrats have Katie Perry
Speaker 1: like performing at their you know campaign event, so well, that's.
Speaker 2: Part of it, is the way that they're just completely
Speaker 2: putting everything on pop culture and being like it has
Speaker 2: always been like idiotic, like the Pokemon go to the
Speaker 2: polls like like, no, give us healthcare, give us fucking healthcare.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 2: The fact that they're like, no, we need to get
Speaker 2: a team of famous people to endorse this candidate because
Speaker 2: that's all anybody cares about. It feels very much like
Speaker 2: the you know, playlist politics, where it's just like, no,
Speaker 2: nobody cares what's on your playlist. Give us any actionable
Speaker 2: change that'll improve people's lives because everybody's fucking struggling and miserable. Yeah,
Speaker 2: which maybe is a good segue over to Elmo.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I mean, like I think, just like the
Speaker 4: last thing, I think this is also just a perfect
Speaker 4: opportunity for the right wing media to not talk about
Speaker 4: all the l's Trump's been taking in court recently, because
Speaker 4: like they don't want to talk about the eighty three
Speaker 4: million dollar judgment that was like awarded to Egen Carroll.
Speaker 4: And now this week we're going to find out what
Speaker 4: what he's going to owe for all the fraudulent bs
Speaker 4: with the fucking Trump organization, and Leticia James is seeking
Speaker 4: three hundred and seventy million, So this dude could be
Speaker 4: close to a half billion dollars in the hole.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he might still shit goes be president, and
Speaker 2: they might, of course, and they might use that to
Speaker 2: be like, oh, they're coming for him because he's too powerful,
Speaker 2: you know, they're trying to take him down and now
Speaker 2: he's the underdog, which is like how he operates is
Speaker 2: convincing a bunch of privileged people that they're the underdog, right, I.
Speaker 4: Mean, he kind of his you know, if you think
Speaker 4: about it. You know, I've just just been he's a
Speaker 4: fighting with that. He's a fighter down but never out
Speaker 4: till the end. But yeah, I think again, it's just
Speaker 4: there's always like an aversion to talk about like whatever
Speaker 4: is happening with him in a negative sense. I feel
Speaker 4: like a lot of this Swift stuff, Like while a
Speaker 4: lot of people are like, oh, they're so fucking scared
Speaker 4: of Taylor Swift, I'm like they also don't want to
Speaker 4: talk about the news too. So this is like a
Speaker 4: good thing just to be like, you know, getting people
Speaker 4: on like an anti Swift thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe it is a syop, but from the right.
Speaker 1: Yes, seriously, that would be very them to like be
Speaker 1: screaming about a syop that they are actually conducting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: as they're screaming about the siope, it's kind of their move.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll come
Speaker 1: back and talk about how everyone's doing.
Speaker 6: We'll be right back, and we're back.
Speaker 4: We're back.
Speaker 1: And whoever's job it is to post harmless, inane comments
Speaker 1: and the voice of a three year old muppet updated
Speaker 1: Elmo's Twitter page with the simple message.
Speaker 4: Elmo was just checking in, how's everybody doing? Killing it
Speaker 4: that sucked, but you know, uh, and then the response
Speaker 4: was just people are struggling. I mean it was here's
Speaker 4: some good good bits, but yeah, they're they're you know,
Speaker 4: people made it a bit to trauma dump on Elmo.
Speaker 4: But I think I think that I think the hurt
Speaker 4: was coming from a real place. Yeah. I like how
Speaker 4: this author, Honey abdoor Rikiev, was like Elmo. Each day
Speaker 4: the abyss we stare into grows a unique one or
Speaker 4: one that was previously unfathomable in nature. Our inevitable doom,
Speaker 4: which once accelerated in years or months, now accelerates in hours,
Speaker 4: even minutes. However, I did have a good grapefruit earlier.
Speaker 4: Thank you for asking.
Speaker 2: Shout out, honey, great writer.
Speaker 4: Ye need it. We need a good grapefruit too every
Speaker 4: now and then.
Speaker 2: You know, look, if Elmo didn't want to know, shouldn't
Speaker 2: have asked?
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah right, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: That also is like unique, uniquely dystopian. It's like, yeah, everybody,
Speaker 2: what we really need is like therapy, free therapy for
Speaker 2: everybody after going through COVID.
Speaker 4: Yeah, still haven't dealt with that omni.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody's clearly they were like just got to get
Speaker 2: through to like after that, and now we're out on
Speaker 2: the other side and it's definitely things are bad and
Speaker 2: getting worse all the time, and instead of a therapist,
Speaker 2: they're giving us Elmo, Elmo, Elmo once in a while.
Speaker 4: If anybody has existential dread.
Speaker 3: Okay, just take me.
Speaker 4: Oh shit, man, you know that. I thought you're fucking
Speaker 4: three and a half or whatever fucking old you are.
Speaker 5: Omo is ageless. Elmo is an eternal being of thanks
Speaker 5: and darkness. Elmo knows not the pain of death. Almo
Speaker 5: will be here before Alma's Alma the alpha an omega.
Speaker 2: Elmo has seen cities on fire, Rain, the clouds of Mars,
Speaker 2: a wash in Rain.
Speaker 5: I've baked in the ashes of human beings.
Speaker 4: Since anyway, Yeah, kind of opened a dark one with
Speaker 4: that one, Alma.
Speaker 2: I was there when christ met the Devil.
Speaker 1: Sesame Street did direct people to sesame dot org slash
Speaker 1: mental Health after they were like, hey, yeah, thanks you
Speaker 1: checking and reminder from us to pause and take a
Speaker 1: mindful moment to focus on how we're feeling for emotional
Speaker 1: well being resources and more. Here's a here's a link.
Speaker 2: And do you think getting hugged by big bird could
Speaker 2: help me heal?
Speaker 4: Yeah. Unfortunately big Bird was tiny for two weeks in
Speaker 4: case you needed the hug while Elma was asking how
Speaker 4: you were doing, you would have killed him if you
Speaker 4: hugged that only. Yeah. There was a kafkaesque nightmare unfolding
Speaker 4: over on Big Bird's account, where he'd been regularly posting
Speaker 4: about how he randomly shrunk to the side size of
Speaker 4: an insect and his big no longer.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's fucking me up.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I saw a dad and his kid have a conversation.
Speaker 2: I was just eaveshopping next to me at the Raman spot.
Speaker 2: This dad and his daughter were talking about who would
Speaker 2: win in a fight between Big Bird and Elmo.
Speaker 4: Oh shit, wow, I mean is it a question? Feel like, Yeah,
Speaker 4: they're both very gentle.
Speaker 2: The daughter was like, don't count Elmo out. He fights dirty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I could see that. Yeah, but a big bird
Speaker 4: was just big bird will fuck you up.
Speaker 2: The dad was like, have you ever seen a goose run?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a big bird.
Speaker 1: A big bird has talons and is probably weighs. How
Speaker 1: many pounds do you think big bird weighs? The birds
Speaker 1: have hollow bones, but he he's more in the ostrich.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but think of like she was like, what if
Speaker 2: Elmo's like down there like be you know, knocking his
Speaker 2: knee caps out.
Speaker 4: That's I think, Okay, that's that's how like, that's how
Speaker 4: smaller people like to think that they'd would happen.
Speaker 2: That is like that is me Molly did any horse? Yeah,
Speaker 2: thinking maybe a short person could win a fight against
Speaker 2: a gigantic person.
Speaker 4: I always think about that because my uncle used to
Speaker 4: always say some shit because he like used to read
Speaker 4: like he was really into like martial arts. He's like,
Speaker 4: you want to take so many pounds of pressure or
Speaker 4: like hyper extent someone's knee, you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: just kick if their stand on that standing leg, just
Speaker 4: go for that first, just try and take out their
Speaker 4: mobility type shoit just kind of shudn't even say to me.
Speaker 4: And I think maybe Elmo could try something like that.
Speaker 4: But at the end of the day, I think big
Speaker 4: Bird is stepping into the ring at around six hundred
Speaker 4: and twenty pounds.
Speaker 2: YEA, don't think Alma has like a shive.
Speaker 4: I mean, are we thinking that there's weapons involved or
Speaker 4: are we just looking like because now we're rejecting all
Speaker 4: these interesting like violent fantasies.
Speaker 2: I assume That's what she meant by Almo fights dirty,
Speaker 2: is that Elma would not adhere to the code of
Speaker 2: fists only.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, or or wings on you for motherfucker?
Speaker 2: Oh that you thought you would get Elmo lacking? No,
Speaker 2: you just won the wet t.
Speaker 4: Shirt can't What are you talking about?
Speaker 5: You? Look at you, look at you, look at you,
Speaker 5: fucking bozo triangle.
Speaker 2: Damn. If somebody told me I won the wet t
Speaker 2: shirt contest and then they shot me and that was
Speaker 2: what they meant, I was just I would laugh laugh
Speaker 2: my dad. Yeah, it was clever, got very funny. That's
Speaker 2: wet shirt like you got me? Yeah, sorry, that's what
Speaker 2: you meant. I thought we were gonna have wet T shirt.
Speaker 4: Well, my shirt is black. I don't know if that
Speaker 4: will help for the wet teacher come no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: not that kind. But yeah, I don't Yeah, I guess
Speaker 4: it's so funny. How I'm really thinking about this. I
Speaker 4: don't know why I want Big Bird to triumph over.
Speaker 4: What's their ages? That would also help?
Speaker 2: They're both like mentally too.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: Big Bird is canonically the mind of a six year old.
Speaker 1: Elmo is canonically three and a half thank you. So
Speaker 1: that's why I think like my kids.
Speaker 4: Were terrible athletes at three and a half. I've got
Speaker 4: to say they sucked at karate.
Speaker 1: It didn't stop me from putting them in various tournaments
Speaker 1: and betting a lot of money on them, and I
Speaker 1: took a bath. But yeah, three and a half, I
Speaker 1: feel like, is not going to have all, you know,
Speaker 1: the coordination to defeat a six year old who also
Speaker 1: happens to be a seven foot tall bird or I
Speaker 1: guess eight foot tall, eight foot teah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think it's I'm sorry, I think it's
Speaker 4: a wrap for you. Elmo. I hate to say that.
Speaker 2: Some one's got to do a parody of Bigfoot, the
Speaker 2: Nicki Minas song about big Bird.
Speaker 1: Now, oh shit, yeah, she's where are you at the internet.
Speaker 2: He's like six foot, I call him big Bird, Elmo
Speaker 2: lying on your mama's grave.
Speaker 4: You're like, whoa, That's what I think.
Speaker 2: Also, I think Elma could trash talk. Yeah, I think
Speaker 2: Elma could make you cry. Elma could say something so
Speaker 2: fucked up You're like.
Speaker 4: I mean he just made fucking half a Twitter cry
Speaker 4: just like innocent. That's true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Alma was like big Bird, do you think your
Speaker 2: parents left you?
Speaker 3: Why did they abandon you?
Speaker 4: Then? Wait, big bird, how do you know your family?
Speaker 5: If you came from an egg, that's right, loser, you
Speaker 5: have no idea where the fuck you came from.
Speaker 2: Remember when Alma came for Rocco and was like, oh,
Speaker 2: like Rocco, Yeah, I'm thinking Rocco a stupid bitch.
Speaker 4: And then everybody was like it was an Almo all day. Man,
Speaker 4: fuck Rocco.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Almos like, don't don't count out
Speaker 2: Elmo that gang.
Speaker 4: Let us know. Please, just I would like to get
Speaker 4: to an actual logical decision conclusion on this of who
Speaker 4: would win in a fight. Let's say that the fight
Speaker 4: isn't nounced, that it has to just be hand to
Speaker 4: hand combat, but we if trickery happens, it happens. But
Speaker 4: I'm just I would like to see just everybody's opinion
Speaker 4: on this, because I've never been so like, I don't know.
Speaker 4: My mind. My mind's fucking racing right.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm so glad I brought this because
Speaker 2: I've been thinking about it since I heard it, and
Speaker 2: I didn't want to tell these people I was eavesdropping
Speaker 2: on them, but I did want to like get in
Speaker 2: there and be like, look, you're both making some good points.
Speaker 4: Okay, but for you, sir, have you you haven't punched?
Speaker 2: And I was like, maybe having a kid is fun
Speaker 2: if you just get to argue about things you would
Speaker 2: talk about on a podcast, like who would win in
Speaker 2: a fight between alone big bird over the She won,
Speaker 2: she won the argument. She was like, no, you're cooked.
Speaker 2: I do think if you got Yeah, she was like,
Speaker 2: shut the fuck up, Dad, You're not a kid. You
Speaker 2: don't know what you don't know it about this this life.
Speaker 2: I do think if you got, if you could get
Speaker 2: bigger to fall over, it could be a rap.
Speaker 4: Yeah, correct, let us and then what he would just
Speaker 4: be claw his face out?
Speaker 1: Don't Birds that are like stand like that, like usually
Speaker 1: have talents like the category raptor, Like he's a dinosaur.
Speaker 1: Is a dinosaur?
Speaker 4: Yeah, big words of dinasts.
Speaker 2: So we don't know what the fuck elment is.
Speaker 4: But we also don't know what's under those feet, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean? There might be retractable talents.
Speaker 2: What's under almost furry could have a titanium skeleton. That's
Speaker 2: Adam Jeffery has got the flames in the background, like
Speaker 2: that's right. Oh that's Almo looking you in the eye
Speaker 2: as you're dying.
Speaker 4: Oh ship, yeah, hits you. That yoga isn't almost dada
Speaker 4: jazz musician.
Speaker 2: Well we all know about jazz musicians.
Speaker 4: No, that's not right.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, Molly Lambert, such a pleasure having you.
Speaker 1: This could end up being we could record five podcasts
Speaker 1: on this subject.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, next time I'll come back. We can
Speaker 2: do a bracket of who would win in all the
Speaker 2: different Sasha My Street battles, because it has been on
Speaker 2: my mind since.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then again, if you bring in the Muppet
Speaker 2: Show people, it's then you know, then Miss Piggy knows
Speaker 2: martial arts.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: You can find me at Molly Underscore Lambert on Instagram.
Speaker 2: You can find me at Molly Lambert World on TikTok.
Speaker 2: I'm on Twitter at Molly Lambert, but I'm not really
Speaker 2: tweeting and you will hear me soon again. On a podcast,
Speaker 2: Jenna World, The Jenna Jamison General World, Jenna Jamison Vivid Video,
Speaker 2: and The Valley. Yeah, an expansive podcast about the history
Speaker 2: of the pornography business in the San Fernando Valley and
Speaker 2: a lot of other stuff. Coming soon, coming sometimes right sometime.
Speaker 4: And is there a work of media that you've been enjoying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been enjoying True Detective Night Country. I wanted
Speaker 2: to yeh rep for Night Country. I think it is
Speaker 2: fun and great and everyone knows. I like True Detective
Speaker 2: Season two a lot. It's like season two of The Wire.
Speaker 2: It's different, and that's fine. I just think Jodie Foster
Speaker 2: is like a playing a kind of piece of shit.
Speaker 2: Detective is amazing and the whole show is great. The
Speaker 2: other the other Detective partner great. Love having something to
Speaker 2: curl up with on Sunday nights and it makes me
Speaker 2: feel so cozy that I'm not in Alaska.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh man, seen, and I've now hit the threshold
Speaker 4: that I have to now watch it. It's been too
Speaker 4: many people being like, you gotta check it out.
Speaker 3: It's good.
Speaker 2: It's just like it's a little cozy Sunday night show.
Speaker 4: You're just like it's great. Ooh A polar Bear. I
Speaker 4: like that. That's my other favorite show lost. Okay, I
Speaker 4: like this. That's what I heard everybody's talking about. And
Speaker 4: it's like, okay, you got me now.
Speaker 2: He's a polar like things that take plate in a
Speaker 2: last Also like being in Alaska mentally because it does
Speaker 2: make me be like, Damn, I am warm right right, Wow,
Speaker 2: I'm so warm right now.
Speaker 4: It's amazing with this this thin T shirt on, I'm
Speaker 4: wear at.
Speaker 2: A tank top and it's January. Incredible were flip flops yesterday?
Speaker 1: Oh Miles, where can people find you as their working
Speaker 1: media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 4: Yeah, find me on the at base platforms, at Miles
Speaker 4: of Gray, pretty much all of them. And yeah, find
Speaker 4: me and Jack on our basketball podcast Miles and Jack
Speaker 4: on Mad Boosties. You could also find Sofia, Alexandra and
Speaker 4: I on our ninety Day Fiance podcast. For twenty Day Fiance,
Speaker 4: I like two tweets, actually one is from Heather and
Speaker 4: Campbell at Heather Campbell tweeted comedians complaining about cancel culture
Speaker 4: and quote comedy censorship should try doing stand up. Try
Speaker 4: doing their stand up set from the ninth Try doing
Speaker 4: a stand up set from the nineteen twenties and see
Speaker 4: how terribly those jokes land and realize that comedy evolves
Speaker 4: and so can they. And then this other one because
Speaker 4: it really intersects with the story we just talked about
Speaker 4: at Chris Evangelista at see Evangelista four one three uh
Speaker 4: said this trivia from Muppets Most Wanted is burned into
Speaker 4: my brain and it's an excerpt from a little factoid
Speaker 4: apparently from when Danny trey Hoe was on Muppets Most Wanted.
Speaker 4: It goes quote Danny trey Hooe's mother passed away as
Speaker 4: he was filming his last scenes in this movie. As
Speaker 4: he was finishing his scenes so he could fly back
Speaker 4: to Los Angeles, California for the funeral, the cash and
Speaker 4: crew offered their condolences and sympathies to him. Trey Ho,
Speaker 4: known for his tough guy rolls and demeanor, shrugged off
Speaker 4: the sympathies. When Steve Whittmeyer offered his condolences in character
Speaker 4: as Kermit the Frog, trey Hoe broke down crying. So
Speaker 4: that's wild. Yeah, just also a wild, wild move by
Speaker 4: the Kermit. Yeah, to be like, you.
Speaker 2: Know what, sorry, trey Hoo's crying because he's like, that's
Speaker 2: not Jim Hanson, bitch, you're not, No, you're not.
Speaker 4: It had only been Jim or Frank Oz like get
Speaker 4: the fuck away. Yeah, I'm not crying. You're crying because
Speaker 4: I'm gonna kill you, Oh shit, Dane.
Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien
Speaker 1: tweet I've been enjoying.
Speaker 4: Moe Moeler tweeted.
Speaker 1: If you die on Everest, they leave your body there
Speaker 1: and you just become a part of the scenery. The
Speaker 1: same thing happens if you die in a Dollar General.
Speaker 4: Which is just a fact I didn't know.
Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien.
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Speaker 1: to the information that we talked about in today's episode,
Speaker 1: as well as a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles,
Speaker 1: is there a song that you think people might enjoy?
Speaker 4: Yes, Actually, because we were talking about zips and double
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Speaker 4: it back to one of the original people who made
Speaker 4: it really fashionable to abuse. You know, prescription cops syrup
Speaker 4: and that's Juicy j. And this track is called a
Speaker 4: Zip and a Double Cup and it has everything you need,
Speaker 4: has just weird cuts and also the fantastic lex Luger
Speaker 4: drop damn son, where'd you find this? So right out
Speaker 4: to this one zip and a double cup. Bye Jucy Jack.
Speaker 1: All right, we will link off to that in the footnotes.
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Speaker 4: Bye bye bye