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Speaker 1: United States of Kanye. He did it. Everybody the unthinkable.

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Speaker 1: You didn't think it would happened. But Kanye West is

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Speaker 1: Is everybody here today? Everybody made it in alex I

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Speaker 1: see your own there. Yep, we drove in together. English. Evan,

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Speaker 1: Executive producer Justin Barnes is also there screaming yeah and no,

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Speaker 1: Kanye West did not win the presidency. Do you think

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Speaker 1: probably got a lot of money? Yeah, he did. He

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Speaker 1: no matter who you voted for or if you didn't vote,

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Speaker 1: and you just like to be angry about things, Um,

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Speaker 1: if you're gonna break something, break your own stuff, like

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Speaker 1: How are you so? Nicole? You think you can get

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Speaker 1: What does he do for work? He's a delivery driver.

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Speaker 1: don't know. I would say at the fifty fifty shot

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Speaker 1: we'll do it next. It's a jewel show on his

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Speaker 1: we got called boot it's called of booty Wednesday. Very

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Speaker 1: Hey Nicole, what what what is going on? I'll tell

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Speaker 1: her dropping the divorce papers and then probably standing together forever.

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Speaker 1: Love is not dead, Romeo and Juliet, it is well.

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Speaker 1: I hope you guys appreciated that late breaking news. Okay, definitely,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much. Hear and sending it back to you. Right.

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Speaker 1: This is the i n N, the Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: or idiots aren't just in the news. They report the news.

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Speaker 1: And for our next non politically story, let's send it

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Speaker 1: on over the English Evan who is currently at a

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Speaker 1: high end boutique of shopping with the Tooth Fairy for

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Speaker 1: a new dress. No I wish. As Alicia Keys famously

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Speaker 1: said in New York, there's nothing you can't do, including

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Speaker 1: having a four hundred person Halloween party during a global pandemic. Wow,

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Speaker 1: you're not supposed to do that. No. Nine people have

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Speaker 1: been charged with the genius idea of throwing a four

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Speaker 1: hundred person Halloween party in a Brooklyn warehouse. Wow. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: cops shut down the party for preaching COVID guidelines, and

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Speaker 1: the nine organizers were charged with multiple misdemeanors Administrative Code,

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Speaker 1: Health Code and Alcoholic Beverage Control law offenses. Well yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: why can't people just chill out wow and wait to

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Speaker 1: have like a warehouse disco sounds so older, a warehouse rave? Yeah,

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00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,280
Speaker 1: why get people would just like wait on that for

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Speaker 1: a minute, you know the time everybody's lockdown. It sucks

443
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Speaker 1: not being able to do that. But do you really

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Speaker 1: have to be those lives in danger so that you

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Speaker 1: can dance the new tisto or whatever? You have an

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Speaker 1: excuse three now COVID, you don't have to do it

447
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Speaker 1: like those people that go to those they have to

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Speaker 1: do it. I haven't been dancing around their living room

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Speaker 1: by themselves for a month. There's so many other numbers though,

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Speaker 1: on the way to four hundred, like not twenty or thirty. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's a really great point. There's a very good point

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Speaker 1: about that. That's what I do here on the news network,

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Speaker 1: sending it back to you, Jubo, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: English seven. This is the I and N the Idiot

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Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news and

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Speaker 1: for our next non politically story of the day. Let's

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Speaker 1: send it over to meat jubil Fresh and Americans might

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Speaker 1: be very divided today, but there is one thing we

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Speaker 1: can all agree on, and that's great tasting process meats

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Speaker 1: at an affordable price. A nasty Yep. The people at

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Speaker 1: McDonald's clearly looked around at what's going on and said,

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Speaker 1: you know what, you know what we need? What we

463
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Speaker 1: need some sculpted mystery meat drowned in mild barbecue sauce,

464
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 1: chicken nuggets. Nope, McDonald's is bringing back to mcribb delicious. Yeah,

465
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Speaker 1: the mcribb is back, and they do it the same.

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Speaker 1: They bring it back once a year, the mcribb, but

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Speaker 1: this time it's different. It is because they're bringing it

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Speaker 1: back nationwide. Ooh, I didn't know. It wasn't every way.

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Speaker 1: They only bring it back in a couple of stores.

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Speaker 1: So if you're one of the lucky people who are like, oh, yes,

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Speaker 1: down the street there's the mcribb. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: mcananimal has such tiny mcribs. But whatever, the McRib is back. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it met out of who knows anyway, The mcribb is

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Speaker 1: back nationwide. So whatever you're going through today. If you're happy,

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Speaker 1: celebrate with the mc rib If you're sad, drown your

476
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Speaker 1: sorrows in some barbecue sauce and some weird sized ribs.

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Speaker 1: I think we need a video of Alex eating the

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Speaker 1: mcgrib just that's namp like I'm a vegetarian. No, you'll know.

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Speaker 1: I know you should try to me. I've I've had

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Speaker 1: the mcribb before and I actually thought it was delicious. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just can't No, no, you can no, I'm not

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Speaker 1: trying it about Joe job. You're about to lose your job, lady.

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Speaker 1: You will then just comes to end for the day.

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Speaker 1: It always like pertains someone or something lose yo job.

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Speaker 1: You're about to lose yo job. You're about to lose

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Speaker 1: yo job because you And that was the I n

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Speaker 1: N the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in

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Speaker 1: the news, they report the news. Tune in tomorrow for

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Speaker 1: another hard or report. This is I n N News News.

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Speaker 1: Did Jebel Show demand only on iHeartRadio and the New

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Speaker 1: Hits one oh six point one. It's another Jubile phone

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Speaker 1: frame mornings only on the New Hits one oh six

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Speaker 1: point one. Hello, Hello, this is Detective Chaz Bronson calling

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Speaker 1: from the MPD. I was looking for Shannon um too.

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Speaker 1: Who are you. My name is Sergeant Chaz Bronson from

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Speaker 1: the Mall Police Department. I'm looking for Shannon Copy. What

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Speaker 1: what you're You're calling from the Mall Police Department. Yes,

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Speaker 1: what does that mean? Well, that means that I'm a

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Speaker 1: sergeant here and my jurisdiction is the mall and you

500
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 1: were in here the other day, and we have a

501
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:45,880
Speaker 1: big problem to discuss. And what is this regarding? Now

502
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,600
Speaker 1: we're getting somewhere. This call is regarding your failure to

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Speaker 1: properly sanitize when you were in the mall the other sanitize, Yes, sanitize.

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00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 1: What do you mean? I mean not on my watch? Okay.

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Speaker 1: I saw you in here the other day. You were

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Speaker 1: getting your eyebrows threaded, and when you left, you didn't

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Speaker 1: wash your hands properly, and then you meandered through the mall,

508
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Speaker 1: touching everything. I don't let that happen in my mall

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Speaker 1: on my watch. How did you get my number? Because

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Speaker 1: I followed you? You followed me, Yes, you walked right

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Speaker 1: by me when you were leaving the store. I got

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Speaker 1: on my segue. I followed you all the way out

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Speaker 1: of the parking lot and I got your license plate,

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Speaker 1: contacted my friends at the local police department, got your phone. Um,

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00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:28,440
Speaker 1: right now, I'm on the phone with you, and you

516
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 1: are in big trouble. So you mean you scooted along

517
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 1: at one mile per hour chasing me through the mall.

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00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 1: I will have you no one. Those segues are dangerous.

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Speaker 1: The people have died on them from falling, and that

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Speaker 1: thing goes at least five miles an hour. That is

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00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 1: not the point, though. The point is you did not

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Speaker 1: properly sanitize when you were in my mall. You are

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Speaker 1: no longer allowed in my jurisdictions the mall, you nerd.

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Speaker 1: I will have you know. It's not just a mall.

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Speaker 1: That's my jurisdiction. It's the parking lot too. And I

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Speaker 1: take my job seriously. You can't ban me from coming

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Speaker 1: to the mall. I can do whatever I want. This

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00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 1: is my mall. I run this town. You run this town.

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Speaker 1: Don't you have something else better to do, like track

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Speaker 1: someone down at the food court because they put too

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Speaker 1: much butter on their pretzel. Okay, very cute. If you

532
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 1: think that's gonna hurt my feelings, it's not. At all.

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Speaker 1: I've been a mall cop for twenty years. I've heard

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Speaker 1: every single one of your little jokes. The point is

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Speaker 1: that you did not sanitize properly, and I am not

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Speaker 1: allowing you back on premises. And if you show up here,

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00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 1: I will lock you up and put you in jail.

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00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 1: You can't put me in jail at a mall. I

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Speaker 1: certainly can. Like I said, this mall is my town.

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Speaker 1: And if you so much says step foot near a

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Speaker 1: pack son or forever twenty one, I'm gonna slap cuffs

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00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 1: on you so quick, oh, handcuffed up and everything that

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Speaker 1: you have a small two? What I said, are you

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Speaker 1: a mall cup? And you act this way because you

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Speaker 1: have a small two? Okay, Wow that hurt? Are you crying?

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00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 1: What's going on? Well? Yeah? True thirts um? And is

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00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 1: this for real? You're crying because I said that? Well? Yeah,

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00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 1: what did you cry too? Uh? Is this for real? No,

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00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 1: it's not. It's a phone prank? Okay, fine, but what

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00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 1: are you that about? The little thing was true? Still

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Speaker 1: it's a what this is actually Jewel from the Jewel

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00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you and your friend

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00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 1: Haley set you up. Oh my god, Oh my god.

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00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 1: She said, you guys are at the mall the other

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Speaker 1: day and she was giving a crap about not using

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Speaker 1: hand sanitizer. Oh my god. At first I thought I

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00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 1: was going crazy. Okay, but seriously, though a little too

558
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Speaker 1: far with the small thing. Okay. The Jewil Show on

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Speaker 1: demand only on iHeart Radio and the New Hits one

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Speaker 1: oh six point one First day follow up. You know

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Speaker 1: how you can tell if you're attractive someone will hit

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Speaker 1: on you when you're running? Really Yeah, well guess well,

563
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: no I'm not detractive? Then well that what I'm saying

564
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Speaker 1: is if you're super attractive and people can look past

565
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Speaker 1: your weird gait when you're running, you must be really hot.

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00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 1: You should see Jewel try to run back on defense

567
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Speaker 1: when he's playing basketball the gym. Is it bad? Is

568
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 1: my back pedal that bad? You're not backpedaling, you're front pedaling.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, my front pedal is worse than my back pedal.

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Speaker 1: I am. I love you to death, but it looks

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00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 1: like you're putting so much power and effort into getting

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00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 1: back there and like hardly going anywhere. I am why

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Speaker 1: we're going over the trying to do a first date

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Speaker 1: follow up? Not just completely destroy my confidence. But on

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Speaker 1: the phone right now for a first date follow up

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00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:45,200
Speaker 1: is Isaac and Isaac got hit on while running, but

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Speaker 1: now the dude who hit on him is not calling

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00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 1: him back. What's up, Isaac? Hey you guys this morning.

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00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 1: You're probably better than I am because I just got

580
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 1: demolished for how weird I run before we get into

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Speaker 1: your date and how you met this guy? What's his name? Yeah,

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00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 1: his name's Charlie. Charlie. Okay, so you met him when

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00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 1: you were running? Uh? Yeah, I was just, um, you know,

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Speaker 1: out for an afternoon jog and the next thing I know,

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Speaker 1: this this guy just kind of like sidles up to

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Speaker 1: me and starts talking to me while we're while we're running,

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00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 1: which has never happened to me before. But it was,

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00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 1: I mean, it was cool. Yeah, that's I mean, that's aggressive.

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00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 1: That is like all I can imagine is like, looks

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00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 1: really awkward. In my head. That's a weird way to

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00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 1: meet somebody. How it was Yeah, no, I mean, you know,

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00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 1: I caught eyes earlier, but I wasn't expecting him to

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00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 1: say a thing, And yeah I was, I was breathing

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00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 1: pretty hard. But as soon as he came up to me.

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00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:46,719
Speaker 1: You know, I slowed it down to like a more

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00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 1: of a power walk kind of thing. And that's interesting

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00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 1: because you never know this guy before. And did you

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00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 1: know he was hitting on your right away? Or do

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00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 1: you think something like friendly dude, I was talking to you,

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00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 1: this is an ignorant drink. I asked him the question.

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00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:00,080
Speaker 1: I honestly, you know, like no, no, no, I I

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00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,959
Speaker 1: knew he was. He was hitting on me, and like

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00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: it wasn't subtle like some of the looks. I was

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00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 1: getting it, you know what I mean? Okay, all right, cool?

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Speaker 1: So how was the conversation, like after he came up

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Speaker 1: to you? How much time did you guys went together?

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00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 1: And how was the vibe? Yeah? Yeah, I mean the

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00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 1: conversation was great. Weld like I don't know, talk for

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00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 1: like an hour or so. Yeah. At some point in

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00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 1: the conversation we talked about, you know, maybe meeting ups

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Speaker 1: at night. So we decided, um that I would go

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00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 1: over to his place to like watch a movie and stuff.

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00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 1: So it was like Netflix and chill. I mean, like yeah,

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00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 1: you know, I mean if you meet someone on a

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Speaker 1: run and you hang out for an hour and it's like, hey,

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Speaker 1: you want to come to my place later, I would imagine,

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00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:53,120
Speaker 1: you know what the deal, something's gonna go down. Yeah. Yeah,

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00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 1: it pretty much happened the way you guys said. It

619
00:33:55,840 --> 00:34:00,080
Speaker 1: happened rank a lot and you know it was on

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00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 1: all right, you drank a lot and it was fun

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Speaker 1: and yeah, he's not calling you back though after that. No.

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00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 1: So I woke up the next morning and he was

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00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:14,439
Speaker 1: a little a little cold. Um, and I didn't understand why,

624
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 1: but you know, not everyone's in morning person. Yeah, um,

625
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:22,719
Speaker 1: so I laughed. But now he's he's not texting me,

626
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 1: and I don't know why. It's a really good time together,

627
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,880
Speaker 1: but I mean I did get kind of drunk the

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00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 1: night before, so I'm worried that I said something. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So you how many times have you tried to text him?

630
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Speaker 1: And how long has it been? Uh, it's been like

631
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,360
Speaker 1: a week and a half, okay, And how many times

632
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 1: in the week and a half have you tried to

633
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 1: reach out to him? Um? I mean it's kind of

634
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 1: like it's I don't know, three times and he hasn't

635
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 1: he hasn't replied once. H No, all right, and anything

636
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,919
Speaker 1: you can think of, just the drinking thing, like you said,

637
00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:59,440
Speaker 1: I mean the drinking thing. Maybe he didn't think I

638
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:02,279
Speaker 1: was very good. I don't know, good at drinking or

639
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 1: good at other things. Okay, I think I get it. Yeah,

640
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 1: so I don't know. When I was just I was

641
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:10,880
Speaker 1: just hoping you guys can help me out. All right,

642
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 1: we'll do that. We'll play us on. I'll come back

643
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 1: and then call him and see if we can figure

644
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 1: out what we're wrong. Okay, all right, thank you, all right,

645
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 1: we'll do it next. It's a jewel show on Hits

646
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 1: one or six point one. There's so many streaming services

647
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,720
Speaker 1: out there, there's got to be a lot of terms

648
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 1: for watching them and then hooking up. There's Netflix and

649
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 1: Chill we all know that one. Yeah, that's the only

650
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 1: one I know. Hulu and hump oh my god, is

651
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:35,279
Speaker 1: that real? HBO Max and sas Amazon and get it

652
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:41,360
Speaker 1: on that works, Disney Plus and ride my busus Apple

653
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:46,319
Speaker 1: TV and do me anyway. All I know is right

654
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:47,839
Speaker 1: in the middle of the first date follow up and

655
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,440
Speaker 1: Isaac is on the phone with us, and Isaac met

656
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 1: a dude named Charlie while he was out on a run.

657
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 1: He said, Charlie came up to him and kind of

658
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 1: hit him up while they were running. They ended up

659
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 1: like hanging out together for an hour and then met

660
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,799
Speaker 1: up later that evening. He drank a lot, so he

661
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 1: thinks maybe he said something wrong while he was drunk,

662
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 1: because he said in the morning when he woke up,

663
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 1: Charlie was kind of cold, and I like the temperature

664
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 1: cold yet towards was he cold or was he hot still? Isaac?

665
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 1: I mean he was still hot, but way okay. And

666
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 1: Isaac has tried to reach out to him, but Charlie

667
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 1: has completely ghosted him. He doesn't know why. So we're

668
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 1: going to call Charlie and see if we can figure

669
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,759
Speaker 1: out what happened. All right, Isaac, are you ready to

670
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 1: do it? Yeah? I'm so ready? Thank you? All right,

671
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:41,800
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Hi, May I speak to Charlie please?

672
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 1: This is Charlie. Hey Charlie, what's up? Man? How are you?

673
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 1: This is Jewel from the Jewel Show. Um, sorry you

674
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 1: Jewel from the Jewel Show. That's Mahata's wife, Alex Fresh,

675
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 1: Good morning and English Heaven. It's a radio show. All right.

676
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 1: Why are you calling? Well, I'm calling you because we

677
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 1: do this thing on our show where if you go

678
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 1: out on a date with someone and then end up

679
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,879
Speaker 1: not calling them after they can email us to get

680
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:13,719
Speaker 1: you on the phone and find out what happened. And

681
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 1: we recently got an email about you. Huh, okay, from

682
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:23,759
Speaker 1: whom wouldn't you like to know? You should know? Would

683
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 1: you like to know? Yes, I would like to know

684
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 1: who emailed you about me. His name is Isaac. You

685
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 1: remember hanging out with Isaac little jogging? Then? Yeah? I

686
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:42,919
Speaker 1: remember Isaac. Yeah, Isaac said it was quite a cool night. Yeah,

687
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 1: he said they had a great time with you. That's

688
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 1: all you said. That sounds that's not really said, but yeah,

689
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 1: it was the gist of it. Yeah, it was most

690
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 1: of it. But it sounds from your reaction unless I'm

691
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:56,279
Speaker 1: reading you wrong. We don't know each other very well.

692
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 1: We met maybe a minute ago, and so I'm having

693
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 1: trouble reading you, Charlie. It doesn't sound like you really

694
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:07,320
Speaker 1: liked Isaac. I mean, I didn't have anything against Isaac

695
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 1: at first. We had a pretty good time, but things

696
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 1: got a little, I guess, a little out of control

697
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 1: for a first. Yeah, Well that's what he said. He said,

698
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 1: you guys met while jogging, and you made plans later

699
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,240
Speaker 1: to meet up, and then you know, you guys hooked

700
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:26,239
Speaker 1: up and in the morning when he woke up, you

701
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 1: were kind of cold, and that's the last he's heard

702
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 1: from you. He said, we hooked up. Yeah, yep, it

703
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:36,400
Speaker 1: was now exactly like that. It wasn't like that. You

704
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:41,239
Speaker 1: didn't hook up. No, okay, well why would he say

705
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 1: you guys hooked up there? Like? Were you drinking too much?

706
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: You don't remember? You think, I guarantee you. He thinks

707
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,840
Speaker 1: we looked up, but he wasn't able to because he

708
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 1: was way too drunk. Oh, so is that why you're

709
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 1: not calling him back? It was just a bad experience

710
00:38:55,040 --> 00:39:01,480
Speaker 1: for you. I'm not even exactly bad. Was actually kind

711
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:04,839
Speaker 1: of in the middle of the night. Wakes up from

712
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,440
Speaker 1: him passed out and walked into my living room and

713
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 1: pete all over my couch. Oh no, yet he did

714
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 1: not say anything about that. I'd be surprised if he remembered.

715
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 1: Oh wow, so you didn't tell him. I didn't. I

716
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 1: didn't know what to say. Do you want to tell

717
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 1: him now? Why? Why would I tell him now? Because

718
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 1: you basically already did, because he's actually on the other

719
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 1: line listening. I wants to talk to you. Oh my god, Harley,

720
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:41,480
Speaker 1: I am I am so sorry. I don't remember that

721
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:43,320
Speaker 1: at all. I do have like a thing where sometimes

722
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 1: I sleepwalk a little bit, but like it's never anything

723
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:50,480
Speaker 1: that embarrassing. I'm I'm, I'm mortified. Like I totally believe

724
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,279
Speaker 1: that I eat that I pete on your couch. I mean, like,

725
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:55,239
Speaker 1: you know, stuff not like that, but some someone like

726
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:58,360
Speaker 1: that has happened before, and like I just was it

727
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 1: like a big pee or like just a little little

728
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 1: little dribble Isaac, it was a lot of peau. We'll try.

729
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 1: I would never intentionally p on your couch, I promise.

730
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 1: I just I was a little nervous and excited to

731
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:19,319
Speaker 1: meet you, and I drank too much, and like that

732
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 1: will not that won't happen again. I'm so sorry. What

733
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:24,400
Speaker 1: what can I do to make it up to you?

734
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 1: Tell me anything? I swear, I don't. I don't know

735
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 1: if there's anything you can do, man Um, I don't

736
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 1: know if I should be hanging out with people who

737
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:35,400
Speaker 1: get so drunk they're just pea and all over stuff.

738
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:39,800
Speaker 1: Oh no, but I I don't get that that drunk

739
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 1: that often. I was just you know, I didn't have

740
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 1: to drive anywhere, and I was nervous and I'm just excited,

741
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 1: so I'm not usually like that. I'm not that guy.

742
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 1: I promise, Like, just give me another chance, and I will.

743
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 1: I will make it up to you. Well, hold on,

744
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 1: it sounds like you're deliberating about that, Charlie. Yeah, let's

745
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 1: make this official. Would you like to go on another

746
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 1: date with Isaac? If he promises not to pee on

747
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 1: any more your furniture, we'll pay for We'll pay for it.

748
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. Before you answer, we'll pay for it.

749
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,239
Speaker 1: You pay for a new couch. I will not pay

750
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,799
Speaker 1: for a new couch any property that he destroys. Yeah,

751
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 1: I will destroy more property, I promise, I will. I will.

752
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 1: I mean if you if you love the couch, I'll

753
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 1: shampoo a blue couch. I mean it sounds like he

754
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 1: really likes Yeah, it does, Charlie. Would you like to

755
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:32,799
Speaker 1: go on another date with Isaac more than the couch?

756
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 1: Do you value the couch more than a potential relationship

757
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 1: with Isaac? It sounds like a nice dude. I already

758
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 1: threw that couch out. Oh so now I don't even

759
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:44,880
Speaker 1: have a couch at all. Oh God, I mean that

760
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 1: kills me. I am I'm so so sorry, but I will,

761
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 1: I will buy you a new couch. Like if you

762
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 1: want to go furniture shopping together, we could pick one

763
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:57,319
Speaker 1: out together and be perfect for your place. There you go,

764
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,799
Speaker 1: that's a cute date. First date, furniture shopping. I mean

765
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:02,719
Speaker 1: that's yeah, that's a date where been together for a while,

766
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:08,440
Speaker 1: but in this case it makes sense. What do you think, Charlie? Okay, Isaac,

767
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 1: you know I did have a really good time with

768
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 1: you that night and earlier in the day, so I'm

769
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 1: willing to give you another chance. But you key on

770
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 1: anything else that I own. No, no, king, I am

771
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 1: not a big here, I promise, like in general, or

772
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 1: a big drinker. We'll just have a good, like good

773
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 1: wholesome time together. All right. Well, congratulations, you got another date.

774
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 1: Thanks guys, and and thank you Charlie as Thomas. You're

775
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 1: not going to regret this, Oh I hope not? All right? Yeah,

776
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 1: And when you get that new couch, do the plastic

777
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 1: rap jubils first date? Follow up The Jewels Show on

778
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 1: demand only on iHeart Radio and the New Hits one

779
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,319
Speaker 1: h six point one. Now is not the time to

780
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:56,399
Speaker 1: argue about stuff. It's the Jewels Show. And look there's

781
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,720
Speaker 1: a lot of upset people and a lot of happy

782
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 1: people in this country right now. Yeah, but what we

783
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 1: need to do is come together and agree on one thing.

784
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:06,440
Speaker 1: And that thing that we can all definitely agree on

785
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 1: is no matter who's running our country, a lot of

786
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 1: times they say dumb stuff, whether it's Trump, Biden or

787
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 1: the other powerful family in this country, the Kardashian And

788
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 1: that's why it's time to play who said it Trump,

789
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 1: Joe Biden or a Kardashian. That's right, some of them

790
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:32,279
Speaker 1: have quotes that sound like it could come from any

791
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 1: of their mouths. And that's why Nick is on the

792
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,399
Speaker 1: phone to be our first ever contestant and probably our

793
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:41,319
Speaker 1: only contestant, who said it Trump, Biden or a Kardashian.

794
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 1: Each of us have a quote from one of those

795
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 1: three people. We're gonna read you the quote and Nick,

796
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 1: the game is to see if you can tell us

797
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:52,919
Speaker 1: who said it. And trust me, this is not going

798
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 1: to be easy. No, go ahead, man, And I think

799
00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 1: I have this in the bag. You think so from

800
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:02,239
Speaker 1: the kurd Ashians, like I think I got this, I

801
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:05,080
Speaker 1: got this done. Yeah, you don't strike me as a

802
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:08,880
Speaker 1: Kardashian fan. Nick. It's a very deep voice not so much, man. Okay,

803
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 1: So are you good with all the famous Trump and

804
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:15,120
Speaker 1: Biden quotes? You think you got it? I've been following

805
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 1: both of them for about four years, so you know what,

806
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:20,879
Speaker 1: I think, I'm good? All right. Well, it's like I said,

807
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:22,399
Speaker 1: it's going to be a lot harder than you think.

808
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,880
Speaker 1: We did this before with the Kardashians and the royal family,

809
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:28,239
Speaker 1: and it's hard to tell who said it. So here

810
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 1: we go, Nick, for your first question, and who said it? Trump,

811
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:36,240
Speaker 1: Biden or a Kardashian English Evan will read your quote?

812
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:40,319
Speaker 1: Maybe my fairy tale has a different ending than I

813
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:45,280
Speaker 1: dreamed it would, but that's okay. Who said that? Nick? Trump,

814
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 1: Biden or a Kardashian read it? One more time to

815
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 1: go shop? Maybe my fairy tale has a different ending

816
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 1: than I dreamed it would, but that's okay. You know what,

817
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:59,799
Speaker 1: I I don't want to put all my money on this,

818
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 1: but it sounds just vapid enough to be a Kardashian. Okay, Okay,

819
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:14,799
Speaker 1: I'm gonna roll with Kardashian. Okay, Well, Nick, you are correct. Impressive. Nick.

820
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 1: I even had the answer in front of me and

821
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 1: I thought it was Trump. All right. So Nick, you

822
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:23,320
Speaker 1: have one right, gone to round two of who said it? Trump,

823
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 1: Biden or a Kardashian. Alex has your quote, Alex, Yeah,

824
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:28,959
Speaker 1: here we go. It's freezing and snowing in New York.

825
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 1: We need global warming. One more time. It's freezing and

826
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 1: snowing in New York. We need global warming? Who said that?

827
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:42,799
Speaker 1: Was it Trump? Biden or a Kardashian? That definitely a Kardashian.

828
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 1: You know, I'm actually gonna go with my my last

829
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:52,560
Speaker 1: answer and go with Kardashian. Just so just hollow. You

830
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:54,839
Speaker 1: think we're gonna do two Kardashians in rowing we're talking

831
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 1: about all hollow people. That's true. But who said it's

832
00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 1: freezing in snowing in New York? We need global warming?

833
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:06,720
Speaker 1: It's gotta be a Kardashian Trump, Oh the big dog. Yeah,

834
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 1: got it wrong, Nick, I swear that sounds like it

835
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 1: should be on the episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians,

836
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:15,480
Speaker 1: like I pictured them getting out of a private jetman like,

837
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 1: oh my god, yeah, now year, what are they talking about?

838
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 1: I don't know what was going on at the time.

839
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:25,240
Speaker 1: All right, it is the new game show that's sweeping.

840
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:27,360
Speaker 1: I was gonna say the nation but it's really sweeping

841
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 1: this segment right now, right, yes, this room, sweeping this

842
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:36,400
Speaker 1: room right now, the new game show. Who said it? Trump,

843
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:41,759
Speaker 1: Biden or a Kardashian? Nick, Yes, sir, who said why

844
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 1: don't you say something nice instead of being a smart

845
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:48,800
Speaker 1: ass all the time? Is that Donald Trump? Joe Biden

846
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 1: or one of the Kardashians? The quote again is why

847
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:53,839
Speaker 1: don't you say something nice instead of being a smart

848
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:58,680
Speaker 1: ass all the time? What do you think, Nick? I

849
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 1: think you're trying to play me man, and I think

850
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:05,280
Speaker 1: it's actually Trump that said it. You're going with Donald

851
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,760
Speaker 1: Trump that said why don't you say something nice instead

852
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 1: of being a smart as all the time? You not

853
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 1: hear it? Yes, all right, Donald Trump? So far you've

854
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 1: got one right and one wrong. And this is the

855
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 1: final question, And who said it? Trump, Biden or Kardashian?

856
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 1: And do you think why don't you say something nice

857
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 1: instead of being a smart all the time? With Donald Trump?

858
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 1: And guess what, Nick's actually Biden? Joe Biden said that.

859
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 1: So Nick, you didn't win. You got one right out

860
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 1: of three. See that's why you were all confident thinking

861
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 1: that you would be able to win the game. But

862
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 1: it is a lot harder than you think to tell

863
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:49,719
Speaker 1: any politicians quote from a Kardashian. Isn't that sad? And

864
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,360
Speaker 1: it's also funny that having a whole bunch of confidence

865
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:55,759
Speaker 1: will bring you down too. Well, We'll send you a

866
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 1: Jewel Show sticker just for playing the game. Okay, thank

867
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:01,799
Speaker 1: you very much, Well, thank you very much. Nick. That

868
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 1: was another rousing edition of who said it? Trump, Biden

869
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 1: or Kardashian Join us next week? Wonder probably don't play

870
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 1: this game again? All right, your phone pranks coming up

871
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 1: at eight twenty. It's The Jewel Show, The Jewil Show

872
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 1: on demand only on iHeartRadio and the New Hits one

873
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 1: oh six point one. Jebils Dirty Little Secret on the

874
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 1: New Hits at one oh six point one. I've always

875
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:28,399
Speaker 1: thought of myself as somebody who doesn't get phased by much. Yeah,

876
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,919
Speaker 1: it's a Jewel Show, but we've been doing dirty Little

877
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:33,239
Speaker 1: Secret on the show for a long time now. Text

878
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 1: in one one six one if you have a dirty

879
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:36,240
Speaker 1: little sigre you want to tell us. And after hearing

880
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:39,480
Speaker 1: so many dirty little secrets from all kinds of people,

881
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 1: I'm starting to loose sleep at night, really, And there's

882
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 1: a lot of weird people out there doing weird things.

883
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:48,759
Speaker 1: See at this point, I'm like, someone could confess a

884
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:51,759
Speaker 1: murder and I'd be like, oh cool, yeah exactly, Yeah,

885
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 1: he probably deserved it. Let's move on to the dirty

886
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:56,720
Speaker 1: little secret right now. On the phone. Remember, everybody's anonymous,

887
00:48:56,719 --> 00:48:58,239
Speaker 1: So if you text in four one oh six one

888
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 1: with a dirty little secret, you can tell anything. We'll

889
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 1: always keep you anonymous. We don't even ask your name.

890
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,520
Speaker 1: That's why everybody gets an anonymous nickname. And on the

891
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:11,240
Speaker 1: phone right now, Courtney Kardashians, one of the great. Yeah, hany, Court,

892
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:18,839
Speaker 1: that's a good us good nickname. Then my nickname, this

893
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 1: is you. This is you, Courtney Kardashian. We can tell

894
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:28,239
Speaker 1: to go by Court. Yeah all right, Court. Yeah. I

895
00:49:29,239 --> 00:49:32,319
Speaker 1: known by Court to my friends, uh, you know, my

896
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 1: family and people I work with. Coco. Yeah all right,

897
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 1: well Court, Coco, whatever your name is, what's your dirty

898
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:49,359
Speaker 1: little secret? Coco? So I, um, I happen to work

899
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 1: at a you know, a sandwich shop. You might know.

900
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:55,719
Speaker 1: I'm not going to drop the name for you know,

901
00:49:56,000 --> 00:50:00,600
Speaker 1: like whatever sort of like legal thinking mobobs might might

902
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:05,440
Speaker 1: be hanging around You're you're doing something to sandwiches aren't you.

903
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I mean one time, but you know

904
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 1: that I've been working there for like four years or

905
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 1: maybe five, I'm not really sure, but I basically I

906
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 1: smoke weed like on like every day, so like before

907
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 1: coning and after saw, you know, but no one knows,

908
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,759
Speaker 1: or at least I think. Okay, so I'm gonna see

909
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:37,719
Speaker 1: if I can pull out my um stoner to English

910
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 1: translation dictionary. Are you you're saying that you smoke all

911
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 1: the time while you're at work at the sandwich Place? Yeah?

912
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:48,840
Speaker 1: I mean I wouldn't call myself a stoner though, but yeah,

913
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 1: every smoke like every day coupled like yeah, yeah, it's

914
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:58,799
Speaker 1: you know, but it helps me function, you know what

915
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:02,279
Speaker 1: I mean? Yeah, but you say you smoke all day,

916
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:05,080
Speaker 1: every day, multiple times a day. Why are you at

917
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:07,280
Speaker 1: work at the sandwich Past? But you wouldn't call yourself

918
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 1: a stoner? Yeah, I guess, but yeah, I prefer enthusiasts.

919
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:18,400
Speaker 1: I think that's more it's a better work. Okay, All right,

920
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:24,400
Speaker 1: go on with your beat like words. You said that

921
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 1: no one knows that you're a stoner at work? Are

922
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:31,919
Speaker 1: you sure? Probably not? Maybe? I mean, you know, i'd

923
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 1: have like smoked with a few patrons before. What really,

924
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:38,839
Speaker 1: my manager's not in the office or the sandwich shop

925
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:41,399
Speaker 1: I called. I called the office sometimes. I'm just wondering

926
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,879
Speaker 1: how you bring it up with a customer. Well, they

927
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 1: kind of brought it up, I guess because they sort

928
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:49,399
Speaker 1: of saw my face or my eyes, you know, like

929
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:52,400
Speaker 1: they were like, hey, man, can I have like some

930
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:55,000
Speaker 1: of that heavy lettuce? I mean, hey girl, you're talking

931
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 1: about this lettuce? Hey all right, hey, Coco, you know

932
00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:00,759
Speaker 1: what you're stone. I think right now that you didn't

933
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:03,680
Speaker 1: even realize that your nickname isn't Cocoa. That's for Chloe.

934
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 1: I know that, I said at the beginning. My bad,

935
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:07,879
Speaker 1: but I just realized that Cocoes for Chloe. So you're

936
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:09,520
Speaker 1: so strong that you like didn't even realize that we're

937
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 1: giving like they're calling you the wrong nickname. So yeah,

938
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:16,239
Speaker 1: I mean, basically I don't even you know, I'm not

939
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:21,640
Speaker 1: even really you know, Kardashian, But you know, I get

940
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:26,000
Speaker 1: what they're doing. What do you say? I get what

941
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:28,879
Speaker 1: they're doing too. Man. Well, hey, thanks for your dirty

942
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 1: little secret. You keep doing you and you're killing it.

943
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:34,080
Speaker 1: I'm sure we'll run into you at the sandwich shop

944
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 1: sometimes for sure, let me know if you want that head,

945
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:40,279
Speaker 1: you let it. That's my dlt go take care of

946
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:49,920
Speaker 1: your kids secret. Yeah with that Kardashian, what's your dirty

947
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:54,400
Speaker 1: little secret? Did Jebel show? On demand only on iHeartRadio

948
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:57,120
Speaker 1: and the New Hits one h six point one. Alex's

949
00:52:57,120 --> 00:53:00,760
Speaker 1: West Person in the World Today? Who's Alex's worst posted

950
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:03,680
Speaker 1: in the world today? This might come as a shock

951
00:53:03,719 --> 00:53:07,279
Speaker 1: to some people. I am not a morning person. Yeah,

952
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 1: I don't like getting up early. I don't think many

953
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:13,400
Speaker 1: people do, especially in the weekend. So my worst person

954
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 1: today is early lawnmowers weekend specificting that. Yeah, yeah, how

955
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:21,239
Speaker 1: many times in your day have you woken up to

956
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 1: your your old man neighbor mowing as lawn? Yeah? It

957
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:26,239
Speaker 1: does suck, well because they're up. Old people are up

958
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 1: at you know, four o'clock in the morning and they're

959
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 1: ready to go. Well, they're shuffling around the house like

960
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:32,719
Speaker 1: I gotta get down and do something. I guess I'll

961
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:34,160
Speaker 1: wake of the sun comes up and then I'll get

962
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:36,759
Speaker 1: out there and mow the lawn. They can't even wait

963
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 1: until like eleven o'clock in the morning. At seven am. Ye,

964
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:42,960
Speaker 1: seven am, you guys leaflowers too. They definitely know what

965
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,120
Speaker 1: they're doing as well. Oh for sure. I wonder if

966
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:47,799
Speaker 1: they're actually conspiring with the other people in the house.

967
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:50,240
Speaker 1: And I know how to piss off the day. But totally,

968
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,440
Speaker 1: I don't care. If you don't have neighbors around, or

969
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 1: if you're out in the country, mow as early as

970
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:56,880
Speaker 1: you want. Yeah, but if you live in a city

971
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:59,760
Speaker 1: with neighbors that are close to you, it's really rude. Okay,

972
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:02,319
Speaker 1: so it's the cut off than Alex on mowing. What

973
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:05,480
Speaker 1: time can you start mowing? I think that the earliest

974
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:07,359
Speaker 1: that you should start mowing on the weekend would be

975
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:10,759
Speaker 1: ten o'clock. I think that's I do. I do, because

976
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 1: like nine am is not that late to sleep. And

977
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:14,480
Speaker 1: on the weekends, yeah, or I mean I used to

978
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 1: go out and party a lot, and I would have

979
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:18,880
Speaker 1: hangovers and I would be woken up by this. I

980
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:22,000
Speaker 1: did live in an area where they allow leafblowers and lawnmowers, yea,

981
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:24,080
Speaker 1: And on the weekends it would just start so early,

982
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:26,960
Speaker 1: and then the headache from the hangover on top of

983
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,799
Speaker 1: all that. I feel like you were just bragging about

984
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 1: I used to party at a party a lot, So

985
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:33,560
Speaker 1: just so you know, I used a party to alex

986
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:36,479
Speaker 1: is the worst person. I also like along with that, though,

987
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:41,240
Speaker 1: like the early morning deliveries delivery or construction workers. Construction worker,

988
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:44,040
Speaker 1: My goodness. If I hear a drill in the morning,

989
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:46,520
Speaker 1: I want to kill someone. I mean, the what did

990
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 1: they break up the concrete? The the jackhammer, Yeah, the

991
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:52,120
Speaker 1: jackhammers or anything loud like that early in the morning.

992
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:54,400
Speaker 1: I do feel like it happens often. It does, and

993
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:56,719
Speaker 1: it's inconsiderate. Yeah. And I have a friend who is

994
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 1: in construction with free friends who are in construction, and

995
00:54:58,719 --> 00:55:01,319
Speaker 1: I asked them about that before. Because every city has

996
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:03,560
Speaker 1: their ordinance and a lot of them are really early.

997
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:06,759
Speaker 1: Some construction people will be like, well, they're a city

998
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 1: ordinance says we can start at seven. But we're not

999
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:11,440
Speaker 1: the worst people in the world. We're not. That's the

1000
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:13,200
Speaker 1: worst person in the world today, So we're gonna wait

1001
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:14,600
Speaker 1: till eight. Yeah, but a lot of them will do

1002
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:16,720
Speaker 1: it right when they can, and then it's so noisy

1003
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,760
Speaker 1: it sucks. Yeah. Some mornings I hear like the beep

1004
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:23,239
Speaker 1: from like the backing up truck, beep, beep, beep, and

1005
00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:25,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, my goodness, no this is not happening.

1006
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:28,440
Speaker 1: But just to be woken up from anything outside in

1007
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:31,319
Speaker 1: the morning on the weekends is is very traumatic. Yes,

1008
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:34,759
Speaker 1: it is. So. One thing that comes to my mind

1009
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:36,560
Speaker 1: is because my grandma's house is right next to a

1010
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:39,960
Speaker 1: military base and so all the time they'll do drills.

1011
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:41,880
Speaker 1: And by the way, if you didn't know this English,

1012
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 1: I haven't lives with his grandma. Yeah yeah, another brag. Yeah.

1013
00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:48,880
Speaker 1: And all the time they have these like big sirens

1014
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:50,840
Speaker 1: that go off to like say, everyone, get ready for

1015
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:53,200
Speaker 1: your drill. They're coming up. And it goes off at

1016
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:56,320
Speaker 1: least twice in the morning, but it's at like seven

1017
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 1: am and then at eight that's crazy, and you can

1018
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:01,400
Speaker 1: hear it's miles way, like you can hear it four

1019
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:03,759
Speaker 1: miles yeah, because it's far right. So they're doing their

1020
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:06,160
Speaker 1: military drills and they should stop that. There's nothing you

1021
00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:07,680
Speaker 1: should go out there and complain, like what are you

1022
00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:12,120
Speaker 1: guys getting ready for protecting the country trying to sleep? Right,

1023
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 1: You don't need a prep you guys have already prepped,

1024
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:19,399
Speaker 1: know how to do it. You were raising training. Yeah yeah,

1025
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:22,200
Speaker 1: I mean anything aloud in the morning is obnoxious. Hate it.

1026
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:25,560
Speaker 1: We were we were redoing our back lawn basically over

1027
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:28,960
Speaker 1: the last summer. And so one morning, it was a Saturday,

1028
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:31,640
Speaker 1: really early at six am, I was outside waiting for

1029
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:33,560
Speaker 1: my new grass to arrive, and it was like a

1030
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:36,799
Speaker 1: long semi truck you know, full of grass, and uh,

1031
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:39,279
Speaker 1: it just pulled back. I'm like, oho, okay, this is

1032
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:42,040
Speaker 1: my thought. It was a girl driving too, right, she's

1033
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:43,879
Speaker 1: delivering this. But then I'm like, dang, you go girl,

1034
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:45,600
Speaker 1: but at six am, and like, who do you think

1035
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:47,440
Speaker 1: it's up? We all it also didn't mind it too

1036
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:51,520
Speaker 1: much because it was our grass yet our neighbors for sure.

1037
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:53,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, what time did you get up? I'm like,

1038
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:55,640
Speaker 1: still on this like trip about how early she got

1039
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:57,600
Speaker 1: up to go deliver people's grass. Yeah, you know, I

1040
00:56:57,719 --> 00:56:59,719
Speaker 1: just watched her use this forkliff and take all this

1041
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:02,000
Speaker 1: grass off the back on like day. And but that

1042
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Speaker 1: truck definitely beeped backing up. When people pick up your trash,

1043
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:07,560
Speaker 1: do they have the big trucks of the beep? You

1044
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:10,520
Speaker 1: know what this should just be, you know, because at

1045
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:13,400
Speaker 1: first it was just early lawnmowers, but now we just

1046
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:16,320
Speaker 1: turned into anything loud in the morning because our garbage

1047
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:20,440
Speaker 1: comes on Friday. Yeah, and it's garbage recycle and composts

1048
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:23,760
Speaker 1: a yard stuffy the yacht stuff. Yeah, I'm good at that. Obviously,

1049
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:27,360
Speaker 1: three separate trucks come, all within about an hour in

1050
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:30,880
Speaker 1: between the hours of about six thirty and seven thirty

1051
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 1: or eight, and they're very loud. The extremely allows then

1052
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:36,760
Speaker 1: when they actually throw the trash into the truck, it

1053
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:39,480
Speaker 1: goes like, well, I mean, it started off as the

1054
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:42,680
Speaker 1: early lawnmowers, but since it turned into like everybody being

1055
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:44,400
Speaker 1: loud in the morning, no matter what your job is,

1056
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:47,800
Speaker 1: you're the worst person in the world today. That was

1057
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:51,200
Speaker 1: Alex's worst person in the world today. That was Alex's

1058
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:54,920
Speaker 1: worst person in the world today. Did Jubil show on

1059
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:58,200
Speaker 1: demand only on iHeart Radio and the New Hits one

1060
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Speaker 1: oh six point one