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Speaker 1: It's another Hi to Stan. Hey Stan, this is Dave

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Speaker 1: in corporate human Resources. How are you today? Hey? Good?

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Speaker 1: How are you doing? Dave? I'm good. Can I talk

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Speaker 1: to you for a moment? Oh sure, sure. Normally your manager,

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Speaker 1: Jill handles your time off in vacation, in sick days,

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Speaker 1: that type of thing. But she asked me for a

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Speaker 1: little help with your situation. Okay, what situation might that be?

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Speaker 1: It says here that you're taking off next Friday. Is

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Speaker 1: that correct? That is correct? It's coming Friday, okay, And

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Speaker 1: I looked up something that turns out that's your birthday. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is my birthday. Yeah. Yeah, So listen, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: have to rescind our approval for that day off. I

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Speaker 1: hope you can understand. Actually I don't. Why why would

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Speaker 1: that be rescinded? Jill said there'd be no problem. Oh

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Speaker 1: come on now, when you took a day off originally

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Speaker 1: and we didn't know it for your birthday, it was fine.

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Speaker 1: But you're taking a day off on your birthday. You're

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Speaker 1: like a thirteen year old girl, So what what did

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Speaker 1: you say? It's kind of childish to need to take

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Speaker 1: a day off on your birthday. Isn't it something like

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Speaker 1: a little I don't know, middle schooler might do. Mom,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to go to school the day I can.

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Speaker 1: It's my birthday, you know, like, Hey, let's go to

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Speaker 1: my house and put glitter in our hair and talk

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Speaker 1: about dreamy boys. It's our birthday. We can't possibly work.

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Speaker 1: Why are you talking to me like this. There's absolutely

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Speaker 1: no reason why I can't take a day off my birthday. Well,

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Speaker 1: there is a reason why you shouldn't be taking a

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Speaker 1: day off on your birthday. You're a grown man. Don't

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Speaker 1: talk to me like a child. I work for this company.

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Speaker 1: I'm an adult. You don't treat people like this on

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Speaker 1: the phone. You're supposed to be an HR. You want

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Speaker 1: me not to talk to you like a child. Yet

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Speaker 1: you want to take the day off on your birthday. Yes,

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Speaker 1: of course I want to take the day off on

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Speaker 1: my birthday. There's no reason. You don't even even know

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Speaker 1: why I'm taking the day off, Jill said, I had

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Speaker 1: to day. I'm taking the day off. Let me guess

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Speaker 1: you're you're one of those people that does a whole

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Speaker 1: birthday week. Do you post pictures of yourself on Instagram?

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Speaker 1: Like twenty three days till my birthday? What bug, crawl

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Speaker 1: up your gave. I am not gonna be treated this way,

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Speaker 1: and I am taking the day off. So I'm curious. Now, sweetie,

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Speaker 1: what are you gonna do for your birthday, for your

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Speaker 1: big special day? For your information, My wife and I

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Speaker 1: had booked a trip to go wine tasting for my

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Speaker 1: birthday and I took a wine tasting, wine tasting, good tasting. God,

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Speaker 1: do you have any testosterone in your body? I am

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Speaker 1: more of a man than you will ever be. Oh yeah, sure,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna take the day off for my birthday and

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Speaker 1: go get mannis and petties and wine taste with my

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Speaker 1: girlfriend too. I am going to be wine tasting with

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Speaker 1: my wife, spinning of the night at a high end hotel.

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Speaker 1: Fancy in you, whether you like it or not. You

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Speaker 1: guys gonna take turns curling each other's hair too. Sounds

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Speaker 1: like a fun girl's day. Listen you a little smart,

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Speaker 1: I don't want the way you're talking to me. Put

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Speaker 1: your supervisor on the phone right now. That's see how

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Speaker 1: funny he thinks it is. I didn't mean to call

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Speaker 1: you at the wrong time of the month. Jeez, oh,

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Speaker 1: are you in this office, because if you are, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna come down to your office. I'm gonna turn you

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Speaker 1: on my knee and thank you like a little all.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna spank me? Yeah, I'm gonna thank you. What

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Speaker 1: didn't you hear you've got tampons in your ears? What's

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Speaker 1: the matter with you? I will find your ass? And

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Speaker 1: I knew it after I spank you. I haven't had

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Speaker 1: somebody threatened to spank me in a long time. Well,

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Speaker 1: someone should have spanked your ass when you're nine years old,

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Speaker 1: so you wouldn't have turned out to be such a

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Speaker 1: all right, I could just tell you that this is

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Speaker 1: actually a prank phone call. Isn't one of your smart

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Speaker 1: ass jokes? Yeah, kind it kind of is. This is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the morning doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Your wife, Debra set you up,

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Speaker 1: did what? Yeah, she set you up for a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call. She wanted to give you a hard time

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Speaker 1: about taking your birthday off. Seriously though, are you're gonna

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Speaker 1: take the day off for your birthday? Yeah? I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: take five days off now? You pass wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with jubal phone tabs on the twenties point five,