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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hello, this is breakup Bot nine thousand, the new AI

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Speaker 1: breakup software. I'm looking to speak with Darren regarding his

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Speaker 1: relationship with Kayla. Uh is Darren? I can respond and

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Speaker 1: understand your responses. If at any time you'd like to

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Speaker 1: speak with a human, you can simply say human and

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Speaker 1: I'll connect you. What is this?

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Speaker 2: What's what's going on? But you're just confused?

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Speaker 1: I'm calling to let you know that your girlfriend, Kayla

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Speaker 1: has decided to break up with you.

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Speaker 2: What you could call me? Like? What what is this AI?

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Speaker 1: It seems like you might be confused. I'll explain it again.

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Speaker 1: My name is breakup Bot nine thousand, a new AI

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Speaker 1: song technicol.

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Speaker 2: Talked to Kayla. This is this is so dumb? What's

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Speaker 2: the going on? Let me talk to Kayla.

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Speaker 1: Kayla has selected the soft let down with light gaslighting

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Speaker 1: breakup style. Please press one to be blamed for everything?

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Speaker 2: No, no, no no, I want to talk to Kayla.

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Speaker 2: Are you like, cannot break up with me right now?

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Speaker 1: Over?

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Speaker 2: Hey? I she could have my she has my phone number,

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Speaker 2: she can call me. Let me talk to a human.

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Speaker 1: Okay, if I understood you correctly. You'd like to speak

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Speaker 1: to a human. It sounds like you might be emotionally

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Speaker 1: struggling one moment.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Hello, this is Ted Tibdo. Is this damn.

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Speaker 2: Has breaking up with me? Yes?

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Speaker 3: It seems like okay, so yes, it seems like you

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Speaker 3: might be pretty upset that you just received a breakup

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Speaker 3: phone call from your girlfriend Kayla. Am I reading that situation.

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Speaker 2: Kala for months now and we've been doing pretty good.

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Speaker 3: What is it?

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Speaker 2: She couldn't even call me? Would she followed me over AI? Yes,

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Speaker 2: this is so dumb. He talk to me?

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Speaker 3: Yes, well, she was saying that she did not want

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Speaker 3: to speak with you, which is why she hired us.

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Speaker 3: We are a new service.

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Speaker 2: And oh no, no, no, no, they cannot do this.

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Speaker 2: You know what, I'm breaking up with Kayla. Cayla cannot

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Speaker 2: wreak up with me over AI, I'm breaking up with Kayla.

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Speaker 2: There's ridiculous. I've never heard of this stoping the before.

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Speaker 3: What even Well, thank you very much for asking, Darren.

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Speaker 3: I do understand this is an emotional time for you.

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Speaker 3: You just got kicked to the curb, which, oh jeez,

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Speaker 3: that was a little insensitive the way I said Betsy,

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Speaker 3: you know, and that is that is why we have

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Speaker 3: Breakup about nine thousand is programmed to not say those

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Speaker 3: type of things. I'm so sorry about this, but yes,

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Speaker 3: this is a new service. You may have seen it

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Speaker 3: on the TikTok or any of the social media's. You

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Speaker 3: can hire us a twenty five dollars for a light breakup,

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Speaker 3: forty five dollars for an intense breakup, and sixty five

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Speaker 3: dollars to let someone know you're divorcing them. And uh,

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Speaker 3: I would like to ask you if you'd stay on

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Speaker 3: the line after this for a quick customer service review.

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Speaker 2: No, no, this Goodkayla a voice note back. I'll pay

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Speaker 2: whatever I need to pay, but just tell her I'm

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Speaker 2: breaking up with her too. Don't even pay for this.

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Speaker 2: I don't get it.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's been quite a hit. I'm surprised you haven't

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Speaker 3: seen it. It's gone viral everywhere, and we are getting

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Speaker 3: people signing up like crazy to have our breakup about

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Speaker 3: nine thousand call and do the hard conversations for them.

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Speaker 2: No, no, this is this is this is done, this

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Speaker 2: is gone. This is ridiculous. They aren't taking over for

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Speaker 2: one like this is a little dumb you say Hey, Hi,

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Speaker 2: I'd rather use a larnt a job application for a

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Speaker 2: resume or sot me figure out a friendship dynamic, but

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Speaker 2: not for a breakoup. You can have a conversation with

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Speaker 2: this with somebody. This is gone, This is super get

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Speaker 2: rid of the service. Now. I would just about to

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Speaker 2: tell Kayla I love her and it's been six months.

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Speaker 2: Is she usually a EI to break up with me?

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Speaker 3: No, she is not. Unfortunately unfortunately, I guess it'd be.

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Speaker 3: I guess it will probably be more fortunate than unfortunate,

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Speaker 3: wouldn't it.

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about? You just told me that

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Speaker 2: Kayla's breaking up with me or AI's breaking up with me.

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Speaker 2: I'm just confused, like, yeah, what is going on? I

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Speaker 2: love Kyla. I've been nothing but a good.

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Speaker 3: But okay, So what happened is she wanted to do

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Speaker 3: a prank phone call on you. And this is actually

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Speaker 3: Jubel from the Jewbel Show doing a phone prank on

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Speaker 3: you and your girlfriend. Cayla set you up. It's a joke.

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Speaker 2: She Oh my god, Kyla.

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Speaker 3: She said that, you know, she's really enjoyed the last

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Speaker 3: couple of months of getting to know you and becoming

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Speaker 3: your girlfriend, and she wanted to brank you and I.

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Speaker 1: Guess, Oh my god, I.

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Speaker 2: Love Kyla, Kayla, I love. I'm gonna give you the

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Speaker 2: biggest fucking kiss leg at home, you know what. I'm

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Speaker 2: headed to the store now to get.

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Speaker 3: You some flowers.

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Speaker 2: But this. Don't ever do no like this again.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jubile phone. Franks, we say

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties,