Speaker 1: Previously on the Princess of South Beach, my long last
Speaker 1: twin Maria del Carmin and my maid Estraya wants to
Speaker 1: get revenge on my fake parents Luisan Esteban for murdering
Speaker 1: our biological mother and stealing me as a baby. Wow,
Speaker 1: what a sentence. If that wasn't enough, we found out
Speaker 1: that Rahoul got me pregnant on purpose because his dad, Nacho,
Speaker 1: wants access to our family fortune. Yes, that is the
Speaker 1: same Nacho who happens to be sleeping with my dad
Speaker 1: as Stevan, the Conservative candidate in the upcoming elections for
Speaker 1: mayor of Miami. Hi theres mio. All this plot twisting
Speaker 1: is so DRAMATICA. Can I hear? You? Don't worry? There's
Speaker 1: nobody here. Louisa's at the club, and it's that one
Speaker 1: is off doing some rich person sport like admin. No
Speaker 1: lacross the sump it. The house is all ours to
Speaker 1: snoop around and investigate. Oh, finally that's great. The kids,
Speaker 1: to my catuna, to my MATAA. Oh, you can't just
Speaker 1: walk in here. What if I was asleep or in
Speaker 1: the bathroom or even like naked. I Gloria, I love
Speaker 1: that you haven't lost your confusing sense of humor despite
Speaker 1: the temporary amnesia. Sorry for bursting in. I was just
Speaker 1: so excited to see you. I feel like I haven't
Speaker 1: seen you in weeks. I'm more than me either. We
Speaker 1: saw each other literally forty eight hours ago, hours, days, months, years.
Speaker 1: What is time for a man in love? You know what?
Speaker 1: We need? A proper date, something deeply romantic. I'm a
Speaker 1: little busy today, Raoul, that's that true. I took a
Speaker 1: peek at your calendar. You are completely free. I have
Speaker 1: a calendar. No, I can't hold it in any longer.
Speaker 1: I have a wonderful date, all planned out for us surprise.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Really, I've never been on a date.
Speaker 1: I mean since the temporary amnesia. We're doing something we've
Speaker 1: never done before, something you couldn't have dream up in
Speaker 1: your wildest dreams, like like go carts, even wilder. Actually, Raoul,
Speaker 1: Gloria still isn't feeling good enough to go out on
Speaker 1: exciting dates? Isn't that very Gloria? Um, she looks perfectly
Speaker 1: fine to me. Will you give me the pleasure of
Speaker 1: taking you on an incredibly romantic day of thrilling adventures?
Speaker 1: My sweet love, Rose okay, yes, all right, I'm in perfect.
Speaker 1: I'll come pick you up around two. See you then,
Speaker 1: mimor the icing to my doughnut, the milk for my
Speaker 1: brazen brand, the glasses on my face, the shoelaces on
Speaker 1: my perfect shoe. Oh hey, Mariana Carmen, did you forget
Speaker 1: I exist? You promised we were going to investigate today? Yes,
Speaker 1: but did you hear what Raoul said? He has a
Speaker 1: surprise filled with an a quote thrilling adventures. No, what
Speaker 1: if he takes me to Disney girl? It's overrated. It's
Speaker 1: a small world. Ain't even small, it's big and they
Speaker 1: all acree. I don't know what that is. But what
Speaker 1: if he takes me in a hot air balloon? Those
Speaker 1: things are pretty days. You hot in an air? You
Speaker 1: want to be in hot air in a balloon? What
Speaker 1: about a pony ride at sunset on the beach? You
Speaker 1: cannot ride ponies as an adult. The most exciting thing
Speaker 1: we do at the convent was go on a picnic,
Speaker 1: which is just eating, but outside and with ants. Can
Speaker 1: I enjoy being Gloria just for today? Alright? Alright, alright fine,
Speaker 1: but tomorrow we work on our investigation and revenge and
Speaker 1: sabotage the whole day. Got it? Well, I promise, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I wonder what the state is going to
Speaker 1: be like. I have a good feeling about the ponies, Maria.
Speaker 1: I hadn't told you seven you cannot ride ponies as
Speaker 1: an adult. It won't be in my little pony, be
Speaker 1: my little broke ass pony. So well, Maria del Garmin
Speaker 1: gets ready for her big day. Luisa is a crosstown
Speaker 1: with her therapist, doctor Goldberg, planning one of her own.
Speaker 1: And then he turned over and told me he couldn't
Speaker 1: because he had a headache. And how did that make
Speaker 1: you feel? I mean, he's had a headache every night
Speaker 1: for the last six years, so I wasn't surprised. Honestly,
Speaker 1: it's fine. I don't care. My life is perfect, right, Luisa,
Speaker 1: If you really want to reconnect with your husband, maybe
Speaker 1: you have to try something new. What if you surprise
Speaker 1: Estevan with something, something unexpected, you know, break up their
Speaker 1: routine a surprise. I guess I haven't stopped by Estevan's
Speaker 1: office in quite a while. I could drop in for
Speaker 1: a quick visit. Sure, even something simple like taking him
Speaker 1: lunch can shake things up and spark a change, you know, doctor,
Speaker 1: despite the fact you want a real doctor a psychiatrist
Speaker 1: as a real doctor, sometimes you do have good ideas,
Speaker 1: Thank you, Luisa. Oh well, we're out of time, thank God.
Speaker 1: See you next week. Looks like a Stivan is in
Speaker 1: for an unpleasant surprise, and Louisa might be too. And
Speaker 1: give me ten of those suit jackets and oh, one
Speaker 1: in each color? Yes and quick, I am dropping these
Speaker 1: off as a sexy surprise for my husband. Yes, missus Calderm,
Speaker 1: you know we also have times to go with each one. Perfect,
Speaker 1: I'll take all of them. Ola, Luisa natchal you look
Speaker 1: so you Hi? What are you doing here? Well, I
Speaker 1: was on my way to your husband's office and I
Speaker 1: saw this with the window. I thought I should say Hi, Hi, Hi.
Speaker 1: Look Louisa, I think we got off on the wrong foot.
Speaker 1: I know you don't like me much, but it's been
Speaker 1: ten years. Don't you think it's time you and me
Speaker 1: burry the hatchet? I mean, after all, we're going to
Speaker 1: be family soon, Mina Nacho. Let me make one thing clear.
Speaker 1: Gloria maybe marrying your walking cliche of a son, but
Speaker 1: you and I will never be family. You will never
Speaker 1: be a little. Let's not pretend that isn't what you're after? Right? Wait? Wait, wait, wait, Luisa,
Speaker 1: there's no need to be hostile like you and I
Speaker 1: want the same things. A happy union for our children,
Speaker 1: a prosperous future for our familiesn't happiest day one, But
Speaker 1: don't you want to stay one to be happy? Are
Speaker 1: you suggesting I don't know how to keep my husband happy? No, no,
Speaker 1: I'm sure you know how to keep him happy. Of
Speaker 1: course not. Then what are you implying. I'm not implying anything.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to be friendly. You're not being friendly.
Speaker 1: You're a snake, and I'm the only one that sees it.
Speaker 1: Look I am stay One's best friend. Don't think you're
Speaker 1: getting away. You know what you think I'm up to.
Speaker 1: You may have tricks I've never and why you assume
Speaker 1: the worst of me? I built myself from nothing. There's
Speaker 1: no from whatever it takes to get what you want.
Speaker 1: You're impossible like you and your son to take it
Speaker 1: over this family. Sorry to interrupt this reunion, but miss Calderon,
Speaker 1: did you want the ties and silk as well? Yes?
Speaker 1: I said all of the ties got it? Sorry, Luisa,
Speaker 1: I'm not going anywhere. So I'm just saying both of
Speaker 1: our lives would be easier if we could just get along.
Speaker 1: If you want to play this game, natche be my guest.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't be the first to understand at me. Now,
Speaker 1: if you'll excuse me, my armes suits are waiting. Don't worry.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you can find something for yourself in the
Speaker 1: clearance section. It's in the basement. I need some aloe
Speaker 1: sick burn. Luisa, will you make your triumphant badass bitch exit.
Speaker 1: Let's see how Maria del carmin surprise date is going. Jeez,
Speaker 1: I will slow down. I can't see anything. Well, that's
Speaker 1: the point of a blindfold of my caramelized lump of sugar.
Speaker 1: So what's the surprise date? Where are we going? You'll
Speaker 1: never guess. It's a place you've never been before. Enough
Speaker 1: with the hot air balloons, enough with those beautiful sunsets,
Speaker 1: and enough with those relaxing cruise ships to the Caribbean.
Speaker 1: I wanted to get back to basics, just you and me,
Speaker 1: So I brought you to a public park. Yay, and
Speaker 1: then where's the surprise? This is a surprise me more.
Speaker 1: You've never been to anything public. I don't understand. We're
Speaker 1: at a public parker like a bark person. What today,
Speaker 1: we're gonna see how the other half lives really get
Speaker 1: to know each other outside all the glitz and glam.
Speaker 1: That's why I planned this poor person date, because I
Speaker 1: want you to know that I would still love you
Speaker 1: outside of all the money and the thing. So we're
Speaker 1: here to just walk and talk in the park and
Speaker 1: have a picnic in a public park. You have got
Speaker 1: to stop saying that people are starting to stay over.
Speaker 1: So there's food. I'm starving? Wait? Was I supposed to
Speaker 1: bring food? Yes? Can we just buy a picnic here somewhere? Hey,
Speaker 1: you common person, how much do you want for that picnic? Oh? Stop,
Speaker 1: you can't just buy someone's picnic. Let's let's just go alone.
Speaker 1: What a wonderful suggestion, my tender bed kitten. A little
Speaker 1: solo time with you is exactly what I've been craving.
Speaker 1: What no, no, no, no, no no no no no no
Speaker 1: no no, I'm I'm not referring to that. Let's go
Speaker 1: home and you can tell me exactly what you're referring.
Speaker 1: But oh, I'm not ready to. You know, I've been thinking,
Speaker 1: and there's something super romantic that I want to do.
Speaker 1: I think we should wait until we're married. Wait for what?
Speaker 1: Wait to you know, to say to sex together? Why
Speaker 1: I read it in a magazine. There are couples who
Speaker 1: just put a pause on all that a month before
Speaker 1: getting married to uh increase the anticipation of it. Oh
Speaker 1: oh um, of course, if that's what you want, you
Speaker 1: can tell me if you don't like it, or if
Speaker 1: you want to interrupt right now and say you were kidding,
Speaker 1: you could get something you know. Um, okay, okay, we
Speaker 1: will wait. Then you're the bread to my uh my,
Speaker 1: my sandwich. Yeah, I'm sorry, Manita. I guess today wasn't
Speaker 1: what you expected. Let's see if luisa surprise turns out better.
Speaker 1: Thank you, oh, thank you. You know I love you.
Speaker 1: We are back on with Tea with Tatiana, and I'm
Speaker 1: your host, Tatiana. Obviously, the rich and famous have lives
Speaker 1: that everybody envies, but could we also be suffering? I mean,
Speaker 1: could they be suffering? Tonight's guest is a psychiatrist who
Speaker 1: has treated some of the most famous, including one of
Speaker 1: the Calderones. Please welcome doctor old ber My dear, it's
Speaker 1: a pleasure having such a renowned doctor. I've heard you've
Speaker 1: treated Julio Iglesia's Ricky Martin, Paulina Rubio, and my boyfriend
Speaker 1: in another life, Will Smith. That, Diana, I'm afraid I'm
Speaker 1: not able to review. Oh, the identity of my patients.
Speaker 1: It's confidential, you see. But it is true that I
Speaker 1: work with celebrities, and that's why I want to talk
Speaker 1: about a very serious issue, how fame and social media
Speaker 1: can damage the emotional psyche. So, since you brought it up,
Speaker 1: people say they have seen Louisa Calderone coming out of
Speaker 1: your office. Is that true? Oh? Well, like I said,
Speaker 1: I can't talk about it now. Coming back to our
Speaker 1: issue here, doctor, why don't you tell us about the
Speaker 1: psyche of the probably soon to be first Lady of Miami.
Speaker 1: Oh that would be unprofessional. Oh my god, just kidding,
Speaker 1: unless you want to tell us, and then I'm not kidding. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well tell us about what it's like to treat celebrities.
Speaker 1: Well that, Diana. It's interesting work. Lots of patients struggle
Speaker 1: with a lack of confidence. But I do have a
Speaker 1: patient who is very, very confident. Let's call her patient X.
Speaker 1: Are you talking about the Louisa Calderone. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about another patient, patient X. So I've been
Speaker 1: working with Louis with X on finding her happy place.
Speaker 1: And speaking of happy places, you know which one is mine?
Speaker 1: My Lincoln aviator GT Oh, tell me more. I like
Speaker 1: to drive around and practice my daily affirmations. I am
Speaker 1: an intelligent, powerful and beautiful woman before every session. It's
Speaker 1: something I already know, but it's nice to be reminded.
Speaker 1: That's a great tip, doctor. I'm gonna try that. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: we are out of time, and remember the only excuse
Speaker 1: to not post is if you're in a coma. We'll
Speaker 1: be back with more Calderone scandals on the next team. Satianna. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Manita. I guess today wasn't what you expected.
Speaker 1: Let's see if luisa surprise turns out better. You won't
Speaker 1: believe why I ran into the let's talking more kissing
Speaker 1: your wife? What are we talking about her? Are you
Speaker 1: trying to kill the mood? No? Look that that woman
Speaker 1: has always hated me, and I wonder if she suspects
Speaker 1: us something. And look, we don't be ridiculous. I've been
Speaker 1: married to that woman for twenty years and she has
Speaker 1: never say suspected the clean because I don't think she
Speaker 1: would believe it if she started with her own to eat.
Speaker 1: I brought you a surprise. Uh oh, what's that you
Speaker 1: were saying? Estevan, this is gonna get good popcorn anyone.
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