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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today. The

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Speaker 1: subject is my children are inconvenient This everybody on the show,

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Speaker 1: it's kids broke this okay and listening, all right, we'll

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Speaker 1: get into it. And just a bit right now, the

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Speaker 1: nephew is here. You hear him with today's prank phone

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Speaker 1: call what you got for its nap?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 3: Now, this is a serious prank. Okay, everybody, This is

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Speaker 3: not funny.

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Speaker 4: Serious prank?

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Speaker 5: Is This one right here?

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Speaker 1: Is serious?

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Speaker 3: Can you breastfeed my baby? Okay? Now that's serious stuff

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Speaker 3: right there.

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Speaker 5: All right.

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Speaker 3: When a man needs help and he's reaching out, you know,

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Speaker 3: come on now, reach back.

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Speaker 4: I'm really scared you. Can you breast feed my baby?

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Speaker 5: Let's go get out?

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Speaker 6: Hello hello man?

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Speaker 5: Uh yeah, this hey hey man, uh.

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Speaker 6: Heymen, this this this this uh and uh huh this

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Speaker 6: who this man? Uh yeah, you gave me your phone number.

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Speaker 6: I know you don't know me, but gave me your number.

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Speaker 2: Yeh he talking about on the south side.

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Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, on the south side. He uh,

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Speaker 6: he gave me your number. Man, I'm going through somethings.

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Speaker 6: I thought you might be to help me out, man,

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Speaker 6: because uh, well, see to my girl. And I don't know, man,

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Speaker 6: I think just in left, you know, and uh here

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Speaker 6: left me here with the kids, you know, and I

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Speaker 6: trying to I don't think coming back.

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Speaker 2: My man, my man, I feel for you. But but

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Speaker 2: why you why why are you telling me this?

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Speaker 6: See? Uh see? And I have got these kids by myself.

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Speaker 6: You know. My little boy he three, but my little girl, man,

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Speaker 6: she just she just two months old. Man, you know.

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Speaker 6: And I'm the reason why I got your number because

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Speaker 6: I think you might get to help me because I

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Speaker 6: I I'm just going through this. It's just hard right now. Brother, dog?

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Speaker 2: How many help you?

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Speaker 5: Dog?

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Speaker 2: I got kids of my own? Dog? How man?

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Speaker 6: Help you? Well? See that that's what I'm saying. Now,

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Speaker 6: ain't you ain't you married to? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: My wife? How you know my wife? Dog?

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Speaker 4: See knows what I'm saying.

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Speaker 6: I mean, I kind of know y'all through y'all before

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Speaker 6: through him, and uh but sit here the deal man.

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Speaker 6: Like like I said, I got my kids, man, my

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Speaker 6: my my little boy three, but my little girl ain't

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Speaker 6: but two months?

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Speaker 5: Man.

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Speaker 6: How many kids y'all got?

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Speaker 4: Man?

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Speaker 2: We got three kids? Man, I I got a ten

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Speaker 2: year old, eight year old and a six month old.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to I really don't know what you asking

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Speaker 2: asking me. Man. I got my own family, I got

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Speaker 2: to take care of you asking me for help? I mean,

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Speaker 2: what is it you need, man?

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Speaker 5: And what I'm trying to do with this year, I'm

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Speaker 5: of man. Like I'm saying.

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Speaker 7: Then ran off, man and done left, and I don't.

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Speaker 5: Think I don't think coming back. I don't think she's

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Speaker 5: coming back. But I need some help. I need some

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Speaker 5: help from from your wife. I need her to.

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Speaker 4: Come by the house today. Can she do you think?

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Speaker 2: What do you need come at your house for?

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Speaker 5: Because the baby, the baby, the baby needs some milk.

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Speaker 6: Man.

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Speaker 2: We got a couple of cans and we got to

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Speaker 5: Dog.

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Speaker 2: You're more than happy to have these You have these cans,

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Speaker 2: but I can't be having my wife at your house.

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Speaker 2: Dog got all kids.

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Speaker 4: I understand that, but the baby.

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Speaker 6: Needs to milk. That's what start I need.

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Speaker 2: I need to come by and feed the baby.

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Speaker 5: Dog.

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Speaker 2: I just told you to come by drop off a

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Speaker 2: couple of cans and milks. But I mean, I don't

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Speaker 2: even know you like that, player. I ain't about to

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Speaker 2: just have my wife coming to your damn house. I

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Speaker 2: don't know you, but I need her to.

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Speaker 4: Come by and see the baby.

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Speaker 2: Man, dog, what a hell you can't see your baby?

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Speaker 4: Well, come by, brush the baby?

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Speaker 7: What you want to watch?

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Speaker 5: To come out of your house and do what I

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Speaker 5: want the baby.

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Speaker 2: I told you you lost your mind. I don't know

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Speaker 2: you to be talking about my wife coming to your house,

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Speaker 2: breastfeeding your baby, matter effect stuff.

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Speaker 7: You get my number?

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Speaker 2: Who the hell is anyway? I don't stop thinking about

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Speaker 2: I don't know no right say, dog? Don't call me

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Speaker 2: with this?

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Speaker 5: Dog?

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Speaker 2: Is you talking about breasting your baby?

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Speaker 4: Why would you do this?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 4: Why would you? Why would you let the baby? Why

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Speaker 4: would you come between the baby's health?

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Speaker 6: Why are you doing that?

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Speaker 1: Dog?

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, dog, Bring your baby over here,

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Speaker 2: you and the baby.

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Speaker 7: Come over here.

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Speaker 2: Bring your baby baby over here, and when and when

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Speaker 2: you get here, as soon as she pull out it,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna knock your teeth down your throat. Now, come

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Speaker 2: on over. We're gonna be here. She's gonna be all day.

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Speaker 4: Don't do it, don't do don't let you go and

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Speaker 4: stop between the baby's help.

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Speaker 2: I'm just trying to god, how you're gonna call me

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Speaker 2: talking about my wife breast.

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Speaker 7: Steed your baby.

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Speaker 2: I'll sip you know what?

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Speaker 7: Hold on?

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Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, hold on? What's hold on? Hold on?

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Speaker 2: What's up? Baby? You know and her husband?

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Speaker 6: You don't know them.

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Speaker 2: My wife don't know you, and I don't know you.

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Speaker 2: Eating Chase?

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Speaker 6: Do you know a name?

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Speaker 2: Supposedly he live on the south side, he know us.

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Speaker 6: You don't know him.

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Speaker 2: Eating? Hold on, I don't know you.

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 6: What.

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Speaker 2: This is another line talking about his wife done left

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Speaker 2: him with the two kids. He wants you to come

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Speaker 2: to his crib if breastfeed his baby. Baby don't baby,

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Speaker 2: don't trip.

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Speaker 6: I got this.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna holler. Let you in a minute. Dog, We

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Speaker 2: don't dog, we don't know who did you calling me?

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Speaker 2: Fu more things?

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Speaker 4: I want to tell you your listen to me.

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Speaker 2: You better be saying your address.

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Speaker 6: That's what you better be saying.

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Speaker 4: Lessing time from the steam Hard Morning show. You just

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Speaker 4: got t.

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Speaker 2: Ain't this up?

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Speaker 6: Hit this bottom?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 4: You know man?

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Speaker 7: Come on dog?

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Speaker 2: Then uh Temmy dog Dog.

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Speaker 6: You about to get your whipped.

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Speaker 2: Tommy whoever somebody's getting there.

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Speaker 4: Whoops?

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Speaker 7: Tell me, you gotta tell me what ill the baddest

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Speaker 7: radio show in the light Steve.

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Speaker 2: Harvey Morning Show?

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Speaker 5: You did hear.

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Speaker 6: Uh?

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Speaker 5: Man?

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Speaker 6: Y'all got me.

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Speaker 5: Hold the man won.

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Speaker 3: It was some breast milk. You see what I'm saying

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Speaker 3: for the babby, for the baby.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, for the.

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Speaker 3: Baby audacity, where's the village?

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Speaker 8: I have.

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Speaker 3: No word all this breast milk in the village.

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Speaker 1: I can't help, says the person that does not make

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Speaker 1: breast milk at all.

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Speaker 3: Right now, village, and I can't get no help.

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Speaker 8: The nephew is coming to what as Father's Day weekend.

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Speaker 8: Y'all do not want to miss it. It is the

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Speaker 8: nephew Tommy's house party, comedy jam. Matter of fact, all

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Speaker 8: my frat brothers in Dallas, Texas, y'all come out and

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Speaker 8: hang out with you.

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Speaker 6: Boy.

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Speaker 8: Let's just have a straight up Kappa Alpha PSI night

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Speaker 8: for Father's Day weekend. That would be June fifteenth, Saturday

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Speaker 8: Night at the Majestic Kickers.

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Speaker 5: On sale right now.

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Speaker 8: I got Tony Robbers, I got Dominique, and I got

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Speaker 8: great ignorance of nephew Tommy. All night long. We gonna

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Speaker 8: have some fun. It's a party with some comedy all

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Speaker 8: wrapped up in the water.

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Speaker 6: You don't want to miss that.

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Speaker 8: You don't want I think stupid to another level.

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Speaker 5: I really do. I I bleed it.

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Speaker 1: Yes you do.

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Speaker 6: We beleeve it all right.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next, Strawberry Letter. My children are inconvenient is

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Speaker 1: the subject. We'll get into that right after this. You're

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Speaker 1: listening Hardy Morning Show.