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Speaker 1: good marded everybody, y'all listening to the boss, come on

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Speaker 1: dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey got a

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Speaker 1: radio show. Keep saying it can't stop. Man o, man o, man,

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Speaker 1: what a journey it has been. I thank God for

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Speaker 1: every single step of the way. I learned to thank

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Speaker 1: him for the bad times too, because it taught me something.

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Speaker 1: All the bad times, all the failures, they became valuable

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Speaker 1: experiences in my life. Every time I failed, I learned

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Speaker 1: of all my hardships in my life, and it's really

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Speaker 1: has been never changed in my life. God has always

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Speaker 1: way it is, it's real clear. Ain't no loopholes in it.

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Speaker 1: Every time you jump through a loophole, that's something over

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Speaker 1: Just use it. If you hear me clearly, I'm really

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Speaker 1: of people. Here's who's stopping so many people. You keep looking.

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Speaker 1: We keep looking for others to save us. We keep

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Speaker 1: We keep looking for someone else's approval. We always looking

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Speaker 1: All of this, man, that death promised that somebody told

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Speaker 1: Why won't they recognize me? Why won't they give me closure?

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Speaker 1: It changed my whole life. Your whole life can get

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Speaker 1: and the God in you. Really man. People disappoint you,

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Speaker 1: But that's because guess what you got all yours banked

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Speaker 1: my bad, Steve. Now, Steve, I ain't winning cause they

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Speaker 1: why I ain't winning. You ain't winning cause you ain't praying.

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Speaker 1: You got the praying, believe in work. That's the key.

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Speaker 1: Come on, man, you got it within you. Oh it's there.

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Speaker 1: your undivided attention. Please. This is the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: This show would be nothing without the following people. I'm

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Speaker 1: triple tune power, baby, the triple ts. If you get

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Speaker 1: to get your tubes together, baby, Thank you Lord for

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Speaker 1: this day. Today is the day that the Lord has made.

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Speaker 1: Is it a process? And learn how to be grateful

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Speaker 1: to that question is why everybody? Because it happens to everybody,

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Speaker 1: But all of those downs always lead to up. So

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Speaker 1: when you get down, be grateful because you know He's

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Speaker 1: What about today? Antybody doing nothing to you? Today? Have

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Speaker 1: But no, instead of being grateful, you get up, you

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Speaker 1: but thanking God for the blessing to come and for

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Speaker 1: my no pout whoa. I ain't even got that rope

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Speaker 1: the house as anonymous, and Flint says, I'm married, but

420
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:28,160
Speaker 1: I've been sexting with the man that's younger. I send

421
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Speaker 1: him nudes. I send him some nudes and he said

422
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:34,560
Speaker 1: he wants me bear down there, so I went and

423
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 1: got it waxed. I have never been completely bear before.

424
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:43,600
Speaker 1: So how do I explain this to my husband I

425
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:48,159
Speaker 1: have I don't. I have no idea. I don't know

426
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,960
Speaker 1: what to tell you. I don't know what you've been doing.

427
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:52,280
Speaker 1: I don't know what. I don't know if you know

428
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:54,400
Speaker 1: what the ladies he is. I don't care. It ain't

429
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 1: really my business what you do down now. But I

430
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know how you know. You don't

431
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 1: know what a husband gonna say, though, Oh, okay, we're

432
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:10,400
Speaker 1: doing it like that now, Oh oh we bad rasslet

433
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:13,439
Speaker 1: it depending on how old he is, you know, because

434
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:16,359
Speaker 1: she says she texted sexy with a younger one and

435
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:19,120
Speaker 1: he want to see it down there. Now. Obviously y'all old,

436
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:22,560
Speaker 1: cause shavin ain't in y'all's manual of things to do.

437
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 1: So you know, if you old people, it you know,

438
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 1: just you know, looks a little different. I would assume

439
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,320
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on down there, no mo,

440
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,639
Speaker 1: like I used to. You know, I used to know

441
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:38,000
Speaker 1: what the trends was. I don't really know trends no more. Yeah,

442
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:42,240
Speaker 1: you know, you ain't the scene but one in a while. Yeah,

443
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:45,760
Speaker 1: I don't really know about trends, no mo. So I

444
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 1: don't know what they're doing and what they ain't doing.

445
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 1: I was still no, no, no, no. When I was

446
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:56,199
Speaker 1: out there, it was a new thing. Was just you know,

447
00:26:56,320 --> 00:27:00,320
Speaker 1: flipping clean, you know, everything machine, everything was you know.

448
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:03,160
Speaker 1: I was there for the change. I don't know if

449
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:06,920
Speaker 1: things have gone back or nothing like that. I wish

450
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 1: I could help you, but I don't know. Like I say,

451
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 1: the treats, yeah, I transition, Yeah, I saw the transition,

452
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 1: and I appreciated it too, because it just means things

453
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 1: a lot more, you know, present easy, You know, it

454
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:26,879
Speaker 1: was lack of confusion. You know all this here but

455
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 1: that you know I've done one, you know just what's different.

456
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 1: You know, I thank the Lord for it too, you know,

457
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:39,359
Speaker 1: glory in your life, boy, God that I lived, you know,

458
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:46,200
Speaker 1: from I must admit, from growing up in segregation, what

459
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 1: to waxing. I just want to thank the Lord that

460
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 1: I saw all the changes. I didn't have a sale

461
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,879
Speaker 1: phone until I was damned then thirty. Thank you Lord,

462
00:27:54,960 --> 00:28:00,040
Speaker 1: I saw all the change right, the situation right to

463
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:04,119
Speaker 1: see it. So that's all. Yeah, we'll march on this

464
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 1: though I don't come across the bridge. I'dn't done seven

465
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 1: times round. The justice sent it without ya. I haven't

466
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:16,960
Speaker 1: done all of this. I have set down at the

467
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 1: counter downtown at Christy, but my MoMA, white folks didn't

468
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:23,199
Speaker 1: feed us, and we set fire to the place. I

469
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 1: was there for that. Yes, you're not gonna do it.

470
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 1: I broke out of one day and rose and blooms

471
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 1: and stole the green leather jacket full sides it's too big.

472
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:37,359
Speaker 1: I was definitely well, you know, I was there for that.

473
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 1: Sexual revolution to that I was, I was transition. Yes,

474
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 1: that scared me at first. I didn't know what it was.

475
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 1: S listen coming up, sorry about that to our audience.

476
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have

477
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 1: some entertainment nudes. Were you right after? It is pretty

478
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 1: you're listening morning show, Steve can change. When you first

479
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 1: started traveling and you're doing the road, you don't have

480
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 1: good luck. It's really cheap. You don't have Samson, No, no,

481
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 1: you don't have none of that. So I mean I

482
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:15,720
Speaker 1: got real Oh man, that was a good one, Pearl,

483
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 1: I got real bad lugg. I'm at the bag exclaiming

484
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 1: I see a ship come around. I'm like, that looked

485
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 1: like mine. And then I see some shues, some shoe,

486
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 1: my bag, bust over steed, all my stuff coming around.

487
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 1: Hey dog, now you gotta pick yourself for one. That's

488
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 1: too embarrassing. He was the last one. Yeah, So mine

489
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 1: is just because I'm a German fault. But I have

490
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 1: been at the bathroom you're on with too much stuff

491
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 1: in my hand and accidentally, you know, you got your

492
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 1: phone in your hand, your keys, and you got too

493
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,720
Speaker 1: much in your hand. You know, you be trying to

494
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 1: put it somewhere. You don't want to lay it down.

495
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 1: Your phone in your hand. I'm trying to go. I

496
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:20,600
Speaker 1: have had I have had my glasses in my hand

497
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 1: and accidentally dropped them. And where did I drop them?

498
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 1: Right in that Damn you're wow? Did you get them out? Yeah?

499
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 1: You see on the rest of the ask that initial question. Yeah,

500
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 1: but I tell you what, I need both hands. I

501
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 1: can't have liting with money. I'm sorry because I got poor.

502
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 1: I got I need both hands. We're not going to bathroom.

503
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 1: Had his keys, the phone glass, everything is his hand,

504
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:58,200
Speaker 1: but with a water balls. But when you've dinner with

505
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 1: as much as I'm dealing with, I guys kept both

506
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 1: heads because I'm in him. Man, you know what you

507
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 1: do if your stuff No, I want my stuff on

508
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 1: the floor. I gotta have both. Yeah, because I got

509
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 1: some hamlet Damn this phone. Okay seeing that, damn tear

510
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 1: myself because you're the ladies room. We have a hook

511
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 1: We got no hooks. You have to look for our

512
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,640
Speaker 1: purse or stuck. And yeah, in the ladies room we

513
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 1: have all that. Oh no, no, that's none of that.

514
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 1: After after after ain't got none of that was in

515
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 1: the stall. I was at the stand up. Yeah yeah,

516
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 1: with his glasses and dropping stuff. I don't know I

517
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 1: got put all this stuff. I gotta leave something on

518
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 1: the sleep. I damn, I need a hammock around my neck.

519
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:04,200
Speaker 1: I'm just old on. Wow you I think you are

520
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 1: right now. I ain't. I can't have nothing in mine.

521
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 1: I got that book, I fill my time. Wouldn't tell

522
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 1: me phone, bottle of water in the yard, and a luggage,

523
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 1: just some eminem time and phone charger. I had some

524
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 1: stuff in his hand, put it with my pa. So

525
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 1: I'm just a little bit. You don't any other on

526
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 1: every hand. He was speaking of people next to I

527
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 1: was multitasking. Do not do that well about dropping glass? Yeah? Yeah?

528
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 1: What have we learned? What have we learned? My plans

529
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 1: were nothing because big felling No, it's time. But what

530
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 1: have we learned? I know there's something from that. We

531
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 1: got a slight receipt and all of us drapped. Okay,

532
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 1: sometimes it just takes two hands. All right, that's what

533
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 1: I shall appreciate you telling that time. They're making people think.

534
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 1: I'm not blissed you now, have you got all that stuff? Okay?

535
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 1: Do we need to go over the story? Again, you

536
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 1: got a little I know where we did a little

537
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:25,359
Speaker 1: hand joke, but you got all that stuff in your head.

538
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:33,760
Speaker 1: You could tell that a masterful feet, that maskful feet. Guys. Okay,

539
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 1: so Shirley, Yeah, I think I missed something one more time, Steve.

540
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 1: What did he have in his hand? Because ahead of

541
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 1: keys a sound phone, bottle of water, a phone charger,

542
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 1: and some king and my glass boy and his glad

543
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:18,359
Speaker 1: eight imminels and he would just holding little boy. Hey

544
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:28,360
Speaker 1: right here, boys, Tommy, you walked into that one. I

545
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:33,920
Speaker 1: want to thank you too, soy al right, okay, so again,

546
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:40,160
Speaker 1: what have we learn? It takes sometimes paint booth your hands?

547
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 1: Thank you? Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning

548
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:48,919
Speaker 1: Show right after this. You're listening to the Steve Morning Show.

549
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time now for a round.

550
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 1: I would you rather? Would you rather receive unlimited text

551
00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 1: messages from Kanye West or Donald Trump? For ten days?

552
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: They were way more interested, I really think, so, yeah, man, yeah,

553
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 1: Kanye ain't y Yeah yeah. Actually Man is a good dude,

554
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:21,360
Speaker 1: it really is. Yeah. And and Trump is actually a

555
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:26,319
Speaker 1: really bad dude, so yeah, yeah, yeah, he really is. Yeah.

556
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 1: I just I think I think YEA needs a real friend,

557
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 1: real friend that actually loves him, cares about him, and

558
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 1: wants to protect him, and that means not agree with everything. Yeah,

559
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 1: all right, would you rather lose all the money you

560
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 1: earned this year? Or would you rather lose all of

561
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 1: the memories you gained this year? I ain't got a

562
00:36:54,480 --> 00:37:00,200
Speaker 1: member damn thing. You know. We're taking on these checks though.

563
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:03,320
Speaker 1: Matter of fact, I don't even ask me. Do you remember?

564
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 1: Well that's prices. But I'm gonna be trying to remember

565
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 1: where the hell my money went to though, I'm trying

566
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,919
Speaker 1: to remember why I was at work all him damn day.

567
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 1: You took all of it, boy, all the money you

568
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 1: made this year, of all the memories. All right, well

569
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 1: let me see you know, really technically, technically, I really, honestly,

570
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 1: I keep the memories. I can go make some more money. Yeah,

571
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:39,480
Speaker 1: you know I could go. Really, I keep the memories

572
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 1: because I can go. I can replace the money I

573
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 1: can get some This year. I mean, my mama turned,

574
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 1: my mama turned eighty, and my baby girl graduated. You

575
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:54,279
Speaker 1: never remember that again? Uh that that. I gotta have

576
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 1: it in my head. I gotta have it in my head.

577
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:02,839
Speaker 1: All right. I'm just broke with I'm broke with that though.

578
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:08,759
Speaker 1: Huh y here all right? Would you rather be stuck

579
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 1: in your house stuck? Would you rather be stuck with

580
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:14,880
Speaker 1: your spouse in a treehouse? Or would you rather be

581
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:18,279
Speaker 1: stuck with your spouse in a tent on a rainy day?

582
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 1: Treehouse or tent on a rainy day? What? Either way?

583
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 1: I'm fine because there ain't no a conditioning there. She

584
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 1: ain't got that thing on sixty. I'm good in a treehouse.

585
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 1: I don't care which one it is. She ain't freezing

586
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 1: me to down junior tent? Why so? Rain? Rain is sexy?

587
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:49,359
Speaker 1: Rain is sexy? All right? Okay that treehouse with that rain?

588
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,239
Speaker 1: All right, guys, that's today's round. I would you rather

589
00:38:54,800 --> 00:39:01,240
Speaker 1: you're listening? All right? It's time for coming many roulette guys,

590
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,120
Speaker 1: And uh yeah, you want to explain it quickly? Jay?

591
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 1: All right, here we go comedy roulette, very simple. Day

592
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 1: after day, our comedy gets tested on this damn shelf.

593
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 1: You ain't that funny, You ain't that brilliant. Well, we're

594
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:20,759
Speaker 1: gonna show you how brilliant we are. We're gonna take

595
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:24,320
Speaker 1: five subjects, put them on the wheel, spind the wheel,

596
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:27,880
Speaker 1: wed stop. We're gonna riff on it one at a

597
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 1: time because we that damn funny. That's what we is.

598
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:37,399
Speaker 1: Damn fun Here we go. All right, all right, we'll

599
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:40,440
Speaker 1: see how funny you guys are. Okay, here go the topics.

600
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:46,880
Speaker 1: Number one girls with big heads, Monica, oh a. Number

601
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:55,799
Speaker 1: two bossy women, Corlin whatever. Number three high butt men.

602
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 1: You're not doing that. Number four men with ugly wives.

603
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:09,799
Speaker 1: Number five old guys who live alone. I like that, Jay,

604
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 1: And then number six people who clown at funerals. Let's

605
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 1: go casp in the wheels. Please. Okay, it's not done.

606
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 1: Number four men with ugly wives. Let's see what easy? Easy?

607
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:40,279
Speaker 1: First of all, how do you tell a man that

608
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 1: his wife is more manly than him? How do you

609
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,320
Speaker 1: say that to him? Man? How do you bring it

610
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:49,880
Speaker 1: up that your wife's hands look like gloves? How do

611
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 1: you say that? You say, I don't mean no harm,

612
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:58,879
Speaker 1: but your wife's hands look like baseball Mitch, I don't

613
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,319
Speaker 1: mean I mean distress that one. How do you bring

614
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 1: that up? You know? Sometimes, Ja, you just got to

615
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:06,439
Speaker 1: tell her man. Hey, man, I don't mean no harm,

616
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:09,960
Speaker 1: but I'm almost certain when your when your wife was born,

617
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 1: the doctor slept erebody. You know what I'm feel You don't,

618
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 1: I fig you know what, I'll tell you what like this,

619
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 1: This is how you know your wife, honey. When they

620
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:27,799
Speaker 1: started complimenting other body parts, they just bring up, Hey,

621
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 1: I really like their knees. Your wife got some real nice,

622
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:40,799
Speaker 1: regular knees. She let the kind of when she got

623
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 1: some healthy Ask me when they say that resting voice

624
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:54,279
Speaker 1: in your wife does she smokes? She always had that. Man,

625
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 1: I don't know that I do this route, but I'm

626
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Speaker 1: gonna just give you some facts about men who have

627
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Speaker 1: ugly WIY. Fact Number one, divorce rate is higher. It's

628
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Speaker 1: just how you got to get out. You know, as

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Speaker 1: soon as they present you with papers, you're gonna sign

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Speaker 1: another thing. I found out a man with ugly wife

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Speaker 1: got real fine WIY just shopping in the gym that

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Speaker 1: you lit overweight people men who have ugly wise, here's

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Speaker 1: the biggest fact I think about men with ugly one. Okay,

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00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:51,480
Speaker 1: men hate the night. We got here and get in

635
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:59,279
Speaker 1: this big the only thing they hate more than the night.

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Speaker 1: In the morning they wake up and look she's still

637
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 1: yeah man, and get mad. This helpful still here. She

638
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:22,400
Speaker 1: would run away by now yeah, do you go to

639
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 1: the mall with her? You don't give a damn wet

640
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 1: yet ain't nobody as I left all the dam she's

641
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:42,280
Speaker 1: still here shop once again. You guys nailed it once again.

642
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Speaker 1: All right, that's it for comedy relett r. We'll be

643
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 1: back with nephew Timmy's praying phone call right after this.

644
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Speaker 1: You're listening morning show coming up at the top of

645
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 1: the hour, right about four minutes after today's strawberry letter.

646
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:01,839
Speaker 1: My subject is he really thinks I took advantage of him.

647
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 1: He really thinks I took advantage of him. But right

648
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 1: now the nephew is here with today's praying phone call.

649
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 1: What do you have for us today? Naf You can't

650
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 1: come back to church. You can't come back to church. Hey,

651
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 1: I understand you and the Lord got a relationship, but

652
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:32,919
Speaker 1: away here. You can't come back to this church though,

653
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:40,480
Speaker 1: Come on, can't Let's get it. Hello, I'm trying to

654
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 1: reach Sister short Reads Mayfield, Deacon Bobs from the from

655
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 1: the church. From from our church. Yes, yes, ma'am, okay,

656
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 1: from from from can you hear me? Good? The old

657
00:44:56,160 --> 00:45:00,800
Speaker 1: phone on work? We're good? Yeah, my phone? Okay, okay,

658
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 1: that I called it. The deacon board didn't had a

659
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:08,279
Speaker 1: meeting as well as uh pastors and uh they didn't

660
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 1: have a meeting. That come to the understanding that, uh,

661
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:16,279
Speaker 1: they're gonna ask you to not come to church right

662
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:19,880
Speaker 1: now because about that the boards of your Eric and

663
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:23,839
Speaker 1: James being in jail the way there is and want

664
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Speaker 1: to want you to just stop. I don't know if

665
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 1: they're gonna suspend you from church right now, but they

666
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:31,879
Speaker 1: they think it put a bad look on the church.

667
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 1: My kids being in jail put a bad look on

668
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 1: the church. Well, that's what that's what's what the that's

669
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 1: what they come up with. Now, we didn't had to

670
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 1: meet with the deacon board and with passing stoves. I

671
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 1: don't understand why y'all have a meeting about my kids

672
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:49,759
Speaker 1: in the church. What my kids got to do with

673
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 1: the church. Well, what we're trying to do is show

674
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 1: a good example to the youth that we got there. Okay,

675
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 1: you can show a good example about me being there

676
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 1: paying my times an offer. Well, that was another thing

677
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:04,080
Speaker 1: that's been brought down attention that we're gonna be calling

678
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:06,360
Speaker 1: a lot of members about it. People not paying the

679
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 1: tie the way they fold I pay my task. I

680
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know who told you that, Deacon Bars.

681
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 1: I don't even know, first of all, who you are,

682
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,880
Speaker 1: and I'm not trying to be mean to you, and

683
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 1: I don't I don't even understand why you how you

684
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:21,840
Speaker 1: even got my phone number. I pay my tis, I

685
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,839
Speaker 1: pay my offering. Go on your computer at the church,

686
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 1: call your secretary or whoever. Let me let me, let

687
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:30,399
Speaker 1: me ask you this just fee. Do you pay your

688
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:35,399
Speaker 1: ties according to what you make? Yes? I do check

689
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 1: the books. What what now? What it is? We can't

690
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 1: check the books that we don't know exactly what you make?

691
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 1: Is what I'm saying. What I make is my destiness

692
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:50,240
Speaker 1: between me and Jesus. I give him his ten percent.

693
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 1: And that's how Mars he'll need to know. I understand

694
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 1: exactly where you're coming from, but not. The main issue

695
00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 1: on table is about the boys and and being you know,

696
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:03,400
Speaker 1: disrupted the way to hell. They don't want that to

697
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:06,719
Speaker 1: be to bleed over to the youth. Quiet, Wait a minute,

698
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:09,320
Speaker 1: Wait a minute. And first of all, I would appreciate

699
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 1: if you would have a pastor to tell me this hisself.

700
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:15,480
Speaker 1: And then second of all, if somebody kids is having

701
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:18,080
Speaker 1: trouble in the world or whatever y'all supposed to pray

702
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 1: for him, not put them at the church, or they Mama, Well,

703
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 1: I'm I'm we're gonna we're gonna pray for and we're

704
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 1: gonna pray for you too, but we don't want them

705
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 1: shared over to the youth that we got that doing

706
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 1: good with that. Well, I'm gonna keep coming. Y'all can't

707
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 1: stop me from coming to the church. I'm gonna keep coming.

708
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 1: So I don't know who you're talking to. And you

709
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 1: tell a pastor to call me hitself and tell me

710
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 1: I can't come to Heal and you have nobody calling

711
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 1: me telling me that I can't come to Hell that

712
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 1: is a free church. I'm gonna get the pass and

713
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:53,800
Speaker 1: called up as you get the pastor to call me,

714
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:56,840
Speaker 1: because you have no business calling me telling me that

715
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:59,759
Speaker 1: I can't come to God's house. I don't want you

716
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 1: to get into role with me. I'm not getting I'm

717
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:05,719
Speaker 1: not getting angry with nobody. Did I work. I don't

718
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:09,320
Speaker 1: work eighteen sixteen hours today. I don't have half nobody

719
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 1: calling me telling me that I can't come to a

720
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 1: church that I pay my cars and offering it not

721
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 1: that I own the church, I pay my cars because

722
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 1: that's that's due to God. But y'all really making me

723
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 1: upset by telling me I can't come now because of

724
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 1: my kids in their troubles. Where was you this past son?

725
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 1: To you? Wasn't there? I wasn't that church because I

726
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:32,839
Speaker 1: had over stuff? And why is that in your your bill? Now?

727
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 1: There you go being an up roll with me again.

728
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 1: I don't know who this is. How could you call

729
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 1: somebody about church busts over the phone. This don't make sense.

730
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:48,320
Speaker 1: Chise of Mayville. Hello, Yeah, one more thing. This nephew

731
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:55,080
Speaker 1: timent from the Steve Harvey Morning Ship just got I

732
00:48:55,400 --> 00:49:17,279
Speaker 1: got you y I'm like, who is this guy telling

733
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:20,879
Speaker 1: about church being? You know what I like about you? Though?

734
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody gonna keep you out the Lord's house. You're

735
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:30,080
Speaker 1: gonna show up and show out every Sunday. Every Sunday

736
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 1: I'm coming to church. We thank you everybody. Let me

737
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:41,240
Speaker 1: ask you something. That's the baddest radio show in the land.

738
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 1: Now do you even have to ask me that? To

739
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:50,520
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey more than itself? If I tell you you

740
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 1: can't come back and you just can't come back, that

741
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 1: you theydn't like it, though. Are you to tell I

742
00:49:57,719 --> 00:50:01,439
Speaker 1: am the appointed person that called you when you can't

743
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 1: come back? That's why I came. And the Lord don't

744
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:10,880
Speaker 1: call you on this either. It's officials at the church. Okay,

745
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 1: y'all gonna start respecting these church officials. Okay, ask you this.

746
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,279
Speaker 1: Do they really put people out of the church. Can

747
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 1: you get put out of the church. Yeah, you can't

748
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 1: get put out of the church. Yeah you can put yes,

749
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:24,200
Speaker 1: you can. You come in here with that foolishness, they

750
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 1: will ask you not to come back. You can get

751
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:27,480
Speaker 1: put out on time. And you're right. I don't even

752
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 1: know why my sister got put out. I didn't want to.

753
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 1: I just thought about it. What Yeah, we can't for what?

754
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 1: Oh oh my gosh, my siters did too much at

755
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:41,600
Speaker 1: the church. You know, all that running down the house,

756
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,880
Speaker 1: you know, out down the out, screaming and everything. They

757
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 1: told her your ass can't come back no more. But

758
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:52,399
Speaker 1: she come through. Not doing announcement communicated. You don't get

759
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 1: the you don't get the spirit doing the announcement. Yeah,

760
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:58,239
Speaker 1: we got doing announcement. You don't know. But see this

761
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:00,879
Speaker 1: right here, this was about this lady and her boy

762
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:02,719
Speaker 1: has been in jail. That's what we don't want. I'll

763
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:04,360
Speaker 1: let it. You know you don't. We don't want you

764
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:08,360
Speaker 1: mixing with other kids. But that okay, now you're not

765
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 1: coming up with you, all right, nephew, I'm next Strawberry Letters.

766
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:15,960
Speaker 1: Subject he really thinks I took advantage of him. We'll

767
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:19,400
Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening to Steve

768
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:24,399
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show Time now guys for today's Strawberry Letter

769
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:29,320
Speaker 1: and listen. If you need advice and relationships on dating, work, sex, parenting,

770
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM

771
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:36,960
Speaker 1: dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be

772
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:39,799
Speaker 1: reading your letter live on the air, just like we're

773
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:43,440
Speaker 1: gonna read this one right here, right now. Buggle up

774
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:45,440
Speaker 1: and hold on tight. We got it for you here.

775
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 1: It is Strawberry letter. Okay, what say? What's that? Yeah?

776
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 1: Take two? Please buggle up, but hold on type. We

777
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:58,759
Speaker 1: got it for you here. It is Strawberry Letter. Thank you, sir,

778
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:06,279
Speaker 1: Liability Williams that you didn't hit it code forty five.

779
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 1: You go, there you go, that's the one. Yes, all right,

780
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:14,280
Speaker 1: thank you, nephew. Subject he really thinks I took advantage

781
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:17,000
Speaker 1: of him. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm in my late thirties

782
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:19,440
Speaker 1: and I'm dating a man that I met at church.

783
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 1: I found out that he talked to our pastor about me,

784
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:26,240
Speaker 1: and the pastor Hennett that he might be ready to propose.

785
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 1: I got excited and decided it was time to take

786
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 1: our relationship to the next level, meaning it was time

787
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 1: for sex. We have been together for six months, and

788
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 1: we were friends for two years before we started dating.

789
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:42,799
Speaker 1: We haven't had sex, but we sleep in the same

790
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:45,360
Speaker 1: bed a lot, and I like to sleep in my underwear.

791
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:48,319
Speaker 1: I must admit that he is a strong willed man

792
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 1: because I look great in my underwear and I am irresistible.

793
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:56,920
Speaker 1: We have also taken a few showers together, and again

794
00:52:57,400 --> 00:53:00,120
Speaker 1: he never made a move on me. He says, you

795
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 1: ain't right, or you play too much to let me

796
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:05,920
Speaker 1: know he's turned on by me. This past weekend, he

797
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:08,080
Speaker 1: stayed at my house and I slipped into some of

798
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:11,439
Speaker 1: my sexy lingerie before we went to bed. I told

799
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:13,719
Speaker 1: him that it was time for us to explore each

800
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:17,440
Speaker 1: other intimately, and he said that in due time we would.

801
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,759
Speaker 1: But when he lay next to me in the bed,

802
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:24,239
Speaker 1: his body said something else. I initiated some pregame activities

803
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:28,719
Speaker 1: and we had the most romantic intimate experience ever. I

804
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:33,000
Speaker 1: was relieved and very happy happy afterward because I wanted

805
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 1: to make sure he knew what he was doing in

806
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:38,440
Speaker 1: the bedroom. The next morning, he woke me up and

807
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 1: said we needed to talk. He told me that I

808
00:53:41,239 --> 00:53:44,560
Speaker 1: was too forward, and I seduced him after he told

809
00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:47,800
Speaker 1: me needed to wait to have sex. Now, the beautiful

810
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 1: night I thought we had was ruined. He told me

811
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:54,360
Speaker 1: that he thought I was the one for him, but

812
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:58,239
Speaker 1: now he's not sure if we're compatible. I reminded him

813
00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:01,320
Speaker 1: that he never set stop and it takes two people

814
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:03,399
Speaker 1: to do what we did. Do you think I took

815
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 1: advantage of him? Please help? All right? I don't, necessarily no,

816
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:11,239
Speaker 1: think you took advantage of him of him, I think

817
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:15,720
Speaker 1: you took advantage of the situation. And I'm gonna go here. First,

818
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:20,200
Speaker 1: you mentioned a few things in the letter. You mentioned

819
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 1: that first you met him at church, then you found

820
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:28,480
Speaker 1: out that he had talked to the pastor about you,

821
00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:32,800
Speaker 1: and no matter how hard you've tried, he told you

822
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:35,680
Speaker 1: that you guys need to wait. And what this kind

823
00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 1: of says to me, is that, as unusual as this

824
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:44,279
Speaker 1: seems in these sexually promiscuous times, that this man is

825
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:47,640
Speaker 1: trying to do the right thing by God and not

826
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:50,680
Speaker 1: fornicate with you. I mean, I think he really wants

827
00:54:50,719 --> 00:54:53,080
Speaker 1: to wait. He's told you that he really wants to

828
00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:56,560
Speaker 1: wait until marriage to have sex with you. You guys

829
00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 1: are playing with fire, though. I gotta tell you that

830
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:02,399
Speaker 1: he has a hughes you're being too forward and seducing him.

831
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:06,400
Speaker 1: But I don't understand what he thinks is going to

832
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:08,919
Speaker 1: happen if you guys are sleeping in the same bed,

833
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:13,480
Speaker 1: if you're showering together, and if you're wearing sexy underwear.

834
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:17,080
Speaker 1: I mean, all of that leads to sex, doesn't it. Yes,

835
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 1: it does every time for me, Every every time, right.

836
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:27,560
Speaker 1: I mean, he's strong willed, You're right about that to

837
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:30,520
Speaker 1: be able to resist all of that most of the time.

838
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:33,319
Speaker 1: But that's why I think you know that maybe he's

839
00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:35,759
Speaker 1: trying to be right by God. You guys have just

840
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:39,160
Speaker 1: been together for about six months as a couple, so

841
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:41,440
Speaker 1: I think you need to talk more and find out

842
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 1: what's going on with him before you push this any further.

843
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 1: It sounds to me like you know, he might want

844
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:49,880
Speaker 1: to take it slow and make you his first lady

845
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:53,000
Speaker 1: one day, but right now he's just not ready. Steve,

846
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 1: That's what I think. I see so much mo in this.

847
00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:02,319
Speaker 1: Of course you do. Let's go on, let's not let's

848
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:06,320
Speaker 1: not break this one down. Let's tear this one down. Okay,

849
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:09,279
Speaker 1: I remember late thirties. I'm dating a man I met

850
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 1: at church. Found out he talked to your pastor about

851
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:15,359
Speaker 1: me and the past to hint it that he might

852
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:20,239
Speaker 1: be ready to propose. So now you got excited and

853
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:22,640
Speaker 1: decided it was time to take the relationship to the

854
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:25,880
Speaker 1: next level, meaning it was time for sex. Let's just

855
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:29,120
Speaker 1: review this right here. You're dating a man that you

856
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:34,960
Speaker 1: met at church. This man goes to the pastor, obviously

857
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 1: saying something to the pastor. Your pastor hints to you

858
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:43,600
Speaker 1: this man might be ready to propose. You got excited,

859
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:47,440
Speaker 1: and then you decided it was time to have sex. Well,

860
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:53,439
Speaker 1: what church, y'all go to? What did the pastor say?

861
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 1: I want to know the conversation you in the pastor head.

862
00:56:58,239 --> 00:57:01,919
Speaker 1: Right after that, you said it's time to have some sex.

863
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:08,840
Speaker 1: This is a great church. Now you haven't been together

864
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:11,919
Speaker 1: for six months and y'all been friends with two years

865
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 1: for y'all start of date, and you ain't had no sex.

866
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:17,600
Speaker 1: But we sleep in the same bed a lot, and

867
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:21,680
Speaker 1: I like to sleep in my underwear. I must admit

868
00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:24,200
Speaker 1: that he's a strong willed man because I look great

869
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 1: in my underwear and I'm irresistible. Now, one of these

870
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:34,520
Speaker 1: statements can't be true. You're gonna go. One of these

871
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:39,080
Speaker 1: statements ain't no way in hell can be true? And

872
00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:41,800
Speaker 1: which one? Do you think? You're sleeping your underway? You

873
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:46,080
Speaker 1: like sleeping your underwear. Okay, that's true. I look great

874
00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:52,320
Speaker 1: in my underwear and I'm irresistible. But he's sleeping the

875
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:56,320
Speaker 1: bed and he don't touch your ass on some of

876
00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:58,880
Speaker 1: these statements ain't true. All right, we're gonna have part

877
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:04,080
Speaker 1: two of Steve's three at twenty three minutes after the hour.

878
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:09,120
Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry Letter. Subject he really thinks I took advantage

879
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:13,800
Speaker 1: of him. Uh, we'll be back right after this. You're

880
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:18,160
Speaker 1: listening to show, all right, Steve, come on, let's recap

881
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:21,880
Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letter. He really thinks I took advantage of him.

882
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:26,880
Speaker 1: That's a subject. Well, that ain't high. I see it.

883
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:30,720
Speaker 1: You met dating a man. The church known him for

884
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:34,800
Speaker 1: two years. You all you found out that he went

885
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:36,800
Speaker 1: in and talked to the past about you, and it

886
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:40,320
Speaker 1: pastor came back and told you he thinked he ready

887
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:43,040
Speaker 1: to propose. So right after the conversation with the past

888
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:46,360
Speaker 1: and y'all church members, now this your spiritual leader, shepherd,

889
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:48,480
Speaker 1: you just got through talking to him, and right after

890
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:52,160
Speaker 1: that conversation you thought we stand for us has sick.

891
00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:56,720
Speaker 1: I don't know what the pastor said to you. I

892
00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:59,360
Speaker 1: don't know what he said to the past and I

893
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:02,280
Speaker 1: don't know what church this is, but I would be

894
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:06,720
Speaker 1: very interested in being a member. Just just right off

895
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:10,440
Speaker 1: the dribble. Sounds like a church I could easily just

896
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:15,959
Speaker 1: go to if you whatever you want. Okay, we started dating.

897
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:18,840
Speaker 1: We haven't had sex, but we're sleeping the same bed

898
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:22,440
Speaker 1: a lot. I like to sleep in my underwear. I

899
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:26,040
Speaker 1: must admit he's a strong, wild man because I look

900
00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:32,720
Speaker 1: great in my underwear and I am irresistible man. Well, well, well,

901
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:40,920
Speaker 1: somebody ain't staying all the damn facts that I'm just standing,

902
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:42,880
Speaker 1: you know, not checked it down or don't stop that.

903
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:46,960
Speaker 1: We've also taken a few showers together, and again, he

904
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:49,720
Speaker 1: never made a move on you. You just said you

905
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:55,640
Speaker 1: was irresistible. Now unless you taking showers in that same

906
00:59:55,840 --> 01:00:03,360
Speaker 1: underwear you're sleeping in, I'm assuming all naked. Yes, and

907
01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:05,920
Speaker 1: then he'll say to me, you ain't right. You played

908
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:09,400
Speaker 1: too much to let me know he's turned on. Well,

909
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:12,360
Speaker 1: this past weekend, he stayed at your house. You slipped

910
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:14,840
Speaker 1: in some of your sexy laundry before you went to bed.

911
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:17,280
Speaker 1: You told him it's time for us to explore each

912
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:20,600
Speaker 1: other intimately, and he said, didn't do time. We would

913
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:23,920
Speaker 1: excuse me. But when he laid next to me in

914
01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:26,760
Speaker 1: the bed, his body said something else. I know it

915
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:34,640
Speaker 1: did not mind is screaming at this point, it's no

916
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:42,360
Speaker 1: longer talking. I'm I'm hauling at myself. Steve say, man,

917
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:50,760
Speaker 1: it's stupid, Steve. You see what I'm dying. He didn't, Steve. Steve,

918
01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:59,120
Speaker 1: not the whistle blowing, because he can whistle you yeah, Steve.

919
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 1: But when he lay next to me in his bed,

920
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:08,280
Speaker 1: his body said something else. Then she initiated some pregame

921
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:11,720
Speaker 1: activities and we had the most romantic intimate experience ever.

922
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:15,640
Speaker 1: I was relieved and very happy after which because I

923
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:18,000
Speaker 1: wanted to make sure he knew what he was doing

924
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:20,400
Speaker 1: in the bedroom. This is a key line to what

925
01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:23,080
Speaker 1: I'm about to get to. I wanted to make sure

926
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:26,840
Speaker 1: he knew what he was doing in the bedroom. The

927
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:28,920
Speaker 1: next morning, he woke me up and said we need

928
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:32,480
Speaker 1: to talk. He told me I was too forward, and

929
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:37,720
Speaker 1: I seduced him after he told me we needed to

930
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:41,439
Speaker 1: wait to have sex. Not a beautiful night I thought

931
01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:44,160
Speaker 1: I had was ruined. He told me he thought I

932
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:46,360
Speaker 1: was the one for him, but now I'm not sure

933
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:48,360
Speaker 1: if we're compatible. All right, now, let me tell you

934
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:52,760
Speaker 1: what happened. Shirley's absolutely correct. The dude was on some

935
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:58,360
Speaker 1: straight spiritual stuff. He thought he was getting something a

936
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:03,520
Speaker 1: little bit more hard, a little bit more pure than

937
01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:07,960
Speaker 1: what he had last night. Because you was in there,

938
01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:12,600
Speaker 1: you said, I wanted to make sure he knew what

939
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:15,280
Speaker 1: he was doing in the bedroom. Might as well put

940
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:22,880
Speaker 1: in parentheses, because I damn show du see see see

941
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:25,760
Speaker 1: this how I read these letters. I wanted to make

942
01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:27,960
Speaker 1: sure he knew what he was doing in the bedroom

943
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:32,720
Speaker 1: because parentheses, I damn show du And you showed him too,

944
01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:37,440
Speaker 1: But she showed him too much. So now she in't here,

945
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:42,000
Speaker 1: just doing way too damn much. He can't even hand it.

946
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:46,600
Speaker 1: Oh he trying to he performing, but you doing too

947
01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:51,160
Speaker 1: damn much. You in't here? You you you in here?

948
01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:12,520
Speaker 1: You just good? What did you do? You're the scared demand?

949
01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:21,320
Speaker 1: Now you too damn much for him? Wow to one man,

950
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:27,160
Speaker 1: but not enough for two? That gummi? Who is you?

951
01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:32,320
Speaker 1: And what is she to you? You too damn much?

952
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:35,160
Speaker 1: All right? You told me I thought I was one

953
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:38,240
Speaker 1: for him, but now he didn't shoe if you're compatible? Yeah,

954
01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:40,800
Speaker 1: I told him. You didn't tell me to stop here.

955
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:45,360
Speaker 1: He couldn't use too much, he couldn't stay. Stop you

956
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:48,280
Speaker 1: running in here playing tag by your dad? So tag?

957
01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:53,080
Speaker 1: I mean even the restling ring. You tagging, bringing yourself

958
01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:56,560
Speaker 1: in the ring? Post your common son Today Strawberry Letters

959
01:03:57,640 --> 01:04:01,280
Speaker 1: on Everything He Know Who You was? Steve Harvey FM

960
01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:08,040
Speaker 1: on Instagram. Please check out the Strawberry Letter podcast. You're

961
01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:13,160
Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay, Steve Junior, j Anthony

962
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:17,960
Speaker 1: Brown Today's comedy segment, What you Got Jay? Nicknames with

963
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:20,840
Speaker 1: the nicknames, we all went to school with people we

964
01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:23,720
Speaker 1: knew the nickname, and sometimes we didn't know that damn

965
01:04:24,040 --> 01:04:29,280
Speaker 1: real name, but name the nickname didn't match the personality.

966
01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:33,680
Speaker 1: Steve with him still with him. For instance, we all

967
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:37,240
Speaker 1: knew somebody in school named doll Baby, But what's the what?

968
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:43,040
Speaker 1: But she look like a doll baby. Ain't looking like

969
01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:48,560
Speaker 1: a doll baby in years? In years and I'm talking

970
01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:55,240
Speaker 1: in years. Yeah, baby, school somebody named Speedy Speedy, but

971
01:04:55,640 --> 01:05:03,000
Speaker 1: his walk real slow. Jay, You do the beginning to

972
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:04,760
Speaker 1: all of them, and I had the call on it.

973
01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:11,760
Speaker 1: How we talk about nicknames? Everybody got somebody who knows

974
01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:15,680
Speaker 1: somebody that's got nicknames, but the nickname don't match the personality.

975
01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:19,040
Speaker 1: How about somebody the name is smile Steve, but what

976
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:31,919
Speaker 1: ain't got a two finish here? All smile smile? When

977
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:35,240
Speaker 1: the school with the person his nickname? For years, everybody

978
01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:39,800
Speaker 1: called him books Books stopped going to school in the

979
01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:46,800
Speaker 1: seventh grade. Books Books ain't been to school since seth grade.

980
01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:52,720
Speaker 1: All yeah, what y'all caring them for? They called books

981
01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:57,520
Speaker 1: though nickname, that their nickname, but they don't match the person.

982
01:05:57,600 --> 01:06:01,280
Speaker 1: That nickname is slim fat as way four hundred pounds.

983
01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:08,000
Speaker 1: He was slim in junior high. He bed ridden a

984
01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:13,040
Speaker 1: four hundred heavy sim I know how about this some

985
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:17,520
Speaker 1: nickname nickname? His nickname all through the school was cash Money,

986
01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:28,560
Speaker 1: broke his hel the opposite. I love this nickname. And

987
01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:32,040
Speaker 1: in last but not least, anybody would look in front

988
01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:36,280
Speaker 1: of that name, ain't little at all? No, No, because

989
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:39,080
Speaker 1: they did. They started that in the seventies and eighties,

990
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:48,160
Speaker 1: Little John, Little Mike, live by wild Little Wayne. George

991
01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:52,000
Speaker 1: Wallace got an aunt he called white Girl. Problem is

992
01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:56,280
Speaker 1: ain't nobody in his family light? He even lighted one

993
01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:59,320
Speaker 1: George Waller lights. Wonder if everybody didn't family car him read?

994
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:12,200
Speaker 1: I thank you guys, nicknames. I love You're listening all right?

995
01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:14,400
Speaker 1: So guys, here's a question for you. Do you have

996
01:07:14,680 --> 01:07:17,760
Speaker 1: a hiding place in your home to just have a

997
01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:21,880
Speaker 1: few minutes alone? You know? I mean everybody should have someplace,

998
01:07:22,160 --> 01:07:24,959
Speaker 1: some little getaway place that they can have some me time.

999
01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:28,000
Speaker 1: For instance, some women like to have what they call

1000
01:07:28,080 --> 01:07:30,240
Speaker 1: a she shed or a small room that they can

1001
01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:32,920
Speaker 1: read in or just chill in. I you know what,

1002
01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:36,360
Speaker 1: I love the bathroom. Men usually go into the garage

1003
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:40,120
Speaker 1: or their man cave or the basement or someplace. Do

1004
01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:43,560
Speaker 1: you take an extended break in your home hiding place?

1005
01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:46,440
Speaker 1: Do you do it every day? Is the question? Or

1006
01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:49,240
Speaker 1: does your family know not to disturb you when you're

1007
01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:52,440
Speaker 1: in your favorite room or your hiding place. Come on, Steve,

1008
01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:55,760
Speaker 1: I know you take time for yourself. Yeah, always done that.

1009
01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:59,640
Speaker 1: I'll go. I'll go to San Diego. You lead a house. Yeah,

1010
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:03,880
Speaker 1: the hell out can't follow me down now, Damn, grandkids

1011
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:06,479
Speaker 1: know how to use the elevating everything. I'll be Damn.

1012
01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:13,760
Speaker 1: I'm going to Sandy Eggles. It's beautiful there. I don't

1013
01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:19,000
Speaker 1: care if it's just they're not there. Clearly you got one. Yeah,

1014
01:08:19,040 --> 01:08:22,280
Speaker 1: I loved. I will be in my bathroom for our words,

1015
01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:25,960
Speaker 1: ours in the bathroom, in the bath because I have

1016
01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:28,320
Speaker 1: a TV in there, and you know I do my makeup,

1017
01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:31,519
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, I don't mean the water. You don't

1018
01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:33,880
Speaker 1: mean the toilet. No, no, no, I don't spend most

1019
01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:36,560
Speaker 1: of my time. I spent most of my time in

1020
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:41,000
Speaker 1: the band. No no, no, not there. I just part. Yes,

1021
01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:43,760
Speaker 1: that's separate with the band. I got my TV right

1022
01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:47,160
Speaker 1: in front of the toilet and a computer. Now that's

1023
01:08:47,200 --> 01:08:50,200
Speaker 1: how you go from Now, that's how you. I don't

1024
01:08:50,280 --> 01:08:52,160
Speaker 1: miss nothing goes when I'm watching the game, I just

1025
01:08:52,280 --> 01:08:58,519
Speaker 1: get I'm going in the bathroom. It's on the wall,

1026
01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:02,240
Speaker 1: right in front of you. Yeah, I ain't done that

1027
01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:04,080
Speaker 1: up a little high where you can keep your head up.

1028
01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:06,680
Speaker 1: You don't want to look even keep your head or

1029
01:09:06,760 --> 01:09:17,479
Speaker 1: be digestive tracking more open the slight little What about

1030
01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:21,080
Speaker 1: you tell me I'm in my theater I can get

1031
01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:24,760
Speaker 1: away from Did you hear that rich as? Yeah? Yeah, yeah.

1032
01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:28,320
Speaker 1: Now you said a rich ass statement. And I ain't

1033
01:09:28,360 --> 01:09:31,160
Speaker 1: saying that. You said, my kids on my grand baby's

1034
01:09:31,160 --> 01:09:33,320
Speaker 1: on the elevator. I ain't saying nothing about your elevator

1035
01:09:33,360 --> 01:09:36,880
Speaker 1: in your house. I ain't even saying I was going

1036
01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:43,360
Speaker 1: to because I ain't going go ahead, teeth. I thought

1037
01:09:43,360 --> 01:09:47,080
Speaker 1: I had it limited. Okay, all right, well my past

1038
01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:50,280
Speaker 1: his elevator on my theater. Hey, junior, which one of

1039
01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:52,760
Speaker 1: your rooms in your house is your theater? Yeah, let's

1040
01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:57,680
Speaker 1: hear from the poet. What I had to do is

1041
01:09:57,760 --> 01:10:00,360
Speaker 1: take some some drapes and put them on the side

1042
01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:05,559
Speaker 1: of the TV. Make my ass the theater with promoting.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna make a theater. Hold on, y'all, come out

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Speaker 1: to kitchen. Drap's gonna hitch. I'm gonna make a fill

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Speaker 1: that boy, Paul Nice, ain't be me. I'll go to

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Speaker 1: my theater. Nothing. I can't say nothing. How many seats

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Speaker 1: in the theater. I'm not telling so many. They can't

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Speaker 1: find him in there. Y'all shut up, Steve Water, go

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01:10:43,320 --> 01:10:48,599
Speaker 1: down front, see if down. Now, I've ben to take

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01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:50,640
Speaker 1: my hand down and look in the brock and and

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01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:59,240
Speaker 1: see me down. Ask me where I go to get away?

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Speaker 1: That's all I well. The Lord is still blessing, blessing you. Man.

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01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:08,639
Speaker 1: I didn't even know you had I'm saying, if you're

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01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:10,400
Speaker 1: talking to you like you he had one, I got changed.

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01:11:10,439 --> 01:11:12,280
Speaker 1: I talked to you. How are you talking to him?

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01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:14,800
Speaker 1: At first? He had no th he got a thing.

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01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:19,360
Speaker 1: I gotta changed. I talked to him. Miss the nephew. Now, hey,

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01:11:19,439 --> 01:11:26,599
Speaker 1: miss nephew, what time you go down to the Oh so, Steve,

1059
01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:28,720
Speaker 1: in case you don't make it to San Diego? What

1060
01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:31,240
Speaker 1: what room in your home do you go to? Where

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01:11:31,280 --> 01:11:33,080
Speaker 1: do you go? I'll go all the way down to

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Speaker 1: the basement. What's done? Then? Just a little man cave?

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01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:44,080
Speaker 1: I got? Oh? Okay, all right? See who? All right?

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01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:46,960
Speaker 1: Coming up more of today's trending stories on the Steve

1065
01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:49,639
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show, and we'll be back in twenty minutes

1066
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:53,040
Speaker 1: after the hour. Right after this, what man than yeah,

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01:11:54,920 --> 01:12:01,519
Speaker 1: you're listening show? If your favorite part of vacation is

1068
01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:05,560
Speaker 1: getting on the plane. You're in luck, all right. Engineers

1069
01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:08,599
Speaker 1: right now are working on what they call a flying

1070
01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:12,080
Speaker 1: hotel that will allow you to spend your whole vacation

1071
01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:14,600
Speaker 1: mid air. Now have you heard of this, Steve? Have

1072
01:12:14,760 --> 01:12:17,639
Speaker 1: you heard of anything like this? Now? Already got depico,

1073
01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:22,280
Speaker 1: he see, I knew all right. A detailed mock up

1074
01:12:22,360 --> 01:12:25,880
Speaker 1: shows a massive, multi level plane that could hold over

1075
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Speaker 1: five thousand people and stay in the air for days, weeks,

1076
01:12:30,280 --> 01:12:34,320
Speaker 1: or even years at a time. The proposed is called

1077
01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:37,200
Speaker 1: the sky Cruise. It hopes to have luxuries like several

1078
01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:40,960
Speaker 1: swimming pools, restaurants, and a shopping mall. It will be

1079
01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:45,160
Speaker 1: a nuclear powered plane, so it won't need pilots, and

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01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:49,400
Speaker 1: it will be run entirely by computers. So my question

1081
01:12:49,479 --> 01:12:51,519
Speaker 1: to you is, would you do this? Would you like

1082
01:12:51,640 --> 01:12:54,280
Speaker 1: to be thirty thousand dollars thirty thousand miles in the

1083
01:12:54,360 --> 01:12:59,360
Speaker 1: air or for about a week feet thirty thousand feet

1084
01:12:59,400 --> 01:13:01,400
Speaker 1: in the air for about a week, And you say

1085
01:13:01,439 --> 01:13:04,560
Speaker 1: they already have it, Steve, that's gonna be hard on

1086
01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:07,920
Speaker 1: an airplane. I don't know how they're gonna pull that off,

1087
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:11,360
Speaker 1: because the cabin pressure is not really good for you

1088
01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:14,680
Speaker 1: for that long. Those long flights, you do a lot

1089
01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:18,120
Speaker 1: of swelling in cabin pressure like that. How you're gonna

1090
01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:23,639
Speaker 1: wear your compression socks? Get the swimming pool already hard

1091
01:13:23,720 --> 01:13:27,360
Speaker 1: to get off. They already hard to get on and off.

1092
01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:29,080
Speaker 1: You get them wet, You're gonna have to cut them off.

1093
01:13:31,760 --> 01:13:36,720
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be damn people though. All right, we'll

1094
01:13:36,760 --> 01:13:38,800
Speaker 1: have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up

1095
01:13:38,840 --> 01:13:40,720
Speaker 1: at thirty three minutes after we'll play a round of

1096
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:45,599
Speaker 1: would you rather? Right after this you're listening to show?

1097
01:13:46,240 --> 01:13:48,320
Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time now for a round

1098
01:13:48,360 --> 01:13:53,360
Speaker 1: of would you rather? Would you rather receive unlimited text

1099
01:13:53,439 --> 01:14:00,720
Speaker 1: messages from Kanye West or Donald Trump? For ten days now?

1100
01:14:00,720 --> 01:14:03,519
Speaker 1: I won't play the West. They were way more interested,

1101
01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:09,519
Speaker 1: I really think, so yeah, man, yeah, Kanye ain't ye

1102
01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:16,200
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. Actually Man is a good dude, it really is. Yeah.

1103
01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:23,719
Speaker 1: And and Trump is actually a really bad dude, so yeah, yeah, yeah.

1104
01:14:24,680 --> 01:14:28,679
Speaker 1: I just I think I think Yea needs a real friend,

1105
01:14:29,880 --> 01:14:35,160
Speaker 1: real friend that actually loves him, cares about him and

1106
01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:40,400
Speaker 1: wants to protect him, and that means not agree with everything. Yeah,

1107
01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:43,920
Speaker 1: all right, would you rather lose all the money you

1108
01:14:44,120 --> 01:14:47,120
Speaker 1: earned this year, or would you rather lose all of

1109
01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:52,439
Speaker 1: the memories you gained this year? I ain't got a

1110
01:14:52,479 --> 01:14:57,640
Speaker 1: member damn thing. You know. We are taking one of

1111
01:14:57,640 --> 01:15:00,720
Speaker 1: these checks though, no matter. I don't even ask me,

1112
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:07,240
Speaker 1: do you remember? Guy? Well that's prices. But I'm gonna

1113
01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:09,240
Speaker 1: be trying to remember where the hell my money went

1114
01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:13,080
Speaker 1: to though, I'm trying to remember why I was at

1115
01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:17,680
Speaker 1: work all him damn day took all of it, all

1116
01:15:18,320 --> 01:15:25,040
Speaker 1: made this year, all the memories. All right, Well let

1117
01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:30,719
Speaker 1: me see, you know, really technically, technically, I really, honestly,

1118
01:15:30,840 --> 01:15:35,200
Speaker 1: I keep the memories. I can go make some more money. Yeah,

1119
01:15:35,680 --> 01:15:38,439
Speaker 1: you know I could go. Really, I keep the memories

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01:15:38,760 --> 01:15:40,680
Speaker 1: because I can go. I can replace the money. I

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01:15:40,720 --> 01:15:44,679
Speaker 1: can get some this hill. I mean, my mama turned,

1122
01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:49,040
Speaker 1: my mama turned eighty, and my baby girl graduated. You

1123
01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:53,760
Speaker 1: never remember that again? Uh? That ain't gonna have it

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01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:56,559
Speaker 1: in my head. I gotta have it in my head,

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01:15:58,360 --> 01:16:02,599
Speaker 1: all right. I'm just broke with I'm broke with that though. Huh,

1126
01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:08,479
Speaker 1: just here all right? Would you rather be stuck in

1127
01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:11,519
Speaker 1: your house stuck? Would you rather be stuck with your

1128
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:15,000
Speaker 1: spouse in a treehouse? Or would you rather be stuck

1129
01:16:15,040 --> 01:16:18,080
Speaker 1: with your spouse in a tent on a rainy day,

1130
01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:22,160
Speaker 1: treehouse or tent on a rainy day. Know what, either way,

1131
01:16:22,200 --> 01:16:24,519
Speaker 1: I'm fine because it ain't no ac conditioning there. She

1132
01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:29,080
Speaker 1: ain't got that thing on sixty. I'm good. I don't care.

1133
01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:41,160
Speaker 1: She ain't freezing me to do that's junior tent. Why so, rain,

1134
01:16:41,520 --> 01:16:49,240
Speaker 1: brain is sexy, Brain is sexy? All right? Okay with

1135
01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:54,439
Speaker 1: that rain? All right, guys, that's today's round of would

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01:16:54,439 --> 01:16:56,720
Speaker 1: you rather? Coming up at forty nine minutes after. It's

1137
01:16:56,720 --> 01:16:59,200
Speaker 1: our last break of the day, and we'll close out

1138
01:16:59,200 --> 01:17:01,400
Speaker 1: the show with the one and only Steve Harvey right

1139
01:17:01,439 --> 01:17:07,160
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening, all right, guys, here we go,

1140
01:17:07,439 --> 01:17:10,080
Speaker 1: last break of the day. It's been a good day, Steve.

1141
01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:14,240
Speaker 1: Teach us something on the way out, Steve. Well, you know, um,

1142
01:17:17,240 --> 01:17:21,600
Speaker 1: I think the one thing that I've one of the

1143
01:17:21,720 --> 01:17:23,519
Speaker 1: other things that I picked up when I was on

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01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:26,400
Speaker 1: my vacation this summer, and one of the things that

1145
01:17:26,520 --> 01:17:31,160
Speaker 1: was a great take way for me was how to

1146
01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:35,960
Speaker 1: create value in my life. I mean, look, we all

1147
01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:42,680
Speaker 1: want to have a life that's worth something. We all

1148
01:17:42,800 --> 01:17:46,519
Speaker 1: want to be able to reap the benefits of our labor.

1149
01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:51,000
Speaker 1: We all want to show increase as we get older.

1150
01:17:51,560 --> 01:17:55,360
Speaker 1: We all want to retire, save money. We all want

1151
01:17:55,400 --> 01:17:57,720
Speaker 1: to hit the big lick. We all want to get

1152
01:17:58,439 --> 01:18:02,200
Speaker 1: make it. We all want to somehow get over. We

1153
01:18:02,360 --> 01:18:06,840
Speaker 1: all want to live our best life. So how do

1154
01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:14,600
Speaker 1: we create the most value? Well, two things that you

1155
01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:17,400
Speaker 1: have to contend with when you're talking about quality of

1156
01:18:17,479 --> 01:18:23,120
Speaker 1: life and value. That's your health and your time. Your

1157
01:18:23,200 --> 01:18:25,599
Speaker 1: health in your time or two of the most important

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01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:29,320
Speaker 1: commodities that you have. Because if you're out of either

1159
01:18:29,439 --> 01:18:32,200
Speaker 1: one of those, you are in a world of trouble.

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01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:35,840
Speaker 1: You can't be out of time, you're dead, and you

1161
01:18:35,960 --> 01:18:39,040
Speaker 1: can't be out of health you're sick. And when you

1162
01:18:39,200 --> 01:18:42,400
Speaker 1: really out of health, it's tough, man. It is tough

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01:18:42,479 --> 01:18:45,120
Speaker 1: for people who aren't healthy. Most people I know with

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01:18:45,280 --> 01:18:47,120
Speaker 1: money would trade in all their money if they could

1165
01:18:47,160 --> 01:18:51,080
Speaker 1: be healthy again. So health in time. So how do

1166
01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:54,800
Speaker 1: you create the most value? Well, take care of both

1167
01:18:54,840 --> 01:18:58,920
Speaker 1: of those things right there. If you take care of

1168
01:18:59,120 --> 01:19:02,720
Speaker 1: your health and you become an expert at time management,

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01:19:03,520 --> 01:19:06,679
Speaker 1: I can't even tell you the value that you've increased

1170
01:19:06,720 --> 01:19:09,080
Speaker 1: in your life. And this is something where you don't

1171
01:19:09,120 --> 01:19:12,040
Speaker 1: need help from anybody. Else. You can do all this yourself,

1172
01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:18,120
Speaker 1: starting right now. You can actually eat better and start

1173
01:19:18,240 --> 01:19:23,040
Speaker 1: to feel better. You can actually cut out a lot

1174
01:19:23,120 --> 01:19:26,280
Speaker 1: of crap in your day and have more times for

1175
01:19:26,439 --> 01:19:30,639
Speaker 1: more things that's important to you. I mean, man, I'm

1176
01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:33,240
Speaker 1: on this kick right now, really really trying to get

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Speaker 1: myself healthy on the inside, and I'm encouraging people. Look,

1178
01:19:37,479 --> 01:19:40,559
Speaker 1: you don't let old aid age just come and walk

1179
01:19:40,640 --> 01:19:42,800
Speaker 1: you out of here. You got to get in a

1180
01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:46,439
Speaker 1: fight with it. Don't just sit down and rust away.

1181
01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:49,280
Speaker 1: You know, if you don't move something but you don't use,

1182
01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:52,439
Speaker 1: you lose. So if you're not moving your body, you

1183
01:19:52,600 --> 01:19:56,559
Speaker 1: lose the ability to move your body. That's just common sense.

1184
01:19:57,280 --> 01:20:03,240
Speaker 1: Get up, take a walk, Introduce some greens into your diet. Man,

1185
01:20:03,479 --> 01:20:08,080
Speaker 1: eat smarter. Stop so much process food. Nobody's gonna eat perfect,

1186
01:20:08,400 --> 01:20:11,519
Speaker 1: but at least try to increase your health. It'll make

1187
01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:13,880
Speaker 1: you feel better. The quality of life that you had

1188
01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:20,479
Speaker 1: would be better. Secondly, eradicate everything in your data is

1189
01:20:20,479 --> 01:20:23,720
Speaker 1: a waste of time. If you are doing something that's

1190
01:20:23,840 --> 01:20:30,400
Speaker 1: not making you better, feel better, and your life better,

1191
01:20:30,880 --> 01:20:36,479
Speaker 1: why are you doing it? Why are you doing it? Really? Man,

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01:20:36,560 --> 01:20:40,120
Speaker 1: When you do something, it should be to progress yourself,

1193
01:20:41,040 --> 01:20:44,519
Speaker 1: even if it means turning around helping somebody that's less fortunate.

1194
01:20:45,120 --> 01:20:47,040
Speaker 1: Do you know the blessing that you send your way

1195
01:20:47,120 --> 01:20:51,640
Speaker 1: by helping the least of these, the less fortunate? You

1196
01:20:51,720 --> 01:20:55,920
Speaker 1: know God pays you for that. Even if you just

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01:20:56,200 --> 01:20:58,719
Speaker 1: cut out the people in your life that are negative,

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Speaker 1: cut them out your life and replace them with positive people.

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Speaker 1: How I got news. But you don't even have to

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01:21:04,920 --> 01:21:08,559
Speaker 1: replace them. Just cut them out, man, where you can

1201
01:21:08,640 --> 01:21:12,080
Speaker 1: have a solid thought yourself. It's horrible when you got

1202
01:21:12,160 --> 01:21:13,920
Speaker 1: certain people that call you and all they do is

1203
01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:17,360
Speaker 1: call you with bad news. They got nothing positive to say, ever,

1204
01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:20,559
Speaker 1: they just always on some negative tip, and then next

1205
01:21:20,640 --> 01:21:22,599
Speaker 1: thing you know, it's bleeding over in your day. Your

1206
01:21:22,720 --> 01:21:27,040
Speaker 1: day was fine until you took that call. Get those

1207
01:21:27,120 --> 01:21:29,920
Speaker 1: people out of your circle, get them away from you.

1208
01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:33,360
Speaker 1: It's okay. I say this over and over and over,

1209
01:21:33,479 --> 01:21:36,800
Speaker 1: but I can't tell you how many toxic relationships are

1210
01:21:36,920 --> 01:21:39,960
Speaker 1: in your life that's making your life toxic. And you

1211
01:21:40,080 --> 01:21:42,320
Speaker 1: sitting up in here and don't understand why you sick.

1212
01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:48,599
Speaker 1: You got too many toxic people around you. I have them,

1213
01:21:49,360 --> 01:21:54,679
Speaker 1: I used to have a lot more. I think I've

1214
01:21:54,760 --> 01:21:56,639
Speaker 1: gotten rid of all of them. I had a company

1215
01:21:56,720 --> 01:21:59,400
Speaker 1: meeting the other day and something flat up and I

1216
01:21:59,520 --> 01:22:03,240
Speaker 1: squashed it right away, So maybe that'll keep that from spreading.

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Speaker 1: But if it don't, I know who it is. And

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01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:10,640
Speaker 1: I just don't like toxic relationships around me anymore. I

1219
01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:13,840
Speaker 1: just decided that I don't have the time to walk

1220
01:22:13,960 --> 01:22:16,400
Speaker 1: you through life on how to be and you ain't

1221
01:22:16,439 --> 01:22:19,120
Speaker 1: really trying to be no better your damn so so

1222
01:22:19,280 --> 01:22:22,639
Speaker 1: why am I wasting my time with you? Remove toxic

1223
01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:26,040
Speaker 1: people out your life, toxic relationships, get out of any

1224
01:22:26,120 --> 01:22:30,160
Speaker 1: toxic situation, because all it's doing is making you thick.

1225
01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:33,680
Speaker 1: So if you manage your time better and you take

1226
01:22:33,760 --> 01:22:35,800
Speaker 1: care of your health, those are two things that you

1227
01:22:35,880 --> 01:22:39,800
Speaker 1: could do immediately to start changing your life. I mean,

1228
01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:43,080
Speaker 1: you can do this. You can go online. You can

1229
01:22:43,120 --> 01:22:46,000
Speaker 1: go online. You can go plant base for a little while.

1230
01:22:46,479 --> 01:22:48,840
Speaker 1: You can cut out processed foods for a little while.

1231
01:22:49,160 --> 01:22:51,280
Speaker 1: You could just cut out sugar for a little while.

1232
01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:53,960
Speaker 1: Take it step by step and see if you don't

1233
01:22:54,040 --> 01:22:57,840
Speaker 1: feel better. If that makes you feel better, implement more

1234
01:22:57,840 --> 01:22:59,880
Speaker 1: of that in your life and watch what you have

1235
01:23:00,320 --> 01:23:02,800
Speaker 1: when you get rid of stop talking to toxic people,

1236
01:23:03,160 --> 01:23:05,720
Speaker 1: you have a lot more thoughts in your day that

1237
01:23:05,880 --> 01:23:09,320
Speaker 1: belong to you, which could be placed in a positive direction.

1238
01:23:10,120 --> 01:23:13,640
Speaker 1: It's simple, but it's hard. I understand. Those are my

1239
01:23:13,720 --> 01:23:18,559
Speaker 1: closes with marks today. Wow, drop the mic. Very good, Steve,

1240
01:23:18,960 --> 01:23:23,280
Speaker 1: very good. Yeah you know what? All right? What a

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