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Speaker 1: It is Strawberry Letter. Subject my two older side dishes.

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Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a fifty six year old married

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Speaker 1: woman and my husband and I have been married for

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Speaker 1: During the onset of the pandemic, I quarantine with the

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Speaker 1: play cards in his apartment at night. He's seventy five,

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Speaker 1: but he's still in good shape and he's got a big,

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Speaker 1: When I got home, things were different and it was

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Speaker 1: girlfriend started visiting with him regularly. She's in her late

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Speaker 1: sixties and she's got it going on. This is going

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Speaker 1: to blow your mind, but I still can't believe it.

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Speaker 1: But the two of them invited me in his place

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Speaker 1: I had no idea that older people were that wild.

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Speaker 1: My older sides want to do it again, but I

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Speaker 1: can't help but think of my husband. It's a once

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Speaker 1: it one more time? Is it too risky? Should I

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Speaker 1: avoid these two horny old folks or go for it?

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Speaker 1: It's always that, just that one more time that gets

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Speaker 1: question is what do you want? I mean, really, what

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Speaker 1: are you writing us for it? You know you don't

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Speaker 1: need our permission to do what you've already done. Now

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Speaker 1: think of him? Now? What about when you were getting

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Speaker 1: done by the seventy five year old man? Where you

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Speaker 1: thinking of your husband all those times? I don't think so,

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Speaker 1: I'll go ahead and answer for you. No, you were

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Speaker 1: thinking of Pappa, talking dirty and driving you crazy. Just

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Speaker 1: like you said, you didn't even want to go back

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Speaker 1: to your husband after you had been with him and

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Speaker 1: his girlfriend. You didn't even want to go back. You

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Speaker 1: signed up for more times, for more quarantine at your jobs.

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Speaker 1: You said yourself, his girlfriend had it going on. Now

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Speaker 1: you're asking us if you should go back for seconds?

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Speaker 1: What only you have control of that, which means please

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Speaker 1: avoid this. Please avoid this because you're just gonna get

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Speaker 1: in troubled. Say no, leave it at that one time.

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Speaker 1: It's a one time experience. Hope your husband never finds out,

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Speaker 1: and please try to fix what's missing in your marriage,

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Speaker 1: So don't do this, Okay, do that? Steve Wow, I

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Speaker 1: and he has seen you citizens home, but he said

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Speaker 1: from us? All that thoughts? We'll be back with part two.

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Speaker 1: You'll think it's something. We'll have Part two coming up

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Speaker 1: at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letters,

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Speaker 1: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.

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Speaker 1: The subject is my two older side dishes. Well, it's

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Speaker 1: it's a struggle, But you caused the struggle, I said.

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Speaker 1: they're just so many ant can't nobody come visit them?

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Speaker 1: Now she mentioned it, seventy five year old or class

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Speaker 1: I had no idea that older people were that while

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Speaker 1: I'm the oldest person on this show, so let me speak. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my goal, my goal is to be the serventified year

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you want. What you want? The

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Speaker 1: They're doing two chicks. That's my dude right there, that's

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Speaker 1: is Sports Talk with Junior. Right after this, you're listening

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Speaker 1: to the Stave Harvey Morning Show