Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
Speaker 1: takes a gamble.
Speaker 2: One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
Speaker 2: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 1: You're a coward. It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2: And now joined by bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan
Speaker 2: the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick, Bad.
Speaker 3: Larry there sitting in my car, Dan outside Rays Starving.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh woo hoo, Larry, I just don't want you
Speaker 2: to sit in a garage with a car running.
Speaker 1: Wowkay No, I'm just saying I big for yourself. It
Speaker 1: is the holiday, it is after the holidays. I don't care.
Speaker 1: But uh it's it's car garage season. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of families.
Speaker 2: Oh wait a minute, why are we dressing this thing
Speaker 2: up today? Talking about Kelly is with us from wager
Speaker 2: talk dot com.
Speaker 1: Shirt it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, host shows like bet on It, Kelly and Murray
Speaker 2: and Last Calls Saturday Sunday. And if you could, you
Speaker 2: could put can you put Kelly in my monitor over
Speaker 2: here just so I can there. She is Kelly. You're
Speaker 2: back for more. Why that's a great question.
Speaker 4: No, actually, uh, I think as uh someone who thrives
Speaker 4: in a toxic masculiner in the environment, like I just,
Speaker 4: I just there's something about me needing this.
Speaker 5: This is like good for my soul.
Speaker 1: Are you aware of Shay's situation at home with his
Speaker 1: wife with therapy?
Speaker 4: I have heard like glimpses of it every once in
Speaker 4: a while slide in sha'se dms and say like the
Speaker 4: brother that I never had, Like there are some of
Speaker 4: his tweets, some of his comments are just hilarious. But yeah,
Speaker 4: therapy is not good for anybody. Why would you ever,
Speaker 4: why would you ever subject that to yourself?
Speaker 1: Fake real? By the way, the state of Ohio wants
Speaker 1: a piece of your ass after you made fun of
Speaker 1: my home state. What'd you call it? Alabama? I mean
Speaker 1: he's not with shittier food, it's Alabama.
Speaker 6: I think he said a dump at one point.
Speaker 1: How is the reaction on social media? They're tough guy.
Speaker 1: A lot of Ohio on the Twitter. I gotta tell
Speaker 1: you a lot of very proud appellation opioid.
Speaker 6: The prouder the prouder people are of the place that
Speaker 6: they're from.
Speaker 1: It is that is one thing I don't understand, like
Speaker 1: state pride for Ohio. Like you don't. You don't find
Speaker 1: that in Indiana or Illinois or Michigan. But people from Ohio,
Speaker 1: you know what it is. It's share trauma. It's like
Speaker 1: going to jail or rehab with somebody and you have
Speaker 1: a bond over it, living in that shithole and dealing
Speaker 1: with that awful government all day every day. Where did
Speaker 1: this come from. It's a useless state. Should be sold
Speaker 1: back to the Canadians. You know what, I would trade
Speaker 1: Canada for Ohio today. That's such as you would have
Speaker 1: to throw in.
Speaker 2: I mean you're going to throw me into that because
Speaker 2: I'm from Ohio.
Speaker 1: So me and you would have to get a new passport.
Speaker 1: You have lived with a new administration enough to not
Speaker 1: be you have no ties, No, it's birthright relationship in Ohio.
Speaker 1: You'd have to go back. Sorry.
Speaker 2: January twentieth, Danny, you gotta go back, Okay. I just
Speaker 2: don't know where this came from. This is a gambling show.
Speaker 2: And all of a sudden you because you abuse you,
Speaker 2: you hate other things, other people, least favorite.
Speaker 6: That is generally true, Dan, But this one I'm gonna
Speaker 6: have to agree.
Speaker 1: Shut up right, it's a fact. You don't know shit,
Speaker 1: you're twenty eight. You don't know anything. I am twenty nine.
Speaker 1: Oh okay October yes, yes, oh, look talking about livers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he's lived long with his liver kinda. He's not
Speaker 1: that old. I'm old. Yeah he is. He has done
Speaker 1: some damage to that body. Yeah. Yeah. It used to
Speaker 1: be a wonderland long time ago.
Speaker 6: I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: Yes, it used to be a wonderland. Okay, So let's
Speaker 1: go around the room.
Speaker 2: You have bad Larry's joining us from Jersey, hopefully not
Speaker 2: from a garage. You have Shay and Irving, and you
Speaker 2: have Dylan the graphics guy. You have Intern Ray, Picture
Speaker 2: Day Ray and Marvin. That's our starting line up here.
Speaker 2: And Kelly, of course is the owner of wager talk
Speaker 2: dot com and host a variety of shows. She's going
Speaker 2: to jump in when she wants to jump in and
Speaker 2: make fun of people, and we encourage that as well.
Speaker 2: So Shay catching a lot of heat because his cowboys
Speaker 2: lost to the Bengals.
Speaker 1: Sad the way they lost, Danny. It's kids not knowing
Speaker 1: their history. Leon Lett, nineteen ninety three. This has already
Speaker 1: happened in Osamana, Huawei or however the hell you say
Speaker 1: his name? He couldn't figure out his ass from his
Speaker 1: elbow and try to be a hero.
Speaker 2: By the way, a listener has held us hostage once
Speaker 2: free t shirts after he purchased the DP takes a
Speaker 2: gamble domain and we don't deal with terrorist.
Speaker 1: No, that was a my bad.
Speaker 6: I shouldn't have said that we were going to buy
Speaker 6: the domain name before.
Speaker 2: Yes. Yes, funny how that works when you give people
Speaker 2: a heads up what you're going to do and they scrambled.
Speaker 6: Maybe I have more faith in humanity than I should Dan,
Speaker 6: or I'm an idealist.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: We had a listener send a video of his child
Speaker 2: tossing ornaments off the tree Nick in California, and he
Speaker 2: says that he apparently is raising a baby Shay. Do
Speaker 2: you have any advice for parents with violent children?
Speaker 1: Shay? Yeah, this is like baby Grinch. He was literally
Speaker 1: grabbing the ornaments and smashing them on the ground, just
Speaker 1: ruining Christmas for everyone. I think you sent them to
Speaker 1: military school immediately. And what did that do for you?
Speaker 1: He taught me how to pass a drug test.
Speaker 6: You go military school and then crack addiction.
Speaker 1: Crack was before the villaginy, and then you went rehab. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's the thing at military school. It gets you
Speaker 1: off of the weed because weed will stay in your
Speaker 1: system for like Kelly knows this way too long. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you go you go for the hard stuff, or
Speaker 1: you go for the hallucinogenic because they can't you can't
Speaker 1: find that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, psilocybon and acid.
Speaker 1: Saoti because I'm one with it with the Indians.
Speaker 2: By the way, last time we talked to therapy, Uh,
Speaker 2: we're gonna have another session.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it went much better. We agreed. We agreed not
Speaker 1: to listen to the show. The roommate or the therapist.
Speaker 1: I said, both of them are banned, and that this
Speaker 1: is my own private time. And nobody.
Speaker 5: Wait, is he calling his wife his roommate?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we lived together, Kelly, he's a tough guy, Kelly. No,
Speaker 1: we live together. A lot of married people don't live together.
Speaker 1: I live with my wife, therefore roommate.
Speaker 5: That sounds awful. Does she have her own room?
Speaker 1: Sometimes? I have my own. It's called the cow because
Speaker 1: she asked me to sleep in it. But you know,
Speaker 1: she's got the bigger one, so I give her that. Okay,
Speaker 1: but things are moving along better. Yeah, I admitted that
Speaker 1: I'm a bad person, and then everybody was like, oh,
Speaker 1: what a sire relief. That's pretty much admit fault. You
Speaker 1: always just say it's your fault. It's oh, you're right.
Speaker 1: I was being crazy or I had an episode, or
Speaker 1: I forgot my meds whatever.
Speaker 6: I was on peyote.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no he's not. No, we're we're clean, right. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Our psychedelics is a dirty whistle throwing it in an alley.
Speaker 2: No, no, we're not doing that anymore. No benders. No
Speaker 2: three days we lose you.
Speaker 1: We'll see about Austria.
Speaker 6: Okay, that's not the bender we're talking about.
Speaker 1: Bad.
Speaker 2: Larry lost two units last week. Dylan won three and
Speaker 2: a half. Shay won seven.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's up ibout that?
Speaker 2: Danny sehn Ham Actually, so seventeen and a half for Shay,
Speaker 2: Dylan plus thirteen and a half Larry a big zero.
Speaker 2: Just wait, hold on, do you have any complaints? Larry
Speaker 2: usually have a complaints?
Speaker 3: Dead zero two units on all my bets this week.
Speaker 3: I gotta go back and see how Shaye won seven
Speaker 3: was his big best.
Speaker 1: I'll bring it up. I'll bring it up. By the way, bad.
Speaker 2: Larry wins the Diego Pavi Award for the third straight week. Congratulations.
Speaker 6: Everyone was talking shit when I said Larry was catching
Speaker 6: up to me.
Speaker 3: I know, I was one in one.
Speaker 1: How do you?
Speaker 3: I don't even understand how you win this award?
Speaker 1: Here we go, it's your.
Speaker 3: Worst college record?
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 3: I was one on one in college.
Speaker 6: More of a blanket award?
Speaker 1: Yeah for the week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh okay, I'll take it for that down Okay,
Speaker 3: I just want to know what it's for the worst
Speaker 3: the worst week. That sounds good.
Speaker 6: It's actually just whoever it's from New Jersey gets it
Speaker 6: every week.
Speaker 1: Speaking of New Jersey, I mean, are we allowed to
Speaker 1: talk about you? Is New Jersey were allowed to talk
Speaker 1: about the truth? Is New Jersey worse or better than Ohio?
Speaker 6: It's the Ohio of the Northeast.
Speaker 1: No, it's in Mexico of the Northeast. But can we
Speaker 1: talk about the aliens in New Jersey? Are we allowed
Speaker 1: to do that or are they going to censor this too? Wait? No,
Speaker 1: it's pretty tiny aliens in their mother ships above New Jersey,
Speaker 1: circling our Italian American brethren, the drones Danny, Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're tiny. Aliens, but they're in really big ships. They
Speaker 1: look small to us, So that's why they won't land
Speaker 1: because we look so big to them and they know
Speaker 1: we'll eat them.
Speaker 2: Kelly, there is still time for you to get the
Speaker 2: hell out of here if you want to.
Speaker 4: You know, I tracked everything I said about Shane and
Speaker 4: I being like very similar.
Speaker 5: I will not be eating aliens.
Speaker 4: But also, yeah, I I've learned a lot, and no,
Speaker 4: I am good. I'm from Kansas, Like we didn't do
Speaker 4: all the nefarious things that you guys did down there
Speaker 4: in Texas. Like we were just like a little Middle
Speaker 4: America mining our own business.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you said you're a lot like Shae. What
Speaker 1: does that mean.
Speaker 4: I think it means like politically because we just say like, okay,
Speaker 4: just you think they're aliens?
Speaker 1: Are Iranians in New Jersey?
Speaker 4: Well, if I had to pick, I would say they're
Speaker 4: aliens over to Rank, I don't think.
Speaker 5: I don't think I Ran has the ball.
Speaker 6: Absolutely, What interest do either of them have in a
Speaker 6: bunch of Italians.
Speaker 1: In New Jersey. Maybe they saw Sopranos.
Speaker 6: Actually they could have seen this. Actually if I was
Speaker 6: an alien, I would watch the Sopranos, would be my
Speaker 6: first first order of business.
Speaker 2: Is it on reirs? Maybe they're just catching you know,
Speaker 2: like sex in the city and other countries that they're
Speaker 2: people just seeing sex in the city and sex.
Speaker 1: And the Sopranos just premiered in their alien world and
Speaker 1: they were like, holy shit, we gotta check it out.
Speaker 6: Good, Holy shit, Italians are cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, speaking of Italians, what I say?
Speaker 6: Yeah, actually, who recently drove through New Jersey to get
Speaker 6: away from New York.
Speaker 1: It's a medium.
Speaker 6: Coincidence.
Speaker 1: By the way, my warnings of Italians were not heeded
Speaker 1: by anyone, and now I have been proven correct by
Speaker 1: one thing that happen. His name is Luigi.
Speaker 6: That is a cartoon Italian. I mean he's literally named.
Speaker 2: After His name is Larry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going to be Larry in the Clink. That's
Speaker 1: what they're gonna call him, clink. Might they might call
Speaker 1: him Laurence.
Speaker 6: Also the tinfoil hat here though, so that guy like
Speaker 6: they released a picture of him and it's just him
Speaker 6: with a hood from like the top and some random
Speaker 6: McDonald's employee in the middle Pennsylvania recognizes him from that picture.
Speaker 1: No, it was the nsay illegally tracked him, and now
Speaker 1: they're backtrack and investigation. Do not admit that Edward Snowden
Speaker 1: was right and everything we you is being watched by
Speaker 1: the government. Yeah they I mean, see this is dan.
Speaker 4: This is where this is where Shane and I are
Speaker 4: on the same page.
Speaker 1: It's true, She's right, it's true.
Speaker 6: I mean that there's just no way they have all
Speaker 6: this ship that.
Speaker 1: Do you need therapy too? No? I told you.
Speaker 5: Therapy is for people who want to admit something's wrong
Speaker 5: with them. If you think that you're great, why do
Speaker 5: you need therapy?
Speaker 1: Are you married?
Speaker 5: I am not married.
Speaker 1: Okay. If you were married, you might need therapy.
Speaker 5: I've been in a very long relationship.
Speaker 4: We lived togethermates, like it's like marriage.
Speaker 5: But I don't want to change my last name.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: And if he was like, hey, we need to go
Speaker 5: to therapy, I'd be like, maybe we're just.
Speaker 1: Not sold Kelly, is it?
Speaker 6: Do you not want to change your last name because
Speaker 6: it's Manoni, it's.
Speaker 5: Actually Polish, which is even worse.
Speaker 2: We can talk about that, okay, Okay, let me recap here.
Speaker 1: Why was everyone's reaction like that. I don't know. It
Speaker 1: sounds like you don't know any Polish. Yeah, not really. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we moved on from Polish people. We don't make fun
Speaker 1: of Polish people anymore.
Speaker 6: How many can screw in a light bulb?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I do love a parogi.
Speaker 6: Yeah, are the shittiest version of dumplings.
Speaker 1: We're gonna fight, Yeah they are. We're going to fight.
Speaker 4: Wasn't any time you stuff meat or potatoes into like
Speaker 4: a pockety, whether it's a pasta or ana like, they're
Speaker 4: just always good?
Speaker 6: No, ik, Kelly, I agree, but I think of the
Speaker 6: Dumpling family pogies like compared to like a Chinese dumpling,
Speaker 6: or like an empanada, is the worst? Okay? Actually all right?
Speaker 2: Or how about we get around to maybe some gambling today?
Speaker 2: The over under Bill Belichick's North Carolina tar Heels is
Speaker 2: six and a half. Anybody taking over under Shay, I'll
Speaker 2: start with you.
Speaker 1: No, I just think bringing Matt Patricia and your son
Speaker 1: to establish a dumbest hit he could ever do?
Speaker 2: Are you taking the over under over? They're gonna have
Speaker 2: more than six and a half wins?
Speaker 1: Wait? What do you?
Speaker 2: What's the over under your betting on that happens over
Speaker 2: six and a half? You're taking the over? Yes, Dylan
Speaker 2: over under six and a half wins for Bill Belichick for.
Speaker 6: And hard to argue with that one, honestly, but I'm
Speaker 6: gonna for the spirit of compets six and a half.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm gonna take the under ed Larry.
Speaker 3: He's got to bring in some people when he's got
Speaker 3: to have huge nil money. There's some seniors in high
Speaker 3: school who want to go to the pros over six
Speaker 3: and a.
Speaker 1: Half, all right, Kelly over under six and a half.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna play contrarian like I do so well, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna take the under here. I do think Bill Belichick
Speaker 4: will have success. I do think there's a ton of money,
Speaker 4: but as we've seen from other teams with more money
Speaker 4: than gods, you still can't buy yourself a national championship.
Speaker 4: I would not be surprised to see them when exactly
Speaker 4: six games, go to a mediocre Bowl game year one
Speaker 4: and then really hit that next catapult year two.
Speaker 2: Well, they're going to the Fenway Bowl this year. So
Speaker 2: with their six wins, they maybe had it back. Could
Speaker 2: you imagine we brought this up on the show. Could
Speaker 2: you imagine Nicole Arback, I think, tweeted that Bill Belichick
Speaker 2: next year would be have Mayo dumped on him at
Speaker 2: the at the Mayo Bowl. Can you imagine Belichick putting
Speaker 2: up with that or the Pop Tart Bowl where he's
Speaker 2: taking a bite of a Pop Tart.
Speaker 1: I could imagine that. I think his girlfriend he shows
Speaker 1: for breakfast.
Speaker 5: She definitely does. But here's what I.
Speaker 4: Saw a tweet, and it'said, imagine these kids who are
Speaker 4: in journalism school having to ask Bill Belichick questions. I mean,
Speaker 4: the post the postgame pressers are going to be absolutely hilarious.
Speaker 6: I would just be like, I'm dropping the class.
Speaker 2: Well, and this is something we brought up that Belichick.
Speaker 2: Everybody's like, oh my god, this newfound personality. And as
Speaker 2: we brought up on the show. No, he respects Peyton
Speaker 2: and Eli Manning, and he respects Pat McAfee. He doesn't
Speaker 2: respect people like me. He doesn't respect people in the
Speaker 2: media because you didn't You didn't play game. These guys did.
Speaker 2: So he speaks to them. He's effusive alone, He's like,
Speaker 2: oh hey, Bill By he listened to him.
Speaker 6: In a tone of his voices totally chatty.
Speaker 1: Can't Yes, it sounds like he cares as opposed to
Speaker 1: yeah he's in love. Yeah, what lasts longer. Oh yes, yes,
Speaker 1: Belichick at Carolina, Belichick with his girlfriend. I think the
Speaker 1: girlfriend falls in love with one of Belichick's players and
Speaker 1: ruins Belichick's tenure.
Speaker 2: Kelly over, which one do you think last longer? Belichick
Speaker 2: with Carolina, Belichick with his girlfriend.
Speaker 4: Listen, I've never seen the man smile so much in
Speaker 4: his life. But eventually she's got to realize she's with
Speaker 4: the guy that's my dad's a right, Like, eventually she's
Speaker 4: gonna say, okay, like I want to get married and
Speaker 4: have kids.
Speaker 5: I just don't know when that is.
Speaker 4: And so it's it's interesting because when he's signed a
Speaker 4: five year deal at Carolina, I thought, what is he doing?
Speaker 5: Five years is way too long? Like three years?
Speaker 4: Fine, you want to get back into coaching, that's really
Speaker 4: great question.
Speaker 5: I'm going to go his time at North Carolina lasts.
Speaker 1: Longer, right, what about you, Dylan?
Speaker 6: I mean, I think history is on the side of
Speaker 6: him lasting longer at Carolina than a relationship with a
Speaker 6: twenty five year old as.
Speaker 1: A is she that old? I don't think she's twenty.
Speaker 1: I don't think she's even all right.
Speaker 6: With a sixteen year old.
Speaker 1: Twenty three? Oh, didn't he meet her on a plane. Yes,
Speaker 1: best flight partner ever. You always got to check who
Speaker 1: your flight partner is because it could be the last
Speaker 1: person you ever see. Yeah, that's yeah, it's true. Important,
Speaker 1: that's true. Important.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's twenty four A big difference than twenty Almost
Speaker 2: too old for Leo.
Speaker 6: I mean, didn't the Pachino just have a kid at
Speaker 6: like eighty nine?
Speaker 2: Yeah, didn't Leo DiCaprio. Didn't he change his Like, isn't
Speaker 2: he dating somebody a little bit old?
Speaker 1: Age limits? Twenty seven? Now? I think? Yeah, something we Yeah.
Speaker 6: Every five years older he gets, he goes up.
Speaker 1: It's creepy. He's got standards dancing creepy. Yes, it's got
Speaker 1: a type. Yes, it's creepy. Have you ever spoken to
Speaker 1: a twenty four year old? I mean when I was
Speaker 1: twenty four? Yeah, yes, and they sound smart then none
Speaker 1: of the smart.
Speaker 6: Well, I don't know if people who were like super
Speaker 6: famous when they were how old was Leo and.
Speaker 1: He was like blew up? Gilbert Grape was like he
Speaker 1: was like twelve? Yeah once he Gilbert.
Speaker 6: Gray shockingly maybe not the most well adjusted like adult
Speaker 6: human being.
Speaker 1: Maybe. Okay, uh, let's come on the pod.
Speaker 6: Yeah, get Leon.
Speaker 1: But we have Kelly with us right now.
Speaker 2: Okay, bets this week, Kelly, I'll start with you college football.
Speaker 4: College football has not been great. You know you bragged
Speaker 4: about how great Shade did last week, and it's because
Speaker 4: we had the opposites. I want to own four last
Speaker 4: week in college football and then crushing about this is
Speaker 4: the only thing I'm taking this weekend in college football
Speaker 4: is the Navy over. I told you guys, I have
Speaker 4: that contrarian in me, and I thought, you know what,
Speaker 4: they open this number high for a reason. It's already
Speaker 4: been bet up. That is not historic, right, Usually they
Speaker 4: open the number and.
Speaker 5: It just plummets.
Speaker 4: I think both of these offense are prolific. I think
Speaker 4: it doesn't matter which Navy quarterback we see. I like
Speaker 4: Army in this spot to get the win. But remember
Speaker 4: Navies had an extra week here to prepare, so I'm
Speaker 4: going over thirty eight and a half. But I also
Speaker 4: lean towards Navy to get the cover in Army.
Speaker 5: Get the win.
Speaker 1: Okay, Shaye at Irving, I'm also on the over. My
Speaker 1: auto bet Army every year laying six and a half.
Speaker 1: Don't care if it's a hundred. It's because you're a
Speaker 1: patriot because I'm an American, You're American about security American
Speaker 1: And if we had a particular forty two, we'd be
Speaker 1: shooting down those alien drones. Those are our first off.
Speaker 1: If I see a drone, I don't care if it's
Speaker 1: an alien or not. I'm shooting the thing out of
Speaker 1: the sky, period immediately. I don't give a shit. And also,
Speaker 1: come find me what do you mean? Yeah? I heard
Speaker 1: the gunshot to officer, Sorry, gonna do how many guns
Speaker 1: do you have a lot? And I'm not telling you
Speaker 1: how many because none of them are registered.
Speaker 4: That's how I know we're different. Come on, do you
Speaker 4: need you live in a state where you have to
Speaker 4: register your guns?
Speaker 1: I do, yeah, And I don't register them because then
Speaker 1: they'll know it. Put me on a list. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: a list. Okay, they're under lock and key. Correct, Absolutely
Speaker 1: they are. Yeah, they're locked most most of them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: except for the one under my pillow. Rest of college football, Danny,
Speaker 1: I got West Virginia plus three against Memphis, and that's it, man,
Speaker 1: because rich Rod is coming back to West Virginia Country Road.
Speaker 1: I like it. I like, all right, Dylan, what do
Speaker 1: you have?
Speaker 6: I'm with Kelly on this one, I'm gonna take Navy
Speaker 6: to cover six and a half. Actually, last time this
Speaker 6: game was played in landover Maryland, Navy won, So history's
Speaker 6: on my side.
Speaker 1: There are they the same players they played in that?
Speaker 6: I mean, I can't confirm or deny that then, but
Speaker 6: it's all I got.
Speaker 2: I hate when you know, we we make things work
Speaker 2: in accordance.
Speaker 1: To hell, we want them to be like that's every stack.
Speaker 2: You know, the last time the Mets and Yankees played
Speaker 2: in the World Series, the Yankees won. Yeah, and yeah,
Speaker 2: nobody's going to exactly, but you're like, oh shit, they
Speaker 2: must wait all the time.
Speaker 6: That's like the like if you had bet the Cavaliers
Speaker 6: like at the beginning of the season and enrolled your
Speaker 6: winnings over every week for fifteen weeks, you'd have ten
Speaker 6: million dollars. It's like, okay, well who no one finded that?
Speaker 1: Well, the million dollar better is up seventeen and a
Speaker 1: half million following me, so.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's true, and they're up thirteen and a half
Speaker 6: million following me.
Speaker 1: Wait, who do we have following us?
Speaker 6: No, that's a theoretical person. Oh yeah, okay, if there
Speaker 6: is someone, oh I.
Speaker 1: See, yeah, that's why SHA's up seventeen. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: that's a brag. There's within it. Yeah, what else? Anything else?
Speaker 6: Yep, I got UNLV plus one and a half against
Speaker 6: Cal and I've got Notre Dame to win the college
Speaker 6: football playoff. Wow, one hundred. If there's any year this
Speaker 6: would be remotely feasible. I do think this is the.
Speaker 2: Air if Notre Dame placed Georgia in the second round.
Speaker 2: Notre Dame is listed as a two point favorite against it,
Speaker 2: which it just looks weird. It does just something new.
Speaker 2: Keep in mind, Bad Larry any college football bets.
Speaker 3: I didn't send any in, but this morning I'm taking
Speaker 3: Army minus the six and a half and I'm taking
Speaker 3: JMU minus the eight against Western Kentucky two units each.
Speaker 1: Ray, Okay, Ray, of course the producer this god forsaken show,
Speaker 1: and he's writing things down once again. The lineup.
Speaker 2: We have Kelly, the owner of wager talk dot com.
Speaker 2: Hosts chose like bet on it, Kelly and Murray last
Speaker 2: call on Saturday and Sunday. She joins us from Vegas.
Speaker 2: We have Shayan Irving, we have Bad Larry, and we
Speaker 2: have diald in the graphics guy. So Kelly lead us
Speaker 2: off NFL.
Speaker 4: NFL is absolutely disgusting this week, you guys, and I'd
Speaker 4: like to apologize to all of your listeners in advance.
Speaker 4: Historically weeks you know, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen. Now, obviously we've
Speaker 4: got a week eighteen. You've got to kind of fade
Speaker 4: some of the narratives, and you've got to kind of
Speaker 4: buck some of the trends, right, and you've covered professional
Speaker 4: sports for a long time and understand that no, in fact,
Speaker 4: players don't quit on their team, and in fact they
Speaker 4: do still want to win even though they have nothing
Speaker 4: to play for. So I'm betting on some of those
Speaker 4: teams this week. And the very first one is, well,
Speaker 4: we were talking about Bill Belichick the New England Patriots.
Speaker 4: I know it sounds kind of gross, but it took
Speaker 4: the five and a half here with the Pats and
Speaker 4: mainly in a play against the Cardinals.
Speaker 1: I'm giving you six Kelly Oh.
Speaker 5: Even better, thank you. Listen.
Speaker 4: This is the Cardinals team basically since so their bye
Speaker 4: week week eleven has just know, I had a buddy.
Speaker 5: Text and he goes, what did a new a call
Speaker 5: of duty come out?
Speaker 4: What happened to Tyler Murray during the bye week, and
Speaker 4: I go, oh, my god, that actually might have happened.
Speaker 5: If I followed video games, I would know.
Speaker 4: But I think this is a really great Pats team
Speaker 4: playing with absolutely no pressure, versus the team who had,
Speaker 4: you know, sit in first place in the NFC West
Speaker 4: and has really faltered that away. Another gross team I'm
Speaker 4: going to take. And I know that the Jags, or
Speaker 4: excuse me, the Jets also fall into this. Teams may
Speaker 4: still care. I actually disagree. I think Aaron Rodgers is done.
Speaker 4: You can tell by his whole attitude and body language.
Speaker 4: He seems to not care. He's gotten his coach fired,
Speaker 4: he's got his GM fired. His number one wide receiver
Speaker 4: just is non existent. And I'm gonna take Mac Jones
Speaker 4: with the Jags, who is five and oh? There you go,
Speaker 4: there's a little bit better than cherry picking stats, but
Speaker 4: Mac Jones five and oh when facing the Jets.
Speaker 5: And then I'm gonna bet.
Speaker 4: Against my Denver broncos I took the four earlier in
Speaker 4: the week. I do think that Indianapolis has an opportunity
Speaker 4: to win this game outright, So at three and a half,
Speaker 4: I do think there's still some value there. I really
Speaker 4: am honestly shell shocked about this Denver team, particularly at
Speaker 4: home as a favorite. But I do think that they
Speaker 4: may get caught looking ahead here. And then you have
Speaker 4: the eight seed in the Colts, who have just been
Speaker 4: well mediocre. I bet this team to win the AFC South.
Speaker 4: They're not going to do so, but I do think
Speaker 4: that they have an opportunity to go into Denver and
Speaker 4: at least get the cover. Maybe Broncos win this one late,
Speaker 4: but I would not be shocked to see Denver drop
Speaker 4: this one prior to playing the Chargers.
Speaker 1: If you were single, would you give Aaron Rodgers a shot?
Speaker 5: You know what's funny, I do love Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 4: If I was single, I may dabble in a date
Speaker 4: or two with Aaron Rodgers. But the reality is we're
Speaker 4: the same person. We would fight like hell. I need
Speaker 4: like a ying to my yang, and Aaron and I
Speaker 4: are very similar. We almost have the same birthday.
Speaker 1: In fact, would you do ayahuasca with him in the
Speaker 1: off season?
Speaker 4: The thing with ayahuasca is I've dabbled in the idea
Speaker 4: of doing ayahuasca. I love going to Costa Rica, I
Speaker 4: love the whole spiritual side of things. But I think
Speaker 4: all of those memories and traumas that I've done so
Speaker 4: good at suppressing over the years.
Speaker 5: Probably should stay there.
Speaker 1: Open Pandora's box.
Speaker 2: How about Hey, now let's go to Shyan Irving here shay.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, Danny nfl. I got to fighting Herbert's laying
Speaker 1: two and a half against the Bad Bakers. I got
Speaker 1: crab Legs plus four against the Chiefs Jameis Winston. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I got Aaron Rodgers laying three against the mac
Speaker 1: jones Is. I don't feel great about it, but here
Speaker 1: I am. And then because I'm an absolute moron, I
Speaker 1: got to fight and Kirk Cousins laying four against Vegas.
Speaker 1: He's looked like absolute shit. But for game I'm not positive.
Speaker 1: Is that game at the Raiders. Yeah it's at Vegas. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it can't be away.
Speaker 5: Yeah it's Monday night. Yeah, it's a Monday night game.
Speaker 1: You want to showcase that one.
Speaker 6: I can't flex out of one primetime Kirk.
Speaker 1: Though, thank you, Roger. And then I got the Steelers
Speaker 1: plus five and a half against the Iggles.
Speaker 6: Okay, Dylan, all right, Dan, I'm nla the sixteen with
Speaker 6: the Ravens against the Giants. I'm pretty sure this is
Speaker 6: the biggest spread of the season, and this is a
Speaker 6: game where the Ravens just like massacre a dying team
Speaker 6: at the end of the season.
Speaker 1: Is it the biggest or the biggest?
Speaker 6: Did I say briggest?
Speaker 1: Think? Oh? Biggest? Eloquent?
Speaker 6: You know, yeah, very I got Browns plus four against
Speaker 6: the Chiefs, and I'm bucking my trend of taking the
Speaker 6: Lions every week. You okay, Do I feel like I
Speaker 6: sound like I usually did?
Speaker 1: Mah?
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, I'm taking the Bills plus two and
Speaker 6: Afghans the Lions, and I'm gonna take the Bears plus
Speaker 6: six and a Halfgans.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, bad layer, Are you still with us?
Speaker 3: I'm still here, Dan, Okay, up two units each. I
Speaker 3: got a bunch of them Rams plus two and a
Speaker 3: half against the forty nine.
Speaker 1: Ers, MS plus three plus three.
Speaker 3: Tonight, Jet's minus the three against the Jags Chiefs. Chie's
Speaker 3: got to blow somebody out. Chiefs minus four against the Browns.
Speaker 3: I won over forty seven in the Texas Dolphins game
Speaker 3: and over fifty four in the Lions Bills game. Then
Speaker 3: I want the Steelers. I thought it was plus five,
Speaker 3: but he just gave shave five and a half. So
Speaker 3: I'll take the five and a half against the Eagles
Speaker 3: the Falcons minus four against the Raiders. All two units
Speaker 3: come back time, Shah, here we go.
Speaker 2: Well, see, yeah, you're in trouble. You have zero units
Speaker 2: to show for your season. Dylan plus thirteen and a half,
Speaker 2: Shay plus seventeen and a half. Anything else that needs
Speaker 2: to be mentioned, Kelly? Is there anything that you would
Speaker 2: like to mention that we haven't so far you can
Speaker 2: think of?
Speaker 4: I'm really excited for the college football playoffs coming up
Speaker 4: because I think the ball season for the last couple
Speaker 4: of years has really been decimated, obviously by the transfer
Speaker 4: portal and coaches leaving their prospective jobs. I think this
Speaker 4: is like the rejuvenation that college football needed, and so I,
Speaker 4: for one, am very excited.
Speaker 1: Shane, irving anything that you would like to say? Parting words,
Speaker 1: I just hope that our new alien overlords bring a
Speaker 1: peaceful right wing government and limit the freedom that all
Speaker 1: these people have taken.
Speaker 6: Advantage of, yourself included.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping for some alien fascism. That's what I'm looking for.
Speaker 1: What happened to you? Something happened to you? Nothing, Danny.
Speaker 1: I think the aliens are going to take over. You
Speaker 1: know what the problem with the government is today. It's
Speaker 1: all these rules and I didn't ask just one more thing, Danny.
Speaker 1: It's all the rules and regulations. Of course, I'm not
Speaker 1: an actual fascist, but if you want real change, you
Speaker 1: need to suspend democracy. That's what we got to do.
Speaker 1: Anything parting words for the state of Ohio, I'm not sorry.
Speaker 1: I apologize for nothing, Dylan. Anything you would like to add.
Speaker 6: I mean, Shay really kind of summed it all up.
Speaker 1: I think yes he did.
Speaker 6: I'll be pretty stoked if the Ravens can win by seventeen.
Speaker 1: Uh bad, Larry.
Speaker 2: Anything you'd like to say, Kelly, you're starting to show out.
Speaker 3: Shave is the big brother you never had. I'm sure
Speaker 3: you're sorry about that comment right now.
Speaker 4: But then, like I said, just because you're siblings or
Speaker 4: someone doesn't mean you have to agree.
Speaker 5: With everything they if there's just certain.
Speaker 4: Things, and He'll say, I'll catch a tweet or a
Speaker 4: clip from the show and I'm.
Speaker 5: Like, oh my god.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's been a couple of times today that I'm like, no.
Speaker 2: So, Kelly, what you're saying is if you were available
Speaker 2: and Shay was available. No, no, no, no, no, no available, not ajailable.
Speaker 5: No no no no no, no no.
Speaker 4: Because we would spend all night, every night down like
Speaker 4: the Reddit rabbit holes with our tinfottle hats on, and
Speaker 4: I would never get anything ever accomplished in life.
Speaker 1: Probably start a revolution, go to jail, flee to Mexico,
Speaker 1: start a coup in Panama. Yeah, important things, which is
Speaker 1: not out of the realm of possibilities for you, especially
Speaker 1: if the aliens go.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think they might call you white DV.
Speaker 1: What if they're here to free Luigi and they don't
Speaker 1: agree with our healthcare system?
Speaker 2: Shaye and Irving podcast. Are you going to have the
Speaker 2: roommate on the podcast?
Speaker 1: No? Okay? Would you like for me to doctor phillt
Speaker 1: and I could go in there and moderate you and
Speaker 1: your wife? Uh? Sure?
Speaker 2: And I could ask any questions I want to ask.
Speaker 2: Absolutely well that I asked questions for a living can't
Speaker 2: do it and they can be penetrating.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's enough. That word.
Speaker 2: My best of the roommate. Uh So, I think that's it.
Speaker 2: Wherever you get your podcast, Shae and Irving podcast, Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: Wager Talk dot Com is where you find Kelly also
Speaker 2: with bet On it Kelly and Murray and last Call
Speaker 2: on Saturday and Sunday.
Speaker 1: That's it. We've done it. No, DP is not it?
Speaker 1: Quick question? Has this podcast been on your Wikipedia page yet? No?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah no, it should not be on my
Speaker 1: Wikipedia page when I'm when I'm dead, and then when
Speaker 1: they start reading over and they'll be like, and he
Speaker 1: was the host of Dan Patrick Takes a Game. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 6: If you're familiar with Wikipedia, people can go in and
Speaker 6: change it. So I came in there and scrub everything.
Speaker 1: You have to be a communist to be able to
Speaker 1: edit at Wikipedia. Everybody knows that it's a leftist propaganda machine.
Speaker 2: I think somebody said that I was involved. I was
Speaker 2: the third shooter at j with JFK. Was that in
Speaker 2: my Wikipedia?
Speaker 1: Wasn't there the other Dan Patrick? Hey?
Speaker 6: Third third, third out of one hundred's pretty good?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, as if there was one, that's great? Yeah, okay.
Speaker 6: I think actually there's a glitch in the matrix and
Speaker 6: Luigi Manjion thought he was shooting JFK.
Speaker 1: You know where Luigi stayed in Japan? You know, he
Speaker 1: hung out in Japan for a while. You know who
Speaker 1: else hung out in Japan? For a while, Lee Harvey Oswald.
Speaker 2: And that'll do it. Thanks for joining us on dan
Speaker 2: Patrick Takes again. We'll have a spectacular weekend and we'll
Speaker 2: talk to you maybe next week.
Speaker 1: M hm hmmmmm