WEBVTT - Episode 144: Aliens feat Kelly In Vegas 0:00:01.680 --> 0:00:05.840 Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:06.880 takes a gamble. 0:00:07.080 --> 0:00:10.879 One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a 0:00:10.960 --> 0:00:14.480 podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling. 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:18.520 One bet, another bet, another bet without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:22.120 You're a coward. It's easy to have a scapegoat. 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:25.759 And now joined by bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan 0:00:25.800 --> 0:00:26.759 the graphics guy. 0:00:27.000 --> 0:00:31.240 I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick, Bad. 0:00:31.120 --> 0:00:35.480 Larry there sitting in my car, Dan outside Rays Starving. 0:00:36.120 --> 0:00:40.000 Okay, oh woo hoo, Larry, I just don't want you 0:00:40.080 --> 0:00:42.080 to sit in a garage with a car running. 0:00:42.159 --> 0:00:46.239 Wowkay No, I'm just saying I big for yourself. It 0:00:46.320 --> 0:00:50.120 is the holiday, it is after the holidays. I don't care. 0:00:50.680 --> 0:00:54.880 But uh it's it's car garage season. There's a lot 0:00:55.240 --> 0:00:55.960 of families. 0:00:56.040 --> 0:00:58.639 Oh wait a minute, why are we dressing this thing 0:00:58.720 --> 0:01:02.560 up today? Talking about Kelly is with us from wager 0:01:02.640 --> 0:01:03.360 talk dot com. 0:01:03.360 --> 0:01:04.000 Shirt it up. 0:01:04.080 --> 0:01:07.319 Yeah, host shows like bet on It, Kelly and Murray 0:01:07.360 --> 0:01:12.039 and Last Calls Saturday Sunday. And if you could, you 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:14.559 could put can you put Kelly in my monitor over 0:01:14.640 --> 0:01:18.600 here just so I can there. She is Kelly. You're 0:01:18.640 --> 0:01:22.679 back for more. Why that's a great question. 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:27.319 No, actually, uh, I think as uh someone who thrives 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:31.080 in a toxic masculiner in the environment, like I just, 0:01:31.240 --> 0:01:33.399 I just there's something about me needing this. 0:01:33.400 --> 0:01:34.640 This is like good for my soul. 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:39.000 Are you aware of Shay's situation at home with his 0:01:39.160 --> 0:01:40.440 wife with therapy? 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:44.760 I have heard like glimpses of it every once in 0:01:44.800 --> 0:01:48.840 a while slide in sha'se dms and say like the 0:01:48.920 --> 0:01:51.480 brother that I never had, Like there are some of 0:01:51.480 --> 0:01:55.280 his tweets, some of his comments are just hilarious. But yeah, 0:01:55.320 --> 0:01:57.640 therapy is not good for anybody. Why would you ever, 0:01:57.800 --> 0:01:59.600 why would you ever subject that to yourself? 0:01:59.760 --> 0:02:03.240 Fake real? By the way, the state of Ohio wants 0:02:03.240 --> 0:02:05.600 a piece of your ass after you made fun of 0:02:05.600 --> 0:02:09.280 my home state. What'd you call it? Alabama? I mean 0:02:09.360 --> 0:02:12.120 he's not with shittier food, it's Alabama. 0:02:12.520 --> 0:02:14.200 I think he said a dump at one point. 0:02:15.000 --> 0:02:17.639 How is the reaction on social media? They're tough guy. 0:02:17.880 --> 0:02:21.000 A lot of Ohio on the Twitter. I gotta tell 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:25.519 you a lot of very proud appellation opioid. 0:02:25.760 --> 0:02:28.240 The prouder the prouder people are of the place that 0:02:28.280 --> 0:02:28.639 they're from. 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:31.480 It is that is one thing I don't understand, like 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:33.679 state pride for Ohio. Like you don't. You don't find 0:02:33.720 --> 0:02:36.720 that in Indiana or Illinois or Michigan. But people from Ohio, 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:39.400 you know what it is. It's share trauma. It's like 0:02:39.480 --> 0:02:41.480 going to jail or rehab with somebody and you have 0:02:41.520 --> 0:02:44.440 a bond over it, living in that shithole and dealing 0:02:44.480 --> 0:02:47.359 with that awful government all day every day. Where did 0:02:47.400 --> 0:02:50.720 this come from. It's a useless state. Should be sold 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:53.000 back to the Canadians. You know what, I would trade 0:02:53.040 --> 0:02:57.600 Canada for Ohio today. That's such as you would have 0:02:57.680 --> 0:02:58.200 to throw in. 0:02:58.360 --> 0:03:00.480 I mean you're going to throw me into that because 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:01.280 I'm from Ohio. 0:03:01.360 --> 0:03:04.520 So me and you would have to get a new passport. 0:03:05.000 --> 0:03:07.520 You have lived with a new administration enough to not 0:03:07.600 --> 0:03:10.880 be you have no ties, No, it's birthright relationship in Ohio. 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:12.079 You'd have to go back. Sorry. 0:03:12.639 --> 0:03:16.840 January twentieth, Danny, you gotta go back, Okay. I just 0:03:16.880 --> 0:03:19.680 don't know where this came from. This is a gambling show. 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:23.480 And all of a sudden you because you abuse you, 0:03:23.480 --> 0:03:26.880 you hate other things, other people, least favorite. 0:03:26.880 --> 0:03:29.240 That is generally true, Dan, But this one I'm gonna 0:03:29.280 --> 0:03:29.760 have to agree. 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:33.680 Shut up right, it's a fact. You don't know shit, 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:36.760 you're twenty eight. You don't know anything. I am twenty nine. 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:44.040 Oh okay October yes, yes, oh, look talking about livers. Yeah, 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:47.360 but he's lived long with his liver kinda. He's not 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:50.440 that old. I'm old. Yeah he is. He has done 0:03:50.440 --> 0:03:53.720 some damage to that body. Yeah. Yeah. It used to 0:03:53.760 --> 0:03:55.520 be a wonderland long time ago. 0:03:55.640 --> 0:03:56.480 I don't know about that. 0:03:56.600 --> 0:04:00.360 Yes, it used to be a wonderland. Okay, So let's 0:04:00.360 --> 0:04:01.080 go around the room. 0:04:01.680 --> 0:04:04.440 You have bad Larry's joining us from Jersey, hopefully not 0:04:04.520 --> 0:04:07.480 from a garage. You have Shay and Irving, and you 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:11.320 have Dylan the graphics guy. You have Intern Ray, Picture 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:14.240 Day Ray and Marvin. That's our starting line up here. 0:04:14.840 --> 0:04:17.479 And Kelly, of course is the owner of wager talk 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:20.479 dot com and host a variety of shows. She's going 0:04:20.560 --> 0:04:22.240 to jump in when she wants to jump in and 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:25.280 make fun of people, and we encourage that as well. 0:04:25.800 --> 0:04:29.280 So Shay catching a lot of heat because his cowboys 0:04:29.400 --> 0:04:31.080 lost to the Bengals. 0:04:31.120 --> 0:04:34.480 Sad the way they lost, Danny. It's kids not knowing 0:04:34.480 --> 0:04:37.479 their history. Leon Lett, nineteen ninety three. This has already 0:04:37.560 --> 0:04:40.440 happened in Osamana, Huawei or however the hell you say 0:04:40.480 --> 0:04:42.560 his name? He couldn't figure out his ass from his 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:43.920 elbow and try to be a hero. 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:46.320 By the way, a listener has held us hostage once 0:04:46.360 --> 0:04:50.039 free t shirts after he purchased the DP takes a 0:04:50.120 --> 0:04:53.240 gamble domain and we don't deal with terrorist. 0:04:53.400 --> 0:04:54.680 No, that was a my bad. 0:04:54.880 --> 0:04:57.479 I shouldn't have said that we were going to buy 0:04:57.520 --> 0:04:58.719 the domain name before. 0:04:59.040 --> 0:05:02.119 Yes. Yes, funny how that works when you give people 0:05:02.120 --> 0:05:04.440 a heads up what you're going to do and they scrambled. 0:05:04.520 --> 0:05:06.760 Maybe I have more faith in humanity than I should Dan, 0:05:07.080 --> 0:05:09.560 or I'm an idealist. 0:05:10.040 --> 0:05:10.360 Okay. 0:05:11.960 --> 0:05:14.479 We had a listener send a video of his child 0:05:14.680 --> 0:05:18.960 tossing ornaments off the tree Nick in California, and he 0:05:19.000 --> 0:05:22.839 says that he apparently is raising a baby Shay. Do 0:05:22.880 --> 0:05:25.839 you have any advice for parents with violent children? 0:05:25.960 --> 0:05:28.440 Shay? Yeah, this is like baby Grinch. He was literally 0:05:28.440 --> 0:05:30.839 grabbing the ornaments and smashing them on the ground, just 0:05:30.920 --> 0:05:33.320 ruining Christmas for everyone. I think you sent them to 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:36.640 military school immediately. And what did that do for you? 0:05:36.640 --> 0:05:38.120 He taught me how to pass a drug test. 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:42.000 You go military school and then crack addiction. 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:45.000 Crack was before the villaginy, and then you went rehab. Yeah, 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:47.000 but that's the thing at military school. It gets you 0:05:47.040 --> 0:05:48.600 off of the weed because weed will stay in your 0:05:48.600 --> 0:05:51.960 system for like Kelly knows this way too long. Yeah, 0:05:52.160 --> 0:05:54.120 so you go you go for the hard stuff, or 0:05:54.160 --> 0:05:56.680 you go for the hallucinogenic because they can't you can't 0:05:56.680 --> 0:05:57.000 find that. 0:05:57.040 --> 0:05:59.680 Yeah, psilocybon and acid. 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:02.520 Saoti because I'm one with it with the Indians. 0:06:02.760 --> 0:06:06.919 By the way, last time we talked to therapy, Uh, 0:06:07.200 --> 0:06:08.520 we're gonna have another session. 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:11.880 Yeah, it went much better. We agreed. We agreed not 0:06:12.080 --> 0:06:14.720 to listen to the show. The roommate or the therapist. 0:06:14.920 --> 0:06:17.560 I said, both of them are banned, and that this 0:06:17.720 --> 0:06:19.400 is my own private time. And nobody. 0:06:19.400 --> 0:06:21.320 Wait, is he calling his wife his roommate? 0:06:21.440 --> 0:06:24.200 Yeah, we lived together, Kelly, he's a tough guy, Kelly. No, 0:06:24.320 --> 0:06:26.440 we live together. A lot of married people don't live together. 0:06:26.520 --> 0:06:28.920 I live with my wife, therefore roommate. 0:06:30.160 --> 0:06:32.800 That sounds awful. Does she have her own room? 0:06:33.279 --> 0:06:36.679 Sometimes? I have my own. It's called the cow because 0:06:36.720 --> 0:06:38.480 she asked me to sleep in it. But you know, 0:06:38.600 --> 0:06:40.719 she's got the bigger one, so I give her that. Okay, 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:45.000 but things are moving along better. Yeah, I admitted that 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:47.680 I'm a bad person, and then everybody was like, oh, 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:52.440 what a sire relief. That's pretty much admit fault. You 0:06:52.480 --> 0:06:54.640 always just say it's your fault. It's oh, you're right. 0:06:54.680 --> 0:06:56.960 I was being crazy or I had an episode, or 0:06:56.960 --> 0:06:58.520 I forgot my meds whatever. 0:06:58.320 --> 0:06:59.120 I was on peyote. 0:06:59.440 --> 0:07:03.880 Yeah, no, no he's not. No, we're we're clean, right. Yeah. 0:07:03.920 --> 0:07:07.279 Our psychedelics is a dirty whistle throwing it in an alley. 0:07:07.279 --> 0:07:10.640 No, no, we're not doing that anymore. No benders. No 0:07:10.760 --> 0:07:12.120 three days we lose you. 0:07:12.200 --> 0:07:14.520 We'll see about Austria. 0:07:14.720 --> 0:07:16.560 Okay, that's not the bender we're talking about. 0:07:16.720 --> 0:07:16.960 Bad. 0:07:17.120 --> 0:07:20.440 Larry lost two units last week. Dylan won three and 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:22.880 a half. Shay won seven. 0:07:23.120 --> 0:07:24.320 Yeah, what's up ibout that? 0:07:24.440 --> 0:07:27.880 Danny sehn Ham Actually, so seventeen and a half for Shay, 0:07:28.000 --> 0:07:30.880 Dylan plus thirteen and a half Larry a big zero. 0:07:31.200 --> 0:07:34.920 Just wait, hold on, do you have any complaints? Larry 0:07:35.200 --> 0:07:36.320 usually have a complaints? 0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:39.920 Dead zero two units on all my bets this week. 0:07:40.520 --> 0:07:42.400 I gotta go back and see how Shaye won seven 0:07:42.600 --> 0:07:43.160 was his big best. 0:07:43.240 --> 0:07:45.000 I'll bring it up. I'll bring it up. By the way, bad. 0:07:45.080 --> 0:07:50.480 Larry wins the Diego Pavi Award for the third straight week. Congratulations. 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:52.720 Everyone was talking shit when I said Larry was catching 0:07:52.760 --> 0:07:53.080 up to me. 0:07:53.240 --> 0:07:55.280 I know, I was one in one. 0:07:55.480 --> 0:07:55.720 How do you? 0:07:55.800 --> 0:07:57.560 I don't even understand how you win this award? 0:07:57.600 --> 0:07:59.840 Here we go, it's your. 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:00.720 Worst college record? 0:08:00.800 --> 0:08:01.160 What is it? 0:08:01.200 --> 0:08:02.240 I was one on one in college. 0:08:02.320 --> 0:08:03.640 More of a blanket award? 0:08:03.800 --> 0:08:04.920 Yeah for the week. 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:09.679 Yeah, oh okay, I'll take it for that down Okay, 0:08:09.920 --> 0:08:11.240 I just want to know what it's for the worst 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:12.680 the worst week. That sounds good. 0:08:12.720 --> 0:08:14.760 It's actually just whoever it's from New Jersey gets it 0:08:14.800 --> 0:08:15.160 every week. 0:08:15.280 --> 0:08:17.800 Speaking of New Jersey, I mean, are we allowed to 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:20.400 talk about you? Is New Jersey were allowed to talk 0:08:20.440 --> 0:08:24.240 about the truth? Is New Jersey worse or better than Ohio? 0:08:24.320 --> 0:08:25.800 It's the Ohio of the Northeast. 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:29.680 No, it's in Mexico of the Northeast. But can we 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:31.840 talk about the aliens in New Jersey? Are we allowed 0:08:31.880 --> 0:08:35.199 to do that or are they going to censor this too? Wait? No, 0:08:35.280 --> 0:08:39.559 it's pretty tiny aliens in their mother ships above New Jersey, 0:08:39.960 --> 0:08:46.360 circling our Italian American brethren, the drones Danny, Yes, yeah, 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:49.360 they're tiny. Aliens, but they're in really big ships. They 0:08:49.360 --> 0:08:51.560 look small to us, So that's why they won't land 0:08:51.600 --> 0:08:53.560 because we look so big to them and they know 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:55.120 we'll eat them. 0:08:55.280 --> 0:08:57.400 Kelly, there is still time for you to get the 0:08:57.440 --> 0:08:58.800 hell out of here if you want to. 0:08:59.240 --> 0:09:01.720 You know, I tracked everything I said about Shane and 0:09:01.760 --> 0:09:03.120 I being like very similar. 0:09:03.559 --> 0:09:05.319 I will not be eating aliens. 0:09:05.960 --> 0:09:09.200 But also, yeah, I I've learned a lot, and no, 0:09:10.240 --> 0:09:13.280 I am good. I'm from Kansas, Like we didn't do 0:09:13.800 --> 0:09:16.240 all the nefarious things that you guys did down there 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:18.520 in Texas. Like we were just like a little Middle 0:09:18.559 --> 0:09:20.000 America mining our own business. 0:09:20.040 --> 0:09:22.120 Yeah, but you said you're a lot like Shae. What 0:09:22.200 --> 0:09:22.800 does that mean. 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:26.480 I think it means like politically because we just say like, okay, 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:29.000 just you think they're aliens? 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:30.680 Are Iranians in New Jersey? 0:09:31.679 --> 0:09:33.400 Well, if I had to pick, I would say they're 0:09:33.440 --> 0:09:35.160 aliens over to Rank, I don't think. 0:09:35.320 --> 0:09:36.520 I don't think I Ran has the ball. 0:09:36.640 --> 0:09:40.160 Absolutely, What interest do either of them have in a 0:09:40.160 --> 0:09:41.640 bunch of Italians. 0:09:41.120 --> 0:09:44.359 In New Jersey. Maybe they saw Sopranos. 0:09:44.679 --> 0:09:46.520 Actually they could have seen this. Actually if I was 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:48.360 an alien, I would watch the Sopranos, would be my 0:09:48.400 --> 0:09:50.520 first first order of business. 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:52.320 Is it on reirs? Maybe they're just catching you know, 0:09:52.400 --> 0:09:54.720 like sex in the city and other countries that they're 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:57.160 people just seeing sex in the city and sex. 0:09:57.000 --> 0:10:00.600 And the Sopranos just premiered in their alien world and 0:10:00.600 --> 0:10:02.600 they were like, holy shit, we gotta check it out. 0:10:02.640 --> 0:10:04.760 Good, Holy shit, Italians are cool. 0:10:04.960 --> 0:10:09.480 Yeah, okay, speaking of Italians, what I say? 0:10:09.679 --> 0:10:12.959 Yeah, actually, who recently drove through New Jersey to get 0:10:13.000 --> 0:10:13.880 away from New York. 0:10:14.120 --> 0:10:15.160 It's a medium. 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:17.439 Coincidence. 0:10:17.800 --> 0:10:20.400 By the way, my warnings of Italians were not heeded 0:10:20.400 --> 0:10:23.920 by anyone, and now I have been proven correct by 0:10:24.120 --> 0:10:26.720 one thing that happen. His name is Luigi. 0:10:27.320 --> 0:10:29.840 That is a cartoon Italian. I mean he's literally named. 0:10:29.600 --> 0:10:32.199 After His name is Larry. 0:10:32.400 --> 0:10:35.000 Yeah, it's going to be Larry in the Clink. That's 0:10:35.040 --> 0:10:37.800 what they're gonna call him, clink. Might they might call 0:10:37.840 --> 0:10:38.319 him Laurence. 0:10:38.360 --> 0:10:41.760 Also the tinfoil hat here though, so that guy like 0:10:41.800 --> 0:10:43.839 they released a picture of him and it's just him 0:10:43.880 --> 0:10:46.280 with a hood from like the top and some random 0:10:46.360 --> 0:10:50.880 McDonald's employee in the middle Pennsylvania recognizes him from that picture. 0:10:51.000 --> 0:10:54.600 No, it was the nsay illegally tracked him, and now 0:10:54.600 --> 0:10:58.559 they're backtrack and investigation. Do not admit that Edward Snowden 0:10:58.679 --> 0:11:00.959 was right and everything we you is being watched by 0:11:00.960 --> 0:11:03.559 the government. Yeah they I mean, see this is dan. 0:11:03.480 --> 0:11:06.040 This is where this is where Shane and I are 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:07.240 on the same page. 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:09.600 It's true, She's right, it's true. 0:11:10.800 --> 0:11:12.920 I mean that there's just no way they have all 0:11:12.960 --> 0:11:13.360 this ship that. 0:11:13.400 --> 0:11:16.319 Do you need therapy too? No? I told you. 0:11:16.440 --> 0:11:19.240 Therapy is for people who want to admit something's wrong 0:11:19.280 --> 0:11:21.880 with them. If you think that you're great, why do 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:22.600 you need therapy? 0:11:22.760 --> 0:11:23.360 Are you married? 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:25.080 I am not married. 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:28.160 Okay. If you were married, you might need therapy. 0:11:29.000 --> 0:11:31.160 I've been in a very long relationship. 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:34.360 We lived togethermates, like it's like marriage. 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:35.960 But I don't want to change my last name. 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:37.360 Okay. 0:11:38.160 --> 0:11:39.400 And if he was like, hey, we need to go 0:11:39.480 --> 0:11:41.200 to therapy, I'd be like, maybe we're just. 0:11:41.120 --> 0:11:44.200 Not sold Kelly, is it? 0:11:44.320 --> 0:11:45.880 Do you not want to change your last name because 0:11:45.920 --> 0:11:48.960 it's Manoni, it's. 0:11:48.880 --> 0:11:50.720 Actually Polish, which is even worse. 0:11:52.120 --> 0:11:55.120 We can talk about that, okay, Okay, let me recap here. 0:11:55.160 --> 0:11:57.520 Why was everyone's reaction like that. I don't know. It 0:11:57.600 --> 0:12:01.400 sounds like you don't know any Polish. Yeah, not really. Yeah, 0:12:01.400 --> 0:12:03.559 we moved on from Polish people. We don't make fun 0:12:03.600 --> 0:12:04.640 of Polish people anymore. 0:12:04.800 --> 0:12:06.120 How many can screw in a light bulb? 0:12:06.200 --> 0:12:07.520 Yeah? I do love a parogi. 0:12:08.040 --> 0:12:10.480 Yeah, are the shittiest version of dumplings. 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:13.200 We're gonna fight, Yeah they are. We're going to fight. 0:12:13.640 --> 0:12:16.360 Wasn't any time you stuff meat or potatoes into like 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:20.520 a pockety, whether it's a pasta or ana like, they're 0:12:20.600 --> 0:12:21.240 just always good? 0:12:21.320 --> 0:12:23.800 No, ik, Kelly, I agree, but I think of the 0:12:23.880 --> 0:12:28.480 Dumpling family pogies like compared to like a Chinese dumpling, 0:12:28.600 --> 0:12:32.360 or like an empanada, is the worst? Okay? Actually all right? 0:12:33.520 --> 0:12:37.559 Or how about we get around to maybe some gambling today? 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:42.679 The over under Bill Belichick's North Carolina tar Heels is 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:47.800 six and a half. Anybody taking over under Shay, I'll 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:48.960 start with you. 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:51.880 No, I just think bringing Matt Patricia and your son 0:12:52.080 --> 0:12:53.840 to establish a dumbest hit he could ever do? 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:56.839 Are you taking the over under over? They're gonna have 0:12:56.880 --> 0:12:58.480 more than six and a half wins? 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:01.400 Wait? What do you? 0:13:01.440 --> 0:13:04.120 What's the over under your betting on that happens over 0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:09.640 six and a half? You're taking the over? Yes, Dylan 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:12.880 over under six and a half wins for Bill Belichick for. 0:13:13.000 --> 0:13:15.280 And hard to argue with that one, honestly, but I'm 0:13:15.280 --> 0:13:17.719 gonna for the spirit of compets six and a half. 0:13:17.720 --> 0:13:22.160 I don't know. I'm gonna take the under ed Larry. 0:13:22.920 --> 0:13:24.640 He's got to bring in some people when he's got 0:13:24.640 --> 0:13:27.439 to have huge nil money. There's some seniors in high 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:30.280 school who want to go to the pros over six 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:30.480 and a. 0:13:30.480 --> 0:13:33.120 Half, all right, Kelly over under six and a half. 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:36.199 I'm gonna play contrarian like I do so well, I'm 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:38.760 gonna take the under here. I do think Bill Belichick 0:13:38.800 --> 0:13:41.120 will have success. I do think there's a ton of money, 0:13:41.480 --> 0:13:43.920 but as we've seen from other teams with more money 0:13:43.960 --> 0:13:46.679 than gods, you still can't buy yourself a national championship. 0:13:47.120 --> 0:13:49.120 I would not be surprised to see them when exactly 0:13:49.160 --> 0:13:51.440 six games, go to a mediocre Bowl game year one 0:13:51.840 --> 0:13:54.360 and then really hit that next catapult year two. 0:13:55.120 --> 0:13:57.640 Well, they're going to the Fenway Bowl this year. So 0:13:57.920 --> 0:14:01.440 with their six wins, they maybe had it back. Could 0:14:01.480 --> 0:14:03.480 you imagine we brought this up on the show. Could 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:07.800 you imagine Nicole Arback, I think, tweeted that Bill Belichick 0:14:07.880 --> 0:14:11.080 next year would be have Mayo dumped on him at 0:14:11.120 --> 0:14:14.040 the at the Mayo Bowl. Can you imagine Belichick putting 0:14:14.080 --> 0:14:17.120 up with that or the Pop Tart Bowl where he's 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:18.480 taking a bite of a Pop Tart. 0:14:18.920 --> 0:14:20.960 I could imagine that. I think his girlfriend he shows 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:21.600 for breakfast. 0:14:22.200 --> 0:14:23.720 She definitely does. But here's what I. 0:14:27.040 --> 0:14:29.600 Saw a tweet, and it'said, imagine these kids who are 0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:33.200 in journalism school having to ask Bill Belichick questions. I mean, 0:14:33.520 --> 0:14:37.800 the post the postgame pressers are going to be absolutely hilarious. 0:14:37.880 --> 0:14:40.120 I would just be like, I'm dropping the class. 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:44.080 Well, and this is something we brought up that Belichick. 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:47.560 Everybody's like, oh my god, this newfound personality. And as 0:14:47.600 --> 0:14:50.240 we brought up on the show. No, he respects Peyton 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:54.320 and Eli Manning, and he respects Pat McAfee. He doesn't 0:14:54.360 --> 0:14:57.600 respect people like me. He doesn't respect people in the 0:14:57.640 --> 0:15:01.640 media because you didn't You didn't play game. These guys did. 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:06.560 So he speaks to them. He's effusive alone, He's like, 0:15:06.640 --> 0:15:09.520 oh hey, Bill By he listened to him. 0:15:09.840 --> 0:15:11.640 In a tone of his voices totally chatty. 0:15:11.720 --> 0:15:14.200 Can't Yes, it sounds like he cares as opposed to 0:15:14.320 --> 0:15:19.440 yeah he's in love. Yeah, what lasts longer. Oh yes, yes, 0:15:21.800 --> 0:15:26.800 Belichick at Carolina, Belichick with his girlfriend. I think the 0:15:26.880 --> 0:15:31.040 girlfriend falls in love with one of Belichick's players and 0:15:31.160 --> 0:15:32.840 ruins Belichick's tenure. 0:15:32.960 --> 0:15:37.040 Kelly over, which one do you think last longer? Belichick 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:39.359 with Carolina, Belichick with his girlfriend. 0:15:39.360 --> 0:15:41.440 Listen, I've never seen the man smile so much in 0:15:41.480 --> 0:15:44.440 his life. But eventually she's got to realize she's with 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:48.640 the guy that's my dad's a right, Like, eventually she's 0:15:48.640 --> 0:15:50.400 gonna say, okay, like I want to get married and 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:51.280 have kids. 0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:52.880 I just don't know when that is. 0:15:53.520 --> 0:15:56.240 And so it's it's interesting because when he's signed a 0:15:56.320 --> 0:15:59.400 five year deal at Carolina, I thought, what is he doing? 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:03.120 Five years is way too long? Like three years? 0:16:03.160 --> 0:16:06.080 Fine, you want to get back into coaching, that's really 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:06.960 great question. 0:16:07.120 --> 0:16:09.880 I'm going to go his time at North Carolina lasts. 0:16:09.720 --> 0:16:11.400 Longer, right, what about you, Dylan? 0:16:12.840 --> 0:16:15.920 I mean, I think history is on the side of 0:16:16.000 --> 0:16:20.160 him lasting longer at Carolina than a relationship with a 0:16:20.200 --> 0:16:21.520 twenty five year old as. 0:16:21.400 --> 0:16:23.400 A is she that old? I don't think she's twenty. 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:24.680 I don't think she's even all right. 0:16:24.720 --> 0:16:25.640 With a sixteen year old. 0:16:25.680 --> 0:16:28.680 Twenty three? Oh, didn't he meet her on a plane. Yes, 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:31.240 best flight partner ever. You always got to check who 0:16:31.240 --> 0:16:33.000 your flight partner is because it could be the last 0:16:33.040 --> 0:16:36.120 person you ever see. Yeah, that's yeah, it's true. Important, 0:16:36.400 --> 0:16:37.480 that's true. Important. 0:16:37.560 --> 0:16:42.120 Yeah, it's twenty four A big difference than twenty Almost 0:16:42.200 --> 0:16:42.960 too old for Leo. 0:16:43.080 --> 0:16:46.200 I mean, didn't the Pachino just have a kid at 0:16:46.440 --> 0:16:47.160 like eighty nine? 0:16:47.320 --> 0:16:53.240 Yeah, didn't Leo DiCaprio. Didn't he change his Like, isn't 0:16:53.280 --> 0:16:54.840 he dating somebody a little bit old? 0:16:54.840 --> 0:16:58.080 Age limits? Twenty seven? Now? I think? Yeah, something we Yeah. 0:16:57.800 --> 0:16:59.840 Every five years older he gets, he goes up. 0:17:00.040 --> 0:17:04.320 It's creepy. He's got standards dancing creepy. Yes, it's got 0:17:04.320 --> 0:17:07.679 a type. Yes, it's creepy. Have you ever spoken to 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:09.879 a twenty four year old? I mean when I was 0:17:09.880 --> 0:17:15.560 twenty four? Yeah, yes, and they sound smart then none 0:17:15.560 --> 0:17:16.600 of the smart. 0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:18.520 Well, I don't know if people who were like super 0:17:18.560 --> 0:17:20.399 famous when they were how old was Leo and. 0:17:20.440 --> 0:17:22.600 He was like blew up? Gilbert Grape was like he 0:17:22.720 --> 0:17:24.960 was like twelve? Yeah once he Gilbert. 0:17:24.560 --> 0:17:29.320 Gray shockingly maybe not the most well adjusted like adult 0:17:29.400 --> 0:17:30.000 human being. 0:17:30.320 --> 0:17:34.160 Maybe. Okay, uh, let's come on the pod. 0:17:34.440 --> 0:17:35.520 Yeah, get Leon. 0:17:37.560 --> 0:17:39.720 But we have Kelly with us right now. 0:17:39.880 --> 0:17:43.080 Okay, bets this week, Kelly, I'll start with you college football. 0:17:44.480 --> 0:17:47.840 College football has not been great. You know you bragged 0:17:47.840 --> 0:17:49.960 about how great Shade did last week, and it's because 0:17:49.960 --> 0:17:51.920 we had the opposites. I want to own four last 0:17:51.960 --> 0:17:54.800 week in college football and then crushing about this is 0:17:54.800 --> 0:17:57.600 the only thing I'm taking this weekend in college football 0:17:57.680 --> 0:18:00.159 is the Navy over. I told you guys, I have 0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:03.080 that contrarian in me, and I thought, you know what, 0:18:03.440 --> 0:18:05.879 they open this number high for a reason. It's already 0:18:05.880 --> 0:18:08.480 been bet up. That is not historic, right, Usually they 0:18:08.520 --> 0:18:09.240 open the number and. 0:18:09.200 --> 0:18:10.399 It just plummets. 0:18:10.760 --> 0:18:12.880 I think both of these offense are prolific. I think 0:18:12.880 --> 0:18:16.159