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Speaker 2: One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a

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Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet without doing the actual gambling.

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Speaker 2: And now joined by bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan

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Speaker 1: I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick, Bad.

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Speaker 3: Larry there sitting in my car, Dan outside Rays Starving.

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Speaker 2: Okay, oh woo hoo, Larry, I just don't want you

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Speaker 1: Wowkay No, I'm just saying I big for yourself. It

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Speaker 2: Oh wait a minute, why are we dressing this thing

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Speaker 1: Shirt it up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, host shows like bet on It, Kelly and Murray

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Speaker 2: here just so I can there. She is Kelly. You're

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Speaker 2: back for more. Why that's a great question.

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Speaker 4: No, actually, uh, I think as uh someone who thrives

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Speaker 5: This is like good for my soul.

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Speaker 1: Are you aware of Shay's situation at home with his

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Speaker 4: I have heard like glimpses of it every once in

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Speaker 1: Fake real? By the way, the state of Ohio wants

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Speaker 1: A lot of Ohio on the Twitter. I gotta tell

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Speaker 6: The prouder the prouder people are of the place that

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Speaker 1: So me and you would have to get a new passport.

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Speaker 2: January twentieth, Danny, you gotta go back, Okay. I just

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Speaker 2: don't know where this came from. This is a gambling show.

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Speaker 2: And all of a sudden you because you abuse you,

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Speaker 6: That is generally true, Dan, But this one I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: Shut up right, it's a fact. You don't know shit,

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Speaker 1: you're twenty eight. You don't know anything. I am twenty nine.

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Speaker 2: You have bad Larry's joining us from Jersey, hopefully not

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Speaker 2: So Shay catching a lot of heat because his cowboys

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Speaker 1: Sad the way they lost, Danny. It's kids not knowing

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Speaker 1: their history. Leon Lett, nineteen ninety three. This has already

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we lived together, Kelly, he's a tough guy, Kelly. No,

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Speaker 6: I was on peyote.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no he's not. No, we're we're clean, right. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: No, no, we're not doing that anymore. No benders. No

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Speaker 1: We'll see about Austria.

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Speaker 6: Okay, that's not the bender we're talking about.

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Speaker 1: Bad.

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Speaker 2: Larry lost two units last week. Dylan won three and

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Speaker 2: Danny sehn Ham Actually, so seventeen and a half for Shay,

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Speaker 2: Just wait, hold on, do you have any complaints? Larry

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Speaker 3: Dead zero two units on all my bets this week.

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Speaker 1: I'll bring it up. I'll bring it up. By the way, bad.

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Speaker 2: Larry wins the Diego Pavi Award for the third straight week. Congratulations.

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Speaker 6: Everyone was talking shit when I said Larry was catching

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Speaker 3: I know, I was one in one.

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Speaker 1: How do you?

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Speaker 3: I don't even understand how you win this award?

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Speaker 1: Here we go, it's your.

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Speaker 3: Worst college record?

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Speaker 5: What is it?

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Speaker 3: I was one on one in college.

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Speaker 6: More of a blanket award?

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Speaker 1: Yeah for the week.

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Speaker 6: It's actually just whoever it's from New Jersey gets it

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Speaker 6: It's the Ohio of the Northeast.

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Speaker 1: No, it's in Mexico of the Northeast. But can we

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Speaker 1: it's pretty tiny aliens in their mother ships above New Jersey,

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Speaker 1: they're tiny. Aliens, but they're in really big ships. They

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Speaker 2: Kelly, there is still time for you to get the

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Speaker 4: You know, I tracked everything I said about Shane and

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you said you're a lot like Shae. What

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Speaker 4: just you think they're aliens?

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Speaker 4: Well, if I had to pick, I would say they're

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Speaker 6: Absolutely, What interest do either of them have in a

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Speaker 5: Therapy is for people who want to admit something's wrong

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Speaker 5: I've been in a very long relationship.

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Speaker 4: We lived togethermates, like it's like marriage.

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Speaker 5: But I don't want to change my last name.

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Speaker 1: Not sold Kelly, is it?

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Speaker 6: Do you not want to change your last name because

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Speaker 5: Actually Polish, which is even worse.

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Speaker 1: Why was everyone's reaction like that. I don't know. It

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Speaker 6: How many can screw in a light bulb?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I do love a parogi.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, are the shittiest version of dumplings.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna fight, Yeah they are. We're going to fight.

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Speaker 4: Wasn't any time you stuff meat or potatoes into like

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Speaker 6: No, ik, Kelly, I agree, but I think of the

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Speaker 2: Or how about we get around to maybe some gambling today?

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Speaker 2: The over under Bill Belichick's North Carolina tar Heels is

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Speaker 1: No, I just think bringing Matt Patricia and your son

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Speaker 2: Are you taking the over under over? They're gonna have

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Speaker 2: What's the over under your betting on that happens over

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Speaker 2: over under six and a half wins for Bill Belichick for.

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Speaker 6: And hard to argue with that one, honestly, but I'm

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm gonna take the under ed Larry.

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Speaker 3: He's got to bring in some people when he's got

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Speaker 3: to have huge nil money. There's some seniors in high

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Speaker 1: Half, all right, Kelly over under six and a half.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna play contrarian like I do so well, I'm

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Speaker 4: but as we've seen from other teams with more money

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Speaker 4: I would not be surprised to see them when exactly

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Speaker 2: Well, they're going to the Fenway Bowl this year. So

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Speaker 1: I could imagine that. I think his girlfriend he shows

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Speaker 5: She definitely does. But here's what I.

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Speaker 6: I would just be like, I'm dropping the class.

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Speaker 2: Well, and this is something we brought up that Belichick.

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Speaker 2: Everybody's like, oh my god, this newfound personality. And as

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Speaker 2: we brought up on the show. No, he respects Peyton

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Speaker 2: So he speaks to them. He's effusive alone, He's like,

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Speaker 6: In a tone of his voices totally chatty.

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Speaker 1: Can't Yes, it sounds like he cares as opposed to

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Speaker 1: yeah he's in love. Yeah, what lasts longer. Oh yes, yes,

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Speaker 2: Kelly over, which one do you think last longer? Belichick

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Speaker 2: with Carolina, Belichick with his girlfriend.

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Speaker 4: Listen, I've never seen the man smile so much in

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Speaker 5: I just don't know when that is.

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Speaker 4: And so it's it's interesting because when he's signed a

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Speaker 5: Five years is way too long? Like three years?

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Speaker 5: I'm going to go his time at North Carolina lasts.

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Speaker 1: Longer, right, what about you, Dylan?

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Speaker 1: A is she that old? I don't think she's twenty.

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Speaker 6: With a sixteen year old.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's twenty four A big difference than twenty Almost

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Speaker 2: Yeah, didn't Leo DiCaprio. Didn't he change his Like, isn't

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Speaker 6: Every five years older he gets, he goes up.

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Speaker 1: It's creepy. He's got standards dancing creepy. Yes, it's got

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Speaker 6: Well, I don't know if people who were like super

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Speaker 1: He was like blew up? Gilbert Grape was like he

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Speaker 1: Maybe. Okay, uh, let's come on the pod.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, get Leon.

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Speaker 1: But we have Kelly with us right now.

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Speaker 2: Okay, bets this week, Kelly, I'll start with you college football.

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Speaker 4: College football has not been great. You know you bragged

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Speaker 5: It just plummets.

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Speaker 4: I think both of these offense are prolific. I think

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Speaker 4: Navies had an extra week here to prepare, so I'm

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Speaker 5: Get the win.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Shaye at Irving, I'm also on the over. My

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Speaker 1: Don't care if it's a hundred. It's because you're a

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Speaker 1: the gunshot to officer, Sorry, gonna do how many guns

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Speaker 4: That's how I know we're different. Come on, do you

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Speaker 1: I like it. I like, all right, Dylan, what do

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Speaker 6: I'm with Kelly on this one, I'm gonna take Navy

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Speaker 1: There are they the same players they played in that?

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Speaker 1: To hell, we want them to be like that's every stack.

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Speaker 2: You know, the last time the Mets and Yankees played

443
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Speaker 2: in the World Series, the Yankees won. Yeah, and yeah,

444
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Speaker 2: nobody's going to exactly, but you're like, oh shit, they

445
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Speaker 2: must wait all the time.

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Speaker 6: That's like the like if you had bet the Cavaliers

447
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Speaker 6: like at the beginning of the season and enrolled your

448
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Speaker 6: winnings over every week for fifteen weeks, you'd have ten

449
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Speaker 6: million dollars. It's like, okay, well who no one finded that?

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Speaker 1: Well, the million dollar better is up seventeen and a

451
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Speaker 1: half million following me, so.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's true, and they're up thirteen and a half

453
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Speaker 6: million following me.

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Speaker 1: Wait, who do we have following us?

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Speaker 6: No, that's a theoretical person. Oh yeah, okay, if there

456
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Speaker 6: is someone, oh I.

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Speaker 1: See, yeah, that's why SHA's up seventeen. Yeah, that's a

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Speaker 1: that's a brag. There's within it. Yeah, what else? Anything else?

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Speaker 6: Yep, I got UNLV plus one and a half against

460
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Speaker 6: Cal and I've got Notre Dame to win the college

461
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Speaker 6: football playoff. Wow, one hundred. If there's any year this

462
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Speaker 6: would be remotely feasible. I do think this is the.

463
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Speaker 2: Air if Notre Dame placed Georgia in the second round.

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Speaker 2: Notre Dame is listed as a two point favorite against it,

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Speaker 2: which it just looks weird. It does just something new.

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Speaker 2: Keep in mind, Bad Larry any college football bets.

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Speaker 3: I didn't send any in, but this morning I'm taking

468
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Speaker 3: Army minus the six and a half and I'm taking

469
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Speaker 3: JMU minus the eight against Western Kentucky two units each.

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Speaker 1: Ray, Okay, Ray, of course the producer this god forsaken show,

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Speaker 1: and he's writing things down once again. The lineup.

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Speaker 2: We have Kelly, the owner of wager talk dot com.

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Speaker 2: Hosts chose like bet on it, Kelly and Murray last

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Speaker 2: call on Saturday and Sunday. She joins us from Vegas.

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Speaker 2: We have Shayan Irving, we have Bad Larry, and we

476
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Speaker 2: have diald in the graphics guy. So Kelly lead us

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Speaker 2: off NFL.

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Speaker 4: NFL is absolutely disgusting this week, you guys, and I'd

479
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Speaker 4: like to apologize to all of your listeners in advance.

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Speaker 4: Historically weeks you know, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen. Now, obviously we've

481
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Speaker 4: got a week eighteen. You've got to kind of fade

482
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Speaker 4: some of the narratives, and you've got to kind of

483
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Speaker 4: buck some of the trends, right, and you've covered professional

484
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Speaker 4: sports for a long time and understand that no, in fact,

485
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Speaker 4: players don't quit on their team, and in fact they

486
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Speaker 4: do still want to win even though they have nothing

487
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Speaker 4: to play for. So I'm betting on some of those

488
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Speaker 4: teams this week. And the very first one is, well,

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Speaker 4: we were talking about Bill Belichick the New England Patriots.

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Speaker 4: I know it sounds kind of gross, but it took

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Speaker 4: the five and a half here with the Pats and

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Speaker 4: mainly in a play against the Cardinals.

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Speaker 1: I'm giving you six Kelly Oh.

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Speaker 5: Even better, thank you. Listen.

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Speaker 4: This is the Cardinals team basically since so their bye

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Speaker 4: week week eleven has just know, I had a buddy.

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Speaker 5: Text and he goes, what did a new a call

498
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Speaker 5: of duty come out?

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Speaker 4: What happened to Tyler Murray during the bye week, and

500
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Speaker 4: I go, oh, my god, that actually might have happened.

501
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Speaker 5: If I followed video games, I would know.

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Speaker 4: But I think this is a really great Pats team

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Speaker 4: playing with absolutely no pressure, versus the team who had,

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Speaker 4: you know, sit in first place in the NFC West

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Speaker 4: and has really faltered that away. Another gross team I'm

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Speaker 4: going to take. And I know that the Jags, or

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Speaker 4: excuse me, the Jets also fall into this. Teams may

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Speaker 4: still care. I actually disagree. I think Aaron Rodgers is done.

509
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Speaker 4: You can tell by his whole attitude and body language.

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Speaker 4: He seems to not care. He's gotten his coach fired,

511
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Speaker 4: he's got his GM fired. His number one wide receiver

512
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Speaker 4: just is non existent. And I'm gonna take Mac Jones

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Speaker 4: with the Jags, who is five and oh? There you go,

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Speaker 4: there's a little bit better than cherry picking stats, but

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Speaker 4: Mac Jones five and oh when facing the Jets.

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Speaker 5: And then I'm gonna bet.

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Speaker 4: Against my Denver broncos I took the four earlier in

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Speaker 4: the week. I do think that Indianapolis has an opportunity

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Speaker 4: to win this game outright, So at three and a half,

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Speaker 4: I do think there's still some value there. I really

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Speaker 4: am honestly shell shocked about this Denver team, particularly at

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Speaker 4: home as a favorite. But I do think that they

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Speaker 4: may get caught looking ahead here. And then you have

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Speaker 4: the eight seed in the Colts, who have just been

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Speaker 4: well mediocre. I bet this team to win the AFC South.

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Speaker 4: They're not going to do so, but I do think

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Speaker 4: that they have an opportunity to go into Denver and

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Speaker 4: at least get the cover. Maybe Broncos win this one late,

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Speaker 4: but I would not be shocked to see Denver drop

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Speaker 4: this one prior to playing the Chargers.

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Speaker 1: If you were single, would you give Aaron Rodgers a shot?

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Speaker 5: You know what's funny, I do love Aaron Rodgers.

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Speaker 4: If I was single, I may dabble in a date

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Speaker 4: or two with Aaron Rodgers. But the reality is we're

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Speaker 4: the same person. We would fight like hell. I need

536
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Speaker 4: like a ying to my yang, and Aaron and I

537
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Speaker 4: are very similar. We almost have the same birthday.

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Speaker 1: In fact, would you do ayahuasca with him in the

539
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Speaker 1: off season?

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Speaker 4: The thing with ayahuasca is I've dabbled in the idea

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Speaker 4: of doing ayahuasca. I love going to Costa Rica, I

542
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Speaker 4: love the whole spiritual side of things. But I think

543
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Speaker 4: all of those memories and traumas that I've done so

544
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Speaker 4: good at suppressing over the years.

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Speaker 5: Probably should stay there.

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Speaker 1: Open Pandora's box.

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Speaker 2: How about Hey, now let's go to Shyan Irving here shay.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, Danny nfl. I got to fighting Herbert's laying

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Speaker 1: two and a half against the Bad Bakers. I got

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Speaker 1: crab Legs plus four against the Chiefs Jameis Winston. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I got Aaron Rodgers laying three against the mac

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Speaker 1: jones Is. I don't feel great about it, but here

553
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Speaker 1: I am. And then because I'm an absolute moron, I

554
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Speaker 1: got to fight and Kirk Cousins laying four against Vegas.

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Speaker 1: He's looked like absolute shit. But for game I'm not positive.

556
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Speaker 1: Is that game at the Raiders. Yeah it's at Vegas. Yeah,

557
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Speaker 1: so it can't be away.

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Speaker 5: Yeah it's Monday night. Yeah, it's a Monday night game.

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Speaker 1: You want to showcase that one.

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Speaker 6: I can't flex out of one primetime Kirk.

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Speaker 1: Though, thank you, Roger. And then I got the Steelers

562
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Speaker 1: plus five and a half against the Iggles.

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Speaker 6: Okay, Dylan, all right, Dan, I'm nla the sixteen with

564
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Speaker 6: the Ravens against the Giants. I'm pretty sure this is

565
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Speaker 6: the biggest spread of the season, and this is a

566
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Speaker 6: game where the Ravens just like massacre a dying team

567
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Speaker 6: at the end of the season.

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Speaker 1: Is it the biggest or the biggest?

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Speaker 6: Did I say briggest?

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Speaker 1: Think? Oh? Biggest? Eloquent?

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Speaker 6: You know, yeah, very I got Browns plus four against

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Speaker 6: the Chiefs, and I'm bucking my trend of taking the

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Speaker 6: Lions every week. You okay, Do I feel like I

574
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Speaker 6: sound like I usually did?

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Speaker 1: Mah?

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Speaker 6: Okay, all right, I'm taking the Bills plus two and

577
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Speaker 6: Afghans the Lions, and I'm gonna take the Bears plus

578
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Speaker 6: six and a Halfgans.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, bad layer, Are you still with us?

580
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Speaker 3: I'm still here, Dan, Okay, up two units each. I

581
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Speaker 3: got a bunch of them Rams plus two and a

582
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Speaker 3: half against the forty nine.

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Speaker 1: Ers, MS plus three plus three.

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Speaker 3: Tonight, Jet's minus the three against the Jags Chiefs. Chie's

585
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Speaker 3: got to blow somebody out. Chiefs minus four against the Browns.

586
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Speaker 3: I won over forty seven in the Texas Dolphins game

587
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Speaker 3: and over fifty four in the Lions Bills game. Then

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Speaker 3: I want the Steelers. I thought it was plus five,

589
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 3: but he just gave shave five and a half. So

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Speaker 3: I'll take the five and a half against the Eagles

591
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Speaker 3: the Falcons minus four against the Raiders. All two units

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Speaker 3: come back time, Shah, here we go.

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Speaker 2: Well, see, yeah, you're in trouble. You have zero units

594
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Speaker 2: to show for your season. Dylan plus thirteen and a half,

595
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Speaker 2: Shay plus seventeen and a half. Anything else that needs

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Speaker 2: to be mentioned, Kelly? Is there anything that you would

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Speaker 2: like to mention that we haven't so far you can

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Speaker 2: think of?

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Speaker 4: I'm really excited for the college football playoffs coming up

600
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Speaker 4: because I think the ball season for the last couple

601
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Speaker 4: of years has really been decimated, obviously by the transfer

602
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Speaker 4: portal and coaches leaving their prospective jobs. I think this

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Speaker 4: is like the rejuvenation that college football needed, and so I,

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Speaker 4: for one, am very excited.

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Speaker 1: Shane, irving anything that you would like to say? Parting words,

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Speaker 1: I just hope that our new alien overlords bring a

607
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Speaker 1: peaceful right wing government and limit the freedom that all

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Speaker 1: these people have taken.

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Speaker 6: Advantage of, yourself included.

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Speaker 1: I'm hoping for some alien fascism. That's what I'm looking for.

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Speaker 1: What happened to you? Something happened to you? Nothing, Danny.

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Speaker 1: I think the aliens are going to take over. You

613
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 1: know what the problem with the government is today. It's

614
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Speaker 1: all these rules and I didn't ask just one more thing, Danny.

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00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 1: It's all the rules and regulations. Of course, I'm not

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Speaker 1: an actual fascist, but if you want real change, you

617
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 1: need to suspend democracy. That's what we got to do.

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Speaker 1: Anything parting words for the state of Ohio, I'm not sorry.

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Speaker 1: I apologize for nothing, Dylan. Anything you would like to add.

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Speaker 6: I mean, Shay really kind of summed it all up.

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Speaker 1: I think yes he did.

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Speaker 6: I'll be pretty stoked if the Ravens can win by seventeen.

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Speaker 1: Uh bad, Larry.

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Speaker 2: Anything you'd like to say, Kelly, you're starting to show out.

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Speaker 3: Shave is the big brother you never had. I'm sure

626
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Speaker 3: you're sorry about that comment right now.

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Speaker 4: But then, like I said, just because you're siblings or

628
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Speaker 4: someone doesn't mean you have to agree.

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Speaker 5: With everything they if there's just certain.

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Speaker 4: Things, and He'll say, I'll catch a tweet or a

631
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Speaker 4: clip from the show and I'm.

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Speaker 5: Like, oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there's been a couple of times today that I'm like, no.

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Speaker 2: So, Kelly, what you're saying is if you were available

635
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Speaker 2: and Shay was available. No, no, no, no, no, no available, not ajailable.

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Speaker 5: No no no no no, no no.

637
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Speaker 4: Because we would spend all night, every night down like

638
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Speaker 4: the Reddit rabbit holes with our tinfottle hats on, and

639
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Speaker 4: I would never get anything ever accomplished in life.

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Speaker 1: Probably start a revolution, go to jail, flee to Mexico,

641
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Speaker 1: start a coup in Panama. Yeah, important things, which is

642
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 1: not out of the realm of possibilities for you, especially

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Speaker 1: if the aliens go.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I think they might call you white DV.

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Speaker 1: What if they're here to free Luigi and they don't

646
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 1: agree with our healthcare system?

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Speaker 2: Shaye and Irving podcast. Are you going to have the

648
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Speaker 2: roommate on the podcast?

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Speaker 1: No? Okay? Would you like for me to doctor phillt

650
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Speaker 1: and I could go in there and moderate you and

651
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 1: your wife? Uh? Sure?

652
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Speaker 2: And I could ask any questions I want to ask.

653
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Speaker 2: Absolutely well that I asked questions for a living can't

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Speaker 2: do it and they can be penetrating.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's enough. That word.

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Speaker 2: My best of the roommate. Uh So, I think that's it.

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Speaker 2: Wherever you get your podcast, Shae and Irving podcast, Yeah, yeah, okay.

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Speaker 2: Wager Talk dot Com is where you find Kelly also

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Speaker 2: with bet On it Kelly and Murray and last Call

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Speaker 2: on Saturday and Sunday.

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Speaker 1: That's it. We've done it. No, DP is not it?

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Speaker 1: Quick question? Has this podcast been on your Wikipedia page yet? No?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah no, it should not be on my

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Speaker 1: Wikipedia page when I'm when I'm dead, and then when

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Speaker 1: they start reading over and they'll be like, and he

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Speaker 1: was the host of Dan Patrick Takes a Game. I

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Speaker 1: don't know.

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Speaker 6: If you're familiar with Wikipedia, people can go in and

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Speaker 6: change it. So I came in there and scrub everything.

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Speaker 1: You have to be a communist to be able to

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Speaker 1: edit at Wikipedia. Everybody knows that it's a leftist propaganda machine.

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Speaker 2: I think somebody said that I was involved. I was

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Speaker 2: the third shooter at j with JFK. Was that in

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Speaker 2: my Wikipedia?

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Speaker 1: Wasn't there the other Dan Patrick? Hey?

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Speaker 6: Third third, third out of one hundred's pretty good?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, as if there was one, that's great? Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 6: I think actually there's a glitch in the matrix and

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Speaker 6: Luigi Manjion thought he was shooting JFK.

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Speaker 1: You know where Luigi stayed in Japan? You know, he

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Speaker 1: hung out in Japan for a while. You know who

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Speaker 1: else hung out in Japan? For a while, Lee Harvey Oswald.

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Speaker 2: And that'll do it. Thanks for joining us on dan

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Speaker 2: Patrick Takes again. We'll have a spectacular weekend and we'll

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Speaker 2: talk to you maybe next week.

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Speaker 1: M hm hmmmmm