WEBVTT - Sitcom Love 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:11.159 We're just two unapologetically black women with an opinion who 0:00:11.320 --> 0:00:15.720 talked back. What's up, y'all? They get for tuning in 0:00:15.760 --> 0:00:17.799 for a new episode, and we talked back A show 0:00:17.880 --> 0:00:20.439 dedicated to you, niggas and knees host, it's your co 0:00:20.560 --> 0:00:24.360 host a j Holiday. What's our team? He y'all, Hey Jake. 0:00:24.480 --> 0:00:30.960 When this is not lean, it's not it's missing. I 0:00:31.040 --> 0:00:33.360 love y'all. I love y'all. Thank y'all for tuning in. 0:00:33.640 --> 0:00:37.600 How was your weekend? I don't do much ship, same ship? 0:00:38.760 --> 0:00:41.640 I did do? Uh? I guess a little bit of 0:00:41.760 --> 0:00:45.919 valentine Dinner on Sunday? A little bit of dinner. Yeah, 0:00:45.960 --> 0:00:51.280 because we in Atlanta, right, so Valentine's is today. We're recording, y'all. 0:00:51.960 --> 0:00:56.200 Uh yeah, So I did do dinner on Sunday. What 0:00:56.240 --> 0:01:01.720 did you do dinner? And dick? You got dick? Yes, 0:01:02.160 --> 0:01:03.840 I've been getting dick, bitch. I don't know about you. 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:06.400 I didn't get no dick and I didn't get no dinner. Actually, 0:01:06.440 --> 0:01:09.520 I kind of drove here and I was running around 0:01:09.520 --> 0:01:12.760 trying to find something to wear because we're filming, you guys. 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:15.160 So I didn't do that. I hung out with Takia 0:01:15.240 --> 0:01:18.360 so we went to Esco. Uh that's a little cool 0:01:18.400 --> 0:01:20.520 little spot, and we had two chains. Was there, his 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:22.880 wife was there. They were kicking in was R and B. 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:26.120 I love them. I love yeah. So it was a 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:29.280 cool time and yeah, that was it. So we could 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:30.960 be here bright and earlier. I don't do too much. 0:01:31.040 --> 0:01:35.839 You got last night, no Sunday. It's Monday, and today 0:01:35.959 --> 0:01:40.760 is Tuesday. It's Valentine's Day, So Monday we could at 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:43.920 least wore a paint. Bitch, were sad or black on 0:01:44.120 --> 0:01:49.040 purpose because I ain't got no Valentine. What's your best 0:01:49.120 --> 0:01:54.520 and worst Valentine's I have really not had any bad ones. 0:01:54.600 --> 0:01:56.320 I don't know if you want to consider the ones. 0:01:56.320 --> 0:01:59.200 You gotta be by yourself kind of bad. But no, 0:01:59.360 --> 0:02:02.040 I had a bad at one. I'm I'm gonna yeah, 0:02:02.040 --> 0:02:03.440 I'm gonna start with a bad one and I'm in 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:07.200 with the best one. All right. We're family and I'm 0:02:07.240 --> 0:02:12.079 sharing with y'all. So it was this guy was saying 0:02:12.160 --> 0:02:13.919 we had only been seeing each other like maybe a 0:02:13.960 --> 0:02:17.760 couple of months or whatever, and we talked about Valentine's 0:02:17.760 --> 0:02:19.680 and he was like, I don't believe in Valentine. Here 0:02:19.720 --> 0:02:21.720 we go and I was like, well, I do. So 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:23.880 if I don't spend it with you, I'll probably be 0:02:23.919 --> 0:02:28.760 with somebody. Right. So, like the day before Valentine's he 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:31.040 was like, uh, what you're doing tomorrow. I was like, 0:02:31.760 --> 0:02:33.359 I don't have plans yet. He was like, I want 0:02:33.360 --> 0:02:35.080 to see you. I want to when you come over, 0:02:35.120 --> 0:02:37.080 I'm gonna make you dinner. I'm gonna do some nice things, 0:02:37.120 --> 0:02:39.240 all right. I was like, okay, cool. I was all 0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:42.240 the way in Columbia, South Carolina, and I drove back 0:02:42.280 --> 0:02:45.480 to Charlotte to have this Valentine experience even though I 0:02:45.480 --> 0:02:47.240 still had to work the next day in Columbia. So 0:02:47.240 --> 0:02:49.040 I was doing a lot of back and forth. This 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:52.920 experience happened for me. Let's just get that together, all right. 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:55.040 So I get to his house and he got Brian 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:58.280 night playing and ship and he got like a but 0:02:58.639 --> 0:03:02.040 what's that nothing? Bunt cake one of those, and he 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:04.120 got some flowers and he's in there and making a 0:03:04.120 --> 0:03:06.720 steak and like, you know, so it's all good, Like 0:03:06.800 --> 0:03:08.720 everything is good. I'm like, oh, this is nice. He 0:03:08.800 --> 0:03:11.680 poured me a glass of wine. We're having a good conversation, 0:03:12.560 --> 0:03:15.440 all right. So I had lied to him about my age, 0:03:15.520 --> 0:03:17.440 but I've been trains aged for a long time. Right, 0:03:20.800 --> 0:03:22.640 So we were having a converse. I had forgot like 0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:24.800 I told him when we first met, and we were 0:03:24.840 --> 0:03:26.639 having a conversation. She was like, did you ever lie 0:03:26.680 --> 0:03:29.519 to me about anything? And I was like, I don't 0:03:29.520 --> 0:03:31.280 think I've ever lied to you about anything. And I 0:03:31.320 --> 0:03:32.680 was like, oh, I might have told you I was 0:03:33.120 --> 0:03:36.080 two years younger than I really am. All right, hope, 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:40.080 let me go back. This is this is after the 0:03:40.120 --> 0:03:43.240 steak and I gave him some head we don't need 0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:45.440 it and all that ship. Now, he was like, did 0:03:45.440 --> 0:03:47.200 you have a lie to me about anything? I was like, 0:03:47.400 --> 0:03:51.040 people want to have serious conversations that I think I 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:52.360 ever lied to you. I was like, I think when 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:54.400 we met, I might have told you I was such 0:03:54.440 --> 0:03:56.600 a such age, but I'm really this age. But it's 0:03:56.640 --> 0:03:58.560 like a year and a half older, two years older 0:03:58.560 --> 0:04:02.360 than what I am. He was he lied to me. 0:04:02.760 --> 0:04:08.240 I can't believe you need to leave what I need 0:04:08.240 --> 0:04:12.880 to leave. It's pouring down ray, y'all. It's sucking pouring 0:04:12.920 --> 0:04:15.360 down rain. And nigger made me leave his house. He 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:17.680 was all right, so earlier I felt like he was 0:04:17.720 --> 0:04:19.240 trying to find a reason to go because he was like, 0:04:19.279 --> 0:04:20.720 I need to go get my homeboy. He need a 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:23.719 ride real quick. He was trying to go to another 0:04:23.800 --> 0:04:26.880 bitch house, like it was very evident that he had 0:04:26.920 --> 0:04:30.280 played two Valentines for two different people. And when I 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:32.960 like stopped, like, oh, you're not going to get nobody 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:34.920 seen him with Uber if you need to go, if 0:04:34.920 --> 0:04:36.760 you need to ride, see him with Uber. I was 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:39.200 shutting everything down, so he had to try to find 0:04:39.200 --> 0:04:41.840 a way to pick a fight. He was like, did 0:04:41.880 --> 0:04:44.040 you ever lie about anything? He was just waiting on 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:46.039 me to have something outlied about so he could be 0:04:46.040 --> 0:04:50.680 so appalled and put me out his house in the rain, 0:04:50.839 --> 0:04:59.719 and I drove home in the rain like that nigga. 0:05:00.120 --> 0:05:02.280 I wanted to kill him. That was my words. Valentine's 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:06.240 Day by far, that's sad. Yeah, and that's sad. I 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:08.400 wonder if he googled, like how to get rid of 0:05:08.400 --> 0:05:13.320 a bit of Valentine? How did you mean that he 0:05:13.440 --> 0:05:18.160 just was coming? He was, Yeah, this day he tried 0:05:18.160 --> 0:05:20.320 to like give me a newtle trick. No, nigger, you 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:23.640 put me out on Valentine's Day because in the rain 0:05:24.240 --> 0:05:26.240 over a little white lie that I told you. The 0:05:26.279 --> 0:05:28.960 first day we met a little white that was a 0:05:28.960 --> 0:05:32.799 white lie right, very traceful. Yeah, it's not that deep 0:05:33.080 --> 0:05:37.520 like and you made it a big deal. So fun 0:05:37.600 --> 0:05:42.000 that nigga. And then my best Valentine, my best Valentine, 0:05:42.120 --> 0:05:46.480 my ex boyfriend when he um took took me on 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:50.760 the helicopter ride over the ocean like a sunset champagne ride. 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:55.080 Then we went um. Then we went to paint um 0:05:55.120 --> 0:05:57.080 like you know how like a Painton said. We went 0:05:57.120 --> 0:05:59.960 and did that. And then the next day we stay 0:06:00.000 --> 0:06:01.920 did in the hotel room that night and he had 0:06:01.960 --> 0:06:04.600 me packed for five days. He said, just pack and 0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:06.440 he I was lily, never had no ship like that. 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:08.760 I gotta even get my Valentine's up. I was living 0:06:08.760 --> 0:06:11.200 in Europe at the time. We were both were living 0:06:11.200 --> 0:06:13.080 in Europe. So he flew me home. I was so 0:06:13.160 --> 0:06:15.880 homesick and he flew me home and see my mama 0:06:16.720 --> 0:06:19.520 the next day. So and we also when it saw 0:06:19.560 --> 0:06:22.360 a lion king the Broadway shows, like he didn't he 0:06:22.560 --> 0:06:24.920 pulled out all the stops. I fucked him on the plane. 0:06:25.240 --> 0:06:27.200 It was like a red Eye. It was a red 0:06:27.240 --> 0:06:30.240 eyeback from like from England and London and New York 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:33.039 and it was like empty and I sucked him right 0:06:33.080 --> 0:06:35.760 on that plane. I did because that was the dopest 0:06:35.839 --> 0:06:39.159 Valentine because I was so guaranteed pussy. Yeah, that was 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:43.600 my best Valentine. What about you? This basic ship dinner, Dick, 0:06:44.080 --> 0:06:48.120 you know the same thing you did Sunday. Ain't never 0:06:48.160 --> 0:06:51.080 flew me on a goddamn helicopt over the ocean. Never happened. 0:06:51.480 --> 0:06:54.400 It's on my bucket list. I'm added on there. That's 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:58.240 type of Valentine's I need next year. So hopefully I'll 0:06:58.279 --> 0:07:02.560 have a whole boyfriend or husband if we can, just 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:05.760 we can pay for it. Helicopter, get on there and drink. 0:07:05.800 --> 0:07:09.000 He might could do that ship today in the meantime, right, 0:07:09.040 --> 0:07:11.120 we don't have to wait till Valentine's We can go 0:07:11.160 --> 0:07:14.160 down to Miami. They gotta helacopters. We can right over 0:07:14.200 --> 0:07:23.200 the ocean. I ain't sucking like, but you know what, 0:07:23.280 --> 0:07:26.880 it's still early. It's Valentine's You never know what might 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:30.880 happen night. And you know my suggestions for any man 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:33.960 in a relationship today, stop acting like Valentine's Day does 0:07:34.000 --> 0:07:37.400 not matter. It matters to women. It also matters to men. Too, 0:07:37.600 --> 0:07:40.000 Like you know what I'm saying. Imagine you liking a 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:44.600 woman and they just ghost your ass on today, Right, 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:47.520 that's gonna be a problem. And women stop they getting 0:07:47.520 --> 0:07:53.760 fucking sucking Valentine's get that man real gold digg is 0:07:53.800 --> 0:07:57.560 trick first anyway, get him a small little trinket, something 0:07:57.680 --> 0:08:01.360 socks and draw It was like anything he said that 0:08:01.400 --> 0:08:03.840 he like a little video game, wanted or some sh 0:08:04.920 --> 0:08:08.440 and then pussy right, and then pussy the same old 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:15.120 pussy been bringing every day. I'm sorry, I mean, you know, 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:17.640 like it's not a gift. Oh did you see that 0:08:17.680 --> 0:08:21.600 post that somebody post. It was like, uh, I'm sorry 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:24.160 to break the news to y'all, but all pussy feel 0:08:24.200 --> 0:08:28.200 the same. And I was like, that's not somebody missmelled 0:08:28.200 --> 0:08:34.160 buddy hole, because first of all, it's different. Yeah, absolutely right, 0:08:34.840 --> 0:08:36.800 makes just that all you could ever feel the same 0:08:36.960 --> 0:08:40.160 because some are tighter summer, older summer, newer summer, you know, right, 0:08:40.320 --> 0:08:43.920 some dry right dryer winter, Like there's no just shape 0:08:43.960 --> 0:08:47.360 different on the inside. That sound like somebody who ain't 0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:49.960 had a lot of pussy are none at all. Yeah, 0:08:50.080 --> 0:08:55.360 that sounds like, yes, I just saw a little inch finger. 0:08:55.559 --> 0:09:00.840 Yeah it sounds like somebody penis than all. There's not 0:09:00.880 --> 0:09:03.000 even a micro But if you only can get to 0:09:03.040 --> 0:09:07.240 the front of the vagina, that's probably the same. It's 0:09:07.280 --> 0:09:11.120 just the top of the hole. Everybody got a top 0:09:11.160 --> 0:09:18.199 of the hole. Yeah, ignorant man. Okay, well that's paltize 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:20.640 that guys, that's all we got. We got no love 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:23.760 advice to mean, we're happy. If your love it's a 0:09:23.840 --> 0:09:27.960 special strap up or not make a baby? Strap up? Girl, 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:32.800 You're gonna have a war, maybe an apocalyptic type ship, 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:35.360 but to happen. Do not get pregnant today? Why not? 0:09:35.600 --> 0:09:38.160 We need kids to keep the earth. Wait till next year, 0:09:39.080 --> 0:09:42.240 wait till after. This is my first time that I 0:09:42.240 --> 0:09:45.600 would advise you to have sex raw. That's usually listen 0:09:45.600 --> 0:09:55.320 to you and a baby, like, don't we We're gonna 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:58.680 be fine. Okay, there's not gonna be any apocalypse. We're 0:09:58.679 --> 0:10:01.760 talking about Valentine just been talking about a poet loose. Yeah, 0:10:01.760 --> 0:10:04.040 because you'll people need to remember that real ship still 0:10:04.080 --> 0:10:08.080 going on. Yeah, don't ever get comfortable. Okay, but still today, 0:10:08.120 --> 0:10:10.560 can we just can it be about love today? Just 0:10:10.679 --> 0:10:13.800 for one day? Yeah? I love today. That's why I 0:10:13.840 --> 0:10:19.160 love tomorrow. All right. Yeah, that's it. That's all we 0:10:19.200 --> 0:10:21.640 got on Valentime to day. Thank y'all. We'll be right back, 0:10:26.040 --> 0:10:29.080 all right, So let's get into super Internet and yeah, 0:10:29.400 --> 0:10:31.480 so what we got going on? So this past weekend 0:10:31.720 --> 0:10:35.000 was the Super Bowl. Yes, oh Super Bowl Sunday, that's 0:10:35.000 --> 0:10:37.600 what I did Sunday. Yes, I forgot about that ship. 0:10:38.280 --> 0:10:42.960 So the Eagles and whatever who won, they opened up 0:10:42.960 --> 0:10:46.400 for us, They opened up for Rihanna. And from what 0:10:46.440 --> 0:10:48.600 I understand, because I wasn't paying attention, it looked like 0:10:48.640 --> 0:10:51.480 it was a good game. It was a game the 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:55.240 Eagles through the game. As far as it's dropping the ball, 0:10:57.000 --> 0:10:59.200 somebody a hundred dollars on that game. I don't know 0:10:59.240 --> 0:11:03.600 who I forgot. You bet again, Yeah, bet for the ego. 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:09.600 I just knew they was paid. No, you're gonna pay 0:11:09.760 --> 0:11:12.520 if the person said bat you beat me, Yeah, I'll 0:11:12.520 --> 0:11:14.360 pay them name money. Other than that note, I'm not 0:11:14.360 --> 0:11:16.160 paying the ass. Let me tell you why I thought 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:18.960 the Eagles was gonna win. So my ex boyfriend is 0:11:19.000 --> 0:11:21.400 getting out of prison in like a week or two, 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:25.000 who's been in prison for nine years, and he got 0:11:25.080 --> 0:11:27.960 egos tattered on his Uh, that's his favorite team. So 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:30.160 I just knew they was gonna win, because coming home 0:11:30.200 --> 0:11:36.319 from jail, that's not good enough. It would have been 0:11:36.320 --> 0:11:39.560 good to boost his morale coming back into you know, 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:43.680 into the real world. Well, how do you feel about Rihanna? 0:11:44.520 --> 0:11:46.439 I love Rihanna? As soon as she hit the say 0:11:46.480 --> 0:11:49.600 this is that bitch breaking again? I love it? Yeah, 0:11:49.640 --> 0:11:51.800 I mean I'm happy for And she showed up like 0:11:52.200 --> 0:11:55.400 whatever during her little too step, barely dancing like y'all 0:11:55.480 --> 0:12:00.440 niggas and be happy. I feel like a side was 0:12:00.520 --> 0:12:04.680 dancing harder on the ground than he was air on 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:07.520 the platform, floating and ship. I don't see no harnesses 0:12:07.640 --> 0:12:10.040 or nothing on her. I was scared to tell her, 0:12:10.080 --> 0:12:13.880 like bit what Beyonce does that at concerts? Bring nobody out, 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:15.640 though I feel like if you can't dance, maybe you 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:19.160 should bring out somebody that can dance. But she's enough 0:12:20.160 --> 0:12:24.120 what ship? Arihanna is enough? I mean I love don't 0:12:24.120 --> 0:12:28.840 get me wrong, Rihanna, Navy or whatever. I don't know 0:12:28.840 --> 0:12:31.080 if I'm in the Navy, but I'm a big fan. 0:12:31.400 --> 0:12:33.400 But I just don't feel like she gave what needs 0:12:33.400 --> 0:12:38.280 to be getting. She showed up pregnant like all you know, 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:41.079 Cardi b kind of started that whole thing, like, stop 0:12:41.120 --> 0:12:43.360 putting your life on the whole. Do the ship? Have 0:12:43.520 --> 0:12:46.400 you maybies you can stole Cary was humping the ground, 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:49.840 pregnant and all kind of ships he was doing. Rihanna 0:12:49.880 --> 0:12:52.480 has a little more class. Is that what it is? 0:12:52.559 --> 0:12:54.760 Because I got seeing Rihanna titties a couple of times 0:12:54.800 --> 0:12:59.280 on different outfits and stuff like that. So it is 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:03.040 a matter of don't class, don't do a reread. I 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:06.880 loved her performance. I love the little baby bump, I 0:13:06.960 --> 0:13:13.400 love the baby bump um. Well, the performance was. I 0:13:13.440 --> 0:13:15.880 love the songs. It was nice to hear the songs again. 0:13:16.320 --> 0:13:18.600 Better have my money. That was where we can go 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:22.480 with that, and we're gonna leave that right there. All right, y'all. 0:13:22.480 --> 0:13:24.960 So y'all know, for a Black issue month, we try 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:29.240 to do like, you know, a batty who talks back. Um. 0:13:29.280 --> 0:13:33.520 And speaking of the super Bowl, did y'all see Sheryl 0:13:33.720 --> 0:13:38.920 Lee Ralph? Okay, she was so fine, looks so good. 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:42.480 Oh she looks Black people are fucking beautiful. That's what 0:13:42.559 --> 0:13:44.640 I do know. She looks so good and she sounded 0:13:44.720 --> 0:13:47.400 good too, Yes, And I knew she was talented, but 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:49.280 I didn't know she could also sing. I didn't know 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:50.960 she could sing either. I always known her, you know, 0:13:51.000 --> 0:13:54.080 as an actractress. But I guess that's about right because 0:13:54.080 --> 0:13:57.160 she played in Dreamgirls. So just to give a little 0:13:57.200 --> 0:14:00.240 background on Shirley Ralph, she was born in nine team 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:03.839 fifty six December thirty. She's an actress and singer, now 0:14:03.880 --> 0:14:07.320 that I know she's a singer to UM. She made 0:14:07.360 --> 0:14:11.280 her screen debut in the nineteen seventy seven comedy film 0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:14.920 A Piece of Action, before landing the role as Dina 0:14:15.080 --> 0:14:19.680 Jones and the Broadway musical dream Girls. That was UM 0:14:19.680 --> 0:14:22.720 for what she received the Tony Award for dam I 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:25.440 didn't know she had a Tony UM. So she received 0:14:25.440 --> 0:14:29.240 the Tony Award for Best Actress in a Musical Nomination. UM. 0:14:29.280 --> 0:14:33.480 She currently stars as Barbara Howard on the a m 0:14:33.600 --> 0:14:40.280 ABC mockumentary sitcom Abbot Element. No, No, let me watching 0:14:40.360 --> 0:14:43.400 TV first, I'm gonna have to catch up on it. 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:47.120 UM for what she won Outstanding Supporting Actress in Comedy 0:14:47.160 --> 0:14:52.680 Series at the seventy Prime Time Emmy Awards. Okay, so 0:14:52.760 --> 0:14:56.440 this week's Batty who Talks Back goes to Sheryl Lee 0:14:57.000 --> 0:15:00.280 Ralph because she was cutting up at the Super Bowl 0:15:00.360 --> 0:15:03.040 at Sunday and she's so talented, so we salute your 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:05.720 girls and she looks so good. Yeah all right. So 0:15:06.080 --> 0:15:10.120 you got this pastor talking crazy about Beyonce and not 0:15:10.280 --> 0:15:19.200 want her congregation to attend any umy concerts. So Tiffany Montgomery. 0:15:19.320 --> 0:15:21.760 So she got saved in two thousand and fifteen because 0:15:21.760 --> 0:15:24.720 she used to go to Beyonce and jay Z concerts 0:15:24.800 --> 0:15:26.880 back before she got saved. Now she's a pastor and 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:32.280 she wants to influence everyone to not endorsed Beyonce or 0:15:32.400 --> 0:15:34.880 jay Z. And she says that they witches or something 0:15:34.920 --> 0:15:37.480 like that. Right, Yeah, that's what she said, And I 0:15:37.600 --> 0:15:40.240 kind of a little bit. Is nothing wrong with being 0:15:40.240 --> 0:15:41.880 a witch? First of all? Yeah, I know I'm a 0:15:41.920 --> 0:15:44.840 self proclaimed one. When you say that, what does that mean? 0:15:45.600 --> 0:15:49.240 I used the Earth's elements to bend shipped to my will. 0:15:49.800 --> 0:15:52.040 I don't funk with people, though. I think when people 0:15:52.080 --> 0:15:54.720 try to get into witchcraft, the first thing women want 0:15:54.720 --> 0:15:56.320 to do is put a spell on the negative, make 0:15:56.400 --> 0:15:59.680 him like that, and actually to give me a spell. 0:15:59.800 --> 0:16:01.440 You don't want that, because you're gonna be trying to 0:16:01.440 --> 0:16:05.760 You're gonna have to file up. Yeah, I appreciate that 0:16:05.800 --> 0:16:08.080 you didn't do that, because you can't take away people 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:10.400 free will. So that's the one thing I may not 0:16:10.480 --> 0:16:15.040 agree with with, you know, using witchcraft ship, but I 0:16:15.080 --> 0:16:19.080 do believe that they on some ship, the Knowles family, right, 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:22.160 But for the church to be talking this is our 0:16:22.280 --> 0:16:25.400 one of our first films. This is gonna get this canceled. 0:16:26.840 --> 0:16:30.440 Why I'm with it, I'm dad. It's so funk with people, right, 0:16:31.120 --> 0:16:33.960 But I don't think the church has any room to 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:37.600 talk like y'all literally being there drinking and eating the 0:16:37.600 --> 0:16:42.160 blood of Christ on Sundays. That sounds like witchcraft whatever. 0:16:42.320 --> 0:16:45.600 That sounds like a ritual to me. To me as 0:16:45.640 --> 0:16:50.360 somebody who practices, that sounds like a ritual. So you 0:16:50.400 --> 0:16:53.600 feel like I'm confusing. The church should not be talking 0:16:53.600 --> 0:16:56.920 about Beyonce. That's what I feel like. Well, you know what, 0:16:57.360 --> 0:16:58.720 I don't think it was a church. It was just 0:16:58.760 --> 0:17:01.800 that one lady. I haven't seen a lot of this ladyship. 0:17:02.160 --> 0:17:05.159 I think Michelle came to her defense, you know what 0:17:05.160 --> 0:17:08.840 I'm saying, because Michelle is like a very Christian woman, 0:17:09.600 --> 0:17:13.760 and she definitely came to her defense. She clapped back, saying, 0:17:15.600 --> 0:17:22.879 this don't make me run up on you wait, that's no, 0:17:23.040 --> 0:17:28.840 that's the faster anyway. I like Beyonce. I like Beyonce. 0:17:28.960 --> 0:17:30.880 I don't know about jay Z, but I do like Beyonce. 0:17:31.040 --> 0:17:33.960 I feel like, UM, I don't know, maybe she's being 0:17:34.000 --> 0:17:37.879 held under her under duress. I don't know. Now I 0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:40.320 will say that these concert tickets is out of control. 0:17:40.880 --> 0:17:43.280 I won't. I'm not gonna luck, did you? I'm not 0:17:43.320 --> 0:17:46.119 gonna go because I can't afford them tickets, not because 0:17:46.160 --> 0:17:48.800 this pastor told me not to go. I haven't looked 0:17:48.840 --> 0:17:51.439 how much. How much is that somebody was like, oh 0:17:51.480 --> 0:17:53.080 I got two floor tickets if you want to It 0:17:53.240 --> 0:17:56.879 was three thousand apiece. Damn. I looked online like the 0:17:56.920 --> 0:18:00.199 Nosebleedes was like five hundred dollars. So now, and I 0:18:00.240 --> 0:18:04.280 did go to UM Tina knows UM nonprofit in l A. 0:18:04.400 --> 0:18:09.120 Last year they were auctioning off tickets for Beyonce concert 0:18:09.840 --> 0:18:17.399 and fifty thousand dollars. Two bitches bought those tickets, was 0:18:17.480 --> 0:18:23.360 one of them. She bought those tickets. Get somebody else 0:18:23.400 --> 0:18:27.240 to do. I ain't got that kind of money to 0:18:27.280 --> 0:18:30.880 invest in the concert. No, it just doesn't seem right. 0:18:31.520 --> 0:18:36.800 Three thousand dollars to sit on the floor. It was 0:18:36.840 --> 0:18:39.639 like two thousand and eighteen or something like that. I 0:18:39.680 --> 0:18:43.600 paid three hundred dollars for floor tickets. I saw Beyonce 0:18:43.720 --> 0:18:46.680 in two thousand eight My ticket was like, but here's 0:18:46.680 --> 0:18:49.440 the thing. They're doing something with these tickets like Ticketmaster, 0:18:49.480 --> 0:18:51.480 and there has there should be some kind of law 0:18:52.119 --> 0:18:54.680 about raising the prices on these tickets, because I don't 0:18:54.680 --> 0:18:56.920 even think it's really Beyonce tickets that is that much. 0:18:56.920 --> 0:18:59.480 I think it's the resellers. Yeah, the people bottom when 0:18:59.480 --> 0:19:02.040 they hit them market, just like the sneakers and then 0:19:02.080 --> 0:19:05.600 they you know, yeah, I feel like in other countries 0:19:05.600 --> 0:19:08.560 that have laws against that happening, but here in the States, 0:19:08.720 --> 0:19:13.520 anything just getting chance they get. That's all we had. 0:19:13.760 --> 0:19:18.480 No the lightning. Oh okay, alright, so look moving right along. 0:19:19.320 --> 0:19:23.439 Um So, earlier this week a flash storm struck the 0:19:23.520 --> 0:19:28.600 big ass Christ that they have in Real Dejaniro, Brazil. 0:19:29.400 --> 0:19:32.240 And now the internet isn't a frenzy. I know Will 0:19:32.320 --> 0:19:35.959 Smith posted it, but this is not an uncommon event. 0:19:36.440 --> 0:19:39.600 For like, it's a big as statue with the mountain, yes, 0:19:40.200 --> 0:19:45.600 lightning ft tall, so why would it not get striped 0:19:45.600 --> 0:19:47.960 by lightning? But all right, so that ship got struck 0:19:48.000 --> 0:19:52.600 by lightning. And we've been shooting under the unidentified flying 0:19:52.680 --> 0:19:55.840 objects out of the sky all over the United States 0:19:55.840 --> 0:19:59.480 and Canada, going on the Georgia Guide Stones. I don't 0:19:59.480 --> 0:20:01.800 know if anybod body you ever heard of Georgia Guy Stones. 0:20:02.160 --> 0:20:05.560 So last summer, that ship got struck by lightning. Well 0:20:06.200 --> 0:20:09.640 you can't tell what struck it on video. You see, 0:20:09.960 --> 0:20:12.680 they have a video where car speeding away from it. 0:20:12.680 --> 0:20:14.560 It looked like lightning striker to me. And it's a 0:20:14.720 --> 0:20:19.359 three uh stone hinges and on the stone hinges it 0:20:19.440 --> 0:20:23.080 tells you how to maintain humanity. And this is sitting 0:20:23.119 --> 0:20:26.080 in the middle of a small town in Georgia, and 0:20:26.160 --> 0:20:31.000 that ship got blown up last summer. Mm hmm. And 0:20:31.119 --> 0:20:35.720 now you got the aliens flying around right. So but 0:20:35.760 --> 0:20:38.240 I won't be surprised by nothing. Let me tell you. 0:20:38.280 --> 0:20:41.960 I packed all my bullets in my car, both my pistols, 0:20:42.000 --> 0:20:45.960 just in case just the ever turned into like the 0:20:45.960 --> 0:20:47.840 Walking Dad, because you know on the Walking Dad that 0:20:47.840 --> 0:20:52.160 SI started. Oh it did started that level. But here's 0:20:52.160 --> 0:20:54.000 the things you won't get me stuck. I'm a survival 0:20:54.000 --> 0:20:56.920 I don't feel like you can't shoot you like with 0:20:57.080 --> 0:21:02.639 your regular bullet. What the aliens or the um the aliens, 0:21:03.640 --> 0:21:08.320 They've probably got some type of soup. I'm sure they 0:21:08.359 --> 0:21:11.560 have done their research on us down here, and they 0:21:11.640 --> 0:21:13.560 know that we like to shoot each other up and 0:21:13.600 --> 0:21:17.600 ship like that, so they they prepared. Yeah, y'all keep 0:21:17.640 --> 0:21:20.240 on playing out here if y'all want to. I don't know, man, 0:21:20.520 --> 0:21:22.280 one thing, I know, I'm gonna live to tell a story. 0:21:22.359 --> 0:21:24.760 That's all the funk, I know. I know that's all right. 0:21:25.400 --> 0:21:27.160 All right, y'all, We're gonna take a break right quick, 0:21:27.160 --> 0:21:28.960 and when we come back, we want to get into 0:21:29.680 --> 0:21:33.600 some fun stuff like, Yeah, we're gonna talk sitcoms and love. 0:21:33.880 --> 0:21:40.760 We'll be right back. Okay, So guys, we're back, and 0:21:40.920 --> 0:21:43.680 I wanted to talk with a J about black sitcoms 0:21:43.680 --> 0:21:47.160 and black sitcom love, not just sitcoms movies too. So 0:21:47.240 --> 0:21:50.560 we made a list of all our favorite black couples, 0:21:50.880 --> 0:21:52.760 and we just want to talk about a few things 0:21:52.760 --> 0:21:54.520 that we love about them and that we hate about 0:21:54.560 --> 0:21:56.840 them and those things like that. So I may I 0:21:56.880 --> 0:21:59.040 compile a list of questions to ask a J. And 0:21:59.040 --> 0:22:00.720 we can talk about it in y'all can talk about 0:22:00.760 --> 0:22:05.159 it at home. Too. Okay, So first, which couple was 0:22:05.200 --> 0:22:08.440 the best parents out of all your black couple sitcoms 0:22:08.680 --> 0:22:10.159 and movies? Who do you feel like it was the 0:22:10.200 --> 0:22:13.840 best parents? Okay? I think it would be a tie 0:22:13.960 --> 0:22:24.000 between Uncle Phil and Viv and um, the Hustables, the Hustles. 0:22:24.200 --> 0:22:28.119 I feel like every episode came with a life lesson, right, Yeah, 0:22:28.320 --> 0:22:30.399 like there was a lot of people parents that didn't 0:22:30.400 --> 0:22:34.000 have parents. Uncle Phil to Ja Cole definitely said oh yeah, 0:22:34.040 --> 0:22:37.520 Uncle Phil. But Uncle Phil like the way that you know, 0:22:37.560 --> 0:22:39.800 that was a little bit unrealistic for most black people. 0:22:39.840 --> 0:22:43.840 I guess the household oh because it was rich, yes, yeah, 0:22:44.760 --> 0:22:47.240 but they definitely, you know, had a lot of ship 0:22:47.320 --> 0:22:50.639 you can learn from, especially the episode when Will was like, 0:22:53.400 --> 0:22:58.160 don't love me? That was that was sad man. Yeah, 0:22:58.200 --> 0:22:59.560 that was sad. But it was a lot of black 0:22:59.640 --> 0:23:01.960 kids that could relate to that ship. But we're gonna 0:23:01.960 --> 0:23:03.960 never see him cry about it. They just keep blaming 0:23:03.960 --> 0:23:09.880 their mom about it. Sometimes Mama fault though, No, they're 0:23:09.920 --> 0:23:13.360