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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast?

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Speaker 1: Firms represents show that's awkward. You should be we should

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Speaker 1: be hearing this now at a normal time. However, yesterday,

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Speaker 1: which was the twenty three, which was a Tuesday, the

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Speaker 1: podcast got recorded. Gregg he had actually a good idea

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Speaker 1: for a career and a job backscratching, right right, right right,

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Speaker 1: And so we we put the podcast in a folder

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Speaker 1: and you have to log into a website and hit publish. Well,

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Speaker 1: the person whose turn it was to published didn't hit published,

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Speaker 1: doesn't doesn't matter. It wasn't no. So around ten o'clock

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Speaker 1: at night, our listener one Vasquez uh said, hey, no

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Speaker 1: podcast today? So I checked in. I'm like, oh, it

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Speaker 1: wasn't public like ten o'clock last night. Why this podcast? Good?

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Speaker 1: Three people that's plucked to the story. So did you

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Speaker 1: hit publish at ten? No? I came in today and

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Speaker 1: dinna tell you I didn't. Of course I had until

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Speaker 1: we didn't you listen to some people may have assumed

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Speaker 1: list one was a little hurt, a little hurt. Thank

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Speaker 1: you one we have for being the one person were

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Speaker 1: going to make sure today's posted a scary time today, Garrett, Garrett,

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Speaker 1: Garrett here at Garrett Vo two hours to tease. If

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Speaker 1: you don't have it this afternoon, I had a really

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Speaker 1: good topic for yesterday too. Well it exists, it still exists.

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Speaker 1: Listen to it. I was gonna go back. Nobody's it's

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Speaker 1: worth while. It was good. It was the opposite of

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Speaker 1: the double elimination. Today you get a double podcast. This

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Speaker 1: is like the double stuffed stuff admitted. So what were

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Speaker 1: the hell were we going to talk about? Well, I

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Speaker 1: have something I wanted. Yeah, I want to know. Had

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Speaker 1: you guys all won the one point six billion dollars,

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Speaker 1: what would you have done with it to disappears? I'd

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Speaker 1: be gone. Everyone says that, I don't think you would disappear.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to see your mom and dad and

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Speaker 1: friends and family any you guys wouldn't. Don't you think

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Speaker 1: you would have come in and like been so like

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Speaker 1: you wanted to come bust because you wanted to. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I would come in rude, definitely normal. Yeah, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: would be rude to the people I'm not allowed to

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Speaker 1: I haven't my job now, I would be a little

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Speaker 1: cavalier myself. Yeah, I'd be walking around like, okay, here,

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Speaker 1: you talk to me like that, all right? Yeah? No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you. I would know you want if I

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Speaker 1: won the lottery, you wouldn't know. You wouldn't know. I

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Speaker 1: asshole self, go through my day, and then one day

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Speaker 1: weeks from now, when something happened that all of us

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Speaker 1: were frustrated about, I'll be like, I'm done, I quit bullshit,

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Speaker 1: think he finally had enough. He's fly no. And then

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Speaker 1: just like weaving baskets and you know, Thailand and ship

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Speaker 1: and he went to go explore himself. Now I want

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Speaker 1: the lottery, bitches, I'm done done, or you can even

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Speaker 1: Who's with me? They didn't know if they didn't hit

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Speaker 1: the lot didn't need him on the balls of their ass.

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Speaker 1: The thing is Nate just described the way he's gonna quit,

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Speaker 1: did he win? I'm not sure. I didn't think of

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Speaker 1: anything's ideas. You know what I really thought about for

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Speaker 1: I said to myself, I'm like, if I win, I'm

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Speaker 1: to everybody on the entire show account the amount for everybody,

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Speaker 1: you and for you, okay, And some people here don't

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Speaker 1: like you, okay. People put up with you, Marks Gandhi.

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Speaker 1: It was so much money that I was here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: how much would you give Elvis, I would actually give

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Speaker 1: I give him Elvis, you winning the lottery and leaving

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Speaker 1: is Elvis winning the lotter? But really he gets two

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Speaker 1: And then I was going to give why why don't

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Speaker 1: hotline for twenty years? Can I chime in here for

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Speaker 1: and I get the most money. At this point, I

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Speaker 1: feel like Brodie should get no money because he's bitching

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Speaker 1: it comes of Brody, you nothing. I have to say

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Speaker 1: and thank you. I don't the man you wanted to

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Speaker 1: it's different. I actually like Brody. Okay, question, Yeah you

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Speaker 1: well forever. Well on the side, get more than okay,

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Speaker 1: on the side in front of everybody, was gonna give

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Speaker 1: million on how much before you give him the check

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Speaker 1: Did you ask me to run away with you? You

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Speaker 1: question Danielle had asked me last week. She says, Tee,

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Speaker 1: some thought, you know, I honestly have to think about it,

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Speaker 1: the law. He wins that lottery, she's entitled to half,

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Speaker 1: because that's why if you win the lottery, you give

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Speaker 1: So Danielle would get something on the side, A few

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Speaker 1: publican everyone else? I agree with that. I would give

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Speaker 1: you know, we have more more in common like that. Yes,

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Speaker 1: best man at the wedding, right, I would give him

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Speaker 1: I like Gandhia lot. I like you to t yeah,

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Speaker 1: I really like at least about to get a million?

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Speaker 1: What did she going to like? You pause? You imagine

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Speaker 1: we actually want the lottery be arguing this is imaginary money.

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Speaker 1: I would sign us up for a reality show right

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Speaker 1: then and there, before we start handing out any money

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Speaker 1: a lottery, a million dollars. I would probably write gandhia

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Speaker 1: I need to see her face to face. It's something

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Speaker 1: you have to understand. God Grant has levels of circles.

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Speaker 1: He's got the circle, the inner circle, and then their nucleus. Right,

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Speaker 1: it's like an egg into redundant levels of circles. Well,

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Speaker 1: could see Gandi getting there eventually, just right now, you

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Speaker 1: When you wanted a back scratch, who scratched? And it

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Speaker 1: was me who asks you every day? How are you feeling?

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Speaker 1: a question, because you, based on my calculations just this

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Speaker 1: morning show, you've probably given away between twenty five and

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Speaker 1: have any money left. My uncle for sure, one uncle. Uncle.

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Speaker 1: You can't ship Paul for sure. My sister now, I'm

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Speaker 1: definitely taking care of my sisters for sure. Both sisters

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Speaker 1: And I would probably set his house on fire. Okay,

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Speaker 1: good bye to your money, all right, you have money

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Speaker 1: to rebuild it. When the garage that dude, let me

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Speaker 1: tell you so seriously. I do feel bad for him.

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Speaker 1: I would probably because give him a couple hundred thousand.

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Speaker 1: George the barber, George the barber, He's such a good dude,

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Speaker 1: he really is. Man, I'd have to give George the

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Speaker 1: Would you upgrade to the I don't know, a hundred thousand?

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Speaker 1: Would you upgrade the deluxe? You porn? No? No, because

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna divorce Trish, so I'm going we are, though

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Speaker 1: she doesn't want. Does one of your daughters get more

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Speaker 1: think that you do like one more than another? No? Na,

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Speaker 1: But anyway, and then I think I would invest it

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Speaker 1: I can still do some car wash barbage. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if it's a car wash or something, but I

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Speaker 1: would buy a business that I can actually run where

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Speaker 1: I feel Recycling Yeah, and then you change the world

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Speaker 1: with all your money. Yeah, I got Tico. I want

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Speaker 1: to buy a business record. We're suiting a tie to

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Speaker 1: work every day. Would you still shop at t J Max? No?

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