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Speaker 1: got it all here, But first a reminder that you

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Speaker 2: And thanks to the people who have already bought them,

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Speaker 3: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: Yes, for sure, and here's your podcast.

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Speaker 4: Have you ever dumped someone or not dated them for

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Speaker 4: something totally petty morning? Yes, And I don't mean like

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Speaker 4: when Brooke dumped that guy after he went in for heart.

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Speaker 1: Surgery, actually stayed with him through her searchery.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been trying to unplug his life support was

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Speaker 4: a little bit far, But you didn't do it. That

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Speaker 4: was nice. I bring it up because a new survey

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Speaker 4: found the pettiest reasons people have ever broken up with

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Speaker 4: or turned down a love interest. Number five says she

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Speaker 4: was perfect except she would snap her fingers whenever someone

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Speaker 4: said something that she liked and they conversation was peppered

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Speaker 4: with snaps.

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Speaker 4: Number four on Tinder, one woman said she always swiped

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Speaker 4: left on any guy holding an iPhone without a case

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Speaker 4: because quote, I don't need that kind of stress in

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Speaker 1: Most guys have talked to her use a case on that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's exactly what it says you. I feel like none

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Speaker 5: Number three he had a velcrow wallet.

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Speaker 6: Oh, that's just practical.

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Speaker 4: Okay, the velcro underwear is is okay to I just think.

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Speaker 1: The velcrow so loud. You're in a nice dining establishment

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Speaker 6: Is that make a big show of pay how much?

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Speaker 5: Number two they never use turn signals properly.

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Speaker 4: If you can't communicate on the road, you can't communicate

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Speaker 5: Explains a lot.

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Speaker 4: The number one pettiest reason somebody got dumped or rejected.

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Speaker 5: He had serious food allergies.

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Speaker 4: It's just too much pressure knowing if you kiss the

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Speaker 3: I honestly a foodie.

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Speaker 7: I have so much I want to eat. I don't

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Speaker 5: Now let's move on.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna get into the Josh collar question of the

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Speaker 4: day with a guy who actually had to go to

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Speaker 4: the hospital recently. And I probably shouldn't tell you this, Jake,

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Speaker 7: She just goes to hospitals and unplugs.

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Speaker 4: Look, she got the rooms mixed up. They unplugged a

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Speaker 8: So finally, finally we've reached the promised land. Months and

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Speaker 8: months of d list holidays like National Top Row of

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Speaker 8: the key Board Day and Jose's Birthday. Damn, we finally

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Speaker 8: reached Halloween Week. Now, all week long leading up to

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Speaker 8: October thirty, first, we'll be throwing a spooky spin on

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Speaker 8: our plenty of twenty shot collar questions with a haunted version.

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Speaker 6: We're calling plenty of thirty.

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Speaker 5: Don't go on that dating website.

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Speaker 8: By the way, oh my god, every day this week, quickly,

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Speaker 4: It doesn't exist.

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Speaker 7: Let's stop for an edit place you.

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Speaker 8: Face a different list of terrifying Halloween themed questions that

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Speaker 8: the game, and to kick off Day one of Halloween Week,

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Speaker 8: We're going to one of the scariest places on earth,

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Speaker 8: the Saw movie franchise.

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Speaker 7: After I saw the first one, I didn't see any

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Speaker 8: I have a list of thirteen dangerous traps or challenges

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Speaker 6: That's Alexis.

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Speaker 1: Alexis Playground.

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Speaker 5: You need a number one through thirteen.

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Speaker 1: Please, I'm gonna go thirteen.

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Speaker 8: Spooky number thirteen, Alexis. Your trap is the stained glass trap.

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Speaker 8: The victim was locked in a room filled with colorful

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Speaker 8: Breaking too many leads to a flood of toxic gas

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Speaker 6: They're all gonna be elaborate.

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Speaker 2: I did see Saw like fel there would be like

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Speaker 7: I don't want to give anything away because I don't

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Speaker 5: Okay, it's crazy.

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Speaker 1: Well I don't know that makes all the glass pieces

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Speaker 1: and reflecting on life, that's the scariest thing to do.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that this is real.

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Speaker 8: Jacobs says, the stained glass trap is real.

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Speaker 6: It is.

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Speaker 1: To a couple of weeks ago.

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Speaker 6: Let's move over to brook Brook.

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Speaker 8: Need to number one through twelve eleven eleven Brook. Your

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Speaker 8: trap is called the Tapestry of Lies. The victim is

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Speaker 8: and they must identify and cut out sections representing lies

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Speaker 8: they've told. Each cut releases a painful electric shock until

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Speaker 6: Is that a real trap? Or did we make that

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Speaker 1: I wish it was like a game show you could

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Speaker 4: It sounds like a lot of work to have to

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Speaker 4: research everybody's life like that and you bring back all

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Speaker 1: Is there just one guy behind all ye.

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Speaker 7: He's like a puppet.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to go with I like the alliteration

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna say, all right, I'm not sure what alliteration

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Speaker 8: you're alluding to. The Tapestry of Lies said, that's real.

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Speaker 8: It is, it's made up. Everyone's learning about saw today.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was a Tapestry of ties. That's why.

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Speaker 8: It might be on the list as well. Let's go

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Speaker 8: to Jose. You need a number from you, please, Let's

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Speaker 8: go four, number four, Jose. Your trap is called the

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Speaker 8: explosive Cube. A victim had a small cubicle box with

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Speaker 5: This seems more solid.

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Speaker 8: Jose said, it's real. The explosive cube is it is real.

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Speaker 8: That's what we saw a video game. Oh, you're over

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Speaker 8: to Jeffrey. Now need a number, Thoree number one, number one, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 8: Your trap, it's called the shotgun carousel.

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Speaker 1: Is different than a wedding.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, strapping for this one. Six people are chained to

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Speaker 8: the grab poles of a rotating playground roundabout, and when

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Speaker 8: pierce their hand on the button if they hit that. Oh, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 6: Is that a real trap or did we make that up?

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Speaker 4: It's like Carnival Russian Roulette?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Kind of.

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Speaker 4: I hope that this is real. That sounds like a

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Speaker 8: Jeffrey said, real, that's real. That's like Saw six, Jose

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Speaker 8: or over you for sudden death. Need one more number,

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Speaker 8: Let's go with number two. Number two, Jose. Your trap

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Speaker 8: is called the rat bag. Oh a bag of Yeah,

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Speaker 8: a bag of rats would be chained to one of

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Speaker 8: Jigsaw's victims heads and would go about having lunch or

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Speaker 6: The only way I went.

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Speaker 8: To stop the rats to bite back and give them

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Speaker 6: Is that a real trapper? Do we make that up?

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Speaker 4: It's basically the movie Cinderella, just like more realistic.

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Speaker 1: Oh you dare say that about Scott.

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna say that this is it's real.

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Speaker 6: Jose said, that's real. That is sorry to say I

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Speaker 8: That means Jeffrey has one Today's edition of twenty of thirty.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well this is fun so long I get to

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Speaker 4: choose you get shocked while singing monster Mash by Bobby Pikett.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna give it to uh my saw friend jose Ah,

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Speaker 4: all right.

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Speaker 7: He did that mash.

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Speaker 3: You do molds, dear shock collar.

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Speaker 4: Question of the day. We got your phone tap coming

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Speaker 4: up in just few minutes.

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Speaker 10: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Do you like to be.

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Speaker 4: Scared on Halloween? On Halloween, then you should be following

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey on socials.

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Speaker 1: Why do I want to give you a cough drop

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Speaker 1: so bad.

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Speaker 4: So you can see our group Halloween costumes that'll make

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Speaker 4: you weep in fear when we reveal them on October thirty.

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Speaker 4: First it's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, But yeah

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Speaker 4: we are. We're dressing up or is and we're not

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Speaker 4: alone in dressing up. A new Halloween poll found about

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Speaker 4: one in four adults we'll throw on a costume this year.

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Speaker 4: And it didn't look at the specific ones that people

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Speaker 4: are planning, but did find the general types of costumes.

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Speaker 4: Number one most popular is a fictional person or character.

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Speaker 4: Forty four percent say their costumes fall into that.

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Speaker 7: It could be like.

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Speaker 1: A peanut butter and jelly, or you could be.

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Speaker 4: A fictional person character like a made up character. Number

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Speaker 4: two is an animal or a creature. Number three a

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Speaker 4: concept like when Brooks shows up in a car costume

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Speaker 4: with a check mark and is like, get it, I'm

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Speaker 4: auto correct. That would.

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Speaker 1: Remember when I was a photo booth that was cool.

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Speaker 5: Well, that's not a concept, that's an actual thing.

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Speaker 4: Number four a real living person. Yea, fourteen percent say

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Speaker 4: And finally number six an object like a photo boot.

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Speaker 4: And actually eleven percent of people who already bought their

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Speaker 4: costumes say they're coordinating with a coworker this year. I

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Speaker 4: swear if I see some office workers on Instagram doing

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Speaker 4: sexy wonders of the world and they go viral for it,

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Speaker 4: I promise you it's gonna be big.

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Speaker 4: wherever you get your podcasts, or even better, go watch

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Speaker 4: it on the Brook and Jeffrey YouTube and see Alexis

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Speaker 5: They're called the Blowback Brigade.

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Speaker 12: I like it.

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Speaker 4: Just imagine thousands of men and women holding leaf blowers

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Speaker 1: We can't control the weather.

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Speaker 4: Just sign up and help descend the wind with lasers.

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Speaker 4: The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

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Speaker 1: Much thought into that one?

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Speaker 6: I really appreciate it.

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Speaker 4: It's a good idea. I think we should make it

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Speaker 4: happen his first Laser stories out of Bangladesh. Not too

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Speaker 4: long ago, twenty four year old Sumaya Khan became obsessed

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Speaker 1: It's like when you go to the bowling alley with

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Speaker 3: Does that say Jeffrey on your fork?

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Speaker 4: Why are you reading it? Good point jeff Since then,

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Speaker 4: One day at work, a coworker took note of Khan's

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Speaker 7: Seconds than it is.

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Speaker 5: Hate for now. Twenty four year old to Maya is

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Speaker 1: Yeah, where that crown?

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Speaker 13: Next?

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Speaker 4: Laser stories out of California. If I told you that

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Speaker 5: Where would you bet that would be?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go like Santa Clara or like Silicon Valley.

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Speaker 4: Maybe San Francisco, since yeah, it is essentially the home

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Speaker 6: Dude, I did you hear what I said?

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Speaker 1: Floppy disk?

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Speaker 6: Sloppy? That's still using.

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Speaker 1: No, no, a floppy Alexis. It was like maybe three

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Speaker 4: People forget the railway system was built in nineteen ninety eight,

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Speaker 7: What a mass.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, the two hundred and twelve million dollars will eventually

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Speaker 1: Oh but mini disc, we're going to it.

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Speaker 4: The overhaul will take up to ten years to complete. Wow,

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Speaker 4: so they still plan to use the floppies until twenty

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Speaker 1: Three translate today we had dial up internets.

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Speaker 4: Next their stories out of the Middle East. Saudi Arabia

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Speaker 4: is breaking ground on the world's largest building and when

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Speaker 3: It's beautiful.

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Speaker 1: It's just a cube.

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Speaker 4: It's gonna cost fifty billion dollars to construct. And like

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Speaker 4: you said, just one giant, massive golden cube.

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Speaker 7: So Vegas in the sphere and they're like, we're doing

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Speaker 1: You have to walk so far to get to the

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Speaker 4: Actually, it is exactly like the Las Vegas Sphere hose

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Speaker 4: twelve hundred feet wide. Just for scale, that's fifty feet

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be like you're living in a futuristic billboard. Yeah, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: It'll have two million square feet of floor space. There's

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Speaker 1: Oh, the Spirit's Vegas.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And if it sounds pretty terrible to live inside a

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Speaker 1: Why do the green spaces feel like they're just going

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Speaker 4: Acted to be completed by the year twenty thirty, so

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Speaker 3: It happens to like just land inside the queue.

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Speaker 5: Good job, America, way to keep up. Yeah, it's next.

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Speaker 4: Laser stories out of Halloween headquarters. This time of year,

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Speaker 4: many people go to fake haunted houses, but some people

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my house is.

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Speaker 7: Your current house.

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Speaker 1: No, the one that I lived.

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Speaker 7: In is also old, so it's hard.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you only live in old buildings.

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Speaker 4: In a poll, sixteen percent of people say they've lived

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Speaker 7: Mean a real haunted house.

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Speaker 4: Get actual haunted houses, and twenty nine percent say they

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Speaker 1: Our house was it? Yeah, that's not the house the ghost.

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Speaker 5: Much, I've messed it up.

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Speaker 4: According to the survey, women are more likely to believe

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Speaker 1: It was an opera singer that lives in my parents.

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Speaker 4: In fact, nineteen percent of women claim they've lived in

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Speaker 4: Guy's opinion unclear, but he does participate in a lot

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Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Over the weekend, single people everywhere squeezed into their latex costumes,

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Speaker 4: Now, some got to second base, the lucky ones got

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Speaker 4: full of thirsty halloweeners, including a mister Incredible who did

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Speaker 4: in a special Halloween edition of The Loser Line right

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Speaker 4: after this.

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Speaker 10: A minute. Is this the right number? It's a Loser Line, goodbye,

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Speaker 4: It's a special Halloween themed edition of the Loser Line today,

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Speaker 4: meaning every voicemail we received is from someone who met

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Speaker 1: There's so many parties some sort of.

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Speaker 3: Brooke gave out the loser line a couple of times.

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Speaker 4: Could be if you ran into a guy who used

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Speaker 14: Hey, is this Anna? This is a voicemail. Of course

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Speaker 15: You you I was there at the Haunted Forest this

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Speaker 15: weekend and one of the other cast members gave me

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Speaker 15: but when I was walking through the maids, you whispered

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Speaker 14: Like don't go. And I'm just wondering, did you mean

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Speaker 16: As like as in like you wanted me to stay

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Speaker 14: Or did you say don't go as in the haunted

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Speaker 16: and I felt something because I didn't see you say

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Speaker 16: that to anyone else, and I thought, I don't know,

454
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Speaker 16: maybe you're into me, which is cool because I've never

455
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Speaker 16: did it an actress before.

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Speaker 14: Actually, I've never did a lot of anyone before. So yeah, like,

457
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Speaker 14: you know, let me know if you get this.

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Speaker 13: Ye.

459
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Speaker 1: Seriously, women can't do anything without dudes thinking that they're

460
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Speaker 1: hitting on that.

461
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Speaker 4: I don't know. Yeah, mixed messaging there, really, yeah, really,

462
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,480
Speaker 4: It's like, bro, did you see that zombie girl? She

463
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,879
Speaker 4: was making eye contact with me the whole time she

464
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Speaker 4: was eating that bucket of eyeballs.

465
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Speaker 1: Apparently all the actors in haunted houses now have to

466
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Speaker 1: say you're a loser, you know, to make it clear.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's even scarier as a man to hear.

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Speaker 5: Yeah that, or.

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Speaker 12: I'm just like, yeah, I know, hi, this isd I

470
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Speaker 12: met you at the pumpkin patch. You paid for me

471
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Speaker 12: and my friends is like apple cider, and so I

472
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Speaker 12: just wanted to thank you. But anyway, we're doing a

473
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Speaker 12: pumpkin carving party coming up, and I wanted to invite

474
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Speaker 12: you to be my date. I think it's going to

475
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Speaker 12: be really fun, but I need a partner who can

476
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Speaker 12: do the cutting part with the pumpkins because well it's

477
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Speaker 12: a long story, but I'm not allowed to use knives anymore.

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Speaker 12: But it'll be really fun.

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Speaker 10: I'll cheer you on.

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Speaker 12: Anyways, it's going to be great, and hopefully your next Thursday.

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Speaker 1: Night is going to be spent with me.

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Speaker 9: Bye.

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Speaker 1: That's one of those too many details situation.

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Speaker 6: What do you do?

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Speaker 7: Do you lock up all your knives and your vinro over?

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Speaker 4: No, well, is it a personal rule that she's not

487
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Speaker 4: allowed to use her knives or is that like a

488
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Speaker 4: legal issue?

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Speaker 1: Directed cutting the pumpkin is the worst part of the process,

490
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Speaker 1: so you run for him.

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Speaker 4: Another place that we've stopped using knives is on our

492
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Speaker 4: TikTok at Brooke and Jeffrey. After our seventh hospital visit,

493
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Speaker 4: we've decided, you know what, let's cut this out. We're

494
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Speaker 4: just gonna stick to the plastic knives, not the deadly

495
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Speaker 4: ones anymore. And we post other spooky content on there

496
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Speaker 4: for Halloween, which is coming up on October thirty first.

497
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Speaker 5: Where we will reveal our group.

498
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Speaker 4: Costume for the years. Will it be the sexy seven

499
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Speaker 4: Wonders of the World. I just unvaulted that costume idea

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Speaker 4: as a new possibility.

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Speaker 7: Unvaulted yep.

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Speaker 1: After we vaulted, which one do you want to be?

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Speaker 5: I want to show people my hanging gardens of Babylon.

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Speaker 5: Sexy is that?

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Speaker 7: I think that's a poison.

506
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Speaker 4: If it's hot, is what it is.

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Speaker 5: Now, let's get back to the glipse.

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Speaker 14: Molly A.

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Speaker 13: I'm the guy who met at the costume shop Marie.

510
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Speaker 13: You know, brown hair, thick, half muscles. I wanted to

511
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Speaker 13: thank you first off for helping me in addressing room

512
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Speaker 13: when I was trying on that mister incredible outfit that

513
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Speaker 13: it was really tight. That's why I decided to wear

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Speaker 13: it out of the store. And this is kind of embarrassing.

515
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Speaker 13: I don't even like calling you to even ask.

516
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Speaker 17: This, but I can't get it off.

517
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Speaker 13: I live alone, I don't have anybody to help me,

518
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Speaker 13: and realistically, I'm it's cutting off our circulation.

519
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Speaker 14: I'm even having trouble briefing.

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Speaker 13: Look, it's stuck in this thing for like five hours

521
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Speaker 13: and I don't know what to do. I got to

522
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Speaker 13: work in the morning, and I need somebody to help

523
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Speaker 13: me put this dagline thing off. I'm hoping you can

524
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Speaker 13: come by when you with some scissors, razor blade something.

525
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Speaker 13: I need some body to help me get this off

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Speaker 13: of me. Please, man, where.

527
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Speaker 4: This crazy nice girl when you need her?

528
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Speaker 5: In a second?

529
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Speaker 1: She's not allowed to use nice.

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Speaker 4: That's a problem would in an emergency, dude.

531
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Speaker 1: That man honestly sounded like he couldn't bend down and

532
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Speaker 1: cut it himself.

533
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Speaker 9: Hey, Sarah, it's from the Halloween party last night, wink.

534
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Speaker 9: I know you had a request. You wanted me to

535
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Speaker 9: call with you and talk dirty to you. How about

536
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Speaker 9: your costume? But I've never done this before, so you

537
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Speaker 9: are going to have to be patient. You not a

538
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Speaker 9: little crayon. You were so orange, orange, juicy, little crayon you.

539
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 9: They're like a tall glass of orange juice, just m

540
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:07,440
Speaker 9: so orange. I just want to squeeze you and drink

541
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 9: you all up, girl, But you're a crayon, so I

542
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,399
Speaker 9: can't do that. So I guess I'll just have to

543
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 9: peel off that rapper get to that waxy center. Orange

544
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 9: all over me, girl, I don't even know what else

545
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Speaker 9: to say, because I've never talked dirty about a crayon before,

546
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 9: but I know I want to. I want to just

547
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,040
Speaker 9: color with you all night.

548
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 5: What a problem?

549
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 1: Sounds like he's gonna color outside the line?

550
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 4: Can anybody else do that with their actual crayons? Growing

551
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 4: up as a kid, never like them short and stubby

552
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 4: like that?

553
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, good job due whoever came that.

554
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:56,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, especially as a crayon. Ten out of ten.

555
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,879
Speaker 4: With that suggestion, listen to Loser Line regularly at this

556
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 4: time every week, and make sure you subscribed to the

557
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,720
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel where you can listen to

558
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:05,160
Speaker 4: all of our Loser Lines, second dates and phone taps.

559
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 4: Right there, we got a phone tap coming.

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Speaker 10: Up, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Today, we call a woman who every year hosts a

562
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Speaker 4: Halloween party with all her friends, and the big attraction

563
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:20,480
Speaker 4: is a certain psychic that she hires from an entertainment company.

564
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Speaker 1: Oh those are always so clutch at a Halloween party.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow. However, we're about to tell her that her

566
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Speaker 4: favorite psychic is sadly not available this year. Oh no, Instead,

567
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Speaker 4: a world renowned German mentalist named Hans Ponce is gonna

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Speaker 4: be filling in. You'll hear it in today's phone tap

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Speaker 4: right now, it's another.

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Speaker 18: Hello, Guten dog am I speaking visit lyon Ata?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Hi Leon, you have hired a psychic creada for this

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Speaker 3: Sata day? Yeah? Oh the Halloween party?

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00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 6: Yes?

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Speaker 10: Hi, hallo, Yeah I did.

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Speaker 11: I'm sorry, really spoken before? What's your name?

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00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 1: Oh?

578
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 3: It is I own psychic reader, Hans Pounce.

579
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 1: Oh you have heard.

580
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 3: Of a Hans Pounce before?

581
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Speaker 9: Or yeah, I know I have not.

582
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Speaker 3: You are pulling my venus.

583
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 7: She needs them.

584
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 3: You're you're doing the joking.

585
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 7: I like you.

586
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 12: Yeah, no, I'm not killing I'm I'm actually booked Psychic Sherry.

587
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Speaker 9: She's a rippy.

588
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 17: I used her every years.

589
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Speaker 18: Psychic Sherry has in the album. She has all of them.

590
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Speaker 17: She has a car van an all of them.

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Speaker 14: She has an oven.

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Speaker 18: No, I am sorry, I meaning ear them. The verms

593
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Speaker 18: are the ears she has inside of the eyeholen earworm.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's extremely contagious.

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Speaker 17: That's disgusting, by the way, gross.

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Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, but.

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Speaker 4: Maybe she'll get better by Saturday.

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Speaker 18: Anyway, what would you like Hans Pounds to doing for

599
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Speaker 18: your party? I can be reading palms or maybe.

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Speaker 3: The cards of Zatara.

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Speaker 4: No, I mean perhaps be.

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Speaker 18: Doing a seance, right, maybe a seance for a famous celebrity.

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Speaker 14: Oh okay, who I having.

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Speaker 18: Just the perfect celebrity to blow the strength and horse

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Speaker 18: and right off your kintn.

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Speaker 3: Sorry to swear I.

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Speaker 14: Know you were who Okay, we'll be speaking.

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Speaker 18: This is another zan Ludwig one Linenbergen.

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Speaker 3: You've heard of Elvis, correct, I.

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Speaker 9: Have heard of Elvis Presley, but I have not heard

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Speaker 9: of your.

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Speaker 18: Ludwig is a millions big as in Elvis von Presley

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Speaker 18: in Germany. Chieva's footballing for the team Strausshaus in the twenties,

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Speaker 18: big time football playing.

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Speaker 3: Let's go Strausshouse. Clap, clap, clup, clup clap. This is

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Speaker 3: making me a little nervous because my party is in.

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Speaker 10: A couple of days and I don't know.

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Speaker 12: You, and I don't know lude be the soccer player

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Speaker 12: or whoever you're talking about.

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Speaker 18: And I see, okay, maybe Ludwig is a little too

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Speaker 18: German for you. You maybe looking for something more popular in

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Speaker 18: both the Germany and in the Americas.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, more popular in it everywhere.

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Speaker 11: I mean, really honest, I.

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Speaker 3: See, let me rubbing my crystal clue and let me

626
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Speaker 3: see Oh my god, Oh yeah, what thing do I see?

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00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:47,959
Speaker 18: A vision of mister none others in Matthew mcconnaugh Hei, Gan,

628
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Speaker 18: you're knowing Matthew mcconnaughe.

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Speaker 12: Heigh, Matthew McConaughey, Hey, yeah.

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Speaker 3: That does him.

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Speaker 1: He's not dead.

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Speaker 18: Well, sometimes afterlife is not so different than the after party.

633
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Speaker 3: But I'm shying, I do.

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Speaker 12: And I admit some of his films do make me

635
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Speaker 12: want to kill myself.

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Speaker 4: But listen, honestly, I.

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Speaker 18: Hans correction, sorry, oster risk is Hans Ponds, okay, copyright

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Speaker 18: trademark okay, registered nineteen eighty four.

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Speaker 12: Oh god, okay, honestly, Hans Ponds.

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Speaker 9: I just think I need.

641
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Speaker 12: To speak to Eli at your company.

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Speaker 9: Because this doesn't seem like it will be a very

643
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Speaker 9: good match. No disrespect, and I would.

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Speaker 18: But I haven't even told you that this is I'll

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Speaker 18: been streichendoven.

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Speaker 10: I say this with respect.

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Speaker 11: I don't know what a.

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Speaker 14: Harsh he.

649
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 3: Is on prankphone calling.

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Speaker 18: That is what they say is the Americas what it's

651
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Speaker 18: called a joke?

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Speaker 10: Are you kidding me?

653
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 18: Because my mother was actually Jose from the radio show

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Speaker 18: Brick and Jeffrey in the morning and we're doing one

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Speaker 18: phone hopping on you congratulations.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, your.

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Speaker 7: Best friend Shelley set you up.

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Speaker 18: She says you've been talking of psyching Sherry for like

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Speaker 18: a month, so she knows it would have crushed you.

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Speaker 7: She really canceled.

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Speaker 12: Oh my god, I'm just gonna kill her. And then also,

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Speaker 12: I have a glass of wine right now because I

664
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Speaker 12: was freaking out.

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Speaker 19: Oh, I didn't want to be.

666
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Speaker 10: Brute haunts pun.

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Speaker 18: Oh, if you're going to kill how maybe I can

668
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Speaker 18: summon as a paty and you can all talk to Guessa, me,

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Speaker 18: you and Matthew mcconaugh, Huygen, you, me.

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Speaker 17: And the copy of Hog and Hagen.

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Speaker 15: My god, wake up.

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Speaker 10: Every morning was phone tabs weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 10: freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: When you go to a haunted house, you expect to

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Speaker 4: be scared.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, that's why you go.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why before entering any haunted house, I always

678
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 4: put an catheter to make sure I don't wet.

679
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:05,720
Speaker 5: My costume, make scar. Just get that out of the world.

680
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:13,880
Speaker 4: On your own. But one of our listeners got more

681
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 4: fear than he bargained for when he took his date

682
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 4: to a haunted experience, and something truly terrifying happened inside

683
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 4: that was definitely not part of the act. And even

684
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 4: scarier is now he's trusting us for.

685
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 1: Help, not help for moving his catheter.

686
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:34,919
Speaker 5: Right, No, I got that all my own.

687
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 4: Freddy Krueger got nothing on this Halloween themed second date update.

688
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:44,879
Speaker 4: It's coming up right after this second date update. I'll

689
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:49,239
Speaker 4: admit I'm no dating expert, even though Brooke describes me

690
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 4: as a chiseled god of romance.

691
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 5: I said that I don't know everything. I've never thought it,

692
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,440
Speaker 5: even you just say it.

693
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:00,160
Speaker 4: I don't understand one thing that I would argue you

694
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 4: is kind of important though, for a good date is

695
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 4: you should probably be in the same room or at

696
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 4: least the same building as them for most of the

697
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 4: night your date.

698
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, what, our virtual.

699
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 1: Date's not a thing anymore, like counting the virtual stuff.

700
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 4: And apparently that did not happen for one of our listeners, Mike,

701
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:23,879
Speaker 4: who lost track of his lady somewhere along the way.

702
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:26,319
Speaker 5: Now, Mike, don't feel bad.

703
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:30,840
Speaker 4: Even romance gods like ourselves make mistakes sometimes, right, Bud.

704
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 17: That's true for sure.

705
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, please tell me you were like a huge party

706
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 1: or something, and that's why you couldn't find her, right,

707
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 1: like he just didn't find the restaurant. Doesn't sound good.

708
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,839
Speaker 17: No, it wasn't like that at all. I mean I

709
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,400
Speaker 17: meant the car online.

710
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 1: You know, what's her name? I'm sorry, the car?

711
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 4: The car?

712
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,239
Speaker 3: Okay, well, I thought you were buying a car.

713
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:53,799
Speaker 5: That's a cool unique name.

714
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:56,239
Speaker 4: So you said you meant the car online on like

715
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:56,920
Speaker 4: a dating app.

716
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 19: Yeah, she posted something that she wanted to go to

717
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:02,839
Speaker 19: a for Halloween and stuff, like a haunted house because

718
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:07,720
Speaker 19: she wanted to scream.

719
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 1: Now this makes sense.

720
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,760
Speaker 19: I thought it was cute if I said, well listen,

721
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 19: I'll make you scream and I'll take you to the

722
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:14,880
Speaker 19: haunted house.

723
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 1: Oh all right, Well that's all I says right off

724
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 1: the bat on Tinder. But that's okay.

725
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 7: It depends on ady.

726
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:23,239
Speaker 5: You do your thing.

727
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 4: Romance, God, you got this.

728
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 17: I did. I did put the lo O L in

729
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 17: good and she thought it was funny.

730
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 1: You got a date, okay, yeah.

731
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:34,720
Speaker 17: Yeah. So we go out and it was like a normal,

732
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 17: pretty good day.

733
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 14: We grabbed some drinks.

734
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 1: Oh you did beforehand. That's good. That's a good planning.

735
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,839
Speaker 4: You know, Brook usually drinks after the date is over

736
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,879
Speaker 4: to erase all the memories of the terrible things during

737
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 4: and after.

738
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:50,839
Speaker 1: I'm drunk when I show up. Yeah, my husband, it's.

739
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 4: Good to loosen up, especially if you're planning to go

740
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:55,040
Speaker 4: to a haunted house. Yeah, so, I mean, what did

741
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 4: you guys talk about.

742
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:58,240
Speaker 17: Well, you know, the normal stuff.

743
00:36:58,239 --> 00:37:01,840
Speaker 19: We talked about our family, and you also talked about

744
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 19: Halloween memories.

745
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:03,839
Speaker 1: And that's too.

746
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 4: Dude.

747
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,360
Speaker 2: You're probably the only person in the line that's thankful

748
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 2: there's a long line because you have time day.

749
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,200
Speaker 3: You know, usually walked in.

750
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:14,759
Speaker 1: Well, they're at drinks when they're having these conversations. I think.

751
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 19: You know, it was great that we had drinks because

752
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 19: like we were able to make a reservation.

753
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 17: We have to time it all.

754
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 7: Out so you didn't have to wait.

755
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,400
Speaker 4: Classy haunted house, if they only take reservations, like we

756
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:30,839
Speaker 4: don't accept walkins.

757
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,239
Speaker 1: You have to book a slot too, I mean, and

758
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:33,839
Speaker 1: that's like, I feel like you were dialed in on

759
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 1: this day. I would be impressed as a woman, Like,

760
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 1: you've got drinks handled, you have the time slot available.

761
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 4: You can drink and you can keep time.

762
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 5: You've won over Brook already. Tell us how the Haunted

763
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:47,439
Speaker 5: House went well?

764
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Speaker 19: You know, I have been to a haunted house in

765
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,880
Speaker 19: a very long time, and here's the thing. So we

766
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 19: get into this place, and I gonna be honest with you,

767
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 19: it was like way more scarier than I thought.

768
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:01,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're scared, right, They're not like the ones of

769
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 1: our childhood.

770
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, where it's like a cardboard room.

771
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:04,799
Speaker 1: Have you been in one?

772
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:05,160
Speaker 18: Yes?

773
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:08,720
Speaker 7: This stupid shows.

774
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 1: The fourth we need to make them.

775
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:13,280
Speaker 4: How did you handle the tightened level of scariness.

776
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 19: Well, I got scared, I don't know, two or three times,

777
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 19: and I actually screamed. I mean the thing jumped out

778
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,839
Speaker 19: of nowhere and I screamed and then another.

779
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:25,880
Speaker 5: Honey, masculine scream.

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00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 1: It's more fun if both people are into it. Yeah,

781
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:30,880
Speaker 1: I mean, what was her reaction to you? I mean

782
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 1: she was screaming too, right, like a little bit.

783
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 19: But I'll be honest with you, there was a couple

784
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,759
Speaker 19: of times, but I was definitely screaming more.

785
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 7: But you were the scared one.

786
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 19: The crazy thing was we ended up in this room

787
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:46,479
Speaker 19: and it was all kinds of strobe lights. Fog comes

788
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:49,120
Speaker 19: in next to you, like she's gone.

789
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 13: She's like not with me anymore.

790
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 17: I'm like, where did she go?

791
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 19: I thought, maybe she went through the door before I did.

792
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:57,799
Speaker 19: She didn't see It's why I gotta go into the

793
00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:59,839
Speaker 19: next room and she's not there.

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00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 1: Are you yelling her name? I mean it's hard to

795
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 1: hear in those places because it's so loud. You can't

796
00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 1: like go backwards because there's so many people.

797
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 4: Are the haunted houses that elaborate now where they like

798
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:10,960
Speaker 4: set you up on a date and then they have

799
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 4: your date mysteriously vanished in the middle of the haunted pool.

800
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:15,320
Speaker 1: Wait, it's a real life ghosting.

801
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 5: Yes, man, this place is elaborate.

802
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 3: There's just.

803
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 7: Hey.

804
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Speaker 1: I mean I can see where it'd be easy to

805
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,279
Speaker 1: lose someone, Like I've been separated from people in those

806
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 1: places because it's dark, but you drop your phone and

807
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:31,800
Speaker 1: you have to find it or something.

808
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've never done that.

809
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 17: Well you see, that's what I thought, But it catch.

810
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:37,319
Speaker 9: Even works for me.

811
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:40,840
Speaker 17: I get outside and she's still gone. I don't like

812
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 17: asking around to like people that work there.

813
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:45,400
Speaker 1: And I thought you'd be waiting at the exit for you.

814
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like back in the parking lot.

815
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,120
Speaker 19: Like I just went to the car and yeah, listen,

816
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 19: I waited forty five minutes the outside of this then

817
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,800
Speaker 19: I get a text from her and it just says

818
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 19: got an uber And I was like, oh, that's kind

819
00:39:59,160 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 19: of weird.

820
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 4: Wait, so she left.

821
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:04,400
Speaker 1: Maybe she was waiting somewhere else and got mad that

822
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:06,720
Speaker 1: you didn't find her. Like it's like if you're waiting

823
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 1: for forty five minutes, that's all I would text is like, God,

824
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:10,239
Speaker 1: new birth, Thanks a lot.

825
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,279
Speaker 19: Oh yeah, so I typed in, But wait, I didn't

826
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,840
Speaker 19: even make you stream yet, continuing that jump.

827
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, nothing.

828
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,239
Speaker 3: You guys can't even talk in a haunted house. There's

829
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 3: not like anything change.

830
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 5: Well, you mentioned.

831
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,759
Speaker 1: Maybe she didn't like him before she went in, you

832
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 1: know what I mean? We don't know. I mean he

833
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:32,320
Speaker 1: thinks that things were going well.

834
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 4: Or is it possible because you mentioned like the screaming

835
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:38,480
Speaker 4: on your end, Brooke, Is it a deal breaker if

836
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:41,800
Speaker 4: your GUYE date screams louder and more often than you.

837
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 5: No, I like it, You're you're turned on by it?

838
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 4: I am scared.

839
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:49,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like him to cry too. No, honestly, like, like,

840
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:51,239
Speaker 1: my dad is one of the toughest guys I know,

841
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 1: and like he would scream louder than well.

842
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 4: To bring up your dad during a dating second broke.

843
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 5: You're taking us down a weird path.

844
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:04,839
Speaker 4: Please leave your family out of one second date.

845
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:05,360
Speaker 5: Please.

846
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,279
Speaker 4: When we call this woman Dakar and ask her what

847
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 4: happened at the haunted house, don't talk to me like

848
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 4: you talked to your dad. We're gonna do this right

849
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:14,400
Speaker 4: after this.

850
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:17,480
Speaker 5: Hold on second date update.

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00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 4: If you're just joining us, we're in the middle of

852
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 4: a Halloween theme. Second date update with one of our listeners, Mike,

853
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 4: who took a woman named Dakar to a haunted house

854
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 4: recently lost track of her halfway through. He just turned

855
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 4: around in a strobe light room and suddenly she was gone.

856
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 4: Who wasn't waiting for him at the exit? He couldn't

857
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:42,239
Speaker 4: find her anywhere, and then forty five minutes later got

858
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 4: a text saying she had gotten uber home and that

859
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 4: was her last communication to a very happy text that

860
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:53,439
Speaker 4: has not been responding. And Mike, how long ago did

861
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 4: this happen that you guys were at the haunted house together?

862
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:57,800
Speaker 17: Oh, it was about a week ago.

863
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 1: So not enough time for a missing person's report.

864
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 4: No, it's too late for a missing person Yeah, we

865
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:09,319
Speaker 4: know she's I've heard for long.

866
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 1: If I'm gone for a week, wait a while for you, but.

867
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Speaker 4: We have no clue why she wouldn't be responding or

868
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 4: what happened. What are some of the theories that we

869
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:22,879
Speaker 4: have about this, Jose do you think is there anything

870
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:23,439
Speaker 4: in your head?

871
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:25,319
Speaker 2: Well, we didn't ask, and this isn't very like a

872
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,279
Speaker 2: proper question asked, But does she have a d D

873
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 2: Because I have add.

874
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:33,760
Speaker 1: There's like shiny mirror, a mirror, I yell, a collar

875
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 1: and she could have just left the wrong door.

876
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 4: Did she seem easily distracted? Mike?

877
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 17: I don't think so.

878
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 19: That's why I was like shocked.

879
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 17: I thought she just she went out the different doors.

880
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:51,279
Speaker 1: Here's a better question. Were any of the zombies super hot?

881
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:49,839
Speaker 13: Oh?

882
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe she she liked better in the corner.

883
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 4: I always got to keep an eye out for those

884
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,000
Speaker 4: attractive circus workers.

885
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,399
Speaker 7: You got to make sure you go to the ugly.

886
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, just keep that in mind. Hopefully we can

887
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:06,959
Speaker 4: get you another date with the car if she picks

888
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:17,840
Speaker 4: up though. Here we go. Hello, Hey, we're looking to

889
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 4: speak with the car.

890
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 9: Yeap, who's this?

891
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:21,840
Speaker 7: We're the show?

892
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 1: What we don't know this person?

893
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, Hey, sorry, we're a radio show. We're called

894
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 5: Brooke and Jeffrey.

895
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 2: In the morning man, that was a bad Welcome to

896
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 2: the show.

897
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'll try to talk you.

898
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:38,400
Speaker 11: Wait, I don't I don't know.

899
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:39,760
Speaker 4: It's okay.

900
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 5: We're a radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey.

901
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 4: In the morning, we do this segment called a second

902
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:46,759
Speaker 4: Date Update, where we try to help our listeners. If

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00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 4: they get ghosted after a date or in your case,

904
00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 4: in the middle of a date, and they don't know why,

905
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,200
Speaker 4: then they can reach out to us for a little

906
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 4: bit of help in figuring out the answers.

907
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 11: Okay, so why are you calling me.

908
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:01,840
Speaker 4: Because you went out with a guy named Mike is

909
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 4: having like a week ago when you went to a

910
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 4: haunted house and he lost track of you in the

911
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 4: middle of it.

912
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 11: Oh my god, that was a close call. What I mean,

913
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:17,240
Speaker 11: I don't know if I should like say anything.

914
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 5: Oh well, all right, we'll have a good day.

915
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:24,320
Speaker 4: This is how it works on the show. The people

916
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:28,240
Speaker 4: who call us agree beforehand to hear whatever the reason

917
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:31,839
Speaker 4: might be, even if it's embarrassing or whatever it is.

918
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 4: It's just he's totally in the dark for what happened.

919
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:40,440
Speaker 11: Well, I mean, it kind of started when we were

920
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 11: having drinks. I don't know if he told you, But

921
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:46,239
Speaker 11: we did some drinks before the main date was just

922
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Speaker 11: like a haunted house.

923
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:49,440
Speaker 1: So it did start before you went to the haunted

924
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,840
Speaker 1: house where you were getting some sort of weird vibes

925
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:52,400
Speaker 1: or something.

926
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 4: Yeah.

927
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:57,240
Speaker 11: So I'm sitting there having drinks and like, he looked

928
00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:01,239
Speaker 11: so familiar to me and just racking my brain. We're

929
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:02,160
Speaker 11: talking about just.

930
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:04,400
Speaker 1: You know, because of the picture online, Like you're like, whoa,

931
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:05,760
Speaker 1: he actually looks like his profile.

932
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 11: I mean, he did look a little bit different in

933
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 11: person than he did online. And I don't think I

934
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 11: would have gone out with him had I seen this.

935
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think that's what she means.

936
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's not the problem. Wasn't like what he looked.

937
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 11: It was like the night or two before, I was

938
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Speaker 11: watching the news and there was this police sketch of

939
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:37,120
Speaker 11: a guy who was doing really lude and you know,

940
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:39,760
Speaker 11: horrible things and haunted houses.

941
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Speaker 1: Like a flasher like that type of thing.

942
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 11: Yeah, and that looks like him in person, not like

943
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:48,920
Speaker 11: him online.

944
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:52,759
Speaker 4: Just real quick, the sketch doesn't look like me or anything, right,

945
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:55,399
Speaker 4: I just want to make sure they.

946
00:45:55,280 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: Didn't catch you. That's funny, that would be so. Yeah,

947
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:02,799
Speaker 1: did you look up on your phone while he was

948
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 1: sitting there to see if you're like, because sometimes your

949
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:06,800
Speaker 1: memory can play tricks with you or something.

950
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 11: You know, I will excuse myself to go to the bathroom,

951
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 11: and then you know, I can't be one hundred percent

952
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:12,880
Speaker 11: sure because it is a police sketch. But I was

953
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:14,440
Speaker 11: just like, I'm not gonna take any chances.

954
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 4: Yes, if you're not going to take any chances, why

955
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 4: would you go into the hunted house with them? Why

956
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 4: didn't you leave at the drinks?

957
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:22,800
Speaker 11: In my brain, I was like, oh my god, a

958
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 11: hot house. It's gonna be dark, there's gonna be corners.

959
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 11: I can slip out at some point.

960
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 4: But now you're bringing the criminal to the police.

961
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 1: Though, before we jump on the like this is the guy.

962
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,360
Speaker 1: He told us he hadn't been to a haunted house

963
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 1: in years, and he was actually worried that he was

964
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 1: screaming so loud. And that's why because like, remember he

965
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:41,360
Speaker 1: was so scared.

966
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 11: Well, like I said, I couldn't be one hundred percent short, okay,

967
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 11: a lot like him, And I just followed my instincts

968
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 11: and I knuck out. You're in like a fog machine.

969
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 4: I see, all right, So you left in the middle

970
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:57,000
Speaker 4: of the day. It's what you call the police. Did

971
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,840
Speaker 4: you do the car? There's two sides to every story.

972
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 4: You should at least hear Mike's version.

973
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 1: Of what, Yeah, that feels good, that feels bad?

974
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:08,360
Speaker 11: Are you serious?

975
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:11,040
Speaker 4: Because Mike is on the other line right now wanting

976
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:12,360
Speaker 4: to talk to you close on.

977
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:13,479
Speaker 5: I assume, I.

978
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 1: Mean honestly, Like, if we had known, we would have

979
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:16,839
Speaker 1: not said this up.

980
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,720
Speaker 5: He's not convicted. Even if he is the guy.

981
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:22,959
Speaker 4: Comfort and it's probably not even him, we don't know. Mike,

982
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 4: Are you the guy? Are you the flasher?

983
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:28,400
Speaker 9: What are you guys talking about?

984
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 4: Okay, hold on, be honest.

985
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 1: He didn't say no.

986
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 9: I was a perfect gentleman.

987
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 17: We had a nice conversation over drinks. I didn't do

988
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:38,919
Speaker 17: any other I was getting it put in the morning.

989
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 10: Yeah, they lure you in the.

990
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 1: Perfect gentleman, but sid streakers aren't gentlemen. Was the guy

991
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 1: doing it on dates? Do you, though? Or just randomly

992
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:51,359
Speaker 1: haunted houses like I don't.

993
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:51,840
Speaker 3: I don't know.

994
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:54,839
Speaker 4: That's a good question, like we should ask him about it, Mike,

995
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 4: Are you doing this on dates or do you just

996
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 4: save for special nights?

997
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 19: No, I've never been arrested in my entire life for

998
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:03,360
Speaker 19: any arrested.

999
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 1: That's why loose.

1000
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,360
Speaker 17: I've never been charged. I've never been arrested.

1001
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:17,840
Speaker 11: We're got in houses exposing yourself. You haven't answered the question.

1002
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 17: I've never exposed myself to anybody.

1003
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 14: Got to be kidding me.

1004
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:26,520
Speaker 5: I do think we have to jump to Mike's defense here.

1005
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:29,719
Speaker 4: You're making a big assumption about a guy based on

1006
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 4: a police sketch.

1007
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:33,360
Speaker 5: It's not even an actual photo.

1008
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:36,960
Speaker 1: He would be a really, really dumb criminal if he

1009
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,280
Speaker 1: came on a radio station.

1010
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:39,399
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1011
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:42,919
Speaker 1: I mean there are dumb criminals out there. We cover

1012
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 1: those in a different segment called Laser Stories.

1013
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:48,920
Speaker 4: But right, so the only fair thing to do is

1014
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 4: have Mike stand in a police lineup of a bunch

1015
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:54,799
Speaker 4: of other creepy looking guys and you maybe.

1016
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 7: And take his clothes off.

1017
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 5: Yeah okay, Well.

1018
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 4: We get to the bottle, we'll solve the crime and

1019
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,920
Speaker 4: hopefully get another date out of it, because that's the

1020
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 4: whole goal here.

1021
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 5: To car, I'm.

1022
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 17: Taking a beaten here.

1023
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:05,960
Speaker 13: This is.

1024
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 1: Because we don't think it just John w Do you

1025
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:12,799
Speaker 1: guys remember his scream joke that he put at the

1026
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:15,040
Speaker 1: end last text, like she thought that he was in

1027
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:16,879
Speaker 1: a police sketch, and he's like, oh, have you even

1028
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 1: made you scream yet?

1029
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 17: I then screaming a good way.

1030
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,280
Speaker 4: You guys, you're out of your mind.

1031
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 19: This is completely ridiculous. Don't even bother asking about the

1032
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 19: second date. How I'd be afraid to get near this woman?

1033
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 4: Well, we don't even have to ask. You're already going

1034
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 4: to meet the car down at the police station and

1035
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:40,440
Speaker 4: getting that lineup.

1036
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 17: I will get that lineup.

1037
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:48,320
Speaker 1: Wow, he'll do the police line.

1038
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:48,680
Speaker 19: Up for you.

1039
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:52,720
Speaker 4: That's actually that's a first for our show, for this segment,

1040
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 4: for sure. Then most people get arrested immediately, So I'd

1041
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:00,839
Speaker 4: be willing to give him a chance if I were you, Takar.

1042
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 5: But the choice is yours.

1043
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 4: We'll send you guys out on a date and pay

1044
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:06,439
Speaker 4: for it if you want to middle of the day,

1045
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:07,760
Speaker 4: very public place.

1046
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 11: Yeah, listen, as long as you don't want a trench coat.

1047
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 1: Wait for real, you're actually gonna agree to this to car?

1048
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 11: I mean, you guys said you were going to pay

1049
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 11: for it, we might as well. And then I'll bring

1050
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:24,080
Speaker 11: the sketch and then our waitress does it look like him?

1051
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:27,399
Speaker 1: Everybody thinks they're on a murder podcast right now.

1052
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 19: I swear you know what, I'll I'll go on the

1053
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:31,480
Speaker 19: date just so I have something to tell my friends.

1054
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, Mike.

1055
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:35,440
Speaker 4: Maybe if the date goes well, YouTube will end up

1056
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 4: at the courthouse and then you can get married and

1057
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 4: they can put you behind bars and once you're found

1058
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 4: to be the right person and you.

1059
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:43,880
Speaker 1: Have your photographs done because the mug shots a.

1060
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:51,239
Speaker 4: Hallmark call Us movie idea, Rookie Jeffrey in the Morning Man,

1061
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:53,120
Speaker 4: when you look back on your life and think about

1062
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 4: all time worst first dates, getting mistaken for a serial

1063
00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 4: flasher has got to be up there at least top five.

1064
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 1: You're getting busted as a cereal flasher. I'm so concerned

1065
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:05,319
Speaker 1: about that.

1066
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 7: I didn't think about that one.

1067
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 3: If he was like yes, so what.

1068
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:10,799
Speaker 7: Yeah, I love you.

1069
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:13,279
Speaker 5: I mean sure he's not that guy.

1070
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 7: He wouldn't be on the radio if he was a one.

1071
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:19,279
Speaker 1: Or it's reverse psychology, you know what I mean. And

1072
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 1: he's like doing the most to be that's a thing.

1073
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:22,839
Speaker 11: That's a real thing.

1074
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:26,880
Speaker 4: Well, luckily the police lineup should sort everything out for us.

1075
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:29,479
Speaker 4: But the good news is we pulled through for Mike

1076
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 4: and got him a second date.

1077
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:34,319
Speaker 1: He kept his pants on the entire time, he is.

1078
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:36,840
Speaker 4: It's a good reminder don't judge a man by what's

1079
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:39,720
Speaker 4: under his trench code, but by what's in his heart.

1080
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:42,680
Speaker 1: He sounds like a bumper sticker.

1081
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:43,440
Speaker 4: Jeffy.

1082
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, you're also allowed to judge the trench go.

1083
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, it sounds sweet.

1084
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 4: But if you need some help with your dating life,

1085
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:51,440
Speaker 4: you can always email the show. We'll call that person

1086
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:53,279
Speaker 4: who's not calling you back and go check out all

1087
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:55,279
Speaker 4: of our second dates where we get your podcasts at

1088
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:55,680
Speaker 4: Brook and.

1089
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 10: Jeffrey Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

1090
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 4: For people like Brook, celebrating Halloween at work is one

1091
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:05,759
Speaker 4: of the best events of the entire year.

1092
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:07,880
Speaker 5: With the free candy.

1093
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 1: That's fun, Jess.

1094
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, people like you think it's fun.

1095
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:15,880
Speaker 1: It didn't feel like it though, don't make it. Attack

1096
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:17,040
Speaker 1: is Yeah.

1097
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:19,560
Speaker 4: You like all the stuff that they do, the free candy,

1098
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:23,480
Speaker 4: the costume contest, the zombie kissing booth.

1099
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:27,240
Speaker 1: Audio of me from last year.

1100
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 4: The seventh time today Brook interesting.

1101
00:52:32,239 --> 00:52:35,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you, no one is as supple as undead.

1102
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:40,320
Speaker 4: It's all tongue because they literally don't have lips anymore.

1103
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 4: But for one of our listeners, Halloween at the office

1104
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:48,840
Speaker 4: is the absolute worst day of her entire year. Once

1105
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:52,120
Speaker 4: she tells you about it, maybe you'll understand why she

1106
00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:54,880
Speaker 4: had no choice but to sabotage it.

1107
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:57,800
Speaker 1: Is one of my coworkers. I am going to be upset.

1108
00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:00,200
Speaker 4: You're gonna hear in a special Halloween edition of The

1109
00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:04,000
Speaker 4: Mass Speaker coming up right after this, you don't hear

1110
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:14,160
Speaker 4: me confession. I can't take that, Earl Arms Speaker is

1111
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:19,080
Speaker 4: anything more horrifying and blood curdling than telling people true

1112
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:20,800
Speaker 4: stories from your past.

1113
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:25,280
Speaker 5: Oh no, I'm scared, not the truth.

1114
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:29,160
Speaker 4: That's why I don't confess anything true about myself ever.

1115
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, she is scared.

1116
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:35,360
Speaker 4: To do it. Luckily, one of our listeners is brave

1117
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:37,720
Speaker 4: enough to pull it off right here on the Mass Speaker,

1118
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:41,240
Speaker 4: and she's chosen to use the fake name Stephanie today.

1119
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:44,200
Speaker 4: So Stephanie, welcome to the show.

1120
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 1: I like how it's brave when you disguise your voice,

1121
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 1: use a fake name.

1122
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:48,839
Speaker 14: No one.

1123
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:51,880
Speaker 1: Yeah you are, But you know what, Stephanie, you do?

1124
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,399
Speaker 4: You not even Jeff can do that than I ever

1125
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 4: would Stephanie. But the voice changer is on. You are

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00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 4: the Mass Speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

1127
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 20: And so for years company it's been having this Halloween

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00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:04,560
Speaker 20: hotlut thing.

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00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, our company does that too. We're doing a

1130
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:09,560
Speaker 1: soup one this year.

1131
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 20: Yeah, everyone has to bring a dish Halloween theme. But

1132
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:16,480
Speaker 20: unfortunately I was put in charge to organize the whole thing.

1133
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:19,200
Speaker 20: So I thought to go around begging people to brain

1134
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:20,759
Speaker 20: stuff and sign them up.

1135
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 1: What a terrible job.

1136
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you should quit your job.

1137
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 20: And the best port is if they didn't sign up,

1138
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:31,000
Speaker 20: then they'd ask me to make several things.

1139
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:32,319
Speaker 1: Wait for that.

1140
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 14: Well yeah, and like.

1141
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:36,880
Speaker 20: Here I am up all night right, I'm making my

1142
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:40,440
Speaker 20: cake eyeballs zombie brain cupcakes.

1143
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:44,319
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh for other people like I feel like

1144
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:47,680
Speaker 1: your coworkers are so entitled, of course.

1145
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:48,840
Speaker 20: And the thing is I'm in part of it, so

1146
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 20: I have to bring in you know, Halloween, Oh the

1147
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:53,399
Speaker 20: best of severed hand bacon meat loop.

1148
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:55,160
Speaker 1: Oh that's pretty good.

1149
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:55,840
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1150
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 4: Is there any chance that you work at our company

1151
00:54:58,200 --> 00:54:59,880
Speaker 4: and you're doing it for us?

1152
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:03,000
Speaker 5: Like I know, I never volunteer to make anything.

1153
00:55:03,719 --> 00:55:05,040
Speaker 7: We're doing soup, not meat loaf.

1154
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:07,680
Speaker 5: Yea yeah, competition, they changed it.

1155
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,200
Speaker 1: Remember that one year that someone brought in a dish

1156
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:13,480
Speaker 1: that looked like cigarette butts. It was so gross. I

1157
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:15,319
Speaker 1: don't remember how they did it, but it was like

1158
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:17,360
Speaker 1: edible cigarette butts on Halloween.

1159
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:21,080
Speaker 4: It was so nasty people again. Yeah, so, Stephanie, I

1160
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:23,239
Speaker 4: mean they put you through a lot. Clearly you did

1161
00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:23,919
Speaker 4: not like it.

1162
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:28,279
Speaker 1: I hated it before things. So what's the secret?

1163
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:34,719
Speaker 20: So three weeks before last year's potluck, an anonymous complaint

1164
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:41,720
Speaker 20: came in in the company complaint box O potluck is insenitive.

1165
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:47,400
Speaker 20: It's traumatic because this grandfather was killed by cannibals and

1166
00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:51,040
Speaker 20: the congo Oh what Oh because.

1167
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:53,239
Speaker 1: So that severed hair on meat loaf probably didn't sit well?

1168
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:54,439
Speaker 3: Oh yeah with them.

1169
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:57,000
Speaker 5: Brought right back to that trip through the Amazon.

1170
00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:59,960
Speaker 20: What the heck the foods with the body parts or

1171
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,000
Speaker 20: stressful minding.

1172
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:02,040
Speaker 10: Them of it?

1173
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:06,360
Speaker 1: Oh okay, now I kind of get you think. And

1174
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:09,240
Speaker 1: you know who wrote the no, I don't.

1175
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:10,839
Speaker 20: Know who would have put that in.

1176
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:12,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet you don't.

1177
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:17,239
Speaker 4: It's a mystery. Certainly not the person who's vocally like

1178
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:19,080
Speaker 4: hated it for years.

1179
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:21,879
Speaker 2: And to add on to the end, whoever does make

1180
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:24,200
Speaker 2: all this stuff is a very nice and good.

1181
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,200
Speaker 1: Person obviously deserves a race.

1182
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:29,360
Speaker 7: Amous complaint.

1183
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:31,919
Speaker 4: So what happened after the complaint came out.

1184
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:32,600
Speaker 9: We know.

1185
00:56:32,719 --> 00:56:35,239
Speaker 20: The next thing, you know, they canceled the potlaw.

1186
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:41,400
Speaker 1: I thought you were so sad. God, PC culture at its.

1187
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:45,840
Speaker 20: Words, so super sad, and I'm here ordering simple pizzas.

1188
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:50,080
Speaker 20: I have a lot less work to do, like so sad.

1189
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:53,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, oh my god, that's good.

1190
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 2: So all you got to do to get a Halloween

1191
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:58,239
Speaker 2: party canceled at your company is just an anonymous complaint.

1192
00:56:58,800 --> 00:56:59,800
Speaker 1: It's gonna be very specific.

1193
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:02,879
Speaker 4: Do you have any relatives that were eaten by some

1194
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,320
Speaker 4: sort of tribe far away?

1195
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:09,080
Speaker 1: Maybe someone drowned in soup since that, Yeah, there.

1196
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:12,840
Speaker 4: Was a like tragic really Wonka accident, fell into a

1197
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:14,680
Speaker 4: giant vat of cheddar broccoli.

1198
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:18,400
Speaker 1: Old Uncle Albert may rest in tomato soup.

1199
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:18,680
Speaker 7: Peace.

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00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:23,160
Speaker 4: I mean, do you feel any like guilt or remorse

1201
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:26,480
Speaker 4: that you kind of got the tradition canceled at your company? Stephanie?

1202
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:30,000
Speaker 20: What I mean? They also took down the scary decoration,

1203
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:33,640
Speaker 20: so it's like more PC, but it's also like kind

1204
00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:35,200
Speaker 20: of nice.

1205
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:38,240
Speaker 1: She likes it because she's You're probably one that had

1206
00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:43,000
Speaker 1: to put up the decorations to begin with. Singing always

1207
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:48,600
Speaker 1: the one person in the office that does all of this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1208
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:50,920
Speaker 20: So you know a few of my coworkers, well they

1209
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:53,400
Speaker 20: were so sad because they were looking forward to the pot,

1210
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:53,880
Speaker 20: like if.

1211
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:54,400
Speaker 10: You were a new.

1212
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:59,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, they didn't have to do anything and they got

1213
00:57:59,560 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 1: free lunch.

1214
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:06,000
Speaker 7: You're like, yeah, whoever did it? Fess up?

1215
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:08,680
Speaker 1: That person is the worst.

1216
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:13,000
Speaker 4: I think that grandfather that got himself eaten.

1217
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:15,440
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, I went too far.

1218
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:18,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, Well, you know, I hope you have

1219
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:20,480
Speaker 4: a happy Halloween. Stephanie.

1220
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:21,720
Speaker 1: Oh, I will.

1221
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:22,880
Speaker 20: Could be so quiet.

1222
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:26,200
Speaker 7: I don't get scarred during Christmas.

1223
00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:30,040
Speaker 4: To cancel that one too. The text in seven eight

1224
00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:31,840
Speaker 4: five nine two, if you have a confession you've been

1225
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:34,360
Speaker 4: holding on to, we can hide your identity, mask your voice,

1226
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:36,200
Speaker 4: and make you our next mass speaker.

1227
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:38,360
Speaker 10: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1228
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:50,840
Speaker 4: It is Halloween week, which means all of today's questions

1229
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:53,280
Speaker 4: will not be Halloween.

1230
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 1: Do we have enough to go every day?

1231
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:59,960
Speaker 4: Our listeners can answer them all in a creepy Halloween boy.

1232
00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:03,800
Speaker 4: And today we have a brand new player named Mary.

1233
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:06,640
Speaker 4: Mary you go in with a spooky ghost voice or

1234
00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:08,080
Speaker 4: a durined zombie.

1235
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:15,560
Speaker 11: I think I'll just use my normal voice.

1236
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:14,760
Speaker 1: Are you?

1237
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:17,600
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh.

1238
00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:20,080
Speaker 5: Welcome to the show Mary, thank you.

1239
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:23,640
Speaker 4: No. Apparently Halloween is special for her because it's her

1240
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:28,600
Speaker 4: little sister's birthday around so shout out to Magellan. I'm

1241
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:30,240
Speaker 4: assuming that she also has an m name.

1242
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:32,200
Speaker 11: Her name is Mikayla.

1243
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:36,760
Speaker 4: Mikayla Cayla. Yes, so close. Wet's see if we can

1244
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:39,080
Speaker 4: do your sister proud here Mary, We're gonna help proud

1245
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:43,360
Speaker 4: Mary joke. Anyway, I was totally an accident. Anyway, let's

1246
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:44,920
Speaker 4: send Brook out of the studios. We can get to

1247
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:46,880
Speaker 4: the questions. You got thirty seconds to answer as many

1248
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:48,919
Speaker 4: as possible. If you don't know when, you can say past.

1249
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:50,320
Speaker 4: But you have to beat her outright if you want

1250
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:51,360
Speaker 4: to win. Are you ready?

1251
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:52,160
Speaker 13: Yes?

1252
00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:55,440
Speaker 4: Good luck? Your time starts now. The Statue of Liberty

1253
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:58,000
Speaker 4: was dedicated on this day in eighteen eighty six. Is

1254
00:59:58,040 --> 01:00:02,520
Speaker 4: it more or less than five hundred feet? In Monopoly,

1255
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:05,640
Speaker 4: the two most expensive properties are Boardwalk and what other.

1256
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:07,240
Speaker 5: Blue space park place?

1257
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:10,160
Speaker 4: What snack Food has a mascot named Sailor Jack and

1258
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:14,760
Speaker 4: his dog Bingo Cracker. The Microsoft logos four colored squares.

1259
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:18,280
Speaker 4: The red represents Microsoft Office. What does the blue represent

1260
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:21,720
Speaker 4: out looks? How many feet tall is a professional soccer

1261
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:27,480
Speaker 4: goal eight ten or twelve feet. Hey wow, Mary, that

1262
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:30,640
Speaker 4: was really good, especially for the first time around. Well done.

1263
01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:32,480
Speaker 4: Brooke is going to come back into the studio to

1264
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:35,120
Speaker 4: rejoin us here, and since we don't know a lot

1265
01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:36,800
Speaker 4: about you, marry your new player. It says on my

1266
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:39,920
Speaker 4: screener you work in property management, you have two dogs,

1267
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:43,400
Speaker 4: two cats, and you are married to a wonderful husband

1268
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:48,800
Speaker 4: who wants to remain anonymous. I get it all. I

1269
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:52,920
Speaker 4: would too if I was associated with this show, or.

1270
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:54,560
Speaker 9: We both listen to you every day.

1271
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:56,880
Speaker 11: I listen to you on the radio on my way

1272
01:00:56,880 --> 01:01:00,000
Speaker 11: home from work, and he listens to you on podcasts.

1273
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:03,720
Speaker 1: What part of the cauld, I ask what podcast platform?

1274
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:05,960
Speaker 1: He usually listens on Spotify.

1275
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:10,640
Speaker 4: Spotify, we don't support that, so telling me it's not anymore.

1276
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:14,400
Speaker 1: Actually, most of our listeners listen on Apple podcasts. I

1277
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:16,800
Speaker 1: love Spotify because we can actually write people back in

1278
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:21,600
Speaker 1: the comments, which is fun. Really yeah, yeah, comments I've

1279
01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:22,160
Speaker 1: been deleting.

1280
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:25,640
Speaker 4: Oh oh a, yeah, I keep liking those ones are

1281
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:26,120
Speaker 4: so funny.

1282
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:28,480
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it calling ourselves.

1283
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:32,320
Speaker 5: You're ready, Yeah, your time starts now.

1284
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:34,920
Speaker 4: The Statue of Liberty was dedicated on this day in

1285
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:37,680
Speaker 4: eighteen eighty six. Is it more or less than five

1286
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:38,640
Speaker 4: hundred feet tall?

1287
01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:39,720
Speaker 3: More?

1288
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:43,200
Speaker 4: In Monopoly, the two most expensive properties are Boardwalk and

1289
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:47,520
Speaker 4: what other blue Space Broadway? What snack food has a

1290
01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:50,080
Speaker 4: mascot named Sailor Jack and his dog Bingo?

1291
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:55,040
Speaker 1: Would it be uh uh Jack's captain Jacks? What are

1292
01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:55,560
Speaker 1: those called?

1293
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:57,200
Speaker 10: Go? Yeah?

1294
01:01:57,400 --> 01:02:01,400
Speaker 4: The Microsoft logo is four colored squares. The represents Microsoft Office.

1295
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:07,320
Speaker 4: What does the blue represent Windows? Oh? I'm worried about

1296
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:09,960
Speaker 4: how this is gonna go. Let's give over the scoreboard

1297
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:10,480
Speaker 4: with Jose.

1298
01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:14,040
Speaker 1: I'm fired just because i was late on my first

1299
01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:20,160
Speaker 1: day to work, because I'm not doing anything. Mary, you

1300
01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:24,680
Speaker 1: got four curl I couldn't. There's no way I beat her.

1301
01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:26,840
Speaker 7: You're right, she slaughtered you brook out.

1302
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:30,520
Speaker 10: Wall Are you evil?

1303
01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:30,960
Speaker 13: Laughing?

1304
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:31,160
Speaker 11: Now?

1305
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:35,920
Speaker 1: Mary? Voice before, but now you're manighacally laughing in the background.

1306
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:38,080
Speaker 1: How dare you.

1307
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:40,560
Speaker 11: Play every day for like six years? Just over the rates?

1308
01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:44,000
Speaker 1: I've been playing every day for like sixty two years.

1309
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:47,440
Speaker 4: Okay, total beatdown of Brook Let's go over the answers.

1310
01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:49,880
Speaker 4: The Statue of Liberty was dedicated on this day in

1311
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:53,080
Speaker 4: eighteen eighty six. It's less than five hundred feet tall,

1312
01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:55,680
Speaker 4: just one hundred and fifty one feet.

1313
01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:56,120
Speaker 3: Oh, that's it.

1314
01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:59,320
Speaker 1: It's five hundred feet would be really fifty stories. Yeah,

1315
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,880
Speaker 1: it's like.

1316
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:04,160
Speaker 5: In Monopoly.

1317
01:03:04,240 --> 01:03:07,600
Speaker 4: The two most expensive properties are Boardwalk and park Place.

1318
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:10,360
Speaker 4: The snack food with the mascot sailor Jack and his

1319
01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:13,960
Speaker 4: dog bingo is cracker. Jack's Microsoft logo has the four

1320
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:17,880
Speaker 4: colored squares. The red represents Microsoft Office, the blue square

1321
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:22,120
Speaker 4: represents windows, the green square is for Xbox, and the

1322
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:23,280
Speaker 4: yellow one is for Big.

1323
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:26,000
Speaker 1: They've always had yellow in their logos.

1324
01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:26,960
Speaker 7: So probably changed the meaning.

1325
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:30,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, how many feet tall is a professional soccer goal?

1326
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:33,000
Speaker 4: You didn't even get to this one, Brook, but Mary

1327
01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:38,040
Speaker 4: knew it was eight feet tall, so that guest luck

1328
01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:40,760
Speaker 4: was on your side today. Mary, because you Brook, you

1329
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:44,120
Speaker 4: get one hundred dollars plus just for playing. We are

1330
01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:46,560
Speaker 4: going to give you two tickets to see Kylie Minogue

1331
01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:50,120
Speaker 4: perform as her Tension Tour hits Climate Pledge Arena this

1332
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:51,000
Speaker 4: coming April.

1333
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:52,160
Speaker 14: Nice.

1334
01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:55,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mary, nothing contrary about you is there.

1335
01:03:57,880 --> 01:04:00,320
Speaker 4: You don't have to fake laugh at that. Mary, It's okay,

1336
01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:05,320
Speaker 4: I have to congratulations. You can come by and beat

1337
01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:06,680
Speaker 4: Brook again anytime.

1338
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:10,200
Speaker 1: You are very much, and your no name husband isn't

1339
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:11,120
Speaker 1: allowed here either.

1340
01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:14,120
Speaker 3: Jacob, Oh wow, Jacob.

1341
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:20,080
Speaker 10: Up to my husband Jacob, he said, you.

1342
01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:22,120
Speaker 1: Can only say my name if you win. If not,

1343
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:23,800
Speaker 1: it will be shame on our family.

1344
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:25,720
Speaker 4: The whole family is welcome back. We're in a new

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Speaker 4: wind brooks Bock, same time tomorrow

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Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning