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Speaker 1: Next stop is gonna be Nassau. And I didn't realize

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Speaker 2: Well, that was the joke I kept saying on there.

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Speaker 2: I love this, I'm seeing the world. I was trying

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Speaker 2: didn't leave Florida. We went key West, which is in America. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and that's why I told our waitress and I said, oh,

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Speaker 1: You're an America idiot.

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Speaker 2: And then Nasau, what did you say, the US territory?

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm saying I didn't realize it was Bahamas.

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Speaker 1: I thought Nasau was a country. Oh, I didn't realize

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Speaker 1: it was Bahamas. So I didn't know we were headed

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Speaker 2: Will we go to Bemini for that episode? It's gonna

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Speaker 1: Really, yes, I didn't know that.

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Speaker 2: But back back on our track, back back on her track, Dude, Inside,

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Speaker 1: And that's when Ray and Bay and Morgan they laugh

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Speaker 2: In color, in living color, yours was red and ours

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and so I felt really stupid, and I'm like,

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Speaker 2: But then there's you your tipping point when you actually

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Speaker 2: at that point, that's why we were laughing so hard,

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Speaker 1: I was done, I'll be honest with you. I was

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Speaker 2: There was other glitches with you getting the Heisman and

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Speaker 1: The whole table, the whole table just laughing and we're

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Speaker 1: We could have figured out that is the stuff that

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Speaker 1: I was done with it. I was frustrated, I was

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Speaker 2: And it was you weren't gambling, you weren't drinking. Really,

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Speaker 1: When I'd walked by the bar and they'd say, hey,

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Speaker 1: I totally get you.

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Speaker 2: Guys where you got to go to a customer service

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Speaker 1: And then we lost it again.

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Speaker 2: When you told us that you had actually gone to

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Speaker 1: And that's when someone in line turned out and goes, hey,

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Speaker 2: Right, but do they think that you're just a rednegg?

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Speaker 2: Like, is Morgan? If she was probably helping your case?

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Speaker 1: I thought she was because she had a black card.

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Speaker 1: So then he goes, hey, and he waves someone over there.

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Speaker 1: They did right there, and I'm like, all right.

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Speaker 2: It was a couple of times I almost lost mine,

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Speaker 1: Yes, you're just telling me you need a black card.

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Speaker 1: They gave me one. Finally after two days on the boat,

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Speaker 2: Go ahead, as a gambler. You and me are gamblers.

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Speaker 1: As in Vegas. Yep. I don't know if you noticed it.

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Speaker 2: And gen Pop is not gonna your common man is

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Speaker 1: I hit red twelve, which is chess Day's jersey number

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Speaker 1: Damon and I high five someone else. But we hit

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Speaker 2: See you guys avoided. I didn't include that in my

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Speaker 1: And he goes, why are you celebrating. I'm like red

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Speaker 1: wave really knocked it out. Yes, the wave really knocked

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Speaker 1: an idiot for playing Roulette, Like I am so dumb

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Speaker 1: so I played a few more hands, thinking okay, the

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Speaker 1: and I'm going to hit another number and I didn't

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Speaker 1: the unisex, No, it was just the men's The men's

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Speaker 1: There was one where we had to do our hands together.

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Speaker 2: A woman would just be finishing up and I'd be

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Speaker 2: buttoning and zipping my pants and you're drying hands with

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Speaker 1: How's it going? I'm lunchbox? Yeah? Oh you know you

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Speaker 1: Surrey's the what's two plus two? Meet our son iPhone? Oh? Nice? Yeah.

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Speaker 1: was splitting twenty. He had two tens. He would split it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: how to play? No? I didn't. I sat there. That's

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Speaker 1: why I never sat down. Continue. I sat there. I

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Speaker 2: They weren't at they weren't your level. They weren't my level,

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Speaker 1: was really funny to hear the mom daughter bickering back

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Speaker 2: Right. She was also attractive, always helped and hilarious story

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Speaker 1: Yo? Well, I mean, I'm I'm not saying she was ugly? No,

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Speaker 2: tell neon bikini And she was.

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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, my sister already went to sleep. And so

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Speaker 1: bob ba ba bob. I'm sure that joke didn't get

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Speaker 2: Day four, oh proah at the black jag table, funny, hungover,

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Speaker 1: And her sister, like Alexa, laughed every time. The mom

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Speaker 2: Because obviously they didn't miss out on anything.

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Speaker 1: But it's fomo.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like you guys were sitting there for thirty minutes

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Speaker 1: and then freaking I lost three hands in a row,

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Speaker 1: That is when my night, my life was turning around.

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Speaker 1: My cruise adventure was turning around. I went and got

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Speaker 1: after all. I know you're gonna go to break. I

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Speaker 2: Everything else was open. I played one day. It was

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Speaker 1: What was the reason?

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Speaker 2: Oh, no reason, We're just gonna close the craps. Man,

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Speaker 2: it is about to murder somebody. Not only do they

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Speaker 2: you can't port, you can't within thirty nine miles, you

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Speaker 2: can't port, you can you port port port. Oh, now

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Speaker 2: I hate gambleing on cruise ships. And I'll hang up

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Speaker 1: Let me give you a devil's advocate. How many people?

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Speaker 1: How many dealers does it take to do craps? One?

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Speaker 2: They were trying to get us because we were winning

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Speaker 2: They had us all in one half of the table.

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Speaker 1: Huh.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how they were treating us craps players.

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Speaker 1: They were putting you right next to each other. They

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I as I would roll every time a tea

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Speaker 2: bag of dude behind me.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's not good. Well my I mean it rolled

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Speaker 1: a couple snake guys. All right, we'll take a break.

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Speaker 1: We'll right back. That was no cab bro, I believe you.

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Speaker 1: I believe it.

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Speaker 2: That's when I lost all respect in the game and industry.

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Speaker 1: At sea. Yeah, and so then I don't I guess

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Speaker 1: the next day was a day at sea.

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Speaker 2: Oh, perfect timing, right, we were just at c Yeah,

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Speaker 2: because it would go island, see island, see island.

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Speaker 1: See I want to be back in my bed. I

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Speaker 1: I don't remember what did that Sunday. I mean, I

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Speaker 1: penia colada. And this is where it was a mistake. Okay,

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00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:36,080
Speaker 1: I asked Beezeer.

432
00:20:36,119 --> 00:20:38,920
Speaker 2: I said, Beezer, this is you talking crap to people.

433
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:40,800
Speaker 2: It was when there was a storm as well.

434
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was that guy. You know what he was

435
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,680
Speaker 1: telling me. He goes, rain, don't bother me. Don't be

436
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,600
Speaker 1: a little bit. I can post that picture you guys. Yeah,

437
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:52,680
Speaker 1: and uh he goes, We're from somewhere where it's cold.

438
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:54,399
Speaker 1: He goes, this, there's nothing, don't be a little b

439
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:58,320
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, all right. Uh And I said, hey, Baye,

440
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,520
Speaker 1: will you give you a penia galata when you were

441
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,520
Speaker 1: on stage? When I was on stage just trying to,

442
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,399
Speaker 1: you know, have a penia kalata because I'm sitting by

443
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:06,240
Speaker 1: the pool, I'm out on the sun, I'm on a boat.

444
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:08,800
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a perfect opportunity to have a

445
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:11,680
Speaker 1: pina colada. Like I told you in the pod last week,

446
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,840
Speaker 1: but the problem is then everybody thought, that's all I

447
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:20,440
Speaker 1: drank was Pina coladas on the pod. We pimped it. No,

448
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:23,359
Speaker 1: we pimped how good penia coladas are. But you can't

449
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:26,600
Speaker 1: have ten pina coladas one or two, one or two,

450
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:30,920
Speaker 1: and then it's pina colada overdose. So everybody from that

451
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:35,159
Speaker 1: point forward launch pinakalada. Here's a Penia colada, and I'm like,

452
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:36,760
Speaker 1: that's not all I drink.

453
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,680
Speaker 2: Guys, Yeah, Baser gave me a Penia colada, and I go, hey,

454
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,760
Speaker 2: after this one, just pour an altar in the glass

455
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,280
Speaker 2: and tell them to put some ice cream on it

456
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:43,720
Speaker 2: or something.

457
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,960
Speaker 1: I didn't drink another Pina Y's Ultra. I'm out. And

458
00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:49,560
Speaker 1: I love that people were offering me drinks and it

459
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:51,800
Speaker 1: was very nice of them. And I did like having

460
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:54,119
Speaker 1: a Pina colada on the beach, a Penia clada by

461
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:56,639
Speaker 1: the pool, but twelve Penia colada is in a row.

462
00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:59,159
Speaker 1: It's a lot. Oh yeah, But everybody just hanging you

463
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,200
Speaker 1: penic a lotta this being a lot of that being

464
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:02,600
Speaker 1: nick a lot up being nick a.

465
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:05,480
Speaker 2: Lot up cool, all right, and you don't even have

466
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,840
Speaker 2: to comment on this. But when we did get on stage, guys,

467
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:12,280
Speaker 2: they introduced everybody. There were two people, in my opinion,

468
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:16,320
Speaker 2: they got booed. Yeah, and my wife was saying one

469
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:21,720
Speaker 2: of the people that they were saying scoo. But from

470
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:25,880
Speaker 2: what I heard, two people got booed. And I'll leave

471
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:28,520
Speaker 2: it to the imagination. And it wasn't Amy.

472
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:33,120
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know who could have been so deduce.

473
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:37,560
Speaker 1: I don't know, was it or me? Arnold? Do you

474
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:38,800
Speaker 1: weren't even on the ship. Dude?

475
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:40,879
Speaker 2: Oh you you want to boom me?

476
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:42,240
Speaker 1: You want to boo me.

477
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,320
Speaker 2: On me what?

478
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:48,960
Speaker 1: I don't know what his problem is. It's been a

479
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,960
Speaker 1: while since I heard of Arnold. But anyway, so we

480
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,720
Speaker 1: do the Q and A. That's great, and then it

481
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:55,160
Speaker 1: always good. You guys killed it. It was good. It's fun.

482
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:57,320
Speaker 1: You killed it too, dude. You were part of it,

483
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:58,720
Speaker 1: I know, but I was. I was chilling.

484
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,440
Speaker 2: It was almost like a tip of the cap. We

485
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,000
Speaker 2: were giving you guys your roses. You and Amy the ogs.

486
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:06,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I mean some of the questions Scuba asked,

487
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:08,639
Speaker 1: I thought they were really dumb. Scuba's like, uh, oh,

488
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,760
Speaker 1: what would you guys do if you weren't in radio.

489
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:13,400
Speaker 1: We've done that, We've talked about that one hundred times.

490
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,359
Speaker 1: How many times a week do you guys bump bugleies?

491
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:17,000
Speaker 2: What?

492
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:19,639
Speaker 1: So I just had to go off the rails and

493
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 1: just start talking about random crap that had nothing to

494
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,320
Speaker 1: do with what he was asking. I had. We had

495
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:26,680
Speaker 1: to entertain those people, like we had to make it interesting.

496
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,640
Speaker 1: Those questions weren't interesting.

497
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,680
Speaker 2: And not to make you guys jealous, but it was

498
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:35,640
Speaker 2: more than double our downloads in the pool area first balcony,

499
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:39,200
Speaker 2: second balcony, third deck, all hanging on every word.

500
00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:42,720
Speaker 1: It was pretty cool. Yeah, Travis was there, Carly was there,

501
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:46,719
Speaker 1: and Luri, Laurie and her husband. We met her husband,

502
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:51,280
Speaker 1: which was crazy. Like I was like, this is unbelievable.

503
00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:53,960
Speaker 1: And I gotta say early on day three, but I'm

504
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:56,159
Speaker 1: gonna just give a teaser ahead. Laurie didn't lose her

505
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:58,520
Speaker 1: voice the entire cruise. I don't know if her husband

506
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,760
Speaker 1: keeps her more calm or what it was, but she

507
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 1: had her voice. I saw her on Thursday night as

508
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,879
Speaker 1: she was going to bed. Her and her husband were

509
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,320
Speaker 1: going to check out their photos they had taken. Then

510
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:13,439
Speaker 1: they were going to bed and she still had her voice,

511
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,880
Speaker 1: and I was like, something crazy is going.

512
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 2: On first time I've heard her voice. What did it

513
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:23,880
Speaker 2: usually sound like at the convention? Well, it's actually beautiful.

514
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,600
Speaker 2: When she doesn't lose it. It sounds more like, Hey,

515
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:27,720
Speaker 2: you guys.

516
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:31,840
Speaker 1: I'm from California and there's my husband Mike, and I

517
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:34,639
Speaker 1: was like, whoa, that's what you sound like. And I

518
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:36,399
Speaker 1: was like, oh, tomorrow, you won't sound like that. And

519
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:38,679
Speaker 1: then the next day she sounded like this, and then

520
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:42,119
Speaker 1: the next day sounded like this, and then sounded like

521
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,760
Speaker 1: the whole cruise. Props to her. Hey, well done, Laurie,

522
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 1: Hey yep, Clapp, thankful. So then I don't know what

523
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:53,440
Speaker 1: I was doing. I did some stage intros, I did

524
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 1: a little bit of this, a little bit of that,

525
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:58,200
Speaker 1: and then I went to the casino and I was

526
00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:59,440
Speaker 1: going to play some gambling.

527
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,440
Speaker 2: So the reason your night it's tough to there's the

528
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 2: exact like structure of the days in the casino. Every

529
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:10,160
Speaker 2: day seemed to involve the casino a little bit, because

530
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 2: either you're at the pool or working, or your casino

531
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 2: in Yeah, so it's probably one of those three things.

532
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:18,680
Speaker 2: And there was live band karaoke.

533
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:20,960
Speaker 1: Morgan was hosting that, so we watched that a little bit,

534
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,960
Speaker 1: and we were sitting at the martini bar and Amy's like, ah,

535
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:26,119
Speaker 1: it's like, let's go to the casino. She's like okay,

536
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 1: and so we go to the casino and she sits

537
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:32,200
Speaker 1: down at a blackjack table and it's her and a

538
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:35,080
Speaker 1: couple of the bosses and they start getting hot. I

539
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:36,919
Speaker 1: didn't even get a chance to sit down, and they

540
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,359
Speaker 1: were just like they had a crowd around them. So

541
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 1: I didn't even get to sit down. Oh really, because

542
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 1: I didn't want to interrupt the flow exactly, and so

543
00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 1: I was trying to be respectful of them hitting all

544
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:49,879
Speaker 1: this and they were going crazy. The crowd's going crazy,

545
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,640
Speaker 1: and it was fun because I was betting Amy's money.

546
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,920
Speaker 1: Amy had her money, and she was like, oh, fifteen

547
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,360
Speaker 1: dollars and then I'd slide a green chip under there

548
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,399
Speaker 1: and so they didn't be forty dollars. And she'd be like,

549
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:08,159
Speaker 1: what are you doing? And I was like, hey, I

550
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 1: I Amy, put more out there, put more. I'm not

551
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 1: putting more. And I'd put it out there for and

552
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 1: then she'd get blackjacked. I was in bed, but crowds

553
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:23,960
Speaker 1: going boker. There is a crowd, I mean at least

554
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,639
Speaker 1: three DP around her. There's probably twenty five people watching her.

555
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 2: Oh, and I had seen it throughout the week. They

556
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,639
Speaker 2: would grow if it was a fun table. It was

557
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,200
Speaker 2: almost I wouldn't say Vegas has a different vibe, but

558
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 2: it would get as wild as Vegas.

559
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 1: As wild as Vegas maybe and maybe even a little

560
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 1: more wild because they allowed it. On the cruise ship.

561
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 1: There was gathered you know what I mean. There's fewer tables,

562
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 1: there's more people gathered around, and the excitement level to

563
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 1: see Amy drinking her leechy mart martiniz and you know,

564
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,400
Speaker 1: going crazy and me betting her money. And she went

565
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,119
Speaker 1: to the bathroom and I still bet her money without

566
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,680
Speaker 1: her knowing. I don't know that I in the sky

567
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,560
Speaker 1: must have thought we were together, but I was trying

568
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,320
Speaker 1: to wave him like, hey, we're not together. I was

569
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:04,359
Speaker 1: telling the cameras so they knew. So you did end

570
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,160
Speaker 1: up sitting down and playing. No, I never sat down.

571
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,399
Speaker 1: I stood the whole time, Okay. And then she came

572
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,879
Speaker 1: back from the bathroom. She kept betting, and then I

573
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 1: had to go to a stage intro and I was like, Amy,

574
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 1: just you know, make sure you don't lose all your money. Yeah,

575
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 1: those were kind of buzzkills, but continue they were they

576
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,880
Speaker 1: were I interrupt the gambling. And then one guy sat

577
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: down in between Amy and Are, one of the bosses

578
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:27,680
Speaker 1: on the left hand side, so he was coming playing shortstop.

579
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 1: If Amy was second base, he was shortstop. Boss was

580
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 1: third base, and dude, I prefer catcher. I don't know

581
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 1: what happened to him, but he started stacking and he

582
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 1: started going big. I mean, he probably won one thousand

583
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 1: dollars in thirty minutes.

584
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,119
Speaker 2: It makes sense because I saw him blow it and

585
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,640
Speaker 2: the Bahamas in a day. That's foreshadowing.

586
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 1: And it was just like wow. And he was like,

587
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna cash out and I was like dirt.

588
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:55,960
Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, got in, got out, made some money. Nice.

589
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:58,640
Speaker 2: So they were letting people do hundred, two hundred dollars

590
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 2: hands yes, okay, and he was hitting bam bam, and

591
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:02,280
Speaker 2: I told the boss.

592
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,760
Speaker 1: He goes like, this is unbelievable. And I was like,

593
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 1: you need to be stacking more on your your bet,

594
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 1: and he goes, you're not wrong.

595
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,160
Speaker 2: See, And I gave bad advice because the boss called

596
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 2: me over earlier on in the week and he goes, hey,

597
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 2: some need something for me and I thought. I was like,

598
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, what do you need my credentials? Social

599
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 2: Security is something about my job?

600
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:20,879
Speaker 1: Did I do right?

601
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 2: He goes, would you recommend gambling on a cruise? And

602
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,119
Speaker 2: I go, no, dude, it's just sometimes it's just.

603
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 1: A weird vibe.

604
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,440
Speaker 2: The tables close at odd times and it'll get you bad.

605
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,439
Speaker 2: And he goes, thanks for the advice. So he went

606
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:33,119
Speaker 2: opposite of my advice and did well.

607
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so then I was like, all right, man.

608
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 1: And another reason I didn't like to sit down at

609
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 1: that table because it has the automatic shuffler like, so

610
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 1: there's never at the end of the deck. It just

611
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 1: always keeps going. Never a good sign with the auto,

612
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 1: and I don't like the auto. It gives me the

613
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 1: bad feeling, bad jujuice. So I didn't sat down. I

614
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 1: left and I was like, it doesn't let me table

615
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 1: card count Amy, You're on your own because it's it's

616
00:28:56,960 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 1: eleven thirty, and I gotta go introduce Rodeo Disco. They

617
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 1: were great, and then I've got I'm gonna head to

618
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 1: bed because I'm really tired.

619
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 2: Got a blonde looks like Dolly and she plays Dolly

620
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 2: at Dollywood, and I was like, we got the.

621
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 1: Show in the morning, and then you know we're gonna

622
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 1: be in Nassau, so I gotta get some sleep.

623
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 2: Mind you, We were doing the show every morning, which

624
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 2: no listeners understood live laptops, microphones.

625
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 1: I had this one.

626
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 2: Dude got pissed at me. The rest of week goes, really,

627
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 2: what do you guys do there?

628
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 1: You're not really doing anything.

629
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 2: I go, bro, we're programming. I do a bunch of

630
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 2: technical stuff.

631
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 1: I do coding.

632
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 2: Like the rest of the week, the guy didn't talk

633
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 2: to me. Oh, but at the pulis, what do you

634
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,240
Speaker 2: guys even do? They're like, yeah, you guys are really

635
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,480
Speaker 2: working hard. I go, bro, we got an entire studio

636
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 2: we get to every morning. We're on laptops doing creative stuff.

637
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 2: What are you doing drinking a Pina colada talking to

638
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 2: your trucker buddies on the phone.

639
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 1: Like as farmer buddies.

640
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, dude. I'm just like cause I

641
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 2: kind of got into with that, dude. But yeah, you

642
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 2: had to turn in and Amy.

643
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 1: Was still playing, and she was still playing, dude, And

644
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 1: so the next morning I'm like, I have no idea

645
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,840
Speaker 1: what's gonna Amy's gonna be like And she came in

646
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 1: with a grin on her face and said she made

647
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 1: like five hundred and six hundred bucks. I was like,

648
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 1: well done, girl, well done.

649
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 2: A little bit of fomo. Me and Bezer went to

650
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 2: bed early that night. Did I have a late night?

651
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,240
Speaker 2: It might have been one of those ride a stage announcement.

652
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:14,160
Speaker 1: I had to take over your stage announcements because you retired,

653
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 1: But it was one of those.

654
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 2: Maybe we had worked the next day, and I was like, baby,

655
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 2: did we had worked the next day? I said, I'm

656
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 2: turning at seven pm, which is what I did. But

657
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 2: I had fomo because I heard the table was crazy.

658
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 1: You won? She won Bosses one. It was great. It's

659
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 1: a great night. Then we get up and we do

660
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 1: the show and we're going to take a break. We're

661
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 1: in Nassau and we're going to be in NASA. That's

662
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 1: what I thought. I'll be right back. I was like,

663
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 1: when are we ever getting to Nassau. We get to Nassau,

664
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 1: right and we are chilling, and so we do the show.

665
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:52,240
Speaker 1: Everybody's gotten off the boat. I didn't leave the boat. No,

666
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 1: this is where I was about to say, this is

667
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 1: this is where this is where stressed out Ray comes

668
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 1: into play, because Morgan and I are like, all right, dude,

669
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,240
Speaker 1: we're done. We got four and a half hours, five

670
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 1: hours to go explore Nasau. And Rai's like, that's not

671
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 1: enough time, Like what do you mean? He goes, I'm

672
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,720
Speaker 1: not gonna get off the boat. Like what do you

673
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 1: mean You're not gonna get off the boat now? Man?

674
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 1: Only four and a half hours not enough time to

675
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 1: look around. And I'm like, I don't know what you're

676
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 1: talking about, but it is enough time to get off

677
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 1: this boat explore. I don't even know what what Nasau is,

678
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 1: but we'll figure it out. And Morgan's like, well, I

679
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 1: haven't really come up with a plan. I haven't done

680
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 1: any research. I was like, I don't care. Let's get

681
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 1: off the boat and guess what. We'll find something to do.

682
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 1: It's Nasaure's there's something to do, right, And so we

683
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 1: get off the boat and she pulls up TikTok and

684
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 1: types in Nassau and we went to this beautiful like

685
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,720
Speaker 1: we just started walking through town. She's like, all right,

686
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 1: I got it where we're going? And I thought we

687
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:48,959
Speaker 1: were going to a restaurant walkable, walkable and not very

688
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 1: many sidewalks, people driving on the wrong side of the road.

689
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 1: But distance wise, distance wise great, Okay, we're walking through

690
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,720
Speaker 1: these neighborhoods. People, the cars are honking at us because

691
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 1: we're in the middle of the road because you're not

692
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 1: from there. Yeah, because we're not behind Bohemian.

693
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 2: Bohemian Bohemian and also because the language they speak is Bohemian.

694
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

695
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 2: But also you're, uh, there's isn't that other that thing?

696
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 2: Uh we hate Americans.

697
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 1: No, they didn't seem to hate us. They were real nice.

698
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 1: Everybody was dumb Americans. Yeah, they may have thought we

699
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 1: were dumb Americans. But I was like, this is crazy,

700
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 1: Like the fact that it was just like there and

701
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 1: we're just walking around in the neighborhood and there's cars

702
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 1: and there's houses, and I have no idea where we're going.

703
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:31,320
Speaker 2: When you had no ten and Morgan has blonde hair,

704
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 2: I mean, you guys stuck out like a sore thumb.

705
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:36,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, we definitely stuck out like a sword.

706
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,960
Speaker 2: And you were wearing like aachy palm shirt.

707
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 1: Oh no, I was wearing I was wearing a Actually no,

708
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 1: that day, I just wore a regular like modesto nuts

709
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 1: T shirt.

710
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 2: Well, and your boy did make fun of you. He said, dude,

711
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 2: you gotta throw some sandals on in all these tropical places.

712
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,040
Speaker 2: You're wearing the same shoes that the staff is wearing.

713
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 1: No, no, that was on the boat. And then I said,

714
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 1: you look like one of the crew. We're on your

715
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: black shoes. Ryan sent me a message on instat He

716
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 1: sent me a DM and he's like, what are you

717
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 1: doing with shoes on the boat? Do you work in

718
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 1: the kitchen? What the hell's wrong with you? He said,

719
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 1: you look like the crew staff. And I said that

720
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 1: is my bad. I said, that's my bad to look cool, bro,

721
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 1: And so I from then on I wore sandals. I

722
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,479
Speaker 1: put I put the flippy floppies on there. I had

723
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 1: some reef sandals and so Morgan. I walked through this

724
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 1: town and then we find these old like side of

725
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 1: the road like stands are selling fresh pineapple juice, fresh

726
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:39,719
Speaker 1: coconut water, street meat, all that. Oh what do you mean?

727
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 1: We're like, oh, baby, in a minute, say a pork missile.

728
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 1: And I didn't see pork missiles. Pork miss out. It's

729
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 1: not a missile. We're not firing. We went to the

730
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 1: Queen's staircase. Whoa, and it's like a like wall and

731
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 1: it's got like a real steep steps. I don't even

732
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 1: know how many steps there are. You if I could

733
00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 1: read the plaque here, it might tell me how many

734
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 1: steps there are. It was made from solid limestone in

735
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 1: eighteen thirties by freemen of African descent, also known as

736
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 1: the sixty six Steps, so it's sixty six steps up.

737
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:15,880
Speaker 1: It as a little man made waterfall and greenery.

738
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 2: It was beautiful ray sixty nine six or seven? Ray.

739
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,399
Speaker 1: Let me show you how beautiful it was, dude. Hey,

740
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,400
Speaker 1: tell me that's not beautiful. Dude. They got palm trees

741
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:25,920
Speaker 1: lining it.

742
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:28,799
Speaker 2: And you have to though at the end of a hike,

743
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 2: like did you and Morgan you had to embrace like

744
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 2: a kiss or something.

745
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 1: No, we didn't do any of that, but we I

746
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 1: thought we were going to and I said, oh, there's

747
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:39,479
Speaker 1: a restaurant here. She goes, who say any thing about

748
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 1: a restaurant. I was like, Oh, I thought we were

749
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 1: walking to a restaurant. She goes, No, we're just coming

750
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 1: to see this, isn't it beautiful?

751
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,560
Speaker 2: Guy's view travel with lunch all he talks about his food,

752
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:49,759
Speaker 2: So for him to say that that didn't even shock me.

753
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,440
Speaker 2: Every hour of the day, it's houses their food here,

754
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:55,319
Speaker 2: and if it's ordering one of something, he orders three.

755
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:58,799
Speaker 2: I like to eat, man, I want to try different things.

756
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 2: And we're in a different country and I wanted to

757
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,839
Speaker 2: try their food. But okay, that's cool.

758
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 1: We don't need it.

759
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 2: It's like we're at key Wes, sorry to go back.

760
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 2: We go to another broken egg. Guys, I can eat

761
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,840
Speaker 2: at this place in Nashville. Like, let's go tour.

762
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:15,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we are done with that and I'm like,

763
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 1: all right, where we're gonna go? Nah? She goes, let

764
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 1: me look them up. She goes, Oh, there's this place

765
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 1: called Cabbage Beach. It's like twenty minutes from here. We'll

766
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,320
Speaker 1: probably just take a cab. Place looked cool and I

767
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:28,359
Speaker 1: was like, should we get in a cab here? Sure,

768
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:30,799
Speaker 1: let's get in a cab. So we wave this guy

769
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 1: down and wave a cab down. Hey, man, how much

770
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 1: the Cabbage Beach? The guy rolls down the window goes,

771
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 1: I'm not a taxi and I'm like, it says taxi

772
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 1: right there. He goes, No, I rented this car at

773
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,840
Speaker 1: the airport. Man, Oh, just a local is an American

774
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 1: tourist is an American. I was like, oh, go Philly.

775
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 1: So then I got a I hear a honk honk,

776
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 1: and this lady's waving at me. I'm like, hey, how

777
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 1: much the cabbage beach? She's like twenty three dollars and

778
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 1: we get in and the van door won't close. She's like,

779
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 1: don't worry about it doesn't all the time. We're like, okay.

780
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 1: She goes same with mine car accident and she drove

781
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:09,040
Speaker 1: real slow. She's eighty one year old grandma. He's's from Nasau.

782
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 1: Never left and when we were at the hotel in

783
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: Fort Lauderdale, bro give her a five dollars tip. Retire

784
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 1: that woman. The guy was like, hey, man, I'm from Nasau,

785
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 1: and how long are you guys gonna be there? And

786
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 1: I was like probably about five hours. He goes, Oh,

787
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 1: I don't want to overwhelm you with everything that you

788
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 1: could do, so obviously tell you. Don't tell me any

789
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:25,799
Speaker 1: of it. He goes, Now, this is what he said.

790
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 1: He goes, so just go explore fags. Dude.

791
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 2: I was gonna take my thumb and stick it up

792
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:32,359
Speaker 2: my ass.

793
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:36,319
Speaker 1: Great, great, great idea. Man, I think I'll just explore.

794
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,879
Speaker 1: And so we go to Cabbage Beach. Dude, you walk

795
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 1: out there and I mean, this guy walks up to

796
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,279
Speaker 1: me with him and you, hey, hey, you want to drink.

797
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:45,279
Speaker 1: Drink we can spike it with whatever you want spike

798
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:46,480
Speaker 1: it with. And I was like maybe in a little bit,

799
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:47,840
Speaker 1: goes what do you want? What do you want? I

800
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 1: was like, I may get it in a minute, man, here, here, here, here,

801
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:55,320
Speaker 1: And I'm like, not right now, Okay, you got any prostitutes? Okay,

802
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:58,279
Speaker 1: so I should ask that. And so I dropped my

803
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:02,239
Speaker 1: sandals on the beach, thirsty, but and I touched that

804
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:06,319
Speaker 1: water and I'm like, oh, that's call really it's I'm like, ooh,

805
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm getting in. And then I said, man,

806
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:13,719
Speaker 1: I'm in Nassau in the Bahamas, Yola. And I took

807
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 1: off my modesto nuts gray shirt that cousin Andrew got

808
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 1: me when he used to work for him, dropped it

809
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:24,360
Speaker 1: on the sand, dropped my hat, put my wallet, my

810
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 1: phone in the hat, covered it with the shirt, and

811
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 1: I went running into that ocean. And let me tell

812
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:35,319
Speaker 1: you something about Cabbage Beach. I've never seen waves as

813
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 1: big in my life. They were over my head.

814
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:43,319
Speaker 2: What about the talent. There was no talent, right, they

815
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,280
Speaker 2: didn't wear tops. There was no talent.

816
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 1: Dude. There was three. There was three fat dudes jumping

817
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:50,799
Speaker 1: in the waves next to me. Well, sounds like our

818
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 1: truck drivers were on vacation. There was two little kids

819
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 1: to my left, the farmers kids are on spring break.

820
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:03,319
Speaker 1: The two to the left did not speak English. Uh.

821
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 1: And then there were some people that sounded like they

822
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:08,800
Speaker 1: were from New Jersey. Two dudes and two young sons.

823
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 1: And the dudes were older and they kept saying, oh,

824
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,839
Speaker 1: look at this fing wave. And I'm like, those kids

825
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:16,760
Speaker 1: are like eight and you're just yet. But it was weird.

826
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 1: So I was just out in the waves, dude. They

827
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 1: and the waves were just whooping my ass just bam bam. Oh.

828
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 1: They were begging me left right, begging me from the front,

829
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:26,799
Speaker 1: begging me from the back.

830
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 2: So you went to Cabbage Beach and got banged.

831
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 1: Oh, I got banged all over that beach. Dude. They

832
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,919
Speaker 1: were I mean, they took advantage of me. They didn't

833
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 1: ask permission. They just whack and they were throwing me

834
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:38,799
Speaker 1: around and then they'd spit me out and I'd stand

835
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:41,799
Speaker 1: up and whack I'd get banged again right in the front. Dude.

836
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 2: You never told me you got back on this ship.

837
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 2: A battered man. Oh, I was a battered man, Dude.

838
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 2: I was like, oh boom ow wat, and I mean,

839
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 2: these waves are going over my head and I'm diving

840
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 2: in the waves. I played in those waves for an

841
00:38:56,160 --> 00:39:01,760
Speaker 2: hour at least, just putting pure bliss shit, pure bliss,

842
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:03,800
Speaker 2: like it was awesome. And all I could think is

843
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:05,880
Speaker 2: Ray stayed on the ship.

844
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 1: Man. He said, we didn't have time to do anything,

845
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 1: and here we are at Cabbage Beach. Guys. Logistically it

846
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 1: was one pm.

847
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 2: I didn't get done with the very loo and so

848
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 2: then I had a intro Britney Kellogg, great woman, hilarious

849
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:26,240
Speaker 2: music is she's the next Kelsey Ballerini, Maren Morris, Ella

850
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:29,320
Speaker 2: Langley and Megan Maroney all wrapped up into one. So

851
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,320
Speaker 2: I had I was chilling with her and her husband.

852
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 2: But I had a three hour window.

853
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 1: Just didn't think. How you go Cabbage Patch? Yeah, well

854
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 1: you miss cabbage And it was just great. And Morgan.

855
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 1: I don't know what Morgan's problem was. She didn't get

856
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:43,360
Speaker 1: in the water. She was doing those tic TACs on

857
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:47,360
Speaker 1: the shore. She was. Here's what I think Morgan is justin.

858
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:50,560
Speaker 2: Texted me, he goes, is Morgan triplex webgirl topless?

859
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 1: Yet she she's more worried about her pictures than she

860
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,880
Speaker 1: is about getting in the water. Yep. And that's to

861
00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 1: each their own. But I mean, when you're in Nasau

862
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 1: and you got cab Beach to pretty much your sell

863
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 1: besides the other two hundred three hundred people that were there, uh,

864
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:06,759
Speaker 1: you gotta take advantage of it. You got to get

865
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 1: in the water and just have the water. And I

866
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:10,840
Speaker 1: mean the water was so strong it kept almost knocking

867
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:13,920
Speaker 1: my swimsuit off. I had a double knot the swimsuit.

868
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 1: So Morgan never got in the water, and I never

869
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 1: left the boat. You never let the boat. Morgan didn't

870
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,399
Speaker 1: get in the water. I'm the only one out there

871
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 1: just taking getting taken advantage up the pictures.

872
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 2: We need to remember to post these because I did

873
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:28,919
Speaker 2: take one from the boat of me not leaving the boat.

874
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 1: Okay, and I'll take I'll show you pictures and videos

875
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:35,880
Speaker 1: from Cabbage Beach. Freaking fantastic, dude. And I'm telling you

876
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 1: the waves look at you. How depressing is this? Oh

877
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 1: my god? You didn't even go out on the balcony.

878
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:44,479
Speaker 1: You took it from your bed.

879
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:48,880
Speaker 2: There's the drapes, guys, Yeah, ten feet from the balcony.

880
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:53,239
Speaker 1: That is huh laire ree us dude.

881
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 2: It's so depressing. And I could see there was a

882
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,839
Speaker 2: something with the Royal Caribbean. People would party. They did

883
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:00,239
Speaker 2: a day package where you go drink as much boozy want,

884
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 2: get s faced on the beach. And I could see

885
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:04,960
Speaker 2: those people partying and I was sitting on the ship

886
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:05,759
Speaker 2: that I couldn't leave.

887
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:08,759
Speaker 1: So Catch twenty two. That's the life we leave, dude.

888
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:10,440
Speaker 1: I don't even know if you've seen the videos of

889
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 1: the freaking the two dudes in the beach. No, there

890
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,879
Speaker 1: were there were some dudes. But the waves over my head, Dude,

891
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I'd never seen waves at Big Bro.

892
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,960
Speaker 2: I lived in Costa Rica. Have you ever seen double overhead?

893
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 2: I know what a barrel roll is, dude. It's called

894
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 2: getting boarded bro gnarly waves. Man, You act like I

895
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 2: haven't been I was you ever been to Hoco, Costa Rica? No?

896
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,400
Speaker 1: I haven't. Many All hang up and listen. I mean

897
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 1: it's these ways, dude, boom just whooping me, dude, I

898
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 1: mean they are just kicking me. Oh that's half a barrel.

899
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 1: Get ready, get ready, they're coming to get ready. Oh,

900
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:43,759
Speaker 1: I don't know what she got.

901
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:46,319
Speaker 2: Look at her neck once at next to you. That's

902
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 2: when you know it's a double barrel. Oh here go.

903
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:49,800
Speaker 1: Oh she didn't get the good one. That wasn't a

904
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 1: good one. Oh here we go, here we go, Oh,

905
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 1: here we go. Boom, oh go bang me right in

906
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 1: the front by. That was that you got barreled a

907
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 1: little bit? Yeah, I mean I was getting barreled all

908
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:03,200
Speaker 1: over the place. Why didn't you get a surfboard, dude,

909
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 1: Try and cut it a little bit. There was no surfboards.

910
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 1: There was no anything. There was just human unhuman. Oh

911
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 1: here we go. Watch this one boom over my head.

912
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:14,879
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, whoop me see.

913
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 2: I mean those are rad but I just don't know,

914
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 2: bro if they're as gnarly as they get in Costa.

915
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you. They were gnarly as gnarly can get.

916
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 1: And then Morgan's like, hey, come in, come in. You

917
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:27,479
Speaker 1: didn't hit any coral? Did you broke?

918
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 2: No?

919
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 1: Dude?

920
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 2: Okay, it was smooth sand. Sometimes that stuff will rough

921
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 2: you up the worst. Oh yeah, when it takes you

922
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:34,400
Speaker 2: under sharks.

923
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 1: There's no sharks there.

924
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 2: Oh you're right, man, there's no sharks in the Bahamas

925
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 2: or Key West or Nassa.

926
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:43,320
Speaker 1: There's not There was not shark. It's the Caribbean and

927
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:46,319
Speaker 1: it's warm water. They're sharks. Oh it won warm water.

928
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,320
Speaker 1: It was, But once you got in, it was like

929
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: that was my type of beach day. It wasn't too hot,

930
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 1: the water was cool, and you got in it felt

931
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:54,320
Speaker 1: amazing by.

932
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,919
Speaker 2: Yourself on a beach with only dudes and you're getting

933
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:00,479
Speaker 2: banged by the waves. That's your beach day. All South

934
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 2: Beach for their topless And I'll hang up and listen.

935
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:08,279
Speaker 1: And then Morgan's like, come in, come in your mom,

936
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 1: And I'm like what She's like, I'm ready to leave

937
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:12,799
Speaker 1: the beach. I'm like, first in Key West, we left

938
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,719
Speaker 1: the beach after thirty five minutes. Now we're only here

939
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 1: an hour. We still have two and a half hours

940
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,439
Speaker 1: before we had to be back to the ship. Where

941
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 1: the hell are we gonna go. Let's just go walk around, okay.

942
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 2: Americans though, we're all stuck to our watches.

943
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 1: So then we're walking down this guy's like cab back

944
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 1: to the ship, back to the ship like yeah, and

945
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:30,719
Speaker 1: he goes, do you have a towel? Might no? And

946
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:33,400
Speaker 1: he goes, you don't have a towel. I might no,

947
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:36,879
Speaker 1: And he goes, oh, oh, let me get your towel.

948
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 1: Let me get your towel. And he goes and get

949
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:41,200
Speaker 1: the towel. I got sand all over my feet, all

950
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 1: up in the back of his car. And then this

951
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:47,760
Speaker 1: other couple's like, oh, share share. We're like yeah, whoa swinging?

952
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 1: And so they get in there and they're not even

953
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 1: from our ship. They're from Cuba, and they don't speak

954
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:53,200
Speaker 1: much English.

955
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 2: Whoa.

956
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 1: And they didn't understand how to split the cab. It

957
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 1: was thirty dollars for all of us. They're trying to

958
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 1: pay in colonnees. So we get them fifteen and he

959
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 1: was like giving us ten. We're like, no, no, no,

960
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 1: you got to pay fifteen to the driver. They're like,

961
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 1: so twenty and they gave us.

962
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:08,360
Speaker 2: A twenty and I'm like no, no, no, no, you

963
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:09,799
Speaker 2: made money riding with them.

964
00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:11,799
Speaker 1: It got very hard, and I thought we were gonna

965
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 1: end up paying for the whole thing. But then finally

966
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,399
Speaker 1: they got it and they said, sorry, sorry, English not good.

967
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 1: We from Cuba. You give me a twenty, I'll give

968
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 1: you a one and it'll call it even. And I

969
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:22,439
Speaker 1: was like, Oh, don't worry about it, no big deal.

970
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 1: So then we get out of the car and Saaramy

971
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 1: Sosa Morgan wants to go eat. So we walked through

972
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 1: some like little shops and areas and we walked by

973
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 1: Fat Tuesdays and they're saw they're handing out free shots

974
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 1: and these two ladies boom, they take a shot and

975
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:41,440
Speaker 1: their friend was like, what are you guys doing? Why

976
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:43,800
Speaker 1: would you take that shot? You don't know if it

977
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 1: has fentanyl in it? True, And I'm like, it's a business.

978
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 1: I don't think the business is gonna put fittinyl. Like

979
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 1: if you were just in front of someone's house, I

980
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:56,600
Speaker 1: get it. Don't take it. What was it, Senor Froggs,

981
00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 1: No Fat Tuesday? Oh? And I was like, and she

982
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 1: freaked out her friends. You guys are so dumb. That

983
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:05,239
Speaker 1: could have had fitting all. Were they co eds or

984
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:07,799
Speaker 1: what they were like fifty five year old women? WHOA,

985
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:13,320
Speaker 1: So they were co eds but older generation. And so

986
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:15,279
Speaker 1: then Morgan and I go walking through and there's this.

987
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 2: Like bar oh we're still in the Bohemians.

988
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:21,319
Speaker 1: That has all these dollar bills hanging from it, called

989
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:24,400
Speaker 1: the Bearded clam. I was like, Morgan is our spot.

990
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:27,880
Speaker 1: We sit down at the bar and Morgan orders a

991
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:31,880
Speaker 1: strawberry dackerie, and I mean, there ain't nothing strawberry about it.

992
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 1: It was straight freaking syrup. And I was like, you

993
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 1: ordered wrong. And I was like, oh, they got peniac

994
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 1: alatta and they made a nice smooth penaco lotta that

995
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 1: was delicious. And I got some fried conch and conch

996
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 1: fritters is what they're called. And they were so freaking good.

997
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 1: You're about to get clammed at the clam bro so good.

998
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 1: And then some listen came up and talked to us

999
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 1: for a while. They were having a blast. No, they

1000
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 1: were really cool. I forgot their names, forgot where they're from.

1001
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:11,799
Speaker 1: Oh no, they were Scott and Brandy. You know how

1002
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:15,840
Speaker 1: I remember that because people they say Scotch and Brandy.

1003
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 1: And they were on their fortieth wedding anniversary. Here's what's crazy.

1004
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:27,720
Speaker 1: How old were they? Not forty? Like fifty eight, jeez,

1005
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:31,840
Speaker 1: fifty nine. But they were on a forty day trip.

1006
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 1: So they drove from like New Mexico all the way

1007
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 1: down and then they were gonna drive back a different

1008
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 1: route forty day vacation for their fortieth anniversary. Scott and Brandy.

1009
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 2: Would love to know how they got to the Bahamas

1010
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 2: by driving.

1011
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:55,279
Speaker 1: No, No, they drove to the Fort Lauderdale. Well, that

1012
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:58,160
Speaker 1: loses its pizazz. And they got on the boat with us,

1013
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 1: and then I was like, all right, Morgan, we gotta

1014
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 1: go back to the ship. You know, we gotta get

1015
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 1: ready for tonight, Keith Urban, We'll be right back.

1016
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I don't know, some stupid intro

1017
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 2: we had to do. I like, I introed, Sorry, guys,

1018
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:18,799
Speaker 2: I intro neon Saddle and Rodeo Disco ten times each. Yeah,

1019
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 2: they said they played thirty seven events over the course

1020
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:24,279
Speaker 2: of eight days. Guys, at some point the introductions have

1021
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,799
Speaker 2: got to stop. The people on the boat know who

1022
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:29,719
Speaker 2: they are. The third time I introed them at the

1023
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:34,640
Speaker 2: Opus restaurant. Everybody's aware, guys, it's Rodeo Disco. They have

1024
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 2: been everywhere.

1025
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 1: I mean, the lady's been in a red shirt, yellow shirt.

1026
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:41,839
Speaker 2: I saw her addresses Dolly, I saw her in a Ryanstone,

1027
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,319
Speaker 2: I saw her one time in her broad top.

1028
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:43,799
Speaker 1: Guys.

1029
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:48,120
Speaker 2: They wore every outfit it is Rodeo Disco. You've seen them.

1030
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 2: We're all stuck on a ship together.

1031
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:52,720
Speaker 1: Over to you go and night two, I totally forgot

1032
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 1: about Ray doing karaoke when karaoke was not going on.

1033
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 1: Ray was living his best life on that Saturday night

1034
00:47:59,239 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 1: down there with Jay Dez and we were all watching

1035
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 1: from above, and Ray started talking about he was gonna

1036
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 1: call Garth and then he actually did call Jake Owen

1037
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 1: and then Jaco and blocked.

1038
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:14,960
Speaker 2: His number got blocked, and upper management grabbed me off stage,

1039
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 2: back into a back stairwell and they go, we just

1040
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 2: thought it was the best time to pull you off. Also,

1041
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 2: you got to intro another band, so come with me.

1042
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 1: And so we get back on the ship and Keith

1043
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:26,719
Speaker 1: Urban's playing that night and we're like, hey, you guys

1044
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 1: are gonna go down for Keith Urban raising I'm not

1045
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:31,399
Speaker 1: going down for Keith Urban. Like what, You're not gonna

1046
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 1: go down and watch? No, no, no, don't want to

1047
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:35,399
Speaker 1: fight all the people. It's gonna be too many people

1048
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 1: getting back on the boat. You want the real reason.

1049
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 2: Me and Beazer I had another intro that night and

1050
00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 2: they said fighting people getting to the port and also

1051
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:45,800
Speaker 2: onto the boat they said it would take thirty to

1052
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 2: forty five minutes for that. I wouldn't be able to

1053
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:50,560
Speaker 2: then intro. I believe I had Britney Kellogg that night.

1054
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:52,240
Speaker 2: I added, intro or neon saddle?

1055
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 1: What what is your theory?

1056
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:53,840
Speaker 2: That?

1057
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,239
Speaker 1: They said, I know, what's your theory in life?

1058
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 2: What?

1059
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:01,239
Speaker 1: Al? Always leave early? All leave early? But you could

1060
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:01,799
Speaker 1: have left early.

1061
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 2: Rick was worried I was gonna get trapped with the

1062
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 2: people at port and not be able to get on

1063
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:06,480
Speaker 2: the boat in time.

1064
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:09,359
Speaker 1: So I stayed on the boat. So y never once again.

1065
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:12,319
Speaker 1: Now we have Keith Urban three feet from our freaking boat,

1066
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 1: and Ray didn't get off the damn boat. I introed

1067
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 1: neon saddle. Keith Urban was playing for two thousand people,

1068
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:22,839
Speaker 1: a very intimate concert, and Ray stayed on the boat.

1069
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:24,759
Speaker 1: So I looked at Scuba. I said, hey, man, you

1070
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:27,239
Speaker 1: ready to go down? He goes, We're not going down.

1071
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 1: So Scuba, we have Keith Urban with only two thousand

1072
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 1: people right here, very intimate in Nassau, and you're gonna, yeah,

1073
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna stay on the boat. So Ray, by

1074
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:41,960
Speaker 1: Scuba and his wife, you were all gonna stay on

1075
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 1: the boat. Yeh, Laurie and her dude. I didn't see them.

1076
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 2: They stayed on the boat, but their side of the

1077
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 2: ship was facing the amphitheater so they could hear it

1078
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:52,520
Speaker 2: from the room. You want to know what I woke

1079
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 2: up to because I had to sleep the whole night.

1080
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:55,879
Speaker 2: We had to wake up in the morning and work.

1081
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:58,919
Speaker 1: Shocker. I told everybody that nobody believed us, but it's true.

1082
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,319
Speaker 2: We had to do computer and creative writing the next morning.

1083
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 1: It was awesome.

1084
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 2: I get a text from Lori, Hey, we're right next

1085
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 2: We're in our room, sent me a picture of it,

1086
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 2: their bird's eye view of Keith Urban on the amphitheater.

1087
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:12,279
Speaker 2: Never had to leave the boat. She goes, hey, we

1088
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:13,160
Speaker 2: got the door open.

1089
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:13,640
Speaker 1: Uh.

1090
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 2: We called man or, We called our staff and they

1091
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 2: brought us two extra chairs so you guys can come

1092
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:21,000
Speaker 2: sit on the balcony with us. Another text message, Hey,

1093
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 2: ordered you up a Pina colada, got it waiting for

1094
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:25,400
Speaker 2: you and Bazer here. Hey, we just went ahead and

1095
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,239
Speaker 2: cracked the door just in case you want to come in.

1096
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:28,360
Speaker 1: Just come on in.

1097
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 2: It'll be the one crack door. You don't even got

1098
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 2: to memorize the room number. Hey, we can hear Keith

1099
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:35,440
Speaker 2: Urban perfectly. Your Pinia Colada is here. We have two

1100
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 2: extra chairs. Would love for you to come, totally, no

1101
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 2: worries if not, We know you guys are very tired. Bro,

1102
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,880
Speaker 2: the nicest off forever, and I woke up to it.

1103
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:49,319
Speaker 1: That's my Yeah. I wouldn't have had to leave the boat. Bro. Yeah,

1104
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:52,200
Speaker 1: well you didn't leave the boat, Broye, but you would

1105
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 1: have a front row seat with a Penia Colada. Yeah,

1106
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 1: Via Louri real t Louri.

1107
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 2: Though, did you bring the Penia Colada back to the States,

1108
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 2: because I still I'll drink it, Bro, the PENI was

1109
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 2: waiting for me up there, man.

1110
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:06,239
Speaker 1: And then so I look at Morgan. I said, hey,

1111
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 1: you gonna go down? She goes, yeah, let's go. So

1112
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:10,920
Speaker 1: me and Morgan we went. And right when we get it,

1113
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:12,840
Speaker 1: Right when we get over the concert, guess who're the

1114
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:15,640
Speaker 1: first person we see? Is I don't know, some neons

1115
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:18,239
Speaker 1: out Nope? Your craps dude, Your dude that couldn't miss

1116
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:21,719
Speaker 1: him and his family. They're sitting right there having a

1117
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:22,560
Speaker 1: drink at the bar.

1118
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:24,160
Speaker 2: What what up?

1119
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 1: Did Ray tell you about craps the other night? Did

1120
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 1: Ray tell you about craps the other night? We couldn't

1121
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:30,840
Speaker 1: shake that and I was like, no, man, he didn't.

1122
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:31,839
Speaker 1: He's saving it for the pot.

1123
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 2: He was like, oh, we saw that dude at the

1124
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 2: airport then, and.

1125
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 1: Then we saw him at the airport when we were leaving.

1126
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 1: I saw it and I said, hey, man, what did

1127
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 1: you guys do today? He goes, oh, we went and

1128
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 1: swam with the pigs. I was like, how was it?

1129
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:44,400
Speaker 1: And he goes awesome. It was him and his wife

1130
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:48,839
Speaker 1: and his daughter and his twenty one year old kid,

1131
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:50,960
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh. The other two were like,

1132
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 1: the son in law and the other son. They went

1133
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:55,480
Speaker 1: and played golf and I was like, oh, the twenty

1134
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 1: one year old. I was like, you don't play golf.

1135
00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:00,439
Speaker 1: He goes, uh, golf's not really built for me tall,

1136
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 1: and I'm like what do you mean. He goes, I'm six',

1137
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:05,320
Speaker 1: five kind of hard to find. Clubs good. Point AND

1138
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:07,239
Speaker 1: i was, like, ah he. Goes but the pigs was

1139
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:10,080
Speaker 1: pretty freaking. Cool and the son and son in law

1140
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 1: they love the golf. Course mom knew somebody that was

1141
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:17,399
Speaker 1: a manager with that, hotel so it's a three hundred dollars.

1142
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:20,400
Speaker 2: Course they paid. Eighty also got a story about him In.

1143
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 2: Bemini i'm sure that'll be a podcast in two, weeks

1144
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 2: because it's taken us every podcast to go at sea

1145
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 2: on island At.

1146
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:29,920
Speaker 1: Sea and so then me And morgan walked over and

1147
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 1: we started Watching Keith. Urban we didn't fight the, crowd

1148
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:36,000
Speaker 1: we didn't get way up, close and it was. Fantastic

1149
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 1: keith shredding the, guitar people all around, us, dancing talking to.

1150
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:44,120
Speaker 1: Us all of a, sudden over my right, shoulder someone

1151
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 1: comes with A penia. Colada i'm telling you, Now i'm

1152
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:49,880
Speaker 1: ALL i do is drink pinia. Coladas and let me tell,

1153
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 1: you penia colada was. Delicious though it was, good the

1154
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:55,719
Speaker 1: wind was kind of. Blowing it felt so good out.

1155
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:59,719
Speaker 1: There how did land? Feel lamb felt? Great. Man it

1156
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:03,040
Speaker 1: was the second Time i'd been In nassau that day

1157
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 1: and it was so. GREAT i, mean such an intimate

1158
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 1: two thousand, People Keith urban right. There and then about ten,

1159
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:13,040
Speaker 1: O'clock morgan looks at me and, goes, hey you ready

1160
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 1: to go back? UP i don't want to fight the,

1161
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:17,720
Speaker 1: crowd AND i, said, yeah you're probably, Right so we go. Together,

1162
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:20,719
Speaker 1: yeah our rooms were right next door to each, other

1163
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:22,880
Speaker 1: and so we went back up and she, goes you're

1164
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 1: gonna watch from your. BALCONY i was like. Yeah she,

1165
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:27,400
Speaker 1: GOES i should probably go on my. BALCONY i was, like,

1166
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:29,239
Speaker 1: YEAH i don't come on my. Balcony people will start.

1167
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:32,600
Speaker 1: Talking so she went on her balcony and we get out.

1168
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:34,680
Speaker 1: There in the first, song we see when we're up

1169
00:53:34,719 --> 00:53:38,400
Speaker 1: on the, balcony we were. Us Keith urban jumps off the,

1170
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:42,520
Speaker 1: stage comes walking, out goes right where we were, standing

1171
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 1: and we would have. Stayed Keith eurban would have been

1172
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:49,680
Speaker 1: inchest from. Us and so she's, like should we run

1173
00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 1: back down. There i'm, like, no it's not worth. It

1174
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:55,520
Speaker 1: we missed our. Opportunity he would have watched right where we.

1175
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:58,799
Speaker 1: Were he would have been right next to, us high fived,

1176
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:00,880
Speaker 1: us hugged, us whatever he would have. Done but he

1177
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:03,239
Speaker 1: would have done. It and we watched more balcony the

1178
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:06,840
Speaker 1: last few, songs and then he got done, playing AND

1179
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:09,040
Speaker 1: i watched all those people having to come back to the.

1180
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:13,400
Speaker 1: Boat me walked, inside turn off. LIGHTS i was asleep

1181
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:15,160
Speaker 1: thirty seconds After Keith urban went off.

1182
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:17,520
Speaker 2: Stage these chicks we were talking to on the, boat

1183
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:19,480
Speaker 2: they got to Meet Keith. Urban they went out to

1184
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 2: the bars and The bahamas after what, yeah boss is

1185
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:25,080
Speaker 2: hooked it. Up they met some people At iHeart and

1186
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 2: then they went to the bars At, bahamas and they

1187
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:29,239
Speaker 2: just had to make sure that they were back to the.

1188
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:31,200
Speaker 2: SHIP i think it was at one p, thirty or

1189
00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:33,560
Speaker 2: they would have been the boat would have left. Him

1190
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:35,719
Speaker 2: but then the boat didn't leave till like six, am

1191
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:37,960
Speaker 2: so it made no. Sense but they had to make,

1192
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:38,759
Speaker 2: curfew is What i'm.

1193
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 1: Saying, WELL i will say that looking out Over nassau

1194
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:43,520
Speaker 1: when we were on the, boat like, Watching like WHEN

1195
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:45,719
Speaker 1: i got back up there and Watch Keith, urban the

1196
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:48,200
Speaker 1: whole city was shut down and it was only like nine.

1197
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:51,719
Speaker 1: O'clock not one restaurant was. Open it didn't seem LIKE

1198
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:53,839
Speaker 1: i was just, like so it just is only open

1199
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:57,399
Speaker 1: during the. Day oh no longer a, Fomo no. Dude

1200
00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 1: it was Great Keith urban right. There but, Yeah nasau was. Great.

1201
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:02,600
Speaker 2: Man THEN i thought we thought we could hear. It

1202
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:04,719
Speaker 2: me And beazer went to bed, early. Bro but we

1203
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 2: thought we could hear it from the room because we

1204
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:08,400
Speaker 2: were on the other side of the. Ship laurie was

1205
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:09,560
Speaker 2: on the right, side.

1206
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:10,960
Speaker 1: SO i was on the right side. TOO i was

1207
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:12,080
Speaker 1: on the side of where you could hear.

1208
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:13,879
Speaker 2: Him so we were on the left and we left

1209
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:16,120
Speaker 2: the door open a little. Bit you couldn't hear him

1210
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:18,239
Speaker 2: all from the other side of the. Ship we thought

1211
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:19,000
Speaker 2: he would wake us.

1212
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:24,200
Speaker 1: Up woke up like. Five, man he'd already played never heard.

1213
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:27,359
Speaker 1: Him does he not have any rocket songs or? ANYTHING

1214
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:29,040
Speaker 1: i mean his? Music and he would wait beyond. It

1215
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:32,800
Speaker 1: he was. Rocking he was, rocking he was. Rocking it was.

1216
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:35,960
Speaker 1: Great we both woke up at like five thirty. Am we're,

1217
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:39,279
Speaker 1: like we. Missed Keith rick, said, WELL i had to

1218
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:41,840
Speaker 1: go do my. Intro, hey you really did you Crushed?

1219
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 1: Nasau Did you did a great job of taking advantage

1220
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:46,319
Speaker 1: of your time In, nassau all that stuff you? Did

1221
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:47,960
Speaker 1: you know WHAT i? DID i Intro Neon.

1222
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 2: Saddle oh, Yeah AND i did A dj set WITH

1223
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:53,640
Speaker 2: Dj dez for like one. MINUTE i intro him and

1224
00:55:53,719 --> 00:55:57,799
Speaker 2: THEN i go yea on the mic and then they

1225
00:55:57,840 --> 00:56:00,759
Speaker 2: go all, right, man you're all. Good BUT i did

1226
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 2: that every night FOR Dj. Des at what point DO

1227
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:06,440
Speaker 2: i not have to INTRO Dj? Des the crowd knows

1228
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:10,919
Speaker 2: who he. Is maybe there's new people every night until

1229
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:13,120
Speaker 2: you guys took over for me for the first three

1230
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:15,960
Speaker 2: NIGHTS i INTROED Dj, des same people.

1231
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:18,520
Speaker 1: Dancing, home same. People do you remember the three? Chicks

1232
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:20,840
Speaker 1: they were always there. Dancing they were, younger one was.

1233
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:23,640
Speaker 1: Blonde mine was.

1234
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:25,960
Speaker 2: The worst BECAUSE Dj des, goes he goes this same

1235
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 2: drunk guy every. Night he'll come here and the guy

1236
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:31,080
Speaker 2: goes like, this, yeah and you're just like and he

1237
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:33,200
Speaker 2: sings to every song to. Say it's, like what's a

1238
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:34,319
Speaker 2: popular song THAT i can see?

1239
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:34,520
Speaker 1: Him?

1240
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:39,200
Speaker 2: Springsteen oh, oh and he'd be like, drunk pointing AT

1241
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:40,360
Speaker 2: Dj dez singing the.

1242
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:40,680
Speaker 1: Song he.

1243
00:56:40,719 --> 00:56:43,160
Speaker 2: Goes he does this every. Night he'll come just sing to.

1244
00:56:43,239 --> 00:56:45,759
Speaker 2: Me i'm, Like, djdas you might have the worst job In.

1245
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:47,800
Speaker 1: America WHEN i would look over the balcony WHEN i

1246
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 1: was going to bed late every, night it was the

1247
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:51,879
Speaker 1: same group of people dancing down there were they brought

1248
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:52,360
Speaker 1: the party.

1249
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:54,600
Speaker 2: Well and then his, wife she was there chilling with.

1250
00:56:54,719 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 2: Him has got a wife or a, chick and so

1251
00:56:57,239 --> 00:56:58,880
Speaker 2: she would do. Pictures she'd, be, hey let's take a

1252
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:00,960
Speaker 2: picture of you, guys and she goes late night one

1253
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:02,719
Speaker 2: we weren't. Drinking we usually stay away from the.

1254
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:03,400
Speaker 1: Booze she.

1255
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:05,480
Speaker 2: Was these people are nuts by night, too because they

1256
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:07,520
Speaker 2: offer them so many. Drinks she's, like, yeah we've both

1257
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:08,479
Speaker 2: had like two or three drinks.

1258
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:10,719
Speaker 1: Already. Yeah gotta do, it, man gotta do.

1259
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:10,880
Speaker 2: It.

1260
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:13,440
Speaker 1: Yeah So, Nasau, man that was a great trip To.

1261
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:16,800
Speaker 1: Nassau next stop is gonna be a ship day and

1262
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:20,440
Speaker 1: then we'll talk To benning and our final ship, day

1263
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:22,720
Speaker 1: we're gonna wrap it up On, friday our whole. Cruise

1264
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:25,800
Speaker 1: tell you all about, it because, MAN i got some crazy.

1265
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:28,160
Speaker 2: Stories, wait so we're right, now we're heading that.

1266
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:30,920
Speaker 1: Sea, yeah we're heading to, Sea, dude we're. Leaving we're

1267
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 1: out Of. Nassau, man we are Leaving. Nassau and as

1268
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:37,400
Speaker 1: we Leave, nasau we should probably start the. Show oh,

1269
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:41,960
Speaker 1: yeah all, right we're gonna do it. Live we oh

1270
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:46,600
Speaker 1: the one two sore? Losers what?

1271
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:46,960
Speaker 2: Up?

1272
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,480
Speaker 1: EVERYBODY i am. LUNCHBOX i know the most about, sports

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Speaker 1: So i'll give you the sports, facts my sports, opinions

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Speaker 1: Because i'm pretty much a sports. Genius what, up? Y'all

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Speaker 1: had sciss And i'm from The. North i'm In Alpha.

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Speaker 2: MALE i live With baser in the, country two point

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Speaker 2: three three, acres two kids At. Vanderbilt Defrosting justin doesn't

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Speaker 2: work there. Anymore and that's about ALL i. Got right,

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Speaker 2: Now i'm thirty nautical miles off the coast Of nasau

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Speaker 2: as we head to biminy W.

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Speaker 1: ALSO i gotta, say, MAN i never realized how much

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Speaker 1: sand you get in your shorts and all over your

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Speaker 1: body when you go to the. Beach like those ways

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Speaker 1: were kicking up so much sand At Cabbage, BEACH i

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Speaker 1: took my swim trunks off to take a. SHOWER i

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Speaker 1: MEAN i may have brought a pound of sand back with.

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Speaker 1: Me it was all over my.

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Speaker 2: Room that's all. Over that's why they have the. Showers

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Speaker 2: right before you, know it.

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Speaker 1: Was in my. Swimsuit, DUDE i didn't even know in.

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Speaker 1: It i'm telling you her sand. EVERYWHERE i had so

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Speaker 1: much sand in my.

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Speaker 2: Room cleaning crew had to have loved the no tip

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Speaker 2: you gave.

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Speaker 1: Them, WELL i didn't know you were supposed to. Tip,

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Speaker 1: no you. Weren't it's one of those you. Don't, oh

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Speaker 1: you don't.

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Speaker 2: Know it's all included everything it, said even the drink

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Speaker 2: packages twenty percent already.

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Speaker 1: Included there you. Go, SEE i didn't. KNOW i, Know

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Speaker 1: bazer told me. THAT i was, like thank. You, yeah all, right,

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Speaker 1: man we gotta go because we gotta get To beina.

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Speaker 2: Me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah are you guys gonna take off all? Right, yep,

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Speaker 1: yeah we're. Good he's your captain. Speaking next, Up, Beamony

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Speaker 2: And if you guys are, wondering the craps table will

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Speaker 2: be closed randomly from two until six thirty plan accordingly