Speaker 1: Welcome to Behind the Bastards Morning edition, the early edition
Speaker 1: of Behind the Bastards for morning people, recorded early in
Speaker 1: the morning. In fact, I have it on good authority
Speaker 1: that this is the earliest a podcast has ever been
Speaker 1: reported in the history of the medium. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: We sacrifice, the bastards. I my eyes won't even focus, Sophie.
Speaker 1: It's so early in the morning. Don't even display. Surely
Speaker 1: dawn has not broken, Katie. How long have you been awake? Minutes? Minutes? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's it's it's the the the horrible hour
Speaker 1: of twelve thirty four pm. Yes, well, welcome to behind
Speaker 1: for many hours, behind the back. Cody, how are you
Speaker 1: doing on this again? Ungodly morning? This this, this hour
Speaker 1: so early that roosters can't even crow because the sun
Speaker 1: would be like, don't crow yet, rooster, it's not time
Speaker 1: for you. It's not time. They're like, I still got
Speaker 1: that morning flegm stuff going on. It's hot as fun,
Speaker 1: and it's still so early. It is hot. It is hot.
Speaker 1: It is hot, just like my co hosts today. I
Speaker 1: guess I already introduced, but I wanted to another introduction.
Speaker 1: We are both hot Cody's got his ice packed to
Speaker 1: his face, holding an ice back to his body because
Speaker 1: his air conditioning is broken. Um, how are how are
Speaker 1: you both doing today? Oh? You know, just here? I
Speaker 1: am here, you're here, I've done stuff. I got a
Speaker 1: question for you both. Yeah, we finished our Been Shapiro
Speaker 1: episodes while back. I've been lost without them. Yeah. Do
Speaker 1: you both feel like there's annawing emptiness in the center
Speaker 1: of your soul, a pit that cannot be filled? I
Speaker 1: mean yeah, but I didn't make the connection between that
Speaker 1: and Ben Shapiro until right now. So just like a
Speaker 1: general sense, Yeah, just a general sense that like the
Speaker 1: center of your being has been hollowed out by some
Speaker 1: sort of earth mover, leaving you, leaving you like a
Speaker 1: like a like a like a bag of flesh without
Speaker 1: without um, without meat inside, beatless, a meatless bag of
Speaker 1: human um, just just screeching into the night. Bret wishing,
Speaker 1: wishing he were still there, but he's not been won't
Speaker 1: give him back to us because we didn't appreciate him enough.
Speaker 1: I didn't. Every night I mumble take a bullet for you, babe,
Speaker 1: over and over and over again. I know you also
Speaker 1: text that to our group chat getting disturbing. Yeah, don't
Speaker 1: take a bullet called love. So I don't know what
Speaker 1: language love language. I am well informed Cody that love
Speaker 1: is a battlefield, so you might be a chance. Um,
Speaker 1: so we need another book, and I was thinking, maybe
Speaker 1: let's try something a little bit different. We may have
Speaker 1: to go through a couple of things, but there were
Speaker 1: there were a handful of different throne I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: read Game of Thrones to you, motherfucker's are we ever
Speaker 1: going to get that last book? Do you think? Well?
Speaker 1: I absolutely not know what a disappointment. I mean as
Speaker 1: as an author who has written a fiction book. Were
Speaker 1: I to get hundreds of millions of dollars and buy
Speaker 1: a lighthouse, I would probably stop producing fiction. Also, like
Speaker 1: they nailed it in the show, So why even bother?
Speaker 1: Why why mess with perfection? Right? The power the power
Speaker 1: of stories, you see, is the true meaning of the
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones, thinks sarcastic, because I don't think he
Speaker 1: believes a word of what he said. No, it's terrible.
Speaker 1: And maybe having one of the main characters practically practically
Speaker 1: look at the camera and go truly the writers of
Speaker 1: the stories that they really arose, maybe a terrible idea.
Speaker 1: I forgot that that happened. So I'm going to turn
Speaker 1: into just a Game of Thrones podcast. Well, I just
Speaker 1: reached up and grabbed a book from my bookshelf, and
Speaker 1: this is a special book. Um, you can hear it.
Speaker 1: I'm doing the cinema verity thing. I want you to
Speaker 1: hear me open this taking it out a very nice
Speaker 1: plastic raft package. And I'm pulled up the really nice
Speaker 1: business card that the person who sent it gave me.
Speaker 1: Because this was sent to me by well, I don't
Speaker 1: know if I should read his name. I'll just give
Speaker 1: his first name, a guy named Well. I don't want
Speaker 1: to do that, he said to me by a Rare
Speaker 1: books dealer who was a fan of the show. Uh.
Speaker 1: And I have your business card in front of me. Friend,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to read it because I don't know
Speaker 1: if you would want me to read your name out
Speaker 1: on the air to a couple hundred going no, no read.
Speaker 1: I want you to know that I apprear Well, I'll
Speaker 1: say it's Ellipsus Rare Books. Um. So this wonderful person
Speaker 1: at Ellipsis Rare Books sent me a lovely card, um,
Speaker 1: and a really nice letter and a copy of Can
Speaker 1: you guys see what the cover says? No, the goat
Speaker 1: gland land transplantation, Oh, the goat land and transant. So
Speaker 1: once upon a time, friends, there was a man named
Speaker 1: John R. Brinkley, And we've done a two parter on
Speaker 1: John R. Brinkley for Behind the Bastards. And I'm happy
Speaker 1: that you're both kind of coming in cold to this
Speaker 1: because Brinkley is an odd fellow, and we talked about
Speaker 1: his whole life in the show. John R. Brinkley was
Speaker 1: a fake doctor who believed that if you surgically inserted
Speaker 1: goat testicles into the testicles of human beings, it would
Speaker 1: make them sexual dynamos a wide variety of health benefits.
Speaker 1: I think, okay, I'm sorry, I'm not a scientist. Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't think that's a very strong hypothesis, and I
Speaker 1: don't think it warrants an experiment to test this out. Well,
Speaker 1: he did more than an experiment. He was one of
Speaker 1: the most popular doctors in the country. He operated clinics
Speaker 1: and multiple states. He inserted goat glands that's what he
Speaker 1: called testicles, his glands, into thousands upon thousands of human beings,
Speaker 1: um a lot of people died and got horrific infections.
Speaker 1: He was eventually stripped of his medical license, but he
Speaker 1: used the money that he made he was in prison
Speaker 1: or no, no, of course not no. Yeah he I
Speaker 1: mean he he ran for governor of Kansas, UM and
Speaker 1: uh he didn't he didn't quite get it. He ran
Speaker 1: for office a couple of times and eventually fled to Mexico. UM.
Speaker 1: But he had He operated in in the US, in
Speaker 1: the south of like Texas a massive or sorry, and
Speaker 1: in Mexico a massive like radio station, like the most
Speaker 1: powerful one in the world. And he became a country
Speaker 1: music pioneer UM and helped to because of the people
Speaker 1: he put on his show create like the modern concept
Speaker 1: of country music. So he is a man who surgically
Speaker 1: inserted testicles into thousands of people, leading to unspeakable suffering
Speaker 1: and death, and also helped create country music. A true
Speaker 1: jack of all trades. Yeah, well to to trades. Well,
Speaker 1: he's a fascinating and plenty of trades. This is a
Speaker 1: book by Sydney B. Flower called The Guide to Go
Speaker 1: the Goat trans The Goat Gland Transplantation. UM. And I
Speaker 1: don't know who Sydney B. Flower is, but he must
Speaker 1: be related to h Yeah, because there's a picture of
Speaker 1: John R. Brinkley right in the center here. So this
Speaker 1: is one of the books that Dr Brinkley's you know,
Speaker 1: like I said, he had offices multiple states, he had
Speaker 1: a massive enterprise. This is one of the things that
Speaker 1: he put out, and we're going to give it a
Speaker 1: read on the air and we'll see it's not a
Speaker 1: huge book. Maybe this has the legs from multiple episodes.
Speaker 1: Maybe this is just something we talked about today. But
Speaker 1: we're going to talk about goat gland transplantation today and
Speaker 1: I hope you all enjoy coming in cold to this
Speaker 1: wonderful story of a man who put another animals testicles
Speaker 1: inside human beings more than once, a lot of times,
Speaker 1: coding a shocking number of times people one would be shocking.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yes, people absolutely, people died. Yes, I just
Speaker 1: wanted to make sure you know how if you get
Speaker 1: like a cut and you rub dirt in it, the
Speaker 1: cut will get infected. We'll imagine that cut is your
Speaker 1: genitalia and the dirt is another animal's genitalia that are
Speaker 1: just being crudely shoved in there by a guy who's
Speaker 1: mostly into running a radio station. Yeah, Okay, it doesn't
Speaker 1: work great, is what I'm saying. I'll see you guys later.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna go back to bed. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: this is as the intro period. So there's We've got
Speaker 1: us a picture of John Brinkley, which is the same
Speaker 1: picture of Dr Brinkley that's in his Wikipedia page, So
Speaker 1: it must be the one that he considered his best photo,
Speaker 1: which is not a good photograph, like not not at all.
Speaker 1: He looks like ship in this picture. He's toeheaded. I
Speaker 1: think is the fair way to describe him his head.
Speaker 1: His head looks like a toe So I okay, but
Speaker 1: I think toeheaded is an actual phrase for somebody that's
Speaker 1: like blonde. Oh well, I think it's a phrase for
Speaker 1: someone whose head looks like a thumbheaded. Thumbheaded, you could
Speaker 1: be a thumb. Yeah. His whole body looks like a knuckle.
Speaker 1: So the the title page informs us that this is
Speaker 1: number five and the One Best Way series of New
Speaker 1: thought books. The Goat Gland Transplantation as originated and successfully
Speaker 1: performed by J. R. Brinkley, m D. Of Milford, Kansas, USA,
Speaker 1: and over six operations upon men and women set up
Speaker 1: an electrotyped May nine. So this is this is you know,
Speaker 1: three years after World War One ended. People are are
Speaker 1: looking for good news, and Dr Brinkley is offering them
Speaker 1: the good news that they can get another animal's testicle
Speaker 1: shoved inside of them. Author's preface, What, Katie, that's good news.
Speaker 1: Congratulations you have been selected. Yeah, yeah, imagine if that
Speaker 1: was what they called you about instead of your car's
Speaker 1: extended warranty. We have exciting news about the kinds of
Speaker 1: testicles we can put inside of you. You're eligible for
Speaker 1: an upgrade. Author's preface. Though dealing exactly with a surgical subject,
Speaker 1: this book is a layman's word to layman. It is
Speaker 1: an attempt to say to the general public a few
Speaker 1: things about this amazing work of Dr J. R. Brinkley
Speaker 1: of Milford, Kansas, which he is debarred from saying for
Speaker 1: himself off in this simple form. He has under consideration
Speaker 1: a book of his own covering the subject of goat
Speaker 1: gland transplantation, his experiment successes, failures, theories and conclusions, which
Speaker 1: will probably be issued in the winter of nine. So basically,
Speaker 1: he's got a big book for doctors coming out. But
Speaker 1: we this is a book for you, the little guy.
Speaker 1: This is a book for the common man to understand
Speaker 1: all of the complexities about having another animal's glance shoved
Speaker 1: into your body. So that's that's that's that's how this
Speaker 1: is being built. Okay, um oh god, okay, Yeah. Some
Speaker 1: attention is paid to the pioneer work of Dr Frank
Speaker 1: Lindstone of Chicago and the transplanting of human glands into
Speaker 1: human beings, but rather by way of emphasizing the fact
Speaker 1: that Dr Brinkley, with the choice of human, monkey, goat
Speaker 1: or sheep glands before him, chose the goat glands in
Speaker 1: preference to any other in his for his field of
Speaker 1: experiment and operation, and has never for a moment regretted
Speaker 1: his choice or seen any reason to alter it. Never
Speaker 1: for a moment. Don't even have your choice of glands human, monkey, goat, sheep.
Speaker 1: Uh So, without any wish to enter upon a controversy,
Speaker 1: the author is impelled to take some notice of the
Speaker 1: statement of Dr Serge Voronoff of Paris, who, during his
Speaker 1: recent visit to the United States announced that he pinned
Speaker 1: his faith almost exclusively to the glands of the anthropoid
Speaker 1: apes as most suitable for transplantation into human beings, while
Speaker 1: he lamented the natural scarcity of obtainable material. Dr Vronov
Speaker 1: is credited with having performed over a hundred twenty of
Speaker 1: transplantations upon rams, but none whatsoever of goat glands upon
Speaker 1: human beings, and not more than two or three if
Speaker 1: simium glands upon human beings. His statement, therefore, if that
Speaker 1: successful transplantation of the glands of the goat into a
Speaker 1: human being is impossible and cannot succeed, is empirical and
Speaker 1: entirely unsupported by any experience of his own in the matter.
Speaker 1: So they're defending Dr Brinkley. This other doctor who's putting
Speaker 1: ape testicles and people, is like, you can't put goat
Speaker 1: balls and people. That's just not gonna work. But first
Speaker 1: off the bat, we have to argue against that guy
Speaker 1: because Dr Brinkley, as were informed by the book, has
Speaker 1: done this more than six hundred times successfully. So we
Speaker 1: go through this introduction. It is a fact beyond all
Speaker 1: gainsaying that Dr Brinkley's operation has in truth cheated old
Speaker 1: age of its toil in very many cases of both sexes,
Speaker 1: and the improvement or rejuvenation effects both the minds and
Speaker 1: bodies of those treated by this method, and this rejuvenation
Speaker 1: is lasting to the extent of the doctor's observation, it
Speaker 1: is presuming to say that it is a permanent improvement.
Speaker 1: Upon that point, no one has any right to offer
Speaker 1: an opinion, because there are no facts upon which to
Speaker 1: found it. But Dr Brinkley's earliest cases, operated upon three
Speaker 1: years ago up to the present time, have shown no
Speaker 1: dimutation whatsoever in the in the effects secured. Neither the
Speaker 1: women nor the men have lost any particle of their
Speaker 1: increased vitality during this lapse of time. Who can say
Speaker 1: how long the good effects will continue. Dr Brinkley's opinion
Speaker 1: is that the improvement will run for possibly fifteen years,
Speaker 1: at the end of which time he expects to re
Speaker 1: operate upon any cases that show us slowing down in
Speaker 1: the life price. Yes, Katie, you have questions about this.
Speaker 1: This is absurd. Wait, so, how many people had a
Speaker 1: successful transplant and then went on to like have He's
Speaker 1: saying six hundred men and women experienced an increase in
Speaker 1: vitality after having these got testical stuff tend them. I'd
Speaker 1: like to see that data. Well, I mean, I bet
Speaker 1: by the end of this book I'll be able to
Speaker 1: perform this surgery Cody, Europe. Okay, so this is no
Speaker 1: poets dream, but the stern reality of a young surgeon's
Speaker 1: work in hospital, extending over three memorable years of achievement
Speaker 1: in a virgin field. Dr Brinkley has worked out his
Speaker 1: problem alone, save for the devoted aid of his wife,
Speaker 1: who is also a licensed physician. He is today a
Speaker 1: poor man and expects to remain so because he has
Speaker 1: refused every alluring offer made him. Looking to the establishment
Speaker 1: of this goat bland operation as a commercial proposition on
Speaker 1: a big scale. He is governed by his ethical vows
Speaker 1: and retains his independence, but the world would call him
Speaker 1: a fool for not turning his discovery to his greatest
Speaker 1: pecuniary been a profit. Since he prefers to remain true
Speaker 1: to his ideals in this matter, it is for us
Speaker 1: at least to be thankful and accord him the recognition
Speaker 1: to which the scientist is entitled who puts his work
Speaker 1: above his profits. Okay, so what I'm getting from this
Speaker 1: is that everyone's like, you're no, dude, We're not you
Speaker 1: got a profit? And then this is like some fanboy
Speaker 1: writing the book saying, yeah, I mean, this is a
Speaker 1: guy Dr Brinkley hired, and he wants to make it
Speaker 1: clear that Dr Brinkley isn't getting rich, although he absolutely
Speaker 1: was getting rich. He made millions of dollars before he
Speaker 1: died penniless as a result of all of the malpractice
Speaker 1: allegations against him. Um, but yeah, yeah, so he's he's
Speaker 1: a hero. Hero, he's a hero. We are not so
Speaker 1: Chapter one, Dr Brinkley's theory, um theory? Yeah, yeah? Are
Speaker 1: you are you? Are you excited to hear the theory?
Speaker 1: It's I bet it's sound. I am so excited. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It has been a long quest and in the main fruitless.
Speaker 1: Though it might be said in fairness that Brown c.
Speaker 1: Card's method of using the express testicular juice is medicine
Speaker 1: by mouth or injection for the renewal of youth was
Speaker 1: probably the true parent of the present method familiar method
Speaker 1: of using the extracts of various glands or the pulverized
Speaker 1: substance of the glands themselves. What Yeah, apparently so this
Speaker 1: was a thing back in the day. Um, and I
Speaker 1: had not heard that they had just expressed testicle juice
Speaker 1: and given it to people. But I guess that's how
Speaker 1: this started. Start out um light. You just juice the
Speaker 1: balls and give it to somebody, which sounds like you're
Speaker 1: just drinking. Come right, is that I actually think? And
Speaker 1: they're just grinding up the entire testicle. You pulverize it, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you pulverize the balls. You've got to pulverize the balls. Uh,
Speaker 1: and then and then drink the ball juice. Um Jesus Christ,
Speaker 1: genius is synthetic, a lip and sudden but always clear ensure.
Speaker 1: Dr Brinkley began with a theory, and by no means
Speaker 1: a new theory. From the theory he deduced rapidly enacted.
Speaker 1: The results of the acts proved the truth of the theory.
Speaker 1: That theory has been variously stated, in his most familiar
Speaker 1: form being quote in all living forms, the basis of
Speaker 1: all energy is sex energy. That's like yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean this is like tight into all this weird
Speaker 1: stuff they believed about come back in the old day,
Speaker 1: Like if it's right, yeah yeah yeah. If you ejaculate,
Speaker 1: you're losing vitality, So you never want to come unless
Speaker 1: you have to, because it's going to make you weaker.
Speaker 1: It's like proud boy stuff. Last I checked in he
Speaker 1: hadn't come in like four years. That's horrible. That's also
Speaker 1: someone that is probably not a super safe person. I
Speaker 1: would guess not because of the come. Well, no, that's
Speaker 1: up that life energy was doing any good. But that's
Speaker 1: like a proud boy thing, the no fat stuff. Like
Speaker 1: That's one of the things that's so funny about it
Speaker 1: is that they're like specifically going back to things that
Speaker 1: like this dude's like this believed in nineteen twenty, like
Speaker 1: that if you, if you, if you don't come, you
Speaker 1: you retain all of that energy to be more powerful. Uh.
Speaker 1: And and that's I think in general. If you're the
Speaker 1: kind of person who's like, well, I'm just going to
Speaker 1: save up all of my come so that I can
Speaker 1: keep all of the power inside myself, you might be
Speaker 1: kind of unhinged. I'm going to save all of my
Speaker 1: comps so I can make one super baby, one gigantic
Speaker 1: big It's gonna be the biggest baby in the world. Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 1: Looking for the facts to confirm or disprove this assertion.
Speaker 1: All investigators have been faced with similar phenomena, such as
Speaker 1: when the male foul is sterilized in order that he
Speaker 1: may grow big and fat for the market for the market.
Speaker 1: Later he loses his cocks plumage and gains and weight
Speaker 1: the psychic domain, the changes are still moll marked. The
Speaker 1: capon is a coward, shutting the contest for supremacy. He
Speaker 1: does not forage for the hens, inviting them to feed
Speaker 1: upon what he has found, but looks after himself first
Speaker 1: and last. He is lazy, fuggett, thuggish and selfish. Oh boys,
Speaker 1: So yeah, this is like some Jordan Peterson stuff, being like, well,
Speaker 1: when you when you geld an animal, it becomes uh,
Speaker 1: it changes its behavior and it becomes like lethargic and
Speaker 1: less aggressive. And so clearly if you come as a
Speaker 1: human man, you will also become weak. Yeah, your energy
Speaker 1: has gone your your energy given. This is a it's
Speaker 1: a it's less Jordan Peterson, it's more certain of its right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's literally has I feel like he's literally like written
Speaker 1: stuff about that. Yeah. Actually this next paragraph might be
Speaker 1: a Mike Cernovich paragraph. He may have just stolen this.
Speaker 1: When men are castrated, as in the East, in youth,
Speaker 1: when they are prized as custodians of the Harem, they
Speaker 1: are fat, unusually larger frame, but short lived. The growth
Speaker 1: of hair on the head is often scant. On the
Speaker 1: face and body it is altogether missing. The voice is high,
Speaker 1: partaking of a trouble quality. When through surgical operations or accident,
Speaker 1: it happens that a man is deprived of the testicular
Speaker 1: glands in youth, early manhood, or even middle age, the
Speaker 1: same changes follow, as in the case of the eunuch.
Speaker 1: The hair on the face and body disappears, the voice
Speaker 1: changes from deep to high tone, and mentally the man
Speaker 1: develops inertia and cowardice. Yeah. I mean, I for one thing,
Speaker 1: I'm fairly certain that eunuchs were renowned to live longer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is the all seems really based in facts, Roberts.
Speaker 1: So I don't call it's called science. I don't know
Speaker 1: what you want. Yeah, and if I'm if I'm remembering
Speaker 1: from Game of Thrones, they can still be very aggressive. Um,
Speaker 1: that's right, that's the whole point. Yeah, Varius lived through
Speaker 1: all of it, so thank I think be unsullied though,
Speaker 1: And they are still they were like they were only
Speaker 1: do what Batman can't. Yeah, they definitely mm hmm, very
Speaker 1: cute they were. But not, according to John Brinkley, when
Speaker 1: women have for any reason had their over years removed
Speaker 1: by surgical operation. Marked changes follow, which very much in
Speaker 1: detail but carry certain general similarities. The face and body
Speaker 1: age rapidly in appearance, and there is a slowing up
Speaker 1: of functions of the organs and with a tendency to
Speaker 1: masculinity and tastes, behavior and feelings. I hate this guy
Speaker 1: in any notes. Just fucking a man of science. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm just I go where the facts are. You are,
Speaker 1: Follow the facts, Follow the facts. So, speaking of the facts, Cody, Katie,
Speaker 1: you want to know a fact that I have that
Speaker 1: I've got for you right now? This is a fact,
Speaker 1: is it about to be? It's about the products and
Speaker 1: services that support this podcast. Yeah, we got to do that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we gotta do that. So just the facts, people, And
Speaker 1: the fact is it's time for you to motherfucking listen
Speaker 1: to ads. We're back. Oh my gosh, I love a
Speaker 1: good I love I love an AD. I for one
Speaker 1: plan to get all of the good gland transplants advertised
Speaker 1: on this show. Yeah, absolutely absolutely use those promo codes.
Speaker 1: How about? It is important always that you realize that
Speaker 1: though we may seem to stress the physical improvement in
Speaker 1: human beings brought about by this gland transplantation. The more
Speaker 1: important change of the two is the mental and Dr
Speaker 1: Brinkley's theory that all caps now all energy is sex
Speaker 1: energy means exactly that the powerful brain, equally with the
Speaker 1: beautiful face, owes its strength and vigor exactly to the
Speaker 1: right functioning of the sex glands. We must not be
Speaker 1: accused here of running to extravagance. It is not stated
Speaker 1: that all human brains are of equal power or can
Speaker 1: be developed equal power. It has stated that all human
Speaker 1: brains of unusual power are brains that are well nourished
Speaker 1: by the testicular secretions. And it is implied, with full
Speaker 1: understanding of what the statement leads to, that if for
Speaker 1: any reason there is an interference with this sex gland activity,
Speaker 1: the unusual brain will cease in a short time to
Speaker 1: be unusual in its power, grasp, and faculty of clear
Speaker 1: continuous thought. There are so many phrases in that sentence
Speaker 1: that I went, what you got notes on this, Katie? No,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have notes. I couldn't keep up
Speaker 1: with them. Um, but I just don't like this guy.
Speaker 1: There was something about sexual secretions. What was oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: here again, that that if you have an unusual brain.
Speaker 1: And that means like in a in a positive sense,
Speaker 1: like a brain of unusual quality. It's because your texticles
Speaker 1: are bathing your brain and secretions. Yep, that was the
Speaker 1: first one that I reacted to. I did not know that.
Speaker 1: That's why men are naturally smarter than women, I think
Speaker 1: is what the book is said, because women don't have
Speaker 1: testicular secretions to coat the brain. And here I was
Speaker 1: beating myself up for being so dumb, and now I
Speaker 1: know the reason why. Um, I do think all energy
Speaker 1: is sex energy is catchy phrase. Yeah, it's a catchy phrase.
Speaker 1: You can see why it works. It sounds like something
Speaker 1: a dude. It sounds like something like a tantric sex
Speaker 1: guru would say, and go to a tourist in order
Speaker 1: to get here to Um. Maybe some like Edgy sports
Speaker 1: Drinks uses it as their like. Again, if there was
Speaker 1: like a red Bull style beverage that said all energy
Speaker 1: is sex energy on the can and that was just
Speaker 1: the name of the drink, I would never drink anything
Speaker 1: else that would be this would be this is this
Speaker 1: is something we should do. Yeah, and maybe maybe we
Speaker 1: throw it on a shirt. Yeah, all energy is sex energy.
Speaker 1: We could just be a picture of the three of
Speaker 1: us being pals given the thumbs up, and then all
Speaker 1: energy is sex energy in big block letters. Hopefully make it.
Speaker 1: But that has to be a worst year ever merged. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's do it. It was. I mean, it's just true.
Speaker 1: It is true, all energy in caps right here on
Speaker 1: page fourteen of this ridiculous little book. Uh you know
Speaker 1: what this guy's scientific field is called science alchemy. That's
Speaker 1: going to do for us today. Uh So you see
Speaker 1: how amazing and far reaching is the application of this
Speaker 1: apparently simple theory that sex energy is the basis of
Speaker 1: all human energy. It is, after all, only another way
Speaker 1: of saying that all things proceed from a common source,
Speaker 1: that life is one, that mind and body derived from
Speaker 1: the same source. That energy is so much an integral
Speaker 1: of matter that, in the final analysis, matter is only
Speaker 1: static energy, since the atom is made of molecules and
Speaker 1: molecules of electrons and electrons of electricity or energy. And
Speaker 1: saying therefore that sex energy is the basics of all
Speaker 1: human energy, we may quite possibly be trending towards a
Speaker 1: solution of the world old question of what life itself is. Someday,
Speaker 1: without a doubt, we shall surprise this secret at its source.
Speaker 1: At present, we are fortunate to have discovered, through Dr
Speaker 1: Brinkley's careful proving of his theory, that human energy, no
Speaker 1: matter it's manifestation to be physical or mental, has a
Speaker 1: common basis of supply, the sex glands, and that their
Speaker 1: activity determines a brilliant mentality or a dull brain. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Um, so this is the secret to the
Speaker 1: source of all life. It all starts with testicles. Everything.
Speaker 1: In the beginning of time, there was just a pair
Speaker 1: of balls lying on the earth that got hit by lightning. Fish. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just basic. You learn in Sunday school. You learn
Speaker 1: that in Sunday school. Next we have a page picture
Speaker 1: of Dr Brinkley and his wife, and he does look
Speaker 1: like a man who is bursting with sex energy. Like
Speaker 1: his his brain is just dripping in secretions. They aren't touching.
Speaker 1: If you were to touch Dr Brinkley, you would exp
Speaker 1: blow it out of lust. So yeah, it would be
Speaker 1: a full body come which is a real can be
Speaker 1: a real problem, especially since people only had like one
Speaker 1: set of clothing. Back then, chapter two The Practice Men,
Speaker 1: Dr Brinkley began his experiments in gland transplanting upon animals
Speaker 1: in the year nineteen eleven, three years before the European War,
Speaker 1: using goats, sheep, and guinea pigs as his subjects. He
Speaker 1: ran beyond the limits of his resources in this experimental
Speaker 1: work on animals, which was interrupted by his enlistment in
Speaker 1: the army. Data Da okay, So yeah, we're talking about
Speaker 1: his history here. Let's move on to how you shoved
Speaker 1: testicles into people. Later we will dwell a little more
Speaker 1: on some of his results. It is worthy of note
Speaker 1: in passing that his first experiment upon a human being
Speaker 1: was an unqualified success. He transplanted the goat glands into
Speaker 1: a farmer who was forty six years of age, happily
Speaker 1: married but childless, and one year after the transplantation at
Speaker 1: child was born, who was christened Billy in honor of
Speaker 1: the circumstances. Uh yeah, yeah, that's good stuff. Um yeah
Speaker 1: he how did he sell Billy? B I l O y.
Speaker 1: So it goes on to note, which is something we
Speaker 1: talked about in our episodes. Yeah, Billy, you know, Billy,
Speaker 1: your mother and I couldn't make you because my sperm
Speaker 1: was too weak. But then a doctor put in animal's
Speaker 1: balls and me and now here you are, Billy. At
Speaker 1: some point they told him that, Like, why am I
Speaker 1: called Billy well Son got around? Um? So yeah. It
Speaker 1: goes on to note that Dr Dr Brinkley prefers the
Speaker 1: Toggenberg breed of Swiss goat because it has the best testicles.
Speaker 1: Um he has picked. Yeah, he picks it because it
Speaker 1: doesn't smell like other goat testicles. Um. And because he
Speaker 1: doesn't want human beings to smell like goatballs, So he
Speaker 1: picked the goat that smells least, that's most least like balls. Um.
Speaker 1: So there you go. Wait, what years were these when
Speaker 1: this is written right there right there? That heyday you
Speaker 1: could do anything back then, you really could. God, I
Speaker 1: wish I wish i'd i'd come of age. Then I
Speaker 1: would have made so much money, you guys, I'd have
Speaker 1: been shoving things into people like we may have been there.
Speaker 1: I might have been John Brinkley. You're right. I mean
Speaker 1: there is a world. Because I love cutting things and
Speaker 1: I love being on the radio. So I do feel
Speaker 1: like I would have done the same things he did,
Speaker 1: more or less. Um. This is a side note, but
Speaker 1: a psidechic once told me that in the past life,
Speaker 1: I was a dolphin, and um, I should cut this,
Speaker 1: cut this, cut this, everybody, We'll get mad at me.
Speaker 1: I whenever I've mentioned anything hooky, bookie that I do
Speaker 1: for fun, people, people get mad at me. So cut it,
Speaker 1: get so angry. Believe it's true. They got angry at
Speaker 1: me like a bunch of people because I said that
Speaker 1: we should have have bullies go around and beat up
Speaker 1: Bill Gates when he was a child, so he didn't
Speaker 1: have a monster. Dare you said I was endorsing bullying? Um, well,
Speaker 1: I feel like Bill Gates probably was heavily bullied, and
Speaker 1: he was heavily if people like you know, not every jokes.
Speaker 1: But it's interesting to me that when I talk about, say,
Speaker 1: hallowing out the center of the United States to make
Speaker 1: it a gigantic child prison and then shooting children with
Speaker 1: darts from the air when they turn eighteen and forcing
Speaker 1: them to work as accountance in San Bernardino, that I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess it's because more people experienced bullying than we're
Speaker 1: hunted by with a dults didn't turn into that, right.
Speaker 1: My response is yeah, and most people don't like kids.
Speaker 1: What was yours coodye Oh? I was just saying, also,
Speaker 1: like both people that were bullied didn't turn out to
Speaker 1: be monster. Yeah they did. Like I I was bullied
Speaker 1: a lot. That's why I made the joke. Anyway, Uh,
Speaker 1: it's you can't, you shouldn't. You can't say anything on
Speaker 1: the internet, Katie, without some group of people getting angry.
Speaker 1: But definitely the thing that makes the most people angriest
Speaker 1: is talking about like psychics or whatever. That's just people
Speaker 1: go out of their goddamn minds. Uh, Katie, I believe
Speaker 1: you were a dolphins. I have. It's what you know.
Speaker 1: It's either you believe in things, uh that that that
Speaker 1: that you can't prove, or you don't believe in things
Speaker 1: that you can't prove. And to me, all things that
Speaker 1: you can't prove are the same like Christianity, Islam, dolphins,
Speaker 1: like all all in the same spectrum. Like yeah, whatever,
Speaker 1: Like like I don't know about psychics, but I would
Speaker 1: like to believe in past lives. But I think that
Speaker 1: that's more comforting to me than the thought of God.
Speaker 1: But anyway, this is that conversation. I mean, it's one
Speaker 1: of those things I tend to fall more in line with,
Speaker 1: like the with like the scientific side of things, but
Speaker 1: also I remember stories like the tale of doctor John Brakley,
Speaker 1: who was at one point a respected doctor who convinced
Speaker 1: a lot of people that the science said that all
Speaker 1: energy came from testicular secretions. So you should shove this
Speaker 1: goatballs inside. What do you guys want if anything from
Speaker 1: this captain the episode, all of it, every bit of
Speaker 1: its Sophie, Katie, I don't know every inch of it.
Speaker 1: Let me think about it, okay, anyway, whatever, it's just
Speaker 1: remember when you think about whether or not you know
Speaker 1: science is the thing that you should put all of
Speaker 1: your faith in that A lot of people used to
Speaker 1: think that this was science. Uh, And maybe the only
Speaker 1: thing that you should trust is a hearty machette in
Speaker 1: your hands and a set of goatballs hanging underneath your
Speaker 1: regular balls. That's all you can really trust inside your
Speaker 1: regular inside. Maybe that's where he read wrong. Maybe if
Speaker 1: you had them, because your testicles are outside of your body,
Speaker 1: maybe the goat testicles also needed to be outside of
Speaker 1: your right right. I feel like he's he's forcing um,
Speaker 1: I guess, you know, testicles into testicles, which is not
Speaker 1: you know, it's not a phrase, but not at all
Speaker 1: phrase because no one else but this man would do that.
Speaker 1: It's not not a company. No, you'd hear that phrase
Speaker 1: and be like, wait what what? Yeah, you try to
Speaker 1: park your car into a garage. This two smells like
Speaker 1: it's like shoving two sets of testicles. Yeah, it is
Speaker 1: like that. Why did you say that? I agree, and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go now and I'm not gonna come back.
Speaker 1: Um yeah, I feel like maybe it's just like getting
Speaker 1: the ghost testicles, like a near testicles or something like that.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, like um like like like some sort of
Speaker 1: I don't know, religious fetish, like you wear them around
Speaker 1: your neck or something to make you more of your
Speaker 1: ryle exactly like rabbit's foot, Like a rabbit's foot, it's
Speaker 1: testicle just around your neck, exactly perfect. You guys want
Speaker 1: to hear about his method of transplanting the glands into
Speaker 1: a man. I actually don't. Okay, I'm going to hear
Speaker 1: it anyway, Cody, you can't stop this. It's happening to you.
Speaker 1: His method of transplanting the glands and to a man
Speaker 1: is by making two incisions in the man's scrotum under
Speaker 1: simple local anesthesia, a practice a practically painless operation. From
Speaker 1: this point, practically painless God, but from this point on
Speaker 1: doesn't kill you. It's fairly deadly. Uh. No two cases
Speaker 1: are exactly alike, and Dr Brinkley performs no two operations
Speaker 1: exactly alike. This is the reason he explains why, with
Speaker 1: the best will in the world to teach his fellow
Speaker 1: practitioners what to do and how to do it, he
Speaker 1: is nevertheless unable to state in writing exactly what treatment
Speaker 1: to use to cover all cases. That's good science right there.
Speaker 1: It cannot be taught by correspondence and simple, though it
Speaker 1: sounds to hear it, it cannot be learned by attendance
Speaker 1: at a few clinics. It is delicate in this sense
Speaker 1: that it is not rightly performed in the individual case.
Speaker 1: The glands will slough. That means loss of time, loss
Speaker 1: of temper, and the waste of a perfectly good pair
Speaker 1: of young goat glands lost, the pair of glands rotting
Speaker 1: away in your testicles. Damn, oh my god. Uh, I
Speaker 1: really should have meted you now. Cody is um clutching
Speaker 1: his ice pack like a Teddy bear, like a pair
Speaker 1: of animals testicles giving him the reality and strength you
Speaker 1: hold close to your heart. It's called energy. Okay, we
Speaker 1: all have it. All energy is ice energy, which is
Speaker 1: just frozen sex energy. Look what color is ice? White?
Speaker 1: What color is testical secretions? Also kind of a white
Speaker 1: ish color. So there you are. That's why Antarctica is
Speaker 1: the sexiest continent, although not for much longer. Another very
Speaker 1: important thing, which his experiments of tadd Dr Brinkley, is this,
Speaker 1: The glands, on being removed from the goat, must be
Speaker 1: immediately placed an assault solution warmed to blood heat, and
Speaker 1: they must be used on the human being. All caps
Speaker 1: now within twenty minutes from the time they are taken
Speaker 1: from the goat. You can't refrigerate them. So how do
Speaker 1: you do this? You cut open the person, you let
Speaker 1: them sit, You get the goat balls, You get them
Speaker 1: goat balls. I mean maybe you cut the goatballs off.
Speaker 1: It looks like I mean, I'm gonna guess a guy
Speaker 1: like Dr Brinkley you can make that first decision in
Speaker 1: your balls and under twenty minutes. All these jokes and stuff,
Speaker 1: and like the horror of having duped people into doing this,
Speaker 1: but this is animal cruelty. Oh yeah, absolutely, yeah, this
Speaker 1: is for share, animal cruelty. Unbelievable what he did. Yes,
Speaker 1: he's a monster absolutely, um. But man, it's it's it's
Speaker 1: it's pretty wacky. Um. So the more quickly after removal
Speaker 1: they are used, the more likely they are to take
Speaker 1: hold and grow. Don't don't think that if it happened,
Speaker 1: I don't know what I know about science. Pardon the phrase.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's going to bear any fruit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean you can use pig hearts, right, people can
Speaker 1: have pig hearts, so why not have except for the
Speaker 1: of course, I think with a pig art, you're like,
Speaker 1: if I understand the surgery kind of like weaving it
Speaker 1: in like wear a normal heart would so that like
Speaker 1: it blood flows through it and stuff, and he's just
Speaker 1: kind of jamming testing. I cannot believe that someone conceived
Speaker 1: a child after this, let you know live. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think his wife may have just fux dr Brinkley. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe it was like that was his ploy. It's like,
Speaker 1: I did you get it for a paternity test? Onto
Speaker 1: billy goat? Oh they didn't have those back then. All
Speaker 1: they had was yet looks like a baby, that's gotta
Speaker 1: be a goat baby. Look at at all the kids
Speaker 1: and it's growing up. Yeah, I mean the baffling thing
Speaker 1: is maybe because of the weirdness of the time. The
Speaker 1: kids are like, I wish I had been born from
Speaker 1: a goat's testicles. I've just got my dad's regular Come. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right that now. In in his men cases, he
Speaker 1: sometimes uses one gland, sometimes two, Sometimes the whole gland
Speaker 1: just as it came from the young goat, sometimes a
Speaker 1: part of the gland only, but he leans to the
Speaker 1: opinion that the gland of the three weeks old goat
Speaker 1: gives the best results of used entire without trimming. Sometimes
Speaker 1: he lays the gland upon the outside of the human testes,
Speaker 1: connecting part with part. Sometimes he opens the testes by
Speaker 1: incision and lays the goat gland within the cleft. Very
Speaker 1: often they're adhesions which must be broken down before the
Speaker 1: gland canfunction rightly. Very often they're unsuspected hydro cells forming
Speaker 1: cysts in the testicular mass which must be cut out,
Speaker 1: or there may be various cell requiring attention. The patient
Speaker 1: suffers very slight and convenience. The local anesthetic is enough
Speaker 1: to dull the pain even of this raking down of
Speaker 1: the adhesion so that it is at it's worse. No
Speaker 1: more than the pain of a toothache and less a
Speaker 1: very brief. While many of the patients converse with the
Speaker 1: doctor while the operation is proceeding, the pain is negligible.
Speaker 1: The doctor proceeds according to the condition to age, et
Speaker 1: cetera of his patient. He may litigate, that is to say,
Speaker 1: tie off the tubes that connect with one test these
Speaker 1: or the other or both. Oh my god. Um, so
Speaker 1: he does all sorts of weird shit. I have my
Speaker 1: camera off because of the Internet, and you guys can't
Speaker 1: tell how anxious that just made me listening to all
Speaker 1: of this stuff. Sorry, that was my big reaction right now. Well, Katie,
Speaker 1: I've got something good for you. The glowing letters on
Speaker 1: file off the doctor's office attest to this, this being
Speaker 1: the success of the treatment. Here, for instance, is a
Speaker 1: letter from a man eighty one years of age who says,
Speaker 1: I feel like a boy am eighteen. This is something
Speaker 1: I have not known for more than forty is the
Speaker 1: god glans have certainly done the work for me, but
Speaker 1: I wish doctor you would fix it so that I
Speaker 1: could complete the sexual act. Wait wait a second, what
Speaker 1: pardon me? Wait? Did he just admit that he couldn't
Speaker 1: complete the sexual act. Oh, okay, it goes on to
Speaker 1: explain it. Don't worry. This completion of the sexual act
Speaker 1: is exactly the thing that is to be avoided in
Speaker 1: the case of these old men. All animal energy is
Speaker 1: sex energy. The conversion of this is that sex energy.
Speaker 1: The conversion of this sex energy into other forms of energy,
Speaker 1: physical and mental is the aim. And this aim would
Speaker 1: be frustrated if these old men were given the full
Speaker 1: power to do as they pleased with their new found
Speaker 1: youthful vigor. You cannot always trust them. That is the
Speaker 1: purpose of the litigating of both sides, to making the
Speaker 1: making the making the emission of the semen impossible. The
Speaker 1: life force, then, having no other outlet, can do nothing
Speaker 1: but reinvigorate the entire system by pouring its precious fluids
Speaker 1: into they're blocking you up. He's giving us when old
Speaker 1: people come in, he gives them the sectomies. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: he shoves a goat testicle in there too, because you
Speaker 1: can't let it come. You can't always trust them. Did
Speaker 1: he mean the old person or the or the old person?
Speaker 1: You can't trust the old person. Not because they're gonna
Speaker 1: be so They're gonna have so much new horny energy.
Speaker 1: You can't trust them not to fox, so you have
Speaker 1: to stop them from being able to come. Um boy,
Speaker 1: this is thrilling. I I feel like I have to
Speaker 1: point out that it is time for another ad. If
Speaker 1: you want, Yeah, you know what else will tie off
Speaker 1: your vast deference and make it incapable of ejaculation. That
Speaker 1: has not tying off the vast deference works. But yes,
Speaker 1: these ads. Listen to these ads and you will never
Speaker 1: come again. That's that's the behind the bastards guarantee. We're
Speaker 1: back and we're learning more about when Dr Brinkley is
Speaker 1: going to let you come. I mean, we hope soon. Right.
Speaker 1: Suppose now the cases of a man of fifty who
Speaker 1: is physically run down, married and anxious to be the
Speaker 1: father of a child. In such a case, if the
Speaker 1: man is physically sound, Dr Brinkley will do one of
Speaker 1: two things. After the transplantation of the new glands. He
Speaker 1: will either litigate legate one side permanently and allow one
Speaker 1: testicle to carry on the work of rejuvenation while the
Speaker 1: other can be used for procreation. Or he will ligate
Speaker 1: both sides and say to the man, I am tying
Speaker 1: off both testes because you will need to rebuild for
Speaker 1: at least one year before you should think of becoming
Speaker 1: a father. But I am ligating with linen thread, which
Speaker 1: does not dissolve. And if you come back to me
Speaker 1: in one year from now, I will remove the ligatures
Speaker 1: one or both and you will then be able to procreate.
Speaker 1: This is reasonable and wise talk, and the man makes
Speaker 1: no objection. When the year of probation, as you might
Speaker 1: call it, has expired, the man returns to the hospital,
Speaker 1: the ligature is removed, and he goes home in a
Speaker 1: couple of days. These things are not fairy tales, but
Speaker 1: solid facts, amazing as they sound to you. There are
Speaker 1: five goat gland babies today among Dr Brinkley's patients that
Speaker 1: he knows of, four boys and one girl. There are
Speaker 1: probably many of who, more of whom he has heard
Speaker 1: nothing for. Patients have a way of moving out of
Speaker 1: touch after a while. That's conscience. Why do they? Where
Speaker 1: do they go? Why don't they want to talk to
Speaker 1: the doctor? Yeah any more, your goatball doctor, come on
Speaker 1: in touch. She did. This is a good job. Mhm man.
Speaker 1: They are really admitting a lot of bad stuff in here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they definitely didn't see it. I don't know. Yeah, they don't. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Chapter three, The Practice Women. So we got a lot
Speaker 1: of good information in this one. This is this one's
Speaker 1: for the ladies. So if you can we get a
Speaker 1: little bit of a little bit of mood music here,
Speaker 1: like some smooth some smooth jazz or something for the ladies. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: Brinkley's Hospital, Okay, I'm gonna say it every episode from
Speaker 1: now on. At Dr Brinkley's Hospital, a beautifully appointed private residence.
Speaker 1: It is a comfort to women patients to have the
Speaker 1: doctor's wife her self, a competent physicians surgeon, if necessary
Speaker 1: at hand. During the actual operation, Mrs Brinkley administers the
Speaker 1: local anesthetic or the general anesthetic, if that is what's
Speaker 1: called for, as it sometimes is well. The bulk of
Speaker 1: the operations performed on both men and women are gland transplantations.
Speaker 1: A diseased condition of tubes and ovaries has sometimes made
Speaker 1: a laporotomy necessary, and many major operations have been successfully
Speaker 1: performed in the white enameled operating room. At such times,
Speaker 1: a woman clings to the presence of a woman and
Speaker 1: Ms Mrs Brinkley's kind of pleasant manner is usually sufficient
Speaker 1: to banish all nervousness. In ordinary cases of gland transplantation
Speaker 1: into women, where the patient is in good physical condition
Speaker 1: with no disease of the organs, the operation is as
Speaker 1: simple as in the case of the man. The speculum
Speaker 1: discloses the condition of the condition of the vagina, and
Speaker 1: the insertion of the new ovary is into the mucous
Speaker 1: membrane of the vagina, leaving the goat ovary about four
Speaker 1: inches distant from the woman's God, that's basically normal. Uh, sorry,
Speaker 1: that's that's the only response I can have that this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you got a jama goat over eat four inches away
Speaker 1: from your regular ovaries, and then you're going to go.
Speaker 1: The only incision made is a small one. So it's
Speaker 1: just a small one, one inch long and pain lists
Speaker 1: under lovers, Where is the incision inside your vagina? Oh? Painless? Yeah,
Speaker 1: just a painless inch long cut inside your vagina to
Speaker 1: allow the insertion of another animal's ovary. Sometimes one ovaries implanted,
Speaker 1: sometimes too. Invariably, the new ovaries trimmed to a reduction
Speaker 1: in size. Invariably, it is implanted within twenty minutes of
Speaker 1: its removal from the nanny goat. What three one of
Speaker 1: three one of four. That's too much vitality, Cody. No
Speaker 1: woman can handle that much vitality, Jesus Christ. Do not
Speaker 1: unless you try, you want them to explode from sheer
Speaker 1: nanny goat energy. I have to think that Jordan Peterson
Speaker 1: absolutely has read this. This does scream of all of
Speaker 1: those This is the entirety of Jordan peterson education. You know.
Speaker 1: This is some real god bullshit complex stuff like Oh,
Speaker 1: we're gonna anyway, go ahead, cut that I'm rambling, Sophie. No, no, no, Katie, no,
Speaker 1: you're not. And we're about to get the answer to
Speaker 1: a question that you had you had posed earlier. So
Speaker 1: this is this is good um. Unfortunately for the goat,
Speaker 1: the removal of her ovaries usually costs her her life.
Speaker 1: She mopes for a few days, refuses to eat, and dies.
Speaker 1: She has always given she mopes, she mopes for a
Speaker 1: few days, She's always given a general anesthetic, and the
Speaker 1: removal is painless at least if fatal, just a painless
Speaker 1: fatal operation. It's fine. Pursuing the conclusions drawn from this
Speaker 1: long experience, Dr Brinkley has found that women derive more
Speaker 1: instant benefit from the glands than men with respect to
Speaker 1: their awakened enthusiasm, improved appearance, and recovery of feeling of
Speaker 1: poise and well being. Very noticeable is the change of
Speaker 1: figure which follows the implanting of the new ovaries. In
Speaker 1: the case of a fat woman, the exchange is equally
Speaker 1: marked in the case of a fat man. A man
Speaker 1: of abnormal weight to interfift de pounds lost fifty pounds
Speaker 1: in two weeks following the operation, during which time he
Speaker 1: remained at the hospital feeling well and strong, but shrinking
Speaker 1: in girth amazingly. When he left the hospital, his clothes
Speaker 1: hung off him in bags and he was dying in
Speaker 1: the hospital like, oh, yes, All the patients become very
Speaker 1: emaciated and after their bodies fight off the decomposing. It's amazing.
Speaker 1: It's the vitality, Oh Jesus. M Dr Brinkley by no
Speaker 1: means asserts that the woman whose overaries have been removed
Speaker 1: by surgical operation will grow two new ovaries after the
Speaker 1: transplantation has been made, but he cites the case of
Speaker 1: a woman whose ovaries had been removed by surgical operations
Speaker 1: some years previous, the uterus remaining intact, and whom he
Speaker 1: implanted to goat ovaries, and whose period shortly afterwards returned
Speaker 1: on a four day basis with the twenty eight day interval.
Speaker 1: He does not say that the goat overies transplanted into
Speaker 1: the woman have grown new ovaries, but there remains the
Speaker 1: phenomenon of the renewed menstruation, and it is very difficult
Speaker 1: to account for. Maybe she was just bleeding because again
Speaker 1: she had another animal's ovaries put inside of her body.
Speaker 1: Maybe perhaps that could cause bleeding. I'm not an expert here,
Speaker 1: not like Dr Brinkley. I mean, people with such like
Speaker 1: vitality bleed even like if it works and you were
Speaker 1: not going to bleed, yeah, you would just bleed. Come
Speaker 1: right exactly. Yeah. God really hate that phrase, Cody, come
Speaker 1: a long way from one. We have come a long way.
Speaker 1: Because Dr Brinkley would say that's not nearly enough cream.
Speaker 1: I know he'd like, Also, don't if you've got cream,
Speaker 1: don't pump, for the love of God, because youtity, no
Speaker 1: many cream, all of the cream possible kept inside of you.
Speaker 1: Oh God. In barren women from thirty five years of
Speaker 1: age and whom he has not found a disease, but
Speaker 1: an atrophied condition to the ovaries, the transplantation has invariably
Speaker 1: been attended with six sessed to the removal of the
Speaker 1: barrenness the new glands, evidently bringing about the development of OVA.
Speaker 1: Nor does Dr Brinkley say that in the case of
Speaker 1: a man who has had both glands removed by surgical operation,
Speaker 1: the transplantation will produce new glands for the man. And
Speaker 1: yet he has had two successes to offset several failures
Speaker 1: in this very result, without any clue as to why
Speaker 1: the success followed in the one case and not in
Speaker 1: the other. That's good, that's good. The doctor has no
Speaker 1: idea why it worked once. Sometimes you get new testicles,
Speaker 1: sometimes you don't. Mhmm yeah. One such case was at
Speaker 1: the hospital during the writers the writer of this book's
Speaker 1: visit there in April. She was a paralysis case, quite fat,
Speaker 1: unable to walk except for putting forward one foot at
Speaker 1: a time, supported by the arm of someone on each
Speaker 1: side of her. She was driven to the hospital in
Speaker 1: an automobile, accompanied by her husband and daughter from the
Speaker 1: farm two hundred miles away. Dr Brinkley strongly urged her
Speaker 1: not to have the gland operation performed at all, but
Speaker 1: she insisted upon giving it a trial. It is too
Speaker 1: soon yet to speak of the results in this case.
Speaker 1: But in Dr Brinkley's view, it is asking too much
Speaker 1: of the glands to expect them to produce favorable results
Speaker 1: the case of the severity. Yet at this time there
Speaker 1: was in the hospital a young woman suffering from dementia praecox,
Speaker 1: whose mother had been watching over her for twelve years,
Speaker 1: and on whom the affliction of her daughter had so
Speaker 1: weighed that she told the writer she wished God would
Speaker 1: take one or the other of them, because it was
Speaker 1: more than she could bear. This young woman has been
Speaker 1: confined to the state Hospital for the insane, and had
Speaker 1: been treated by specialists for many years that any benefit
Speaker 1: at all. There was some homicidal media, much depression, and
Speaker 1: the tempts at suicide. She could not be left alone
Speaker 1: in her room for a moment. But the day after
Speaker 1: the transplantation of the glands, this young woman embraced her
Speaker 1: mother and talked so rationally to her that she called
Speaker 1: in Dr Brinkley, and with tears, repeated what her daughter
Speaker 1: had just said. Dr Brinkley advised her that the results
Speaker 1: were altogether too sudden to build upon. There will certainly
Speaker 1: be ups and downs, he said, you must expect good
Speaker 1: days and bad days when you will doubt if your
Speaker 1: daughter is any better. But to make a normal recovery,
Speaker 1: she ought to show an alteration of good and bad
Speaker 1: days with a good days. Wow. So yeah, just this mom,
Speaker 1: his daughter is suicidal, and I'm guessing it's because she
Speaker 1: has the kind of mom who would have a goat's
Speaker 1: ovaries shoved into her daughter um in order to cure depression.
Speaker 1: But the goat saved it. We're talking about science. You
Speaker 1: need to like have some uh, some valid theories that
Speaker 1: you can you can test out. You can't just be like,
Speaker 1: maybe it's because of this obvious thing that's going on now, Cody,
Speaker 1: I know what you're asking next, which is, can goatball
Speaker 1: implantation stop you from aging? Bring about immortality? Mortality? I
Speaker 1: was going to in the middle of asking it, thank you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Quite a frequent style of inquiry from women to the
Speaker 1: doctor runs like this, I am in good health and
Speaker 1: in every way normal age thirty five. I want to
Speaker 1: remain as I am and grow no older in appearance
Speaker 1: than I am today. Do you think that the goat
Speaker 1: gland operation would keep me from getting any older? To
Speaker 1: this kind of inquiry, doctor Brinkley makes a stereotyped reply
Speaker 1: something as follows. If you are today and good health,
Speaker 1: I should not advise the goat gland operation, but would
Speaker 1: advise it in your case as soon as you have
Speaker 1: patched past the change of life in ten or fifteen
Speaker 1: years from now. To the writer, he said, I cannot
Speaker 1: conscientiously advise this woman to submit to this operation because
Speaker 1: I don't know that the glands would advantage her in
Speaker 1: any way. They might or they might not. I do
Speaker 1: not know. It is therefore experimental work, and cannot take
Speaker 1: her and I cannot take her money for an experiment.
Speaker 1: I must have something definite in the way of experience
Speaker 1: to go on. There might be some evident condition of
Speaker 1: ill health to be set right. But on the other hand, okay,
Speaker 1: so that's ethical, that's ethical. Yeah, that's good ethics. You
Speaker 1: should when you're if you're still child bearing, as soon
Speaker 1: as you have menopause, that's when you're sick enough to
Speaker 1: get the sickness. Or maybe we've earned a right to
Speaker 1: not bleed every month, maybe we get to have sex
Speaker 1: without the fear, but having a child contrary to that,
Speaker 1: if you get a goats over reas inserted then you'll
Speaker 1: keep bleeding. Yeah, that's good, yes, because you know that's
Speaker 1: and he's right, though I'm wrong. That's what women want
Speaker 1: is to continuously be uh available to make babies in
Speaker 1: That's what Dr I mean, you know, that is what
Speaker 1: Dr Brinkley thinks. He's I mean, he's a great man. Um,
Speaker 1: that's what I've gathered from this. Yeah, so obviously he's
Speaker 1: he's this next chapter, chapter four, Dr Brinkley's own story
Speaker 1: claims that he's he's got many cases, ample proof cases
Speaker 1: that implementation of testicles to stare goat testicles to sterile
Speaker 1: people allows them to bear children. Already, the town is
Speaker 1: filling up with childless people waiting to be operated upon. Incidentally,
Speaker 1: cases of insanity are cured within thirty six hours after
Speaker 1: a simple operation. Other diseases also disappear. So that's good.
Speaker 1: Um yeah, well because clearly, if you can't bear children,
Speaker 1: you're going to go insane. Yeah, for sure. And the
Speaker 1: way to cure that is an animals sex organs that
Speaker 1: you shove in where your own sex organs. How much
Speaker 1: more beautiful book do we have? Well, let's look around
Speaker 1: and see what else we got on this. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: see if there's diagrams, Um, please, no, there's pictures of people. No,
Speaker 1: no diagram Okay, Well, okay, so we've got there's, there's
Speaker 1: there's there's a lot of weird stuff here. The goat
Speaker 1: reacts like human The goat alone among mammals, reacts to
Speaker 1: poisons almost identically as human beings react, and the poison
Speaker 1: gases of the war had precisely the same effect on
Speaker 1: him as the soldiers. So fifteen hundreds of goats did
Speaker 1: their bit in the war in an experimental way. These
Speaker 1: points in his favor and other similarities to man are
Speaker 1: the reasons which led me to select the goat is
Speaker 1: the best possible material for this work. So that's I
Speaker 1: hadn't I was unaware that his reasoning for why goat
Speaker 1: testicles are the best testicles is that if you gas
Speaker 1: goats with with chlorine gas, they die like people. You know,
Speaker 1: you can't fault that science. You cannot fault that science.
Speaker 1: That's good science should do it. They die similar Okay,
Speaker 1: So I'm finding here on page thirty eight, when you
Speaker 1: when you put male goat glands into into men, all
Speaker 1: of their babies are boys. And if you transplant female
Speaker 1: goat glands into women all of the babies are girls.
Speaker 1: That makes perfect sense. Yeah, or probably, he says. He
Speaker 1: says probably, He doesn't really know, but he's putting this
Speaker 1: in the book anyway. Wait wait, wait, yeah, what does
Speaker 1: he probably know? Because the women he implanted lady goat
Speaker 1: glands in hadn't given birth yet, so he didn't know,
Speaker 1: but he was like, yeah, probably Wait wait huh. Lady
Speaker 1: goat glands into ladies. Ladies makes them give birth to
Speaker 1: baby ladies, and male goat glands into men makes their
Speaker 1: child be What if the male with the male goat
Speaker 1: glands fucked the woman with the lady goat glands I,
Speaker 1: if I'm not mistaken, that would create the birth of
Speaker 1: a sort of er human blessed with powers of of
Speaker 1: of super sense and and enhanced sight far beyond the
Speaker 1: kin of mortal man. It would create like a kind
Speaker 1: of vish new creature. Um who would who would be
Speaker 1: uh invested with all of the power of the universe.
Speaker 1: I suspect that's my guess. Um. Why didn't they ever
Speaker 1: try to put lady goat glands into men? Um? Well?
Speaker 1: Because yeah, because that would that would probably wouldn't be right,
Speaker 1: That would leach your male sex energy and replace it
Speaker 1: weak female sex energy. Okay, Um, here's the hospital. You
Speaker 1: can tell it's a good hospital because it looks exactly
Speaker 1: like a normal house. I thought that was his house.
Speaker 1: It is also his house. He lived in the hospital.
Speaker 1: That's that's how you want to do it, all right, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna scroll through this little bit here. Um yeah,
Speaker 1: well this is just a bunch of Oh wait, yeah,
Speaker 1: here's here's a photo from the operating room at the
Speaker 1: Brinkley Hospital. So there's a bunch of doctors. All of
Speaker 1: those people, all those medical professionals are involved in inserting
Speaker 1: another animals testicles into a human being. All of those
Speaker 1: people fucking suck. Yeah, all of those people are pretty trash.
Speaker 1: Um yeah, well, guys, I think this is about all
Speaker 1: we can reasonably exact I can handle with it about
Speaker 1: this book. Um oh, here's a picture of the goats,
Speaker 1: no babies that are going to be used for a testicle. Oh,
Speaker 1: how dare him? Yeah? Yeah, I mean the people at
Speaker 1: least at making the stupid choice to do this. Um,
Speaker 1: the goats are just poor innocence. Well this has been
Speaker 1: very fun. I U I learned a lot. I learned
Speaker 1: a lot too. Um. I do think we should read
Speaker 1: something of Jordan Peterson's on here. Yeah. Yeah, this makes
Speaker 1: me really really hung hunger for Jordan Peterson's work. Well,
Speaker 1: that's been our read through The Goat Gland Transplantation by
Speaker 1: Sydney B. Flower Um, which I have to say, the
Speaker 1: cover of this book appears to be like a crude
Speaker 1: image of an old Greek statue, and I think it's
Speaker 1: I think it's probably saying that like, the goat gland
Speaker 1: transplant will make you virile like the ancient pagan. I'm
Speaker 1: sure that's not just like a mangled goat gland that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just a goat's bossy skin. Yeah, that seems likely,
Speaker 1: Cody one or the other Cody. If you were going
Speaker 1: to insert in other animals organs into a human being,
Speaker 1: what animal organ would it be? Human heart? And the
Speaker 1: human heart that's not allowed dolphins, squeaker you put it
Speaker 1: in a person. The balls in the balls. You put
Speaker 1: the squeaker in the balls so that whenever people, whenever
Speaker 1: they come, it goes or a baboon heart in balls. Yes, um,
Speaker 1: or well, I guess like to pump extra blood into
Speaker 1: I'm sure, yeah, I mean, any answer I give is
Speaker 1: going to be in inside the balls. So okay, I
Speaker 1: like the squeaker in the throat um or like you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: some sort of echolocation um in the throat. Yeah. But
Speaker 1: when I say throat, I mean I mean balls. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry I misspoke. Yeah, balls. Well, guys, has this changed
Speaker 1: your life at all? Definitely changed the course of my afternoon. Um,
Speaker 1: this is mostly all stuff I learned in school, So
Speaker 1: it's not Yeah, Cody, you famously went went to school
Speaker 1: at Dr Brinkley's goat Testical Hospital, um, which is why
Speaker 1: you can't read d H represent classes. Whatever year that was.
Speaker 1: M Yeah, it's um. I mean, obviously there's more like
Speaker 1: they're they're better updated textbooks about this topic. But this
Speaker 1: is a nice little refresher, like Dr Jordan B. Peterson's
Speaker 1: Maps of Meaning, exactly, it's all just maps of how
Speaker 1: the different meanings that will come into your life when
Speaker 1: you insert various kinds of testicles into your body. Exactly.
Speaker 1: It's a bad maps of meaning. We all know. We
Speaker 1: all know that. That's what it's about. The go Testical
Speaker 1: of chaos, the go Testical of chaos. Uh man, that's
Speaker 1: that's that's going into my next day of the campaign.
Speaker 1: It's like the eye of more abilities all through God. Well, guys,
Speaker 1: that's gonna do it for us here behind the bastards.
Speaker 1: Katie Cody, do you exist on the internet in some fashion?
Speaker 1: I don't know, because I've just met you for the
Speaker 1: first time to record this podcast such a weird way
Speaker 1: to get to know someone online. You can check out
Speaker 1: our other show with with Robert, which is weird that
Speaker 1: we before we record our parts, you record your parts
Speaker 1: and we mix them up together. This has been fun, though,
Speaker 1: maybe we should do it live sometime. Um. And our
Speaker 1: other podcast is called even More News Cody, you do
Speaker 1: the rest of there's a YouTube show called some More News. UM.
Speaker 1: I am on Twitter, dot com and other of those
Speaker 1: kinds of sites as dr Mr Cody, and Katie is
Speaker 1: also on those sites as Katie Stole. You guys know this.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, google the names you see the accounts. Yeah yeah. Social.
Speaker 1: I have a book you can find it in podcast form,
Speaker 1: in the audio form that if you just look for
Speaker 1: After the Revolution. Wherever there's podcasts, any place there's podcast
Speaker 1: you can find it. Or you can find the text
Speaker 1: of the book and the pubs updated every week at
Speaker 1: a t r book dot com. So check it out
Speaker 1: and remember, if you don't have enough energy, don't go
Speaker 1: for coffee like some sort of an idiot. Grab another
Speaker 1: animals testicles, Shove them inside your body surgically and gain
Speaker 1: the ability to birth. Goat children. Still, energy is sex energy.
Speaker 1: Don't do that. All energy is sex energy. The motto
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