WEBVTT - How To Insert Goat Balls Into Human Balls 0:00:01.680 --> 0:00:05.840 Welcome to Behind the Bastards Morning edition, the early edition 0:00:05.840 --> 0:00:09.399 of Behind the Bastards for morning people, recorded early in 0:00:09.440 --> 0:00:11.520 the morning. In fact, I have it on good authority 0:00:11.640 --> 0:00:14.239 that this is the earliest a podcast has ever been 0:00:14.240 --> 0:00:18.200 reported in the history of the medium. That's the thing. 0:00:18.239 --> 0:00:24.239 We sacrifice, the bastards. I my eyes won't even focus, Sophie. 0:00:24.280 --> 0:00:27.440 It's so early in the morning. Don't even display. Surely 0:00:27.600 --> 0:00:34.440 dawn has not broken, Katie. How long have you been awake? Minutes? Minutes? Yeah, 0:00:34.440 --> 0:00:37.360 it's it's it's it's it's the the the horrible hour 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:42.280 of twelve thirty four pm. Yes, well, welcome to behind 0:00:42.640 --> 0:00:47.080 for many hours, behind the back. Cody, how are you 0:00:47.120 --> 0:00:52.000 doing on this again? Ungodly morning? This this, this hour 0:00:52.400 --> 0:00:57.400 so early that roosters can't even crow because the sun 0:00:57.480 --> 0:00:59.840 would be like, don't crow yet, rooster, it's not time 0:00:59.840 --> 0:01:07.480 for you. It's not time. They're like, I still got 0:01:07.520 --> 0:01:10.600 that morning flegm stuff going on. It's hot as fun, 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:15.039 and it's still so early. It is hot. It is hot. 0:01:15.480 --> 0:01:19.960 It is hot, just like my co hosts today. I 0:01:20.000 --> 0:01:23.360 guess I already introduced, but I wanted to another introduction. 0:01:23.600 --> 0:01:25.760 We are both hot Cody's got his ice packed to 0:01:25.880 --> 0:01:30.919 his face, holding an ice back to his body because 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:35.120 his air conditioning is broken. Um, how are how are 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:40.600 you both doing today? Oh? You know, just here? I 0:01:40.640 --> 0:01:46.480 am here, you're here, I've done stuff. I got a 0:01:46.560 --> 0:01:50.200 question for you both. Yeah, we finished our Been Shapiro 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:54.040 episodes while back. I've been lost without them. Yeah. Do 0:01:54.080 --> 0:01:56.880 you both feel like there's annawing emptiness in the center 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:59.920 of your soul, a pit that cannot be filled? I 0:02:00.840 --> 0:02:04.600 mean yeah, but I didn't make the connection between that 0:02:04.840 --> 0:02:08.320 and Ben Shapiro until right now. So just like a 0:02:08.400 --> 0:02:11.840 general sense, Yeah, just a general sense that like the 0:02:13.160 --> 0:02:16.120 center of your being has been hollowed out by some 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:19.920 sort of earth mover, leaving you, leaving you like a 0:02:20.280 --> 0:02:23.160 like a like a like a bag of flesh without 0:02:23.360 --> 0:02:30.080 without um, without meat inside, beatless, a meatless bag of 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:36.840 human um, just just screeching into the night. Bret wishing, 0:02:37.760 --> 0:02:40.120 wishing he were still there, but he's not been won't 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:43.120 give him back to us because we didn't appreciate him enough. 0:02:44.240 --> 0:02:49.919 I didn't. Every night I mumble take a bullet for you, babe, 0:02:50.520 --> 0:02:52.680 over and over and over again. I know you also 0:02:52.760 --> 0:02:58.000 text that to our group chat getting disturbing. Yeah, don't 0:02:58.040 --> 0:03:00.959 take a bullet called love. So I don't know what 0:03:03.720 --> 0:03:07.919 language love language. I am well informed Cody that love 0:03:08.000 --> 0:03:11.839 is a battlefield, so you might be a chance. Um, 0:03:11.880 --> 0:03:15.959 so we need another book, and I was thinking, maybe 0:03:16.040 --> 0:03:17.960 let's try something a little bit different. We may have 0:03:18.000 --> 0:03:20.320 to go through a couple of things, but there were 0:03:20.320 --> 0:03:24.320 there were a handful of different throne I'm just gonna 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:27.799 read Game of Thrones to you, motherfucker's are we ever 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:30.639 going to get that last book? Do you think? Well? 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:36.040 I absolutely not know what a disappointment. I mean as 0:03:36.160 --> 0:03:38.880 as an author who has written a fiction book. Were 0:03:38.920 --> 0:03:41.160 I to get hundreds of millions of dollars and buy 0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:46.800 a lighthouse, I would probably stop producing fiction. Also, like 0:03:47.120 --> 0:03:50.280 they nailed it in the show, So why even bother? 0:03:50.400 --> 0:03:54.880 Why why mess with perfection? Right? The power the power 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:57.760 of stories, you see, is the true meaning of the 0:03:57.800 --> 0:04:01.640 Game of Thrones, thinks sarcastic, because I don't think he 0:04:01.720 --> 0:04:04.280 believes a word of what he said. No, it's terrible. 0:04:04.480 --> 0:04:09.560 And maybe having one of the main characters practically practically 0:04:09.560 --> 0:04:11.840 look at the camera and go truly the writers of 0:04:11.880 --> 0:04:16.400 the stories that they really arose, maybe a terrible idea. 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:19.839 I forgot that that happened. So I'm going to turn 0:04:19.880 --> 0:04:23.600 into just a Game of Thrones podcast. Well, I just 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:26.599 reached up and grabbed a book from my bookshelf, and 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:30.040 this is a special book. Um, you can hear it. 0:04:30.120 --> 0:04:32.240 I'm doing the cinema verity thing. I want you to 0:04:32.279 --> 0:04:36.080 hear me open this taking it out a very nice 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:40.279 plastic raft package. And I'm pulled up the really nice 0:04:40.279 --> 0:04:42.279 business card that the person who sent it gave me. 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:45.200 Because this was sent to me by well, I don't 0:04:45.240 --> 0:04:47.040 know if I should read his name. I'll just give 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:49.160 his first name, a guy named Well. I don't want 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:51.839 to do that, he said to me by a Rare 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:54.120 books dealer who was a fan of the show. Uh. 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:56.320 And I have your business card in front of me. Friend, 0:04:56.360 --> 0:04:58.240 I'm not going to read it because I don't know 0:04:58.279 --> 0:04:59.719 if you would want me to read your name out 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:04.800 on the air to a couple hundred going no, no read. 0:05:07.640 --> 0:05:10.160 I want you to know that I apprear Well, I'll 0:05:10.200 --> 0:05:14.040 say it's Ellipsus Rare Books. Um. So this wonderful person 0:05:14.080 --> 0:05:17.240 at Ellipsis Rare Books sent me a lovely card, um, 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:20.280 and a really nice letter and a copy of Can 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:24.200 you guys see what the cover says? No, the goat 0:05:24.360 --> 0:05:31.000 gland land transplantation, Oh, the goat land and transant. So 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:33.760 once upon a time, friends, there was a man named 0:05:33.880 --> 0:05:36.320 John R. Brinkley, And we've done a two parter on 0:05:36.400 --> 0:05:40.400 John R. Brinkley for Behind the Bastards. And I'm happy 0:05:40.440 --> 0:05:42.080 that you're both kind of coming in cold to this 0:05:42.120 --> 0:05:44.520 because Brinkley is an odd fellow, and we talked about 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:47.560 his whole life in the show. John R. Brinkley was 0:05:47.800 --> 0:05:51.400 a fake doctor who believed that if you surgically inserted 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:54.479 goat testicles into the testicles of human beings, it would 0:05:54.520 --> 0:05:58.520 make them sexual dynamos a wide variety of health benefits. 0:05:59.200 --> 0:06:03.080 I think, okay, I'm sorry, I'm not a scientist. Oh no, no, no, 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:07.640 I don't think that's a very strong hypothesis, and I 0:06:07.680 --> 0:06:13.360 don't think it warrants an experiment to test this out. Well, 0:06:13.400 --> 0:06:15.200 he did more than an experiment. He was one of 0:06:15.240 --> 0:06:17.919 the most popular doctors in the country. He operated clinics 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:22.280 and multiple states. He inserted goat glands that's what he 0:06:22.320 --> 0:06:26.719 called testicles, his glands, into thousands upon thousands of human beings, 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:30.159 um a lot of people died and got horrific infections. 0:06:30.760 --> 0:06:34.240 He was eventually stripped of his medical license, but he 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:36.839 used the money that he made he was in prison 0:06:37.240 --> 0:06:43.120 or no, no, of course not no. Yeah he I 0:06:43.160 --> 0:06:47.760 mean he he ran for governor of Kansas, UM and 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:50.599 uh he didn't he didn't quite get it. He ran 0:06:50.640 --> 0:06:55.440 for office a couple of times and eventually fled to Mexico. UM. 0:06:55.480 --> 0:06:58.359 But he had He operated in in the US, in 0:06:58.400 --> 0:07:02.640 the south of like Texas a massive or sorry, and 0:07:02.800 --> 0:07:05.560 in Mexico a massive like radio station, like the most 0:07:05.560 --> 0:07:08.000 powerful one in the world. And he became a country 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:11.400 music pioneer UM and helped to because of the people 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:15.080 he put on his show create like the modern concept 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:18.800 of country music. So he is a man who surgically 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:23.760 inserted testicles into thousands of people, leading to unspeakable suffering 0:07:23.840 --> 0:07:27.760 and death, and also helped create country music. A true 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:31.080 jack of all trades. Yeah, well to to trades. Well, 0:07:31.120 --> 0:07:38.640 he's a fascinating and plenty of trades. This is a 0:07:38.680 --> 0:07:43.280 book by Sydney B. Flower called The Guide to Go 0:07:43.560 --> 0:07:47.600 the Goat trans The Goat Gland Transplantation. UM. And I 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:50.240 don't know who Sydney B. Flower is, but he must 0:07:50.280 --> 0:07:52.920 be related to h Yeah, because there's a picture of 0:07:53.000 --> 0:07:55.920 John R. Brinkley right in the center here. So this 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:59.760 is one of the books that Dr Brinkley's you know, 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:02.000 like I said, he had offices multiple states, he had 0:08:02.000 --> 0:08:03.880 a massive enterprise. This is one of the things that 0:08:03.920 --> 0:08:06.360 he put out, and we're going to give it a 0:08:06.400 --> 0:08:08.280 read on the air and we'll see it's not a 0:08:08.360 --> 0:08:10.840 huge book. Maybe this has the legs from multiple episodes. 0:08:10.880 --> 0:08:13.360 Maybe this is just something we talked about today. But 0:08:14.680 --> 0:08:17.600 we're going to talk about goat gland transplantation today and 0:08:17.880 --> 0:08:20.480 I hope you all enjoy coming in cold to this 0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:23.920 wonderful story of a man who put another animals testicles 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:31.240 inside human beings more than once, a lot of times, 0:08:31.280 --> 0:08:35.480 coding a shocking number of times people one would be shocking. 0:08:35.559 --> 0:08:39.800 But yeah, yes, people absolutely, people died. Yes, I just 0:08:39.880 --> 0:08:42.160 wanted to make sure you know how if you get 0:08:42.200 --> 0:08:44.320 like a cut and you rub dirt in it, the 0:08:44.320 --> 0:08:47.920 cut will get infected. We'll imagine that cut is your 0:08:47.960 --> 0:08:51.319 genitalia and the dirt is another animal's genitalia that are 0:08:51.360 --> 0:08:53.840 just being crudely shoved in there by a guy who's 0:08:54.160 --> 0:08:59.480 mostly into running a radio station. Yeah, Okay, it doesn't 0:08:59.480 --> 0:09:02.120 work great, is what I'm saying. I'll see you guys later. 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:08.280 I'm gonna I'm gonna go back to bed. Yeah. So 0:09:09.600 --> 0:09:12.360 this is as the intro period. So there's We've got 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:14.320 us a picture of John Brinkley, which is the same 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:17.160 picture of Dr Brinkley that's in his Wikipedia page, So 0:09:17.200 --> 0:09:20.080 it must be the one that he considered his best photo, 0:09:20.160 --> 0:09:23.719 which is not a good photograph, like not not at all. 0:09:24.120 --> 0:09:29.040 He looks like ship in this picture. He's toeheaded. I 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:32.680 think is the fair way to describe him his head. 0:09:32.360 --> 0:09:35.360 His head looks like a toe So I okay, but 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:38.200 I think toeheaded is an actual phrase for somebody that's 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:41.640 like blonde. Oh well, I think it's a phrase for 0:09:41.720 --> 0:09:47.160 someone whose head looks like a thumbheaded. Thumbheaded, you could 0:09:47.160 --> 0:09:49.800 be a thumb. Yeah. His whole body looks like a knuckle. 0:09:51.920 --> 0:09:54.839 So the the title page informs us that this is 0:09:54.960 --> 0:09:57.600 number five and the One Best Way series of New 0:09:57.640 --> 0:10:02.840 thought books. The Goat Gland Transplantation as originated and successfully 0:10:02.840 --> 0:10:06.120 performed by J. R. Brinkley, m D. Of Milford, Kansas, USA, 0:10:06.240 --> 0:10:09.760 and over six operations upon men and women set up 0:10:09.800 --> 0:10:13.920 an electrotyped May nine. So this is this is you know, 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:17.000 three years after World War One ended. People are are 0:10:17.040 --> 0:10:19.880 looking for good news, and Dr Brinkley is offering them 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:22.160 the good news that they can get another animal's testicle 0:10:22.200 --> 0:10:29.200 shoved inside of them. Author's preface, What, Katie, that's good news. 0:10:29.760 --> 0:10:35.200 Congratulations you have been selected. Yeah, yeah, imagine if that 0:10:35.240 --> 0:10:36.960 was what they called you about instead of your car's 0:10:37.000 --> 0:10:41.320 extended warranty. We have exciting news about the kinds of 0:10:41.360 --> 0:10:44.040 testicles we can put inside of you. You're eligible for 0:10:44.080 --> 0:10:50.040 an upgrade. Author's preface. Though dealing exactly with a surgical subject, 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:52.160 this book is a layman's word to layman. It is 0:10:52.200 --> 0:10:54.200 an attempt to say to the general public a few 0:10:54.200 --> 0:10:56.720 things about this amazing work of Dr J. R. Brinkley 0:10:56.720 --> 0:10:59.560 of Milford, Kansas, which he is debarred from saying for 0:10:59.640 --> 0:11:02.640 himself off in this simple form. He has under consideration 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:04.520 a book of his own covering the subject of goat 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:09.240 gland transplantation, his experiment successes, failures, theories and conclusions, which 0:11:09.240 --> 0:11:12.880 will probably be issued in the winter of nine. So basically, 0:11:13.040 --> 0:11:15.360 he's got a big book for doctors coming out. But 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:17.120 we this is a book for you, the little guy. 0:11:17.160 --> 0:11:19.280 This is a book for the common man to understand 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:24.840 all of the complexities about having another animal's glance shoved 0:11:24.880 --> 0:11:27.840 into your body. So that's that's that's that's how this 0:11:27.920 --> 0:11:34.640 is being built. Okay, um oh god, okay, Yeah. Some 0:11:34.760 --> 0:11:37.360 attention is paid to the pioneer work of Dr Frank 0:11:37.440 --> 0:11:40.280 Lindstone of Chicago and the transplanting of human glands into 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:43.160 human beings, but rather by way of emphasizing the fact 0:11:43.160 --> 0:11:45.920 that Dr Brinkley, with the choice of human, monkey, goat 0:11:46.000 --> 0:11:48.560 or sheep glands before him, chose the goat glands in 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:50.720 preference to any other in his for his field of 0:11:50.760 --> 0:11:53.920 experiment and operation, and has never for a moment regretted 0:11:53.920 --> 0:11:57.000 his choice or seen any reason to alter it. Never 0:11:57.080 --> 0:12:03.400 for a moment. Don't even have your choice of glands human, monkey, goat, sheep. 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:08.559 Uh So, without any wish to enter upon a controversy, 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:10.880 the author is impelled to take some notice of the 0:12:10.880 --> 0:12:13.760 statement of Dr Serge Voronoff of Paris, who, during his 0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:16.120 recent visit to the United States announced that he pinned 0:12:16.160 --> 0:12:19.160 his faith almost exclusively to the glands of the anthropoid 0:12:19.200 --> 0:12:22.600 apes as most suitable for transplantation into human beings, while 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:26.320 he lamented the natural scarcity of obtainable material. Dr Vronov 0:12:26.440 --> 0:12:28.760 is credited with having performed over a hundred twenty of 0:12:28.760 --> 0:12:32.440 transplantations upon rams, but none whatsoever of goat glands upon 0:12:32.520 --> 0:12:34.720 human beings, and not more than two or three if 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:38.079 simium glands upon human beings. His statement, therefore, if that 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:40.679 successful transplantation of the glands of the goat into a 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:44.680 human being is impossible and cannot succeed, is empirical and 0:12:44.880 --> 0:12:47.559 entirely unsupported by any experience of his own in the matter. 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:50.760 So they're defending Dr Brinkley. This other doctor who's putting 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:54.080 ape testicles and people, is like, you can't put goat 0:12:54.120 --> 0:12:58.720 balls and people. That's just not gonna work. But first 0:12:58.720 --> 0:13:00.840 off the bat, we have to argue against that guy 0:13:01.080 --> 0:13:03.520 because Dr Brinkley, as were informed by the book, has 0:13:03.520 --> 0:13:07.280 done this more than six hundred times successfully. So we 0:13:07.360 --> 0:13:10.319 go through this introduction. It is a fact beyond all 0:13:10.360 --> 0:13:13.720 gainsaying that Dr Brinkley's operation has in truth cheated old 0:13:13.760 --> 0:13:16.520 age of its toil in very many cases of both sexes, 0:13:16.600 --> 0:13:19.160 and the improvement or rejuvenation effects both the minds and 0:13:19.200 --> 0:13:21.600 bodies of those treated by this method, and this rejuvenation 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:24.880 is lasting to the extent of the doctor's observation, it 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:27.360 is presuming to say that it is a permanent improvement. 0:13:27.440 --> 0:13:29.280 Upon that point, no one has any right to offer 0:13:29.280 --> 0:13:31.360 an opinion, because there are no facts upon which to 0:13:31.440 --> 0:13:34.720 found it. But Dr Brinkley's earliest cases, operated upon three 0:13:34.800 --> 0:13:36.560 years ago up to the present time, have shown no 0:13:36.679 --> 0:13:40.200 dimutation whatsoever in the in the effects secured. Neither the 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:42.160 women nor the men have lost any particle of their 0:13:42.200 --> 0:13:45.000 increased vitality during this lapse of time. Who can say 0:13:45.040 --> 0:13:47.960 how long the good effects will continue. Dr Brinkley's opinion 0:13:48.000 --> 0:13:50.480 is that the improvement will run for possibly fifteen years, 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:52.679 at the end of which time he expects to re 0:13:52.800 --> 0:13:55.200 operate upon any cases that show us slowing down in 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:58.560 the life price. Yes, Katie, you have questions about this. 0:13:58.559 --> 0:14:02.120 This is absurd. Wait, so, how many people had a 0:14:02.160 --> 0:14:06.520 successful transplant and then went on to like have He's 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:09.679 saying six hundred men and women experienced an increase in 0:14:09.800 --> 0:14:15.480 vitality after having these got testical stuff tend them. I'd 0:14:15.520 --> 0:14:18.840 like to see that data. Well, I mean, I bet 0:14:18.880 --> 0:14:20.120 by the end of this book I'll be able to 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:29.440 perform this surgery Cody, Europe. Okay, so this is no 0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:32.600 poets dream, but the stern reality of a young surgeon's 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:35.680 work in hospital, extending over three memorable years of achievement 0:14:35.720 --> 0:14:38.440 in a virgin field. Dr Brinkley has worked out his 0:14:38.480 --> 0:14:40.800 problem alone, save for the devoted aid of his wife, 0:14:40.840 --> 0:14:43.320 who is also a licensed physician. He is today a 0:14:43.360 --> 0:14:45.480 poor man and expects to remain so because he has 0:14:45.480 --> 0:14:48.880 refused every alluring offer made him. Looking to the establishment 0:14:48.920 --> 0:14:51.480 of this goat bland operation as a commercial proposition on 0:14:51.520 --> 0:14:54.160 a big scale. He is governed by his ethical vows 0:14:54.160 --> 0:14:56.360 and retains his independence, but the world would call him 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:58.960 a fool for not turning his discovery to his greatest 0:14:58.960 --> 0:15:01.880 pecuniary been a profit. Since he prefers to remain true 0:15:01.920 --> 0:15:03.960 to his ideals in this matter, it is for us 0:15:03.960 --> 0:15:06.160 at least to be thankful and accord him the recognition 0:15:06.200 --> 0:15:08.840 to which the scientist is entitled who puts his work 0:15:08.920 --> 0:15:11.680 above his profits. Okay, so what I'm getting from this 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:17.080 is that everyone's like, you're no, dude, We're not you 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:20.520 got a profit? And then this is like some fanboy 0:15:20.560 --> 0:15:23.000 writing the book saying, yeah, I mean, this is a 0:15:23.000 --> 0:15:25.480 guy Dr Brinkley hired, and he wants to make it 0:15:25.520 --> 0:15:28.800 clear that Dr Brinkley isn't getting rich, although he absolutely 0:15:28.920 --> 0:15:31.760 was getting rich. He made millions of dollars before he 0:15:31.840 --> 0:15:34.160 died penniless as a result of all of the malpractice 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:40.360 allegations against him. Um, but yeah, yeah, so he's he's 0:15:40.400 --> 0:15:45.000 a hero. Hero, he's a hero. We are not so 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:50.640 Chapter one, Dr Brinkley's theory, um theory? Yeah, yeah? Are 0:15:50.680 --> 0:15:52.440 you are you? Are you excited to hear the theory? 0:15:52.960 --> 0:16:00.320 It's I bet it's sound. I am so excited. Yeah. 0:16:00.360 --> 0:16:03.120 It has been a long quest and in the main fruitless. 0:16:03.120 --> 0:16:05.280 Though it might be said in fairness that Brown c. 0:16:05.360 --> 0:16:08.440 Card's method of using the express testicular juice is medicine 0:16:08.480 --> 0:16:10.840 by mouth or injection for the renewal of youth was 0:16:10.840 --> 0:16:13.440 probably the true parent of the present method familiar method 0:16:13.520 --> 0:16:16.119 of using the extracts of various glands or the pulverized 0:16:16.120 --> 0:16:21.240 substance of the glands themselves. What Yeah, apparently so this 0:16:21.320 --> 0:16:24.400 was a thing back in the day. Um, and I 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:27.640 had not heard that they had just expressed testicle juice 0:16:27.720 --> 0:16:29.480 and given it to people. But I guess that's how 0:16:29.520 --> 0:16:34.240 this started. Start out um light. You just juice the 0:16:34.280 --> 0:16:37.440 balls and give it to somebody, which sounds like you're 0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:42.720 just drinking. Come right, is that I actually think? And 0:16:42.760 --> 0:16:48.400 they're just grinding up the entire testicle. You pulverize it, right, Yeah, 0:16:48.400 --> 0:16:52.000 you pulverize the balls. You've got to pulverize the balls. Uh, 0:16:52.040 --> 0:16:57.840 and then and then drink the ball juice. Um Jesus Christ, 0:16:58.440 --> 0:17:02.200 genius is synthetic, a lip and sudden but always clear ensure. 0:17:02.320 --> 0:17:04.480 Dr Brinkley began with a theory, and by no means 0:17:04.480 --> 0:17:07.160 a new theory. From the theory he deduced rapidly enacted. 0:17:07.440 --> 0:17:09.560 The results of the acts proved the truth of the theory. 0:17:09.640 --> 0:17:12.120 That theory has been variously stated, in his most familiar 0:17:12.160 --> 0:17:15.040 form being quote in all living forms, the basis of 0:17:15.080 --> 0:17:22.600 all energy is sex energy. That's like yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:17:22.760 --> 0:17:24.680 I mean this is like tight into all this weird 0:17:24.720 --> 0:17:27.040 stuff they believed about come back in the old day, 0:17:27.080 --> 0:17:32.879 Like if it's right, yeah yeah yeah. If you ejaculate, 0:17:33.240 --> 0:17:35.720 you're losing vitality, So you never want to come unless 0:17:35.720 --> 0:17:37.399 you have to, because it's going to make you weaker. 0:17:37.440 --> 0:17:43.760 It's like proud boy stuff. Last I checked in he 0:17:43.800 --> 0:17:48.399 hadn't come in like four years. That's horrible. That's also 0:17:48.480 --> 0:17:51.320 someone that is probably not a super safe person. I 0:17:51.320 --> 0:17:59.840 would guess not because of the come. Well, no, that's 0:18:00.240 --> 0:18:02.720 up that life energy was doing any good. But that's 0:18:02.720 --> 0:18:05.000 like a proud boy thing, the no fat stuff. Like 0:18:05.040 --> 0:18:06.879 That's one of the things that's so funny about it 0:18:06.960 --> 0:18:09.760 is that they're like specifically going back to things that 0:18:09.840 --> 0:18:13.239 like this dude's like this believed in nineteen twenty, like 0:18:13.320 --> 0:18:16.480 that if you, if you, if you don't come, you 0:18:16.480 --> 0:18:21.080 you retain all of that energy to be more powerful. Uh. 0:18:21.119 --> 0:18:23.480 And and that's I think in general. If you're the 0:18:23.520 --> 0:18:24.879 kind of person who's like, well, I'm just going to 0:18:24.960 --> 0:18:26.760 save up all of my come so that I can 0:18:26.840 --> 0:18:29.199 keep all of the power inside myself, you might be 0:18:29.880 --> 0:18:32.560 kind of unhinged. I'm going to save all of my 0:18:32.640 --> 0:18:36.680 comps so I can make one super baby, one gigantic 0:18:38.200 --> 0:18:45.720 big It's gonna be the biggest baby in the world. Yeah. Uh. 0:18:45.880 --> 0:18:48.440 Looking for the facts to confirm or disprove this assertion. 0:18:48.520 --> 0:18:51.640 All investigators have been faced with similar phenomena, such as 0:18:52.040 --> 0:18:54.199 when the male foul is sterilized in order that he 0:18:54.240 --> 0:18:56.920 may grow big and fat for the market for the market. 0:18:57.000 --> 0:18:59.600 Later he loses his cocks plumage and gains and weight 0:19:00.040 --> 0:19:02.520 the psychic domain, the changes are still moll marked. The 0:19:02.560 --> 0:19:05.520 capon is a coward, shutting the contest for supremacy. He 0:19:05.520 --> 0:19:07.680 does not forage for the hens, inviting them to feed 0:19:07.720 --> 0:19:10.240 upon what he has found, but looks after himself first 0:19:10.280 --> 0:19:14.280 and last. He is lazy, fuggett, thuggish and selfish. Oh boys, 0:19:14.280 --> 0:19:16.880 So yeah, this is like some Jordan Peterson stuff, being like, well, 0:19:16.880 --> 0:19:20.919 when you when you geld an animal, it becomes uh, 0:19:21.080 --> 0:19:24.639 it changes its behavior and it becomes like lethargic and 0:19:25.040 --> 0:19:28.159 less aggressive. And so clearly if you come as a 0:19:28.240 --> 0:19:31.800 human man, you will also become weak. Yeah, your energy 0:19:31.800 --> 0:19:36.000 has gone your your energy given. This is a it's 0:19:36.040 --> 0:19:39.720 a it's less Jordan Peterson, it's more certain of its right. Yeah, 0:19:39.720 --> 0:19:43.560 there's literally has I feel like he's literally like written 0:19:43.560 --> 0:19:46.399 stuff about that. Yeah. Actually this next paragraph might be 0:19:46.440 --> 0:19:48.720 a Mike Cernovich paragraph. He may have just stolen this. 0:19:49.440 --> 0:19:52.399 When men are castrated, as in the East, in youth, 0:19:52.600 --> 0:19:55.359 when they are prized as custodians of the Harem, they 0:19:55.359 --> 0:19:59.399 are fat, unusually larger frame, but short lived. The growth 0:19:59.400 --> 0:20:01.159 of hair on the head is often scant. On the 0:20:01.200 --> 0:20:03.840 face and body it is altogether missing. The voice is high, 0:20:03.880 --> 0:20:07.680 partaking of a trouble quality. When through surgical operations or accident, 0:20:07.760 --> 0:20:10.000 it happens that a man is deprived of the testicular 0:20:10.000 --> 0:20:12.720 glands in youth, early manhood, or even middle age, the 0:20:12.760 --> 0:20:15.199 same changes follow, as in the case of the eunuch. 0:20:15.400 --> 0:20:17.520 The hair on the face and body disappears, the voice 0:20:17.560 --> 0:20:19.760 changes from deep to high tone, and mentally the man 0:20:19.840 --> 0:20:28.439 develops inertia and cowardice. Yeah. I mean, I for one thing, 0:20:28.760 --> 0:20:33.680 I'm fairly certain that eunuchs were renowned to live longer. Yeah, 0:20:33.680 --> 0:20:36.479 this is the all seems really based in facts, Roberts. 0:20:36.480 --> 0:20:38.119 So I don't call it's called science. I don't know 0:20:38.119 --> 0:20:40.240 what you want. Yeah, and if I'm if I'm remembering 0:20:40.280 --> 0:20:43.720 from Game of Thrones, they can still be very aggressive. Um, 0:20:44.920 --> 0:20:49.720 that's right, that's the whole point. Yeah, Varius lived through 0:20:49.760 --> 0:20:57.880 all of it, so thank I think be unsullied though, 0:20:59.160 --> 0:21:01.360 And they are still they were like they were only 0:21:01.440 --> 0:21:08.800 do what Batman can't. Yeah, they definitely mm hmm, very 0:21:08.840 --> 0:21:13.640 cute they were. But not, according to John Brinkley, when 0:21:13.720 --> 0:21:16.560 women have for any reason had their over years removed 0:21:16.600 --> 0:21:19.760 by surgical operation. Marked changes follow, which very much in 0:21:19.800 --> 0:21:23.000 detail but carry certain general similarities. The face and body 0:21:23.080 --> 0:21:25.439 age rapidly in appearance, and there is a slowing up 0:21:25.440 --> 0:21:27.879 of functions of the organs and with a tendency to 0:21:27.920 --> 0:21:35.800 masculinity and tastes, behavior and feelings. I hate this guy 0:21:36.000 --> 0:21:42.000 in any notes. Just fucking a man of science. All right, 0:21:42.040 --> 0:21:44.280 I'm just I go where the facts are. You are, 0:21:45.040 --> 0:21:51.320 Follow the facts, Follow the facts. So, speaking of the facts, Cody, Katie, 0:21:51.960 --> 0:21:54.760 you want to know a fact that I have that 0:21:54.840 --> 0:21:57.560 I've got for you right now? This is a fact, 0:21:58.200 --> 0:22:01.840 is it about to be? It's about the products and 0:22:01.840 --> 0:22:04.800 services that support this podcast. Yeah, we got to do that. Yeah, 0:22:04.840 --> 0:22:08.480 we gotta do that. So just the facts, people, And 0:22:08.520 --> 0:22:12.240 the fact is it's time for you to motherfucking listen 0:22:12.280 --> 0:22:24.399 to ads. We're back. Oh my gosh, I love a 0:22:24.400 --> 0:22:28.160 good I love I love an AD. I for one 0:22:28.200 --> 0:22:31.240 plan to get all of the good gland transplants advertised 0:22:31.280 --> 0:22:37.200 on this show. Yeah, absolutely absolutely use those promo codes. 0:22:38.680 --> 0:22:41.399 How about? It is important always that you realize that 0:22:41.400 --> 0:22:43.760 though we may seem to stress the physical improvement in 0:22:43.840 --> 0:22:46.600 human beings brought about by this gland transplantation. The more 0:22:46.640 --> 0:22:48.920 important change of the two is the mental and Dr 0:22:48.960 --> 0:22:52.800 Brinkley's theory that all caps now all energy is sex 0:22:52.920 --> 0:22:56.240 energy means exactly that the powerful brain, equally with the 0:22:56.280 --> 0:22:58.760 beautiful face, owes its strength and vigor exactly to the 0:22:58.880 --> 0:23:01.720 right functioning of the sex glands. We must not be 0:23:01.760 --> 0:23:04.119 accused here of running to extravagance. It is not stated 0:23:04.119 --> 0:23:06.080 that all human brains are of equal power or can 0:23:06.119 --> 0:23:08.639 be developed equal power. It has stated that all human 0:23:08.640 --> 0:23:11.280 brains of unusual power are brains that are well nourished 0:23:11.280 --> 0:23:14.440 by the testicular secretions. And it is implied, with full 0:23:14.520 --> 0:23:16.520 understanding of what the statement leads to, that if for 0:23:16.560 --> 0:23:19.520 any reason there is an interference with this sex gland activity, 0:23:19.800 --> 0:23:22.119 the unusual brain will cease in a short time to 0:23:22.119 --> 0:23:24.800 be unusual in its power, grasp, and faculty of clear 0:23:24.840 --> 0:23:28.480 continuous thought. There are so many phrases in that sentence 0:23:28.640 --> 0:23:32.480 that I went, what you got notes on this, Katie? No, 0:23:32.560 --> 0:23:34.719 I don't. I don't have notes. I couldn't keep up 0:23:34.760 --> 0:23:37.440 with them. Um, but I just don't like this guy. 0:23:37.960 --> 0:23:41.640 There was something about sexual secretions. What was oh? Yeah, 0:23:41.720 --> 0:23:44.120 here again, that that if you have an unusual brain. 0:23:44.240 --> 0:23:45.920 And that means like in a in a positive sense, 0:23:45.960 --> 0:23:48.560