WEBVTT - #197: Mr. Cream Jeans 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:08.039 Start a data start up. Brooklyn Boys start up, Brooklyn 0:00:08.080 --> 0:00:15.920 Buys start after data they making noise data start up. Yeah, 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:21.880 Episode what ninety seven at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Yeah. 0:00:22.120 --> 0:00:25.600 How you feeling today, David Brody? I'm feeling good. Yeah, 0:00:25.720 --> 0:00:28.280 me too, I'm feeling great. You know why because it's 0:00:28.280 --> 0:00:31.160 a Friday, it's the weekend. But even better, it's the 0:00:31.200 --> 0:00:33.279 middle of the afternoon, and it's not seven o'clock at 0:00:33.360 --> 0:00:36.720 night when I'm falling asleep. Okay. One of the main 0:00:36.800 --> 0:00:39.960 reasons we're doing this podcast on a Friday afternoon is 0:00:40.000 --> 0:00:42.200 that you realized it was gonna rain, and it wouldn't 0:00:42.200 --> 0:00:43.920 You wouldn't have any plans, so you're like, oh, let's 0:00:43.920 --> 0:00:45.720 do it friday afternoon. Yeah, I don't have anything to do. 0:00:45.760 --> 0:00:47.919 It's raining, it doesn't interfere with anything. But I got 0:00:48.000 --> 0:00:50.120 a noose for you, dude. There's a blue sky that's 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:53.599 coming from the northwest right now. What didn't you say 0:00:53.640 --> 0:00:55.400 this morning on the new you did the weather report 0:00:55.480 --> 0:00:58.120 for the local on our home station. I said I 0:00:58.160 --> 0:01:00.120 was gonna raise you know. You said something about was 0:01:00.200 --> 0:01:04.200 glampy clouds, something with a glamp, Yeah, something with a 0:01:04.280 --> 0:01:09.520 g um. She'd be a gusty shower tomorrow. Oh, gusty shower. 0:01:09.600 --> 0:01:14.080 That's it. I thought that sounded like a stripper. Gusty 0:01:14.120 --> 0:01:17.360 showers today. Now entering the room, gusty showers, give it 0:01:17.440 --> 0:01:25.000 up stage, the latest gentleman, now approaching the pole, speaking 0:01:25.000 --> 0:01:27.000 of strippers. Had an awkward moment last night with my 0:01:27.080 --> 0:01:31.560 youngest daughter. So please tell the story quickly. I don't 0:01:31.560 --> 0:01:34.760 want to because I'm already draining my own conclusions. No no, 0:01:34.760 --> 0:01:37.520 no, no no, no no no. So she and her friends 0:01:37.560 --> 0:01:41.280 went to to the Islanders Devil's hockey game last night. 0:01:42.360 --> 0:01:45.479 My daughter is uh was raised to be an Islanders fan, 0:01:45.520 --> 0:01:46.920 even though we live in New Jersey, and all her 0:01:46.920 --> 0:01:49.240 friends are Devil's fans, so she went an island of gear. 0:01:49.720 --> 0:01:52.680 And of course, how did that happen? My wife is 0:01:52.680 --> 0:01:54.560 from Long Island, where the Islanders are from, and my 0:01:54.600 --> 0:01:56.720 wife up a big hockey fan. They had season tickets, 0:01:58.120 --> 0:02:01.160 so she's the Islanders fan, and they're all her friends 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:03.120 and Devil's fans because they live in New Jersey. So 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:05.160 she went to the game. I said, I said, listen, 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:07.320 you know that you gotta get booed right people. I said, no, 0:02:07.320 --> 0:02:09.360 one's gonna hit you because you're little, but you're gonna 0:02:09.360 --> 0:02:11.160 get booed. It's like, I'll be fine. No one's gonna 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:12.600 bother me. I'm a little I'm a young girl. I'm 0:02:12.639 --> 0:02:15.720 like okay. So after I picked her up and she's like, yeah, 0:02:15.800 --> 0:02:19.160 I got yelled at and booed. Did the Islanders win? No? 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:22.040 They lost for nothing? Oh that makes it worse. Yeah, 0:02:22.080 --> 0:02:23.400 but that's at the point of my story, and it's 0:02:23.440 --> 0:02:25.960 never a point to my story. But they I got 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:28.280 her some our friend I don't want to give his 0:02:28.360 --> 0:02:29.760 name out. I don't get in trouble, but we had 0:02:29.760 --> 0:02:31.600 a friend who worked for the Mets and now he 0:02:31.639 --> 0:02:34.440 works for the Devil. So he hooked me up for 0:02:34.480 --> 0:02:37.560 them to get them into the lounge areas. There's two 0:02:37.600 --> 0:02:41.080 lounge areas that are there behind the seats on two levels. 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:43.760 You can watch the game, but there's they have a 0:02:43.760 --> 0:02:46.760 bar and they have a buffet, and it's really nice 0:02:46.800 --> 0:02:48.640 areas and it's part of a club package. If you 0:02:48.639 --> 0:02:51.520 buy certain tickets to those sections that have the club 0:02:51.560 --> 0:02:54.120 behind them, you can go up the stairs and behind 0:02:54.160 --> 0:02:58.200 your seats is this lounge area. And so I said, listen. Uh, 0:02:58.440 --> 0:03:00.400 she says, well, kind of get Shirley Temple's, you know, 0:03:00.639 --> 0:03:03.840 which is basically sprite or seven up with the grenadine. 0:03:04.919 --> 0:03:09.400 Grenadine being the the juice that the Maraschino cherries are in. 0:03:10.080 --> 0:03:11.440 I don't know that to be a fact. I think 0:03:11.520 --> 0:03:14.079 Marichino cherries are in sugar water. But it's the same 0:03:14.160 --> 0:03:18.839 kind of sweet, pinkish uh stuff that anyway, So I said, yeah, 0:03:18.960 --> 0:03:22.000 I'm sure you can, but listen, take some singles with 0:03:22.080 --> 0:03:25.760 you now, uh. And I said, well, I go, so 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:29.000 you have to tip the you have to tip the bartender. 0:03:29.080 --> 0:03:31.320 So she didn't say anything. So I'm driving her and 0:03:31.320 --> 0:03:33.480 and her friends in into the game, a couple of 0:03:33.480 --> 0:03:36.000 their friends, and I said, did you bring singles? And 0:03:36.000 --> 0:03:37.640 she didn't. I said what she was why? I because 0:03:38.000 --> 0:03:40.560 if the bar, even if it's free, if the bar 0:03:40.640 --> 0:03:43.440 tender makes you drinks, you should give him like a 0:03:43.520 --> 0:03:46.360 dollar for every two, you know, a couple of dollars. 0:03:46.360 --> 0:03:49.440 If you make seven for a Surly Temple, it's it's 0:03:49.480 --> 0:03:55.040 sprighting and some grenadine. And she's a kid, so missed 0:03:55.080 --> 0:03:58.320 apple tini. Relax. So I'm getting free drinks at the bar. 0:03:58.360 --> 0:04:01.720 I'm tipping five dollars on every drink because he's still 0:04:01.800 --> 0:04:05.200 like Shirley Temple, My, why would my kids pay five 0:04:05.200 --> 0:04:07.200 dollars for soda from the whole point of getting in 0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:10.440 the lounge to can drink soda for free? I understand, 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:12.680 I understand a dollar for your kid. I'm trying to 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:15.560 teach her to do the right thing, right. So I said, 0:04:15.960 --> 0:04:17.640 you gotta give him a couple of bucks if you 0:04:17.640 --> 0:04:19.600 get like five drinks to give him to three dollars, 0:04:20.080 --> 0:04:22.599 you give him something or horror, you know, He goes, 0:04:22.600 --> 0:04:25.480 why is the you're treating the bartender like a stripper? 0:04:25.839 --> 0:04:27.960 So I said, I'm not telling you to put the 0:04:28.000 --> 0:04:30.240 dollar bills in his pants. And she says, how do 0:04:30.279 --> 0:04:32.359 you know that? How do you know it's what you 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:35.839 do with strippers? She threw it right back at you. 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:40.719 So I said, I read it in a book once. Well, 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:43.960 I gotta be gotta be careful with because now especially 0:04:44.000 --> 0:04:47.239 they're getting the sharpest attacked. They're getting older and wiser, 0:04:47.320 --> 0:04:50.160 They're gonna start asking more questions. Yeah, well, yeah, the 0:04:50.240 --> 0:04:52.719 question is they don't want dad to know stuff, just 0:04:52.760 --> 0:04:54.960 like they know a mom to know stuff. I get it. Yeah, 0:04:55.000 --> 0:04:56.440 I feel like I've got to put a close pin 0:04:56.480 --> 0:04:59.320 on my nose right now, because there is something fucking 0:04:59.360 --> 0:05:02.200 foul coming through the vents from This is the drawback 0:05:02.279 --> 0:05:05.720 of living in an apartment building. All the vents are connected, 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:10.400 so my kitchen vent and my bathroom vent have various 0:05:10.400 --> 0:05:14.200 smells coming through them from other apartments cooking. Someone is 0:05:14.560 --> 0:05:21.240 stewing cabbage. It smells like a giant fart in my bed, 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:24.720 in my bathroom, which is appropriate, but the accept it's 0:05:25.120 --> 0:05:27.800 it's clean and I haven't been in there. Cabbage is 0:05:27.839 --> 0:05:30.800 just terrible. Cabbage is awful. It gives off the most 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:34.600 disgusting But who's cooking what? And do I get to 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:36.520 complain about it? I guess I can. No, I don't 0:05:36.520 --> 0:05:39.160 think it complain about cabbage or any kind of smell. 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:41.960 But you eat call Slaw, right, which is real cabbage? Yeah, 0:05:42.040 --> 0:05:45.200 but that doesn't have that There's not a sent to it. This. 0:05:45.480 --> 0:05:48.840 Somebody is cooking. Someone's boiling cabbage on a human. It's 0:05:48.839 --> 0:05:51.560 like farts. It's just awful. I was Did I tell 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:53.080 you the story about col Slaw? I tell you the 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:56.600 cabbage con Sla story. No, so do you remember? I 0:05:56.600 --> 0:05:58.400 don't mind outing them because that's just the way it was. 0:05:58.400 --> 0:05:59.560 I don't know if they still do it. But I 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:04.159 used to be a manager, assistant manager for a huge, 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:10.320 one location, upscale fast food place called Roll n Roaster, 0:06:12.880 --> 0:06:16.719 a huge, hugely successful place and they it's fast food, 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:19.360 but they make everything fresh they make. We made, we 0:06:19.360 --> 0:06:21.440 made our own soup, our own sauce. Known for their 0:06:21.520 --> 0:06:24.680 roast beef yeah. Yeah, and putting cheese was on everything. 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:29.599 Fries with cheese, roast beef with cheese, please, that's correct, 0:06:29.640 --> 0:06:32.680 that's the slogan. So as an assistant manager, one of 0:06:32.720 --> 0:06:34.240 the things you did was you were in the back 0:06:34.320 --> 0:06:37.440 and you were preparing the food. So I had to, 0:06:37.600 --> 0:06:42.919 you know, make the pecampie mix and slice the roast 0:06:42.920 --> 0:06:45.239 beef and do all the stuff to get the fresh 0:06:45.240 --> 0:06:47.760 food out. You know, we had frozen mozarella sticks and 0:06:47.800 --> 0:06:52.120 frozen french Yeah yeah, right. So the cole slaw. Now 0:06:52.160 --> 0:06:55.039 I don't like cole slaw, would never eat call slaw, 0:06:55.520 --> 0:06:58.120 but we had to make cole slaw. Wow, you didn't 0:06:58.120 --> 0:06:59.960 get it from a package. I feel like that's one 0:07:00.000 --> 0:07:02.760 of those shortcut foods. No, I told you this place makes. 0:07:02.800 --> 0:07:05.280 We had to make our own clam chowder because they 0:07:05.279 --> 0:07:09.680 would be right there with the frozen mozzarella sticks, because 0:07:09.680 --> 0:07:12.000 the volume of mozarella sticks is outrageous. We wouldn't be 0:07:12.000 --> 0:07:14.600 able to bread all the mozarella sticks for the thousand 0:07:14.720 --> 0:07:16.960 orders a day that we did. But the cole slaw 0:07:17.480 --> 0:07:19.520 wasn't a huge item. It was you know, maybe we 0:07:19.600 --> 0:07:25.000 sold fifty a day, forty little cups of coles. Okay, well, 0:07:25.040 --> 0:07:30.040 here we go. So you had these giant plastic bins, right, 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:33.360 and you would use the slicer and cut up the cabbage. 0:07:33.920 --> 0:07:37.760 You'd slice and shred the cabbage in the slicer. Some 0:07:37.800 --> 0:07:40.600 places have a machine, like a Hobart machine. Hobarts the company. 0:07:40.760 --> 0:07:43.040 You'd put it in it with like I think maybe 0:07:43.080 --> 0:07:45.280 we did. Maybe we use the attachment. We may have 0:07:45.280 --> 0:07:47.760 had an attachment that shredded it. I don't remember. Anyway, 0:07:47.840 --> 0:07:50.840 you shredded or sliced the cabbage and then you poured 0:07:50.840 --> 0:07:53.360 in the I think it's mustard seed, some kind of 0:07:53.400 --> 0:07:57.480 caraway seeds, some kind of seed goes in the in there. 0:07:57.520 --> 0:08:01.400 Not that kind of seed. No, nope, nope, nope, nope, 0:08:02.600 --> 0:08:05.960 not even for the angry customers, No, not even for 0:08:06.000 --> 0:08:10.320 the rude Karen's. No. No, it wasn't load slaw. It 0:08:10.400 --> 0:08:14.560 was Coleslaw. So and then we had like we had 0:08:14.600 --> 0:08:22.040 Hellman's cole Slaw mix in giant one gallon jugs. Yeah, 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:23.760 it's well, it's the it's the liquid that's in the 0:08:23.800 --> 0:08:26.120 cole slaw. It's pre made with all the seasonings that 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:30.720 you'd have in there. Okay, well there's no easy way 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:34.240 to mix this giant bucket. Okay, you gotta stop right there. 0:08:34.840 --> 0:08:37.640 So I've eaten loads of this slaw over my lifetime, 0:08:37.760 --> 0:08:43.800 right well, uh well no, again, this is before before 0:08:44.000 --> 0:08:47.200 maybe people were as glove crazy as they are like 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:49.640 in restaurants. Come on, so we would you just put 0:08:49.679 --> 0:08:54.240 your arms, your bare arms and hands into the giant 0:08:54.280 --> 0:09:01.000 bucket and and slop it around and you'd squeeze it 0:09:01.080 --> 0:09:03.480 to get like all the draw in the bottom and 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:06.600 make sure all the coast because the giants spooned that. 0:09:06.640 --> 0:09:08.520 We didn't have like a we didn't have a massive 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:11.000 thing that so we just did it with our hands. 0:09:11.000 --> 0:09:12.880 I was like, you're serious. So I thought it was 0:09:12.880 --> 0:09:14.880 a prank when I did it the first time. I'm like, 0:09:14.880 --> 0:09:16.959 come on, you guys are pranking makes on the new guys. So, 0:09:17.200 --> 0:09:21.840 oh my god. This is a long time ago around 0:09:21.840 --> 0:09:24.200 the same time you were doing that, you were across 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:25.839 the street. I was across the street at the Palm 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:29.200 Short Club and I had I had to make the 0:09:29.240 --> 0:09:34.480 tuna fish. Now what how do you think you made 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:40.520 tuna ficient bulk, Brodie? But your feet, Brodie. We used 0:09:40.559 --> 0:09:42.880 to take a giant bus box, a bus boxes, the 0:09:42.960 --> 0:09:45.560 giant oh, the gray one, the gray boxes that you 0:09:45.640 --> 0:09:47.480 usually put all the plates in and silver. Oh no, 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:49.920 the bins for the coal slow were bigger plastic than that. 0:09:49.960 --> 0:09:53.240 But these are big giant bus box which which is 0:09:53.360 --> 0:09:56.559 sometimes it's used for dirty dishes made you see in 0:09:56.600 --> 0:10:00.439 every restaurant. Yeah, well it's been sanitized, and then they 0:10:00.440 --> 0:10:05.000 take We used to take these oversized cans of chunk 0:10:05.160 --> 0:10:08.679 Light tuna in oil. And now chunk Light is the 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:14.320 cheap tuna. And the can of the tuna was huge. 0:10:14.480 --> 0:10:16.120 It was like one of those It was one of 0:10:16.160 --> 0:10:21.760 those Costco jet trow restaurant size, which is the size 0:10:21.760 --> 0:10:24.480 of maybe like a fucking half gallon of tuna, and 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:26.960 each can shore and then we used to open it 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:30.079 up and we just go throw it into the fucking 0:10:30.120 --> 0:10:33.560 bus bin, throwing them in, throwing them in, and then 0:10:33.960 --> 0:10:38.120 we used to take the oversized gallons of Helman's mayonnaise, 0:10:38.280 --> 0:10:40.559 of course, and literally take the whole gallon and throw 0:10:40.600 --> 0:10:45.400 it in the bus box sound with the tuna on 0:10:45.440 --> 0:10:50.559 a giant grand scale. Then roll up your sleeves, wash 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:53.199 your hands really well, scrub them really well, of course, 0:10:53.360 --> 0:10:55.560 and then because everyone did that, and then you take 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:58.800 both your hands and you literally used to massage it 0:10:58.880 --> 0:11:03.760 like you're massaging someone backing like the call slaw, like 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:10.360 mixing the two. And they made that sound that it 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:14.040 was disgusting. Dude, like mayonnaise and tuna. I don't like 0:11:14.120 --> 0:11:17.640 cole slaw, so me, it was worse. Oh my god, 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:21.120 you just brought back some bad memories. So for that reason, 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:26.200 I never I never eat storeboard the store made tuna, 0:11:26.400 --> 0:11:28.240 because all you do is I see it in the delicates, 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:30.360 and I'm like, I know how that was made. And 0:11:30.440 --> 0:11:32.880 by the way, the egg salad and a chicken salad too, 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:40.440 So I just ruined everyone's mealcast and rody. So you 0:11:40.520 --> 0:11:43.280 mentioned earlier that you had a smell in your apartment, Well, 0:11:43.320 --> 0:11:46.160 I have a good news bad news story that I'd 0:11:46.160 --> 0:11:49.640 like to share with you. One is me getting over 0:11:49.679 --> 0:11:52.120 on the system, and one is the system getting over 0:11:52.160 --> 0:11:55.280 on me. So I thought the law on the law one, 0:11:55.320 --> 0:11:57.319 the law one. So you know, I do the morning 0:11:57.320 --> 0:12:02.360 show every day from home when I don't come Well, okay, 0:12:02.840 --> 0:12:05.040 it's actually a cushion gig It's a couch cushion giga. 0:12:05.640 --> 0:12:08.760 And so I'm in my den, which is about six 0:12:08.760 --> 0:12:12.360 steps off the kitchen, and um, you know, it's got 0:12:12.400 --> 0:12:13.640 a nice TV on the wall, and I have a 0:12:13.760 --> 0:12:16.360 nice couch and coffee table. I have a set up 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:17.600 in there to make you know too, so I can 0:12:17.600 --> 0:12:21.280 get you know, I have everything I need to to work. Anyway, 0:12:21.360 --> 0:12:23.640 over the past year and a half, the carpet has 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:28.319 just gotten black and and so the this this besides 0:12:28.360 --> 0:12:31.320 the staircase, there's three doors in my den, one down 0:12:31.320 --> 0:12:33.320 to the basement, one to the garage, and one to 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:37.280 the backyard. So when you come in from the garage, 0:12:37.320 --> 0:12:40.040 you're coming into the carpeting in the den. When you 0:12:40.080 --> 0:12:42.280 come in from the backyard, you're coming into the carpeting 0:12:42.280 --> 0:12:44.240 in the den. And if you take a bag of 0:12:44.280 --> 0:12:47.080 garbage from the backyard to the garage, you shoot sometimes 0:12:47.160 --> 0:12:49.440 drag it through the den. So I had just drag 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:54.359 stains and footmarks and just awful dirt in the pathway 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:59.120 from the back door to the garage door, because no 0:12:59.120 --> 0:13:02.439 matter what, garbage is being dragged through right otherwise you 0:13:02.480 --> 0:13:04.080 gonna walk around the whole house. So sometimes they just 0:13:04.120 --> 0:13:06.160 bring it through and I hope for the best, but 0:13:06.200 --> 0:13:08.280 it's a lot of walking in from the garage. It's raining. 0:13:08.280 --> 0:13:11.200 If he get there's no great system, don't tweet me 0:13:11.240 --> 0:13:14.240 with suggestions. We've tried everything, so I'm gonna put tile 0:13:14.320 --> 0:13:18.640 in my den. So I decided last Saturday would be 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:22.280 the perfect day to rent from home depot the carpet 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:25.480 shampooing machine and you buy a jug of the soap 0:13:26.360 --> 0:13:27.880 and you bring it home. You get if it's twenty 0:13:27.880 --> 0:13:33.160 four hours, Well, what's special about Saturday into Sunday last week? 0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:38.319 M hmm, Saturday. I rented the machine at three o'clock 0:13:39.200 --> 0:13:41.640 and the girl says to me, you have to bring 0:13:41.640 --> 0:13:46.960 it back by three o'clock tomorrow. Okay, I said, that's fantastic, scary. 0:13:47.320 --> 0:13:50.080 I got it for twenty five hours because of daylight 0:13:50.120 --> 0:13:55.400 saving booom boom day. The best day to rent something 0:13:55.400 --> 0:13:58.400 for twenty four hours is on that day because you 0:13:58.520 --> 0:14:01.520 get the extra hour. Xtra you want to rent the 0:14:01.520 --> 0:14:05.200 truck a car. That's the day to do it, Daylight 0:14:05.240 --> 0:14:08.640 Savings day, the day before anybody would save. You want 0:14:08.640 --> 0:14:10.400 to work, you want to work a shift at a bar, 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:13.000 not the day to do it, because you get ripped off, 0:14:13.080 --> 0:14:15.160 ripped off by an hour. Well, when I used to 0:14:15.160 --> 0:14:16.800 work at Rolling Roaster, we used to we used to 0:14:16.800 --> 0:14:20.320 work until two in the morning, and so sometimes they 0:14:20.400 --> 0:14:24.080 make us work till three and then back the clock 0:14:24.160 --> 0:14:27.800 up terrible to keep us open later because they wanted 0:14:27.840 --> 0:14:29.920 the extra hour, like oh it's two o'clock. No, it's 0:14:29.960 --> 0:14:32.880 only one o'clock, and which stay open. But then they 0:14:32.880 --> 0:14:36.400 stopped doing X. People go like, that's ridiculous, but but 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:38.480 but that that is the ultimate day of the year. 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:42.200 Mind blowing everybody to rent something for twenty four hours 0:14:42.320 --> 0:14:48.920 because you get it right. So okay, but so here, 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:51.120 So I come home, I bring machine on my mixed 0:14:51.160 --> 0:14:53.920 the solution into the bucket and I had to had 0:14:53.960 --> 0:14:55.320 to mix it into the bucket like I don't know 0:14:55.400 --> 0:14:58.120 eight or nine times, because I did that copet. I 0:14:58.120 --> 0:15:01.640 did the competing upstairs, I did the rug in the 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:05.680 dining room. I went crazy with ifs right, went Ham, 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:08.760 I went ham like all over the place and when 0:15:08.760 --> 0:15:11.560 I did the den, because it was so heavily soiled, 0:15:11.680 --> 0:15:15.160 I kept going over the same spots a couple of times, 0:15:15.240 --> 0:15:17.160 rather than like, did you get all the stains out? 0:15:17.240 --> 0:15:19.400 I got all the stains out. You may, so I 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:24.480 bring the machine home on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. I'm 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:29.880 loving life, my copet. I'm so proud of myself. Wednesday night, 0:15:31.440 --> 0:15:37.720 I start smelling something. Apparently I let the carpet not 0:15:37.840 --> 0:15:40.240 dry fully. I didn't suck all the water out, I 0:15:40.280 --> 0:15:43.040 didn't put fans on it. And now I've got a 0:15:43.080 --> 0:15:50.120 mildew smell in my den. So I got to home 0:15:50.160 --> 0:15:53.600 depot and I buy arm and hammer powder to remove 0:15:53.640 --> 0:15:57.680 the mold and mildew smell from your carpet, and I 0:15:57.840 --> 0:15:59.800 sprinkle it all over. I let it sit for half hour. 0:16:00.840 --> 0:16:04.000 And you know, I put fans on from Wednesday night 0:16:04.040 --> 0:16:09.480 to Thursday. I had two small circulating fans retriculating but yeah, right, 0:16:09.680 --> 0:16:14.640 oscillating oscillating fans. Yeah, oscillating fans to dry the carpeting. 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:18.160 And then I put the powder down in the den 0:16:18.840 --> 0:16:20.680 and in the rug in the living room, in the 0:16:20.720 --> 0:16:23.320 dining room rather and I waited a half hour and 0:16:23.320 --> 0:16:25.400 I did the rug in the dining room, no problem. 0:16:25.480 --> 0:16:28.920 Smells better, I wouldn't say perfectly, but better. And I 0:16:29.360 --> 0:16:32.520 powdered the hell out of the den carpeting, let us 0:16:32.520 --> 0:16:35.120 sit for forty minutes just in case, and I vacuumed 0:16:35.120 --> 0:16:41.000 it up well. Apparently in one area the carpet wasn't 0:16:41.040 --> 0:16:43.800 completely dry, even though at the top felt like it 0:16:43.880 --> 0:16:46.880 to dry, it was not, so I vacuumed it. Now 0:16:46.920 --> 0:16:51.160 it smells like mildew for breeze. Breathe, happy foot, breeze, 0:16:51.520 --> 0:16:54.240 La la, la, la la. It smells like arm and 0:16:54.320 --> 0:17:00.280 hammer powder for breeze and mold. But he is where 0:17:00.280 --> 0:17:03.440 it gets worse. In the spot right next to the 0:17:03.440 --> 0:17:06.280 the coffee table where I broadcast every day, it was 0:17:06.320 --> 0:17:09.800 a little moist, and so I've created a paste like 0:17:09.920 --> 0:17:13.480 substance in the competing so when you walk on it, 0:17:13.560 --> 0:17:15.200 your sneakers get sticky. When I go up to the 0:17:15.280 --> 0:17:20.720 kitchen and it goes that's disgusting. So I got my 0:17:20.800 --> 0:17:26.040 free hour, and guess what I'm doing Saturday again, And 0:17:26.160 --> 0:17:28.000 this time you only get it for twenty four hours. 0:17:28.280 --> 0:17:30.720 Twenty four hours. I'm getting ripped off. But now you 0:17:30.800 --> 0:17:33.359 gotta read it again, though, it sounds to me like 0:17:33.359 --> 0:17:36.560 you better Regina, Regina Steamer that bitch, Yes, I got. 0:17:36.560 --> 0:17:39.159 I'm gonna have to Stanley Steamer. I'm gonna have to 0:17:39.200 --> 0:17:42.480 do something. They have. They have that jingle Stanley Steamer 0:17:42.520 --> 0:17:46.800 gets carpets clearly what you call them. I'm not paying 0:17:46.840 --> 0:17:48.720 a company to come here, and I'll do it my 0:17:48.920 --> 0:17:50.760 because it takes a half hour. I'll do it myself. 0:17:51.040 --> 0:17:53.760 I'll just make sure I get all the water out 0:17:53.800 --> 0:17:56.960 this time. Famous last words favorite Bernie is going to 0:17:57.000 --> 0:17:59.119 do it himself. Well, okay, how did it turn out 0:17:59.160 --> 0:18:02.680 for you when you install old You're hot tub? I 0:18:02.720 --> 0:18:04.359 didn't stall my hot tub myself, or even when I 0:18:04.359 --> 0:18:06.720 tried to fix one. We tried to fix one little thing. Yeah, 0:18:06.840 --> 0:18:09.920 I may have disconnected a wire a tube and and 0:18:10.119 --> 0:18:13.680 uh yeah, I gotta fix But doesn't bode well, Brodie. 0:18:13.920 --> 0:18:16.560 I fixed some things. I fixed you you've you've heard 0:18:16.600 --> 0:18:19.680 me on this podcast. I fixed it. I know you're 0:18:19.720 --> 0:18:22.000 missed to fix it, but something Remember there's there is 0:18:22.040 --> 0:18:24.359 a margin of error. There is that chance that you're 0:18:24.400 --> 0:18:27.160 gonna fox something up. All right, Well, speaking of doing 0:18:27.200 --> 0:18:29.560 things myself, I'm not going to tell you here now 0:18:29.640 --> 0:18:31.040 because I know you have something that you want to 0:18:31.080 --> 0:18:33.120 talk about, but I do want to tell you about 0:18:33.280 --> 0:18:36.520 my experience at the dry cleaners, about you know, the 0:18:36.560 --> 0:18:38.640 same ones I told you that I tried to charge 0:18:38.640 --> 0:18:41.359 me too much for this. I had the dry cleaner 0:18:41.400 --> 0:18:43.199 problem too. I mentioned it on the air, and I 0:18:43.280 --> 0:18:46.000 was wondering what was well. I guess we'll talk about 0:18:46.000 --> 0:18:48.400 it when we talk about dry cleaning, I guess. But 0:18:48.400 --> 0:18:52.240 but I wanted to bring everybody up to speed about 0:18:52.240 --> 0:18:55.199 what's going on and what we're about to unleash in 0:18:55.240 --> 0:18:59.000 our merch store. This is very important. This is big stuff, folks. 0:18:59.600 --> 0:19:01.440 We are going to start doing a deal. First of 0:19:01.480 --> 0:19:06.960 all the Christmas ornaments they're coming. We have. We already 0:19:07.000 --> 0:19:09.240 got scary and already got our ship. Yeah, we have 0:19:09.640 --> 0:19:12.960 a an ornament where it's a I guess, a person 0:19:13.040 --> 0:19:16.040 wearing a sweat of Brooklyn Boys spread man. I'm sorry, 0:19:16.119 --> 0:19:18.879 gingerbread man. Where they aren't people. I don't if if 0:19:18.920 --> 0:19:21.159 you identify as a gingerbread person, I'm not I'm not 0:19:21.160 --> 0:19:24.480 saying you're not a person gingerbread man wearing um the 0:19:24.520 --> 0:19:27.000 Brooklyn Boys, a sweater with the Brooklyn Boys logo on it. 0:19:27.280 --> 0:19:30.800 Two different kinds two different varieties. No, I think three, 0:19:31.119 --> 0:19:34.120 and then then a the third one. Oh oh right, 0:19:34.440 --> 0:19:36.920 the third one is a gingerbread man. I don't think 0:19:36.960 --> 0:19:39.159 the other proty whipped yours out. I don't think the 0:19:40.000 --> 0:19:42.960 snow globe the snow globe. Right, we have a snow 0:19:42.960 --> 0:19:46.080 globe with the Brooklyn Boys right logo, and we have 0:19:46.200 --> 0:19:51.040 the gingerbread man wearing an f you abe sevent right, 0:19:52.400 --> 0:19:54.600 So I think you know, I think it's the snow globe. 0:19:54.600 --> 0:19:57.400 But there's three varieties. But here's the thing, and this 0:19:57.480 --> 0:20:02.959 is the exciting part. Four are until supplies last, I believe, 0:20:03.119 --> 0:20:08.160 or for you buy any two items in this promotion, right, 0:20:08.600 --> 0:20:10.840 you buy any two items in the Brooklyn Boys store, 0:20:11.520 --> 0:20:15.359 you get an ornament for free. Yes, that that sounds 0:20:15.359 --> 0:20:18.760 that is right? Any two. But you may say, I 0:20:18.800 --> 0:20:21.320 already have all of the Brooklyn Boys merch. What do 0:20:21.400 --> 0:20:25.840 I need more? Well, guess what. We're restocking our ugly 0:20:25.920 --> 0:20:29.280 Christmas sweater from last season that's coming back, and we're 0:20:29.280 --> 0:20:34.920 about to introduce two new items in the form of beanies. 0:20:36.440 --> 0:20:39.040 We have a Beanies regular beanie not to kind of 0:20:39.040 --> 0:20:40.800 look like a yamak with an umbrella on top, like 0:20:40.960 --> 0:20:43.280 like a ski Cap. Yeah, the ski Cap beanies, like 0:20:43.320 --> 0:20:46.640 you know, the like the hat, the old pom on top. 0:20:46.760 --> 0:20:48.359 One of them has a pomp pom. I got the 0:20:48.400 --> 0:20:52.080 pompom on one of them doesn't. I'm a pompom guy. 0:20:52.160 --> 0:20:53.919 I'm not a pump. I don't like the pomp. I 0:20:53.920 --> 0:20:55.679 don't like the little little poof at the end. I 0:20:55.680 --> 0:20:57.480 feel like that would be a theme song to our sitcom. 0:20:57.520 --> 0:20:59.520 He's a pompom guy, He's not. And we have them 0:20:59.520 --> 0:21:04.359 in barious colors. So when you say to yourself self self, 0:21:05.680 --> 0:21:08.719 can I do I really want to do? I? Do 0:21:08.760 --> 0:21:10.440 I need anything else? To the Brooken Boys merch Store, 0:21:10.440 --> 0:21:12.919 the answer is yes, you do. You need one of 0:21:12.920 --> 0:21:16.640 these beanies. And if you buy a second item, like 0:21:16.720 --> 0:21:19.760 maybe the Brooklyn Boys Ugly Christmas sweater or whatever in 0:21:19.800 --> 0:21:22.399 the store, boom, we're gonna hook you up with a 0:21:22.560 --> 0:21:25.439 free ornament. So we're gonna see, we're gonna show pictures 0:21:25.440 --> 0:21:29.560 of all that stuff, and that's available immediately at Brooklyn 0:21:29.600 --> 0:21:33.200 Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. Let me check my notes. Yep, 0:21:33.280 --> 0:21:38.160 that's correct, that's Brooklyn Boys, Big Cartels. Hey, Hey, it's 0:21:38.200 --> 0:21:40.320 Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. You'll edit that up, 0:21:40.359 --> 0:21:42.760 like clean that up? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I edited it. 0:21:42.760 --> 0:21:48.640